Original subtitles

Well...

In this world,

there are numerous incredible things

I am called Charles Siu

Nick named Barbecue Pork. Funny?

I am a student of a Supernatural Research Centre

My master is Chor Tin-ngai who is very famous in this field

Those who don't know him will greet him as Master

Those who know him will call him charlatan

Those who hate him will call him bastard

That's too much!

Recently,

the income of our research centre is going less & less

Why?

Why?

Because of you all!

Not enough faith!

You refuse to contact new believers

Many people trust him

Even the TV station trusts him

Just few predictations from him,

will draw numerous audiences watching his programme

I've checked

Those who were born in 1956

they're having bad luck in this year

Especially those who was born on the 12th of the month

The one you mean is me?

Today, he should stay away from fire!

Never touch anything related to fire!

How about fried ham?

He is great!

So,

how can the citizen stop trusting him?

So, he is getting rich

I have a sister called Tracy

She is busy,

so don't distrub her

May I show you my girlfriend, May Lo

Actually, I am not sure about our relationship

-Fried eggs & ham -OK...

-No...I prefer... -Barbecue pork buns!

-OK! -No...

-What? -Hamburger!

-No... - I want rice roll!

You'd better buy it in Wanchai

Please!

Go!

Shit!

Be punctual!

OK! Remember!

It'll be OK

Do you want the phone?

What?

The phone!

You first!

You first!

No! You first!

You first!

Cut the crap! It's my turn!

I've been waiting for a long time

So what? I'll use it first

What a beast!

Want me to teach you a lesson?

Wait a minute!

Want to make a call?

A kiss can do!

Don't get angry! I can't be angry!

Don't get angry!

What are you doing?

So what? Beat me if you dare!

Well! Watch out!

See! How great am!

Help...

Damn it...

Take it away...

I lost so much!

I'm in real bad luck!

I wonder, maybe I offended any jinx!

We've played over 200 rounds!

I wonder! You bitches must be cheating my money

Well! Money pays for the bad luck!

Hello!

I prefer going to sleep to listening your call!

Mom, how can I get rid of the curse?

No way! Just remember that

Your words will...

be a curse anyway

Whey you are getting excited or falling in love

Fire will come out from your mouth!

So, I can't fall in love!

Maybe a fireman can be OK

Your auntie in HK,

is nicked named Big Beer

She is your only relative left

Don't lose your temper!

Don't leave me!

Mom!

Who is it?

Who is calling me?

Who the hell is it?

Big Beer!

It's you!

Are you knocking my door

with hammer?

No! It's not hammer

But my tits! I've made it 20 years ago

I was made by paraffin wax!

So it is as strong as iron now!

Yeah!

How can you do this to my door!

See! There is a hole!

Why don't you use the bell?

Why do you come here?

It's big shit!

Your girls all quitted

And they join the China City Night Club today!

Now, I'm the only one left

Hey, how are you?

The girls of Big Beer left her for another night-club

Really?

What's the matter?

Big Beer's girls left her for another night-club

She was so angry! She wanted to jump to death!

She jumped & was dead now

Really?

Big Beer jumped to death!

Someone saw her corpse, it was terribly ugly!

Bib Beer jumped to death!

Someone saw her soul!

Really?

Hey! Big Beer...

Ghost!

Why don't you go to hell?

I've never heard you scream when you make love with your clients!

Brother Wing

I've worked here for so many years,

from virgin till now, I've achieved a lot

The heartless girls left without a word?

I'll ask my buddy Fatty Ching

to skin them!

Wake up, Big Beer!

Fatty Ching has been a charlatan in Wong Tai Sin Temple for years

You still treat him as your boss?

Your girls!

Complain you of cheating

their money!

You'd better beware of their boy friends! Maybe they'll skin you

Don't misunderstand me!

I won't do that!

You know, I wont' lose!

Give me 3 days

I'll find 10 beauties

to work under me

As an advantage to our club

Advantage?

I think it's bandage!

Damn you Fat bitch!

You'd better suck!

What's wrong with you?

I've over 40 girls!

All are smart!

You'd better retire now!

Let's fight one to one, so what?

Big Beer

What?

Team 38 is the most popular team in our club

if you hurt even a hair of her

I'll fire you!

Look! So much hair on the ground!

If I see her tomorrow,

-I'll quit too! -OK...

Are you joined to bully me?

So what?

Nothing...

Please don't angry with me

I'm bad! My mouth stinks!

Forgive me!

I'll buy you some bird nest

as compensation

Don't get angry!

OK?

Listen, Big Beer

You've only Fat Cat in your team

If you don't find some beauties for me

Go & work in the toilet

You disgusting! Are you asking me to serve in the toilet?

No! To serve the maid of the toilet

Kidding! What are you doing?

Are you robbed?

What are you doing? Big Beer!

Beauty is always the same as general, it's poor for them to get old

Are you back, Mr. Landlord?

You are too kind to me,

I can't repay you in my life

Are you drunk?

The rent I owe you for years...

That should be two years and 11 months exact

Don't be that serious!

What? Are you confessing?

A dead won't tell lies...

You want me to lend you money? No way!

You...

You haven't paid the rent

over 2 years,

but I don't mind, pay if you have money

Sleeping pills

The peanuts are rotten, it smells like pills

Sleeping pills!

Sleeping pills?

Such a large pack of sleeping pills?

Don't worry, I will send you to the hospital

So heavy!

Someone is ringing the bell

Sit well, I am going to ask for help!

Don't move

Sit well!

Keep your balance, hold it

Don't worry, I am asking for help!

Don't move, I will be back soon

It's you again!

I come to look for my aunt

Her nickname is Big Beer

It hurts...

Are you OK?

Big Beer?

Aunt, I am Wendy

Aunt? Who is it?

I have found you!

No. I was cursed by a wizard when I was a child

What I talk would only bring bad luck

Also, I would bring fire to where I reach

You can start fire?

My family was all dead because of the curse

So I always travelled among the relatives

I have no relatives now, but an aunt, Big Beer

So just live here

Objection!

Tracy!

What the hell it is?

What a bad tasted house!

It's none of my business,

the furniture are hers

She has thrown away mine

I can't help then

Taste has nothing to do

with this woman

What a big mouth!

What a big mouth!

Why you criticized my taste once you stepped in

I don't think I have bad taste!

Have you tasted my body!

I know you always let others to taste your body

I won't tall to such uncivilized person

Am I uncivilized?

I don't think you have ever read my favourite books

What are they?

Mad magazine, Mickey mouse, The beauty and the beast,

Playboy, Penthouse...

Yes Good No Thank You

Have you ever seen these before?

I am not that cheap as you

She hasn't paid the rent over 2 years, why don't you kick her out?

It's not the way to do good to the society!

What proof do you have to prove it's your house?

Give me the title deed

Lost, right?

Why do you tell her this?

I told her accidentally in my dream

Did you sleep with her?

I always sleep in the sitting room

Sleep? OK!

It's none of my business of your bad taste about women

But I wish you can raise your minimum requirement

a little bit higher

Am I not good?

What I have are nature born,

unlike hers...

What about me?

She is a plastic surgery doctor

She always practises

at home

But her license was banned

She can make you the same look as Stephen Chow

Cut the crap

I can't stand

the stuffy air of this house

Cigarette is hazardous to health, everybody knows it

It's not fair for pushing us to take 2nd hand cigarette

Tracy Siu, come to blow it off if you have guts

I'll take you to work tomorrow

You can earn much from it

What is it?

PR officer

What should a PR do?

Nothing special

Just say hello,

chatting, eating, etc

How much money can I earn?

Maybe 80 to 100 thousand per month

That is club girl

Actually,

my girls have all quitted recently,

So no one helps me now

I hope you can help me once

Just do two days

No one can take your advantage, I'll take care of you

You are my niece, right?

If I have another way to solve my problem,

I won't ask for your help

I have a big mouth,

but I have a good heart too

I eat vegetables twice a month

Don't cry, I promise you

Really?

I don't think you will cheat me

Big Beer brings a beauty here

Really?

Big Beer's new girl

is perfect!

Really?

Big Beer has brought a perfect beauty here

She has 3 tits and 3 bottoms

Really?

Big Beer's new girl has 10 more tits!

Many customers are waiting for her

Really?

Hey, Room V7,V9 and V8

all need Wendy now

You know,

we'd better make it slow to ensure the quality!

Yes...

Take Wendy to room V7

OK

Be frank, do you want Wendy tomorrow night?

Sure! Big Beer

All customers are interested in Wendy

They are willing to pay full escorts for 2 months

She is great!

I tell you, Wendy hates that Big tits monster

She won't come to work

if that monster is still here

Big Beer, she is suffering now

She is taking rest in these days

Most important of all, ask Wendy to come to work, got it?

I will consider it

Can I take consideration?

Sure you can. Just go ahead

Ladida!

Am I refusing to pay?

She is as old as my mom!

Are you doing business?

She is dumb too!

Be smart, just talk something to make my boss happy

I want to take a pack of cigarette, may I?

Sure! But on pack is not enough

Why not 10?

That's fine

Come on, eat this...

Help...

Government warning, smoking is hazadous to health

You smoke so much!

Brother Cannon, Wendy is here

Have a chat, bye bye

Boss!

Beauty, how are you?

How can a lousy nightclub has a beauty like this

Why don't we have fun tonight?

I won't go, I just come to say hello

Say hello?

Why not a wet kiss?

Don't! Let go of me

What are you scaring of?

Hands off!

Brother Cannon!

Come on, you will get used to it soon

Brother Cannon, how are you?

-Who are you? -Can't you recognise me?

-What's your name? -Don't you recognise me?

Wendy has come to a wrong room,

she should go to V7

Take a seat,

enjoy yourself

Sit down!

Leave if you have guts

I'll ruin your club at once

No! I am not leaving,

I just want to go for a recess

One minute! You're gentleman! Right?

After your smoke, she will be back

Just take a seat, help yourself

Don't cheat me

I am not only a gentleman

I am smart too

Everybody knows it

No one dares to cheat you

But I think she wants to cheat you

Who is your manager?

You don't have professional spirit

in smoking!

Give her a good lesson!

Smoke decently! Am I right?

Sit down...

Brother Bo, I am glad you are in Hong Kong

You should show us your supernatural power

OK...

Fire!

It's great!

What?

So powerful?

Sure!

How can you get what we have in mind?

Sure, I can see what you have eaten

Fatty, you have eaten the skin of the banana too

I can tell there is skin of pig

in your stomach too

You haven't had your circumcision

Do you have super power of eyes?

Your underwear is red

Yours is black

How about me?

You haven't

Really?

Yes...

Master Chow,

Wendy is here

What are you doing?

I sacrifice myself to protect you

He can see through your clothes

Are you that great?

Then I want to bring you to Macau

So that you can pre-tell us the result in gambling

What can you see through?

You have a big one

You are disgusting!

I mean a big stone of your gall

Gallstone?

Beauty

Master!

Drink it

I don't know how to drink

You should drink it

Sure, sure. Drink!

I'll drink it for her

Can you stand it?

Sure!

So drink it

Where is the wine?

Inside her stomach!

Are you kidding?

Why am I feeling so high?

Why do you make my aunt drunk?

Bitch, stop bull shitting!

I want to make you drunk

You have stomachache

You have headache, heartache, eyeache...

Stomachache, pain all over the body

What sort of supernatural power is it?

That is "Luck never comes but curse will come true”

You bitch!

You will have enteritis till next month!

I want to shit now!

Aunt!

Master, should we go and have a look?

No, because we have discovered his girl, so forget him

What shall we do now?

Wendy,

I am Chor Tin-ngai

I can tell you are great among the people

You must be rich

What's the matter?

Robbery!

I am hurt!

-Where is Wendy? -She was kidnapped!

Stop!

Come back, hey, come back...

I am back, so what?

Nothing...

So stop calling me

See you!

Let's go!

Cannon?

Who is he?

He is triad member!

He didn't pay me when he came to ask for his fortune last time

Damn! Where has he taken Wendy to?

Wendy must be taken to his...

Cannon Ball Room

You beast! You bad egg!

You will be punished by law!

You should not talk in such civilized way

These lines are out of date

What shall I say?

You should say:

Damn you bastard, go to hell beast! You scum!

I'll chop you into pieces!

So, it is up date!

Don't you know

why didn't I take you to motel?

I don't know...

Because, I have raped many women before,

but not a one on the snooker table

Understand?

I promise you

On one condition

What?

I won't kiss with you

OK, take the girl on the table

I will go myself

Go!

What are you doing?

Don't you want to rape me?

I won't ill-treat myself!

You beast, you scum! Go to hell!

Damn you!

Hold me...

Bump yourself to the wall

What she talks, curse will work!

Keep her mouth shut!

Are you Cannon?

You needn't know who I am

Release Big Beer

So obedient?

Let's have a good talk, don't get mad

Move! It'll make me excited

But I feel high too if you don't move

Beat me, that's even great!

After raping you, I will sell you to brothel

And sell your aunt to the Philippines

to serve the Philippino maid

What's the matter?

The bitch knows how to start fire!

Aunt!

Revenge for me

Bump to the wall

Don't come over

Why don't you hurt?

Why don't you hurt?

I did get hurt!

Some one kicked on my back,

I feel painful!

Let me see it

Are you hurt?

Then...Enjoy your life!

I won't let you go!

Charles,

take Wendy away for me

We? Go together?

Mr. Ho, I come to share your wealth!

Want any insurance?

Come on

Will you buy any insurance?

I have no money!

So don't come to bet

King, queen, jack

How can we win?

If the banker get more than 21 points

Over?

Over!

Bravo!

We won!

Ask her to get more again!

Over!

Over!

More...

It's annoying!

Any one wants more cards?

No

Dear audience...

Over!

Where is my card?

It's an ace, can't you see it?

Now we have so much money

We can repay it to Cannon

So we need not hide up

Fine!

I am familiar with Lee Qun,

a call can solve our problem

Just forget any cannon

Come back now, I want to meet you urgently

Why your voice is so strange?

It's cold here

Well, we'd better contact later,

bye!

Take it

Grenade?

What's the matter?

There must be something strange

He always cheats our money

It's such a mess,

why doesn't he make use of this chance?

What'll we do?

What you said will become curse, right?

Bingo!

Cannon is arrested by cops...

God, thank you very much!

Wendy is save!

Thank God!

This short-sighted guy is fine too!

Thank you...

What you are worshipping is not Avalokitesvara

The meat you eat in a vegetarian shop

is not real meat

Right?

Come on, greet the god

I've something to talk to you

Now, we are relative

Wendy has a share of his house then

At least, half of it

She's been with you in these days

I just take it as a marriage

So I want to have $500,000 as lucky money

I want the money for investment, on Wendy's behalf

I tell you,

one'd be sharp tongue once a day

Your quota has just been over

You crazy!

You want to brush her off?

Do you mean it?

Damn you Charles!

What do you think I am?

You are my baby

But he thinks you are willing to be his baby

What do you treat her?

Rubbish? Used up tissue?

What do you want?

Please, make it slighter

My luggage is valuable!

If you damage it, how can you afford to pay it?

Please pick up my Armani!

Don't put it there

Put it over there!

Or I'll sue you in the Consumer Council

What are you doing?

Charles, I'm so poor!

Kwok! He scolded me!

So I beated him!

But he could skip it!

So I fetched a chopper in the kitchen

He went away!

See, isn't he inhuman?

What are you?

Watch our for my stuff!

Leon, Jackie, Andy, stop it!

You'll have food later, be good!

So, I decided to break our relationship

Don't you think he is heartless?

Thank you God! Someone is being brushed off!

Wendy, we'd take more vegetarian meals

Why!

Karma! The bad people will have their punishment

Really?

Just learn from her example!

You, fat dwarf! Shut up!

Where are my knives?

I'll cut your tongue out for cooking spaghetti

What'd I do now?

Stay few days in here

OK! I promise you

Miss! Your stuff is fixed

Charles, pay him

What?

Someone said she'd not step in this house anymore

Wendy, take precaution by opening the umbrella

Umbrella

Beware of the jelly

& silicon!

I've a share of this house

So why can't I move in?

You'd better get away

Have you got any permission from your sister-in-law?

What? You've affair with her?

Oh my god!

Shit!

She is your sister-in-law

Greet her with tea now

Don't be ridiculous

I've guessed you'd use this method!

Charles!

You'd teach her a good lesson

Beat her!

Why are you so easily tempted?

Did they give you drugs, or threaten you with violence?

You can sue them

if you are raped

Shut up!

I'm the only man here

You'd listen my words

The house is big enough for 4 of you

You'll sleep in the guest room

You, go back to your room

You, move to my room

No!

I'll sleep in the sitting room

I can't answer your question

It's related to my personal matter

Yes, these is something wrong between my boy friend and I

You get it?

Really?

Great!

Will he come & ask me back?

You must be kidding!

I'm such a good girl! It's hard for him to find another one

Who is it?

There is one single line in this house

You've used it over 30 minutes

My brother doesn't complain!

Damn you!

Go to hell!

Now I complain!

Cut the line!

Well, let's say goodbye now

She used to talk over 6 hours

Forget it!

Now I'm giving you face

If not so, I can kill her very easily!

Charles, come here

Why did you cut the line so soon?

I don't know her, she's dialed a wrong number

Charles, can Wendy starts the fire?

Would her words become curse?

How do you know it?

I went to the sitting room

last night

I learnt it from your somniloquy

What did I say?

Nothing special

You told me the things happened in these 3 months

How you held a thermometer

in a hotel room...

I won't tell you anymore, I'll be shy

I'll wear a mask when I sleep next time

Charles, dinner time

Come down and have dinner

How many years has your license be banned?

50 years!

I broke the tits of Miss Great Mammal

One member of the investigation board was her fan

What do you have in mind?

Nothing!

Will you support my living?

Should I support Kwok's

and his hen's living too?

No

He is sensitive to hens

Time for eating

Wendy

We are family now

What you want to amend,

tell me

I'll do it for you

It's free

Thanks! I don't need it

But precaution is better than cure

Gravity

is women's greatest enemy

I can do a good demonstration to you

Let's do a test

What's the matter?

We're young, we can afford it

Put a pen under your tits,

if it doesn't drop at once

That's poor!

What are you looking?

7th race?

OK. I'll drop it down first

7th race, 5, 2 & 6, OK

Bravo!

What? It's of different size!

Kwok used to use his left hand

Let's eat

Time for eating!

Why did you fry such tiny fishes

Jacket, Andy, Leon!

I've said!! See

Tracy!

What do you want?

Nothing special!

Nothing!

I'm not threatening!

We are good friends

Enjoy your meal

I'm going upstairs

What does she want?

She had a cunning smile?

Would she kill me?

I'm a little bit scared!

I don't think so!

Maybe, in the mid-night,

she'll go to your room and do plastic surgery for you

I know her very well

She hasn't killed a hen

The most evil way she did was to throw a cat into acid

Welcome to our show,

"The incredible"

In our last show

Master Ampit did give us

an obvious hint that,

Master Chor is a charlatan

You all are lucky this time

We've invited 2 masters here

to prove themselves

Here comes the duel!

Actually, the game is very simple

Who gets the biggest, who will win

Come on

Come on

Don't be afraid

Be frank,

our supernatural power is not for fun

As you said,

you mean you are not capable, right?

Are you incapable?

That means you are charlatan

Sure he is,

no need to continue now

He is charlatan!

Master Ampit, why not put it in another way?

Why not you show us first?

I...I'll show it

I show it...

He means to bully our master

Help him

I'll try my best

Only one card

can defeat me

Let's see the real power of Master Chor

Come on

How bad he is, he will lose

Bravo...

Wendy is so great, there is no point for her to help Chor

If she starts her business, she will be rich

Yes, she seems to be a magician!

Yes...

Who is talking to you? Idiot!

I'm going to be rich,

Wendy will give me money if she earns any

Then I will move out, I won't live in this haunted house again

Human beings are animal with conscience

Wendy is so kind-hearted

I have

to tell her that,

some heartless beasts are planning to use her to cheat money

What did you say?

I mean you are foolish!

Once a woman marries, she can get rid of her mom too

You are her aunt only

What?

Cheat and give you money...

You nuts!

Is it the common fact?

Isn't it true?

But I am generous

I won't mind

what you have done to me

Just like cleaning the blackboard, all gone

According to commercial benefits,

I think we can co-operate

What?

Why should I co-operate with you?

Because I have many ideas

Which can make Wendy leave Chor

& make her own money

Then, we'll try our best be the sales and promoters

We will be damn rich!

I don't think you are that helpful this time

Business is business

Money can clear all hatred

That's right

What do you have in mind?

Sure, let say...

Bravo!

This is for you

It's too generous of you

No, I can't take it

If you refuse, I will have bad feeling

No, I can't take it

Don't refuse it, the fish is fainting

Let's call this fish Aaron, like it or not?

It's cute

I love it, thank you

Don't mention it

You are home!

About the rent I owe you...

Now, I pay a part of it first

and the rest...

I hope I can pay you all

before that day comes

I am sorry, it's an old debt

-I am like willow... -Auntie

What happened to her?

She...nothing happened

In fact, she is a good person

What does that mean?

I promised her...I won't tell!

Why don't you tell...I wonder...

Stop it. Let's go up and check it

Fatty Cat, this is your favourite dress

Now, take it as a present

I've never promised to lend you this

But now, take it

-Big Beer! -What happened?

I've no chance to wear it

What happened?

Nothing, I am very happy...

You look so strange!

What's happened?

Nothing...

Charles, please go out

What?

Now, you can tell me

I can't stand

anymore!

No, please control yourself

What are you hidden from me?

Why?

Wendy, I know you are good to me

If I...I will go in peace

Are you...

Why don't you tell her?

Why not tell her earlier?

So she can be well prepared

Wendy, close your eyes first

Give me your hands

Touch and feel it

What is it?

Bowling ball?

Knock it

What kind of noise is it?

Wendy, open your eyes and have a look

I have breast cancer

Did you...

Shut up!

Why don't you go to a doctor?

She did. I introduced her the doctor

And it is proved that it is going worse and worse

She can live 70 days more

It's fate

The most famous doctor of breast cancer,

Dr. HB Ng is now in France

The only way is going to USA for special treatment

Why don't you go?

It's not a piece of cake

We need $2 million

How much in US dollar?

About $300,000 US dollars

How can we get

so much money?

You are my only relative left,

I have to save you

I am glad you are concerning me so much

I appreciate it very much

How can we earn so much money in such a short time?

Unless, like Chor Tin-ngai,

to open a centre to cheat money

Can he earn much?

Sure! He can earn much from the centre

But I understand that,

although you are having supernatural power

you will feel like a chartatan

if you practise the way as Chor

Well, I will quit after curing aunt

Or, maybe it can help others

You are really smart, you have great analysis power

No...you can't do that!

Because of you, I am willing to do anything

Tracy, how can we open a research centre?

Chor cheats the ignorant women

to pay his debt

First of all, we should disclose his secret

Yes

Do you mean it?

But if we don't do that

I can't cure aunt

Let's talk it later

Who is it?

Who touched me, who will be in deep shit

I am fine, I have to go out now

Oh, it's you

Which one is fake?

This one

Dear audience, here comes the Killing Spear!

Cunning and sensual!

Tracy is right

I hope you will be hurt

Master!

I've got the fake one with me

Before calling ambulance,

we've proved that Chor is a charlatan!

Right?

Yes

Call the ambulance

"She Starts The Fire"

No. 200 to 210, please come in

Have you been waiting long?

Yes...

Kid

Come out, evil spirit

You all come out...

Master!

You evil spirit which harm the world!

Master, is it necessary to do so?

Don't think that the kid is talking, it's the scream of the evil spirit

Go on beating the evil spirit

It's useless to beat him here

Take him to the dark room

Help, mom!

Hands off!

Come out, evil spirit

Come in, I'll go on beating you

Shut up!

"Beat evil in the dark room"

Master!

Has your son learnt judo?

Yes, he has learnt for 2 years

Why don't you tell me earlier?

He fough back!

Take the weapon!

Don't worry, I'll kick away the evil spirit for your son

How dare you counter attack?

Don't worry, we are professional

She is the bitch!

Teach her a good lesson!

It's her, right? Beat her...

Kill her, she is so ugly looking!

Follow me

I hit your head,

I hit your head,

as you are bad

as you are bad

I hit your mouth,

I hit your mouth,

so that you will be dull

so that you will be dull

What are you doing?

Why hitting the paper doll, someone is screaming outside?

This is surround sound

Scientific method to hit bad people

Otherwise, how can I charge you $3000 per minute?

It's rather cheap, let's continue

I hit your bottom

I hit your bottom

you will have all sorts of sickness's symptom

you will have all sorts of sickness's symptom

Go!

Thank you

Recite the sutra

Read more!

How is it?

How much do you earn?

It's better than being robbers

I have achieved my wish

I have got a job which is better than robbing

Look!

You must be tired, are you painful?

I always feel sudden pain, it's too poor of me

I think the operation should be taken earlier

Maybe we should work on Sunday

Most important of all, we should cure you

Perhaps, it needs several operations

Don't worry about money

You are good girl

I am lucky to have a niece like you

Go for a rest now

You too

Go!

Who is it? That late!

We charge $3000 per minute...

Sorry, I am late

But I've tried my best to get here as soon as I could

Don't go, wait a minute

Come in

Are you St. Fire?

No, I am her au...

I am her sister

I have had a quarrel with my girlfriend

I want to ask whether there is chance for us again

Let me calculate...

May I be frank...

No hope! The end

Well, I am leaving

Don't go!

I don't want to waste time

Well, it's fate for us to meet, I'll help you

That means...

Take me to your home, I will give you some charms,

you two will be OK then

You have come 10 days,

how is my home's Fung-shui?

I have found many spiders in your home

You know, spiders influent Fung-shui!

I want to go to the kitchen

What are you cooking?

Just snack

Lobster?

It's nutritious, it can stimulate your hormone

It suits man

I have eaten beef, oyster today,

and now lobster?

Have some soup first

What is it?

Ox penis in soup!

Just wait for a while, OK?

OK

Hey, boss

I can't find

your girlfriend's photo

She has taken

all with her

She is so cruel!

Are you lonely?

Are you OK?

Nothing, I am fine

Don't move

There is spider

Don't move

It's caught

I am afraid, I feel dizzy

I scare spider so much!

-I want to lie down -I'll take you to my room

Yes, sure

I'll fetch you a glass of water

Don't! I am scare! Don't go!

You are smarter than my girlfriend!

She will be mad after seeing spider

Come back earlier

Take a rest

Don't think I am scared

Kwok Lap, I love you

Tracy

I just come back to collect my stuff

And return this key too

Where have you been?

Can't you listen to me?

I'll give you much time for explanation later

I have something to talk to you too

I am thirsty

Is you taste changed?

You hate woman wearing brown pet shoes

She is a Fung-shiu master

Sorry,

I have no interest to know your new girlfriend's job

She isn't

Part-time hooker then?

Is she in your room now?

She is sick

Isn't bad timing for me to come?

Listen to me

Why? Why Tracy?

Maybe, I'll come back 2 hours later

Or, please ask her to go to the toilet

Just for 5 minutes, then I'll leave

OK, I will ask her out

Isabella

I can't let Tracy know I am here,

I can't!

Isabella

Spider!

What? Are you vomitting?

Help! Spider!

Tracy!

Help!

It's horrible!

Help!

Are you fine?

Is she your ex-girlfriend?

Yes

When I saw you looking at her

You do love her very much, right?

Sure

You two will have chance

to go together

And me...

I have to go now

We have received many letter from the audiences,

they want to know where St. Fire comes from

Malaysia

She comes from Malaysia

May

What's the matter?

She said she was cursed to start fire

when she was a child

And her words would become curse because of a wizard

So what?

Let's find the one who cursed her

Let's go to Indonesia

The one who cursed her was my dad

He loved the little girl because she was gifted

He wanted her to marry me

But her dad refused

So my dad cursed them

He wanted her to be hated by everyone

But he ruined her whole family

My dad regretted so much before his death

He wanted me to solve the curse for her

But I can't

Why?

This curse is a terrible one

Unless the girl is hopeless

Hopeless?

Cheers!

Hope all the people are getting

more & more superstitious!

Why are you so happy?

I just want to drink the sorrow out

Call Fatty Cat here now

Yes

Forget me. Just let me die

Don't worry,

I've found the best doctor in breast cancer for you

Miss, may I have a check?

It's Chinese custom that it's impolite to touch a lady. Respect me

Big Beer, you should face the practical world

Dr. Ng is the best doctor in breast cancer

He will suggest to cut one away, I am sure

Big Beer, it's not wise to have a single one

If it's not balance,

you will feel dizzy when you walk

Not exactly

I can use

Chinese herbal treatment

I have learnt some incredible medical techniques

from a sorcercer

Now, I can cure you without any operation

Aunt, please let Dr. Ng to check you up

No, I can't be touched by man

Who touches me, who should marry me

Are you going to marry me?

If so, you can touch me

Don't you think you are virgin?

Sure, I am virgin

When did you see me sleeping with man?

You want to tell me

you're virgin after working 30 years in nightclub?

I have a solid and pure mind

Right?

I am confident to have a check in the hospital

Right?

But I have something to add

I am smart in riding bicycle

and playing gymnastics

I am not sure if it has broken or not

Dr. Ng,

you can't take advantage of a decent girl

It's not right for you to do so

What do you think?

Well, it's fate

I always love the women of your type

I will marry you

No,

she is now under special treatment

I am afraid it will mess the treatment

Yes

What sort of treatment is it?

What...so call...

Urine treatment

To cure cancer by drinking the patient's own urine

Yes. It's time to drink urine now

I'll take it out for you

Do you mean it?

Yes, it's my own urine, it doesn't matter

It's peanut

I have to drink 3 times a day, a bottle should be taken

So I put a jar in the refrigerator

Have you drink a wrong jar?

No

It doesn't matter to mix it with other juice

Yes

It does harm, it does harm

You mean it?

A mixed one will cause excitement

Excitement will cause heart attack and will die

Will you take this responsibility?

I dare not

That is, so shut up

Luckily, I have got a jar of apple juice inside the refrigerator

Tracy will be smart to get me that

-Come on, drink it now -Thank you

You have made it warm?

It's not good to be cold

-Thank you -Welcome

I'll drink it now

I have drunk the apple juice this afternoon

What is it then?

That's my...

Drink it or not?

You want to drink it? No!

Finish it if it is good for your health

Have a rest first

Tracy

Yes

The urine is nice after heating

Try one

No, you have cancer

Drink more

I have plenty left

Drink it

My tits are fine

Let me see it

What?

It's urine

So what to do then?

Since the patient is having such a strong mind

Just let her drink it to see what reaction will cause

Don't push her like this

Luckily! I come on time

Do you want me to let Wendy check my tits?

What'll we do now?

You are cheating me

I am framed!

You are cheating me!

Wendy

It's a very strange case

After your death,

can you donate your tits for our research?

Let me come in, I didn't cheat you

Let me stay calm

Well...

Charles

What's the matter?

Your call

Who is it?

Charles, I am dying, I want to suicide

What's the matter with you?

I am now in the office, if you don't come in ten minutes,

you can never see me

What a deep shit!

You will never see me again

No...

Please scream in a better way

You have seen many blue films!

Harder! Squeeze!

Isn't it so?

Yes, like making love

Use more force

Kidding? What are you doing?

There is nothing new

Forget it, just do it

May

Do according to our plan

May

Charles

Are you OK?

Don't you love me anymore?

Why are you back?

What are you doing in my office?

We did nothing!

No?

I think you are capable to do 100 times press up now

100 times?

To prove that,

I will do 200 times

I don't know what you are doing here

I will edit the shots later

Wendy will see a wonderful love scene

St. Fire, your call

Who is calling?

She said she is Big Beer

I won't answer her call

She won't answer your call

St. Fire, there is a tape for you

Thank you

Even you are cheating me

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have invited St. Fire...

To demonstrate her curse for several weeks

Now, she is going to

demonstrate some special thing for us

What is it?

The audience love seeing someone having bad luck

The worst thing makes biggest fun

Right?

Isn't it, Miss Wendy?

I don't know these

Do you want to quit now?

You are disgusting!

That's is, now go on your demonstration

Dear audience, the worst thing will bring biggest fun to us

Clap for her...

Bad luck...

Now, please go ahead

Do you want me to show you?

Of course

You have stomach-ache

Bump your head on the wall

Nothing works to me?

Another charlatan

is discredited again

This charlatan is called St. Fire

No cheating next time

We are going to stop you from cheating this time

If you do so again, we will teach you good lesson

Remember

Got it?

Yes

All returns to normal

What have you planned?

Just go back to the nightclub

and be the assistant in toilet

How about you?

I want to get marry

With whom?

I won't tell you

I know it already

Congratulation

Thank you

I plan to get marry in church

It's more romantic

You should come to attend our wedding

Attend your wedding?

You are home!

Do you have any news about Wendy?

I should be blamed, I shouldn't be that kind-hearted

How could I be trapped by Chor?

But no one was pushing you

Be positive. OK?

Let's think some ways

We should find Wendy back

How? It's not easy

We have reported to the police

They can't even find her

It's hard for us

to find her

After quarrelling

with my boyfriend,

I would go to the place

where we love to go

May be you can find her in such kind of place

What sort of place?

Like the place you kissed her

Wendy, are you there?

What's wrong?

Idiot!

Wendy, where are you?

Sir, are you calling?

No

Why are you stealing the telephone?

Idiot!

Mister, what is this word?

I don't know!

How to write this word?

I don't know!

Do you know the word "Killing"?

Who are you?

I am Cannon

Are you in jail?

I have found you for a long time

Luckily I got some information

that Chor was selling gold in his office

so I planned to rob him

You are unlucky to meet me here

Did you escape from the prison?

Where is that bitch who can start fire?

Don't harm Wendy!

I was the king of Tsimshatsui East

But I was put in jail because of you bastard

I couldn't have any girl in prison

And I was raped by Beast Bill

I became his girl

I want a revenge. I want to rape your girl

No

Honey

Chor and the gold

are upstairs

Are you Beast Bill?

You are quite handsome

Good looking or not?

Rape him if you like

No

He deserves it

Maybe, I'll just make a call for him

I am Wendy

Cannon has escaped,

he kidnapped Charles and will rob Chor

Call the police now

I am useless

Just give me $50,000 each

you can get the gold seed from me

According to my method, plant it in milk

Then you can get a big gold later

Buy more seed, get more gold

Don't move!

You needn't shoot even you don't want to line up

Do you know me?

Impossible,

I have slept with so many young girls

I have no reason to forget

an ugly girl like you

I am your dad, Cannon

Can...Cannon?

Honey,

take the gold and money now

The gold is fake

Tell me where is the money!

I will rape you if you don't tell me

Don't...

As a friend,

I will get you some pills from the doctor

Bill, take him, I will help you

You bastard!

I have assisted you to do so many bad things

Don't...

I am not interested in women

But I am interested in you

As your friend,

I will take some pills for you from the doctor

Take your time

I'll help you

Pay attention, you are surrounded by the police now

Drop your weapons and surrender

Who reported to the police?

What's wrong? It's a mess

Forget it, just search for Wendy

Isn't it here?

Thank you, you saved my life

Isn't it lucky to have it done?

Yeah,

it can stand the bullets too

This is cheap and good

Some softer one, but that is expensive

I just want to promote it

That is

Listen,

if you don't surrender, we will attack

Come in, they don't have any weapons

Come in, quickly!

Go!

Why don't you knock?

Bitch! How dare you cheat me?

How dare you report to the police?

Tell them now,

I have few hostages with me

Hold it

You want to escape? Come back

If you are like him, you can leave here now

I am sorry

Great!

OK! We can go now

Hold it, once more

Not enough?

Not enough!

Once more strike

-Bitch! -Nice

You ask for it!

So cruel!

I want to kill you bitch!

Too much!

Why did you faint so easily!

How can you stand it?

Let me see it

Bitch, get up!

Isn't it correct?

That's fine

You said so

Charles, we are in deep shit, I am sorry

I don't scare dying,

but I hope to for not see Wendy before I die

I can't explain to her that I didn't fall for you

he should be blamed

He wanted me to frame you

If we can see Wendy again

I'll tell her the truth

I'll tell her you are loving her

Save it

Even Wendy is here, I'll tell her you two are having affair

I love harming people

Have appendicitis

Wendy

Who are you?

The gun doesn't work

Your knees go to your chest

Your fists go to your mouth

Pain on your ass!

Bitch! You are here

Walk backward

You bite your tongue

Sister, watch my power

Your right foot steps on your left foot

Don't go...

Wendy, you gain your supernatural power again

Don't move, or I will shoot you

You have so many enemies

Go

What shall we do?

You three will be trapped in the lift

The lift will make you sick, going up and down

Go to hell

Help, I don't want to go to hell

Wendy, let them go

No way, they're so bad

For our children's sake,

gain more merits

Leave them to the police

OK

Are you thinking the good of our children?

You disgusting

Now, do you trust me?

No

Why?

Not next time

Help...

Help...Hurry up!

Choi, stop the reporters

Honey

Get lost!

I am scared by the thief...

Step aside

Anything wrong?

Nothing...

I am scared! And the gun...

OK, OK...

Tracy, who is he?

He is the one who is going to marry me

He is the Superintendent

Hands off

Chief!

Congratulation

Kwok

Let's go to register

He touched my ass

Why did you touch

my girl's bottom?

Did you see it?

Or, was I the one who touched my ass?

Stop, or I will chop you to death

What are you doing?

You passed it to me?

You are St. Fire too