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old devil time

I'm going to cheat on you now

old devil time

You would like to knock me down

When I feel bad

My lovers gather around

and help me get up

and fight you once again

fear of the old devil

You with your frozen hand

fear of the old devil

Would you like to freeze me

but when I'm afraid

My lovers gather around

and help me get up

To fight you one more time

The old devil hates

I met you a long time ago

Then I found out

The poison in your breath

There when we hear your lies

My lovers gather around

and help me get up

So I can fight you one more time

Without storm or fire

Can anyone ever defeat us?

There is no wind to blow

but it takes us further

and you who fear

Oh lovers, gather together

and we can get up

and sing it one more time

8:15, Jesus.

Dr. Thompson?

Doctor Richard Thompson?

- Hello.

Doctor Donald...

- Good morning Dr. Miller.

- Good morning sir, I'll be with you right away.

- Good day.

- Good morning Dr. Gaines.

- Mrs. Edith Marino, good morning,

She is a 50-year-old white woman.

Mrs. Marino...

- Look at them, like geese around a pond,

craning your neck and shuffling your feet

Back and forth, craning your neck and shuffling your feet

and asking a lot of stupid questions.

- Never wait for answers.

-Maybe they'll say I can take in Junie Moon.

- Good morning, how are you?

Plastic surgeons were involved in this before.

but they ran out of ideas.

-Dr. Miller, when can I come home? When?

- Doctor Miller, go ahead and...

- Junie Moon is 23 years old,

Single, white woman who suffered third-degree burns.

of the left hand, arm and most of the face

Four months ago, as a result of an undisclosed incident.

- Most skin grafts were performed...

-Hello how are you?

- Go crazy.

- I know.

Soon.

-You always say soon.

- Well, this time I'm serious. - Show your hand.

More improvements.

We had a little bit of infection.

in this metacarpal but it is very well clarified.

Under the eye, the problem was greater.

Right along that side aspect

It is the most recent graft, do you see it?

- I think they have taken it quite well,

She wants to go home.

- Well, why not?

She can apply makeup to those areas if she wishes.

- No makeup.

- Oh, put on a light bandage.

- Because? You said he was cured.

Are you a chicken?

- Well, maybe it is.

- I'll take your hand.

-Before you leave here, maybe you want to talk.

Things ended with Dr. Lovelace.

- No, thanks.

There's nothing wrong inside my head.

- Good luck.

- The doctors are not going to talk to me at all?

Is there anything you want Minnie?

-I want to go home.

-One day soon dear.

-I'm getting thin like an old sparrow, Doctor Miller.

-Everything will be fine, Minnie.

-It won't be good, Minnie.

- Well Minnie, what's the verdict?

Will I receive the prize?

-I don't have any Junie Moon awards.

-Jesse Rizucki.

Jesse Rizucki?

What kind of name is that, Japanese?

- Come on, mom, don't start again.

- Last week it was that little Greek dwarf,

and before that a Mexican,

Why can't you find a good American boy?

-Because none of them are good either.

according to you.

I mean, if he came to the front door.

On the Mayflower, you would find something wrong with him.

Mom, let him in, please.

- Maybe you will think of me sometime in your life.

- Why don't you go to California?

and live with Aunt Bella and leave me alone.

Well, hello.

Good night.

- Come in, you must be Jesse.

Junie will be down soon.

Oh, what beautiful flowers, I like roses, don't you?

-Hello Jesse.

- Don't you want to leave those flowers?

Here with me dear?

Will they die without water?

- No mom, I don't.

Do you like to dance Jesse?

- I'm not very good at that.

You keep me waiting for yes and no

Baby, baby, how you work your show.

I think I might drown.

-That happens here all the time.

- Do you come here often?

- I guess.

-When I'm traveling sometimes

I go to these places,

Just to look around.

- Well, that sounds lonely.

I bet you would meet a lot of girls.

I mean, you're not married.

- Oh no, I'm not married.

-The rake!

I just decided that you're going to learn to dance, come on.

- No, I can't.

-Yes you can, it's very easy, come on.

That's right, this is called raking.

Rake, follow me, just move.

Hold me high and I'll make you vibrate forever

baby

Come and enjoy

But come on, keep going in Florida.

Hey Jesse, this was getting wild, wasn't it?

Where are we going now?

Let's travel.

Jesus?

Will you take me with you on your travels Jesse?

Want?

Will you take me to all those towns?

And all those places?

What are you saying?

What are you saying?

Jesse, where are we?

Jesse, what is this? Where are we?

- Stay there.

What are you doing Jesse?

-Sh.

- Jesse, would you mind telling me?

What are you doing?

-Don't say anything.

Would you take off your clothes?

Please?

Slowly.

Very slowly.

I'm going to say things now.

-Run, why don't you run away?

Run, why don't you run?

Honestly, Jesse, I don't understand it.

What were you doing out there?

I mean, does it give you any kind of kick?

About that or something like that?

Zip me up, will you?

Is that what you do on your trips?

In those quiet, old rural towns?

I'm sorry but the thought of me

Standing there naked like the day I was born

And you just sitting there looking at me.

-Oh, no, no!

No, stop doing that!

- So I'll be leaving here in two weeks, right?

- If the fever remains low.

- You are such a perfectionist.

- Rejoice.

And this 25-year-old man was in excellent health.

Until he was 12 years old.

At that moment, he began to notice

a weakness in his left hand.

Over the next few months,

The symptoms progressed a little,

but diagnostic tests including EEG

and the brain scan were negative.

Then, about two years later, his family reported

A slight disturbance at the door, and with it

Seizure-like episodes during which

I would experience chest pain,

Described as muscular but without

Many of the characteristics of epilepsy.

Anyway, on April 10,

He was brought here by ambulance

Following an episode on the street...

- Where are you going?

- To the bank.

- In your hospital gown?

It's against the rules.

-Sh.

You'll bother the doctors.

Miss Oxford?

Where are you, Miss Oxford?

Miss Oxford?

Dr. Barkley, 376.

-I would like to see a social worker please.

- Do you have an appointment?

- No.

- Well, then have your doctor refer you.

-It's urgent, I'm going to commit suicide.

-I don't believe you.

Miss Farber, there's a man out here.

threatening suicide.

Dr. Thompson?

- Will you excuse me?

Dr. Richard Thompson.

-How do you intend to do it?

- Do it?

- Kill you.

- Oh, that was just a routine, like flashing the lights.

at a drive-in for service.

- Well, what can I do for you?

- Please sit down.

On the one hand, I would appreciate its processing.

This application for social assistance.

- Warren Palmer, 32-year-old white man,

What does this mean?

Tiny ratio income?

- Tiny, tiny, inconsequential.

-I know the word, how well?

-What I receive would scandalize the league of mothers.

How much does it cost?

- $200 a month.

My grandmother left it to me in trust.

- That's about $81 more than welfare allows,

As an old traffic light geek like you probably knows.

- Well, if I'm not eligible, here's one who is.

Welfare will love Arthur, he is poor as a church mouse.

-Arthur, whoever it is, will have to apply in person.

Now, if you don't mind, there are people waiting.

- My dear lady, you don't understand,

I also represent Arthur and Junie Moon.

- Junie Moon, is she the one who has...?

- Yes, and Arthur is the one having seizures.

and weakness on the left side, hand tremor,

and so on, and so on.

His diagnosis is as obscure as

like crossword in Sanskrit.

But the doctor must have...

given some indication.

- They do tell you to touch your right index finger.

and then his left index finger to his nose.

Arthur estimates that between his two index fingers

He touched his nose 6,342 times

Since I was 12 years old.

Anyway, we have decided to share our disabilities.

and live together after leaving the hospital.

Now we would have, between the three of us,

a good pair of hands, a good pair of legs,

Three good livers, three warm hearts,

and three brains at work,

Well, actually, two average brains.

and a superior intellect.

- But how will you achieve it?

Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry?

Are you simply looking for a place to live?

Many people might refuse to rent it to you.

- They couldn't.

We represent at least three different minority groups.

You lack faith, Miss Farber.

You just have to find us some of the green stuff,

and we will get ahead.

Now pump this out as fast as possible,

Will I love you?

Please?

- Sorry, Arthur will have to come himself.

I don't make the rules, you know?

- Oh, it doesn't matter!

And some days, most people who work in hospitals...

They just can't stand the sick.

Arthur?

Arthur, you're cheating.

cheating!

Hi Gordon, are you still waiting?

Hello ma'am sergeant.

Oh, very nice, new?

Mm.

Attention, please,

We are calling...

- Red three on black four?

If anyone has that type...

-Mr. Chambers, how are you?

Report immediately to the blood bank.

- Mr. Chambers?

How are you today?

- Willis is convicted.

- Good.

Practicing in advance is not allowed.

And that's what you're doing.

Did you look at hers?

- Of course not.

- Well, go ahead, I'll play with both hands until she comes.

Dr. Johnson?

Have you reached any conclusion?

- About?

- Wellbeing, of course.

-For the last time, no.

Oneo?

The word Oneo does not exist.

- I claim use, one-o, not Oneo.

One-o is a welfare classification

For a single man, one-or, that's you.

- Can you can it?

- You have a right to it, damn it.

What is the shame?

- I'm telling you, it will be a cold day in hell.

Before getting back on the doll.

- Art...

- For me?

How moving!

-We have been waiting.

- So that?

Secondary attraction?

- Play scrabble.

-I see that someone has already touched my hand.

They told me I can leave tomorrow.

- Well, you can find us a place.

- Listen, I saw myself today and it's pretty scary.

Let's cancel this silly plan.

- No.

-Why would we cancel it?

We've been talking about it for weeks,

We can't just turn around and abandon ship.

On the other hand, of course, if there is...

-There is no other hand.

-Look, you and Warren can live together.

You don't need a monster like me.

- We are all freaks, so don't try to steal the show.

Love your neighbor, shout it out.

That's what brotherhood is all about.

It doesn't matter your color, it doesn't matter your race.

- It's thinking, look, that lady has a face

Like a Halloween mask!

-Get out of here, little monster.

- Do I see legs under that hat?

Or do I see legs?

- You do.

Hey honey, how about a cold beer?

- No, thanks.

- Oh, come on, we're harmless.

Hey, are you new here?

Jesus.

- Hey friend, you sure know how to choose them.

- Hey.

Hello?

Do you want fish?

Go ahead, I'll be with you right away.

-No thanks, maybe another time.

Not bad.

It's not good, but it's not bad either.

- Are you referring to the one that is boarded up?

all these years?

- Yes, that's it.

- Oh, that belongs to Miss Gregory.

She and her father live in a stone castle.

There is no way to Kings Oak,

Oh, what a couple.

The old man is 103 years old.

Oh, here's the number.

- Thank you.

- He was a manufacturer of nuts and bolts.

And threepenny nails, they made a fortune,

They brought that castle from Europe

piece by piece.

Hello?

-Hello, is Miss Gregory there?

Who is this please?

-My name is Junie Moon, she doesn't know me.

Sorry, Miss Gregory doesn't accept.

calls from strangers.

Stefan, for the love of God,

give me the phone

Yes ma'am, here you are ma'am.

Hello, who is it?

- My name is junie moon.

I would like to rent that bungalow

of your on division street.

Sorry, it's not for rent.

- She hung up!

- I'm telling you, she is something else.

-Me too.

Another thing.

Hello?

You hung up on me.

That's how it is.

- Well, no, I have something to say.

Is it there?

Of course I'm here.

-I want to rent that house of yours

because I just left the hospital

And I have nowhere to stay, really,

We are three.

No one else is going to rent to us because of my looks.

Well I don't care how you look,

but that house is a disaster.

-I'll fix it.

How much rent do you want?

You can have it for $100 a month.

-That's too much.

Okay, 50 dollars.

I will send my driver with the key,

He will leave it in the mailbox.

- I have it!

Welcome home!

- Hello!

Ah, you built a ramp, that was very thoughtful.

-I had time.

- I can't stand gratitude, huh?

-It gives me a headache.

Our kitchen.

- Picturesque.

-I like this kitchen.

- Oh, my grandmother had one of these monsters.

At home in Boston, I didn't know

They made another one like it.

- Is that good or bad?

- Oh, if it works, it's excellent.

Especially for making brownies.

We'll have to get wood.

- And ice.

- Are there still ice houses around here?

- I found one, but you'll have to transport it yourself.

- Damn, all the bathroom doors in the United States are...

half an inch too narrow.

I was afraid of that,

but here is my prize.

The living room.

-No matter how humble he is.

- I think it's great.

- You can sleep here.

- Oh, what a divine bronze bed, I have always loved it.

Sleeping in a brass bed.

Arthur?

Would you mind taking the couch?

- I don't mind.

Look at that man falling over the falls in a barrel?

-There are some dirty ones at the bottom of the box.

- Where?

Arthur, would you let me look?

- Ha!

If you can both get away from the erotic spectacle,

We'll have something to eat.

-We'll review it later.

- Ha!

Do you like jazz-style garden furniture?

- Very New.

-There is an old owl that lives up there.

It is an omen of good luck.

- Who said that?

- I did.

Don't look now, but we have our own

private voyeur, comes with the house.

-Bitch.

What's so funny?

- Caught you with your head down, I would say.

- You don't understand, all three of them are cripples.

- I wish you would let me wash that dirty shirt.

Before it falls.

- Oh, look!

Now they hide behind the tree.

- Oh, leave them alone, Sydney, it's not a crime to be crippled.

- But that place has been closed.

for 15 years, why that Gregory woman?

Rent it now and rent it to these fatties of all people.

- Come on Sydney, give me that.

- Do you need help?

- What are you doing out there?

- House remodeling.

- When I unpack, I like to take things out first.

That encourages me.

Will you calm him down for God's sake?

We're trying to have a conversation.

The images are cheerful, or a small vase if I have it.

- Do you have a small vase?

-No, but I have photos.

This is Guiles, isn't he divine?

Who is Guiles?

- Take a photo of me, Guiles.

- Hey, he has my boa!

- You will never touch that child!

- Spoiled child.

- If you want the silly feathers, you can have them,

Although I can't imagine why.

Honey, don't let those mean old ladies bother you.

They're not for you, you know.

Now, do you know what I made you for lunch?

-No, what?

-Wait until you see it.

Here it is, honey.

Our favorite dish.

Tuna flambeau.

- He died a week later from food poisoning.

I'm sure one of those bitch models killed him.

I used to go to the shore in summers.

- You're not going to tell me who Guiles was, are you?

- One day, a helpless girl named Melissa

Came from Boston for the 4th of July weekend.

His mother, who was a biochemist,

He thought the air would do him good.

Because she was very fragile.

- Is there any vacancy for a single girl?

We will make a vacancy.

- Before the weekend ended,

Everyone had cruelly mistreated her.

- Good morning Melissa.

- Good morning Guiles.

- Grapefruit or orange juice?

- Orange.

anything goes

My dear Mr. Shane

RI could say Bella Bella

even say wonderful fl

- No talent.

- Well, he finally returned to Boston.

but the following year he returned

To those same cruel creatures.

- Is there any vacancy for a single girl?

- Well, those gentlemen were not in any way.

willing to accept responsibility for the child,

So one day, in blind desperation,

Melissa was forced to forge her own destiny.

Wait, one, two...

Oh baby, I'm Guiles, I'll take care of you.

Oh, hello.

Dear boys, I found a beautiful Spanish woman.

On the beach yesterday.

He owns a coffee plantation and asked me:

to go with him to Argentina to meet his mother.

It's your turn to take care of little Warren.

Happy Father's Day, love Melissa.

-Little Warren?

You!

- As it turned out, Guiles saved the day.

-I guess one of us is the father.

- But who?

- Yes who?

- We will draw straws, like in Russian roulette.

-Never mind that nonsense, I'll keep it.

Besides, doesn't he look like me?

- That was Guiles,

and the best father a child could have.

After he died, I stayed with her.

my grandmother, the biochemist from Boston.

She tried, poor thing, to be a good mother.

But who could follow Guiles?

-Warren, how did they shoot you?

- Hmm?

Oh, it was an accident, it happened a long time ago.

I can barely remember it.

Oh!

Okay, now that's it, Arthur will have to learn.

be more considerate.

Oh Arthur, you are an angel.

- Please don't call me angel.

What is this?

-The ghost of Miss Oxford.

- Well, you sound like Miss Oxford.

but I don't have a temperature.

- Well, you're not in a position to...

To counter the doctor's orders, Mr. Palmer, come.

Take your gantrisine please.

- Gantrisine tastes like dead flowers.

- Well, the reason gantrisine tastes like dead flowers,

Yuck, it's because somewhere in your edible development,

Your mother was allergic to spring flowers.

-Nurse, I don't like to complain,

but this is a bit...

- I ordered some in one piece,

but they didn't come.

For you?

I have Dilantin plus.

Isn't your mouth watering?

- June moon?

Do you have time to sit for a minute?

I'm not going to take the Dilantin.

- As?

- Because I've been taking it for too many years,

Dilantin and a thousand more pills,

and nothing helps.

So I've decided it should all be in my mind.

-Now you sound like Miss Oxford.

- No, I don't say it like that.

Look, the doctors don't know what's wrong with me.

So they can't help me.

So I have to help myself or give up.

Good?

- Good.

- I have to get a job, any job,

and then later I'll find something

with a real future and I can care

of the three.

-Bravo!

-Look, not a tremor.

- Arthur?

You are the living extreme.

Not a hint of fever, what do you think?

-Perhaps I can produce one for you.

For tomorrow night.

- Sleep on it.

- June moon?

You're sexier than Oxford.

- Oh!

Good night Arthur.

- Yeah?

- Good afternoon, Miss Gregory sent some sheets.

- Miss who?

June moon?

-The landlady.

- June moon?

I mean, this is something really special.

I think you could also bring us

A new ironing board and a refrigerator.

- Madam, where do you want this?

- But you must remember me, Sydney Warner?

- Why should I do it?

What I mean is that we used to chat.

when you came to visit old Mrs. Robertson here.

- Chat?

-Your old and faithful nanny is living her last days here.

-She was a whiny and evil old woman.

and I retired it to get rid of it.

- About these new tenants, Miss Gregory...

- And what happens to them?

- Yes, and what about them?

I'm Warren Palmer.

Please continue on your way.

He spies on us through the hedge.

- I don't!

- How nice of you to send the bedding.

Would you mind coming?

Long, long!

-Who do you think you are talking to?

- You heard it, go.

-I'm Warren Palmer.

- Well then you are my new tenant.

-One of them, I'm sorry I don't know his name.

- Gregory.

What happened to your legs?

- They are paralyzed.

That is a divine car.

A roll from the year 1927?

- '25.

I assumed you were paralyzed, but how did it happen?

-An accident.

Oh please come in.

- Okay, one minute.

- I'm baking brownies, they should be ready any minute.

-I don't like brownies.

Where is the woman who rented the house?

- Inside.

Do you really not like them?

-I hate them.

- Actually?

- Oh, hello.

-My God, what happened to you?

-I fell into an egg beater.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

Would you come over for dinner tomorrow night?

I'll send the car at six.

-Hello Sam.

- Well, damn, how are you Arthur?

-Alright.

I uh...

I came to see if you would give me my old job back.

- Tell me about Florida, did you have a good time?

-Oh, Florida was good.

- Yeah?

- Sure.

-Look Arthur, you don't have to make up stories for me.

By chance I know you didn't go to Florida,

That the day you left here you had an attack

In the middle of the street,

The ambulance took you to the hospital.

- Do you know all that?

-Of course.

But I want you to know, Arthur, that's not the case.

It makes a little difference to me.

- Yeah?

- I had an uncle who had seizures.

He once had one right on the table.

Busy.

In the middle of Thanksgiving dinner,

We continue eating pretending

Nothing had happened.

-And my job?

- Arthur, you know I'll come back to you any moment.

If it were up to me, but the company,

They have these stupid rules.

- When did the company make these rules?

While in Florida?

- Arthur, come on, your food is getting cold.

Arthur?

I don't want any dinner.

- Is something bad happening?

- No, nothing happens, I just don't feel like eating.

But your dinner is ready.

-I didn't ask you to cook for me.

- But I did, so what do you think of that?

I'm entering.

- No.

-I'm inside, so don't scream.

-Arthur is sick.

Do you know I found some curtains?

in the closet which I think could look good here.

Do you like grapes?

- That?

- Grapes, the curtains have purple grapes.

on a pink background.

I discovered that if you starch old, worn curtains,

It generally improves your spirit.

Let's go eat.

Oh?

I see we're having dinner at the Waldorf.

- It's for Arthur.

- Why me?

-Because you are so adorable.

-For Christ's sake, Warren.

- Wow, I'm Binnie Farber! Forward!

- Thank you, how are you?

- This is the June moon.

- Hello.

- And this is Arthur.

Miss Farber is a social worker specializing in suicide.

- Hello.

-Would you like to eat something?

- Tonight, my dear, we are going to introduce you.

Tomato ragout made with an exclusive recipe

in a ketchup bottle.

-Thank you, I ate at the hospital.

-That could be good.

Would you like some coffee?

- Alright.

- What did you mean by suicides?

- That's how we met, isn't it, Mr. Palmer?

What a beautiful house and congratulations!

about beating the system.

When you did not reach an agreement on your request,

I decided to stop by to visit us.

- You are an angel.

-What application?

- All you have to do is sign it,

I'll put it up right away and here's a little check.

To get you out of trouble.

- What is all this?

- Your application for social assistance

You sent me to Mr. Palmer.

- What are you talking about?

- Don't worry, Miss Farber and I.

We were just looking ahead to more austere times.

like right now, and I just saved you the trouble

and applied for you.

- You have incredible nerve behind my back.

- You are a very stubborn idiot.

-Oh Jesus Warren.

- If you have the right to social assistance, you know,

It's not like it's a handout.

-The answer is no, damn it.

- Arthur!

- Look, I was wearing pants and state shoes,

and I ate state filth and shit in a state urinal

for too many years.

Someday I will go to the public school for the feeble-minded,

It is only three miles from the city.

Come in and feel at home for a few years.

As a taxpayer, you have the right to it.

Let's see what you think.

-What I don't understand is why we have to suffer.

Because of your traumatic past?

- I'll tell you what, Junie Moon and me.

Do all the work around here.

You, you sit on that, that,

That little boy lying in a wheelchair,

You give orders like a fucking queen.

- Well, Arthur, you would think,

If I were queen I would prefer to be that

Then a ridiculous virgin like you.

I'm sorry Miss Farber, but it's impossible.

- Do you still think we have defeated the system?

- Thank you so much.

- What can I give you?

- Oh, a box of those rays and three nice mackerels.

- Three beautiful mackerels are approaching.

Oh.

No, the little silver ones.

Yes, that's all.

Thank you so much.

Anything else?

- No, that's it.

- Well, it will be $2.80.

Thank you so much.

-Thank you Mario.

-And now what can I give you?

-A job.

You need someone to pick up the trash.

- Oh, no.

- The front was a mess, look, I cleaned it up a little.

And I thought the fish looked better that way.

Do you see in the window?

-Do you urgently need a job?

-You wouldn't have to pay me much.

- How much does it cost?

- I'll leave it to you.

- Negotiate hard.

Well, how about $30 worth of fish for your dinner?

You come early, tomorrow is Friday.

OK?

A little preview.

- Hey!

Where is everyone?

Burrow?

For my part, I am in this tree.

- What the hell?

- And I'm watching you, so be careful.

What are you doing up there?

- The owl and I are arguing.

- Well, come here, I have a job!

-Ann"

Oh help me, I'm afraid of heights.

- Did you hear what I said?

- Yes, can I give you a little congratulatory kiss?

- Well no, please, I want you to kiss me.

- Oh.

Tell me about your work.

-Kiss me first.

Well, I got a job at the fish market,

and I brought you a gift.

It is a truly fresh whiting today.

-Thank you Arthur, I don't believe any man.

has he ever given me a fish before

Come on, get dressed, let's go to a party.

-It's a palace.

- What were you expecting, a split level?

- Good night.

- Ah, there you are, wonderful.

Greetings!

- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you.

- What do you think of our landlady?

-None of mine ever looked like that.

- You led a too sheltered life, Arthur.

-Ah, Gregory, this is Arthur.

- Hello.

- I'm glad to see that nothing's wrong with you.

- I'm fine thanks.

-Arthur got a job today.

- Well, let's drink to your new commitment.

Whatever it is.

- He will be a fishmonger.

- Oh my God, wonderful.

And what are you doing?

-Absolutely nothing.

- Fascinating.

-This is a beautiful house.

-Do you like beauty?

Dad built it stone by stone as a monument.

For himself, I think.

- Do you live here alone?

- No, with dad of course.

Come beautiful, let me show you around.

-I would be delighted.

- Do you like this?

Beauty?

-Not bad.

-Wait until you try my purple kizazz,

It'll make you want to do the razz-a-matazz

a ballroom dance

a ballroom dance

a ballroom dance

a little bit of you

A little bit of great Marnier

yadadadada

Damn, I forgot about the ram!

- Well, first let's buy a new refrigerator.

And then I'll buy you a green dress with sequins.

- Oh Arthur, what would I do with the sequins?

B a razz-a-matazz

Ba razz-a-matazz

Ra razz-a-mata fl

You know?

A person might come to like this kind of life.

Junie Moon and her black Ferrari.

Razz-a-matazz

razz-a-matazz fl

June moon in the garden of Spain,

You are there too, dancing, Spanish fandango.

with a senior with a lively look.

-Women are never attracted to me.

- They are afraid of your passionate ways.

- Oh!

-That's my word.

- Oh my god.

- It was designed after the model of a cathedral in the south of France.

Warren, you could walk if you wanted, couldn't you?

- Of course not.

- What if it were a matter of life or death?

- Life or death?

- What if the house caught fire?

- You're like all the landladies, you worry, you worry, you worry.

The house is not going to burn down.

By the way, how many apostles came?

To the last supper?

-What would happen if there was a big prize?

- Prize?

-So could you walk beautifully?

- I could stay like this until it's time to go to work.

- Would you mind exploring the castle with me, beautiful?

-I would be delighted.

- Dad?

Dad!

Pop?

-Suppose I tell you that I will give you this cross.

Commissioned in the 9th century

for Pope Paschal I, would you then walk for me?

-Impossible, not even if you were Pope Gregory I.

- The only other one like this is in the Vatican Museum.

It's worth more than $100,000.

- That?

-$100,000, yours.

-You're making me very nervous.

- Attempt.

-It won't work.

- Just because you don't want it to work,

That's the problem with people like you, you give up.

-What is a spinster doing in a stone dungeon?

Do you know people like me?

- Well, a little encouragement at last.

Come on beauty, one step,

and we will go to Rome together, you and I,

and see the splendors for ourselves,

Come on, try again beauty, come and get it.

-You will break your neck.

- Don't get involved, fishmonger,

Go ahead and show them your beauty.

- No, it won't.

We're going home now.

- Oh, come in, have a drink, Jesus.

-Too late Mario, Alice, you know what she is like.

- Oh, what's late?

What about you, Joe?

Will I take you home later in the van?

- Next week.

Hey, tonight you were a ball of fire.

Eight strikes in a row, damn it.

Goodbye Mario.

- Hello?

Hello? Mario?

- Yes, who is this?

You hired a guy

for your Mario store.

- Who is it?

You got yourself a Mario Lulu!

The guy should be locked up.

- Because? What's happening?

Mario is a sodomist.

- A what?

A sodomist, don't you know what that is?

-Who the hell are you?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

When this is known, you will not have

Many customers left.

- Sodomy?

Sodomist?

Sodomist, s...

Soda...

Soda?

That?

That?

Sodo...

Sodomist?

Sodomy?

I will be damned.

- Hello.

- Oh yeah, how are you?

- OK.

You?

-Yes that's fine.

Listen, I've been thinking about it.

And well, I guess I'm trying to say.

I don't need help right now,

you know what I mean?

- Well, I would accept $20 instead of $30.

- No no!

No.

- Could you at least tell me how long to cook the parsnips.

- I can't imagine why you are preparing a banquet for him,

He is so inconsiderate.

It's 9 o'clock.

If this is cooked longer no one will be able to eat it.

He probably didn't get the job.

-You're crazy.

He must be sweeping the store.

I'll go tell him that dinner is ready.

Stay here and keep the food warm.

in case he comes home.

Where were you when they handed out the brains?

Say it man, say it all.

Up in the attic playing with yourself.

Say it man.

Up in the attic playing with yourself.

Up in the attic playing with yourself

Up in the attic playing with yourself.

Up in the attic playing with yourself.

Up in the attic playing with yourself.

Up in the attic playing with yourself.

Up in the attic playing with yourself.

Up in the attic playing with yourself

Up in the attic playing with yourself

Up in the attic playing with yourself

top floor...

Help, help me.

Aid.

nothing like this

It ever happened in my family.

Well nothing like this

Has it ever happened to mine?

But I'm not retarded, mom,

Please turn the car around.

- My name is junie moon.

I came to ask you what happened to Arthur?

- Please come in, please.

-Where is Arthur?

- Sit down, please.

We met before in front of my store, remember?

-Vaguely.

What did you do with it?

-I sent him away.

- Because?

- Please sit down.

Someone called on the phone.

- Phone? Who?

- He did not want to give his name.

- What did he say?

- He...

You can leave it disabled.

It won't bother me

- What could I say?

-He said...

Arthur was a sexual pervert, I didn't believe him.

But I fired him anyway.

-That sounds like that pervert Sydney Warner next door.

- That?

That's all.

He always talks like he has to blow his nose all the time.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.

- Then why did you do it!

-I don't know why.

- No, don't feel bad, please don't do that.

- We were waiting for dinner, he didn't come home.

and the damn parsnips burned.

- Here at Monroe, we offer a therapeutic environment.

that allows the retarded to develop their potential.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

New guy, get it.

- After all, you can't lose a man like a glove or something.

-Then where is it?

- Well, maybe he went to visit friends?

- Oh, you know a lot about Arthur.

- Where were you when they distributed the brains?

-I want a dish, but I'm having an attack.

-He had had an attack and fell and hit himself.

-Hey kid, you're new here, huh?

They give you hell, huh?

From now on you will eat here with Ramona, okay?

Hmm?

-I told you I wouldn't be here,

I locked myself in.

- He's a damn idiot for scaring us like that.

- Is he your uh, person?

- No.

Not the way you mean.

- But do you worry about him?

-Of course I worry about him.

- Isn't he your husband?

- WHO?

-Arthur.

- No, and neither does Warren.

-Warren, who is Warren?

-Let's see a little more, okay?

-Anyway, when I was a child, that house was not dark.

And moldy as it is now, it was...

It was full of good smells and a lot of screams.

and laughing and children, and...

I talk too much, don't I?

My grandfather built that house.

He broke his back at the fish market,

and raised eight children,

and none of them wanted to go into business with him,

They said they had enough fishy smell growing up.

so that it lasts them the rest of their lives.

Then, about 15 years ago, my grandfather made

the announcement that he and my grandmother

We were returning to Italy to stay.

I could never understand it.

-Maybe they also got tired of the smell.

Maybe.

Anyway, they left it all to me.

the house, the store, but you should have heard...

You should have listened to my grandmother when she left.

"It's up to you, Mario, to fill the house.

"With children again, get a wife"

"as long as you still have strong legs."

- Why didn't you do it?

-Who knows.

Maybe I'm lazy.

No, it's not true, I work like a horse.

Cheap?

While I keep the money in the bank

like the old man did, but I spend too.

I'm ugly, that's all.

-Yes, that must be it.

- Hello Ramona?

You probably think I'm stupid, but I feel sorry for you.

- That?

-I'm sorry for you Ramona.

-Let's see if you go for me.

Huh huh?

- Do you like oats?

- Oh, there you are.

- So you deigned to return home.

Who is this man? I ask.

-This is Mario.

Mario, this is Waren.

- Hello.

- I guess you didn't find Arthur.

- No.

We didn't find Arthur.

- It never occurred to you to do it,

I've been sitting here for eight hours and 45 minutes

worrying until I get sick.

First one disappears and then the other.

Mafia?

Are you Mario's fish store?

How are you?

And still no one tells me anything,

Why is the fishmonger here?

-Because I asked him.

But it is a story too long to explain.

Do you want oatmeal?

-She is a tyrant and a terrible cook.

She makes oatmeal with lumps the size of plums.

Yes, I'll have a small plate.

Call the police.

-The police!

- Well, I'm not completely useless, you know?

I went in a wheelchair to the pharmacy.

and I called the missing persons office,

And I told them all about Arthur.

-It was a smart decision.

-Well, did you find it? I would like to know.

- Did the Missing Persons Office find him?

I would like to know.

- No, they really didn't seem very interested.

- We looked up and down the street all night.

-It's probably my fault he didn't come home.

- Don't try to take all the credit.

-You can blame me, I fired him.

- Yeah, but that idiot Sydney Warner.

He called him and told him a bunch of lies about Arthur.

-One day I'm going to strangle Mr. Sydney Warner.

You already know, I'm stronger than I look.

Look, see what I told you?

- Well, it's very good.

It is, it is very good.

- I know where it is, of course.

Why didn't I think about it before?

Where?

- The hospital, he probably felt sick.

and returned to the hospital.

But this time, don't stay away so long, please?

Don't worry!

- Don't worry, she says, really?

Oh devil pain

You often immobilized me

You thought I would cry

and I ask you for the end

but at that same moment

My lovers gathered around

and helped me up

to fight you one more time

Dr. Humano to the reception please.

- Good day.

- Hello, we thought you would pack your bags.

And go to New Caldonia.

-Not yet, but it sounds tempting.

Did Arthur come in here?

- The clinic called yesterday and said

None of you had been present for his follow-ups.

- We had been leading too wild a life.

For follow-ups Miss Oxford.

Haven't you seen it?

- No.

Something wrong?

-I guess not.

How is Minnie?

-She is under sedation most of the time.

When he remembers, he doesn't talk about anything but you.

-How long do you think?

- One week, two, we can't say.

-Minnie?

Minnie?

Minnie?

- Lord God, it's June moon.

I haven't even packed my luggage.

Does anyone want a nurse? Come help Minnie!

Junie Moon has come to take me home.

Thanks Mario, it was a nice trip.

-Warren?

Burrow?

- Did you find it?

- No, but I have Minnie here with me.

-Minnie!

-Sh.

If you say one word, I'll sit on your brownies.

Mario, there is a crib in there,

Would you please get it?

- Now, quick, quick.

There is another one.

-That new one is black.

- For me they are all black.

- Well, Warren, how are you Warren?

- Simply adorable Minnie.

I found out where Arthur really went.

In case you are still interested?

- Where?

- It's negative logic.

- What does it mean?

- The state school.

I hated it, but it was the only place I knew.

-Oh, this time I think you're right.

Should we go?

Minnie, we won't be gone for long.

-One moment.

- Warren will take care of you until we get back.

Here is your medicine.

- But...

Come on, Minnie, can't you lie here and take this?

-Oh Warren, I would give my grave for you.

If you ever find yourself in need of one.

- Well, the moment may come sooner than you think.

There you go.

- Can you believe that all my problems...

Did it start with a small pimple on your finger?

- Here, here Minnie.

-Oh, thanks Warren.

Our family doctor told me not to worry about that pimple.

Leroy?

Leroy, now put on your sweater.

- I'm not Leroy and it's hot out here.

- Oh, I went from one doctor to another.

with that little grain.

Lord God, in the morning, what a mistake that was.

Burrow?

Burrow?

Warren, it hurts.

Go find Miss Oxford for me.

- Okay, now take it easy, take it easy Minnie,

Miss Oxford sent some medicine.

My God, Oxford would write a book.

- Oh Warren, Miss Oxford can tell you.

It's busy, but you get it anyway.

- See the patient being held while the elixir is administered,

This will tend to reduce your anxiety.

while the drug is adsorbed.

Come on Minnie, come on, you're a good girl.

Come on, try drinking it.

Good, good.

Why would you go to the warehouse at noon?

- Wait.

Additionally, William B. Jackson worked

at the railroad express office and...

I was in love with him.

-Was William B. Jackson handsome?

- I had nothing to recommend him.

He wore a green visor and

And an orange vest, and it was the most

The most myopic man who ever lived.

It's hard to know who you end up having a case against.

-Mario!

Arrest!

Mario, look there!

-You didn't tell me you had a dog.

- It doesn't.

- Well, it looks like a dog to me.

- Well, this just goes to show you that...

You see what you want to see.

Come on, let's go, please.

Arthur!

Arthur!

It's me, Junie Moon, your oldest friend.

Arthur, get in the truck.

Mario didn't want to say goodbye to you.

- Oh.

- Oh, it turns out that's his word.

-Can you shut up?

Arthur please get in the truck.

Arthur!

Let's go home.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

He'll take his time, but he'll come home.

- How do you know?

-Because it was already on its way.

We didn't find it at all.

-Dr. Miller, what the hell are you doing here?

-I come for Minnie.

Well, you know we were just planning a short visit,

Or didn't Junie Moon tell you?

- Oh, that evil woman, she loves to see me suffer.

Minnie is asleep.

Would you like a brownie?

-No, thanks. We have to go back.

- Make sure it's fresh.

- Swordfish.

- How safe?

- Not frozen.

- What kind of place do you think I run in?

Frozen, Jesus.

-Mario?

- Yes, I'll be with you right away.

Listen, last night I had an idea.

-And two cans of tuna.

- Oh, come on Warren, you know you don't.

Get tuna at a fish market.

- Well, how about tartar sauce?

-I do have that.

Listen Warren, last night I thought

Maybe everyone could benefit from a vacation, you know?

- Awesome.

For my part, I haven't had a vacation in years.

What did you have in mind?

- Oh, what a good time, you know.

Maybe go to the ocean or something.

Hey, do you like steamed clams?

- Uh huh, I thought you were giving

Lady the eye last night.

- So it's okay?

- No, unfortunately we are walking a financial tightrope.

It would be impossible.

I love clams.

- Oh don't listen, it was my idea so I'll pay.

- You are an angel Mario.

-Do you have everything?

- Well, I accept the bill.

-I'll open an account for you.

- Well, how elegant Mario.

-Listen, the clams are in my charge.

Tell him to steam them a little

and squeeze a little bit of lemon into the water, okay?

- Good.

-Mario?

Yes, I'm coming.

Maybe we could go to the ocean in my truck?

Ask them, okay?

- Leave it to me.

- Yes, I received your order, I received it right here, I'm sorry.

- Try to think about it from a health point of view Arthur,

A few days in the sun will make you a new man.

- Do you know what you can do from the point of view of your health?

- Try to think about us for a change.

We could take a little vacation

After everything we went through to find you.

-No one asked you, and we don't have the money.

- For God's sake, Arthur, the man asked us.

to be his guests, do you get nothing?

- Not from him.

- You are the most stubborn person under the sun,

You won't do this, you won't do that,

You won't get welfare, you won't go to the ocean,

like a spinster at Christ's best dance.

- If you think I'm going to run into the ocean

with some son of a bitch who can't even

Keep your word about a lousy job,

You have stones in your head.

- Arthur?

You are jealous.

- For...

- Forward.

Oh hello, come in!

- Hello.

- I just made some divine pancakes, do you want?

- No, no, thank you.

Hello.

-Hmm.

- I brought this, talk about a nice hotel on the beach.

- Oh, come frolic with the stars.

At Patty's hideout, wonderful,

Doesn't that sound wonderful Arthur?

- If it sounds so wonderful, why don't you go without me?

- Well, look Arthur, I thought about this trip.

Mainly for you and Junie Moon.

- Oh, I hope not mentioning me was an oversight.

Sure.

I mean, I couldn't escape myself right now,

You know, with the store and everything.

- But of course not.

Now, no one ever thought of that, did they, Arthur?

Well now let's have a cup of coffee.

and discuss Mario's proposal like civilized creatures

what we are

Hmm, Arthur?

- Do you like fishing?

-In a sense, yes.

- Good morning Mario.

- Tomorrow.

Here, put this on.

It will prevent your hand from hurting.

- Oh, Mario gloves, thank you sir.

- And this.

- To hide underneath, huh?

- No, to protect you from the sun.

There you have a nice color.

- Give me my hat.

-There it goes.

- You know, the only Mexican Arab in captivity.

Thanks Mario, goodbye.

- Drive carefully, do you hear me?

- Dear man, let's go June moon!

- Oh, hello, wait a minute.

I almost forgot, the money.

- Oh, I'll take care of that.

- Goodbye Mario.

- Bye bye.

Hey, come back!

-You're going to give me that money back.

- Madam, I will take care of this company, if you don't mind.

I already made a series of arrangements yesterday,

We reserved the suite and prepared them for our arrival.

- Ha!

You sound like the leader of a kitchen store.

- Turn right at the next stop Mrs. Cunningham,

We will take route 128.

-Who the hell is Mrs. Cunningham?

- Mrs. Cunningham is very rich.

and very society and has been a recluse

For years and years since the Andre Andoria sank,

I believe, and today she proposes

incognito to pursue his only interest in this life, fishing.

How do you feel about that role, my dear?

-A little loose around the hips, I love it.

Who are you, may I ask?

-Your brother whom you love and adore.

And you are his secretary, Arthur Von Austed.

-Arthur Von Austed?

- Isn't that royal?

- Please don't wink at me.

- Why not?

- Because.

It makes me think you're weird or something.

- So what if it is?

You don't have to wink back.

I don't know, Warren, are you sure this Mrs. Cunningham of yours?

He's not sitting in the hallway of Patty's hideout.

at this very minute?

- Of course it's not nonsense, she and her husband David.

They are aboard their yacht in the Mediterranean.

I read about it in Suzy's column.

- What if I don't want to be Mrs. Cunningham's secretary?

-It's too late for that, Arthur.

They are waiting for us and that's it.

Ah! There it is, there ahead, look, look!

- I see.

Oh Warren!

- Now go to the front door, okay?

- Deliveries to the side.

- We are not a sunny delivery.

- Well, you can't park this thing here.

- Could you call the manager please?

- Let's get out of here, damn.

Before it's too late.

-No Arthur, please, let me handle this.

-Problems Eric?

-Yes, give me a hand.

- Could you tell whoever is in charge?

that Cunningham's group is here.

-Look, I don't care who you are,

You can't park this thing here.

-What is the problem?

- I am Mrs. Cunningham's brother,

Seriously, this man is very inhospitable.

- Well, I'm very sorry sir, why don't you use your head?

- Welcome to Patty's hideout.

-I don't know how to apologize sir.

Did you have a pleasant trip, Mrs. Cunningham?

- Sorry, Mrs. Cunningham doesn't talk to strangers.

- Yes of course.

Park the Cunningham Truck Carefully

and upload the luggage.

- I will show you the city and the facilities.

- So you're the recreation director?

-You could say that.

-How is the fishing here?

- Well, that depends on what you're looking for.

- Oh, this will be very good.

- If there is anything else, let me know.

- Well, as I said on the phone,

There should not be any advertising.

- Of course not.

- No autographs.

-Really, sir.

- Don't you think that horrible truck?

Was it a smart idea?

- Excellent.

And again, my apologies for the form.

The boy managed on his own.

- Don't think anything about it.

Give him this so he can see it

that there are no hard feelings.

- Thank you sir.

-Don't you talk to strangers?

- No advertising.

-Out here no one will bother you,

Good fishing too, Mrs. Cunningham.

The chef sent lunch, sandwiches,

Cold lobster, white wine.

- You're not going to the city by chance, are you?

- Sure, can I bring you something?

-Take me with you.

- Why not?

- I need to buy a swimsuit,

Furthermore, I find fishing very unstimulating.

- I could jump directly into the air.

-Be my guest.

- Here.

Do you want to know something?

This is the first vacation I've ever had.

in my entire life.

- Oh Arthur, where did you learn to do that?

-There was an old pond at the public school.

There were no fish inside.

- Huh? No fish?

-We had a basketball court without a basket.

Hey, I think I got something.

One year I was the one with the highest score.

Huh, look how he jumps.

-How did you know you had a high score?

What if you didn't have a basket?

- Damn, I lost it.

- I think it's here.

Arthur.

- Yes, you have it.

-He feels like a whale.

- Good...

Here's your whale, Mrs. Cunningham.

They say fish don't feel things the way we do.

Do we return it?

-Will everything be okay?

- Much better than if we don't.

I'm sorry.

- And this little divine whatever it is for you.

Aren't these wonderful?

- Absolutely.

- I won't need shoes to sail?

- Non-slip, right?

- 11112, triple a, and pants like yours.

I better get something for Arthur.

He will be furious.

How much does this cost?

- $0.25.

-Arthur will love it.

I think that's all for today.

- Well, that's $55.00.

- Send everything to the hotel.

- OK.

- Ready?

- Hello.

-Hey baby, what's the word?

- Quiet man, dead, families buy nothing.

Throw me the dollar.

-There are no singles, sorry.

-I have one in my pocket.

- Thanks man.

-He is in charge of the blue marlin beach.

- Oh.

- How about a hot dog?

- Good.

- Shall we walk?

- Well, that depends on you.

- Oh, yes, of course.

-You have beautiful legs.

- Ha! You too.

-Too skinny.

I was always built like a damn rabbit.

- Oh, I don't know, you look very cute Charles Atlas.

Through the chest towards me.

Oh, it's true!

You have thin toes.

-It's nice.

- Yeah.

- Do you know what's really nice?

Sitting out here and just looking at you.

- Hello!

- No, no ho, I like to look at you.

- In this face?

- At first it bothered me, I admit.

But now that I've met you and...

It's like your face has become very beautiful.

- Next you will tell me to come in.

of the Miss America pageant.

- No, I would tell you.

When I'm with you you make me very happy.

I mean, I'm hungry.

-You just had breakfast.

- Okay, but now we're on vacation,

So let's go to lunch.

I'll bring the picnic basket.

-How many for you?

-Oh, two, please, and coffee.

- Three dogs, two coffees.

What happened to your sister?

-An accident.

- You're built like a god, you know?

- Which?

- Well Adonis, who else?

-Did you also have an accident?

-No, mine was something else.

Do you work long hours?

- 'Twenty-four hours a day.

You didn't have polio or anything?

- It would be $1.20 please.

-I'm not talking about that.

- Well, what happened now?

- Good...

I had a friend, Melvin Coffee,

that he was very rich, very handsome,

Not as handsome as you,

We were hunting rabbits anyway...

Do you mind if I tell you that you're handsome?

- No.

- Well, anyway, I was only 17 and I guess...

I didn't really know the score and...

Oh, it's too sleazy.

Here, do you want some mustard?

- No, thanks.

You mean Melvin gave you a try?

-I didn't say that.

- Did you make a pass?

- Oh really? You are impossible.

- Anyway, you ended up being the rabbit.

- Well, we agreed to say that it had been an accident.

You know, I just told you my whole life story.

and I don't even know your name.

-Call me beach boy, everyone does.

-Don't you have a real name?

-I'm saving it.

- So that?

- By the time I own this whole damn city.

and build me a real hotel.

- Well in the meantime,

Do you mind if I call you Guiles?

-Why Guiles?

- Oh, someone I met a long time ago,

He was very elegant.

In fact, his teeth

They were almost as white as yours.

-That feels good.

- You're pink, but I don't think you'll peel.

Is that enough?

- How about right here?

Arthur?

Arthur, come and help me.

-Arthur is busy.

- Well then please come.

- So why are you coming please?

Are you an exhibitionist?

- You're such a prude Arthur, I mean, my God.

Everything stays in the family.

- What the hell!

- Pass me a towel, huh?

Arthur, you are an angel.

Arthur!

-I told you not to call me angel.

-Arthur, give me my shorts, will you?

What time is it?

- I don't know.

- June moon?

What time is it?

6:17 exactly.

-Oh, Guiles will arrive any moment.

- Asturias?

- That beautiful beach boy.

- Wasn't Guiles your father's name?

- Yes, isn't it a coincidence?

Oh the shirt please.

Oh, he's here, Junie Moon please.

- My God, you would think you were going on a date.

- You never know.

-Good evening Mrs. Cunningham, how was the fishing?

- Okay, come in.

- Soda or water?

Uh, none.

- Do you have any plans for the night?

- No.

- Well, do you like to play?

- The game makes me nervous,

Even slot machines.

What about you?

-Not while I'm working, thank you.

- Well, sit down.

-Do you like to dance?

- I used to.

- Then we have it done.

There's a place called Super Harry's,

They have good rock, lights and everything you need.

- No, I'm afraid I'm tired.

- Well, we could enjoy a relaxing boat ride in the moonlight.

I can get a 60 foot fish ready to catch.

with fabulous staterooms in case, you know,

We wanted to stay out overnight.

-Who would want to sleep on a stupid boat?

When will we have this nice place?

- Is there anything else you would like to do, Mrs. Cunningham?

- No, thank you, but maybe you could get the two men out.

- Not without you.

- Go ahead, you don't have to sit with the old lady.

- It turns out that I have a predilection for older women.

Here I am, are we ready?

-It seems I can't interest your sister.

at any of our local amusements,

So I guess it's you and me, sport.

- Well, we will try to manage without them.

and don't wait up for us.

- How come Warren always finds it?

such beautiful people?

- I don't know.

He loves excitement and seduction,

of being seduced, and all that initial stuff.

-Me too.

-Lilac!

- Ah, honey, what do you have there, your washed clothes?

- Do you mind?

- Not bad, bring it back later, honey.

Yes, first thing in the morning.

I grab my fishing rod

I'm going down the creek, boy.

to the fishing hole fl

-Who was that octopus?

- Lilac?

Rich lady trying not to fall asleep.

- But you're too good for that kind of thing, Guiles.

- Don't worry, I'm just marking the pace.

Do you see that guy?

He's going to sell me something for practically nothing,

Only he doesn't know it yet.

It's got this old pier with a dance hall on it.

Now with a little cash I'll start a bar,

And maybe you would like to invest.

- Oh, I would love to see that all my money is in trust.

I'll talk to my sister.

- No.

- No, I don't want to get your hopes up.

She is too stingy.

- Hello man, how are you doing?

- New arrivals to blue marlin?

- Yes, from Detroit, a man with his sister.

Do you have time tomorrow to take your sister sailing?

- Do you have an advantage over Detroit?

There are already three this week, man.

I'll be right back.

- Blow up this city before finishing.

Tell him if he's too busy to show you a good time,

Call me the blue marlin, you understand?

But don't tell him.

I have some contacts that he doesn't have.

- Like what?

- Like certain clubs, pretty white things,

whatever you want?

-What do you think I like Joebee?

Your pretty curls?

- Well, I'm not bad, I mean,

I haven't had any complaints, you know?

- Well, stay here, you might get something.

- Oh, come on.

Or maybe you like black ass better, huh?

- I may seem helpless to you, but I am very capable.

to break your neck with my hands.

The first thing I want you to do

It's putting your hand in your pocket and taking that dollar out of me.

You borrowed this morning.

Now get lost.

Imagine talking like that behind Guiles' back.

- Know?

No one could tell there is anything wrong.

Just seeing you sitting there.

- You mean what could happen?

- What do you think if we cut it?

I think you need a little diversification as they say, okay?

- You are the dealer.

- Would you like some super?

We could call room service.

- Sure, or you know there's still something left.

in the lunch basket.

- Alright.

- I've been thinking all day,

And I'm going to tell you now,

Although you may not want to hear it,

I love you.

What do you think of this?

- In the past, when someone said they loved me,

I almost felt compelled to love them too.

- You don't have to feel obligated,

But it would be nice if you did.

-Listen Arthur, something happened to me.

and I don't think I can love a man again.

- What happened?

- It doesn't matter.

-Just say you love me, I mean,

If you say it a few times and get used to the idea,

Well who knows?

Tell me you love me and you'll see what happens.

I love you very much, more than any woman,

or dog, or parents, or anything.

- Arthur please!

-I don't care what happened in the past,

For the love of Christ listen to me, I love you.

I won't listen to you, I won't...

So you can shut up with your damn love,

I will not!

-There you are Solana.

- Let's have wine and women,

myrrh and laughter.

- Sermons and sparkling water the next day.

- My God, a literate man!

- A great girl but strange for Shakespeare.

- Byron, darling, not Shakespeare.

-The stock market is working again, you promised Solana.

- Oh, I know, people who play in the market say.

They are stupid and dreamers.

But don't you think a three-year loser deserves a profit?

- By obtaining and spending, we waste our powers.

- We see little in nature that is ours.

-Words that matter!

- How are you?

-Solana, Warren.

- Hello.

- Billy, three rum socks, double.

Are you here alone?

-I was with Jay William,

But Jay William decided I was a complete bore.

and left with Miss Jane Johnson

play in the sand.

Men are not aware of my hidden passion.

Nora is looking at you.

The big fawn eyes.

She pines and drools over him, but do you think...

Does that noble head turn the other way?

Nora?

Come here girl, we need a room to...

So that?

- Good evening Mr. von Austed.

-Good evening Mrs. Cunningham.

- Would you like to sit here?

with the bad-tempered woman?

Do you know what I would like?

a big one,

enormous,

pink,

Cotton candy.

Wasn't that Warren?

-Where, I didn't see it.

- In the beach boy's Jeep?

-Arthur, I think he was with a girl.

-Then it wasn't Warren.

-Arthur, let's go back to the hotel.

- Are you feeling well?

- I feel great.

I want you to seduce me.

- Do it?

-Don't shout it all over the street.

- Oh.

Oh, it's lovely.

Hey, where are you going?

- Let's see the sports stars.

- Well, why couldn't you look at the stars from here?

-Because there are some stars

which can only be seen from certain observation points.

- Guiles come back here, you know I'm defenseless.

- Helpless?

What a negative word, love!

- Guiles please, come now, please.

-Go ahead with the dance.

May joy have no limits.

Don't sleep until morning,

Youth and pleasure meet.

- Chase the bright hours with flying feet.

-When we were at our house,

I used to dream that I was an Indian prince.

with elephants and rubies, and 50 dancers,

and you waiting for me in the garden.

- Didn't I object to the dancers?

- Well, while I was dreaming,

I went ahead and did all the work.

And sometimes I dream only of you.

You see, I would get up and go into your room.

While you were sleeping.

-Sneak in the dark.

- And when you woke up, there I would be,

and we would make love forever.

Then Warren spoke in his sleep:

and ruin everything.

Would you like to dance?

- Why not?

- Well, I'll try not to step on your feet.

-I doubt I would notice.

-You don't need to hide anymore.

-Not from you, but from myself still.

Please let me call the doctor.

-No, take me home.

-Warren hasn't returned yet, let's go without him.

- No, I'll be fine until he comes.

Read me the funny newspapers.

Hello, is anyone home?

Let's go have some breakfast.

Hey?

-Arthur is sick, we have to go home.

-We can't, this place is the best.

-Then we will go without you.

- That?

- Warren, he is very sick, he has had two attacks.

and he hasn't told us.

- OK.

I guess we've done everything that needed to be done.

What to do here anyway.

- I'm sorry Mrs. Cunningham, is there anything I can do?

- If you could help me with Arthur,

Everything's packed, Warren.

- This is the Cunningham suite, could you please?

Send our vehicle to the front and tell them

to prepare our invoice immediately,

We leave immediately.

Yeah.

I'll call a bellman.

-There is no time.

- Could you give me a pen, please?

-Of course, sir.

- Here you are, and thank you.

- Oh sir, would you have a credit card?

American express or dinner club or...

-Of course not, those ridiculous things,

Do you mean my signature is not acceptable?

- Let me call the manager, Mr. Palmer.

I'm sure you'll be happy to take care of this...

-That is not necessary.

- Well, how do I know?

-Because I said so and that's how you know it.

- Thanks, I'll send you a check as soon as we get home.

-Alright.

- Hey, what are you doing?

- We blacks have to stay united.

- Guiles, I...

I don't know...

- Goodbye Guiles.

- Goodbye Mrs. Cunningham.

- $3.00.

Thank you so much.

- Are you awake?

- Yeah.

- Arthur, would you believe I spent the night here?

On the beach with a very sexy girl named Solana?

- Yeah.

-We don't just hang out at night, Arthur.

Why don't you believe me?

-Yeah.

- You're a prude, Arthur.

- I guess so.

- For you and Arthur.

- Warren made love all night.

- Alright.

-To a woman named Solana.

-People can't avoid their names.

-Put me under the tree.

- No way.

- Please?

-Come in.

- I'm afraid.

- If you're scared, come in and make some brownies.

- I don't make brownies anymore, never again.

- Then make some coffee.

-Hold me, I'm drowning.

- I got you.

I got you, you're okay.

You're okay, I've got you, I'm here.

I'm right here.

Arthur?

- Thank you.

I feel better.

When is it coming now?

Did you feed the dog?

- Pork and beans.

- You're decent.

He brought us luck.

- The old owl did very well.

- June Moon.

Tell me.

Tell me.

- I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you!

Did you hear me?

Oh no!

No!

Arthur?

- Amen.

-Don't cry.

You made him happy for the first time in his life.

-How would you know?

-Because he was also my friend.

- Come on.

Come on!

I know you're type,

but you're going to like me a lot

If it takes a lifetime,

And don't forget it.

R there is no storm or fire

Can anyone ever defeat us?

there is no wind to blow

but it takes us further

and you who fear

Oh lovers, gather together

and we can get up

e and sing it one more time b