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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:02,500 - I have an update on our experiment. 2 00:00:03,287 --> 00:00:04,197 - Great, because I need something 3 00:00:04,287 --> 00:00:05,367 to take my mind off things. 4 00:00:05,447 --> 00:00:07,037 - I think I can officially declare 5 00:00:07,117 --> 00:00:09,127 our experiment a success! 6 00:00:09,207 --> 00:00:10,497 You're looking at one of Mapleview 7 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:12,797 Middle's People of the Year! 8 00:00:12,877 --> 00:00:14,087 - Oh, my gosh. 9 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:15,917 Julie! 10 00:00:16,007 --> 00:00:18,967 - I know. 11 00:00:19,047 --> 00:00:22,257 - Wait, but I thought you hated the idea of popularity. 12 00:00:22,347 --> 00:00:25,137 - I did, until I realized what it meant. 13 00:00:25,217 --> 00:00:28,557 If I'm popular, that means any dork could be. 14 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:31,057 - So does that mean I'm also a Person of the Year? 15 00:00:31,147 --> 00:00:34,607 - No, but you know? 16 00:00:34,687 --> 00:00:38,237 But hey, you're still the star of the school play. 17 00:00:38,317 --> 00:00:40,817 You'll get your own full-page spread. 18 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:43,157 - About that. 19 00:00:43,237 --> 00:00:44,237 Sage came back. 20 00:00:44,327 --> 00:00:47,867 She's Dorothy again. 21 00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:52,417 So unless you're doing a spread on flying monkey number two, 22 00:00:52,497 --> 00:00:56,757 I'm not exactly yearbook material anymore. 23 00:00:56,837 --> 00:00:58,717 - I'm so sorry, Lyd. 24 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:00,717 I can pitch River a primate's view 25 00:01:00,797 --> 00:01:01,927 of the class divide of Oz. 26 00:01:02,007 --> 00:01:03,347 - No, no, no. 27 00:01:03,427 --> 00:01:05,177 We all know think pieces don't sell yearbooks. 28 00:01:05,257 --> 00:01:13,607 I'll just go down in history as Sage's understudy. 29 00:01:13,687 --> 00:01:16,227 It's what I am. 30 00:01:16,317 --> 00:01:22,407 It's time I accept it. 31 00:01:22,487 --> 00:01:25,827 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:25,907 --> 00:01:27,827 Oh, yeah 33 00:01:27,907 --> 00:01:29,497 34 00:01:29,577 --> 00:01:32,247 All right 35 00:01:32,327 --> 00:01:33,827 36 00:01:33,917 --> 00:01:37,507 Oh, yeah 37 00:01:37,587 --> 00:01:39,837 - River, you can't devote a feature in the yearbook 38 00:01:39,917 --> 00:01:41,297 to my family. 39 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:42,677 - The Anglades are Mapleview's First Family. 40 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:43,887 I can't ignore that. 41 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:45,637 - We weren't the first. 42 00:01:45,717 --> 00:01:47,097 This school's been around for years before we moved here. 43 00:01:47,177 --> 00:01:48,597 - It's just an expression. 44 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:51,187 - It's just that I'm more than my last name. 45 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:52,647 - I know. 46 00:01:52,727 --> 00:01:54,307 You're a cover girl that hits our target demo. 47 00:01:54,397 --> 00:01:56,067 - I'm more than that, too. 48 00:01:56,147 --> 00:01:59,277 What about my entire career as a competitive rock climber? 49 00:01:59,357 --> 00:02:01,737 - You're a competitive rock climber? 50 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:03,357 - No, but I could be. 51 00:02:03,447 --> 00:02:10,287 Just think about it. 52 00:02:10,367 --> 00:02:11,907 - Hey, River. 53 00:02:11,997 --> 00:02:13,747 So I thought about the whole People of the Year thing. 54 00:02:13,827 --> 00:02:15,327 - Not this again. 55 00:02:15,417 --> 00:02:17,707 - Even if I was voted in for all the right reasons, 56 00:02:17,797 --> 00:02:20,207 it still makes everyone who wasn't voted Person 57 00:02:20,297 --> 00:02:21,717 of the Year feel left out. 58 00:02:21,797 --> 00:02:24,387 So I'd like to withdraw. 59 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:25,387 - What? 60 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:26,637 No, you can't do that. 61 00:02:26,717 --> 00:02:27,807 I already wrote your retrospective-- 62 00:02:27,887 --> 00:02:29,467 "Geek Usurps Chic." 63 00:02:29,557 --> 00:02:31,307 Do you know how long it took me to figure out that rhyme? 64 00:02:31,387 --> 00:02:33,637 - I'm sorry, River. - Zip it. 65 00:02:33,727 --> 00:02:35,397 Hours. 66 00:02:35,477 --> 00:02:37,567 If it's not you, then it's going to be Dawn. 67 00:02:37,647 --> 00:02:39,567 She was fourth place in the voting, pretty closely 68 00:02:39,647 --> 00:02:42,187 behind you, proving definitively that democracy is 69 00:02:42,277 --> 00:02:44,197 hanging on by a thin thread. 70 00:02:44,277 --> 00:02:45,907 - I just don't want to be a person of the year 71 00:02:45,987 --> 00:02:49,407 if it's gonna make my best friend feel terrible. 72 00:02:49,487 --> 00:02:51,947 - You withdrawing just means Dawn's on top. 73 00:02:52,037 --> 00:02:54,157 At least with you, there's some sense of change. 74 00:02:54,247 --> 00:02:55,457 - You're just saying that because you 75 00:02:55,537 --> 00:02:56,747 want to hit the deadline. 76 00:02:56,827 --> 00:03:00,877 - I am, but also, I voted for you. 77 00:03:00,957 --> 00:03:04,427 - Really? 78 00:03:04,507 --> 00:03:07,257 - Now back to the deadline. 79 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:08,257 - Fine. 80 00:03:08,347 --> 00:03:11,267 [light music] 81 00:03:11,347 --> 00:03:12,727 82 00:03:12,807 --> 00:03:14,347 - Noble Oz, I'm Dorothy from Kansas, 83 00:03:14,437 --> 00:03:17,767 and I'm here to ask for your help in sending me home. 84 00:03:17,857 --> 00:03:19,477 OK. 85 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:23,987 Noble Oz, I am Dorothy from Kansas, and I'm here to ask-- 86 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:26,857 - Sage, you're here early. 87 00:03:26,947 --> 00:03:29,327 Getting in a last-minute rehearsal? 88 00:03:29,407 --> 00:03:30,737 - You know what they say, don't let 89 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:32,997 good be the enemy of perfect. 90 00:03:33,077 --> 00:03:34,617 - I knew I could count on you. 91 00:03:34,707 --> 00:03:36,867 I mean, you're singlehandedly saving our funding. 92 00:03:36,957 --> 00:03:39,127 - Right. 93 00:03:39,207 --> 00:03:40,167 - Break a leg. 94 00:03:40,247 --> 00:03:41,297 - Yeah. 95 00:03:41,377 --> 00:03:44,087 I won't let you down. 96 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:46,677 - Please don't. 97 00:03:46,757 --> 00:03:48,887 - OK. 98 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:51,307 Noble Oz, I am Dorothy from Kansas. 99 00:03:51,387 --> 00:03:52,967 - You were voted prom king? 100 00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:54,387 - Mm-hmm, yep. 101 00:03:54,477 --> 00:03:56,307 Me and Sandy Singh were prom king and queen. 102 00:03:56,387 --> 00:03:58,017 She let me wear her tiara. 103 00:03:58,097 --> 00:03:59,397 - I bet you wore it better. 104 00:03:59,477 --> 00:04:00,897 - Oh, stop. 105 00:04:00,977 --> 00:04:02,567 I did. 106 00:04:02,647 --> 00:04:03,607 - Hey, dads. 107 00:04:03,687 --> 00:04:05,027 - Hey. 108 00:04:05,107 --> 00:04:06,527 - Oh, you're looking at your old yearbooks. 109 00:04:06,607 --> 00:04:07,907 - Yeah, we were inspired by you joining 110 00:04:07,987 --> 00:04:09,197 the yearbook committee. 111 00:04:09,277 --> 00:04:10,697 - Oh. 112 00:04:10,777 --> 00:04:12,027 - Oh. 113 00:04:12,117 --> 00:04:14,497 - Isn't that you and Principal Larocque? 114 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:16,747 - Donovan insisted we get Rhythmic 115 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:20,707 Hymnastics in the yearbook for exposure, and it worked. 116 00:04:20,787 --> 00:04:23,917 We were voted most likely to sing "The National Anthem" 117 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,047 at a little league game. 118 00:04:26,127 --> 00:04:27,467 Ultimately, it didn't come true, 119 00:04:27,547 --> 00:04:29,337 but a synth band could dream. 120 00:04:29,427 --> 00:04:30,967 - Well, I guess it's nice to have 121 00:04:31,047 --> 00:04:36,887 a spotlight in the yearbook, even if it's as a dork. 122 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,977 Huh. 123 00:04:40,057 --> 00:04:41,147 - Dork? 124 00:04:41,227 --> 00:04:42,607 - I love my dorky husband. 125 00:04:42,687 --> 00:04:46,277 Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 126 00:04:46,357 --> 00:04:48,527 Hey, what you doing over there? 127 00:04:48,607 --> 00:04:50,857 - Hatching a plan to use the yearbook to deconstruct 128 00:04:50,947 --> 00:04:52,117 the social hierarchy for good. 129 00:04:52,197 --> 00:04:53,987 - Huh, OK. 130 00:04:54,077 --> 00:04:55,537 Just make sure you do it before Elaine comes 131 00:04:55,617 --> 00:04:56,747 to pick you up for the play. 132 00:04:56,827 --> 00:05:00,077 - Mm. 133 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,627 - Here's a fun fact, girls. 134 00:05:01,707 --> 00:05:03,707 Did you know that the original "Wizard of Oz" 135 00:05:03,787 --> 00:05:06,667 was set in Australia and the wizard was a convict? 136 00:05:06,757 --> 00:05:08,297 - Everyone knows that. - Really? 137 00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:09,297 - Yeah. 138 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:11,387 - I thought that was new. 139 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:13,217 Hey. - Hello, my loyal fans. 140 00:05:13,297 --> 00:05:16,387 - OK, I keep saying, just call me Mom. 141 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:19,557 - Good luck. 142 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:22,187 Hey, you know, you're still Sage's understudy. 143 00:05:22,267 --> 00:05:27,277 So if Sage were to be feeling unwell, you could be Dorothy. 144 00:05:27,357 --> 00:05:29,187 - I don't want to wish ill on anybody. 145 00:05:29,277 --> 00:05:30,947 - Yeah. 146 00:05:31,027 --> 00:05:32,447 - Can you do it for me? 147 00:05:32,527 --> 00:05:33,947 - Do you think this is gonna be any good? 148 00:05:34,027 --> 00:05:35,827 Rob keeps talking about it over and over again, 149 00:05:35,907 --> 00:05:38,197 and I just hope I don't have to be like, it's really great, 150 00:05:38,287 --> 00:05:39,457 you know? 151 00:05:39,537 --> 00:05:41,117 Fake it? - Yeah, it's a play by tweens. 152 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:42,997 - Yeah. - It's not the time for hope. 153 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:44,127 - Touch�. 154 00:05:44,207 --> 00:05:45,457 - Oh, hey. 155 00:05:45,537 --> 00:05:47,127 - Elaine, Melody, you came. - Hi. 156 00:05:47,207 --> 00:05:48,127 - Oh. 157 00:05:48,207 --> 00:05:49,127 No, that is-- OK. 158 00:05:49,207 --> 00:05:50,127 How are you? 159 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,507 It's nice to see you. 160 00:05:51,587 --> 00:05:52,927 Oh, OK. 161 00:05:53,007 --> 00:05:54,257 - I can't wait for you to see this. 162 00:05:54,337 --> 00:05:55,967 - Oh, my gosh, it's gonna be great. 163 00:05:56,047 --> 00:05:57,807 - Well, it better be. 164 00:05:57,887 --> 00:05:59,677 - Otherwise, you're gonna fail. 165 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:01,557 - Yeah. 166 00:06:01,637 --> 00:06:03,477 Lydia, you're-- probably go backstage. 167 00:06:03,557 --> 00:06:04,477 - All right. 168 00:06:04,557 --> 00:06:05,937 Go get 'em, kiddo. 169 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,477 I love you. - Love you. 170 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,727 - OK. 171 00:06:08,817 --> 00:06:10,027 - OK, well, it's showtime. - Yeah. 172 00:06:13,429 --> 00:06:14,559 - I know. I know. 173 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:15,559 10 minutes. 174 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:16,519 10 minutes, everyone. 175 00:06:18,719 --> 00:06:21,889 - Does this look OK? 176 00:06:21,979 --> 00:06:23,769 - I can't believe you're the Wizard of Oz. 177 00:06:23,849 --> 00:06:26,189 - Yeah, well, Mr. Collins asked me to join. 178 00:06:26,269 --> 00:06:28,359 He said he needed more marquee names. 179 00:06:28,439 --> 00:06:31,779 - But you've never acted before or auditioned. 180 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,069 - Please tell me you're not getting into theater, too. 181 00:06:34,159 --> 00:06:35,529 - Oh, definitely not. 182 00:06:35,619 --> 00:06:37,369 I'm actually getting into rock climbing. 183 00:06:37,449 --> 00:06:38,369 - OK, good, because Sage is already all the competition I 184 00:06:38,449 --> 00:06:39,539 can handle. 185 00:06:39,619 --> 00:06:44,619 - Not that anyone seems to care. 186 00:06:44,709 --> 00:06:46,209 - [sighs] 187 00:06:46,289 --> 00:06:47,289 - Are you OK? 188 00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:49,879 You look bummed. 189 00:06:49,959 --> 00:06:51,129 - Yeah. 190 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:52,549 I'm fine. 191 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:55,929 - It must be hard not to be Dorothy. 192 00:06:56,009 --> 00:06:58,549 - Yeah, well, Sage is Dorothy. 193 00:06:58,639 --> 00:07:00,429 And Julie's a person of the year. 194 00:07:00,519 --> 00:07:01,599 - She is? 195 00:07:01,679 --> 00:07:04,309 Nice. I voted for her. 196 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:06,729 - It just feels like everybody's a star, 197 00:07:06,809 --> 00:07:08,559 and I'm just a flying monkey. 198 00:07:08,649 --> 00:07:10,939 - Hey, your banana throw was Oscar-worthy. 199 00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:12,239 You're still a star to me. 200 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:13,239 - OK, all right. 201 00:07:13,319 --> 00:07:14,239 Places everyone, places. 202 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:16,859 - Got to go. 203 00:07:16,949 --> 00:07:19,239 - I hate this stupid play. 204 00:07:19,329 --> 00:07:20,289 - We can do this. 205 00:07:20,369 --> 00:07:22,789 Right, Toto? 206 00:07:22,869 --> 00:07:26,999 - OK, lights up. 207 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:29,129 - Hey, you ready? 208 00:07:29,209 --> 00:07:31,299 - Ready. 209 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:36,299 [cheers and applause] 210 00:07:36,379 --> 00:07:37,299 Auntie Em! 211 00:07:37,389 --> 00:07:38,339 Auntie Em! 212 00:07:38,429 --> 00:07:39,469 There's a storm a-coming. 213 00:07:39,549 --> 00:07:40,639 We got to get to the cellar. 214 00:07:40,719 --> 00:07:41,679 Come on, Toto. 215 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:44,599 Let's go find Uncle Henry. 216 00:07:44,679 --> 00:07:47,149 - That's not so bad. - Mm. 217 00:07:47,229 --> 00:07:49,729 - Oh, Toto, this is all too much to take. 218 00:07:49,809 --> 00:07:52,069 First, there were those mean wolves. 219 00:07:52,149 --> 00:07:53,649 This place is too much. 220 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,029 And then that flock of crows. 221 00:07:55,109 --> 00:07:56,069 Oh, the bees-- 222 00:07:56,149 --> 00:07:57,739 - Ready for our big scene? 223 00:07:57,819 --> 00:08:00,159 - Mike, I really wanted to talk to you about yesterday. 224 00:08:00,239 --> 00:08:01,909 - I know what you're gonna say. 225 00:08:01,989 --> 00:08:03,949 You're gonna tell me that you don't see me that way 226 00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:05,829 and that I'm too immature, but I'm not. 227 00:08:05,909 --> 00:08:06,869 I'm more than that. 228 00:08:06,959 --> 00:08:08,669 I'm a revolving person. 229 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,339 - Evolving. 230 00:08:10,419 --> 00:08:14,879 - And like a banana in your shoes, I might surprise you. 231 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,509 - Mike. 232 00:08:16,589 --> 00:08:19,759 - Just wait until after the show to give me an answer. 233 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:21,299 Don't want to miss our big moment. 234 00:08:21,389 --> 00:08:24,429 - We should go before something else comes along. 235 00:08:24,519 --> 00:08:25,599 Are those flying monkeys? 236 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:29,229 - [hooting] 237 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,939 - We have your dog, little girl. 238 00:08:31,019 --> 00:08:31,939 Say goodbye. 239 00:08:32,019 --> 00:08:34,069 - No, no. 240 00:08:34,149 --> 00:08:39,319 Help! Help! 241 00:08:39,409 --> 00:08:41,489 - You've done well, Monkey King. 242 00:08:41,569 --> 00:08:43,119 - Don't thank me. 243 00:08:43,199 --> 00:08:47,079 Thank my monkey prime minister. 244 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:48,579 - Yeah, Lydia! 245 00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:50,499 Woo-woo-woo! 246 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:59,049 - [hooting] 247 00:08:59,129 --> 00:09:02,799 - Noble Oz, I am Dorothy from Kansas. 248 00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:06,809 And I'm here to ask-- 249 00:09:06,889 --> 00:09:09,939 uh. 250 00:09:10,019 --> 00:09:15,729 - What are you here to ask, Dorothy from Kansas? 251 00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:17,109 - Um. 252 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:20,949 - (WHISPERING) What are you here to ask? 253 00:09:21,029 --> 00:09:25,659 - I'm here to ask 254 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:29,749 if I can use your bathroom. 255 00:09:29,829 --> 00:09:33,879 - It is down the hall to the left. 256 00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:35,749 - Thank you, great and powerful Oz. 257 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:40,549 Move. 258 00:09:40,629 --> 00:09:43,549 - Perhaps we shall all use the bathroom. 259 00:09:43,639 --> 00:09:44,929 - That's an interesting interpretation, 260 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:53,309 don't you think? 261 00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:58,149 - Uh. 262 00:09:58,229 --> 00:10:01,319 We will now take a 10-minute break. 263 00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:02,319 You know what? 264 00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:12,999 Let's make that 20. OK. 265 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:16,379 - [sobbing] 266 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:20,629 - Sage, are-- are you OK? 267 00:10:20,719 --> 00:10:22,799 - It's a disaster, Lydia. 268 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:24,429 - It's OK. 269 00:10:24,509 --> 00:10:26,219 Everybody flubs their lines. 270 00:10:26,299 --> 00:10:29,639 So Dorothy had to take a tinkle in the Emerald Kingdom. 271 00:10:29,719 --> 00:10:32,189 They'd be asking more questions if she didn't. 272 00:10:32,269 --> 00:10:33,189 - The line, Lydia. 273 00:10:33,269 --> 00:10:35,979 It's-- it's all of it. 274 00:10:36,059 --> 00:10:39,359 I mean, ah, the production didn't 275 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,739 rearrange their schedule so I could 276 00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:41,989 come back and do the play. 277 00:10:42,069 --> 00:10:46,699 They-- they fired me. 278 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,619 - They fired you? 279 00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:51,079 Why? 280 00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:52,289 - I kept forgetting my lines. 281 00:10:52,369 --> 00:10:54,079 I don't know what happened. 282 00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:55,789 I've always been word perfect, like when I played both Romeo 283 00:10:55,879 --> 00:10:57,589 and Juliet in the Shakespeare Festival 284 00:10:57,669 --> 00:10:59,629 or when I played Glengarry and Ross in-- 285 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:01,049 - OK, yeah, word perfect. 286 00:11:01,129 --> 00:11:02,379 We get it. 287 00:11:02,469 --> 00:11:06,139 - Just I wanted that role so badly. 288 00:11:06,219 --> 00:11:08,139 And now it's gone. 289 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,889 - Been there. 290 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:14,559 It's a bummer when you lose a role you love. 291 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:18,979 - What if I can't do the rest of my lines? 292 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:28,319 Maybe you should go on instead. 293 00:11:28,409 --> 00:11:30,909 - No. 294 00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:35,999 You should. 295 00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:37,459 - Hey. 296 00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:39,209 Sage. 297 00:11:39,289 --> 00:11:40,999 How's my leading lady? - Great. 298 00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:42,419 Nothing to worry about. 299 00:11:42,509 --> 00:11:44,379 I'll cut down on the ad libs in the next act. 300 00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:45,799 - Good. 301 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,839 Perform like the entire drama department 302 00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:50,219 rests on your shoulders. 303 00:11:50,299 --> 00:11:51,719 Because it does. 304 00:11:51,809 --> 00:11:54,639 - [chuckles] 305 00:11:54,729 --> 00:12:04,109 - OK. 306 00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:08,109 - As much as it pains me to say this, 307 00:12:08,199 --> 00:12:12,449 you got this. 308 00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:13,869 - Thanks, Lydia. 309 00:12:13,949 --> 00:12:16,209 You're the best friend anyone could ask for. 310 00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:21,249 - We're not-- you know what? 311 00:12:21,339 --> 00:12:23,749 You're welcome. 312 00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:32,099 Now go bring the house down. 313 00:12:32,179 --> 00:12:33,505 - [sighs] 314 00:12:36,574 --> 00:12:38,284 - That was a real cliffhanger, huh? 315 00:12:38,374 --> 00:12:39,704 I'm on the edge of my seat. 316 00:12:39,784 --> 00:12:40,994 - Are you serious? 317 00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:42,664 - No, I have no idea what's going on. 318 00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:44,294 - That was really good. - Thank you. 319 00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:45,964 - Where'd you learn to lie like that? 320 00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:48,174 - Oh, my gosh, your email went to my spam folder, 321 00:12:48,254 --> 00:12:49,544 so I didn't get it. 322 00:12:49,634 --> 00:12:50,754 You know, Melody has twisted her ankle, 323 00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:51,804 so we're not gonna make it. 324 00:12:51,884 --> 00:12:53,134 I'm so sorry. 325 00:12:53,214 --> 00:12:54,674 I mean, I could go on and on all day, 326 00:12:54,764 --> 00:12:56,554 but I shouldn't, and nor should you. 327 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:57,644 Copy? 328 00:12:57,724 --> 00:12:59,394 - Hmm. 329 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,764 - Ms. Goldblatt, can I, um, go outside to get some fresh air? 330 00:13:01,854 --> 00:13:02,934 - Off you go. 331 00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:07,404 20 minutes. - Right. I'll be back. 332 00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:10,064 - So how many times did I twist my ankle? 333 00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:11,484 - Do you know what? 334 00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:14,404 It's stunning that you can walk at all. 335 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,494 - Sage forgot her lines. 336 00:13:15,574 --> 00:13:16,994 - Sage is bombing at the play? 337 00:13:17,074 --> 00:13:21,454 This is huge. 338 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,454 [upbeat funky music] 339 00:13:24,544 --> 00:14:04,704 340 00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:06,334 - Oh, dear. 341 00:14:06,414 --> 00:14:08,164 Toto, I'm afraid we might never make it out of here. 342 00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:10,254 Auntie Em and Uncle Henry were right. 343 00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:11,674 Kansas is home. 344 00:14:11,754 --> 00:14:14,714 And we're so far from home. 345 00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:16,014 - Ugh. 346 00:14:16,094 --> 00:14:17,974 Dorothy, thank goodness you're alive. 347 00:14:18,054 --> 00:14:20,054 - Tin Man, you're here. 348 00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:21,554 Ah, but it's too late. 349 00:14:21,644 --> 00:14:25,644 The Wicked Witch of the West is after-- 350 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:31,814 she's after-- uh. 351 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:37,234 The Wicked Witch of the West is after-- 352 00:14:37,324 --> 00:14:39,114 - She's after the silver slippers and will 353 00:14:39,204 --> 00:14:41,614 stop at nothing to get them. 354 00:14:41,704 --> 00:14:43,994 - She's after the silver slippers and will 355 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,414 stop at nothing to get them. 356 00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:50,334 - This may be the end, but I'm grateful for you, 357 00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:52,834 my dear friends. 358 00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:56,554 - This may be the end, but I'm grateful for you, 359 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,514 my dear friends. 360 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,554 Thank you. 361 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,264 [cheers and applause] 362 00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:06,224 It turns out these silver slippers 363 00:15:06,314 --> 00:15:09,684 have the power to take me anywhere, even home. 364 00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:16,154 The only question is, how can I leave you? 365 00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:20,824 Lost in this strange world 366 00:15:20,904 --> 00:15:25,914 Under a different sky 367 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:29,914 Wandering and wondering 368 00:15:30,004 --> 00:15:35,714 If I'd make it and survive 369 00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:40,264 Starting on the brick road 370 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:45,184 Feeling I'd never find home 371 00:15:45,264 --> 00:15:46,554 Until I met you. 372 00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:54,104 373 00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:56,484 - Hand in hand 374 00:15:56,564 --> 00:16:02,784 We found a way together 375 00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:09,124 Every step of the way, I will remember 376 00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:11,374 - Through the thunderstorm 377 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,124 - Your heart kept us warm 378 00:16:13,214 --> 00:16:15,464 - Your brain saved the day 379 00:16:15,544 --> 00:16:17,464 - Your courage made us brave 380 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:23,974 both: I'm glad I'm here with you 381 00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:25,724 - With you 382 00:16:25,804 --> 00:16:27,764 - We're here at the end 383 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,224 I'm grateful, my friend 384 00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:33,064 both: And I will always remember 385 00:16:33,144 --> 00:16:37,524 Even when we're far apart 386 00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:40,984 We're here for one another 387 00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:43,364 Hand in hand 388 00:16:43,444 --> 00:16:49,034 We can find our way together 389 00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:50,994 Hand in hand 390 00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:57,254 We can find our way together 391 00:16:57,334 --> 00:17:01,804 [cheers and applause] 392 00:17:01,884 --> 00:17:03,804 - That's my best friend! 393 00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:04,844 That's Lydia! 394 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,134 Whoo! 395 00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:07,793 [cheers and applause] 396 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:11,647 - [grunting] 397 00:17:24,771 --> 00:17:25,731 - Hey. 398 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,691 That was legendary. 399 00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:30,441 Who would have thought that Flying Monkey Number Two 400 00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:31,901 was gonna steal the show? 401 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:33,111 - Share the show. 402 00:17:33,191 --> 00:17:35,451 But I was iconic, wasn't I? 403 00:17:35,531 --> 00:17:40,071 Besides, being a flying monkey kind of had its perks. 404 00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:42,201 - And what makes you say that, huh? 405 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,501 Lydia? Lydia? 406 00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:48,501 [upbeat music] 407 00:17:48,581 --> 00:17:51,001 408 00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:54,591 - I heard you're supposed to give show flowers to the star. 409 00:17:54,671 --> 00:17:56,471 - Thank you. 410 00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:58,301 - Can I walk you home? 411 00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,341 - Yeah. 412 00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:01,721 - Shall we? 413 00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:06,891 414 00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:09,021 - Hey, Julie, is Lydia around? 415 00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:10,981 - Oh. 416 00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:17,991 417 00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:21,071 Hey, is that a bouquet of bananas? 418 00:18:21,161 --> 00:18:22,491 - It's not a bouquet. 419 00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:27,961 - It looks like a bouquet. 420 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,541 For Lydia. 421 00:18:29,621 --> 00:18:32,631 - Just don't tell her, OK? 422 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,131 - OK. 423 00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:35,671 - Thanks. 424 00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:37,721 Want a banana? 425 00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:39,931 - Sure. 426 00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:50,561 427 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,611 Here it is, our first year of middle school 428 00:18:52,691 --> 00:18:53,981 immortalized in print. 429 00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:55,361 - I'm so proud of being best friend 430 00:18:55,441 --> 00:18:56,691 to the Person of the Year. 431 00:18:56,781 --> 00:19:01,071 - Um, I hate to disappoint you, but um-- 432 00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:06,831 - The Person of the Year is everybody? 433 00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:08,251 I'm in here. 434 00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:10,871 Best, best friend. 435 00:19:10,961 --> 00:19:13,041 True story. 436 00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:15,341 Julie, did you do this? 437 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,631 How? 438 00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:18,011 - An assistant graphics editor never 439 00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,921 divulges her secret, especially when 440 00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:21,971 it involves mild trespassing. 441 00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:23,391 [chuckles] 442 00:19:23,471 --> 00:19:27,471 - Everybody's in here, even Manfred Manatee. 443 00:19:27,561 --> 00:19:30,851 Oh, "Friendliest Mascot." 444 00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:32,061 - "Ultimate Truth Seeker." 445 00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:33,901 Someone finally gets me. 446 00:19:33,981 --> 00:19:35,481 Maybe too well. 447 00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:36,821 - "Drag Superstar." 448 00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:39,441 That is so scrum. 449 00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:43,281 - "Bringer of Kefi." And baklava. 450 00:19:43,361 --> 00:19:44,781 - "Future EGOT Winner." 451 00:19:44,871 --> 00:19:48,081 Oh, they forgot my Pulitzer, but it's sweet. 452 00:19:48,161 --> 00:19:49,291 - "Chillest Vibe"? 453 00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:50,661 Bro, that's scrum. 454 00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:54,711 - "Best Class Clown and Level Seven Wizard." 455 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,341 - "Rock Climbing Enthusiast." 456 00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:58,711 Finally. 457 00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:00,171 - "DJ of the Year." 458 00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:02,631 [imitates air horn] 459 00:20:02,721 --> 00:20:05,301 - "Overshare Extraordinaire." 460 00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:08,061 Just like my therapist says. 461 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,601 - "Hardest Hitting Journalist." 462 00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:12,771 That's fit to print. 463 00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:14,061 - Where are you? 464 00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:17,111 - Huh, I guess I forgot about myself. 465 00:20:17,191 --> 00:20:19,111 I do that a lot. 466 00:20:19,191 --> 00:20:22,031 - Well, Jules, did we become popular? 467 00:20:22,111 --> 00:20:23,451 - Maybe. 468 00:20:23,531 --> 00:20:25,621 Did we dismantle the idea of popularity 469 00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:27,661 and equalize the social order? 470 00:20:27,741 --> 00:20:29,371 - Maybe. 471 00:20:29,451 --> 00:20:31,081 We did learn that sharing the spotlight 472 00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:35,211 can be just as good as having it all to yourself. 473 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,751 Well, what shall we rate this experiment? 474 00:20:37,841 --> 00:20:39,551 - One flying monkey out of two. 475 00:20:39,631 --> 00:20:42,171 - I'll write it down. 476 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:44,971 [sighs] 477 00:20:45,051 --> 00:20:46,591 - What? 478 00:20:46,681 --> 00:20:49,221 - Where's our book? 479 00:20:49,311 --> 00:20:54,391 - I'm sure it's in here somewhere. 480 00:20:54,481 --> 00:21:00,321 Um, um, um. 481 00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:05,861 OK. 482 00:21:05,951 --> 00:21:09,121 This isn't our book. 483 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,621 I grabbed the wrong one. 484 00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:15,161 - Well, where is it? 485 00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:18,171 [tense music] 486 00:21:18,251 --> 00:21:25,341 487 00:21:25,391 --> 00:21:29,941 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32119

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