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♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪

♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪

♪ Shaking it up with Living the life ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

♪ Krazy House ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

♪ Our home sweet home ♪

Krazy House is taped

in front of a live studio audience.

-Group hug, guys.

Come on.

Come on, guys.

Anyone?

Oh Angel, come on.

Come on.

Oh, who's a good girl?

Hey. You're a good girl. Whooh!

Oh, you want to pray to Jesus?

Oh.

Come on. Get in your bed, young lady.

Here we go.

A one, a two, a you know what to do.

♪ "Come thou long Expected Jesus" ♪

Bernie.

We gotta get this fixed.

We gotta get this fixed.

-Bernie?

-Yeah.

-Honey, please. The game starts in 20 minutes,

and I've still got a lot of work to do.

On a Sunday?

That's the day we celebrate the Lord.

-Ooh.

-Just one song.

-Honey, you know I've got to close that big

business deal tomorrow and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.

Sorry.

-Sarah, how about you?

Yeah, I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.

-Adam?

You love to sing with your dad, right?

-I hate the damn church!

Ooooohhhhh!

-Potty mouth, young man.

-Watch your potty mouth, young man.

-And I hate this sweater.

-Oh, Adam, took me six months to make that.

-Oh, gosh.

What a mess!

Oh! Gosh! What! A! Mess!

-Adam, you know your father is afraid of

everything that you throw at him. Right?

-So?

-So, you're grounded, young man.

Go to your room.

-Yes, Nintendo!

-And no video games.

-Aaawh.

Look out.

Yeah. Whooh.

All right.

♪ Come thou Long expected Jesus ♪

-Bernie, what have I told you about those things?

It's okay, darling.

Safety first.

Adam?

Hey.

You know I made this sweater

especially for you, right?

-You know the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.

Awwwww!

-Is that why you don't want to sing?

-It's 1990.

Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.

-Well, that's because you guys forgot

being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-cool.

Gimme five, duderino!

-You sing like a girl.

Oooh!

-What you working on?

-Nothing. Just science stuff.

-Hey... Adam.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on.

Hey, you know who was a great scientist?

God.

He created the earth in just six days

and then he took Sunday off. It's kind of neat, right?

-What about the theory of evolution?

Oooh!

-Why don't you put your science away

and go outside and play with your friends?

-What friends, Dad?

Awwwww!

-You put this away.

This stuff can be really dangerous.

I read a church newsletter about a guy-- What?

Cheese and rice!

Cheese and rice. That's a hot one.

Oh, cats and dogs.

Honey, get out of the way. I'm on fire.

Just one minute! I'm working over here...

Bernie, what the...?

-Cheese and rice!

-Hm, what do you think?

Yeah.

You're right, it needs a little bit longer.

-I'll clean all this up once they kick off.

Bernie...

I wanted to talk to you about something serious.

-Oh, sure.

Darn it.

Oh, it's hot!

Hot, hot, hot, hot.

Help! I can't...

-How many times have I told you

to take off those stupid things?

Okay, get my toolbox and turn the water off quickly.

-I don't know where they--

-In the fuse box.

Go!

There we go.

Can you find the lever?

-I-- yeah, I got it.

Then pull it!

-I did.

-What is going on here, young lady?

-Ow, Dad!

-I thought you and your mom talked about this?

-Mom?

You mean the woman we see once in a while?

Ooooohhhhh!

That's not nice.

Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.

-Dad, all the other girls in my school

already have boyfriends.

I need this.

-Bunch of other people-- ah, gosh darn.

Ah.

Your beauty comes from the inside.

You can find the right one at the right time.

God works in mysterious ways.

-Just look at me and your mom.

We bumped into each other at church camp

when Mom was just 26 years old.

I thought heaven was missing an angel.

Awwwww!

I mean, we... we literally bumped into each other,

by the way. I broke Mom's glasses,

and I've had to wear these things ever since.

Excuse me.

Eeeww!

Gross.

-I can't even whistle.

I can't. I can't do it, no matter how hard I try.

Take your time, Eager Beaver.

-Dad, don't call me that.

Oh, I don't think

swallowing bubblegum is healthy.

-Excuse me.

Find out who the heck is that.

On a Sunday.

Bernie!

-Yeah, I'm coming, honey.

Oh.

What can I do you for?

This 24 Lords Way?

-Oh. Oh, hang on there.

Hey, oh, hang on.

Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy,

she's overprotective.

Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?

She's had a... she had a hysterectomy,

but there we go.

Her body still thinks she can get pregnant.

She even produces milk. It's pretty weird...

Oooh.

-So, what can I help you guys with?

-My name Dmitri. He's my brother, Igor.

My father, Piotr.

-Oh, well, howdy, y'all.

-Our mom dead.

Oooh.

-Oh, I'm sorry.

-Cancer, in her face.

-That's not the good kind.

-We work to pay a big hospital bill.

-Yeah, we prefer not to work here

on the day of rest.

Oh, hey.

Oh.

Sorry. - Oooh.

-You call us when you have job, huh?

-Okay.

-Or when you need advice.

No problem.

-No. I will-- I will call you if I have a job or--

or need advice.

Bernie!

-Cheese and rice, honey.

Oh, hey.

It worked.

-What was it you wanted to

talk to me about, honey?

Awww.

-Hey, you want a hug?

Right there.

Little flag.

Got your favorite whistle.

-Dr. White's on the way.

Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation.

-I'll do it.

-It's fine.

Relax.

Hey, hmft.

Trust me.

Everything going to be just fine.

-I got your glasses.

Here we go.

I'll put 'em on your little... on your head.

Here we go.

Oh, first down of fun.

Awwww.

-Silly girl, that won't work.

-You're right.

Maybe I should.

- Hello. - Hey, Dmitri.

Hi, it's Bernie.

-Want to ask your advice, uh,

hang on, Dmitri.

-Oh, hey.

Dr. White to the rescue.

How you doing?

Whoa, go team!

So, how's my favorite patient doing today?

-No, no, that's sweet of you,

but please, no. Don't come over. I don't...

No. What got into you, girl?

They're good people. They're here to help.

Guys, no working on Sunday.

No problem! We fix quick!

-Cheese and rice, at least take your shoes off.

-Bernie! Who are--? Oh, I'm gonna get my tools.

-Jesus fucking Christ! You can't do that shit!

Goddamnit!

-Sorry to tell you this, Bernie.

Eva's got a serious case of burnout.

Awww.

-What... what exactly does that mean?

Well, for the time being,

one hundred percent rest.

No more work, no more stimulus.

-No. No!

-And most definitely no excessive noises.

-I got it.

This can't be happening.

My boss is already on my ass!

We have that deal we're gonna close with Holland tomorrow,

and I gotta watch my game.

And the damn...

- Okay. - ...faucet.

- Settle down.

Settle down. It's okay.

This is why women should stay in the kitchen.

Right. Well... good luck,

and remember what I said. One hundred percent rest, okay?

-I got it, Doc. -You got that?

-All under control.

Whoo!

Rest up, honey, and I'll call work.

I'll take care of everything.

-No.

-Ooh, ooh.

I'mma go see if I can save them apples.

-Oh, gosh. What a mess!

Oh, gosh! What a mess!

-We stopped water...

-That's great, but this is not what I wanted.

Ooohh...

-Violence is never the answer, sir.

Ooohh...

Sorry.

-Fine.

- I can't watch this. - I sorry, mister...

-Where are the Twinkles?

-Yo-- young man.

What did your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?

You want?

-How are we gonna resolve all this?

We fix. No problem.

Igor, get jack-hammer!

-No, no. Igor, don't get...

-Argh. Okay, fine. You can fix it.

Can I ask-- can we start tomorrow?

How about we just let it rest for today?

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

Kill them all!

-Big no.

-You guys ever heard the story of The Good Samaritan?

Tonight, guys, you are my guests.

Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen,

but please just keep the noise down.

My wife, she really, really needs her rest.

It's gonna be fine.

I just don't want those

communists near my babies.

-Come on, it's fine.

Listen, they're not bad people.

-They mean well.

It's gonna be fine.

-I just don't see you handling everything.

Ooohhh.

-I know what you need.

You need a distraction.

Ooohhh.

-Wow.

You like-- -No.

-Right.

I'm so sorry.

-Make it stop.

-Oh. Hey, I guess it stopped.

-Fix it, goddamnit!

-Come on, Bernie. You can do this.

You can do this.

Oh, Jesus.

Aaah, no!

Aah.

Guys!

Guys!

Oooohhh.

-It's two o'clock in the morning.

Now's not day of rest anymore.

So, we think we start early and then also finish early.

Yeah?

-It's good for wife.

Thank you.

-♪ Life is full of surprises ♪

♪ Each day, something new ♪ -Hey.

-♪ Doing the best we can ♪

♪ Is all we know how to do ♪

♪ You and me and the family ♪ - Hey, no touch.

-That's fine.

She is very, very sick, sir.

You can't just fire her for not coming in.

Oh, you-- you can.

-Did you talk to my boss?

-Not yet.

He's been kind of busy.

-You want?

-♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪

♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪

♪ Shaking it up, We're living the life ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

♪ Krazy House ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

♪ Our home sweet home ♪

Awwww...

What's going on here?

No, I said no more fooling around with this science stuff.

-Hey.

-You look more pretty than my niece.

Awwww.

-♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪

♪ Sticking together ♪

♪ Right down the line ♪ -Watch out, it's hot!

- Aaaahhh! - Oh!

-Take those fucking things off!

-Why are those commies still

tearing our house apart, Bernie?

-We follow water pipe.

-Oh, they're following the water pipe.

-Almost done.

And they're almost done.

-It's Easter.

Ain't it peaceful?

Hm.

What's that you say? You want a bit of bacon.

Don't... Oh!

Where is everybody?

Adam, Sarah, breakfast.

Guys?

Cheese and rice.

I did not realize you were making a poopy.

I'll give you a little more privacy.

Aaah.

Adam! Sarah!

We don't wanna be late for church!

And remember to put on your special sweaters.

-Hey, are... are you... are you...?

-Is that reefer?

-I got this letter in the mail.

Says here that I'm fired.

-I... I just...

I couldn't find the right time to tell you.

I'm so sorry.

-What the fuck?

-Open up. There you go. Good girl.

Yeah. You get some rest.

Come on, lie down.

There you go.

I'll just keep this before any more accidents happen.

Awwww...

-Half a pill, once a day.

No more.

This is strong stuff.

And whatever you do, do not mix this with alcohol.

-Oh, right.

Well, Eva doesn't drink, so that's not a problem.

-I've actually done it a couple of times myself,

you know? -Oh!

-It just knocks you out cold.

-So, remember what I said about the alcohol.

Make sure she gets her rest, okay?

Whatever it takes.

-Okay. Well, thank you, Doctor.

Goodbye and God bless.

-You want a hug?

You're getting a hug.

There we go.

There we go.

-Okay. -Okay.

Guys, Bernie Christian here.

I think it's best if we postpone the whole operation.

It's not you, guys.

My wife, just with the noise and the dust...

-Are you all right?

-It's with a very heavy heart, guys,

that I'm gonna have to ask y'all to leave.

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

-Did you guys just hear that?

One second.

Kill them all.

-Ow!

Kill them all.

-Heavenly Father, thank You for Your guidance.

Forgive me for getting ahead of Your plans.

Help me know when to stop and listen for Your direction...

Ouch!

-Bernie Christian.

-Jesus Christ.

How is this even poss--

-Speak, my son.

Speak!

-Yes, sir.

I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what to do.

I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.

Say no more, Bernie Christian.

Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.

-Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus.

What I don't understand, though...

Jesus?

Jesus?

Jesus?

God.

- Where are we going? - Here we go.

Here we go. -Where are you taking me?

-Peace and quiet's on the way.

What?

No, I don't want to go!

-Stay calm.

Dad?

Dad?

I don't feel so good.

-Yeah, I think I'm just gonna stay here

and hang out with Igor a little bit.

-No, with us out of the way,

Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.

The sooner we get back to normal, the better,

so we're gonna go visit Aunt Mary.

Isn't that great?

-That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.

-Well, I think...

-God damn! Fucking Christ!

God fucking damn it!

Mom, stop it! Mom!

Hey, look what you're doing, Dad!

Fuck.

-I'm staying, okay.

-Dad, what's wrong with me?

-I don't know.

Guys, us Christians have to stick together.

If we do that, everything's gonna be just fine.

Just gonna check on the Christian family.

It's probably nothing.

-I promise.

-Hey there, folks.

Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?

-Well...

Is everything going okay in here?

Thought I heard maybe...

Ah!

He just shot Officer Jack.

-You were going to move me out of my own house

for a couple of workers?

- What, um...? - Your sick wife?

How could you fucking do that?

Hey!

Shut up your face. Take tool and work.

-Work?

-We leave when we find it.

-Find... find what?

-Aah!

I can't take it anymore.

Just put your shoulder into it, honey.

I'm sure Piotr will find what he needs real soon.

-No, Bernie. I can't do us anymore.

-Why--? Why?

-I don't love you anymore, Bernie.

I think I'm pregnant.

-But... it is not possible.

-But I really think so.

Eve?

-Eva!

No, no, no, no.

It's fine. It's fine.

She just needs one of these.

- Work! - Sure.

-Open.

-Piotr, are you okay?

-Piotr, are you okay?

What?

What, he...?

He seemed sick.

Angel, no! Angel!

-Let him.

-Smells.

- Smells what? - Dog.

- Smells-- - Dog.

Up.

Biro, up!

Biro!

Up!

Hey!

-Faster!

Jesus.

Oh, Jesus, thank God.

Thank God, why is all this happening?

-The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.

-He does. He really does.

Feels like I failed you,

but I thought I did everything right.

I tried to be a good Christian.

I mean, the best.

I put you first even... even before my own family,

if I'm being honest.

So, please tell me Lord, why do they suffer so now?

-I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.

I am the answer to your problems.

-Thank you. Thank you, Jesus.

Who... what was the answer?

-I am.

God created me as the answer to all problems.

-Oh, right.

I still don't get it.

What do you-- what do you mean exactly?

-We need to come to the sanctuary of God

to get all of our answers.

Sanctuary of God is in your spirit

and in the church.

-Right. Yeah, we go there every Sunday.

I-- I never missed a service before today.

So?

-Well, you need to turn to your spirit.

-My wife doesn't love me anymore.

My daughter's having premarital sex,

and my son is a junkie. How do you explain that?

-You need to turn to your spirit--

-Bullshit.

Bullshit!

-And experience the division--

Can't you just give me

a straight goddamn answer?

I didn't mean to say-- please don't go, Jesus.

Jesus! - Work!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Open up.

This is the police. Open up.

Hey.

Open up right now.

Hello?

Okay, last chance.

Open the door and come out with your hands up.

This is Officer Johnson checking in.

There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christians.

There's a lot of blood on the front door,

but nobody seems to be home.

We're going to check out the neighborhood.

-No! Help us!

Shots fired. Shots fired.

I need backup now.

-No touch.

-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Is everybody okay in there?

-Ow.

I said, is everybody okay in there?

Well, don't worry,

backup is on the way.

Come here, fucking pig!

-We're never gonna make it out of here alive.

Shoot you in the vest!

-Never, never, never, never, never.

Kill them all.

-Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.

Thank you.

-What? Fuck.

-I'm sorry, sir.

I'm so sorry, sir. Please. I'm sorry.

-No touch vodka.

Never.

Come on. We got to get up.

Here we go.

Come on. Here we go.

Okay.

Okay.

Here we go.

Why don't you start tying sheets together, okay?

Oh, gosh darn, that's a splinter.

Dad? What are you doing?

-I'm getting us out of here, sweetheart.

That... that's still in there.

Um... where are my pills? Has anybody see my pills?

-I think you've had enough pills...

Dad, is this normal?

I don't know, sweetheart.

Can you ask Mom?

Mom's not here, Dad.

She's never here, and if I ask you,

you just quote that stupid book.

You guys are useless.

-Adam, what's going on here?

-You don't even care how I feel.

You talk more to Jesus than your own son.

-Sweetheart, can you help me?

-No, goddamnit. Who takes care of all of us?

- Oh, well. - I think we--

we both have our roles. - I'm gonna see

if Dmitri's okay.

-No! Sarah, please.

Have you guys gone crazy?

Hey.

Don't...

Just give me the pills back.

-Aaah.

Y'all gone crazy?

Kill them all.

This is not how you were raised,

Bernie Christian.

Kill them all.

Let all bitterness and wrath

and anger be set aside.

Kill them all.

Be kind to one another.

Kill them all.

Tenderhearted.

Kill them all.

Forgiving.

Kill them all.

As God in Christ forgave you.

Piotr.

I forgive you.

-Igor, I... I wasn't...

You must give son,

not fuck son.

-Come.

-That's a good girl.

That's a good dog.

-Just rat?

-Just a rat.

-No!

This is the F.B.I.

Open up, asshole!

-Fuck, F.B.I.!

Go, or I shoot this mother bitch in face!

-Suck dick, fucking sons of fucks!

Take cover! Take cover!

-My father not go back jail!

Stay calm, guys.

We're just here to help. Is anyone hurt?

-I let hostage go, you give airplane Russia!

Stay calm.

-If no, I shoot hostage dead.

I start with this whore.

No, guys.

Take cover!

Hold your fire. Stay calm in there, guys.

-You have one hour, asshole guy!

-You're leaving?

-Shut face, dirty slut.

We go back to motherland. With the whole family.

I love you. So, I wanna come with you.

No!

-Adam?

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck, go on. Go on.

Please, go on.

Fuck, fuck. Fuck! Come on.

Hey.

Why do you listen to your dad?

He hates you, man.

-I sorry I kiss you.

I think we have something special

after we smoked high together.

- Oh, fuck.

That's okay... I was...

I was just looking for something else, you know.

When's the alien coming back?

-He never come back.

I only saw him one time. First time I got high.

He never come back. I sorry.

-No.

No.

-I just want to make Papa proud.

I just want to make Papa proud.

I can't.

-You commie son of a bitch.

-Ah.

-Aah!

Ah.

Put your hands up.

-Hands up, asshole!

She's dead.

-No, you fuck!

Look at me.

Fucking look at me!

You know the cop you just killed?

He was my partner.

-All pigs deserve to die.

-You fuck!

Janssen? No!

You communist cop killer fuck!

No, he's not worth it!

-He fucking killed Winslow!

He's not worth it!

I'll be waiting for you.

I fucking promise!

-You sick fuck.

-Nadia must be not alone in cemetery.

Family be together.

Nadia.

-Eve? Darling?

Eve!

-Mom? -Shut up, woman!

-Oh!

Eve, no!

-No! Stop!

- No! - Piotr, no! Ow!

- Eve! - Bernie!

Bernie!

No!

Piotr, stop!

It's all right.

I get it.

You can only do so much, right?

Right?

-Ah, yes.

-I devoted my whole life to you.

I know.

I... sure... I... maybe I took it a little bit too far

once or twice but...

I needed you to stay sane.

You get that, right?

-There's so many of you.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every

single one of you, but I can't--

- Can't do everything for everyone.

Yeah. I mean, I get it. I get that.

That'd be crazy.

You're not Santa Claus.

You guys got a lot on your plate with...

birth control and homosexuals. Pedophiles.

Yes, absolutely.

There is a lot to unpack there.

There is a lot to unpack.

-Yes.

-There's a lot to unpack.

I'm working it.

I'm doing my best, son.

-And that's all a man can do.

That's all a man can do.

-Amen, right.

- Amen.

I wanna thank you for giving me a little bit of time on my own.

I needed some time to think, just to work a few things out,

so thank you, Jesus.

-Nah. No, don't thank me.

I'm... I'm sorry.

I should have been there for you,

and I hope you can forgive me for that.

-Hey, I forgive you.

-Thank you, Bernie.

-You're welcome.

Hey, you gonna use your magic...

Help me off of this thing.

-Yeah, that's right. You know, trust me,

it's bad for your lower back after a little while.

You wanna be-- - Ah!

Ah!!

-Fuck you, Jesus Christ.

No. No!

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

Kill... them... all.

No! No!

-Hello, love.

-Hi, Bernie.

Shit!

-You little prick.

-No!

Are the hostages okay?

Are the hostages okay?

Does anyone need medical attention?

Medical attention, no.

All right, stay calm.

Stay calm. We've got it.

There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.

The tank is full, and we already notified the airport.

-And airplane? Asshole guy?

Working on it, as we speak.

All right, guys, what do you think?

What do you think?

-We hear you fuckers!

We go outside! You go back!

-Hey, you, come with us.

Go! Go!

Go! - Why?

Why do you need us to come? You already have what you want.

-You think we trust asshole FBI.

Of course not, stupid.

You are insurance.

Let's go, Momma.

Go!

Ah, shut the fuck up in the face.

We go. We go.

- No, no!

- No, Mom! - No!

-Fuck!

You want stay?

You can stay. No problem.

Forever.

Papa, no.

He's right.

My family is staying right the fuck where they are.

-Noooo!

Scieeeeence Mothafuckaaaaas!

-Mom.

-Hi, baby.

Baby. Baby.

-He's dead. He's dead.

Dad's dead.

He died for our sins.

-We gotta go.

We have to get out of here.

-Yeah.

-That's what he would've wanted. Come on.

Christians,

we're here to get you out.

Come over here, please.

Look.

Mom.

It's over. It's all over.

Come.

Calm down, sir.

Let the hostages go.

Fuck you!

The fuck.

-They're too many.

Don't do it, sir.

-Bernard.

-Let it be known on this day,

Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead.

It's Easter, motherfuckers.

And I'm the motherfucking Easter Bunny.

Now get the fuck out of my house!

-You destroy me family, you motherfuck!

Shots fired! Shots fired!

Take cover!

Man down.

-Papa.

-Aaaahhh!

-Help!

Easy there, Piotr.

I've waited such a long time for this.

By escaping prison, you made it so much easier for me.

'Cause here you are.

So, thanks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've killed your wife.

Comes with the territory, right?

But Officer Winslow was a good man.

True American.

Real family man, you know.

With such a cheerful wife.

She blamed me for his death.

And she was right.

I should have protected him.

He was my partner.

My best friend.

My family.

-It's not my problem.

No, you're right, it's not.

I'm just here to keep my promise.

And what do you know, no more colleagues left to stop me--

I don't think the police can help.

This is a family matter.

Down.

-Fuck you.

Only couple weeks left.

No doctor, no can help.

Only wanted to die motherland.

The rest of family grave.

There's all family together.

-Oh.

Hello.

See you around, buddy.

What's that you say?

You missed him.

-No, no.

Bernard, no.

No. Bernard. -Here we go.

- No.

-So sorry for everything, honey.

-Oh. I'm sorry too, darling.

I love you.

Help.

-Jesus is inside you now.

-What's with the accent?

-I have absolutely no idea.

-It's hot.

Ooh la-la-la.

Aaaahh!

-Adam, no!

Aaaahh!

Aaaahh! Oh, God!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, motherfucker!

-Fucking hell.

Oh, fuck.

-Relax, breathe.

-No. Fuck off, asshole!

-I so sorry, Sarah.

I'm so sorry I hit you.

I-- see, I not know better.

Because I was raised Russian way.

-I will change.

I can change for you.

Yes?

I'm not like Papa.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go.

Feel better?

Hey, you feel better?

-Hey. -Hey.

-Yes, good! Let it out!

-Yes, Sarah. You're so pretty.

Breathe.

You can do.

Go on, yes.

Yes, Sarah.

-Missed you.

-I missed you too, buddy.

I missed you too.

-Hey, hey.

Oh, fuck.

You can do, Sarah.

You can do, Sarah.

Go on, yes.

Whoo, breathe.

Hey.

Hi. Oh.

-Beautiful. -Oh.

like her mother.

-Congratulations. I'm so proud of you.

And you.

You better take good care of them both.

-I promise... Papa.

-Seriously, 'cause if you fuck this up,

I'm gonna kill you.

She looks just like my Eager Beaver.

-Oh, I love you, Dad.

-My granddaughter.

Excuse me one second.

-Family is the most important...

Aghhh!

Christians!

Hmmm.

Oh gosh, what a mess.

You guys,

you are the most important thing in my life.

Nothing should be more important.

Not... experimenting with science.

Boys.

Or work.

-Or this fucking guy.

Look, I'm never gonna give you up.

I'm never gonna let you down.

-Are-- are you quoting Rick Astley?

-Nope.

-Mom, are you okay?

Mom!

Just watch.

Wow.

Nature sure is a beautiful thing.

Excuse me.

Hey.

Lovely job, darling.

Oh, fucking hell. Oh, God.

-Hey, baby.

-Aww! Hi, darling.

-♪ Life is full of surprises ♪

Oh.

-♪ Each day something new ♪

♪ Doing the best we can Is all we know how to do ♪

-Hey, come on. Come on.

-♪ You and me and the family ♪

-You're part of this crazy house now.

-♪ We may be do things A little bit differently ♪

♪ Let the neighbors talk ♪

♪ It doesn't matter much to me ♪

♪ We'll still be here Another year ♪

♪ Cause I know our love Will see us through ♪

♪ Oh we might not Quite fit the mold ♪

♪ But we always Find the smile ♪

♪ To share And the hand to hold ♪

♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪

♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪

♪ Shaking it up We're living the life ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

♪ Krazy House ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

♪ Our home sweet home ♪

-♪ All our dreams intertwining Under one roof ♪

♪ Anything is possible ♪

♪ I guess we're living proof ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ It's safe to say ♪ - Sorry.

-♪ Our crazy love Will find a way ♪

♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪

♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪

♪ Shaking it up We're living the life ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪

♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪

♪ Shaking it up We're living the life ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

-♪ Krazy House ♪

♪ It's a Krazy House ♪

♪ Our home sweet home ♪

Yay!

Jesus.