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A Toei Presentation

The Sanada family was attacked...

at Shinschu Ueda, near the Usuitoge mountain range.

30,000 ryou in gold was stolen.

This was tax money being taken to the palace of the king.

The Yamagatsu gang are probably responsible for this robbery.

They make their home in Joshu City,

but our soldiers couldn't find proof tying them to the crime.

Now your orders:

your mission is to meet with our soldiers...

in order to obtain information...

which will help you to locate the gold.

Your meeting place is in Joshu Takazaki, at Kokubunji.

The Sanada family has accepted blame, but we must recover the gold.

The situation is even more serious:

this robbery shows weakness on the part of the king...

and we can't allow that.

It is our responsibility to retrieve the stolen gold and...

maintain the power of the Empire.

Both aspects are in your hands.

We are depending on you.

This is a mission of the utmost importance. Understand?

FEMALE NINJAS: IN BED WITH THE ENEMY

Produced by Masao Sato and Yukio Imagawa Written by Isao Matsumoto and Seiko Shimura

Director of Photography: Kenji Tsukakoshi Lighting: Koji Inoe Art Director: Kazuyoshi Sonoda

Music: Toshiaki Tsushima Editor: Eifu Tamaki

Assistant Director: Akiyasu Tawarasaka

Cast:

Maki Tachibana

Keiko Kinugasa Megumi Hori

Akira Shioji Tadashi Naruse

Rena Uchimura Masataka Iwao

Seizo Fukumoto Chisao Miyagi

Toshio Kitagawa Mie Hayashi

Kayoko Tominaga Toshio Tomogane

Kanpei Hazama Maki Carousel

Jiro Okazaki Hiroshi Nawa

Directed by Takayuki Miyagawa

Joshu Takazaki

Female ninjas! Die!

Retreat!

Let's go!

Brother!

I didn't know...

that he was one of the soldiers.

Toryou didn't tell me.

I always believed... my brother would be around.

I wish I had been nicer... I wish I had been nicer to him.

Now, you're all alone.

Oen and I have always been alone.

We don't even know what our parents looked like.

Everyone died in the Sekigahara War.

Be happy...

at least you had a short time with your brother.

We ninjas don't have family or children...

we have only our profession.

That's how we are taught.

But... it's still sad.

A loss through death...

is the final crossroad.

I'm sorry. I showed weakness.

We'd better go.

If we stay too long... we'll jeopardise our mission.

If they killed our soldiers and attacked us...

they must have known that we were coming.

They are well-trained.

But I saw one of them clearly.

He had a bad scar on his cheek.

Who will get him?

I'll do it...

I know his face... it'll be easier for me. You can depend on me.

Come. Come here. We want you...

I'm not feeling well today...

and I'm supposed to entertain that monster.

Will you take him for me?

Don't make stupid talk; it's time to make money.

You bitch!

Why are you late?

Hello.

And you are...?

The other girl was feeling sick, so I'm here.

Come here, hurry.

Turn over.

You have nice skin...

I'd be jealous if someone else touched it.

Hey! Stop!

Once you put your penis inside... it will never come back out!

You are a female ninja!

Ninja trick: 'Insect Pinch'.

You stole gold from the Sanada family at Usuitoge, didn't you?

Where did you hide it? Eh? Answer me!

Tell me!

If you don't tell me... I'll tighten my grip...

- and cut your penis off! - I don't know!

Are you sure? Where are your friends?

If you want to kill me, do it...

but we'll be stuck together forever!

Bitch!

No more!

Oen - squeeze it tighter.

But it's too big.

Oran... Oran, you should practice too.

Just because the food is free, doesn't mean you have to eat it all.

Haven't you heard the saying, "You can't fight on an empty stomach"?

You two are a disgrace.

- Recite the rules of the female ninja! - Again?

One: female ninjas never fall in love with a man.

Two: a female ninja is a woman... without a woman's feelings.

Excuse me.

Excuse me!

Oh...

He looks like a religious scholar.

What should we do?

If he asks us questions...

he'll discover that we're not really nuns.

Don't worry...

I'll take care of him.

- Welcome. - Thank you.

My name is Ryeousen... I'm on a pilgrimage.

Please let me study here.

I'm sorry for being so forward, but...

would you share some of the tenets of your faith?

Prepare!

Does the human heart contain sympathy for all men?

What is he trying to say?

I think I understand: he wants to know how big my vagina is.

What a dirty scholar this is!

I'll scare him by telling him I only like big penises.

Does the heart communicate with the soul?

He's scaring me! My vagina could never be that big!

Could he really... have a penis that big?

Is there a greater love than that of a parent for their child?

I can't believe you! I'm not an elephant!

My vagina isn't that big. You're a rude man!

What?!

I'm sorry.

- He's not a true scholar. - What?

Oyou! Wait! I'm coming, too.

Wait!

Please wait. You're not a scholar...

You're an observant female ninja.

Who are you?

Kaze... Kaze of the Wind.

Don't joke with me; give me your real name.

You have no imagination.

Return to Edo... the stolen gold is mine.

I'll never give it to whores of the king.

Go home, before you get hurt!

Female ninja trick...

'Magic Call'.

'Magic Call'? I enjoyed it very much.

Because I liked it... I'll share something with you.

The group who stole the gold was the Kuwagata family.

- Kuwagata? - They are much stronger than you ninjas.

See you again.

What's taking Oyou so long?

What's wrong?

- Are you alright? - It hurts!

It hurts...

Pretty flowers... roses and carnations.

I wish... It would be nice...

Kuwagata trick: 'Fangs of Roses'!

Oran! Are you okay?

Oran... what happened?

- That Kuwagata almost killed me. - Kuwagata?

- The Kuwagata family stole the gold. - Really?

It seems like our enemy is active.

Be alert! If we fail...

not only will we not recover the gold, but our ruler loses face.

- We need to be strong for the Empire. - Yes.

Oyou - let me use her.

Let's go home... let's go home together.

Where? Where is your home?

Tomoeya... Tomoeya is my home.

Female ninja trick: 'Drawing Duplicate'.

I'm going to go now.

- Welcome home. - Welcome.

Aki. It didn't take you very long.

Aki!

- What are you doing here? - I was looking for the bathroom.

I found the place where they were staying...

but no-one was there.

They weren't there? Then we'll kill them later.

Aki...

Come.

No. No. Don't.

You always enjoy this. You're acting strangely...

I guess she's doing very well.

It's finished.

- What are you doing? - She's not Aki. - What?!

- She smells different. - What?!

Female ninja! You tricked me! Give up!

The spell is broken!

Oran's in danger!

What do you want? Answer!

If you don't want to talk... that's fine!

Did you know that the forehead is the weakest point on a person's body?

So... enjoy the drops of water.

My special trick.

If it works, you'll do anything I tell you to...

Ninja trick: 'Manipulating Kannon' (Kannon = a Buddhist deity)

Well, go now...

Yumi...

What is it?

Seriously... can I have your tulip?

Tulip?

Yes. Beneath your pretty bush... can I have your tulip?

- You? No! - My hand is ready for that touch.

Yumi! You'll make cute sounds and open your legs.

Then you'll shake and quiver...

Your tulip will slowly open...

Your tulip!

I can't stand it anymore! Just thinking about it...!

So... Please?! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Please... Ow! Ow!

Excuse me.

Yes?

What is it? Why are you looking like that at my woman?

You can go. I will prepare the bed.

Who are you? Who?

Help me! Help me!

What do you think you're doing?

Who are you? What is this?

Please, stop! Don't! Yumi! Yumi!

Please don't! Why are you doing this?

Yumi! Don't open your tulip! Don't open it...!

Your tulip is mine! Only mine!

You opened it! Yumi! Yumi! I'm begging you... please!

Yumi! Yumi! Don't enjoy it. Please! Your man is over here.

Please! Don't do this! I'm begging you - please!

What are you trying to say, Yumi?

It feels great!

Disaster! Help me!

Yumi is having an orgasm! Help me!

What happened?

Yumi says she feels great... a disaster!

- Something is happening. - What?

Senroku!

Hey, Senroku!

Senroku!

It's impossible... he's in a trance.

He will be like this forever... until he dies.

Female ninjas! This was all caused by them.

We'd better be careful... move the gold.

Oran!

Oran! Oran!

- Oyou... - Don't worry.

Oran... Look!

- Are you alright? - Hurry! Run! - What about you?

I'll take care of things here. Go!

The way you hold that sword...

it would appear you are a Sanada ninja.

I'm taking this female ninja...

Don't fall asleep. You must be strong.

Come on. Oyou... Be strong!

The wound isn't as serious as I first thought.

It will heal quickly.

No - I can't... I'm a female ninja.

So what?

I can't. No!

Oyou!

Kaze... why did you help me?

I don't know.

I was watching you fight the Kuwagata...

and I realised that you weren't my enemy.

I'm not your enemy... but I am a female ninja.

I can't fall in love.

Oyou... the same thing applies to me.

The king is trying to destroy the Sanada family.

To save our family...

I must get the gold.

I must do it with my own hands.

I can't let you do that.

It's our mission to retrieve the gold.

The gold...

The gold was moved from the Kuwagata's home...

because you invaded. They became afraid...

I was waiting for this opportunity.

- So you know the new location? - Yes.

I can't believe it! You used us! You bastard!

Don't fight! Your wound will re-open.

Oyou... we are human.

Tonight, forget everything else: we are man and woman.

Now we will become enemies again...

as we search for the gold.

Neither of us can give up.

Goodbye.

Kaze!

This is for you...

it will keep you safe.

It rings silently... just like me.

But it can save you.

If you are in danger... use it.

What's taking so long?

You must kill the Sanada ninja quickly...

along with the three females.

Don't think that you can take your time.

Kill them immediately! Understand?

Yes.

What happened to you?

Don't tell me that you're in love with Kaze, Oyou?

- Oyou! - Leave me alone.

I can't believe this!

He's just another ninja trying to get the gold!

I won't let Kaze get the gold.

I already have a plan.

I have a way of knowing where he is.

You have fallen into our hands, Kaze.

That's Kaze... Let's go!

I moved the 30,000 gold ryou to this place.

The female ninjas would never think to look here.

You can be happy...

Everything went well, don't you think?

Steal the gold and lay the blame on the Sanada family.

Nobody will ever realise that this whole thing was...

a trick by the king and the Empire.

Kaze!

Kaze!

Kaze! Kaze!

Kaze!

You have been tricked...

The 30,000 gold ryou never left the hands of your people.

The king stole the money.

What did you say?

Everything was planned by your dirty government officials.

The money is under...

Kaze! Kaze!

Who are you? Show yourself!

Toryou!

- Your mission is completed. - What?

The Sanada and Kuwagata families are destroyed.

All I have to do now... is kill you females.

- Kill us?! - Why, Toryou? Why do this?

You know too much.

Know too much..?

Then it's true! Our government stole the gold?!

Yes. An order from the top...

to destroy the Sanada family.

We planned everything... using the Kuwagata family.

Politics makes for strange bedfellows!

Why did you put us in this danger?

To convince the public that we cared...

If you pacify the public, then everything goes smoothly.

The king becomes even stronger.

Who would ever suspect... that this was planned by us?

It's dirty!

We've been tricked from the beginning.

Ninjas... Your final mission is to die...

to purify the guilt of the king.

I give you permission to die.

You're crazy! I don't want to die!

Ninja trick: 'Open Thighs'.

I never thought we'd be able to defeat someone like Toryou.

Listen, Oran - even although Toryou is dead...

another person will take his place and...

we'll be deceived again and again... until we're dead.

You think so? I don't know.

But we can always depend on each other.

Where should we go now?

How about to Sanada? In memory of Kaze.

After that... I don't know.

THE END

Translated by Amy Asai & Thomas Weisser Subtitles transcribed & timed by lordretsudo