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- Ah, I'’m caught! - You okay?

Yeah, I'’m all right.

- Mads, Lucy. - Nice to meet you, Alex.

Gary, he has tested positive for COVID.

You could step into the chief officer'’s role.

I'’ll do whatever it takes.

Son of a bitch.

Okay.

We'’re not going off the dock tomorrow.

It'’s kind of a blessing in disguise.

All the deck team has to do on this charter

is keep the boat clean and distract the guests

with a little bit of a good time.

We have eight for the first charter.

On day two, the guests want to hang out at the beach.

We have had a little problem with our main engine.

I don'’t think we're going to be able to get off the dock today.

Glenn, you'’re breaking our heart.

The current plan is to keep their glasses topped up.

- We need to fill up. - Would you like a top up?

Their stomachs full.

These are mac and cheese truffle arancini balls.

And their memory short.

Hey, don'’t hit the other boat.

Is there water in there right now?

Yeah.

How long would it take them to fix this problem?

Just to take it apart and put it back together?

15 days. Our season is finito.

Okay, I have six guests up.

- Okay, fruit platter. - Go for it.

We need to rebuild the engine.

The key to solving this is to get parts here

as quickly as possible.

He'’s not available to do this work.

15 days.

I'’ll get on to that.

It needs to be fixed. We need to get on to it fast.

The problem is we don'’t have the rebuild kit.

And it might take us two or three days just to find it.

On top of that, we have guests on board

who do not get their sailing holiday.

Sucks to be me right now. I'’m not happy.

So we need a full rebuild kit for a C30.

Yeah.

Mini spinach eggs benedict.

- Can I get another... - Yes, absolutely.

Madison, you can stay up here and you can go down

and start with the cabins.

Two cabins are free.

We will not make them do espresso martinis again.

There has to be a limit.

Why would you say there should be a limit?

I love you guys.

Did you still want to do the beach?

Oh, Daisy was, we were talking about all of it.

I think Glenn is going to come and talk to you

with some choices for today.

- Thank you very much. - There you go.

All right, thank you, man.

- Yeah, you'’re welcome. - See you later.

Ciao.

Gonna get all these pumps in one place.

Glenn, can you talk to the guests about the plan for today?

- Yeah. - And options. Thank you.

Hello. We need a engine.

Can you bring one?

Yes.

Parsifal Three. Thank you so much.

Okay, they'’ll be right over.

Good morning, sir.

How are you guys doing?

We'’re having a decent time.

- Cool. - The sun'’s coming out.

It looks like we'’re not leaving the dock.

Apologize for that.

I'’m really, really sorry. I'’m so embarrassed.

Yeah, with the boat.

But that doesn'’t mean that you guys

can'’t go somewhere and have fun.

We'’re not leaving the dock.

We'’ve got to try to come up with ways

to keep these guys entertained.

So stress is like 110%.

There'’s a beach a couple miles up this way.

It'’s really nice.

- Yeah, I agree. - Okay, bon appetit.

- Thank you. - Thank you, Glenn.

Right now, it looks like they like the idea

of going to the beach.

Take the tender and the vans.

Did you get your toilet paper?

We need some, too, for our room.

Can we get some toilet paper for the room?

Lucy'’s down there, so she'’s replacing

- the toilet paper for you. - Thank you.

That already looks a lot better.

Yeah.

Let me just grab my cane.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, so there'’s a beach set up.

I prefer to send the two boys...

Chase is going to go in the van,

and then Alex will do the tender run.

So if you could spare a girl for the van.

Yeah.

We'’re already so behind.

We have dirty dishes, stained laundry.

Cabins that need to be turned over.

So me sending a girl to open up beer bottles

would not be a good move.

Gary, do you really need a stew?

Basically, they'’re going to be... ing around,

hanging out in the boat.

I just think it'’s more professional.

Okay, then I'’ll send someone.

Fortunately, Gary'’s not here to argue with me.

I'’m going to get drinks on my end,

and you two boys are going to stay there

and do the drinks and stuff.

Hummus, veggie sticks, guac, and chips.

- Yeah, perfect. - Easy. It'’s not a meal.

It'’s not a full set up.

Do you want to go to the beach, or do you want...

I don'’t mind.

Okay, you go to the beach.

So if you'’ve got everything ready

on the laz, why don'’t you start bringing it up?

On the dock, ready to go into the van.

Set your chairs up. You can set some umbrellas up.

- Cool? - We can do it.

- Thank you, sir. - Cool. Excellent, man.

Alex, we are doing beach set up.

You'’re going to bring the guests in the tender,

and then it'’ll just be you and I.

This is Glenn from the yacht, Parsifal Three.

We know we need, like, either a partial or full rebuild kit.

Nothing.

Okay, thanks.

Well, if you can check if there'’s an intercooler

or even a used one anywhere, that would be fantastic.

We need to find the parts and get them here.

Any information you can send me, that'’d be great.

Right. We don'’t have all the rebuild kit.

I can'’t find one, even if I had all the money in the world.

There'’s none available.

On top of that, Gary'’s got COVID.

These guests are disappointed, so we could be... ed.

What'’s the game plan?

I can'’t find the parts.

We'’re going to be sat here for a while.

I have to try and think of something.

Those bathrooms are disgusting.

They'’re all super messy, man.

me. This all needs to be treated and soaked.

I just don'’t even think that'’s going to be salvaged.

We'’ve got extra towels. We should be good.

Oh, did you? I was just going to grab them. Nice.

How are you guys doing with getting the van ready?

We got the dock pretty much loaded up.

Excellent.

Hopefully it'’s not going to go brown

if I pour lemon juice on top.

Okay, so the beach, these are all ready to go.

If they ask for a drink, it'’s all really basic stuff.

Cool.

Is Alex coming?

He'’s going to bring the tender later.

Let'’s go knock it out.

Gary.

How are you getting on with Mads?

There'’s no power struggle.

- No. - You guys are just cool.

Yeah, that'’s the same way Alex and I have been.

I was a bit worried because when I met him,

he kind of has this hippie vibe.

And I was like, oh God, this guy'’s going to be lazy.

This is not the best knot for tying up a tender

because it'’s bound up.

Do you see the video of the after cooler?

Yeah.

Do you see an issue with starting it

with the after cooler on but the raw water bypassed?

Yeah.

I happen to have experience salvaging engines.

In 2018, I bought a hurricane damaged boat.

It sank on one side and one of the engines was underwater.

We tried to salvage that engine and it ended up blowing up.

So I know how bad it is to get salt water inside.

But there has to be a quicker solution

apart from rebuilding this engine from the block up.

Thanks, mate.

- Of course. - Good people.

Oh, here we go. Looking fresh.

- Glenn. - What'’s happening?

They requested you to join them for dinner.

Sure, I would be honored.

- Are you ladies ready to go? - Absolutely. Absolutely.

We are? Let'’s do it.

Hey.

See if you can make one real quick.

There'’s coffee there.

Well, you guys might as well get in the tender while you wait.

- It'’s like herding cats, right? - Yep.

They'’re just getting into the tender now.

Yeah, someone'’s making you one. Thank you.

So I think we have three or four of these.

I spoke to them at nine o'’clock dinner.

- Yeah. - They want Glenn to join.

- Have your espresso martini. - Oh, thank you.

I got a seat right for you.

There'’s no ice in a bag there?

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Glenn.

Go ahead.

Do you know, if ice went to the beach with the van?

Ice is in the tender.

You should have some in the tender.

Do you look in the back of the seat there?

I'’m just, like, running around.

I'’m not seeing any of it.

Daisy, can you fill a couple bags with ice?

Please bring it out to the dock now.

Jesus... ing Christ.

Interior. Interior.

Did you guys copy? We don'’t have any ice in the tender.

Please bring more ice to the dock right now.

These guests are having less

than the best experience possible.

There'’s ice in the ice bucket.

I don'’t know where it is, but I don'’t have ice.

Let'’s... ing bring ice up here right now.

- Get some... ing ice. - There'’s ice in the tender.

We can'’t... ing find it.

We bring more, we'’ve got... ing ice.

I'’d rather have two than none. Let'’s get the guests going.

I am... ing done.

me.

Interior, interior. You guys copy?

Please bring more ice right now.

- There'’s ice in the ice bucket. - I don'’t know where it is.

We bring more, we'’ve got... ing ice.

Daisy'’s gonna lose her mind.

I am... ing done.

There'’s ice in that... It'’s on the boat.

- We'’ll find it. - In the bucket.

We got it. Go ahead, drive.

Bye, guys. Have fun.

Yes.

Can I get a cocktail?

- Did you guys find the ice? - Yes.

- Where was it? - In the ice bucket.

It'’s okay. They have it. It'’s okay.

All right.

I'’m so... ing over this.

Don'’t worry about any of the water sports.

Maybe just chairs, tables, umbrellas.

And I'’ll get the rest of all this sh... over here.

You are a machine. I am a machine.

Damn, you'’re quick, girl.

With this, you don'’t put the detergent here... exactly.

You just keep on setting up.

I think you'’re doing a great job.

Chase is not annoying.

We'’re just so opposite.

Moaning gets me through life.

It'’s my way.

We can just put the loungers on the outside.

It might look better. Like, alternate them.

Yeah, it looks better like that.

I don'’t need a boss to tell me this beach is looking sexy.

Oh, looks cool.

Yeah, we did good.

- Good job. - Good job.

Thanks for being a killer.

The goal is to get this thing running

- for the next couple of months. - Yes.

What I can do is I can pull the injectors out.

Okay.

And see which cylinders were wet.

Right.

And just start cleaning the sh... out of the engine.

Flush out that sump.

And then run it without the aftercooler on it.

If you don'’t have the cool down, you can'’t rev it as high?

Yeah, it'’ll be less efficient

with maybe four, five knots or whatever.

That'’s like, five knots faster than we'’re doing now.

What I'’m about to do is completely unorthodox.

But if we don'’t try, then we'’ve got no charter season.

It'’s as simple as that.

So this afternoon, I hope to have the engine running dodgily.

- That'’ll be a big plus, huh? - Yeah.

Ready for a little beach party?

- Come on out. - This is so cute.

- Ready? - Beautiful. Nice!

They'’re going to bring our bags.

- And they don'’t want us... - Ashley'’s down.

- Breakin'’ a hip. - You okay, Miss?

What a mess.

First course, you can do a mousse en bouche or a canapé.

- Yeah. - You'’ve got the surf and turf.

I'’m just going to set up some snacks.

We hangry. We hangry.

That looks amazing.

Miss, would you like a lime in your corona?

Yeah.

I feel like you'’re working really hard.

Of course.

I want you guys to have a good time.

It'’s that Southern Charm.

Hey, Daisy, I'’ve just arrived back.

You can go down and help

Madison really crush the cabins.

Jesus.

Let'’s do it.

Salt water is extremely bad in an engine.

It starts to corrode it.

And if things corrode, they become weak.

If things are weak, they break.

, man.

One of these two had water in them.

We'’ve just got to clean them off.

You'’ve got to pull the injectors out,

and then we start sucking the salt water out.

And then we fill it with diesel,

and then we suck the diesel out

so that it has a chance of spinning again.

That could be water.

It'’s a tedious task.

Honestly, this is pushing me to my limits.

Okay, let'’s pull another injector out.

What? I literally did that - ing toilet this morning.

Dude, they'’re a mess.

I wouldn'’t be surprised if they were,

like, vomiting last night.

Here.

Oh, my... ing God.

I couldn'’t live like this.

- Open your mouth. - Don'’t be boring.

Don'’t be boring.

Did you clean the drain in the master?

- No. Yes. Did you want me to? - Can you do that now?

Open your mouth like a red solo cup.

That'’s rude.

I did the mirrors. I did that shower. I did wood.

These two beds.

Can I try one?

Oh!

Oh my God.

Ah!

, that scared me.

Look at me.

It'’s dinner time.

There is so much pressure on this dinner.

I'’m stressing that Glenn'’s going to be there.

And I'’m looking at the time going,

every minute is another minute gone.

I'’ve got to blend the rest of it still.

Help!

It'’s all over.

Everywhere.

We'’ll get the sand out of here. So there'’s no sandy cheeks.

Ah!

What?

Seabob. I'’ll take it.

- Hey, Lucy. - Oh, my God.

There you go.

Pull back on it and you'’ll stay on the top of the water.

Rude.

- Are you finished the cabins? - Yes.

Okay. Great.

They'’re on their way back.

Oh, I'’ll just change the bin and I'’ll be out.

Okay. Thanks.

- Look at her go. - No, Ashley.

Woo-hoo.

Why'’s she got her face in the water?

I say we go back in the boat.

Let'’s go to the tender. We'’ll send you.

Because I think they'’re getting stirry.

Ah!

Can I move in with...

- You okay? - Ready?

It'’s taking me forever, all this.

I am so impressed.

Every dish that I'’ve pulled out today

has either been dirty or wet.

The dishwasher is like a no-go because

a lot of them are dirty and stuff.

Right, right. Definitely.

I think it'’s because you guys are stacking them.

I'’m definitely trying to be on Daisy'’s good side.

I want to be her. You know what I mean?

- Just turn them around. - Dry them.

I know there'’s not a lot of space.

So even if you don'’t know what you'’re doing,

you just smile and wave and fake it until you make it.

- Thank you. - Uh-huh.

Espresso martinis!

That'’s exactly what I want.

All crew, all crew, guests are coming back now.

Copy.

Oh, my God.

'’s sake.

I'’m going to cry.

Don'’t stress. Lucy, don'’t cry.

me.

Coming up...

All right. - ing intake'’s clean.

We'’ve got as much of the water out as we possibly can.

The next step is to start the engine.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, my God.

I'’m going to cry.

It'’s just broken glass.

I know I said do things quickly,

but if you need to take that extra few minutes.

I feel like a child.

I feel like this boat is ruining me.

It'’s okay.

Oh, bless you.

No, you'’re going to have a good day.

Ew. Band-aids..

- How was it? - It was fun.

- Was it okay? - It was fun.

That looks pretty good there.

Okay. I know it.

Oh... ing hell.

They ended up mostly drinking again.

Seabob'’s back in the van or something?

Yeah.

When he gets here, rinse everything.

- Cool. - Put it away.

So far, so good. We'’re getting there.

If you have espresso martinis, you come on in.

I'’m coming.

Yeah.

Oh, God... ing...

Stop being tall, bro.

Oh, my Lord.

It'’s good?

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

You are, like, so cute and sweet.

You guys are very, very sweet. I'’m being so serious.

It'’s one thing to not be able to sail that'’s wind,

but you don'’t check your engines before somebody comes on?

That'’s on you.

I can do this in Florida. I can go to the beach.

I'’m disappointed.

All right. Intakes clean, mother... ers.

We'’ve got as much of the water out

as we possibly can at this point.

The next step is to actually start the engine

and just shoot out anything remaining in the cylinders.

I don'’t know many engineers that would take this on,

but it kind of excites me in a way.

Okay. I'’m gonna start putting fuel down these cylinders.

No, I don'’t really focus too much on ladies yet.

Historically, my dating profile

would be brunettes with nice teeth.

It'’s a pretty big one for me.

Just me and Captain Glenn.

Snoozing.

But Daisy'’s lovely.

Mads is lovely. Lucy is lovely.

It'’s a long time on a boat. Whatever happens happens.

We'’ll see.

Okay, that'’s it. Ready to pump out?

That one was bad.

Dinner, okay.

It'’s black and gold themes.

Exactly.

Oh!

I need to taste the cucumber.

And then I need to peel the prawns.

I think my perfectionism definitely

comes from working in the fine dining restaurants.

Imagine that you spend all day making these beautiful dishes,

and if they'’re not perfect, you have to throw them out

and start all over again.

Cute little prawns.

Doing that day after day, year after year,

like it becomes your nature to like want it to be perfect.

And so I think I'’m just hard on myself.

I need to make it perfect.

I'’ve got the parmesan, the tuna.

I think I'’m getting there.

Daisy, take a look at some of these.

Okay, come over here.

Can you see this?

Nope.

You'’re such a... ing liar.

I mean, Alex, is really good looking,

but I don'’t want to be hooking up with any junior deck hands.

Can you not see, like, all of this?

No, I can'’t se.

Oh, the little fuzzes.

- Like, and the... - Like this here?

Yeah, like...

Okay, okay, Mom.

I mean, it'’s good. It'’s a good attempt.

I do really enjoy looking at him.

- I would put them on the table. - Nice.

- That'’s a good one. - Big leagues.

I don'’t think we have any towels.

Hey, Daisy. Do you have towels for our main room?

Oh, yeah, of course. Here, let me get you some.

- At least four. - Oh.

I'’m so confused right now.

I love everybody.

I just love beautiful people that are sweet.

And people that bring me towels.

Okay, it'’s going to start this time.

Come on.

Come on!

yes!

, I knew we could do it.

Dude, is that the main engine running?

Yeah!

yeah, baby!

- Woo! - Oh, my God.

That'’s amazing.

I'’m so... ing stoked right now.

It'’s running. It'’s running.

The engine'’s running.

No way!

I'’m so stoked.

Yeah, that is so cool.

Everyone get Colin a pat on the back.

Yeah.

Incredible. Incredible.

Colin'’s always been a legend,

but he'’s just gone up like three notches in my eyes.

The first time we go out, we'’ll just go real slow

and just take it step by step.

Until we get her out to sea and test her under load,

I don'’t want to get too excited,

but I'’m feeling good.

Amazing, dude.

I'’m so... ing happy.

- Amazing. Amazing. - Oh my God.

Wow. Incredible.

Okay, you can do dinner service with me,

and then you can crack on with cabins.

Yeah, I do like this color. You'’re right.

I know you would.

All right, we'’re upstairs.

It looks so pretty up here.

Oh, you look lovely.

Let me go and let the chef know that it'’s starting to happen.

I did, too.

We'’ve got four guests up.

Copy.

I'’m just going to plate the gazpacho because it is cold.

Oh, here she comes. Kare-Bear.

But it'’s pretty much like juice.

- Am I sitting here? - Yes.

Make sure there'’s towels,

water, blinds, just double check.

- Okay. - Cool.

Okay, we'’re ready to go.

Madison, you go first.

Cheers.

Thank you for having dinner with us.

Thank you for inviting me.

This looks so cool.

You'’re multitasking today.

The first course is a cucumber gazpacho

with olive oil pearls

and fresh radish.

Enjoy.

Look at the little pearls.

I love this. This fancy stuff, I love it.

I can taste the pepper, which is cool.

I like that.

Um...

All right, let'’s do this.

I am disgusted.

There is blood on a carpet.

Clothes everywhere.

It stank of fish.

I'’m not you're... ing...

...maid. Well, I am.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I like the name Karen.

I think it'’s a lovely name.

Yes, I will marry you.

- Done. - Thank you.

I'’ll marry you.

Oh, you'’re not even that funny.

Like, relax.

He'’s pretty funny.

Personality is a big one for me.

Alex seems a little more mischievous

and Chase more Southern gentlemen.

Nailed it.

I wouldn'’t be opposed to screwing the crew

provided they know how to screw.

Am I going crazy

or are these slowly changing colors?

They are, it'’s like a mood ring.

Mood boobs?

It'’s a moob.

Got it?

Oh, gosh.

Just walk nice and slow. There'’s no rush.

Wow.

This is a tuna taco with a parmesan crust.

It'’s got a honey mustard sauce.

Beautiful.

That'’s nice.

The bed is covered in blood.

Oh my God.

Okay, that'’s fine.

This is really good, but I'’m really hungry.

I hope we'’re having another main course.

So, how do I want this?

I think, like,

if I go, like, one...

Yeah, if I can get eight pieces out of that,

then I can get... That would be enough.

And they'’ll be, like, a bit thick with the prawn.

- I'’m tired. - I'’m exhausted.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no!

I'’ve missed one.

I don'’t know. I can'’t do it.

I never used to have anxiety.

This is, like, a new thing for me.

The pressure and overthinking.

That'’s when, like, self-doubt kind of comes in.

That'’s when you make mistakes.

Where is it going to go is the question.

There'’s no space.

Is food coming?

But it doesn'’t look good.

They wanted Michelin star.

One time, I threw meat on the pan the wrong way,

and, like, the oil just, like...

It was like straight over my face.

I had like blisters under my eyes.

I just need to focus,

and dinner is going to go perfect.

me.

Thank you.

This course is surf and turf,

rib eye, grilled prawns,

and a truffle butter.

- Wow. - We love truffle.

- How'’d you know? - Thank you.

Oh, my gosh. That is so good.

Melt in your mouth.

Wow. So good.

I think it'’s great.

This is fantastic.

She'’s great.

Almost done. Just changing the towels out now.

Let me see this real quick.

Oh, God.

Well, there'’s not much we can do at the moment.

We can wash this tomorrow.

So I'’ll just put it on.

Just re-do it quick. I think they'’re coming to bed.

What'’s this toilet roll doing here?

Do you just put it there?

The beds look good.

I'’m tired, I want, like, a massive nap.

Madison, you can go to bed. Good job today.

Okay.

- I'’m going to bed. - Take this.

Oh, shoot.

Good night, Daisy. Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.

Sleep well, see you in the morning.

Sleep well, thank you.

It'’s good, man. Keeping things shiny.

Was it?

- Good night, ladies. - I love you.

- Good night, baby. - Sleep well.

All the guests have gone to bed.

Thanks for all your help.

It'’s a good one. The boat is really nice.

I don'’t know anyone, though.

You'’ve been stuck in the engine room.

I don'’t know anyone.

I'’ll be really happy when we get a first mate, you know?

Hey, I'’m the first mate.

It'’s raining.

It'’s not raining.

- Morning, Cheffy. - Good morning.

Probably worth taking a shamois and give that a little polish.

But you guys, you'’re doing a good job.

Thank you, sir.

Now, we'’re taking the boat out?

No, we won'’t try to go before.

These guys have to leave right about twelve.

It'’s too much.

We might delay it until tomorrow.

There'’s no wind. There'’s rain.

- Morning. - I know. We'’re so late.

- I had all these plans. - That'’s okay.

- Coffee, please. - Yeah, sure.

Girls, can you start bringing up the food?

Cheer up, pillow.

- I was relentless. - Good morning.

It'’s antipasti.

And then it'’s a mix.

Ham and Gruyere crepes.

Thank you so much.

Here we have some bacon, egg, feta and vegetable muffins.

Oh, my goodness. They'’re so cute.

Oh.

We'’re sitting on the dock in the bay.

No, we just didn'’t get...

The five-star experience

you thought you were going to get.

Oh. No.

I need a drink.

I have to go finish packing.

I'’m sorry.

Deck, deck, deck, Glenn.

The van for the luggage is here.

Oh, thank you.

This was so incredible.

I'’m so sorry about the kind of...

...logistics. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Like, I love everybody.

Just, you know, not the best trip.

I think it should come from you

because you'’re the most outspoken of all of us.

We'’ll be right back.

Making it all fit.

Hi. What'’s going on?

Um...

We had no toilet paper,

no towels, no bath mats.

Honestly, aside from being with, you know,

my best friend and the company...

What the is going on?

You know, to not even be able to leave the dock.

Yeah.

And even, like, for me, like, just,

we had no toilet paper, no towels.

Really? We take pride in making sure you guys

have everything at all times.

Um, I feel just, but, overall, just communicate.

I'’m gonna have... Daisy, can you come in for a second?

You'’re absolutely lovely.

Um, they were just saying there were a few things

where we dropped the ball at some points.

There were no toilet paper.

Nobody took out the trash. There was no toilet paper.

We had no towels.

It was just kind of, like, hot mess.

Okay, I'’ll speak to the girls about that.

I'’m sorry about that.

- Thank you. - No, you'’re very, very welcome.

We need to look at all those things that you mentioned

and all of those things will be addressed.

Just warn you that they'’re complaining about us...

Well, complaining about me.

It'’s fine, but just so you know.

Thank you very much.

You'’re doing four.

I can'’t remember how much did I put?

She'’s doing four.

All crew, all crew.

The guests are getting ready to depart.

Can we get all the crew on the dock now?

Well, we have some...

Here they come.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye.

Thank you!

- Thank you, Captain. - Thank you.

Enjoy the rest of your time in Italy.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Bye.

Good, good, good.

I would say, like, things could have been better,

but overall, you guys were, like, fantastic.

So, girls'’ trip of a lifetime.

- Thank you. - Oh, thank you very much.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye. - Thank you.

Bye, thank you!

- Great job, everyone. - Yeah.

Everyone, first charter.

So, strip all the beds, and then do the carpets.

Oh, got it.

I'’m so intrigued to hear this.

So, she said, no towels, no toilet paper.

They took it pretty seriously. They were quite upset.

They asked me once for towels, and I gave them straight away.

They never said that they were low on toilet paper, not once.

But that'’s something that they should never have to say.

We should be checking it regularly.

Every time they went to the cabin, they had toilet paper.

You think they just made that up?

To be honest, I think there was a lot of alcohol consumed.

They'’re on a bit of a come down.

- But let'’s not be defensive. - I'’m not being defensive.

- I'’m taking it on. - Let'’s take it on.

We don'’t want them to be upset when they leave,

whether it'’s their fault or our fault.

I think the fact that the boat couldn'’t leave the dock,

that'’s already a massive black cloud over the whole charter.

What I want is every time they go in there,

to turn down, make sure it'’s a full roll of toilet paper.

Currently, I'’m feeling a mixture of embarrassed, upset,

and I'’m pretty shocked.

I will take it on, and this is going to happen.

We'’re going to be slow at the beginning,

and by the end, we'’re going to be an amazing team.

Honestly, I'’m a bit confused

if our service really was that bad.

- Cool. Thank you. - You'’re welcome.

So I got some instructions.

Put covers on, tidy up the teak,

and call it a day.

Obviously, going forward, the aim is to improve.

Right.

Completely stock up the cupboards with toilet paper,

so as to avoid that.

Do you feel like as a team, we did all we could...

- Yeah. - ...to deliver?

ing hell yeah.

I don'’t feel like giving up

when I hear complaints like this,

but it does just, like, dampen your day.

Like, I'’m working as hard as I can here.

From what I can see, I think you two did great.

Let'’s just take the feedback on board.

I'’m telling you, that was a hard charter.

That is supposed to be down on the side,

- But I can take it apart. - Yeah.

Let'’s just make sure we do that before next charter, right?

Crazy first charter.

I think you nailed it.

- I don'’t know. - Think you can do better?

Definitely.

All crew, all crew, can I get everybody together

in the saloon for a tip meeting?

That was the mother of all intense first charters.

Missing first mate, no engine.

Just that we survived that charter

is pretty amazing.

Colin, well done.

I would say it'’s the most challenging engineering

problem I'’ve ever come across in my career.

That'’s never happened.

Kudos. I can'’t thank you enough.

Cheers.

Daisy, not being able to leave the dock

put an extra strain on especially you guys,

so thank you all for your efforts.

Ileisha, the guests seem quite pleased with the food.

Personally, I agree with that because it was delicious.

Chase and Alex,

thanks for taking the initiative on deck.

As far as the status of our first mate,

of course, I will pass on as soon as I have the news.

The bit that you'’ve all been waiting for,

the tip.

It'’s $19,100 U.S. dollars.

And it comes out to 2,105 euros each.

Oh, that'’s awesome.

yeah!

I'’m very shocked by that.

I am kind of shocked.

I mean, I guess the majority of the guests

were very happy with the service they received.

Thank.

I'’ve organized a little dinner for you guys

and some drinks.

- Thank you. - Have fun. All right?

Thank you. Cheers.

- Cheers! - Good job, everybody.

Good first charter.

Who do you think is the best looking girl on board?

I think you'’re the best looking girl on the boat.

You got nice hair, man.

You look lovely.

Thank you.

You look beautiful. Hair, lush,

as Lucy would say.

Let'’s make a move. Vamanos.

I really need to get off the boat.

I am mad at the boat.

Me and the boat aren'’t friends right now.

You can share mine.

I quickly remembered why I drink so much.

Cheers, bro. Good charter.

This is super pretty.

Yeah, this is so cute.

So cute.

Hello, guys. How are you?

What do you like for drinks?

- Beer. - Two of those, please.

I'’ll have a margarita with ice, please.

- Margarita. - No salt.

Sh... .

Do you have mojito, please?

- Yes, we do. - Yeah, okay. Thank you.

I feel ecstatic. I'’m so ready to ask for a drink.

It'’s the only way you can - ing release yourself

after that... ing sh... show.

What do you like for dinner?

I'’m definitely going to get the Caprese salad.

Me too.

One drink, one water. One drink, one water.

Cheers.

I think we did exceptionally well for the conditions

that we were dealt.

Agreed, agreed.

Such an amazing crew.

We'’re missing someone.

I'’m cool if Gary doesn't come back, because the tips are fat.

- Where are you from in Ireland? - Dublin.

I did a four-day road trip of all Ireland.

And I slept in my car and just went...

- You just go on your own? - Yeah.

- That'’s super cool. - It was so good.

Guys, everyone, I graduate on the 18th of July.

We'’re having a party.

I was hungover.

Shot of tequila.

This is in honor of Colin.

Thank you very much for working so hard.

Because our season was this close.

And we'’re about to make a lot of money this season.

So cheers to you.

Thank you, guys.

One, two, three.

Ah!

Watch out, she'’s gonna blow!

She'’s gonna blow!

No, I'’m okay.

It'’s just a bit of spit.

Well, welcome to my life.

Coming up...

If this is night one,

I don'’t know how the rest of the season'’s going to go.

Yeah!

Oh!

Woo!

Oh, my God!

I am literally a drama queen.

Me three.

Holy sh... , we'’re getting - ed up, man.

You guys want to chug?

- Are you good at sculling? - I'’m game.

Let me participate.

You'’re racing him. I'’ll judge it.

No, you'’re in this, you... ing old man.

Don'’t be a dick.

- Yes! - Ready?

One, two, three, go.

- Suck it! - You'’re so old.

I'’m gonna throw up!

- You boys are fast! - Good effort.

Guys, I think we need to head back to the boat.

Vamonos chicas!

Now the party starts. Let'’s go back.

Let'’s see how hot this hot tub is.

We got to... ing sea trial tomorrow, bro.

Ooh, a shopping cart.

Oh, sh...! Get in it!

Get in it, I got it.

Yeah!

Oh, my God.

Daisy, when she'’s been drinking, is like my spirit animal.

Wait, Daisy, look at me!

I thought she was all prim and proper.

No, she'’s actually a good time.

me.

You want a piggyback?

I'’ll give it to you.

- Okay. - Thank God for the normal one.

- You'’re not... ing normal. - She'’s not normal.

You'’re not normal.

Jesus.

Hold on.

Oh, my God, no!

Drink, drink, drink, drink.

Ai-yi-yi.

Daisy, you'’re my great scammy.

Should we go and get in...

Swim suits, yes.

Girl power.

Long slacks.

Woo!

- Colin! - Jesus Christ!

I feel very, very drunk.

Is it just me?

- We'’re all drunk. - Okay.

I was actually going to go to bed.

No way, dude.

You'’ll regret it if you go to bed.

Honestly, I'’m still feeling very anxious right now.

I would love to get sh... faced with my crew tonight,

but it'’s not actually over for me,

because tomorrow'’s sea trial day,

I have to be mature about this one.

You'’re very responsible, Colin.

Hey, I'’m... I'm...

I'’ve been known to be irresponsible.

- I mean, you go first. - No, you go first.

I can'’t.

No, I need to know what you think first.

I could go either way.

I was just pleasuring myself on the jets.

- Oh, normal. - Don'’t worry about it.

Hey, let'’s go. I'’m like, stunning.

Where is everyone?

Shots, shots, shots, shots.

I like this.

- Ready? - Woo!

Stop!

Woo!

Mwah!

All right, whoever gets there first.

Daisy!

Help!

Holy sh... , what the?

Oh my God, Luce...

Dare.

- Yeah! - Go, Dais.

Oh!

- Oi! - Awesome!

I dare Chase to kiss Madison.

- Nice. - Oh, Lord.

What is happening?

Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

All right.

Everybody.

Oh, sh...!

Those are good kisses.

If this is night one,

I don'’t know how the rest of the season is going to go.

Again, again.

Go on Dais, Go on Dais!

Yes!

Woo!

Oh, my God.

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Dude, what'’s going on? Why is this here?

What the is going on?

That'’s it. Yeah, baby.

Hey, Cap.

I can'’t tell you how happy I am he'’s here.

Hey!

Cheers, everybody.

They'’ve just asked if all the crew can have dinner with them.

So I don'’t want to turn them down.

I'’m thinking, oh, my God, can I do this?

Can'’t say no. But, like, it'’s insane.

Oh, my God, I'’ve literally got an hour until service.

When do you want to go for the sea trial?

I'’m game whenever you are.

Glenn, Glenn, Colin. Just stay at idle.

Staying at idle, staying at idle.

Jesus Christ.

Come on!