Original subtitles

Oh! Uh!

Ahh.

That's Red Morgan and his gang.

They robbed the express office.

Did they get the mine payroll?

No, I've got that in my bag. But they'll be after it next.

We've gotta find somebody to run these hoodlums out of town.

There must be someone that...

I got it. Look.

I'm gonna print this picture in the paper

and say that they're three famous marshals

coming to clean up the town.

Might work. It would give me time to get rid of the payroll.

That's right. Uh-huh.

Ohh!

Ugh!

Come on.

Mm!

Well, that's that.

- Ahh! - Yah!

Here you are, gentlemen,

Abdul's Cactus Remedy.

Cures every ailment known to man or beast.

Only $1.

Hey, Moe, buy me a bottle. I can't sleep.

What do you mean? You sleep 12 hours every night.

Yeah, but I'm wide awake all day.

Oh, I...

Ooh! Ooh!

Wait a minute.

Woof! Now.

Aah!

Yes, folks, this world-famous remedy... Huh?

Hey, I... I've got to send a wire.

Will you boys watch my show? Whatever you take in is yours.

Boy, we're in business.

Ooh!

Why, you...

You lunkheads. You broke all the bottles.

Make some more while I do some spieling.

I think you spieled enough already.

I'll spiel you. Get going.

All right, folks.

Here you are, Abdul's Cactus Remedy.

Good for hay fever, spotted fever, and buck fever.

What a bargain for a buck. Ha-ha-ha!

A cure for colic and rickets.

Brightens the teeth, shines your old silverware,

and a definite cure for dandruff and lumbago.

I'll take a bottle.

Go away, son. You bother me. Nyuh!

Sorry, friend. I don't think it would do you any good.

You said it would cure lumbago, and I got it.

Well, if you're gonna stand on a technicality,

I'll see my colleagues in the clinic.

Do you know anything about mixing medicine, doctor?

Why, certainly, professor. All you gotta do

is mix a little of this and a little of that.

Say, we got plenty of this.

Then I'll try that.

How about this?

Yes, I'll try that.

Pretty, pretty.

Hm.

Here.

Hm. Why don't you make up your mind?

You better put this in.

My favorite color. Hah.

A-heh.

Nyuck, nyuck.

Here's another one.

Hm. Nyuh!

Oh, boy. That's hot stuff.

That's what he needs for his lumbago.

Here, bottle it.

Hm!

As I said, you can't afford to be without it.

Hey! How about my bottle? And if it don't cure me:

I was afraid of that.

Lumbago.

Lumbago!

Oh!

There you are, sir. No charge. That will pick you right up.

And lay you right down too.

Ohh! Ooh!

I've been poisoned!

Step on the gas.

Giddyap!

Hey, you! Come back!

Wait till Red hears about this.

I wonder when they get here.

Say, partner, can you tell me where I...

Hey, Red, get a load of this.

Wild Bill Hiccup.

Why don't you change that face of yours?

You scare people.

Hey, "porter wanted."

Looks like you guys are going to work.

Make yourself presentable.

Ugh! Why, you...

Woo!

Ooh!

We better call off sticking up that bank.

We'll knock that bank over before they get here.

But they're here already. Look.

Come on.

Who's the boss around here? Uh, why?

We're here to clean up the joint.

Oh, now, now. T-take it easy, boys. Uh, h-have a drink on me.

Oh, sure. Certainly.

Yup. Here's how.

And how.

Hey. You're supposed to drink that, not rub it in.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Hello, tall, dark, and handsome.

Nyuh-uh-uh-uh.

What do you say, hiccup?

Shall we trip the light fantastic?

I'd rather dance.

Whoo, whoo.

You dance like you got your legs on backwards.

Oh, fancy, hey? Get a load of this.

Nyuh.

I'm cuttin' in, stranger. Stand aside.

This is my dance.

Oh.

You know, you dance divinely.

Oh, thanks.

Get away!

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. Ooh!

Psst!

Pardon me.

A little tired.

Red, get a load of that.

I thought those guys were phonies.

I'll stop his hiccup.

Oh!

You're gettin' in my hair!

Ah.

Ah.

Now, let's see how good a shot you are.

Oh!

Not with that. With a gun!

Ah!

Sorry, I didn't know it was loaded. Ha, ha.

Psst. Psst.

Here. The bottles on the bar.

Did I do that?

Certainly. Now take the next three in rapid-fire.

Nyuck, nyuck.

I'll take the next one the hard way.

Huh. He scared it to death.

Uh. You... Uh-uh-uh-uh!

Remember, you men, you've been deputized to guard my bank.

Protect it with your lives, or else!

Right.

All right. Try the door.

Why, you...

You can't come in here.

Why not?

Well, can't you read? "Open 10 to 3."

Oh, we're sorry. We'll be back in the morning.

Hep! Hep!

Hey! Hey!

Left face. Hey!

Hey! Oh!

You cabbagehead. I said "left face!"

Oh. Yeah.

Oh!

Wait a minute, you. Give me that gun.

There. Now, what did I say before?

Right face. All right,

this time make it left face.

Oh!

Come here.

Right face!

How did that feel?

What?

That! Ow! Ooh.

What was that?

The bank. Come on! Oh.

Hey, look, termites. And big ones too.

Come on. We gotta get in!

We're locked out.

We'll have to use force, men.

Heave. Ho. Oh!

Help! Help! Robbers!

Stand back, fellas.

Let's see what we got here. Stand back.

There you are, folks. We got the robber.

Ahh.

Mush!

If we don't get that payroll back, they're gonna lynch us.

Get 'em, boy. Pick up the trail.

Open.

Mush.

Go get 'em, boy. Pick up the trail.

Mush. Mush. Mush.

Oh!

Right in the mush. I'll murder him.

Ha, ha... Oh!

Go get 'em, boy.

Mush. Mush. Mush.

Mush! That's it.

Right in the mush! Give me that!

Okay, strongheart.

Get on the trail.

He's on the trail of the skunk.

He's got the scent.

Hey, take it easy!

Must be their hideout. Get 'em!

By golly, they got him.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Get up. Get up.

Why, you skunk.

Hey. Hey, fellas, look: the cabin.

Let's go.

There's nobody home.

Let's look around.

Search the joint. Spread out.

Ooh.

Pepperminties.

Mm.

Hey.

Oh.

Hm.

Hey, fellas, look: the money.

Oh. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Oh, boy.

Oh, my, oh, my.

There's gold in them thar hills.

There's gold in them thar floors too.

Yes, sir.

You said it.

It's the guys. They're comin' back.

Quick. Hide the dough.

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Here. The stove.

Ooh.

Hurry up. Let's go.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Oh!

Hey, Moe, they got me.

Turn around here.

Easy, now, I'll have you out in a second.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

There we are.

I got it, the traps.

You mean I got it, the traps.

Set the rest of 'em.

Shut your trap.

Go on. Here.

Okay.

Get out of here.

Follow me.

You guys lay those traps down the path.

Hurry up. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Hey. We've been robbed. Find the...

Hey.

Ow, my foot!

Ow!

Ow, ow, ow!

Hurry up, kid. Go back and get the dough.

Help! Help!

Mm.

Hey. Open up. It's Red.

Somebody must be in there.

Come on, let's break it down.

Somebody got the dough.

Yeah, we've been double-crossed.

Take a look around.

Maybe they hid it in the stove. Come on.

Ow! Ow.

Ow. Ow.

I'm gonna get out of here.