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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,055 --> 00:00:03,605 - Why are we doing this again? 2 00:00:03,685 --> 00:00:05,315 - We've been running these experiments forever 3 00:00:05,395 --> 00:00:07,025 with varying degrees of success. 4 00:00:07,105 --> 00:00:08,685 - If by "varying," you mean none. 5 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:11,065 - No, that's not true! 6 00:00:11,155 --> 00:00:12,655 Also, yes. 7 00:00:12,735 --> 00:00:17,115 Maybe we just need the outside opinion of an expert. 8 00:00:17,195 --> 00:00:21,035 - "Seven Habits of Highly Popular People: Actor Edition"? 9 00:00:21,115 --> 00:00:22,955 - It explains all the traits you need 10 00:00:23,035 --> 00:00:25,085 to become a popular actor, and it even 11 00:00:25,165 --> 00:00:27,245 has a personality test on the back to show 12 00:00:27,335 --> 00:00:28,625 you what you need to work on. 13 00:00:28,705 --> 00:00:31,215 - So, this is what we've come to, plagiarizing 14 00:00:31,295 --> 00:00:32,215 the work of others? 15 00:00:32,295 --> 00:00:34,045 - No! 16 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,505 Just seeing what works for other people 17 00:00:36,595 --> 00:00:38,715 and adapting it to our needs. 18 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,265 - OK, I'll bite. 19 00:00:40,345 --> 00:00:41,935 In the name of science. 20 00:00:42,015 --> 00:00:43,305 - Great. 21 00:00:43,395 --> 00:00:44,765 Fasten your seat belt, Julie Graham-Chang. 22 00:00:44,855 --> 00:00:46,685 We're about to skyrocket to the top 23 00:00:46,765 --> 00:00:52,145 by taking a multiple choice test about our personalities. 24 00:00:52,235 --> 00:00:55,365 [upbeat music] 25 00:00:55,445 --> 00:00:57,655 - Oh, yeah! 26 00:00:57,735 --> 00:00:59,155 27 00:00:59,235 --> 00:01:01,075 Oh, hey! 28 00:01:01,155 --> 00:01:03,245 29 00:01:03,325 --> 00:01:05,495 Oh, yeah! 30 00:01:05,575 --> 00:01:07,995 31 00:01:08,085 --> 00:01:09,335 - What'd you get? 32 00:01:09,415 --> 00:01:10,835 - I think this is broken. 33 00:01:10,915 --> 00:01:14,375 It says I exhibit thrill-seeking behaviors. 34 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:15,795 That's ridiculous. 35 00:01:15,885 --> 00:01:17,505 Everyone knows the only thrill I 36 00:01:17,595 --> 00:01:20,635 seek is changing the percentage of cocoa on my chocolate. 37 00:01:20,715 --> 00:01:22,475 - Did you make it all the way to 90%? 38 00:01:22,555 --> 00:01:24,895 - I couldn't make it past the 85% threshold. 39 00:01:24,975 --> 00:01:26,355 - Oh. 40 00:01:26,435 --> 00:01:28,815 But still, that's not your only thrill. 41 00:01:28,895 --> 00:01:30,475 - This has gone too far! 42 00:01:30,565 --> 00:01:33,195 I thought I was being a rebel by breaking the rules, 43 00:01:33,275 --> 00:01:34,445 but I'm not. 44 00:01:34,525 --> 00:01:35,985 I'm a chicken. 45 00:01:36,065 --> 00:01:39,325 And I'm shutting this down. 46 00:01:39,405 --> 00:01:40,695 - Too late. 47 00:01:40,785 --> 00:01:42,575 Once the toothpaste is out, there's no 48 00:01:42,655 --> 00:01:44,615 putting it back in the tube. 49 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,415 Toothpaste. 50 00:01:46,495 --> 00:01:48,455 all: Toothpaste! Toothpaste! 51 00:01:48,535 --> 00:01:50,295 - Then I volunteer as tribute. 52 00:01:50,375 --> 00:01:52,205 [all gasp] 53 00:01:52,295 --> 00:01:53,545 I started this mess. 54 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:56,385 It's only right I end it. 55 00:01:56,465 --> 00:01:59,805 Dimitri, helmet. 56 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:02,805 [upbeat music] 57 00:02:02,885 --> 00:02:06,345 58 00:02:06,435 --> 00:02:11,645 - Ready, set, go! 59 00:02:11,725 --> 00:02:14,735 - Ahh! 60 00:02:14,815 --> 00:02:31,125 61 00:02:31,205 --> 00:02:36,005 Oh! 62 00:02:36,085 --> 00:02:37,505 Eh. 63 00:02:37,585 --> 00:02:48,515 64 00:02:48,595 --> 00:02:50,185 - Huh. 65 00:02:50,265 --> 00:02:51,605 Wait a sec. 66 00:02:51,685 --> 00:02:53,185 I think mine's wrong, too. 67 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:56,695 It says, you enjoy the spotlight. 68 00:02:56,775 --> 00:02:58,735 I don't enjoy the spotlight. 69 00:02:58,815 --> 00:03:00,365 The spotlight enjoys me. 70 00:03:00,445 --> 00:03:08,455 [singing in hebrew] 71 00:03:08,535 --> 00:03:14,245 Amen 72 00:03:14,335 --> 00:03:16,045 [applause] - Whoo! 73 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,005 [soft music] 74 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:28,805 75 00:03:28,885 --> 00:03:33,565 - Look at what we've done 76 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:36,225 - You know it's bad 77 00:03:36,315 --> 00:03:40,065 We polluted a ton 78 00:03:40,155 --> 00:03:43,155 - Do you ever think with all we knew 79 00:03:43,235 --> 00:03:46,235 If we came together to see this through 80 00:03:46,325 --> 00:03:53,035 - After all, there's only one who knows just what to do 81 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:54,495 - And that's me! 82 00:03:54,585 --> 00:03:56,665 Me and only me 83 00:03:56,755 --> 00:03:59,505 I am just what this world needs 84 00:03:59,585 --> 00:04:02,505 Save the forests and the trees 85 00:04:02,585 --> 00:04:06,055 From collapsing misery 86 00:04:06,135 --> 00:04:08,595 It's me and only me 87 00:04:08,675 --> 00:04:11,225 - You go in that ring, and it will be your last fight. 88 00:04:11,305 --> 00:04:14,395 - A British accent-- you can judge a good actor just 89 00:04:14,475 --> 00:04:17,565 by the way they do accents. 90 00:04:17,645 --> 00:04:19,985 - Listen, kid-- nope, that's Aussie. 91 00:04:20,065 --> 00:04:22,315 Listen. No, never mind. 92 00:04:22,405 --> 00:04:23,735 Listen, kid. 93 00:04:23,815 --> 00:04:26,075 I've been boxing longer than you've been alive. 94 00:04:26,155 --> 00:04:29,955 You might knock me out, but you'll never keep me down! 95 00:04:30,035 --> 00:04:33,035 - This is better than the movie. 96 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:36,165 [soft music] 97 00:04:36,245 --> 00:04:40,915 - I guess this is goodbye. 98 00:04:41,005 --> 00:04:43,335 You weren't my hero to start. 99 00:04:43,425 --> 00:04:46,465 But you sure are my hero now. 100 00:04:46,555 --> 00:04:47,805 - Oh! 101 00:04:47,885 --> 00:04:49,305 [applause] 102 00:04:49,385 --> 00:04:50,885 Real tears! 103 00:04:50,975 --> 00:04:52,725 Those are real tears! 104 00:04:52,805 --> 00:04:54,305 Take note! 105 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,725 - I still should have gotten that monologue. 106 00:04:56,815 --> 00:05:00,895 - That's probably why your test says you are too competitive. 107 00:05:00,985 --> 00:05:02,695 - I really don't get that one. 108 00:05:02,775 --> 00:05:05,155 I'm definitely way less competitive than you. 109 00:05:05,235 --> 00:05:06,365 - No way. 110 00:05:06,445 --> 00:05:08,535 I'm way less competitive. 111 00:05:08,615 --> 00:05:12,995 - Name one time I've ever been competitive. 112 00:05:13,075 --> 00:05:15,245 The skip-a-thon's coming up, and nobody 113 00:05:15,325 --> 00:05:16,325 cares about winning. 114 00:05:16,415 --> 00:05:17,995 - [sighs] It's so typical. 115 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,875 But hey, what makes you care about winning? 116 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:22,715 - My experiment with Julie. 117 00:05:22,795 --> 00:05:24,585 - Mm-hmm. - And I love pizza parties. 118 00:05:24,675 --> 00:05:25,835 - Mm-hmm. 119 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,005 - And the taste of victory is the most 120 00:05:27,095 --> 00:05:28,465 intoxicating thing in the world. 121 00:05:28,555 --> 00:05:29,715 - Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:35,232 [upbeat music] 123 00:05:35,312 --> 00:05:39,862 124 00:05:39,942 --> 00:05:41,532 Thanks for agreeing to come try. 125 00:05:41,612 --> 00:05:43,952 Because I think we have a shot. 126 00:05:44,032 --> 00:05:45,992 - Well, that makes one of us. 127 00:05:46,072 --> 00:05:48,912 128 00:05:48,992 --> 00:05:51,622 - We're over an hour in, and by some miracle, 129 00:05:51,702 --> 00:05:54,752 Spit Valve is still going, but fading fast. 130 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:55,922 - You got this, SV! 131 00:05:56,002 --> 00:05:57,922 - I really don't. 132 00:05:58,002 --> 00:06:01,052 133 00:06:01,132 --> 00:06:02,552 - Yes, you do, and I know exactly 134 00:06:02,632 --> 00:06:05,642 what you need to keep going. 135 00:06:05,722 --> 00:06:09,062 - Um, what are you doing? 136 00:06:09,142 --> 00:06:10,852 - Come on, Spit Valve! You can do it! 137 00:06:10,932 --> 00:06:11,892 [jazz music playing] 138 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,272 - Lydia, he's losing steam. 139 00:06:14,352 --> 00:06:17,812 - Is that atonal jazz in 9/8 time? 140 00:06:17,902 --> 00:06:19,232 - This is my jam! 141 00:06:19,322 --> 00:06:20,402 - You got this. 142 00:06:20,482 --> 00:06:21,402 We need you for nine more minutes! 143 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,152 - I got this. 144 00:06:23,242 --> 00:06:27,112 [intense music] 145 00:06:27,202 --> 00:06:29,492 - On "Conspiracies and Coincidences," 146 00:06:29,582 --> 00:06:31,992 are aliens living in your very own backyard? 147 00:06:32,082 --> 00:06:33,662 For the next half hour, we'll tell you 148 00:06:33,752 --> 00:06:35,502 why the shadow government is keeping it from you. 149 00:06:35,582 --> 00:06:36,872 Here are the straight facts. 150 00:06:36,962 --> 00:06:39,132 - Yes! This is my jam! 151 00:06:39,212 --> 00:06:40,502 - I'm sorry, Pheebs. 152 00:06:40,592 --> 00:06:42,422 I didn't know what to play to pump you up! 153 00:06:42,512 --> 00:06:43,512 - Don't worry, boss. 154 00:06:43,592 --> 00:06:44,882 I'll just keep on skipping. 155 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,262 Whatever you need. 156 00:06:46,342 --> 00:06:47,932 - That's it. 157 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:50,352 Phoebe, I'm so, so proud of you. 158 00:06:50,432 --> 00:06:52,432 And I'm making you assistant captain. 159 00:06:52,522 --> 00:06:54,642 - Really? 160 00:06:54,732 --> 00:06:56,062 - I can't believe it. 161 00:06:56,142 --> 00:06:57,852 Somehow, validation from someone she looks up to 162 00:06:57,942 --> 00:07:02,022 is enough to motivate Phoebe, and somehow, that's Lydia? 163 00:07:02,112 --> 00:07:04,692 [cheers and applause] 164 00:07:04,782 --> 00:07:06,202 Seconds left. 165 00:07:06,282 --> 00:07:07,822 Five, four-- 166 00:07:07,912 --> 00:07:10,872 - Three, two, one! 167 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,242 [buzzer] 168 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,872 [cheers and applause] 169 00:07:13,952 --> 00:07:17,542 - Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, against all odds, 170 00:07:17,622 --> 00:07:19,292 a group of kids with moisturizing 171 00:07:19,382 --> 00:07:22,802 ointment for a name have won the skip-a-thon! 172 00:07:22,882 --> 00:07:25,802 [exciting music] 173 00:07:25,882 --> 00:07:27,972 174 00:07:28,052 --> 00:07:30,342 - Well, according to this book, a competitive edge 175 00:07:30,432 --> 00:07:33,722 is necessary for success as a popular actor. 176 00:07:33,812 --> 00:07:36,732 - How does an unrelenting need to outdo people possibly 177 00:07:36,812 --> 00:07:38,142 make you popular? 178 00:07:38,232 --> 00:07:39,852 - Well, you can't win an EGOT without breaking 179 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:42,522 a few legs first. 180 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:48,202 - Do you mean as in good luck or actually breaking legs? 181 00:07:48,282 --> 00:07:49,782 - I said what I said. 182 00:07:49,862 --> 00:07:53,162 [whimsical music] 183 00:07:53,242 --> 00:07:58,622 OK, so my competitiveness may be a strength and a weakness. 184 00:07:58,712 --> 00:07:59,922 - Um, heh. 185 00:08:00,002 --> 00:08:01,422 - But that's only because I have 186 00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:03,712 loads of the next trait you need to be successful-- 187 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,302 perseverance. 188 00:08:05,382 --> 00:08:07,802 In fact, we both do. 189 00:08:07,882 --> 00:08:08,882 - Are you kidding? 190 00:08:08,972 --> 00:08:10,932 I have no resiliency at all. 191 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,142 - That's just not true. 192 00:08:13,222 --> 00:08:15,772 - Well, I have good news and bad news. 193 00:08:15,852 --> 00:08:16,932 - OK. 194 00:08:17,022 --> 00:08:18,062 - I made the team. 195 00:08:18,142 --> 00:08:19,392 - [screams] Oh, my God! 196 00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:21,232 You made the team? That's incredible news! 197 00:08:21,312 --> 00:08:22,652 What position are you? 198 00:08:22,732 --> 00:08:24,362 - Sitting on the bench. I'm Deirdre's backup. 199 00:08:24,442 --> 00:08:25,482 - That is bad news. 200 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:26,902 I'm so sorry. - What? 201 00:08:26,982 --> 00:08:28,112 No, that was the good news. 202 00:08:28,192 --> 00:08:29,492 I get to be on the field hockey team 203 00:08:29,572 --> 00:08:31,162 without ever having to play field hockey. 204 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:32,782 - So, then, what's the bad news? 205 00:08:32,872 --> 00:08:34,282 - Well, there's one more thing I have to do if I'm 206 00:08:34,372 --> 00:08:35,532 on the field hockey team. 207 00:08:35,622 --> 00:08:36,542 - Mm-hmm? 208 00:08:36,622 --> 00:08:37,832 - Initiation. 209 00:08:37,912 --> 00:08:39,582 - So? 210 00:08:39,662 --> 00:08:41,002 You get to hang out with them and learn about being popular. 211 00:08:41,082 --> 00:08:42,672 - Or they'll figure out I'm not really a jock 212 00:08:42,752 --> 00:08:44,922 and bully me for the rest of the school year? 213 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,052 Sorry, Lydia, but there's absolutely no way 214 00:08:47,132 --> 00:08:48,842 you can talk me into this one. 215 00:08:48,922 --> 00:08:50,472 [upbeat music] 216 00:08:50,552 --> 00:08:52,392 - And go! 217 00:08:52,472 --> 00:08:53,842 - Where? - Now! 218 00:08:53,932 --> 00:08:55,182 - Now? 219 00:08:55,262 --> 00:08:56,472 - Just run! 220 00:08:56,562 --> 00:08:58,182 221 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:01,852 Julie, you have to-- 222 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,022 run back. 223 00:09:04,112 --> 00:09:08,572 - Have the ball in line with your left foot, and swing. 224 00:09:08,652 --> 00:09:09,942 - Ha! 225 00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:13,822 226 00:09:13,912 --> 00:09:15,242 Look. 227 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:18,792 Kelly, Deirdre, I appreciate your enthusiasm. 228 00:09:18,872 --> 00:09:21,412 Both my dads tried to teach me how to catch a ball. 229 00:09:21,502 --> 00:09:23,582 But both gave up. 230 00:09:23,672 --> 00:09:25,632 I suggest you do the same. 231 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:27,842 - We believe in you, Julie Graham-Chang. 232 00:09:27,922 --> 00:09:35,802 233 00:09:35,892 --> 00:09:39,852 [cheering] 234 00:09:39,932 --> 00:09:41,022 - See? 235 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,352 You stuck it out, and everything 236 00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:44,732 worked out in the end. 237 00:09:44,812 --> 00:09:46,772 - If by "work out," you mean narrowly 238 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:50,612 avoid being the laughingstock of the school. 239 00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:55,662 - [grunting] 240 00:09:55,742 --> 00:09:57,122 Ugh. 241 00:09:57,202 --> 00:10:01,002 OK. 242 00:10:01,082 --> 00:10:02,752 Ugh! 243 00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:06,582 I need painkillers, rest, and a snowsuit, but not in the way 244 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:11,212 you think-- an actual suit made out of snow to ice my body. 245 00:10:11,302 --> 00:10:12,552 I'm never going to get this. 246 00:10:12,632 --> 00:10:13,972 - Of course you are. 247 00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:16,842 You just got to believe in yourself. 248 00:10:16,932 --> 00:10:18,182 - Really? 249 00:10:18,262 --> 00:10:20,062 You think a lack of confidence is my issue? 250 00:10:20,142 --> 00:10:22,272 - Right, because you'll be a failure your whole life 251 00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:23,892 if you don't land an ollie. 252 00:10:23,982 --> 00:10:25,482 - Too far in the other direction. 253 00:10:25,562 --> 00:10:26,602 - Lyds, look. 254 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:28,362 I believe in you. 255 00:10:28,442 --> 00:10:29,612 OK? 256 00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:31,652 Maybe for the only time in your life, 257 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:40,992 I'm cheering for you to succeed. 258 00:10:41,082 --> 00:10:42,502 - [gasps] Oh, my gosh! 259 00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:44,162 That was the greatest! 260 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,208 [shrieks] 261 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,610 [soft percussive music] 262 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,030 263 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,410 Good enough. 264 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:59,250 265 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:01,210 OK, so we fail sometimes. 266 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:03,040 - We fail a lot. 267 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,130 Do you think it's because we overthink things? 268 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:06,670 - Overthink? 269 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,880 That's not something I ever worry about. 270 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,340 - You're right. 271 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,840 I'm just probably overthinking that, unless-- 272 00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:15,260 - We get more popular 273 00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:18,430 while the dweebs get dweebier. 274 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,680 Why does everyone love him so much? 275 00:11:20,770 --> 00:11:22,900 He thinks wedgies are the highest form of comedy. 276 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:24,770 Impeccable teeth, perfect hair, and-- 277 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,730 - Oh, yeah, E-watches. - Bow headphones. 278 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,030 - Fabulosity. 279 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,320 - Evan, Portia, and Dawn-- 280 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,780 - He's never worn the same pair twice. 281 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,360 - Spit Valve? 282 00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:35,870 - Julie? 283 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:36,870 Julie? 284 00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:38,290 You're spiraling. 285 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,950 Come back. 286 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,040 - Sorry. 287 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:46,210 Got lost in there. 288 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,000 Thank goodness I have you here, though. 289 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:51,130 I can't imagine being in middle school without you. 290 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,800 - Same. 291 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,680 Is that why the book says we're completely codependent? 292 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,720 Is that a bad thing? 293 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:02,270 - Well, the book says it can mean we have trouble forming 294 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,940 healthy relationships with others, having 295 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:08,150 our own opinions, and we value the approval of someone 296 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:09,690 else over our own thoughts. 297 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:11,780 - I think this is totally wrong. 298 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,280 Just because we love each other doesn't 299 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,910 mean we're completely codependent, 300 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:19,410 unless you think we are? 301 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:20,410 - I don't know. 302 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,870 What do you think? 303 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,750 - We can't sit together? 304 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,170 We always eat lunch together. 305 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,790 [soft music] 306 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,250 Sometimes you have to give something up 307 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,000 to be part of the popular group. 308 00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:32,420 It's worth it, right? 309 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:36,760 310 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,890 - I miss Lydia. 311 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,060 - I miss Julie. 312 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:44,060 [upbeat music] 313 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:58,660 314 00:12:58,740 --> 00:12:59,830 - Hey, Mr. Graham. 315 00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:02,200 - Hey. 316 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,200 - Hey, Melody. 317 00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:04,330 Uh, where's Lydia? 318 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,580 - Is Julie home? 319 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,710 - I think Julie is with her "friends." 320 00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,920 - I think Lydia is with her friends. 321 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,420 - Oh. - Oh. 322 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:28,350 - Please welcome our skip-a-thon champs. 323 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:36,700 - Where's the rest of them? 324 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:40,950 [Lazzzy Party's "On a Roll" playing] 325 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:44,040 - Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya 326 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:48,670 Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya 327 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:52,130 Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya 328 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:55,630 Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya 329 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,670 I see you doing, I like it, too 330 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,260 - Is this the Lydie-Bop? 331 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,760 - That rhythm make it move 332 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:04,430 Yeah, I see what you started 333 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,350 Everybody in the room 334 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,440 They want it now, they want it now 335 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,940 Let's give it to them 336 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:15,900 We're on a roll together, singing ya, ya, whoa-oh 337 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,950 338 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:23,450 We're on another level, singing ya, ya, whoa-oh 339 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,120 340 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,120 - Hey. 341 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,290 - You came. 342 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:30,250 - Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya 343 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:33,420 Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya 344 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,920 Anybody like disco? 345 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah 346 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,920 'Cause I do 347 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:41,050 I like rock and roll, too, mm-hmm 348 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,470 Anybody want to party? 349 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:43,680 Yeah 350 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,140 'Cause I do 351 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,640 We could lie down, let the bass boom 352 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,140 That's how we do 353 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,850 All right, all right, hey, let me talk to you 354 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:53,230 - Psht, we're totally fine. 355 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:57,280 [both sigh] 356 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,320 - Where are you going? 357 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,200 - To get a drink? 358 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,450 Do you want to come with? 359 00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:07,410 - Obviously. 360 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,580 OK, it looks like the next trait we need 361 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:13,710 is courage, courage to express your feelings. 362 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,000 Easy. 363 00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:16,500 - Really? 364 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:22,050 Remember that one time you punched Chuck? 365 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,220 - I never punched Chuck. 366 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,430 - Hm. 367 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:26,640 - I punched Chuck. 368 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,930 - Why? 369 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,930 - I don't know if I'm ready for this. 370 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,100 - We can always try again tomorrow, 371 00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,850 something less ambitious. 372 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:36,690 Or if you want, we could just hang. 373 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,150 - Is he asking me out? 374 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,820 No, what if he's not? 375 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:44,450 - So, what do you think? 376 00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:45,620 - That'd be fun! 377 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,990 Buddy. 378 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,200 - OK. 379 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:52,250 - Did it really happen like that? 380 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,750 I might have blocked it out. 381 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,580 - Yeah, you tend to block out any and all 382 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,250 Chuck-related embarrassment. 383 00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:58,960 Do you remember your audition? 384 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,460 - I'd rather not. 385 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,340 Oh, it's happening. 386 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,010 I didn't know how you liked it so I just put six sugars. 387 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,600 - Oh, thanks. 388 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,810 You ready to go up there again? 389 00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:11,600 - OK. 390 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,190 Just channel how you're feeling. 391 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:17,190 [soft piano music] 392 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:22,820 393 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,450 Dust has settled 394 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,910 Now you're just a memory 395 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:32,540 I've gone over every word you said to me 396 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:37,830 And I wonder what we could have been 397 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:43,010 'Cause I lost you, and she found you 398 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:48,090 And I just can't let you go 399 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:52,350 Was she smarter than me? 400 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:56,690 Loved a little harder than me? 401 00:16:56,770 --> 00:17:02,070 Tell me what she was and I wasn't 402 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:07,320 Tell me what she did and I didn't 403 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:12,490 Baby, what do you see in her? 404 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:16,620 Maybe she's just her 405 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,080 406 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:22,710 Was she smarter than me? 407 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:27,090 Loved a little harder than me? 408 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:32,260 Tell me what she was that I wasn't 409 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:37,600 Tell me what she did that I didn't 410 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:43,150 Baby, what did you see in her? 411 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:49,160 Maybe she's just her 412 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,620 [applause] 413 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:53,740 - Whoo! 414 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,500 - Go, Lydia! 415 00:17:55,580 --> 00:18:00,170 [applause] 416 00:18:02,238 --> 00:18:03,698 - At least I sounded good. 417 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,698 - Because you had the courage to say how you feel. 418 00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:07,748 Wait, am I quoting Ms. Harrington? 419 00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:11,118 - Your piece isn't ready, or you're not ready? 420 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,078 Part of being an artist is having the courage 421 00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:16,498 to show your work, to pour your guts on the floor, 422 00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:19,168 and let the world know that's what's inside of you. 423 00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:21,218 So, do you have it, Julie? 424 00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:23,718 Do you have the courage? 425 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:27,518 [dramatic music] 426 00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:29,058 - No, I don't. - Hmm. 427 00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:30,308 - No, Dad, please! 428 00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:32,098 - Julie, we came to see your work. 429 00:18:32,188 --> 00:18:33,268 - James, is this really necessary? 430 00:18:33,348 --> 00:18:34,478 - No, wait! 431 00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:35,608 I really need to tell you something. 432 00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:36,768 - I'm your father. 433 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,108 I'm going to come see your work. 434 00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:39,278 Where is it? 435 00:18:39,358 --> 00:18:40,698 - Wait, wait. 436 00:18:40,778 --> 00:18:41,778 - We made these shirts for you and-- shirts. 437 00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:42,858 - Where is it? 438 00:18:42,948 --> 00:18:44,158 - We got it them bulk and-- 439 00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:47,288 - Is that-- 440 00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:50,458 - Us? 441 00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:51,828 - Let me explain. 442 00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:55,078 - No, I get it. 443 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,458 You're growing up. 444 00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:59,508 I mean, it's really good, JuJu Bean. 445 00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:02,758 It's not exactly subtle. 446 00:19:02,838 --> 00:19:05,048 - I'm not your little girl anymore. 447 00:19:05,138 --> 00:19:08,638 I've wanted to tell you, but I didn't want to upset you. 448 00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:11,428 Are you mad? 449 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,348 - It's-- 450 00:19:13,438 --> 00:19:16,358 [soft music] 451 00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:18,268 452 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:22,488 I just love it so much! 453 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:24,318 [sobbing] 454 00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:25,948 - This might be worse. 455 00:19:26,028 --> 00:19:27,738 - Oh, sweet pea. 456 00:19:27,828 --> 00:19:32,368 We can never be upset with you for expressing how you feel, 457 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:35,418 especially when it's done this powerfully. 458 00:19:35,498 --> 00:19:36,578 - Really? 459 00:19:36,668 --> 00:19:38,248 - Yeah. 460 00:19:38,338 --> 00:19:42,418 - Come here, JuJu Bean. 461 00:19:42,508 --> 00:19:44,548 - Wow, maybe this book is on to something. 462 00:19:44,628 --> 00:19:46,838 Do we know who wrote it? 463 00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:49,468 - Uh, Sage wrote the book? 464 00:19:49,558 --> 00:19:51,518 - Did you check when you bought it? 465 00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:53,728 - Who checks the author when you buy a book? 466 00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:56,018 It was a bestseller on the theater website. 467 00:19:56,098 --> 00:19:57,398 - Huh. 468 00:19:57,478 --> 00:19:58,648 Maybe Sage has a better understanding 469 00:19:58,728 --> 00:20:00,688 of the human condition than we thought. 470 00:20:00,778 --> 00:20:01,818 - Nope. 471 00:20:01,898 --> 00:20:03,438 She's a monster. 472 00:20:03,528 --> 00:20:05,858 And nothing she says or does will ever change my mind. 473 00:20:05,948 --> 00:20:07,118 - You're a really good friend. 474 00:20:07,198 --> 00:20:08,568 Your voice is really coming along. 475 00:20:08,658 --> 00:20:09,868 Maybe you'll get a solo this year. 476 00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:11,368 I can't wait to hear what you sing. 477 00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:12,868 Being partners with you has been some of the most 478 00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:14,408 fun I've had in a long time. 479 00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:15,918 I could never stay mad at my bestie. 480 00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:17,378 That was amazing. 481 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,998 The best performance I've ever seen. 482 00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:20,038 - See? 483 00:20:20,128 --> 00:20:21,708 A total monster. 484 00:20:21,798 --> 00:20:23,918 What does she know about being a successful actor anyway? 485 00:20:24,008 --> 00:20:26,928 [soft piano music] 486 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,428 - People talk too much 487 00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:33,768 Make you believe you're not enough 488 00:20:33,848 --> 00:20:37,688 Raise your voice, drown them out 489 00:20:37,768 --> 00:20:42,438 Tell the whole wide world 490 00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:46,738 I'll be the star, the dream 491 00:20:46,818 --> 00:20:50,778 The brightest light the world has seen 492 00:20:50,868 --> 00:20:53,618 Through with the talk 493 00:20:53,698 --> 00:20:58,078 And the doubting everything I've got 494 00:20:58,168 --> 00:21:01,088 It's time to change my story 495 00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:05,338 Turn the page 496 00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:07,628 'Cause forever I'll be 497 00:21:07,718 --> 00:21:12,598 The girl who's center stage 498 00:21:12,678 --> 00:21:16,768 Center Sage 499 00:21:16,848 --> 00:21:18,808 [cheers and applause] 500 00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:21,228 - You were born to be in the theater, Sage. 501 00:21:21,308 --> 00:21:23,188 - That's it. 502 00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:25,818 We can't listen to Sage's advice. 503 00:21:25,898 --> 00:21:28,648 We need to write our own book, just as soon as we're 504 00:21:28,738 --> 00:21:30,908 finished collecting data. 505 00:21:30,988 --> 00:21:32,198 - So much for this experiment. 506 00:21:32,278 --> 00:21:35,998 I guess it's back to the drawing board. 507 00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:38,038 [sighs] 508 00:21:38,118 --> 00:21:41,038 [upbeat music] 509 00:21:41,128 --> 00:21:48,218 510 00:21:48,268 --> 00:21:52,818 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33473

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