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Passed university today.

- You did? - Yeah, I found out.

Woo!

Chase, out of all the girls, who would you want to bang?

Cheffy, but she’s got a boyfriend, and I respect that.

- Hello. - Bongiorno.

Suginia wants to celebrate her birthday.

Thank you, everyone.

This is the best birthday cake I’ve ever had.

They’re not going to want any more, are they?

No one better have touched that... ing cake, bro.

They want another slice.

This is really bad.

...ing bullsh... .

I feel... ing like stupid.

The chemistry that they have all makes sense now.

If Colin can’t forgive me, him.

My brain’s telling me don’t pursue anything with Daisy.

It’s got trouble written all over it.

Is there more cake?

Oh, sh... .

Chase and I said that.

Here, I’ll do it.

Got to listen to your instincts sometimes, hey?

My policy in life is honesty.

Yeah.

Like, it’s a big deal to me.

It’s so ugly.

Oh, my God.

Maybe they’re drunk enough they won’t notice.

Like, I don’t think you’re wrong.

I genuinely don’t.

I see why you’re upset.

I’m just so exhausted as well.

Like, I’m over it. I’m really over it.

Kevin, this cake slice is for you, by the way.

Of course.

Yeah, it will be fine.

When someone does something that you would never do,

it just makes it harder to understand.

Yeah.

You don’t often hear Daisy say sorry

or admit that she’s done something wrong,

so I know Daisy cares about me because she feels remorse.

It’s just a hard pill to swallow.

I have true feelings involved.

- Did you get your cake? - Yeah, he ate it.

He got his cake.

All right, Team Suginia in Sardinia.

So we’re getting up to 5:45 again.

Son of a bitch.

Good night.

Mm-hmm.

They’re trying to eat this school of fish.

You see all the little ones swimming?

Don’t get me wrong, I love working,

but I would rather hang out with Mads.

I consider this work-life balance.

Do it.

All right.

Jesus Christ.

- Good night. - Night.

Good morning. Y’all made it.

Before this trip, I had never been to Italy.

Morning.

Can I get anyone any coffee or anything?

Cappuccino.

I just wanted to ask you about breakfast.

Would you like it at 9 a.m. again?

- Yes. - Great.

- Thank you, Daisy. - You’re welcome.

Oh, thank you.

You’re welcome.

9 a.m. breakfast.

What’s up, Slim?

Scuppers are done.

They went to bed 2:30 and they woke up at 6.

- That’s insane. - I know.

Are you sad?

Yeah.

Thanks, Lucy.

Can you do the scuppers forward on the flybridge

- right in front of the wheels? - Yes, sir.

They went to bed at 2:30 and got up at 6.

Bongiorno.

I’ve never lost a friendship over a woman before.

If he’s willing to throw our friendship away over this,

then clearly I didn’t mean that much to him.

Okay.

Let’s go. Let’s go.

How are you looking for 10 minutes?

I reckon I’ll make it work.

What an amazing time.

I can’t believe it’s coming to an end.

So that’s pretty. Thank you.

Gary, come and take a look at something.

Oh, no.

This is zucchini and corn quiche.

Baked eggs with spinach and za’tar.

Oh, that looks delicious.

- Really? - Yeah.

It wouldn’t bother me.

It’s just that Glenn comes to me

and he’s like, scuppers should be done by now.

It won’t take longer than an hour and a half

to give a thorough rinse to this boat.

If I only had a few hours to clean,

I’d focus on the obvious sh... ,

like picking up crumbs of food off of the floor.

It’s literally like straw and sh... .

That’s a bit annoying, isn’t it?

I’m a little pissed off because at this point in the season,

Alex should know better.

Gary should have told him what to prioritize by now.

It’s a big thing.

Wow. That’s really good.

Oh, I’d love for you guys to stay.

It is Lucy’s university graduation

so we’re going to have a party for her tonight.

- Oh, nice. - Oh! That’s nice.

Hey, you look so good.

Have you graduated already?

I might not be at my graduation,

but that’s the life of yachting.

I know I signed up for the job at the end of the day,

so I can’t be upset.

All right. I love you. Bye.

I’m ready for tonight.

I just want to have some shots and get drunk.

Wore board shorts yesterday and then working in the beach,

I got sand now.

I swear, it really hurts.

Do we have some rash cream? I’m being serious.

- Like, deep heat? - Deep heat, yeah.

Are you going to put deep heat in your balls?

Not a , Daisy.

I’ve done that before, then I’ve touched my winky.

And Oh, my God, did that hurt.

Colin, Colin, Colin, Glenn.

Yeah, go ahead.

Hey, mate, anytime you’re ready, you can fire up

and we’ll start getting out of here.

Copy. Firing up now.

The beds in that one, and then the other side,

and then just refill towels.

Okay, cool.

- Colin, Colin, Glenn. - Go ahead, Glenn.

- I’m going to go into gear. - Copy.

Go ahead, try to zip it. Go ahead, babe.

I’ve seen worse.

Bam.

Anchor’s home. Anchor is home.

Copy anchor home. Thank you.

It’s your graduation.

Yep.

And I’m here washing dishes.

Whatever. I’m okay.

- What’s up, Playboy? - Fabio.

No.

I was down for like an hour and a half.

Got a good four meters on port side and ten to stop.

Good throw.

Okay, we got our port stern on, on Glenn.

One, two, stop. One, two, stop.

Hold us there, cap. We’re looking good.

Well done, guys. Thank you.

All crew, all crew.

Let’s get everybody on the dock to say goodbyes.

Here they come.

So great having you.

- Thank you. - Bye.

- So amazing! - Thank you for everything.

- Thank you. - Thank you guys so much.

Oh, it was amazing.

And from the bottom of my heart,

I just want to thank each and every one of you.

Ileisha, with you taking the time to make the Johnny cakes,

it brought me back to my beloved grandma Flo,

who I know is in heaven, just smiling down.

- Thank you. - Thank you, everyone.

And as a small token of our appreciation.

Oh, thank you very much.

Best yachting crew ever.

- Bye-bye. - Bye, guys.

You did it so well.

That was awesome.

Okay, let’s go get changed, then.

Tell me how great I am.

Chase was not happy this morning.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it’s a -up that really.

It’s so much harder, especially also

if the guests go to bed so they don’t wake up so early.

Oh, yeah. Which he was warned about.

Oh, it’s hot.

Were you upset with the boat this morning?

It wasn’t the best.

me, man.

I didn’t expect Gary to run to Alex

and be like, "hey, Chase said you suck."

I mean, come on.

What part looked bad?

Food all over the sundeck floor.

Like I told Gary, you had like three hours max.

- Like you told Gary. - Huh?

Excuse me... ing hell.

I said, it’s not like I could be really upset with you.

Yeah.

But there is food all over the floor where they’re sitting.

Suck it up, buttercup.

It’s pissing me off that Gary is making me

Were you upset with the boat this morning?

It wasn’t the best.

There’s food all over the floor where they’re sitting.

Suck it up, buttercup.

It’s not like me being mad.

It’s just prioritization of, like,

where they’re going to get up and sit is spotless,

- you know what I mean? - Yeah.

- It’s just like advice. - Advice taken.

Yeah, but Gary’s the boss.

- Um, yeah. I’m happy. - Cool. Done.

I shouldn’t have to hear it from Gary the way that Chase feels.

Any time that I feel there’s a conflict,

I tend to just talk to the person about it,

and I would expect Chase

and our head of department to do the same,

but I think I’m just dealing with a lot of small dick energy.

- Meeting adjourned. - Meeting adjourned.

Should we all three love each other?

Let’s do this. We always love each other.

Do you want to take trash if you’re

heading down that way, Chase?

Yeah.

All crew, all crew.

Can I get everybody in the saloon

for a tip meeting, please?

Copy.

What a fun charter group that was.

I thought the service was really good,

so I just want to say kudos for that.

Ileisha, that Caribbean dinner, they were raving about it.

- Well done. - Thank you.

I just want to say that this is not the time

to let our foot off the pedal.

We still have a fair chunk of the season to go,

so I’m trying to get everybody re-motivated

to see it through to the end,

go out with a bang, right?

And now for the tip, it’s $20,000.

- Yes. - Yeah.

1,957 each in euros.

I might not be graduating today,

but at least we made 20k, baby.

It’s a hard industry that we work in,

but it definitely pays off.

- Cheers, everybody. - Cheers.

Woo-hoo!

- All right. - Thank you.

- What do you need? - You want to help me?

Yeah, that way you can finish and get in

this cold tub with me.

Oh, my God.

Chase is a sweetheart.

He’s good-looking, he’s tall, he’s got a good body,

but my boyfriend has all of those things as well.

It’s always tough to do long distance,

but, no, I’m pretty loyal.

"Pretty?" I mean, I am loyal.

Don’t look at my willy, though,

because it’s going to be freezing.

Yeah, I don’t know.

I was thinking of having a chat with you both

Oh, really? No.. We don’t need to do that.

No, no, no, no. I think it’ll blow over.

I’m just going to take this down for you.

Hello. Is that a rice cake?

Mm-hmm.

- Mads. - Yeah.

Will you help me decorate for Lucy?

- Yeah, for sure. - Thanks.

I’m just going to lay here and hope Ileisha

comes crawling in to bed.

Bro, she says she’s got a boyfriend,

Mm-mm. Me neither.

No, no, no, no, no.

I’m... ing sweating.

This is just like setting up a party for guests.

I don’t like it.

All right, babes. I’m going up.

I think it’s working.

- Is this her dad? - Yeah.

Lucy has made it very clear that she is sad

she’s not at home for her graduation,

so we’ve got her family in FaceTime.

If we can’t bring her there,

we’ll bring the graduation to Parsifal.

Thank you for doing that.

- After you. - You ready?

Okay, guys, all line up here.

Look at my gran!

Hi, granddad.

Hi, Mom. I’m graduating.

Thanks, everyone.

This is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me,

and I have my family there.

My 91-year-old granddad and my gran,

this is going to be so special to me, my whole life.

There you go!

Cabs are here.

Me, Colin, and Gary in one cab.

Everybody else in another.

Yes, sis.

Boys in back.

It’s going to be a long van ride.

Whoo! Junior crew!

I thought it might be nice to spend some time together,

and I just think we’ve kind of lost a bit of focus

as we’re in this together,

and just want to remind us that we’re...

We’re a team.

Let’s keep it up.

How do you feel, Colin?

- About what? - About everything.

I wanted time with my... ing boys in the... ing car,

and this was my time to do it.

I don’t think the crew night out is the right time.

That was a up.

This van ride is awkward!

Honestly, I don’t like having conflict with anyone.

I’m not good with confrontation.

Very, very nervous.

I’d be down to start drama if me and Alex made out.

That would start some drama.

I was down for it.

I know, you didn’t turn away. That was a test.

I didn’t even flinch.

Are we going to the clipper restaurant? No ways.

- Hello! - Hello!

Was your guys’ cab ride as fun as ours?

Yeah, I know.

Listen, love.

Dude, this is nice.

Good evening, welcome to the marina.

Something sparkling please.

Did you guys order food already?

It’s going to be family-style, I think.

I’m glad you’ve mentioned it, because, yeah...

Cheers to Lucy

on being a smart, beautiful woman.

Thank you so much, this night, honestly, you made it special.

God, that’s hard.

Here we have the octopus on smashed potato and lime.

Wow, gorgeous.

It’s really... ing good.

Here we have the sea bass with mint.

That’s gorgeous.

- Chicken. - How pretty is this plate?

Yeah, baby. Cool.

I do not want to be rude,

but I am going to step away for a cigarette.

Let’s go for a cigarette, you and I.

Colin, you and I need a chat.

Oh, here we go.

I’m going to tell you how I feel.

Do you want a rollie?

No, we’re going to leave you two love birds alone.

I only have one cigarette.

One cigarette, that’s all.

Okay, Colin, I’m going to be honest with you.

I’m sorry I lied to you.

I am sorry I lied to you. But it was a catch-22 for me.

- How... - You’re a pussy.

You should have... ing just said the truth.

And lied to her and broke a promise, though.

You should have said to Daisy, hey ,

seeing that you and Colin are now hooking up.

I know, but all hindsight is a beautiful thing.

I do realize that, and I’m sorry I lied to you in your face.

And then we hooked up, and then hooked up, and then hooked up,

and then I asked you and you were like nah.

And I lied to you, to your face.

I would never have done that to you.

And that’s why I got hurt by our friendship.

Yeah, I understand that.

Do I feel like a puss for lying to you? Yes.

Is there anything happening between us? No.

That’s the bottom line.

He hasn’t really respected mine and Daisy’s relationship,

and it’s unfortunate,

but I have to take everything he says with a pinch of salt.

Listen, I’ve been a dick... ing for the majority of my life.

If I can keep one person’s promise,

then let me show them that I can keep a promise.

And then I lied to another friend about it,

and it’s just like, where am I going with that?

It was a lose-lose situation for me, no matter what happens.

Anyway.

What’s up? How’s your dinner going?

Are you guys having feelings?

He is, I’m just trying to have fun and enjoy myself,

but he’s like making it way more intense than it needs to be

Can I have a lighter or a serious?

I don’t have one.

At the moment.

I mean, who else is giving me attention?

Are you?

Just a touch.

But he seems very intimidated by me,

like I’m going to make a move on you or something.

Which I’m not, to be honest with you.

Because, I mean...

But if Gary wasn’t involved, maybe?

Yeah, for sure.

I think you’re super sweet.

You could have banged me or Chase, but he chose Gary.

It was clear from day ...ing one.

I knew that Alex is more than just a flirt.

I made the wrong choice.

I put myself in this position with Gary.

I feel like I set a bomb to explode.

Trust me, if I could re-choose, it would not be him.

Come on, Alex. Let’s be real.

Gary!

Are they going to talk tea,

or do they actually think that we’re sitting here

flirting with each other?

No, they’re actually going to talk sh... to each other.

You and I can flirt all day long and we’ll still be mates.

Yeah, I just love it so much.

You needn’t to worry about me.

They were awkward.

I don’t think they’ve been really talking

the last few days.

, that van ride was scary.

My most important thing is they’re okay.

I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

I am so relieved

Gary and Colin are speaking to each other

and ready to forget this whole... ing mess

and just move forward.

What’s up, turds?

Hey turd-nugget.

For ’s sake.

Ugh.

That’s a wrap. That’s a wrap.

- Which one’s the fun van? - This one.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Hello, friends.

Yeah!

I don’t like it when you make out in the car right next to us.

Not me.

I dare you guys to kiss.

You are obsessed with them boobs.

He doesn’t need to obsess with mine

because he gets to touch them once in a while.

I was dreaming about sex last night.

- Me too. - Jesus Christ.

Let’s go.

Push.

I gotta get this... ing shoe off me now.

Yeah, yeah.

Should we jump in? Can I take your clothes off?

You know what? I’m gonna do this for you.

I’m hungry.

Okay, let’s take our clothes off.

I’ll jump in with you, Luce.

I’m really tired.

Yeah, I’m just gonna walk out of here.

Go, sexy bum, go, go, go.

Gary and Lucy, they’re jumping in the water right now.

Yes, I’ve been graduated!

Sorry, Mum and Dad.

Ah!

Are people up in the jacuzzi or no?

It could just be me and you.

Sounds good.

Are you hungry? What are you eating?

Yeah, chef’s gonna cook for us.

No, I’m not cooking.

Sorry, guys.

Gary.

Oh, sh... .

Hey. What’s up?

Ow, that hurt.

Okay, no worries. I just...

I’m pathetic?

You’re gonna call me pathetic for... ing what?

Because I’m trying to speak to my family.

off.

Yeah, no, it’s someone else being... ing weird.

I don’t know why. I’ll talk to you later.

All right, bye.

I want that.

They’ve passed out.

What the is happening in here?

I’m... ing on the phone trying to call my family.

And Gary walks by and goes, you’re... ing pathetic.

Pathetic?

Yeah, because I’m not answering him

because I’m... ing on the phone to my family.

Bro, it’s over. It’s... ing over.

Trust me, I have guys that can me just as well.

Thank you for helping me through my struggles.

Thanks for being there for me as a friend.

I appreciate you.

It’s my pleasure.

Good night.

Here we go, best mate.

Dude, Ileisha’s... ing killing me, bro.

Why is she killing you?

Because she’s like... ing hugging me and caressing me

and like every single ...ing moment

I feel like she’s gonna make out with me.

And it’s just like man.

She put you in the friendzone.

Last time I saw you, you weren’t alone.

You get laid?

Daisy.

She had just come in the room and I was like,

all right, I’ll leave.

Are you alone right now?

No.

Oh, Jesus, there’s two people in there.

Oh, Chase, are you okay?

Oh, bless. I feel so bad for him.

It’s... ed up.

I’ve never, ever been mistaken for someone else in bed.

Oh.

It’s a blow to the ego.

I mean, maybe she’s actually thinking about him

when we’re fooling around. I don’t know.

Bye.

You’re an idiot.

Oh... ing hell, brü.

What happened last night?

Why?

I think you called her pathetic.

- What? - Yeah.

...ing Gary being his drunken ass self

called me pathetic because I wasn’t giving him attention.

Oh, God.

Whatever.

Right. I’m going to work.

We got to clean this boat.

What are you doing up so early?

Trying to feel better and clean.

I think I’m probably still drunk.

Yeah.

Hey, what’s up?

- You want to chat? - Yeah, let’s.

- Want to go outside? - Sure.

Oh, God.

. She’s pissed.

Maybe she does like me that it’s affected her so much.

Why call me pathetic?

I have no recollection of that,

and Chase told me this morning,

and I’m really sorry about that.

I’ve literally never been called pathetic in my life,

and, like...

Was that, like, in the end of the night?

Yes, but, like, it doesn’t matter

whether it’s the end of the night

or the beginning of the night. That’s my point.

- How can... - Of course it does,

- because I was sh... faced. - No, it doesn’t.

Oh, my God, Gary.

Just go back to bed now.

...ing hell.

I’m showing her that I’m sorry,

and I apologize , and she still keeps the grudge.

- Come here. - No.

- Come here. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Oh, really? - Really.

I’m apologizing to you for something

that I don’t have any remembrance for,

but then someone can walk in on the room

while you’re having sex, and you just let it blow over.

Get the out, Colin.

Mads, what’s going on?

You’re going to start a whole other argument right now

that you don’t want to start.

Trust me.

Because that sh... pisses me off, too, that you say that,

and I just let it fly, honestly.

- Okay. - off.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Gary.

Sorry, Chase.

It’s okay. Sorry I’m here.

Just eating my PB and J.

The dishwasher. Is it full? I’ll empty it.

Oh, we got to do top sides today.

Copy that.

Yo.

- Just a kiss? - Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

- How are you? - I’m good. How are you?

I’m okay.

How was your night?

But it ended well.

I think I was eating burritos with Chase in the galley.

...ing hell.

I need to go to the toilet quickly.

Oh.

Do you know what I’m saying?

Ah.

Grr!

- Can I just tell you? - Please.

I took a sh... this morning,

and it smelled just like a whiskey sour.

That’s not what I thought you were going to tell me, but...

- Dude, it was really bad. - That’s awesome.

When you have time, can I show you stuff

in the guest area, please?

Why are you not talking to me?

- Fine. - Thank you.

I’m going to start on the other side.

And can I also show you a shelf?

One’s here, but...

- I’m pissed off at you. - Why? What did I do?

What you said last night in bed?

Oh, yeah, I thought you were Gary.

Because the two of you were in my head.

You’re both... ing with my head.

I just both want you out of my... ing head.

We’re doing your head in?

Yeah, the two of you have been doing my head in

for the last... ing...

This is unbelievable that you’re giving me this attitude

after saying something like that.

But Gary needs to... ing stop being in my head as well.

This is also Gary’s fault.

I’m not thinking about him.

I was like, where the am I?

I didn’t know where I was.

You’re blaming literally everyone and everything else

for what comes out of your mouth.

And you need to take accountability.

I’m just going to go and do the mirrors.

Okay.

- What’s up, homie? - What’s good?

I want to talk to you about something, actually.

I want you to know that

there’s been two days where, like,

I gave feedback about, like, the night thing.

And the first time it happened, I asked Gary,

can I just talk to Alex, like, on my own?

Because I don’t want it to look like I’m tattletailing.

And Gary was like, no, I want to have the conversation.

The way Gary has handled it has kind of made me

look like I’m trying to, like, shoot you down.

So going forward,

I’m going to try to include him as little as possible.

It might be better if we cut out the little middleman.

- The little middleman? - Yeah.

We don’t need Gary.

The only reason that there’s tension between me and Chase

is because Gary is mucking up the communication chain.

This whole thing is so... ing stupid.

We’re square, G.

Group hug in the showers tonight.

Hey, Mads.

I’m sorry, uh...

I don’t really don’t know why I said that.

I’m not sure if I said that to you,

if I said that to myself.

So what, you’re not going to talk to me now?

I can’t do this right now.

This is... ing making me more annoyed.

You got to figure some stuff out.

I don’t. I just need... - ... ing last week.

It was all Gary... ing started this.

I’m...

What I want is for you to figure out what you want.

I want you.

I thought I made that very clear.

If you want someone, you’re not thinking about other people.

I think he’s so offended and hurt

that I’m like, Gary’s on my mind.

He’s seeing it as in like, I’m thinking of Gary,

but I’m like, no,

I’m thinking of the two of you

and our friendship and the mess I’m in.

If you want me and I want you, that’s the end of it.

That’s true.

Uh, Gary, Ileisha, Daisy,

can you guys meet me in the crew mess

for the preference sheet meeting? Thank you.

Copy.

These last guests had very oily fingers.

Charter number seven.

Alisa works in finance

and cannot wait for a trip filled

with Casamigos, water sports

and she wants to be serenaded with a guitar

under the Italian moon.

- Colin? - Colin?

- Colin. - He can serenade her.

- Colin’s the best. - Yeah, for serenading.

Day one, the primaries requested a sushi

and seafood lunch with sashimi and oysters.

On night one, the guests have requested

a Capri style Italian dinner

featuring the chef’s choice of dishes.

That is like my all-time favorite thing to do.

On night two, the guests would like

a Viva La France-themed party

with lots of seafood inspired dishes.

Nice.

You guys know we’re not that far from France, right?

Maybe we actually take them to France.

, that could be cool.

And going to the ducking.

Bonifacio, which is so unique, right?

So beautiful.

Excellent.

All right, guys, thank you very much.

- Thank you. - Thanks, Cap.

Just finished aft deck.

Okay, see you guys at 8:00 tomorrow.

All the cabins are done.

Well done. We can be done for the night.

Filled with shame.

You’re hilarious.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want to be.

Nah, it’s all good.

I’ll try again tomorrow night.

Oopsie.

Are you doing the transom?

Yeah, I’m going to try and do it quick before it gets hot.

- Morning. - Morning.

How are you, Luce?

Good.

Morning.

- Morning. - Morning, how are you?

Hopefully, the boat runs smooth this charter.

- Good morning, Mads. - Morning.

It’s like I said morning twice now.

You can’t be mad at me.

I’m not mad at you. Why would you say that?

Because you... ing ignored her, bro.

- I’m mad at you. - Everyone’s mad at Gary.

Story of my life.

Can only take a joke when he wants to.

Daisy, Daisy, provisions are a go.

Copy.

Oh.

I got it.

That’s okay.

Stop calling me sir.

You can call me captain. Don’t call me sir.

I really can’t help it, Glenn.

Oysters. Yeah, baby.

Oops. Sorry, Chase.

Thank you.

Look at those tomatoes!

Girls, the toilet is disgusting.

I’m just going to do the cockpit, yeah?

Yeah, fam.

Girls, did you do this toilet as well?

Yeah.

This toilet’s really bad as well.

- The toilet paper isn’t done. - Okay.

We pretty much ready, aren’t we?

- We’re good. - Looking good, guys.

All crew, all crew.

Guests will be here in 20 minutes. Thank you.

Okay, girls, can we get the champagne ready?

- Yes. - Yes.

Is that just water?

Must be, yeah. Probably from the flowers.

Looking good.

Is that oil? What do you think it is?

I don’t know what that is.

Because it seems to linger.

It’s a little bit late for it now,

but let’s get tons of K-2R on it tonight.

At this point in the game, I have very high expectations.

All crew, all crew.

Time to get everybody in the cockpit.

Here we go. Here we go.

I’m happy with what they’re doing.

I want to finish strong.

I don’t want to limp our way through the end of the season.

So we’re coming into the home stretch.

So let’s stay positive. We’ll be positive.

So I want to just keep pushing them a little bit

to keep them at the top of their game.

- Dais, you ready? - I was born ready.

These guests have to have the time of their lives.

- I am so resting bitch face. - Me, too.

Here they come.

If I’m not smiling,

I look like I’m going to murder someone.

Me, too.

Coming up...

Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

Yeah, we’re definitely dragging into them now.

We really shouldn’t be this close.

Holy sh... .

Can you reverse, Glenn?

- Dais, you ready? - I was born ready.

- I am so resting bitch face. - Me, too.

I look like I’m going to murder someone.

Me, too.

- Here we go. Here we go. - Hi, guys.

- Hi. - How you doing?

- So excited. I’m Tim. - Glenn. This is Daisy.

- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Welcome.

What we’ll get you to do is kick off your shoes.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hi, I’m Lucy. Nice to meet you.

Thank you. Nice to meet you.

- Hello, I’m Gary. - Alisa, nice to meet you.

Hi, Mads. Nice to meet you.

Hi, nice to meet you as well.

Welcome to Sardinia. Welcome to Parsifal.

You’ve got a lot of fun stuff planned for your time on board.

But just before we get going,

Daisy is going to take you for a little tour of the boat.

And then we’ll get out of here.

- Fantastic. - Cool?

So, if you want to follow me up the stairs.

So, up here we’ve got the sundeck.

Beautiful. Stunning.

- This is amazing. - Which is a really nice place

if we’re sailing, you get a good view.

I’ll take those. Those got my name on them.

So, in here we’ve got the main saloon.

which obviously is an area that you can cool down

if you want to get out of the sun.

And then the bar area behind you.

Well, we’ll probably spend a lot of time there.

Where’s Glenn? Here’s a special one for him.

And then in here we have the master cabin.

- Ooh. Alisa. - Yes.

I’m not crying yet.

Yes. That’s it. Thanks, dude.

- I’m going out. - This is insane.

I know.

One, two, three. Ooh.

- You can take the oysters. - Yeah.

They are gin, chili and lime.

Colin, you can fire up mate whenever you’re ready.

Copy.

- Thank you. - All stern lines clear.

- All stern lines clear. - Copy, thank you.

So, these are done with gin, jalapeno and lime.

Oh, my God.

I thought I loved you.

And now I’m just, like, marrying you.

Sweet, Chase, once that’s done, you can go down, buddy.

See you later.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. That’s good.

Anchor’s home, anchor’s home.

Copy, anchor home.

- I just love this view. - The view is awesome. Yeah.

So much sushi to make.

Okay, so three o’clock lunch. Does that work?

It would be amazing for me.

Okay. I’ll go up and speak to them.

Thank you.

Can you do a photo with all of us?

Yes, of course.

This wind is borderline for sailing.

- Yes. - Yeah.

I don’t think we’re going to get a sail in, to be honest.

Dammit. Run.

Hi, guys. In the background.

- I’m good with Alex in it. - Yeah.

If he wants to take off his shirt and lay across us,

that would work.

- But seriously, the Midwest. - Yeah.

- God bless. - Absolutely.

Your canapés looked beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

Love that.

So we were thinking maybe more of a three o’clock lunch.

- That’s perfect. - Yes, okay.

- Thank you. - This is amazing.

Look at this view.

- Primo seats. - So beautiful.

- Glad to be here. - Glad to be here.

Glad to be here.

Okay, how many toasts have we done?

- A lot. - Three!

So the trick will be to find a sandy spot.

- How you doing, Cookie? - Doing good?

- Yeah? - Yep.

Our starboard anchor looks like it’s sitting over sand.

Looks like a big patch right underneath us.

Okay, go ahead and drop. Go ahead and drop.

I’m loving the breeze, Alex. I got to say.

Thanks for making that happen for us.

No rain, just sun and wind.

Yeah, that looks like a good bite, Glenn.

Okay, copy that. Thanks. We’re done.

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

I’m out of gear. Can I shut down?

I’ll take it here. I’ll shut down now.

Thank you.

Gary, can I start opening the laz?

Yes, please, Alex. Yes, please.

Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

We’re pretty close to this boat behind us.

Copy that.

I’m surprised we’re this close to this boat.

Yeah, but the boat’s anchored.

For some reason, I think we’re dragging.

Yeah, I think we are dragging, Glenn.

Let’s go fire up.

- Fire up? - Just until we’re sure.

Feels like we’re dragging.

Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

Copy that, firing up now.

Why are they so close?

Yeah, we’re definitely dragging into them now.

Can you let out more chain? More chain?

So you’re further away? Yeah, let out more chain.

Oh, it’s getting... it’s getting dicey.

Now we’re getting a little too close.

Oh, jeez louise.

That makes me a little nervous.

We get some fenders, Colin.

Uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh.

Drop some chain? Holy sh... .

Open, open, open, open, open, open, open.

Can you reverse, Glenn?

Alex, Alex, leave the store and come up to the bow, please.

Alex, come up to the bow.

We really shouldn’t be this close.

Like, holy cow.

Gary, make sure that chain’s not gonna hold me up, please.

Yeah, I’ll dump it. I’ll dump it.

You got it?

It is close.

Oh, we’re gonna crash.

me.

Oh, sh... .