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It came out in 2020. 10 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:33,199 But it wasn't available at Ross until now. 11 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:37,070 I'm gonna go get some popcorn. 12 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,708 - When are you gonna tell Mom about your secret friendship 13 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:44,444 with her lying, cheating ex? 14 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:47,247 - I was thinking, you know, like, 15 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,750 10 past never. 16 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,285 I know, Mayan. 17 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:54,287 I'll tell her, but Josue's in recovery. 18 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,755 I'm helping a fellow addict. 19 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,258 - He broke Mom's heart. 20 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,627 Your friendship with him is a huge betrayal. 21 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:04,197 Secrets and lies is something old George did. 22 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,699 - I'll tell her later today. 23 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,369 - After this commercial, I'm going to be known as 24 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:13,640 the Mariah Carey of affordable insurance. 25 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,813 [upbeat music playing] 26 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:21,915 The world is a scary place 27 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:25,452 with no way to protect yourself, right? 28 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,887 Wrong! 29 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,290 Turn your pain into champagne! 30 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:33,493 Rosie La Reina's Insurance will protect you 31 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:36,629 against bad drivers, dishonest doctors. 32 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,933 We don't have insurance against cheating ex-boyfriends, 33 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:43,703 but I'm working on it. 34 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,772 - Shop La Reina today! 35 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,508 [speaking Spanish] 36 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:53,213 - * Rosie La Reina * 37 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:58,251 * Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh * 38 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,720 - No butterflies were harmed in the making of this video. 39 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:05,525 - That's not true. We harmed a lot of butterflies. 40 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,332 - I think maybe I'll find another day 41 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:13,667 to tell your mom about Josue. 42 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,934 - Yeah. 43 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:22,308 * * 44 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,786 - What's going on here? 45 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,587 Why do you have all our old stuff out? 46 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,489 - Chance's class is learning about what their parents 47 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:37,957 were like when they were younger. 48 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,560 - My teacher says parents are people, too. 49 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:43,263 I think she's going through something. 50 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,498 - [gasps] 51 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:48,835 My first LARPing cloak! 52 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,770 You know, LARPing means-- 53 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,505 both: Live Action Role Play. 54 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,274 It's more than just a game. 55 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:57,210 It's a portal to another world. 56 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,681 - [gasps] My God! 57 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,918 My old computer from high school! 58 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:07,854 [gasps] 59 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:11,224 - Dang, baby got back! 60 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:17,330 Computers were this big 10 years ago? 61 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,800 - No, they were this big 30 years ago. 62 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,702 You think Nana bought me a new computer? 63 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:25,271 She got it at Ross. 64 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:28,775 [computer humming] 65 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:31,978 It still runs as good as the day I got it. 66 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,948 I used to spend hours mixing music on this thing. 67 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,317 - Like a DJ? - Yeah. 68 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,551 I got asked to play parties, 69 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,788 so I'd load this baby up on a wagon and wheel her on over. 70 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:45,358 - Whoa, you were cool? 71 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,762 I guess parents are people. 72 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:53,333 Live and learn. Live and learn. 73 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,501 - Check it out. 74 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:55,535 I remixed my dad's favorite song 75 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,603 so that he'd notice me. 76 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:59,039 - Did it work? - It did not. 77 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,908 But it still slaps. 78 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,878 [energetic music playing] - * Low rider * 79 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,879 * He's a real * 80 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,347 - Cool! 81 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,482 - You know what else is cool? 82 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:13,720 My amulet of invisibility. 83 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,456 Now you see me. 84 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:20,860 Now you pretend you don't. 85 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:25,498 - OK, now that Daddy's gone, 86 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:28,068 tell me more about DJ Mommy. 87 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,071 [jazzy music] 88 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:36,710 * * 89 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,581 - Josue, don't be alarmed. 90 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:46,019 It's just me, George. 91 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:50,924 - You look like Mexican Colombo. 92 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,593 I got your gas station potato just the way you like it-- 93 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,863 day old. 94 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,432 - Hey, uh... 95 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:04,004 thanks, but not hungry. 96 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:07,440 - Wait. You're not hungry? 97 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:11,578 [gasps] You're breaking up with me. 98 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,780 - I owe it to Rosie to tell her about us. 99 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,149 And when I do, I also want to tell her 100 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:17,717 that we're not friends anymore. 101 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,587 - But you're not just my friend, George. 102 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,655 Hanging out with you these past weeks 103 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,858 has really helped me with my recovery. 104 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,460 I love our talks, 105 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:31,931 and our sunrise Zumba classes. 106 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:35,935 - I know. My hips have never been looser. 107 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,438 And you've helped me with my recovery, too, Josue. 108 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:39,706 - Oh. 109 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:42,442 - Which is what makes this so hard. 110 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,144 - I--I really don't know what I'm going to do 111 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,712 without you, George. 112 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,580 - If it'll help, I mean, to remember you by, 113 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:51,785 you could give me this Maserati. 114 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:55,522 - I just wish Rosie would let me apologize to her. 115 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,190 Can you give her this letter I wrote, please? 116 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,559 - Ah, sure. I mean... 117 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,595 I'd get it to her faster if I had a Maserati. 118 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,199 - [chuckles] George. 119 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:11,104 Well, I guess this is goodbye, then. 120 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,673 - Yeah. 121 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,809 Goodbye. 122 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:25,819 - I'm not giving you the car. 123 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,987 - Fine! 124 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,856 * * 125 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:34,594 [upbeat saxophone music] 126 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,463 - OK, we already made the beat. 127 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,598 Now say something, and I'll loop it. 128 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:43,103 - Mom's the GOAT, baa. 129 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,704 - Here we go. 130 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,140 - * Mom's, Mom's, Mom's, Mom's * 131 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:48,608 * Mom's the GOAT, baa * 132 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:49,776 * Mom's, Mom's, Mom's the * 133 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,244 * Mom's, Mom's, Mom's * 134 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:52,846 * Mom's the GOAT, baa * 135 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:56,850 - Can we turn it down a skosh? It's a little loud. 136 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,752 - Your daddy hates this stuff. 137 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:02,055 I remember you coming to one of my sets and quickly leaving, 138 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:05,125 complaining "my tinnitus." 139 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:09,496 - [laughs] I blew my ears out at a Jason Mraz concert. 140 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:12,999 I got a surprise for you. 141 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,734 I took my LARPing cloak to a wizard, 142 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:19,873 and I had him cast a shrinking spell on it. 143 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:22,709 Wanna try it on? - Can we do it later? 144 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:26,880 Mom is showing me how to lay down some sick tracks. 145 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,249 - Did you hear that? My tracks are sick! 146 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,852 * * 147 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,821 - Hey, Rosie, I need to talk to you. 148 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,690 - What? 149 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,694 - I see you're busy. 150 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:44,264 I'll come back at later, 30. 151 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,300 - George, spit it out. 152 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,235 - I ran into Josue. We talked. 153 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,303 I helped him with his sex addiction. 154 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,538 We became friends. It's over. 155 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:52,639 I'm sorry. Don't kill me. 156 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,874 The power of Christ compels you! 157 00:07:57,744 --> 00:08:01,014 - Did you just say 158 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:05,118 that you are friends with Josue? 159 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,624 - Ex-friends. 160 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:16,029 - And what do you mean, he's a sex addict? 161 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:21,568 - He goes to Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous, 162 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:25,805 SLAA. 163 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,273 I think they named it after coleslaw 164 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:32,178 because if you get coleslaw down in your chonies... 165 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:35,715 it's gonna slow you down. 166 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:42,822 - So you're telling me that he got into a relationship 167 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:47,127 with me knowing that he would probably cheat? 168 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,229 - Yeah. 169 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,230 He admitted it. 170 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,132 But to be fair, 171 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:55,602 he didn't say when he would cheat. 172 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:00,140 - This is a lot to process. 173 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,343 Thank you for being honest. 174 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,880 - That's what I do. 175 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:11,117 He asked me to give you this letter. 176 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:14,154 The last two sentences are really, really touching. 177 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,790 I mean, I was like that. 178 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,025 * * 179 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,996 [humming] 180 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:27,067 - OK, you're on your second gas station potato. 181 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,402 Now, tell me, did you give Rosie my letter? 182 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,304 - Mm, I did. - Oh. 183 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,406 - It went great. 184 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,642 She even asked me to meet you... 185 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,745 [blowing] 186 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,114 To give you this. - Oh! 187 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,350 [laughs] Amazing. 188 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,885 [chuckling] 189 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,423 Wait, this isn't a letter. It's a summons. 190 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,893 She's suing me? 191 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,229 - She is? I didn't know! 192 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,965 This doesn't feel right. Give me that back. 193 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,972 Are you Josue Consuelos? 194 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,174 - Yes. - You've been served. 195 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,076 - What? 196 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,747 - I wanted to do that ever since I saw it on "Suits." 197 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:19,152 * * 198 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,154 You're suing Josue? 199 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:25,325 You can't sue somebody for lying and cheating on you. 200 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,060 - This is America. 201 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:31,264 You can sue anyone for anything. 202 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,800 - Then in our case, I want it on record 203 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:37,804 that there's a statute of lactations. 204 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,208 - Josue knew that he was wasting my damn time. 205 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:45,979 Mariah Carey sued her ex for this, and she got millions. 206 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:49,716 A diva doesn't get angry. She gets even. 207 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:57,157 - Jennifer Lopez is a diva. She never sued anybody. 208 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,825 - I don't know her. 209 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,160 * * 210 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,199 [upbeat saxophone music] 211 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,171 - Welcome to Club Moving Truck, 212 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:15,241 LA's hottest nightclub on wheels. 213 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,444 Name? 214 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,347 - Daddy. 215 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,850 - Not on the list. 216 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,352 - Your club is on my property. 217 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:29,989 - You don't gotta flex that hard, boss. 218 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,126 Come on in. 219 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:36,963 - * Rider knows every street, yeah * 220 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,966 [energetic music playing] 221 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,935 * Low rider * 222 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,371 - Everybody, make some noise! 223 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,340 [cheering] 224 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,375 - What's going on? 225 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,378 - Chance asked me to DJ for some of his friends. 226 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,947 - Mommy and I are going to drop our new single. 227 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:57,083 Isn't that fun? 228 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,520 - Hey, it's OK if you want to go get your earplugs. 229 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,856 I ain't no Mraz concert, baby. 230 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,991 - [laughs] Bring it on. 231 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,994 I am a fun dad, yo. 232 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,363 [voice cracking] Let's party! 233 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:15,001 - I mixed this next one with Glassell Park's newest DJ, 234 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,870 Sir Chance-a-Lot! 235 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,406 - My beats go crazy! 236 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:22,308 [cheering] 237 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,277 * * 238 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,413 - * It's a little loud * 239 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,882 - * That's when we get louder, louder, louder * 240 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,084 * Louder, louder, louder * 241 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,887 - * Can we turn it down a skosh? * 242 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,488 Is that my voice? 243 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,123 * My LARPing cloak * 244 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,892 * My LARPing cloak * 245 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:39,859 * My LARPing cloak * 246 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:40,927 Yeah. 247 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,095 * My LARPing cloak * 248 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,963 It's definitely my voice. [chuckles] 249 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,165 * * 250 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,033 * Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki * 251 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,068 * Jason Mraz * 252 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,603 kids: Jason Mraz! 253 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:55,008 * * 254 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,576 - * It's a little loud * 255 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,012 * * 256 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,980 [upbeat saxophone music] 257 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,516 - I'm Paula, your court-appointed mediator. 258 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,252 I can't be bought, bribed, or bullied, 259 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:10,957 but I won't say no to a positive review on Yelp. 260 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,934 - Rosie, I wish we were seeing each other 261 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,869 under different circumstances. 262 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:26,606 But I must say, you look great. 263 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,176 - Liar. 264 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:34,280 I look amazing. 265 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,518 I skipped breakfast because I am going to eat you for lunch. 266 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,320 - Oh. 267 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,324 - I thought that we would get Chipotle. 268 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,525 - George. 269 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:49,095 * * 270 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,597 - Had I not been with Josue, 271 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,999 here are some of the men I may have married-- 272 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,569 Exhibit A, Tom Brady. 273 00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:01,141 Exhibit B, Lenny Kravitz. 274 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,676 Exhibit C-- 275 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,645 - I'm gonna have to stop you there, Ms. Flores. 276 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,247 These are all hypothetical. 277 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,150 - Then why don't we hear from my witness? 278 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,086 George Lopez, can you confirm 279 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,656 that this piece of caca 280 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:20,527 intentionally wasted my time? 281 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,265 - I'm sorry, Josue. Rosie trusted you. 282 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,534 He knew that he couldn't be faithful. 283 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,003 Before SLAA, 284 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:34,607 Josue was a sexy, sensuous, slimy serpent. 285 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,680 I rest my face. 286 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,315 - Uh... [clears throat] 287 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,517 I would like to ask the witness some questions, please. 288 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,420 - What? No, I--I already went. 289 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:52,325 I think we can all agree I'm better in smaller doses. 290 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:56,162 - George, why did your relationship with Rosie end? 291 00:14:56,196 --> 00:15:00,700 - Uh, I cheated, I gambled, I gaslit. 292 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,603 Veni, vidi, vici. 293 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:07,440 - So I am not the first toxic man who's broken Rosie's heart? 294 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,442 - Oh, no. No, not at all. 295 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,710 [chuckles] 296 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,513 - So you're saying there's a pattern here. 297 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,217 And--and all of this is Rosie's fault? 298 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,718 - What? No. 299 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,453 - How dare you? 300 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,189 This is not my fault. You can't blame me. 301 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,392 - But this isn't Rosie's fault! 302 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,327 She just knowingly picks bad guys 303 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,097 who all end up screwing her over. 304 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,599 - Exactly my point. 305 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,067 Thank you for being my star witness, George. 306 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,237 I rest my case. 307 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,039 - George, how could you? 308 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,041 - No, I-- 309 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,110 I was framed like that painting! 310 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,712 That is a delightful piece. 311 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,414 Who--who's the artiste? 312 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,349 - Oh. 313 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,484 It's me. - Oh. [laughs] 314 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,219 - Sometimes the girls down the hall and I 315 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,522 go to a Paint and Sip Night. 316 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,590 - That's very interesting. Please tell me more, Paula. 317 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,226 - Wow, George. 318 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,665 I thought you were my friend. 319 00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:09,102 But obviously, you're just here for Josue, not me. 320 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,504 I need a moment. 321 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:19,512 - If you're interested, that painting is for sale. 322 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:23,116 - Nobody cares about your painting, Paula! 323 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,584 * * 324 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,090 [upbeat saxophone music] 325 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,558 - That was such a crazy night. 326 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,727 We partied till the sun came up! 327 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,762 - Whoo-hoo! [laughs] 328 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:40,200 - It never went down. It's 5:00 PM. 329 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,603 - That Molly messed my head up. 330 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,672 - Oh. [chuckles] 331 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:50,243 Molly Fitzpatrick. He has a crush on her. 332 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,746 Why'd you leave early? 333 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:57,384 - It's hard dancing to a song that's making fun of me. 334 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,387 - Even if it's to a dope beat? 335 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,422 Ha-ha. Wikki-wikki-wikki. 336 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:06,393 - Don't doughboy me right now. 337 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,431 - I'm sorry I hurt you. 338 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,433 I guess I just got caught up in sharing something 339 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:17,303 that I enjoy with Chance, and that never happens. 340 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,505 - What are you talking about? 341 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,439 You guys have fun together all the time. 342 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,742 - No, you guys always have fun together. 343 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,378 You build LEGOs and play video games 344 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,380 and race remote control cars. 345 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,848 - You can do that stuff, too. 346 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:32,886 - I don't want to. 347 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,555 This was the first time that Chance and I 348 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:40,360 liked the same thing, and it felt really good. 349 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,396 - I'm glad you guys connected. 350 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,131 I guess I was just worried that Chance was over 351 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,833 hanging out with me. 352 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,068 - Are you kidding? 353 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,705 The reason we used your voice is because Chance insisted. 354 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,274 He talks about his dad more than I talk 355 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:58,812 to my therapist about mine. 356 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,647 He's obsessed with you. 357 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,382 - Really? 358 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,152 - Just a skosh. 359 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,222 - OK. 360 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,524 You can doughboy me now. - Yay! 361 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,360 Wikki-wikki-wikki. 362 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,894 - Oh, hoo hoo! 363 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,364 [laughter] Come here. 364 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,766 * * 365 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,369 - What was that? I came here to support Rosie, 366 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,636 and you tricked me into making her look bad. 367 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,871 - Well, I'm sorry, George. 368 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,606 She's suing me, and I'm a very good lawyer. 369 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,310 What am I supposed to do? 370 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,878 - Make amends. 371 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,447 Recovery is about taking responsibility. 372 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,782 It's not about blaming others. 373 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,319 - [scoffing] That's so stupid. 374 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,687 Oh, not you. 375 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,457 I'm watching TikToks with no sound. 376 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,393 - I tried to apologize to Rosie. 377 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,529 I wrote her that letter, but it didn't work. 378 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,367 - She never read it. 379 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,903 - What? 380 00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,840 - You wanna be a good lawyer, or do you wanna be a good man? 381 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,679 - I'm ready to continue. 382 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:10,550 I had to go in my car and listen to Mariah sing "Hero." 383 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,952 Well, let's go. [clears throat] 384 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,858 - I would like to say something. 385 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:27,634 "Dear Rosie, I've been an addict for a long time. 386 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,936 "I let it ruin countless relationships, 387 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:35,241 "but never thought I needed help, until I lost you. 388 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,943 "That's when I realized I let my addiction 389 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:41,381 "take away the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 390 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:45,518 "Though I do not deserve your forgiveness, 391 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:49,255 "you still deserve my apology. 392 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,558 I'm sorry." 393 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:56,529 - That is one emotionally mature sex addict. 394 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,531 - Paula, I will give Rosie 395 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,800 whatever money she's asking for. 396 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:05,405 - I guess our relationship wasn't a waste of time 397 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,707 because it got you into recovery. 398 00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:11,544 Josue, I don't want your money. 399 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:20,487 - But we will take your car. 400 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,424 - As much as I really wanted to hurt you, 401 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,960 it's not going to help my healing. 402 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,029 So I choose to move on, 403 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:34,601 like the beautiful butterfly that I am. 404 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,771 - Thank you, Rosie. 405 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,373 - Well, now I feel like I should sue all of you 406 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,877 for wasting my damn time. 407 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,854 - Sorry for what I said about you, Rosie. 408 00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:58,024 - You should be. It was rude. 409 00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:01,494 But the worst part is that it was true. 410 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:07,000 When it comes to relationships, I can be un poquito toxica. 411 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,502 - Well, you know, sometimes holding a mirror up to yourself 412 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,371 can make you feel ugly. 413 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,474 But know that you'll always be beautiful to me. 414 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:17,077 - Liar. 415 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,612 I look hot. [chuckles] 416 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,948 Come on. I'll get you Chipotle. 417 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:22,882 - All right. 418 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:26,119 Before we go, I just gotta do one thing. 419 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,988 Go, go, go, go! Go! 420 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:33,588 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29153

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