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- Hey, Spit Valve.
Why so happy, Pappy?
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- Rush just released
a compendium
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of their entire catalog
of sheet music.
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- Hmm.
- And that's a good thing?
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- Is Neil Peart the greatest
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prog-rock percussionist
of all time?
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The answer is yes.
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- Hmm.
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- Hello, Maplecrew!
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Just me, DJ Larocque-star
here,
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reminding you that
tomorrow is--
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drum roll, please.
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Is everybody doing it?
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Are we drum rolling?
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- No.
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- I'm going to assume yes!
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Anyway, tomorrow is Mapleview's
astounding treasure hunt!
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[air horn blasts]
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- [gasps]
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- It's the best
day of the year.
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- It doesn't hold
a candle to Rush.
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- But hold on to your
snapbacks, cool cats,
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because we have
a special surprise.
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This year's competition
will be featured on TV.
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- [laughs]
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- Local news,
but still exciting!
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Please submit your teams to my
office by the end of the day.
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- [squeals]
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- Wait, wait.
Hang on.
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Look around.
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[soft upbeat music]
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All the popular kids
paired together
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and the dweebs
with each other.
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Everyone stays in their
predetermined friend groups.
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The popular get more popular,
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while the dweebs get dweebier.
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Everyone is stuck in their
place in the hierarchy.
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It's completely unfair.
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Don't Dimitri and
Spit Valve deserve
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to ascend to greatness?
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- This rhythm is
needlessly complicated.
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- That's what makes
it so prog-rock!
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- They seem pretty comfortable
with where they stand.
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- Don't you see?
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This is the reason why we
haven't been able
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to crack the popularity code!
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But that ends now.
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It's time to change the game.
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[upbeat music]
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Ah, age-old question--
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will sabotaging a televised
competition make us popular?
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- Explain again how this is
going to make us popular.
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- If we blow up
an unfair system,
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everyone becomes equal
in social status.
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- And we become the cool kids.
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- Sure.
- OK.
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OK, OK.
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- Right now, everyone stays
in their social groups--
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unpopular and popular.
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And no one breaks out.
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We just need to get them
to see they can get along.
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- By forcing them together?
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- Exactly, just like how oil
and vinegar will mix together
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if you shake them hard enough.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- All right,
let's emulsify these suckers.
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- OK.
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Step one, get into
Larocque's computer
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and change the
team list, matching
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a popular kid with a dork.
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Step two, watch one
of these new pairs
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skyrocket to victory.
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Step three, laugh as the
established hierarchy
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comes crashing down,
realigning popularity forever!
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[evil laugh]
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- OK.
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I hear you, and I see you,
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but I still want to do the
treasure hunt with you.
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- I'll pair you up with Chuck.
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- Let's do it.
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- We start at 0800 hours.
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- You could just say 8:00.
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[suspenseful music]
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Larocque spotted going into
the staff washroom,
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which means we've got a solid
15 minutes.
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And his first flush is
usually a two-minute warning.
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How's the hacking?
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- Pfft.
Easy.
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Just creating a cyber
back-loop from his mainframe
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into his PNC server,
then I decouple his router
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and isolate his VPN firewall.
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- Whoa, really?
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- Yeah, no.
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I'm just going to try
and guess his password.
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Baba usually writes
his down somewhere.
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Grading, attendance,
team list--
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Team list!
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- What's going on in there?
Julie?
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Julie!
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- I'm in.
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- Oh, no.
Wait a second.
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Code Beige!
I repeat, Code Beige!
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Principal Larocque
is on his way!
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Ugh, did he even
wash his hands?
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Get out of there, Julie!
Other door! Other door!
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- The manatee has beached.
Mission accomplished.
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- This is bogus!
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Sage and Dimitri?
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Addison and Ursula?
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Me and River?
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- Excuse me.
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- No offense.
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- Oh, like you were
my first choice.
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- Smart move putting
a dork like Mike
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with a cool kid like River.
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- Wait, River is cool?
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- Jules.
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- So apparently,
we are partners now.
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- Ugh, no.
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- Dimitri!
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How did that happen?
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- Uh, submissions
were anonymous.
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Just because you picked Addison
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doesn't mean
Addison picked you.
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- Really?
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- OK, OK, OK, so, clearly,
the teams were changed somehow,
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but the camera crew is here,
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and it's too late
to do anything about it, so.
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[all sigh]
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Uh, Julie.
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- Uh, yeah, Principal Larocque?
[laughs]
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- I couldn't help but notice
that you don't have a partner.
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- Oh, I forgot to
give myself one.
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I mean--
submit one, of course!
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- Why don't you
partner up with me?
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You strike me as more
of a judge
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than a participant kind of kid.
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- Wait. [chuckles]
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You mean observe the pairings
and chart their progress
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without having
to concern myself
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with the minutia of competing?
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Now that sounds
just right for me.
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- Weird.
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[upbeat music]
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Huddle up, teams.
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Please give a warm welcome
to our camera guy,
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my good friend Mark.
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[applause]
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- Yo.
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- While you might have seen
his work on the local news,
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Mark is also an aspiring
reality TV producer.
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- I'm working
on my sizzle reel.
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Sss.
- [laughs] Pretty cool.
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Mark, any words of advice
for our contestants?
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- Yeah.
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Think of me
as a fly on the wall,
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capturing the honest truth,
friendships, bitter rivalries,
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shocking betrayals.
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You know, the juicy stuff.
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- And though we're mostly
focusing on teamwork
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and having fun, right?
- Sure.
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- Hello, and welcome
to the astounding
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Treasure Hunt Mapleview!
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[air horn blasts]
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Today, our student body
will test their speed,
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smarts, and teamwork.
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But first, the rules!
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Rules, rules, rules!
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Each team will
receive a clue leading
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them to a different challenge.
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Challenge!
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Once a team has
completed a challenge,
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they'll receive a new clue.
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Whoever finishes
every challenge first wins.
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Winner!
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Gagnant!
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Remember, watch out.
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Fail to complete a challenge,
and you will be eliminated.
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Eliminated!
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Ready, racers?
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Start your engines,
and may the best team win!
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That means go.
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- Oh, come on!
Go, go, go.
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Start in a place
with early yellow rings.
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You might see things
in reds, blues, or grays.
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- Early yellow rays.
That's morning sun, right?
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So, east side.
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- With all these color
references, it's got to be...
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The art room!
- The M&M store!
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- No, yeah,
you're definitely right.
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- Make sure that you
don't stumble and fall.
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You start where we often
bounce a round ball.
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- The basketball court.
- Too obvious.
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Pretty sure it's
the boiler room.
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Think about it.
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The boiler is round, and
it's a ball being in there.
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- It makes no sense.
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Of course, a lot of things
don't make sense today.
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- Oh, you mean
the partner thing?
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Who knows?
Not me.
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Matching sweatband?
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- OK, but why would they--
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- Just trust me.
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To the boiler room!
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- The boiler room.
We're going.
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- But we were given
different clues
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so we don't start
at the same place.
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Especially since ours says
go to the science room.
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- As Sanford Meisner
always says,
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you just have to
follow your instincts.
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- But I thought we were
supposed to follow the clues.
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- See?
There's nothing in here.
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Let's go.
- Are you sure?
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I'm sure it opens
from the inside.
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[door clanking]
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- Nope, it's locked.
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- Maybe lock picking
is part of the challenge?
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Or like an escape room?
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Julie's dad took
us to one once.
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It was really fun once we got
past the part of, you know,
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being trapped.
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Are you OK?
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- I'm kind of mad
at you right now.
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Actually, give me a minute.
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- Well, there's--
there's no clock in here,
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so we'll have to roughly guess
a minute.
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- No, I'm going in.
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Aha!
Caught you!
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My best friend and my boyfriend
conspiring against me.
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- Why would we be conspiring?
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- And how do you
define best friend?
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- I have never
felt so betrayed.
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- The door!
The door!
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- This is exactly the emotion
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my acting coach is trying
to help me unlock.
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[tense music]
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- Ah, are you all
right down here?
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There's so much shouting.
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- No, no, no!
- Don't let go of the door!
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It's gonna--
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lock.
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- Contestants,
show your esteemed judges
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how well you know your partner
by drawing them from memory.
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- OK, I'm done.
Three, two, one.
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Ugh.
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- Ugh!
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I know your secret.
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- That I'm Godzilla?
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- That you're a
shapeshifting lizard person
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who operates in the shadows
to destroy humanity.
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- Oh, um, Godzilla
doesn't really
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destroy things in secret.
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He's kind of open about it.
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- Looks like someone
knows too much.
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- It seemed like
an easier challenge
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when the teammates
were actually friends.
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- Honestly, I don't
think they're too bad.
265
00:10:31,483 --> 00:10:32,733
See?
266
00:10:32,823 --> 00:10:34,153
- The background
performer ruined my shot.
267
00:10:34,243 --> 00:10:35,823
Can we take it
again from the top?
268
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,033
- Do what again from the top?
269
00:10:38,113 --> 00:10:39,493
- Amateurs.
270
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:40,783
I can't work like this.
271
00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,243
- Wait!
272
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,583
What if I do it in a...
273
00:10:43,663 --> 00:10:44,663
[british accent]
British accent this time?
274
00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:47,003
Mark!
275
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,583
- By the way, I'm a judge!
276
00:10:48,673 --> 00:10:50,713
- I can't believe
you locked us in here.
277
00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:52,843
- I can't believe
you ran off with Lydia.
278
00:10:52,923 --> 00:10:54,633
- I can't believe
the door locks
279
00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:59,343
from the inside in clear
violation of the fire code.
280
00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:02,303
- Don't worry. They'll find us.
We just need to pass the time.
281
00:11:02,393 --> 00:11:05,313
We can play a game.
I spy?
282
00:11:05,393 --> 00:11:07,523
Charades?
283
00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:08,983
Chess?
284
00:11:09,063 --> 00:11:10,443
- Haven't you played
enough games for one day?
285
00:11:10,523 --> 00:11:13,193
- But we haven't
started the game.
286
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,533
- Sage, can you please
stop being so dramatic?
287
00:11:16,613 --> 00:11:18,783
- [gasps] You know I cannot.
288
00:11:18,863 --> 00:11:20,243
You can take the girl
off the stage,
289
00:11:20,323 --> 00:11:22,493
but you cannot take the stage
out of the girl.
290
00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:23,913
- What does that even mean?
291
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,293
- If you can't
handle me at my best,
292
00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:28,213
you don't deserve me
at my worst.
293
00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:30,083
Did I get that
Marilyn quote right?
294
00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:31,383
- I don't ever know
what you're saying.
295
00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:33,713
- [gasps] Am I not enunciating?
296
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:37,263
Because my acting coach says
I should work on that.
297
00:11:37,343 --> 00:11:40,593
- You mean your dad?
- He's accredited.
298
00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:43,643
- Uh, is charades
still on the table?
299
00:11:43,723 --> 00:11:44,853
- Absolutely.
300
00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:46,853
Sage, Chuck,
you want to go first?
301
00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:49,103
- You know what?
This isn't working.
302
00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:50,693
- It sure isn't.
- Fine.
303
00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:53,983
Then we're done here.
- Fine.
304
00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:56,983
- And I was going
to guess the breakup,
305
00:11:57,073 --> 00:11:58,573
but it was kind of cheating
306
00:11:58,653 --> 00:12:03,813
since you were
speaking out loud.
307
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,649
- Crawl, crawl, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
308
00:12:10,739 --> 00:12:11,859
There you go.
309
00:12:11,949 --> 00:12:13,149
Yep, now step over.
Step over.
310
00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:14,569
Step over.
Yeah, yeah.
311
00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:16,529
Two, three, four,
five, six, seven.
312
00:12:16,619 --> 00:12:18,579
Yeah, there's a rhythm to it.
313
00:12:18,659 --> 00:12:20,369
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's not a rhythm!
314
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,369
That's just counting to seven!
315
00:12:22,459 --> 00:12:24,079
- It's 7/8 time.
Yeesh.
316
00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,499
Why don't you listen
to something other
317
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:26,919
than empty pop music?
318
00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:28,999
- No, you listen to me,
Spit-for-Brains!
319
00:12:29,089 --> 00:12:32,419
I once commanded the Glossops
to win a dance-off.
320
00:12:32,509 --> 00:12:33,589
In heels.
321
00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:36,549
I'm not taking direction
from you.
322
00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:37,849
- You're right.
323
00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:40,349
You should be
barking orders at me.
324
00:12:40,429 --> 00:12:43,019
- Smartest thing
you've said all day.
325
00:12:43,099 --> 00:12:48,059
Now get over here.
326
00:12:48,149 --> 00:12:52,689
Now crawl, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
327
00:12:52,779 --> 00:12:54,489
- Lydia, can you
ask Chuck to return
328
00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:56,869
the bracelet I gave him?
329
00:12:56,949 --> 00:13:01,999
- Chuck--
330
00:13:02,079 --> 00:13:03,289
- Yeah?
331
00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:05,289
- Sage would like
her bracelet back.
332
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:11,799
- Lydia, can you tell Sage I'm
happy to give it back to her?
333
00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:13,129
- Sage--
334
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,179
- Uh, Lydia, can you
pass me the screwdriver?
335
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:18,799
- I'm not a courier, Dimitri.
336
00:13:18,889 --> 00:13:22,719
- Sage, Chuck is happy
to give the bracelet back.
337
00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:23,929
- Happy?
338
00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:26,559
Is that some passive-aggressive
dig?
339
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,569
Lydia, will you tell Chuck
that I expected more from him?
340
00:13:30,649 --> 00:13:34,489
- Lydia, can you tell Sage that
I was not taking a dig at her?
341
00:13:34,569 --> 00:13:37,069
- OK!
That is enough.
342
00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:38,489
Clearly,
there's a problem here.
343
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:41,409
But lucky for you two,
I'm a child of divorce.
344
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:44,789
I'm equipped in mediation.
345
00:13:44,869 --> 00:13:49,249
Come on.
346
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:53,959
Chuck, you're warm,
kind, and funny.
347
00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:58,299
Sage, can you acknowledge that?
348
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,509
- Fine.
349
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,509
Chuck, you're warm,
kind, and funny.
350
00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:03,259
- Great.
351
00:14:03,349 --> 00:14:06,519
Now, Sage, you're being
really mean to Chuck.
352
00:14:06,599 --> 00:14:07,769
Stop it.
353
00:14:07,849 --> 00:14:09,399
- It's not my
fault we broke up.
354
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:10,649
- It's not my fault either.
355
00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:11,979
If we hadn't been
trapped in here,
356
00:14:12,069 --> 00:14:14,819
we'd still be cool
with each other.
357
00:14:14,899 --> 00:14:16,189
Wait.
358
00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:18,449
Lydia trapped us in
here, which means--
359
00:14:18,529 --> 00:14:20,029
- It's your fault!
360
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,989
- OK, so it's an
egg-dropping challenge.
361
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,199
This'll be a breeze.
I throw eggs all the time.
362
00:14:25,289 --> 00:14:28,409
- Whoa, whoa. Slow down, tiger.
We're not breaking the eggs.
363
00:14:28,499 --> 00:14:29,959
We're protecting them.
364
00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:31,669
We have to build a cushion
so when we drop the egg,
365
00:14:31,749 --> 00:14:33,459
it doesn't break.
366
00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:36,169
- I have just the thing!
367
00:14:36,259 --> 00:14:38,379
- Why do you have
so many straws?
368
00:14:38,469 --> 00:14:40,639
- Spitballs don't
spit themselves.
369
00:14:40,719 --> 00:14:42,349
I recently switched
to sugar cane straws.
370
00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:43,889
They're biodegradable.
371
00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:48,519
It clears my conscience
while I prank.
372
00:14:48,599 --> 00:14:53,569
- Fascinating psychology.
Uh, well, let's try it.
373
00:14:53,649 --> 00:14:57,239
- Yes! River and Mike are
actually working together.
374
00:14:57,319 --> 00:14:58,319
It's happening!
375
00:14:58,399 --> 00:14:59,859
- We make quite the team.
376
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:01,319
We're like Woodward
and Bernstein.
377
00:15:01,409 --> 00:15:04,829
- Or like wads of paper
and saliva!
378
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:05,829
Yeah!
379
00:15:05,909 --> 00:15:07,079
- Here we go.
380
00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:08,369
- Julie, watch it!
381
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,249
- I am...watching it.
382
00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:13,839
- Ursula, you're supposed
to protect the egg!
383
00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:15,209
- I thought the
egg was genetically
384
00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:16,839
modified to be uncrackable.
385
00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:18,129
- Why would you think that?
386
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,129
- Because if you
don't know how GMOs
387
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,589
are altering our
entire food supply,
388
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:24,349
you're not paying attention.
389
00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:28,389
- Girls,
you've been eliminated.
390
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:34,149
Please take your knapsacks
and go.
391
00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:35,769
How was that?
Did I hit my mark?
392
00:15:35,859 --> 00:15:37,029
- It was fine.
393
00:15:37,109 --> 00:15:40,949
But as Warner Herzog
famously said...
394
00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:44,449
[german accent]
Her shoulder was in my frame.
395
00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,739
- Girls, come back!
396
00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:48,489
- We're ready to drop.
397
00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:51,999
- Three, two, one!
398
00:15:52,079 --> 00:15:53,289
- [gasps] Yeah!
399
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,039
- Ha-ha, yes!
- Yeah!
400
00:15:55,129 --> 00:15:57,129
- All right, come on!
- Whoo!
401
00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:59,129
- Uh, why are you cheering?
- Uh--
402
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,549
- This isn't the Supreme Court.
403
00:16:00,629 --> 00:16:02,219
Judges are supposed
to stay impartial.
404
00:16:02,299 --> 00:16:05,509
- [laughs]
I'm not cheering them on.
405
00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:09,059
I'm just saying, yams!
406
00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:10,429
Yams!
407
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:12,479
- Yams.
408
00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:13,979
- I love yams.
409
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:18,899
- Julie, walk with me.
410
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,149
- Oh.
411
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,739
What challenge
takes place here?
412
00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:25,279
- Julie,
I have reason to suspect...
413
00:16:25,369 --> 00:16:27,279
is this good?
414
00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:28,909
[dramatic music]
415
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:33,209
I have reason to suspect
you switched the teams.
416
00:16:33,289 --> 00:16:35,539
- Um, what?
Why would you think that?
417
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:37,249
- It's pretty obvious.
418
00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:39,499
I just can't understand why
you would sabotage something
419
00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:41,419
that means so much to so many.
420
00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:43,929
- Does it really mean that much
to everyone?
421
00:16:44,009 --> 00:16:45,219
- It means that much to me.
422
00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:47,799
This is my ticket
to local news fame.
423
00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:49,969
424
00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:52,519
- I'm sorry, but it's
not what you think it is!
425
00:16:52,599 --> 00:16:55,809
I did it for a good reason.
I wasn't just causing trouble.
426
00:16:55,899 --> 00:16:58,689
All those teams are
people who would never
427
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,019
have talked to each other.
428
00:17:00,109 --> 00:17:02,189
Popular girls
and conspiracy theorists?
429
00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:05,409
- I didn't know you were
into conspiracy theories!
430
00:17:05,489 --> 00:17:06,449
- What?
431
00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:09,159
- Queen bees and music nerds?
432
00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:12,409
- Excuse me, what does
she mean, "queen bees"?
433
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,159
- Theater kids
and student council dorks,
434
00:17:15,249 --> 00:17:20,289
and skater boys with the girls
who pine after him.
435
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:23,969
- She could be
talking about anybody.
436
00:17:24,049 --> 00:17:28,469
- They're all working together
because of what I did.
437
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,889
438
00:17:29,969 --> 00:17:33,729
[chuckles uncomfortably]
Was that on the PA?
439
00:17:33,809 --> 00:17:35,269
Why did you do that?
440
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:37,849
- Every good story needs
a villain,
441
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:42,439
especially one who is
constantly ruining my takes.
442
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,989
[whispers]
You're going to be a star.
443
00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:46,199
- Wait. Can we retake that?
Can I be the villain?
444
00:17:46,279 --> 00:17:49,619
I'm not here to make friends.
445
00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:50,893
446
00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:58,374
- Julie switched the teams?
- Did you know about this?
447
00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:00,714
Did you pick me?
448
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:02,084
- I--
449
00:18:02,174 --> 00:18:03,504
- Why would you do this?
- Don't yell at her.
450
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:04,844
- You're always trying
to police my emotions
451
00:18:04,924 --> 00:18:07,424
when my emotions
are my greatest strength!
452
00:18:07,514 --> 00:18:09,134
That's it!
It's over!
453
00:18:09,224 --> 00:18:10,884
- You can't say it's over.
I say it's over.
454
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:12,514
- I said it first!
455
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:15,684
- We've really got to get
out of here, right, Dimitri?
456
00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:17,184
Hey, have you
guys seen Dimitri?
457
00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:18,724
- I can't believe
I ever asked you out.
458
00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:19,894
I should have never
listened to Addison.
459
00:18:19,984 --> 00:18:21,394
- I can't believe I said yes.
460
00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:22,944
I should have never
listened to Addison.
461
00:18:23,024 --> 00:18:24,274
- You guys were only dating
462
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,614
because Addison
said you should?
463
00:18:25,694 --> 00:18:27,234
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:29,114
- Well, she said
we look cute together.
465
00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:30,114
It's not like she's wrong.
466
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:31,864
- She's wrong.
467
00:18:31,954 --> 00:18:35,284
But did you seriously only
start dating because of her?
468
00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:36,494
- Mm-hmm.
469
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:39,124
- I mean, I'm no dating expert.
470
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,294
- We know.
471
00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:42,544
- You literally
have no experience.
472
00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:45,214
- But shouldn't you
date someone you like?
473
00:18:45,294 --> 00:18:48,754
Someone you have things
in common with?
474
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:52,014
Not just because
your friends shipped you?
475
00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:53,634
- Sage, we're great as friends,
476
00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:55,184
but as boyfriend
and girlfriend--
477
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,264
- [sighs] We're terrible.
478
00:18:56,354 --> 00:19:00,064
Back to friends?
- Friends.
479
00:19:00,144 --> 00:19:02,354
- OK, so great.
So happy for you.
480
00:19:02,444 --> 00:19:03,984
Well, it looked like
everything worked out,
481
00:19:04,064 --> 00:19:06,194
so no reason to stay mad at me.
482
00:19:06,274 --> 00:19:08,654
- I could never stay mad
at my bestie.
483
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,824
- Gotta get out of here.
[metallic clanking]
484
00:19:10,904 --> 00:19:14,244
- Do you hear that?
485
00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:15,784
- Friends!
all: Dimitri?
486
00:19:15,874 --> 00:19:17,784
- I'm here to rescue you.
487
00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:18,784
Yippe-ki-yay.
488
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,334
- How did you get out?
489
00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:23,164
- I went through the
irrationally large air ducts.
490
00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:26,964
You are free!
491
00:19:27,044 --> 00:19:29,004
- [chuckles softly]
492
00:19:29,094 --> 00:19:32,014
[soft dramatic music]
493
00:19:32,094 --> 00:19:37,804
494
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:41,274
- You saved us!
495
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,604
[sighs]
496
00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:45,944
[chuckles softly]
497
00:19:46,024 --> 00:19:48,114
- It's been a big day
at Mapleview Middle.
498
00:19:48,194 --> 00:19:49,774
We're down to our
last two teams who
499
00:19:49,864 --> 00:19:52,694
should be coming in anytime.
500
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:54,454
[dramatic music]
501
00:19:54,534 --> 00:19:55,824
all: Boo!
502
00:19:55,914 --> 00:19:59,534
- OK, OK!
Sorry!
503
00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:01,164
Are they all mad at me?
504
00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:04,464
- Yeah, but at least
they're working together.
505
00:20:04,544 --> 00:20:06,084
To hate you.
506
00:20:06,174 --> 00:20:09,884
- Here they come!
507
00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:13,304
- OK, OK.
Come on.
508
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:15,054
- Last question--
509
00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:17,304
answer a trivia question
about your partner.
510
00:20:17,394 --> 00:20:19,434
What is your partner's
favorite book?
511
00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:22,354
- Ew.
Who reads for fun?
512
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:24,354
- I know this.
513
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:29,404
River's favorite book is,
OK, um...
514
00:20:29,484 --> 00:20:31,694
"All the President's Men"
by Woodward and Bernstein!
515
00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:33,864
- Yes!
- Yeah!
516
00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:36,494
both: We won!
[laughter and applause]
517
00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:39,034
- Whoo!
- Now that is a winner.
518
00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:41,784
- It sure is!
Good job, you guys!
519
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,754
- I told you!
Stay behind the camera!
520
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:49,084
- Yes! We actually did it!
- Oh, my goodness! [laughs]
521
00:20:49,174 --> 00:20:52,754
- I'm so tired.
- That took a lot.
522
00:20:52,844 --> 00:20:55,764
- Do you think everyone
still hates me?
523
00:20:55,844 --> 00:20:58,054
- For forcing friends apart,
causing chaos,
524
00:20:58,134 --> 00:21:00,854
and ruining the most fun day
of the year?
525
00:21:00,934 --> 00:21:01,894
Yes.
526
00:21:01,974 --> 00:21:03,314
- What?
- [imitating drumbeat]
527
00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:06,234
- Wh-what?
[sighs]
528
00:21:06,314 --> 00:21:10,654
Everything's exactly
the same as before?
529
00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:15,074
Everyone's back
with their old friends.
530
00:21:15,154 --> 00:21:18,534
Meaning it was all for nothing.
531
00:21:18,614 --> 00:21:20,204
- Sometimes experiments fail,
532
00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:22,954
but if it makes you feel any
better, you were diabolical.
533
00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:25,874
- Eh, it does a little bit.
534
00:21:25,954 --> 00:21:27,794
- What do you rate
this experiment?
535
00:21:27,874 --> 00:21:31,504
- I'd rate it zero teammates
out of 13.
536
00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:34,594
- That's--that's fair.
- Yeah.
537
00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:36,344
[both blow spitball]
538
00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:37,554
Good form.
539
00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:38,884
- Thank you.
540
00:21:38,974 --> 00:21:41,894
[upbeat music]
541
00:21:41,974 --> 00:21:49,064
542
00:21:49,114 --> 00:21:53,664
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