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C'mon, it's this way.

That's the entrance.

-To what exactly? -You'll see.

♪ And now I'd like to pass the mic

Did you guys hear that?

Yeah, that's the sound of us wasting our Friday night.

I'm serious. Are you sure no one's here?

Hmm… No one alive.

Thanks. That's reassuring.

Okay. This is the room where they supposedly put people

through all sorts of weird medical experiments.

What, like giving a guy two brains?

No. Worse. They all died.

It's been haunted ever since. Ooh...

Okay, Mulder, I'm not buying it.

Anyway, I don't think this whole "dare thing" is such a good idea anymore.

For someone not buying it, you seem really scared.

I'm not scared. I just like to sleep naked,

and I'm worried it could get a little awkward.

Look, why don't we just leave and say we slept over? Who's gonna know?

Everybody. That's why we brought her.

Ha. Ha.

You're recording all this, right?

Yup.

-Stink! -You ass!

-I'm sorry, Matty. -Come on!

Just one second.

I can't believe you followed us here.

- Mom's gonna blame this on me. - Mom won't know!

She will if you don't go home. Now!

- You were scared. - Shut up.

You were scared. I saw the look on your...

Guys...

What is that?

Whoa...

Sorry about that, guys.

Yo, yo, check this out. This thing still has power.

I wonder what it does.

What the hell?

What is that?

What is this stuff?

All right. Dare's over. We're leaving.

Hey, what is that sound?

It's getting louder.

Matty. Matty. Matty, your face.

We really are far from New York.

Brooklyn is still New York, Cece.

"Brooklyn is still New York, Cece."

Yeah, it literally-- it literally--

Doing that voice doesn't make this not New York.

It also doesn't make this subway any less gross.

I need more kombucha.

You're such a snob, dude.

No, Devin, I am honest.

And Gravesend isn't even, like, "cool Brooklyn," okay?

We had to leave our apartment behind

with parties, and friends, and, like, everything

that actually happens, you know? There's Dad.

-Hey, guys. -Hey, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

-There she is. Hi. -Hi.

-Hey, buddy. Hey. -Hey, Dad. How are you?

Best summer ever. Already twinning.

-That's not how you use that. -We are twins.

That's totally how you use that.

You know, we could've just, like, walked.

The house is, like, three blocks from here, isn't it?

I know, but, uh, I was excited to see you guys.

It's been a minute, right?

Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey. Get in on the sidewalk side, okay? Safer.

Okay.

Okay.

Really fed up with this guy.

Dude, what?

Trey, you're-- you're in my driveway again.

All right? I thought I made it clear you can't do that. All right?

It... It's not just me. It's the law.

Your mom always let me park there, though. So, like...

That's 'cause my mom didn't have a car,

so you weren't blocking anything.

And she has dementia, Trey.

Look, I really don't want to have to talk to your father.

Yeah. Fine. All right. Got you.

His dad should just let him park in his driveway.

Yeah, who is that?

That's Joe Junior's kid. Joe the Third.

Wait. So his name is Joe Junior, Jr.?

God, we really are a long way from home.

Here we are. Welcome back.

Oh, since I, uh...

since I moved Grandma into the home,

I've been going through all her stuff, you know, uh, sorting, organizing.

Mostly throwing away?

Uh, yeah, that-- that, too.

Guys, I...

I've been really looking forward to your aunt's brain surgery.

No, I mean, be-- I meant because that's when

you guys would be coming here for a while.

- Okay. - Anyway, um, I...

I got your bedrooms upstairs with futons.

Uh, they're pretty much the same, just one's a little more, uh, zebra-y.

Oh, fun. Devin will take that one. He loves zebras.

Uh, guys, I, uh...

I want you to have a really fun and also safe summer out here.

And honestly, I-- I only have one rule.

Oh, uh, apart from the list of rules

I put in your informational packets.

That's lovely. Thank you.

What-- What... What rule is that?

Stay out of the basement.

What do you got in the basement?

Just be careful right here. There's no railing.

Okay, Dad.

- Oh.... Wow. - This is cool.

Yeah, staying out of here won't be a problem at all.

Hey, come here.

So, uh, I can't talk about it quite yet, but...

I may have stumbled upon a new totipotent embryophyte

that could rock the botany world.

The botany world can be rocked?

In certain circumstances, yeah.

- Yeah, it absolutely can be. - Oh.

I mean, "rocked" may not be accurate.

More like, uh, "disrupt."

Cool.

Don't touch it! Dev...

-Jeez. -God.

Guys, guys... no touching.

-Okay. -Okay.

I'm sorry. It's just--

There's no-- There's no touching.

Okay. Yup.

-You know what? It doesn't... Come here. -Okay.

- Guys, I'm just... Come here. Oh... - Ah...

Here we are, together again. Just the three of us.

Yeah, we're like, uh, Brunfels, Fuchs, and Bock.

-Who? -Yeah.

The fathers of botany.

-You know this. You... -Oh, right. So sorry.

-Cece. -Uh, I'm starving, actually.

-Okay. Uh, well, why don't... -Yeah.

Hey, you know what?

Let's go out to dinner to celebrate.

-Okay. Sure. -Yeah? I know a great place.

Well, it's a convenient place.

Yeah

Dev.

Devin.

- No-- Get-- - Ah. Right.

So, Cec, you're starting debate camp Monday in the city?

Yup.

-You're looking forward to it? -Yup.

And you'll be taking the train every day to the city?

Yup.

Right. So, in that packet that I gave you earlier,

uh, you'll find your very own personal stun gun.

Yeah.

Um... Read the instructions carefully.

Technically, you're a minor, so you're not allowed.

But as your dad, I'd rather be safe than sorry.

Anyway, it's-- it's amazing. You got in.

I'm really proud of you.

And I used to love camp. You're gonna have fun.

Fun? No, no, let's be clear.

Debate camp isn't fun.

It's a room full of the smartest people

telling you you're wrong.

It's... It's intense, but it-- it's my thing,

and I have to have a thing if I want to get into college.

No, but isn't like the whole point of college,

right, like to figure out your thing

and then graduate with an extreme amount of debt?

No, no. That's how it used to be.

Now, you have to figure out your thing to even get into college,

and once you're there, you pivot to a new thing.

I don't even know why I have to explain this to you guys.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Okay.

-You okay? -I don't know.

I mean, she's just been in a mood for, like... ...seventeen years.

How about you? How you doing?

Everything's coo'.

I mean, given everything that happened...

I-- I said-- I said I'm coo', you know?

Dev, you got suspended for fighting, okay?

-That isn't "coo." -Okay, that guy started it.

Yeah, that doesn't mean you have to finish it.

You gotta learn, sometimes it's okay to back down.

Anyway, everything here is pretty good.

I just wouldn't get the sushi.

Anthony. Plant Man.

Hey, CJ. Guess what?

These are my kids, Cecilia and Devin.

Oh, the twins, yeah.

Uh, CJ's working for his parents this summer.

Yeah, actually, Dev,

maybe... maybe you can get a job here, too.

-W-- Why? -Okay.

Boy, where have you been?

People have been calling and complaining about late food all day.

Yeah, I think that the Q train was, like, shut down

or something. The streets were butts to nuts

from here to Red Hook.

Mm-hmm. Then why was my Google Map green all over?

That's valid, Gwen.

-Thank you, Anthony. -Yeah.

Bro, you do not want to work here. Management sucks.

- I heard that. - Good.

Bye, Gwen.

Oh, hey, a bunch of us are gonna be at the park tomorrow.

Y'all should definitely slide through.

-Yeah, sounds good. -All right, I'll see you there.

What... Did he just eat an egg roll

-out of that delivery bag? -Yeah, he literally is eating...

Oh, my God. He's not allowed to do that.

I loved them.

Wait for me inside, okay, guys?

Okay.

Hey... Joe Junior stopped by the station today

to file a harassment complaint on behalf of his son.

A harassment com...

Trey's been blocking my driveway.

Apparently, he had an arrangement

-with your mom. -Oh, that...

I'm-- I'm sorry, by the way.

She's not dead.

I know. I didn't...

Look, I, uh... Just-- Just here as a courtesy.

I'll-- I'll talk to Joe Junior, calm things down.

But watch out for him.

He's... He's big on conspiracy theories,

thinks they're putting 5G in the water and aliens are real.

So I just want you to take precaution.

Okay. Thank you. I'm-- I'm fine.

Okay. Well, look, that's actually not the only reason I came.

When I heard you were back in town, I pulled some strings.

We finally processed the request

for your brother's things. This is all I could get.

Only took you thirty years.

I'm sorry, Stink.

I hate that nickname, Jen.

Old habit.

Look, I-- I've been thinking a lot about that night.

Listen, I, uh... I should go. Twins are here.

Oh, shoot. He's coming.

What is that, Dad?

My brother's clothes from the night he died.

Stink!

Sorry, Matty.

I can't believe you followed us here.

Mom's gonna blame this on me.

Mom won't know!

Yeah, I... I did. I got her a stun gun.

Look, I'm not the one who signed her up for debate camp in the city.

Look, it's the kind of thing I just think you should discuss

with a co-parent, because that's what we are.

"Co," Latin for "join, jointly, together."

Not-- What?

No-- That's because I--

I put my entire career on hold

so I could take care of my mother who's got dementia, Tori.

It's not like I'm on vacation.

Why, do you... do you have a job?

Or are you still living off your parents' money?

No, don't--

Hey.

Don't worry. We can't get divorced twice.

That's a relief.

Look, sometimes I forget your mom wants

the same thing for you guys that I do.

It's just a different way of getting there.

Oh, what is that smell?

I made you guys breakfast. Waffles.

-I'm... I'm not hungry. -Yeah, me neither.

Wow.

I mean, Dad, thank you, but no thanks.

Uh, I'm going to the pharmacy to get some bath products

that don't contain lead. Bye.

I'm gonna come with you, actually. Um...

Dude.

I-- I'm sorry, Dad. I... I... I...

I'll-- I'll see you soon.

Look, you gotta eat.

I'll save them.

Oka-- I'll save them.

I'm not gonna save them.

Okay, which, like, uh, styling product

says that, like, I care, but not, like, too much, right?

And what-- what kind of conditioner do I need?

Do I need conditioner? And-- and-- and soap, right?

I-- I-- I never even realized what kind of soap we had.

Is it just... Is it just called soap? Like...

No, of course you didn't. Devin...

-Uh-huh. -We're going to the park to, like...

-Yeah? -...hang out.

'Kay? This isn't the Met Gala.

-Uh-huh. -You're acting all weird 'cause you think

-Frankie might be there. Aw. -No, listen, I'm...

I'm attracted to Frankie,

and I believe that she's still going to be attracted to me.

Devin, the last time you saw her, you were, like, in eighth grade.

S-- So? There-- there-- there was... Come on.

Devin, okay, fine. Word of advice, don't...

overuse the word "bussin' " around her. 'Kay?

Nobody says it anymore.

Buss-- Bussin's cool. I-- It's retro.

No, not in a good way.

Okay, fine. I'm not gonna say-- I'm not gonna use it.

No. No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not.

You get out of here. Out. Now.

No, lady, come on. I just, I just need an Advil.

-Okay? Just-- -I don't care. Get out.

That-- You know, that's discrimination.

So... Yeah, I'm... I'm going live.

Going live right now.

This lady is discriminating against me.

No. I'm going live. I can "live."

Oh, um, yeah. You know what?

That's fine. That's good. I'm good with that.

-I'm-- I'm gonna go. -Good.

My bad. You don't want criminals in your store, right?

- Yeah, I get it. - That's right. Go.

-Oh, wow. -Wow.

Hey, do you think, like, a, um, a twenty-year-old bottle

of Hungarian baby shampoo is good?

-'Cause in Europe... -Devin...

- Oh... - ...that probably has chemicals in it.

Put it down.

This is, uh... cool?

I wouldn't go that far.

Devvey! C-squared!

-They're not our nicknames. -No one calls us that.

Devin? Oh my God, Cece!

-Wait, Frankie! Oh my gosh. Hi! -Hi!

-Hi, hi! -Hi.

I didn't know you guys were here.

Uh, yeah, we, uh, uh, we're-- we're here.

Yeah, I, uh, we're here. I'm-- I'm-- I'm here.

Uh, they're-- they're here.

Yes, Devin, we're all here. These are undeniable facts.

Well, I am so glad that you guys are here.

Yeah, it's... You know, it's bussin' out here

in Gravesend, you know? So bussin'.

Yeah, I guess it is.

I'm gonna go somewhere else... and so are you.

Your brother has no game. It's impressive.

Um, so... It's, uh, been a while.

Um, yeah, yeah. Uh, I mean, I follow you on TikTok.

You've gotten, like, good at knitting.

Oh, do you-- Do you watch those videos?

Well, yeah, I mean, not in, like, a weird way.

-I just mean like... you know. -No, I know, I know, I just...

I always forget that people can see them sometimes.

Did you make that sweater?

Yeah, I did, actually.

I spend a lot of time knitting, it's a problem.

What's up, babe?

-Whoa. -You're my neighbor.

-Yeah. -You're my neighbor. Yeah, yeah.

-Um... -Your neighbor.

Planthony's kid, right?

Yeah, I am. Um, uh, that's funny.

You... took my dad's profession, and you, uh, combined it with his name.

Um, Devin, this is... this is my boyfriend, Trey.

-He's in college. -College.

Wow, great. Great stuff. I wouldn't have guessed that.

-You look so young. -Um, this is my buddy, Devin.

We go, like, way back.

Oh, your buddy Devin. Cool. I didn't know you two...

you two knew each other like that.

-Yeah. -Do you, uh...

Do you knit, too, bro?

Bussin'.

I like your lip gloss.

My mom says you're not supposed to share makeup.

You know, germs.

Yeah. Yeah, you know,

my mom says you're not supposed to, uh, steal.

You know, laws.

- Hi. - Hey.

Um...

would you want to get out of here?

Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Hey, hey, hey, guys. There you are.

-Hey. -My new best friends, the coolest twins

since The Shining. Yeah?

Oh, speaking of which... I have a great idea.

Uh-huh.

We gotta go and talk about that family history.

-Wait, what? -What do you mean?

-No, no, no. We actually-- -It's gonna be great. Come on.

-That is not a great idea. -No, dude, just try it.

-It doesn't even mean anything. -It does mean something.

Who's gonna even wanna hear about that?

What's good, what's good. Hey. So, did you guys know

that Devin and Cece's uncle was one of the kids

-that went missing in 1994? -Yes.

Ooh. Full of surprises, aren't you?

Yeah, of course. I mean,

that story gave me nightmares when I was younger.

That place is seriously haunted.

Wait, so what was the real deal?

I mean, we don't... we don't know.

We don't spend a lot of time thinking about

-how our uncle tragically died. -They slept over on a dare.

And they were killed by ghosts?

No, nobody knows what happened.

Okay, I mean, they were probably not killed by ghosts.

Wait, wait, I'm sorry.

So, you're saying that you're not scared of this place?

No.

Why don't you, um... Why don't you prove it?

Okay.

Okay.

All righty.

You just got bolt cutters, like, in your trunk?

Yeah, I got bolt cutters, bro. Who doesn't?

Go, Gravesend.

So what's the real deal with this place?

Well, the legend is the military did creepy medical experiments here.

And what's with all the lights?

They, uh, they put in all the security after what happened.

So no other kids die.

How do you know all that?

There's this, uh, 20/20 episode on YouTube from the '90s that tells about it.

Interviewed my dad, actually, which is... pretty cool.

- There it is. - Alert the media.

The room where it all happened...

is at the end of that tunnel.

It's not too late to back out.

You can just go home.

Tell yourself-- Ooh... All right.

Hey, hey, bro, you don't have to do this...

is what I'm supposed to tell you,

but actually, I'm really excited that you're doing this, man,

'cause this is gonna be cool. Good luck, man. Come on.

Are you serious? Don't dap him up.

You're really not helping.

Look, Devin,

this isn't the way to impress a girl.

I mean, she looks pretty impressed right now.

-Okay... -And listen, I'm not going to let

Joe Junior Jr. get the better of me, okay?

-Okay, Devin... -What?

Let it go. It's not-- You don't have to do this.

Okay, Cece, it's a room, and it's a tunnel,

and I'm gonna walk right in, I'm gonna take a few pictures,

and I'm gonna come right back out. Okay?

Okay, I-- I do not approve of this, just so you know,

but just be safe.

Thanks a lot.

Uh, okay, I'm gonna... take a photo of this.

Then we're gonna get outta here.

I can't believe he, like, actually went in there.

That's, like... really brave.

Ooh, yeah, let's talk more about that.

So, are you guys gonna be here, like, all summer?

Yeah, yeah, until August.

Just like that first summer when you and Devin became besties.

You know you were his first kiss, right?

Um...

See that?

Sorry.

Why don't we spice things up, Devin?

Oh!

Guys?

Uh...

What? Uh...

Trey! Trey! Turn the lights back on!

I think I blew the main transformer.

- Yeah! - Did you go to college for this?

-Comments are closed, Alex. -Mm-hmm.

-What? -You know what.

Devin?

Devin, are you okay?

Devin! Oh my gosh. Come here.

Come here. Devin...

You're okay. Come on, Devin.

You're okay. Come on.

Oh, my God.

-Uh, he's okay, right? -I don't know.

He doesn't look okay.

I, uh, think I fell or something.

Multiple times? On your face?

Oh, my God. Devin, your eyes.

Hey, uh... Yeah, I think... I think it's, like...

-like oil or something. -Okay, yeah, no.

Uh, no reason, but I think we should go.

-Like, right now. -Yeah.

-Right, come on. -Let's go.

- Where… are we going? - It's okay. It's okay.

Are you sure you don't want a hand?

Hey, Dev. How are you feeling?

You still don't remember anything?

I-- I mean, I remember

going into the tunnel, and then, that's it.

I-- I mean, it all goes black.

-Wh-- Why are you making that face? -It was really scary, Dev.

Like, you really, really scared me.

O-- O-- Okay, I'm-- I'm sorry?

Are you? 'Cause I'm sick of you doing stuff like this.

-What are you trying to prove? -I just said that I'm sorry!

Like, what-- I'm sorry that we are not all

straight-A debate students bound for Brown with our whole lives figured out.

-Calm down. -And...

Hey, guys. The, uh... The home called.

Uh, your grandma had a really rough night, um,

so I gotta go over there. Actually, you guys should come.

Uh, it would mean a lot to her.

Oh, no can do. Sorry. First day of debate camp.

Right. Good luck.

-Thanks. So that's on you. -You-- What are you talking about?

- Bye. Go. I'm not. You go. - You-- you-- you-- you-- s...

Okay.

So...

I'll go.

Thanks.

Hey, Cameron. Hey. Where is she?

She's in the lobby. It started in the middle of the night.

Matty, Matty, Matty. Oh, my God.

- Matty. Matty! - Mom! Hey, Mom.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, come here. You-- You gotta calm down.

-We have to find Matty, Anthony. -No, no, no.

Hey, Ma. Matty... Mom. Matty's gone.

-You-- You know that. -No, he's not.

Mom. Mom, remember? Remember?

Hey. The fort on the water...

They drowned. Matty drowned. That was the only explanation.

No! Matty was the best swimmer. The best swimmer.

We have to find him!

Hey, okay. Okay. I will. I promise. You just...

You gotta calm down now, Mom.

Come here.

Hey, just... just breathe in...

...breathe out.

Okay. Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

You're gonna be okay. Okay? I promise.

Anthony.

Yeah.

I love you, Mom.

I love you too.

I got a surprise for you.

Hey, Grandma, it's me. It's, uh, Devin.

It's, um... uh, or, uh, Michael Devin, technically.

Um... I mean, or, you know, whatever name you-- you-- you think works.

Devin.

Yeah. Good choice.

It's okay. She's fine now.

It's okay. It passed. Yeah. This happens, you know?

This... It's just the way it is.

Mr. Brewer, the doctor would like to speak with you.

Uh, stay with her, okay?

Just like alone?

Yeah, she's your grandmother. She won't bite.

Hi.

Hi.

Nice paintings.

Matty! Matty!

-Stop! What are you-- I'm Devin! -You smell like Matty.

You smell like Matty.

I can smell Matty. I can smell him!

It's all her fault. Don't you see?

-It's all her fault. -Hey, hey, it's okay.

I've got her from here. Hey.

Just relax, Naomi.

Just try to calm yourself. Everything's fine.

Everything's fine.

Matty...

Can you turn the TV off?

Yeah, it's just I've never seen her that upset before.

As dementia progresses,

they sometimes get angry and lash out.

I would like to do a series of tests. Can you stick around?

Yeah, of course.

Sorry, buddy. It's gonna be a while.

Um, Dad, why, uh... Why was, uh...

Why was Grandma just going on about Uncle Matty still being alive?

I don't know.

My mom could never accept that he was gone.

Matty was your age when he died.

You know, you remind me of him.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Didn't he have everything going for him?

Yeah, he did.

And so do you.

You do. You...

Look, it's just gonna take you a little time

-to find your thing. -Uh-huh.

You're like the Puya raimondii. Queen of the Andes.

Okay.

Slowest-- Slowest-growing plant in the world,

takes 80 to 150 years to produce its first flower.

But when it does,

I mean... Wow.

That's encouraging.

I am starving, sorry.

Just turns out pudding and Ensure don't fill you up.

Well, maybe order from CJ? On second thought,

it'll take forever and be half eaten.

Uh... How about some pizza?

Or you know what? Order whatever you want.

There's some, uh, takeout menus in the basket over there.

I'm gonna, uh...

I'm gonna head downstairs for a minute, okay?

You okay, Dad?

Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'll be back up in a few.

You know what? Go crazy. We'll have a nice meal.

Okay.

Oh, Matty.

Strange.

The hell is this?

Dad? Dad?

Dad?

Come on, open up!

In a minute, Devin.

It's about Uncle Matty.

Dad, I need to tell you something.

Dad, open up.

What?

What? What?

Dad! Please, it's important!

Not a good time, Devin!

I need to tell you something!

Devin, do not come down here!

What? Oh, wow.

Uh, come on, Cece. Pick up the phone.

Hey, it's Cece. Please don't leave me a message.

I will never listen to it. Thanks!

Hey, uh, it's me. Call me back.

How did I get here?

What?

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Well, that's not good.

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