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Damn. You are looking good.

I'’ve loved all this time
we'’ve been spending together.

Ready to take this
to the next level.

Man, are you talking
- to this car again?
- Jesus.

She'’s got a name. Victoria.

Dude, you crazy.

With a trunk like that,
she'’s a Felicia and you know it.

Okay, let'’s get back to work.
I don'’t wanna mess up
Matt'’s good mood.

Yeah, he hasn'’t gone off
on his usual rant.

You realize I can hear
everything from in here.

Let me guess, the world'’s
going to hell in a handbasket.

We don'’t even make
handbaskets in the US anymore.

You know, we do make
excuses, quitters and diabetes.

And celebrities that use
diabetes medicine
to lose weight.

You wanna lose weight?
It'’s simple.

This hole here bigger
than this one back here.

My rule for you:
when you get on the road,
so do I.

Well, I got something
you'’re gonna like.

I, uh, hooked up the high
voltage line to the motor

and getting ready
to test the inverter.

I got a question for you:
have you ever washed that hat?

Looks like a normal hat
that was left in Portland
too long.

I can'’t wash it.
It'’s my lucky hat.

Well, tell me
when that starts working.

Hey, Matt, you'’re gonna
wanna see this.

Is that my GTO?

I built that 15 years ago,

then somebody stole it.

Hi, Dad.

There'’s the thief.

Wow, Riley, that was
like a 15-year joy ride.

Well, the joy ends here.

I decided it'’s time
for me to return it.

What are you doing here?
You got a lot
of nerve coming back driving--

Hey, kids, say hi to grandpa.

- Hey, Pops.
- Papa!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Wow, this is, uh,
one tense garage.

Technically,
it'’s a restomod shop.

A very tense restomod shop.

So you still
keep your house
key under the Reagan gnome.

And you still speed
through school zones.

House is still the same.

It'’s like she'’s still here.

Well, she'’s not.

Why are my grandkids
out in the car?

I told them to wait there
so we can catch up loudly.

And also
to call the cops
if necessary.

What are you doing here
like this? Is there something
wrong with the car?

The car is the one thing
that'’s doing great.

That'’s '’cause
when I build stuff,
it'’s built to last.

Except our relationship.

Well, that'’s pretty much
on you, Riley.

- Mmm. That'’s on us.
- It'’s like
the only thing we did together.

Can we try to talk to each
other like rational adults?

Have you watched
the news lately?
That'’s not a thing anymore.

I just mean, catch up.

Aside from a few very awkward
Christmases,
I'’ve barely seen you.

How the heck are ya?

You barely spoke to me
at your mom'’s funeral.

Not true.[Matt] Yes, it was.

You just nodded a couple
of times, like I'’m
the front desk guy at a gym.

- I haven'’t seen you since then.
- I get why you'’re mad--

Let'’s go way back,
how about the last time
you walked out that door,

you looked back at me
and you said... Do you remember
that? "I hate you, Dad."

And gave me a double bird.

I was 18.

The double bird was how I
ended all of our conversations.

You walked out
of here pregnant,

you bailed out of college
and you went off
with some "musician."

Dad, James is a musician.

No, he'’s not.
He'’s a bass player.

Plunk, plunk, plunk.
Sit down, you'’re done.

He didn'’t have the courtesy
to ask for your hand
in marriage.

- Oh, '’cause you would'’ve
said yes?
- Hell no.

Can we take it down a notch?

I just drove from Vegas
with two kids

who were six inches
too far back from me
to hit from the front seat.

What are you doing here?
And where is Jimmy?

We'’re getting a divorce.

I'’m broke
and I have nowhere else to go.

I need a place
to stay until I find a job,

save some money and figure out
what the rest of my life
looks like.

So, a couple of days.

Hey, you weren'’t
my first choice either.

There was a doomsday
cult I had my eye on but...

...it wasn'’t kid-friendly.

Oh, God.
This was all so much
easier when Mom was here.

A lot easier
when your mom was here.

The only reason I have
a relationship with
my grandkids is '’cause of Mom.

- You kept me at arms length.
-'’Cause you'’re a lot.

You'’re a lot.

Well, demon meet seed.

What happened between you
and plunk plunk?

He was on the road all the time
and everything
that comes with that.

Mom'’s death was a wake-up call.

What am I doing with my life?

Why am I still with James?

Sure it pissed you off,
but is that a solid foundation
for a marriage?

I feel like such a cliché...

...and I'’m just so tired.

I really need your help, Dad.

You guys
can stay here.
We'’ll see how it works out.

Really?

'’Cause I haven'’t changed a lot.

Neither have I.

Today America unveiled
steep tariff increases...

This is exactly
why I hate the news.

One person tells you the news
and three others tell you

what you'’re supposed
to think about the news.

Like I'’m too stupid
to form my own angry opinions.

Then why do you watch it?

You have to stay informed,
little one.

Plus, the girl in
the green'’s kinda pretty, huh?

She'’s like 80.

Well, so are you,
so it makes sense.

That was your uncle Sammy
calling from Fort Dix.

He says, "Hi.

Love you, guys." And,

"Run, get out now.
What are you doing?
Are you insane?"

There'’s waffles there,
coffee there.

Right now I'’m teaching
the kids how to hate-watch
the news while they eat.

Well, looks like they forgot
to tell you of a no-screens
rule during meals.

Maybe at your house that works,
but we'’re at my house.

Now you can watch whatever you
want as long
as it'’s something I want.

And we totally appreciate
being in Papa'’s house,

but meals are the one time
you can tune out the world

and hear what'’s going on
in each other'’s lives.

Uh,

all right. Carter,
what'’s going on in your life?

- Not much. You?
- Not much.

But China'’s still pissed at us.

...while increasing
others, including...

Do you mind, Dad? ...duties to over...

Okay. Well, now
that you'’re home, Riley,
what'’s, uh, what'’s your plan?

Uh. Well, I have to get the kids
enrolled in school.

Find a job of some kind.

Hey, not too late
to go back to college.

FYI, I got my bachelors
degree online.

I graduated top of my kitchen.

You could get into law school.
That'’s always been your dream.

Uh, actually,
that was your dream for me.

Because you'’re smart,
talented, you know?

You... You like to argue.

You love to argue,
might as well get paid for it.

You do love to argue.

Yeah.
Pop'’s throwing shade.
Give me some, Pop.

- There we go. Yeah!
- Yeah.

Yeah.
Good shade, Pops.

Anyway, I just have to get
my life up and running again.

Or at least, up and hobbling.

Wise words from my overachiever.

Georgia, last time we talked,
uh, you saw that Barbie movie.

You said you'’re gonna tear
down the patriarchy, right?

Old news. My dream now is
to become a billionaire,
like Lori from Shark Tank.

She travels by helicopter.

Well, good luck finding a man
that'’s okay with his wife
making more money than him.

I don'’t need a man
to feel complete.

When you wanna kill a spider,
a man'’s gonna look
pretty darn good.

I have a shoe.

A woman that could kill insects,
I like that.

You should put that
on your dating profile.

Mom, can I get a dating profile?

Yeah, the whole block'’s
gentrified now.
All the bars have mocktails.

They'’re not so bad with
a little vodka in them.

So, what do you think?

Pretty impressive, huh?

This is the Scrub Daddy.

Lori from Shark Tank
blew these up.

It'’s a sponge.

Hey, Pops. I recognize all
this stuff from your Instagram.

Oh, what do you think?

Meh.

What do you mean, "Meh"?

You know, it'’s kinda lame,
to be honest.

Uh, a lot of pics of you
with old cars,
thumbs up, you know.

Mmm.

Why don'’t you tell us about
this car right here?

Go ahead.

Okay. This '’70s muscle car,
we built for the studios.

Every detective in those
movies drove a car like this.

A detective
that didn'’t play by the rules.

He only trusted his very small,
adorable waitress named Trixie.

Who unfortunately
took two bullets for him.

It was a quick death though.

You know,
better than a thumbs up.

- Can you take us for a ride?
- Uh, sure.

Hey, Riley, we'’re gonna
take a little
ride, you wanna go with us?

No, they need quality Papa time.
And I need quality no Papa time.

Why are we here?

You gotta pee again?

Yes.

Listen,
you wanna take the wheel here?

- You took driver'’s ed, right?
- What?

Oh, no, I do...
I don'’t need to drive.

Mom got me an Uber account.

She pays to have someone
drive you around?

Yep. But it'’s worth it for her
to know her baby is safe.

Her words, not mine.

Besides, all my friends
use Uber. It'’s the way
the world works now.

No, no, no. Let me tell you
how the world works.

Uh, hang on.
My friends are definitely
gonna wanna hear this.

Listen, you screen-addicted
little freaks.

You can'’t go through life
being a passenger.

You gotta get out there.
You'’re gonna have to get
yourself to school, to work.

Work, something parents don'’t
make kids do anymore

because they want
to be part of the crew.

So put your phones down

and get your vitamin D
deprived bodies out

and learn how to drive a car.
Come on, Jesus didn'’t Uber.

He takes the wheel. Huh?

Now, get over here and be
master of your own destiny.

Nah.

- I want to drive.
- Hear that?

Your little sister
wants to drive and she can'’t
even reach the pedals.

You probably know more about
driving
than your brother does, right?

- Absolutely.
- Mmm.

That'’s the "go-ey"
and that'’s the "stoppey".

You hear that?

That'’s the "go-ey".
That'’s the "stoppey".

Maybe she could
teach you how to drive?

You'’re not gonna
let this go, are you?

I don'’t think I am.

All right. Fine.

- It started making a noise.
- Like a click or a hum?

Like a,
"This was a mistake.

You'’re...

never gonna get along
with your dad."

Oh, that'’s the brake pads.

Come on, Gabriel.

You'’re my brother'’s best friend.
You know
how difficult my dad is.

Says the girl who was voted,
"Mean for No Reason."

Oh, there'’s always a reason.

Your dad'’s not so bad.

He just loves you.

And cars. You and cars.

The order isn'’t important.

My God. You still think
he walks on water.

I saw it with my own eyes.

It was a spilled bottle
of antifreeze, but he was
definitely off the ground.

Gotta admit though,
he was right about Jimmy.

Oh, please.
You always hated Jimmy

'’cause he rode a motorcycle
and got all the girls.

I don'’t care
how many girls Jimmy got.

He just got the one
he didn'’t deserve.

Shut up.

You shut up.

You shut up more.

Okay, fine. I'’ll try
to be nicer to your damn hero.

Hey.

Stitch saw the antifreeze
thing too.
He was like an Olympic skater.

So elegant. So beautiful.

Do not make me be mean
for a reason.

I'’m gonna die.

I'’m gonna puke.

Don'’t you dare.

Swallow it.

Look at me. I'’m driving.

- Can I have this car?
- No.

I'’ve given you
something far more valuable:

self-sufficiency.

Rather have the car.

Listen,
stay off the street.
Head down this alley.

We'’ll park behind the shop.

You know, it'’s fun seeing you
and your dad
come back together again.

It'’s like watching those
hurricanes
form their own tornadoes.

Since Diane passed,
it really been tough on him.

Hell, all of us.

Gabriel makes us go to
happy hour on Friday.

Happy hour, Riley.

My dad went to happy hour?
What'’d he do for the other
59 minutes?

You know, I know
he can be difficult,
but deep down inside...

No, who we fooling?
He a pain in the ass.

But, you know what?

I can tell
he'’s really happy you'’re home.

I am trying
to make this work.

Maybe it'’s finally time
to clip the wings
of my double bird.

What the hell?

We'’re okay, Mom.
Carter hit the "go-ey" instead
of the "stoppey".

I told you
I didn'’t want to drive.

I could use a mocktail.

You forced him to drive.
You couldn'’t respect his wishes?

Kid was having
a great time out there.

You think you know
what'’s best for them?
I'’m their parent, not you.

It'’s life lessons.
Y-You can'’t coddle these kids.

Coddle?

Carter has got an Uber account?

You'’re paying for him
not to learn
something that he needs to know.

What'’s next?
You pay Martha Stewart
to stop over and do his laundry?

- That'’s your opinion, okay?
- It'’s not an opinion.

As always, your opinion
is the only one that matters.

- It'’s an observation.
- Like, me being a lawyer.

I said I didn'’t wanna be one
and you'’re still
pushing even today.

You push kids
in a direction
to encourage what they'’re doing.

Oh, please.
You never gave a damn
about what I wanted, okay?

It was always your way
or the highway.
Well, I picked the highway.

To get right back here,
didn'’t ya?

God, I thought I loved
my kids enough to put up with
whatever you dished out,

- but God, you'’re selfish.
- You'’re selfish.

For your mom'’s funeral,
you stayed at a motel.
You didn'’t even stay here.

How do you think
that made me feel?

James didn'’t want to
stay here with you.

Who cares about what
the bass player wanted?

Well, to be honest,
I didn'’t want to
stay here either.

I was too broken over Mom to try
to keep the peace
between you two.

Mom made a relationship
between you and me possible.

She was our bridge.

It was a mistake coming here.

N-No, it wasn'’t.
I-I like it here.

The car thing
- isn'’t Pop'’s fault.
- Don'’t cover for him.

Whoa, whoa, stop.
I want to see where
this is going.

I took your car one night,
back home, and accidentally
knocked down our fence.

It freaked me
the hell out, and

that'’s why I haven'’t
wanted to drive ever since.

That was you?

I blamed the punk-ass kid
across the street.

I slashed the tires
on his dirt bike.

Think I'’m just a bad driver.

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

You just...
You need more practice
in wide open spaces

in cars not owned by me.

I need a moment to cool down.

And you'’re grounded,
so no hanging out
with your friends.

We just moved here.
I don'’t have any friends.

Which will make it pretty easy.

Yeah, yeah, there we go.

- Kill the old lady, Papa.
- Why do I wanna kill that lady?

She'’s the drug lord
you'’ve been hired to take out.

All right. Here you go, lady.

There you go.

Oh, God. Look.

Epic.

Whoa. You blew her head over
the Golden Gate Bridge.

You guys scare me.

Is it weird to say
I love killing as a family?

Found Mom'’s flour sifter.

It'’s still covered in flour.

It'’s almost like she'’ll walk
through the door any minute

and start making
apple cider cake.

I-I never use it
and I-I'’m not gonna ever
wash it.

Yeah. Well I'’m glad you didn'’t.

We, um, um,

we used that, uh, that morning
that she made those,
uh, those biscuits.

And then she'’s gonna go
for a run...

Oh, boy.

Two hours later, um,
heart stopped
and then, um...

...your beautiful mother,
the love of my life...

She'’s gone. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'’m so sorry I haven'’t been

- there for you.
- Yeah.

I wish I'’d been here more.

Yeah. Yeah, well... Yeah.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Oh, boy.

It'’s been really different here.

Alone.

Um, I think that'’s why
I watch the news in the morning.

You know, so I can hear a...

a woman'’s voice,

even though sometimes
it'’s Nancy Pelosi.

Yeah. Ugh, it'’s annoying the way
she'’s trying to save democracy.

Maybe we could build
our own bridge?

Ten minutes
of news in the morning

and then talk like a family?

Okay.

And then, um, if I wanna do
something with your kids
that you don'’t like,

you... [inhales] ... just look
at the roof over your head
and go, "Okay."

I'’m not sure
you understand how bridges work.

You are their grandfather
and should be given some leeway.

Okay, I'’m good with that. Mmm.

Plus, Carter needs to learn
to drive and I'’m not getting
in the car with him.

He sucks.

He'’s terrible.

You know, by the way, uh,

my insurance company'’s gonna
file a lawsuit against you
for the damages.

- It'’s just a formality.
- Mmm.

They'’ll settle quickly
when I file child endangerment
charges against you.

Told ya you should'’ve been
a lawyer.

Knives on the right,
forks on the left.

Carter, that'’s not your right
and that'’s not a fork.

My kids are setting the table?

I'’m teaching '’em manners.
It'’s like a lost art
like so many things.

Tennis, for instance.

Oh, boy.

All right.
It'’s elegant, strong.

It'’s a wonderful sport,
but it was too much for people.

So, thank gosh
we invented pickleball.

So old people can feel
like they'’re athletes, right?

But when you can
hold a tumbler of Chianti

while you'’re playing a sport,
it'’s not a sport.

Now that the TED Talk
no one asked for is over,

I made Mom'’s biscuits.

She'’d be very proud of you.

Ooh. Hot, hot, hot. Hot.

So what do you think?

It'’s so dry.

I can'’t breathe.

They'’re soaking up
a lot of butter.

I don'’t think you should
do this again.