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- Donate, donate.

I'll put that out there.

Those too.

Ooh, some random baton sticky thingies,

uh, some headgear belonging to someone named Headgear Bruce.

You know what? Leave that over there.

Donate.

Ooh, Dive 'n' Dash. Cool.

"Caution--not safe for children under or over 12."

- I need to find the perfect costume piece

for my "Wonderful Wizard of Oz" audition.

If I lose out to Sage again,

everyone's going to laugh at me.

- No, they won't.

- [laughs]

I can't believe they punished you

into sorting the lost and found bin too.

- Oh, no, this isn't a punish--

- You think it's cool that we got in trouble?

- Mm.

- Ooh, I love vintage games.

"Grin & Dare It!" Hmm, interesting.

- Mike! Jaime!

I'm gonna need that putty to be 100% less silly.

Oh.

"Grin & Dare It?" I remember that game.

It was all the rage back when I was a student at Mapleview.

- Hmm.

- It ruined my 1992.

[dramatic musical sting]

Sort that into the garbage pile.

- [sighs] - Wait.

- If getting in trouble makes you cool,

doesn't that mean rebelling against

what he says also makes you cool?

Maybe this is our next experiment.

- Intriguing theory.

Let the games begin.

We'll show Mike and Jaime we can be as unruly as them.

[both laughing] - Yeah, yeah.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, yeah

All right

Oh, yeah

- Does being a rebel make you popular?

We've never considered this angle

because we always follow the rules.

Hmm.

Robin Hood--stole from the rich

and gave to the poor.

- And still had time to make a bold fashion statement.

Love that hat.

- Charlotte Bronte.

She didn't let being a woman of low status

in the 19th century stop her from writing "Jane Eyre."

- Or boring us to death in English class.

- And Nelson Mandela.

He led a revolution against apartheid

and, if the internet is correct,

also changed the way we spell Berenstein Bears.

- You mean Berenstain Bears?

- Mm, I remember it differently.

What about being rebellious makes them so popular?

- They challenged authority by radical acts.

And we will, too--

by playing a 30-year-old card game.

[knocking, door opening] - Hey.

Don't forget, tomorrow I'm picking you up

for your orthodontist appointment.

Please bring your retainer.

The least you can do is just pretend

that you use it in front of Dr. Singh, you know?

- Okay, Mom. Yeesh.

- Thank you. - [sighs]

- Not wearing orthodontia.

Total rebel. - See?

We're already halfway there. So what's the plan?

Whoo! - Totally.

[upbeat music]

[school bell rings]

"Pick a totally rad dare card and challenge a friend.

Then they challenge another friend."

So random! [giggles]

- "Up top, down low.

"Give a super special secret handshake

to the next person you see."

Hmm. - Seems easy enough.

Ready? both: One, two, three!

- Oh, oh!

- Titus Andronicus. - Oh, my gosh.

I am so sorry, Mister--

- Mr. Collins. And it's quite all right.

[chuckles] Sometimes in theater,

mistakes can be a gift.

And for when they're not, that's why you wear black.

- [chuckles nervously] Wait.

Are you the new drama teacher

who's holding the "Wonderful Wizard of Oz" auditions?

- I am. Are you auditioning?

What's your name? - Sage.

Lydia. - Well, see you there, Lydia.

- See ya.

Oh.

- Ooh.

Jules, I think I'm done playing "Grin & Dare It."

I can't let it interfere with my audition

more than it already has.

- Well, you still have to pick a card

and pass it on to someone else--

rules of the game.

- Oh, did I hear "game"?

I would love to participate.

- I don't know if you want to play this game, Dimitri.

- My internal polling suggests that the students

want to see their political leaders let loose

and have fun.

Eh, please, Lydia.

- [sighs]

"Wazzup! It's time for ketchup.

Open a bottle of ketchup and eat the whole thing."

- Whoa. - I'm so sorry, Dimitri.

You don't have to do this. You--

- No. Ugh.

[both laugh]

- Oh.

Thank goodness I remembered to pack my catsup.

Is it my turn to pick?

Oh.

Uh, "Grammar time in English?

More like hammer time in English."

Oh, who should I give this card to?

"When your teacher tells you to use proper grammar,

"respond by doing the typewriter

in your raddest pair of parachute pants."

[laughter]

- "Magnum PI-I!

Wear a fake mustache all day."

[upbeat music]

- Wow.

I could never grow that.

- "Let your backbone hide.

"Play the freshest game of hide and go seek

by finding the illest hiding spot."

- "How rude!

Tell the next person you see to cut it out."

- "You should say the word 'like'

after every, like, other word."

- "Daddy Mac will make you--

wear your shirt and pants backwards all day."

- Should I redo my hair?

I really want everyone to see Dorothy

when they look at me and not--

- Hey, Lydia.

I just saw the audition time slots,

and you're right after me.

- How about that, huh?

Hey, Chuck.

- I'll catch up with you at lunch.

- Yeah, bye.

Look, I know things have been a little weird since--

- Oh, don't worry.

Things have always been weird between you two.

Nope. Ignore what I said.

- Well, I just wanted to make sure

that there's no hard feelings.

- What? No, no, of-of course not.

- Okay, great!

Well, I can't wait to hear what you sing.

I'll be cheering you on.

- See ya.

- Did you hear that?

"I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings?

I'll be cheering for you?"

What a narcissist.

Anyway, what should I do with my hair?

- That last dare was great.

I've always wanted to pretend to be the janitor.

- Looks like you just actually mopped

the hallway for 45 minutes.

- Yeah, it was great.

You're up next.

- "Make a 10-straw spitball launcher."

Been there, done that.

What else have they got?

"Saran wrap on the toilet seat?"

What is this, summer camp?

- Wait, that was you?

- "Use a scrunchie to launch a slammer at your VCR

until it hits rewind on your VHS."

I have no idea what any of those words mean.

I have an idea.

- Whoa.

What are you doing?

- I decided to combine a bunch of cards together

into one mega dare.

Someone will walk into the Saran-wrapped doorway,

stumble back into the trash can,

and if I've calibrated the tripwire,

it'll pour a bucket of chocolate sauce on their head!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What?

- This isn't part of the rules.

You could get in serious trouble.

Any kid that falls in is going to go right to Larocque.

- [shouts] [clanking]

[groans]

- Oh! What did you do?

- Oh, I messed up the timing with the chocolate sauce.

- What is wrong with you? - [grunts]

Should I even bother asking if this is your doing, Mike?

- Probably not.

- Are those "Grin & Dare It" cards?

Did you intentionally disobey me?

- No, I didn't intentionally disob--

- What is up with everyone today?

First Dimitri and now you, Julie?

- Dimitri got in trouble too?

This is getting out of hand.

- I have never been so disappointed

in our brightest young minds--

and our dimmest.

I'll see you both in detention

along with the rest of your delinquent darers.

- I stand corrected.

The timing of the chocolate sauce was perfect.

- I'm sorry I got you all in detention.

- No sweat, Jules. Totally worth it.

- The game ends here.

You're lucky you're not all suspended.

I'll have you know, in '92, we had a zero-tolerance policy

for dare-based board game participation.

- That's weirdly specific.

- If I see it again, automatic suspension.

And don't think I can't trigger a recall

on your election win, mister.

- I understand and take full responsibility for my actions.

- I'm so sorry, Dimitri.

I didn't mean to get you in trouble.

The game got out of hand, and-- - It's okay.

Every good politician must learn to deal with a scandal.

[tapping on mic]

[mic screeching]

- I'm going to be singing an original composition,

one that's very close to my heart.

[clears throat]

[soft piano music]

People talk too much

Make you believe you're not enough

Raise your voice, drown them out

Tell the whole wide world

I'll be the star, the dream

The brightest light the world has seen

I'm through with the talk

And the doubting everything I've got

It's time to change my story, turn the page

'Cause forever I'll be

The girl who's center stage

Center Sage

[cheers and applause]

- You were born to be in the theater, Sage.

Wow.

Well, that's a tough act to follow.

Uh, next up, we have Lydia Goldblatt?

- [exhales]

- Break a leg. - [clears throat]

I'm Lydia.

I'm not performing an original composition.

My song is written by professionals.

[somber piano music]

Dust has settled

Now you're just a memory

I've gone over every word you said to me

And I wonder

- Can I just give you some advice?

- Yes?

- It sounds like you're performing a little bit

for the back of the house.

It's much simpler than that.

Just channel your feelings, okay?

- Okay. - You know what?

Why don't we take a moment, and we can get some coffee for me

because you spilt it on me. [chuckles]

- Yep.

I definitely will do that.

- All right.

- Spit Valve and Julie.

All right.

The person whose name I pull out of this hat

does the next dare.

- Didn't you hear what Principal Larocque said?

We could get suspended.

- That's what makes this dare the ultimate sign of rebellion.

And our next daree is--

[suspenseful music]

[in slow motion] Dimitri!

- [sighs]

- [speaking greek]

- I didn't know how you liked it,

so I just put six sugars.

- Ah, thanks.

You ready to go up there again? - Okay.

Just channel how you're feeling.

[somber piano music]

Dust has settled

Now you're just a memory

I've gone over every word you said to me

And I wonder what we could have been

'Cause I lost you

And she found you

And I just can't let you go

Was she smarter than me?

Laughed a little harder than me?

Tell me what she was that I wasn't

Tell me what she did that I didn't

Baby, what do you see in her?

Maybe she's just her

Was she smarter than me?

Laughed a little harder than me?

Tell me what she was that I wasn't

Tell me what she did that I didn't

Baby, what do you see in her?

Maybe she's just her

[cheers and applause]

- "Cowabunga.

Dive 'N' Dash down the hall for some totally radical fun."

[upbeat music]

You ready to do this?

Or are you going to chicken out?

- If I do this, I will be stripped of my office.

If not, I'll lose the respect.

- [clucking like a chicken]

- I'm so sorry, Dimitri.

I never thought this game would turn

into a peer-pressured nightmare.

- No, it's not exactly like that.

- Do it. Do it.

all: Do it. Do it.

Do it. Do it.

[soft dramatic music]

- Ready, set,

and go! - Stop!

This has gone too far.

I thought I was being a rebel by breaking the rules,

but I'm not.

I'm a chicken.

And I'm shutting this down.

- Too late.

Once the toothpaste is out,

there's no putting it back in the tube.

Toothpaste.

all: Toothpaste. Toothpaste.

- Then I volunteer as tribute.

[all gasp]

I started this mess.

It's only right if I end it.

Dimitri, helmet.

[upbeat music]

- Ready, set, go!

- [yelling]

[cheers and applause]

- What do you think you're doing, Julie Graham-Chang?

- [chuckles weakly]

- Go, go, go!

- Hey, guys! You're ditching me?

[chuckles nervously]

[ominous music]

[soft music]

- Hello, dearest mother.

- Wow, I don't think I've ever seen anyone so happy

to go to the orthodontist before.

Do you have your retainer? - Yes!

- Okay, someone's excited.

- My audition went great.

And it's all thanks to Mr. Collins.

He's the only one who's ever seen my true talent--

other than you, obviously.

- Yeah. Cool.

All right, let's get you to the orthodontist.

I can't wait to flush half my salary down the toilet.

[laughs] Oh, my gosh! - Come on!

- I am so sorry. - No, it's okay.

The coffee cooled down-- that or I've had so much

spilled on me today that I don't feel--

feel anything. - [chuckles] Yes, right.

- Hi, Mr. Collins.

- Oh, you're the famous Mr. Collins.

- Who would have thought it would take me

accepting a drama teacher gig to finally become famous?

- Right, well, I don't know, with that jawline.

Oh, here. Let me get that for you.

- Yeah, like that one tissue's really going to do a lot.

- Hey, I once cleaned up an entire melted popsicle

from Lydia's car seat

with one balled-up napkin from my pocket.

- Mom, let's stop bothering Mr. Collins.

- You know what, I'm going to have to get that

dry cleaned for you.

- Oh, uh, no. You don't have to do that.

- Well, at least let me replace your coffee.

- That I could do.

- Okay.

Cool. [chuckles]

- You are totally blowing this for me.

- Ow! No, she's not. It's fine.

- I'm really, really, really, really, really, really,

really, really, really, really, really, really

sorry, Principal Larocque.

- Mm-hmm. - I got carried away.

I thought we were playing a fun and harmless card game,

not an evil deck of terror.

- Back when I was a student at Mapleview,

"Grin & Dare It" was all the rage.

Even teachers got in on it.

It was dark.

Principal Martinez punished us

by canceling all class field trips,

including our class trip to the sugar refinery.

[soft dramatic music]

[sighs]

One day when you grow up

and you're school principal, you'll understand.

- Why do you assume everyone becomes a school principal?

- I can't let the game keep going.

It spirals out of control.

Also, is it just supposed to keep going forever?

Why haven't games learned their lesson

from the folly of "Monopoly"?

Games should be 30 minutes max.

- Well, here you go.

I can't be trusted with it.

- And of course, your punishment.

- Right.

Automatic suspension.

- Oh, no, that was mostly for Mike and Jaime.

No, I have something much more appropriate for you.

The spirit rally's coming up, and I'm DJing.

I need someone to load gear.

And you'll be wearing this.

- "DJ Larocque the Casbah?"

- I'm trying something new.

Should it have been "DJ Larocque of Ages?"

That's more current, right?

- Cowardly Lion, Tin Man, Doroth--

understudy?

Mr. Collins-- - Please don't--

sorry.

What can I do for you, Lydia?

- Why didn't I get the lead? - What do you mean?

You're understudying Dorothy, the main role.

- But that means I only get to play her if Sage gets sick

or should an untimely accident befall her.

- Look, Lydia.

I thought you had a great audition.

I just think that Sage is a better fit for the role.

- So I'll never be a successful actor?

- Every actor faces rejection.

It's part of the gig. - That doesn't seem fair.

Why didn't anybody tell me this about acting before?

- I auditioned for the lead in "A Raisin in the Sun."

I got the role of the Raisin Salesman.

- There's no salesman in that play.

- The production was taking some pretty wild swings.

Look, the point is, I never gave up.

I auditioned knowing that sometimes I'll win,

and sometimes I won't.

- Did you eventually win all the time?

- Well, I became a drama teacher, so no.

[chuckles]

But I did learn to push myself.

- It's just, Sage beats me all the time at everything.

- I think you're looking at it all wrong.

She may have beat you out for the role,

but she's not beating you.

You'll see.

- I don't know.

- This is the first in a series of lifelong lessons

that every actor needs to learn.

It'll work out.

It's worthwhile, I promise.

- Okay.

Thanks, Mr. Collins. - All right.

- Lydia, that was amazing.

The best performance I've ever seen.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Thanks, Sage.

- Hey, want to run lines-- our lines?

- Yeah. - [chuckles]

[soft music]

So did being a rebel make you popular?

- Well, yeah, but I couldn't live with myself

if I was the reason that Dimitri

was stripped of his presidency.

- But when you finally put your foot down,

everyone listened to you.

You rebelled against rebelling.

- I'm practically a revolutionary.

- [chuckles] So what do you rate this experiment?

- Mm, 3 leather jackets out of 10.

- [chuckles]

- Wait, are leather jackets still considered rebellious?

- Against current fashion trends?

Yes. - Hmm.

- Cheers.

[upbeat music]

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