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Capitano, am I in the right place?

My first officer is my right arm.

We’re like an old married couple.

Tell us some stories.

I had a quick kiss with Mads,

and this guy made out with everybody on the crew.

Oh, really?

It took me two and a half years to kiss Daisy.

Good for him.

We had no toilet paper, no towels.

Worst trip of my life.

What the is going on?

Every time they go in there to turn down,

make sure it’s a full roll of toilet paper.

Refresh the cabins, check the towels and the toilet paper.

I feel much better going into charter two.

Honestly, charter one was a complete... ing disaster.

- Hi, Glenn, I’m Kim. - Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Just rock with two paddle boards, though,

and then do the foils.

No, if a guest wants to come down here

and want to go paddle boarding,

we don’t look like idiots pumping up paddle boards.

This is cold.

That’s why I came up here and hit the heater.

You just want to drain it.

So you drain it. Only do hot water, fill it up.

- It’s cold. - Why?

Keep giving you attitude yesterday?

Yeah.

These guys were by themselves for the whole first charter,

but there’s one way to do things on this boat.

My... ing way, bitches!

How’s sun deck looking?

It’s all done other than this sh... on it.

We could give a little touch just there,

make sure that this is clean.

Oh, my God.

This is a situation that I can’t win.

Chase is going to be good. He moves fast.

Once you just, you know, point that in the right direction,

he’ll be a... ing machine.

Yeah, I know.

I think Chase thinks he knows more than me.

One thing I know for certain is there’s no way in hell

I’d talk back like that to my superior.

You’ve got to nip them in the butt

with him questioning everything you do.

Everything.

I’ve been working on boats for 12 years,

so please just shut up and listen to me.

- Buongiorno. - Buongiorno.

The boat looks good.

Right, brother.

Perfect.

What’s the forecast? Hang on, let me check.

Not much breeze.

me.

- Are you ready to go? - I’m ready when you are.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

What’s the plan today, cap?

Well, it seems like we’re not going to get the winds.

I don’t know if we’ll be doing much sailing.

- We’ll see. - It’s okay. We understand.

Passion fruit!

Swimming, snorkeling.

Yeah, we can get you in the tender.

We’ll set up the rope swing.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, my pleasure.

Can I get you guys any fresh juice?

Grapefruit or orange?

Can I have a mixture of the two?

What?

I know. I did. I went there.

Yum!

So lemon bliss balls.

And avocado?

Yeah. I got the avocado.

You got that one?

These are lemon bliss balls.

I think these are smoked salmon eggs benedict.

Thank you.

This lemon bliss ball is truly lemon and bliss.

All right. What’s next?

Japanese.

I just don’t understand why that would give me a whole eel.

Hey.

That shower door really needs to be done.

The toilet paper needs to be done.

Getting negative feedback from Glenn the last charter,

honestly, makes me feel like I’m sh... at my job.

It was pain to the core.

So I’m going to take this opportunity

to train the girls as much as I can.

Just to make sure that Glenn stays the off my back.

- That face cloth can come out. - Okay, yeah.

Have you ever cleaned an eel before?

Is that in there?

It’s still... ing alive!

Nah. Why did they give me an alive... Nah.

Oh!

They’re like the snakes of the ocean,

and they freak me out.

It was on the preference sheet,

so I thought I would order a fillet

and make sushi with it.

Growing up in the bush in Australia,

I remember being in the bath as a young kid,

and there was a python that had come through the window,

wrapped all the way around the bath,

and I just screamed.

My dad had to come and just chopped the snake’s heads off.

So yeah, traumatized.

No!

So plans for today, guys. We can do water sports.

We’ve got some fly boards if you guys and ladies want to try.

E-foils, those electric ones.

That sounds great.

I’m going to put it out of his misery.

Do they need their heads on?

No!

- They’re still moving. - Why are you watching?

So sorry, eel.

Oh, my God, it’s horrible!

We are not.

This is, like, the most incredible experience.

I’m just going to say it again.

- Hey, babe. - Morning.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

Good, thank you. So plan is to do some water sports activities.

Let’s get changed into swims.

Yeah, it was such a good breakfast. So different.

Put swimsuit on.

Kim chi.

I’m going to put some sunscreen on.

...ing hell, girl.

You’re murdering it.

- Okay, copy. - Copy that.

- Let’s see if this is charged. - That’s not charged.

That’s not charged. No, it doesn’t look like it.

Why didn’t you do this yesterday?

I was busy yesterday.

That E-Foil’s calling my name.

This is going to take a while.

I don’t know.

How’s it going down here, fellas?

It’s going. We’re almost there.

Yeah?

Tell me more about these E-Foils.

So the E-Foils are charging.

Can we get you any other toys while you guys wait?

I really want to go to that little patch of beach.

Gary, are you comfortable with me taking them over there?

You’re happy to use the charter tender, yeah.

I’m just going to grab a cooler bag of waters.

Awesome.

Hey, Lucy.

A bunch of the guests are going snorkeling on a tender.

Can I just get a cooler bag?

- Oh, you see the fish? - Yeah.

- I know. - There’s some fish.

Oh, that’s big.

Four waters.

That’s two, and then that’s four.

And then I’ll do the tonics.

Chase, I believe all guests are going, correct?

That would be... ing great. Then you’re driving.

- Sorry. - It’s all right.

It’s all right. I can handle it.

Okay. I’m going to complain about this again.

- Thank you so much. - No worries.

- You’re a legend. - That’s okay.

Very professional.

What’s going on? Everything okay?

I just think it’s nice when they’re taking drinks on

the tender for someone to help them.

But anyway, I’m sure he can do it by himself.

How many of you guys are up right now?

Daisy’s asleep, and there’s two of us.

You don’t want to bother her, but...

I just don’t want to make a call, and then Daisy...

I’ll make the call.

One of you can go on the tender.

Gary, Gary, Glenn?

I think we might send Lucy in that tender.

Copy.

I have to go in the tender now.

- Okay. - Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

- All right, let’s go. - Ha!

Hey!

Oh, God.

I can’t.

I can. I can.

Come on. Charge, guys.

Thank God I’m, like, self-motivated.

Because there’s a certain standard in this industry

that these guests are expecting.

Look like amateurs.

What size shoe are you, Justin?

Ten and a half.

If I was green, and this was my first boat,

and I was lost and needed to be taught everything,

considering Gary’s leadership style, we would be... ed.

How nice.

I’ll race you.

There you go.

Okay, ready to ride.

Girls?

Yeah.

All the guests are off in the tender, yeah?

- Yes. - Cool.

I’m going to send Lucy on her break,

and I’ll be down in the laundry.

Oh, she went with them.

Sorry, I thought you knew.

No, no, that’s fine.

I’ve been putting sunscreen on, but I sweat it all off.

Sunscreen.

- What do you call it? - What do you think?

What is it?

Blocker.

What do you call it?

What is the actual thing you put on?

It’s a cream.

You just call it sun cream?

Yeah.

Are you... ing kidding me?

Woo!

So, what do we have to drink?

So, we have a Bombay, Hendricks.

- You have vodka? - Soda... Yeah.

Why has Lucy gone in the tender

when there’s two boys... ing around on water sports?

What the?

It’s far too... ing early in the season to start

getting pissed about this sh... .

Are you... ing kidding me?

So, the girls need to permanently be

with the guests, but the boys can just around?

yourself.

I’m... ing fuming.

Un... ing real.

All I know is I heard Glenn on the radio say...

- Water’s good, yes? - Water’s gorgeous.

Oh, that’s good to hear.

Yeah, we didn’t use much battery, did we?

Yeah, baby.

me.

Gary, Gary, Chase, we are on our way back.

All guests returning.

Okay, copy.

- How was the E-foil? - They were very fun.

Marinated eel, we’re getting there.

There’s no wind.

We love you, Lucy.

- Gary’s got his hair down! - Woop, woop.

So you guys had a nice swim?

- It was amazing. - Was it?

You ready to go on? There’s e-foils.

Well, no thanks. I’m worn out after that.

We can do rope swings after lunch

if you guys are happy with that.

Okay, great.

We’re thinking of lunch in like a half an hour.

- Does that work for you ladies? - Yeah.

Okay, great.

Mads...

That’s literally not happening.

No.

Oh, God.

It was one kiss, bro. Relax.

I dare Chase to kiss Madison.

It’s not that I’m not interested in Chase.

It’s the fact that Chase has no game.

I mean, there’s a lot of other guys on this yacht.

I’m sure I can find other options.

I love samples.

Agh...

- Hey, buddy. - What’s up?

Hey, lunch at two.

Yeah, cool.

- Just smash it out. - Okay.

Get your sh... together.

It’s not a lot of wind.

We’re just going to motor.

I mean, we go to our next anchorage.

That’s fine. You can motor while we’re having lunch.

- Cool. - Thanks, Glenn.

Good. Thank you.

God, it smells like sh... in here.

Jesus Christ. Oh!

Hello. Everything okay?

- Yeah. - You can go on a two hour break.

- Okay. Cool. - Agh!

Good morning, princess.

Thanks, princess.

What was I doing? Why do I forget what I’m doing always?

Try meds.

Typically, I date models with daddy issues,

and that has not gone extremely well.

Meds for Mads.

Mads is kind of new for me.

She’s not high maintenance,

and she doesn’t really give a.

Maybe it’s time for me to break the mold a little bit.

What was I doing?

Ah, soy sauce and water.

So what’s the plan? We’re moving now.

Yeah, I think so.

They’re having lunch right now.

I’m not ready. I definitely need five minutes.

Ooh. That’s sticky.

She says she needs like five minutes.

Okay, that’s fine.

I like the napkin ring holders.

Oh, my God.

Can I help with anything?

The black rice. Can you put that on a plate for me?

Sure.

This is for you.

Thank you, honey.

Does that mean I’m getting old?

Wild rice with sweet potato.

Nori, salmon.

I’m such a hot mess at service time.

You’re okay. I got it.

I’m noticing that Ileisha’s definitely feeling the pressure

just because she’s a little bit late with her service.

Salmon nori with pickled ginger and radishes.

Heaven. Absolute heaven.

But these guests are so lovely.

I feel like they don’t really care

which I’m grateful for.

A salmon, a tuna and an eel.

Pork belly with homemade bao buns.

Yeah.

Calling, calling, calling, Glenn.

You could start picking up whenever you like.

Copy.

Here we have tuna, eel and salmon.

Yay.

What is this on top?

- Eel. - That’s eel.

It’s on my preference sheet.

You’ve got pork belly and the bao buns are homemade.

Oh, my God.

Anchors home, anchors home.

Copy that. Thanks.

I put so much wasabi in

that I’m pretty sure I can see back to 1974.

Studio 54, baby.

- Are they happy out there? - Yeah, very happy.

Okay, Glenn. Engine’s all yours.

- Guys we’re moving! - Yay.

- Calling, calling, Glenn. - Yeah, Glenn.

Is everything okay down there?

Everything’s just purring along beautifully.

I think we should go sit up in the front

to watch this boat ride.

- Yeah, let’s do it. - Let’s go, let’s go.

Okay, here we go.

Boat is rockin’.

So you’re gonna go down at three.

Okay. Up to you, yeah.

It’s gonna be a long season though, brü.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, but we get a day off tomorrow, you know what I mean?

It’s...

It doesn’t seem like anything I tell him matters.

For ’s sake, just take your... ing break.

...ing hell.

If I get tired and rattled

and I’m not taking my breaks, you know what I mean?

Then you’re gonna be in sh... , yeah.

How many RPM are you doing?

Right now I’m at 14. Can I go 15?

- Yep. - 15’s fine?

Woo!

- Let’s not play. - Woo!

Come on out.

- Gary? - Yeah, yeah.

It stinks in here.

Yeah, it always does.

What’s happening?

If you need something just say like, Gary...

- Thank you. - I’ve learned by now.

It’s far easier licking Daisy’s arse

then trying to disagree with her.

So I will keep contained

and just say what she wants to hear.

Let’s see what happens this season, Daisy,

between you and I.

Okay, Colin, you can start powering it down.

Copy.

We’re not.

Madison, you can go on your break at four.

Okay, well, I need to set this rope swing up.

Anchor just hit the bottom.

Copy that.

They’re all just floating around.

So pretty, though.

Such a moment.

- Do you know what your menu is? - Almost.

Maple goes with bourbon. Maple miso.

- Smoke... - Seared maple miso.

With something.

For dinner tonight,

I’m preparing a bourbon tasting menu.

If you’re going to sit down and have like a hard liquor,

you want something soft and like smoky and salty.

To start, like a grilled peach wrapped in prosciutto

with some kind of cheese.

I’m going for Southern comfort cuisine.

I’m thinking peaches, brisket.

We’re going to make some cornbread.

And I plan on knocking them out of the park

with my presentation.

I’m going to make a cornbread and put the brisket on top.

Okay, nice.

Dinner is at 8:30.

Tell me 7:30 because obviously

I’m always two minutes behind.

Yeah, I’m telling you 7:30.

I wouldn’t do this.

I’ll go first and show you how it’s done.

- You only live one life. - Come on.

And it might end right now. No, I’m not doing it.

Run, run, run, run, run, run.

Yeah.

Nice.

Let go.

Perfect. That was perfect.

That’s great.

Big run, okay?

Ready, go.

Nice.

Oh!

- Are you all right? - You okay?

No.

Oh my God.

Oh.

That’s an example of letting go too early.

10 out of 10.

Kelly ate sh... .

You okay, Kel?

That was a good one.

Coming up...

You did it. You conquered that demon.

Yeah.

Hey, babe, I’m going to go get in the shower.

- You all right? - Yeah. I’m fine.

Yeah, if we start setting up dinner.

But, like, what kind of theme is it?

How are we going to do the table?

Orange and brown, and, like, we can use crepe.

So we’ll have different bourbons.

Sweet dude.

White cornbread topped with truffle butter.

- Hello. - Need some help?

I’ve got a bit of time, if you want.

Do you?

Lamb racks, seared, brisket in the oven,

home bread done.

Good job.

Yeah, I got it under control.

Nice.

Are you having fun today?

He’s not even working.

- This guy. - Hey?

We’re going to be fighting by the end of

this six weeks, I hope you know.

These are going to be sexy.

You look handsome tonight, honey.

All right, you ready to go to dinner, babe?

Absolutely.

Why do you smell of tea tree and your fly’s open?

Why are you looking down there, Dais?

I also feel like you need to brush your hair.

I know. Daisy, I was in a rush.

Let me loosen my dress a little bit.

Oh, you both look wonderful.

You girls can go and carry on with cabins.

Okay.

I might put this in the oven, too.

So which bourbon would you like to taste first?

Maybe we’ll go from this side to that side.

You guys do such a great job at the table.

The attention to detail is amazing.

The girls did everything.

They did such a good job.

I am going to bring you up your first course now, okay?

Okay, thank you.

Cheers.

All right, we’re ready.

Chase, you want to come up and serve with me?

Yeah.

I go slower when I’m not with you.

- Yeah, same. - Hey, Colin.

Yep.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Ooh.

The first course is some local peaches

that is wrapped in Italian prosciutto

and baked with brie.

Ooh!

Enjoy.

I say yes to everything on this plate.

I think it’s going to be overcooked now.

It’s delicious.

Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, it’s okay. - Yeah.

It’s overcooked.

That’s devastating.

I can never do everything right.

There’s always something.

Deep breath.

Oh, good God. That’s absolutely right.

I’ll handle that.

Don’t let it get to you.

- You’re doing great. - Thank you.

A moment of truth.

- I like it cooked like that. - It’s tender.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

I think they’re going to be fine.

Ah!

Is that... You haven’t done that room, have you?

- Yeah. - Oh, my gosh.

That was exactly why I was coming down here.

It was not intended for you guys to have to come

clean up this colossal cluster of a mess.

No!

We were just sitting there drinking bourbon

and just remembering it.

- No, no. - That’s our job.

Listen, relax.

Go back up and enjoy the bourbon.

I know, but that was not intentional.

Oh, that’s okay.

Whatever you do, don’t give that to the primary

because it’s a bit overcooked.

She said, oh, don’t worry about it.

It took two seconds.

Wow.

The next course is a roasted lamb rack

with whipped feta and sumac onion.

Amazing.

Enjoy.

- She’s doing great.

- She’s psyching herself out. - She’s too hard on herself.

- It just melts in your mouth. - Mm-hmm.

Okay, what’s the next course?

It’s taking all of my power now

to just pick up the bone and... yeah.

I love that. Thanks.

In the master shower, it looks like the door

has been done but not the inside.

There’s just some drips and stuff.

If you can do that. Thanks.

I feel warm and fuzzy and happy inside.

My lips are tingling, though.

Okay, once this is on, it’s ready.

- Go sell it. - Okay.

Sh... .

Gary!

Oh, beautiful.

Wow.

So this course is a bourbon slow cooked brisket.

Oh!

With homemade white cornbread.

- Oh, my God. - Wow.

Thank you.

I don’t want to destroy it.

I am so going to.

Oh, my gosh.

She’s highly trained.

- Done. - Good job.

I was stressing about that lamb.

I get like that sometimes, too.

It’s okay to be a perfectionist.

- Yeah. - Don’t let it break your flow.

- Yes. - You know what I mean?

Yeah, that’s important.

Don’t let one thing cause another bad thing.

Yeah.

I’m definitely a people pleaser.

I think it comes from just my upbringing.

From a young age, I felt a lot of survivors guilt.

I was born into a family of trauma and grief.

My mom lost two kids.

So I think it’s just ingrained in me

to like be the best version of myself.

If somebody doesn’t like something

or if I stuff something up, you know,

I feel a lot of pressure making sure people

are like really full and really happy.

Thank you.

- All right. - Cool.

Cleaning.

- Good night, brother. - Oh.

What up, lover?

Let’s talk.

Don’t worry about washing the heart.

I don’t want you doing that at night.

- Yeah. - Have a good watch, brü.

That was absolutely outstanding.

It was so good.

It’s the perfect amount of food.

- Are you going to sleep? - I am.

Good night.

Get your counterpart on nights.

You do. Don’t be a weirdo to her.

Oh, sh... .

Night.

Okay, so anchor watch.

Gotcha.

- Good night. - See you in the morning.

They said it was the perfect amount of food.

Woo! We did it!

Thank you very much and thank you for today.

- Good night. - Thank you.

Nailed it.

Sh... .

Yeah, we’re turning.

It was only at three a couple minutes ago.

And then I walked out there to put the cushion cover on

and bam, it was 14 miles.

That’s 20 knots right there.

Alex has done everything right so far.

He’s followed all the night watch instructions correctly.

It’s just Glenn and I have become extremely quick to react

after last season’s anchor drag.

What the?

It’s just blown us straight over.

We’re dragging.

I mean, honestly,

even if Colin farted,

I’d probably jump out of bed and run to the bridge.

Thank you.

Hey.

Good. How are you?

It got kind of sketchy for a little while.

The wind picked up a lot.

And then Glenn woke up and he came up here.

You can help me set up breakfast.

Yeah.

Oh, it looks good.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

No, we’re not that far from the port

so it ain’t going to take very long.

- Can I come sit with you? - That’d be great.

Can I get you some orange juice?

- Yes, please. - Sure.

I can start taking, it’s going to take me a minute.

Yeah.

- Beautiful. - Nice one.

Ow.

Homemade banana bread.

- Of course. - Wow.

I’m going to have to go back to serving myself after this?

I know.

Okay, Colin, I’m going to go into gear.

Looking good.

Oh, my God. No more cooking today.

Yay.

Anchor’s home. Anchor is home.

Okay, I want to start coming ahead now.

We’re moving.

I know! They have to move the boat!

I found some compartments we can hide in.

I got to go get ready.

Because we don’t have long till we’re off.

We just put this through so the knot doesn’t get caught up.

I wrapped it around so it wouldn’t fall over

while we were underway.

I didn’t want them to go over and get in the propeller.

I was going to coil it when we get closer.

No, mate.

It’s all about being prepared.

Copy that.

Don’t boats do this to get ready?

All my bosses get mad at me for different things.

Yeah, but that’s ridiculous.

Look how long it’s taking you just to

get the line out of there.

I thought you’d be mad at me for handing these over, my guy.

I cannot catch a... ing break with this guy.

You can leave it like that and that will never go overboard.

- Be like that the whole season. - Yes, sir.

What the is up with this guy?

He’s trying to piss me off.

He’s just looking for a reason to be upset.

Where do you want me for docking?

You and I will do the stern

and Colin and Alex will do the bow.

Copy that.

I’ll show you how everything’s going to go down.

Show me how the sea dog does it.

I’m going to have to go in, spin and get lined up.

So the way you drop the anchor is just to gently

let go of this band break.

Okay, so we’ll put on our port stern line on first.

Is he going to back that thing up?

We’ve got the boat next to us.

Maybe he’s got to go in between these gaps.

If we get any waves in the area,

you’re damaging the paint.

That’s wild.

We’re coming over to starboard a bit too much.

Can we have a kick to port, Glenn? Kick to port.

Okay, Colin, I think you can start putting down starboard.

Okay, dropping starboard.

You’ve got about five from the Mi Gusta

Looking good, you’ve got about three to the Mi Gusta.

Five to stop.

It’s like a team effort.

Two and a half shots, Glenn. Two and a half.

Copy, two and a half.

You’ve got two to the Mi Gusta.

And closing one.

Okay, we’re touching on our fenders.

Eight to stop, Glenn.

As soon as you can go, let it rain.

Two to stop.

We looking good here, Glenn.

Copy, thank you.

Wow, so fascinating.

It’s way too much excitement.

All crew, all crew.

The guests are getting ready to depart.

Can we get on the dock now?

I don’t want to do it. Don’t make me do it.

You can’t make me leave.

Bye, thank you.

I hope you guys keep living your best life.

You guys are incredible.

I can’t even express hardly in words

the amazing adventure you all have given us,

going for an amazing sailing journey.

What I was most blown away by

was the kindness that the three of you lead with.

It’s our absolute honor to give you this.

Thank you very, very much.

- Bye bye. - Thank you.

I’ll go do the horn, you guys keep waving.

I’m going to cry.

Well done, guys.

Okay, sweet.

Rubbish on the dock, cover up everything,

and that’s about it for the day.

Just crack on.

The more we get done today, the more we can finish tomorrow.

I... ing smell

like an elephant’s gooch.

Justin is seriously so clean.

Ah!

Damn it!

Oh!

My tit is... Sh... .

I’m so red..

So what’s happening tonight, boys?

I don’t know.

It’s going to be my first night out with the crew,

so we will see.

Who does everyone have their interests on?

At least I know Alex and I both like Mads.

The balls in her court, you know?

I came late. You guys have already hooked up,

so I can’t go and chase the chick now.

I don’t buy this sh... .

Brü, I’m going to be a fly on the wall, I tell you.

What’s happening with you tonight?

Who do you have your eye on?

- Ooh! - You’re a single man.

I would make out with either of the blondies.

Gary has had it so easy for the last two seasons.

He’s always had the girls fighting over him,

and this is the first time

he’s got a little bit of competition.

It’s going to be interesting to see how this pans out.

I don’t think any of them are off limits for you.

I don’t cause drama. Drama just tends to find me.

Coming up...

off.

Red really is your color .

...ing Gary.

I know a snake when I see a snake.

I do think you look good tonight to be honest.

I’m going to just leave those open for a while.

- Alex, they are stinky. - Yeah, air it out.

Wait, wait, wait. Copy my movement.

All crew, all crew. Can I see everybody in the saloon

for a tip meeting, please?

Copy.

Give me money...

What a charter.

I think it was a complete 180 from the first one.

I think you guys did a really good job.

Daisy’s service was on point.

It seems like your team have found your groove.

Yeah, I’m really happy with the teamwork

and the communication.

- I feel... - ... ing elevated, to be honest.

Positive feedback is exactly what we needed.

And right now,

I am one step closer to a margarita.

You guys all have a great attitude,

and that goes a long ways.

Colin, we got off the dock smoothly,

engines purring nicely.

Thank you very much.

Good charter, I thought.

I know it wasn’t easy doing that whole meal

for the guests and the crew,

but the food was delicious. Great job.

Thank you.

Gary, I wanted to say, dude, I’m really happy you’re back.

It makes a big difference.

I think that charter went really well.

Very happy with my team.

Learned a lot over the course of just a couple of days, honestly.

There’s a reason we have a first officer on board.

And now, the whole point of this meeting, the tip,

23,000 US dollars,

and it works out to 2250 euros per person.

Yes!

It’s not bad.

- There you go. - Thank you.

Thank you.

Yes, and yes, I will take that sh... .

Thank you very much.

You’re welcome, and you’re welcome, and you’re welcome.

- I’ve lost my money. - You lost your money already?

It’s right there by your foot.

I’m sorry.

I can’t even deal with this.

All ladies and gentlemen,

this is your captain speaking,

it is time to get... ed up.

Looking good.

You look gorgeous.

- Are we going now? - Yes, come with us.

Yeah, boys.

We’ll go in the front.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God. Those heels.

Wait for me, guys.

Yes, girls. Strut that stuff.

And we’re in.

Rock and roll, baby. I’m ready for some food.

Who do you fancy on the boat?

I don’t fancy people.

- What about Alex? - No, he’s gorgeous.

- You guys made out. - He’s so hot.

- Yes. - He’s hot.

Hey, predictions for the night.

I’m going to see who you hook up with,

and then I’m going to take the straggler.

You’re like the hyena in the background.

I just want, like, hookups, hookups. Yes!

This is us. Okay, guys, finally.

All right, let’s go. I have to pee.

Yeah, I don’t know.

This is us.

Thank you.

Cheers.

- What about us? - Cheers, cheers.

I will have the spaghetti with seafood.

Can I have the mussels, please?

I need to go to the bathroom.

Excuse us. We’re going to go be unhealthy.

I don’t want to leave you. Okay, let me leave you guys.

- You don’t smoke? - Never in my life.

Just the four of us?

Don’t smoke, babe. You don’t look good smoking.

Ha-ha!

You’re smoking.

...ing leave.

I’m trying, Dais. I promise I’ll quit smoking soon.

I’m just social. It’s not, like, a necessity.

- Who are you crushing on? - Everyone.

You’re sh... out of luck.

Easy.

Are you?

You’re good looking. That was a lie.

That was... cold.

Not my type.

Who’s your type?

Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.

Hot damn!

Yes.

Okay, should we head back?

Yeah, let’s head back.

Duh.

I spent 45 minutes getting ready for this dinner.

Did you?

You’re the meme!

In it to win it.

I like to eat the food.

Can I try one of these mussels? How are they?

Please eat them. They’re... ing good.

Yum!

- You look gorgeous tonight. - off.

Red really is your color.

off.

Is that what happens when you’re too happy?

No, I can sense it coming tonight though.

What? Why?

...ing Gary.

I’ve literally just admitted to him that I liked her.

I do think you look good tonight to be honest.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I know a snake when I see a snake.

And that Gary’s kind of an asshole.

- Gary, we should do a job swap. - Okay.

Just for fun.

I can do engine because that’s not much to do.

Oh!

Shot’s fired.

- Mads. - Do you want to chat?

I’ll do it for Lucy.

Oh, yeah.

Tell me, what’s happening between you and Alex?

Nothing.

I’m a bit jealous here.

... ing came three days too late.

I came over here just for you.

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh!

Woulda woulda woulda... Don’t do that.

But when you tell me to stay away from you,

I kind of get the hint.

I mean, you wouldn’t say that if you didn’t mean

some truth behind it.

No.

If you want to have a conversation with me,

you can have a conversation with me.

Honestly, I can’t read Gary.

Like, I see the way you behave with me,

and you behave that way with every other single girl.

Yeah, you take it with me, strip me naked.

You make me smile, don’t you?

You are the naughtiest person I’ve ever met in my life.

It’s just a kiss.

You’re stupid.

Oh! Just the person I’m looking for.

- How are ya? - I’m good, thanks.

So, for me, it’s kind of hard to take seriously.

I’m not going to have a conversation

- when we have alcohol. - Yeah, exactly.

Nothing good in here.

Those might be okay.

Okay, guys, we go.

Yo, yo, let’s go.

There we go, there we go.

Look at these two cutie pies.

- Oh, yeah! - Oh, sh...!

Just me and you. Okay.

Oh, sh...!

- You just ripped your ...ing underwear.

Sh...!

What’s going to happen when we get back to the boat, guys?

Alex, she likes you, yeah?

No, she doesn’t, and she likes attention.

Who is Gary trying to hit on?

With that lioness hair of his.

Gary is obsessed with Daisy.

Only think he wants to have sex with me.

Yes!

Alex is...

Alex is small.

She thinks Alex is small.

If it grows in the right way?

Yes! If it goes... bends to the left, it’s always...

What?

That’s a saying, that’s a saying.

A bendy penis is fab.

I got torpedo, bro.

What the?

It’s straight on.

He is a straight shooter.

Get out, bitches!

Let’s go, let’s go.

Come on, babe!

I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming.

Wagh!

Are we going to the jacuzzi?

Oh, my , it’s so red.

- ♪ - America! - , yeah! ♪

Stop it!

Gary and tequila.

Mmm, mmm.

Who do you, like...

Ah!

- Alex! - Oh!

Wow!

I don’t...

This guy loves holding hands.

It’s like, he can’t go anywhere.

Shut the up.

Let’s play spin the bottle.

No, let’s not.

Did you guys play spin the bottle in the jacuzzi last time?

We played Truth or Dare.

This is the definition of a... ing cess.

This is a cess pool.

- Good night, cheffy. - Good night.

Nothing’s happening, so it’s not a cess pool.

No, this is cessy.

And on that note, I’m going to bed.

It’s my downfall in life.

Stop!

You do! Look at them!

I’ve been in here way longer than you have been.

I’m eating.

Dude, you’re going to drown.

Let’s go to bed.

You’re literally asleep in the hot tub.

Alex...

Alex, please go to bed.

I see you in the morning, my friend.

You know, I think you’re gorgeous.

- Chase said that he liked you. - I’ve been asking...

And then Alex said that he liked you.

Are you serious? Very interesting.

Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Charter three.

I’m on a yacht, mother... ers. See my chain, bitch?

He gives me high school douchebag vibes.

Definitely want to have somebody of the interior in the tender.

But we can do a lot on the boat.

It’s the same for the deck department.

I genuinely think Gary might be... ing with me.

I hooked up with Mads last night.

Did you really?

What do you want me to say?

Thanks for hooking up with the girl that I like.

- I like you. - Let’s not go that far.

Just don’t get too close to each other

when you’re out there.

You guys all right?

Hang on a second. You’re not fine.

You’re bleeding.

Gary!