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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,630 --> 00:00:03,290 - I can't believe we get to plan Pride Week. 2 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:04,840 I'm so excited. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,380 - Finally, an event that suits your color palette, 4 00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:10,510 all of them at once. - What's up, squirrel friends? 5 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:13,930 Category is Pride Week eleganza. 6 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:17,890 Are you ready to get sickening? 7 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:25,650 Let's slay the house down, boots. 8 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:27,150 Tough crowd. Moving on. 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,070 Morgan is running behind. 10 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:30,740 While we wait for them to take the reins 11 00:00:30,820 --> 00:00:33,410 of the Pride committee, I've got some big roles to fill. 12 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:35,950 First, we need a chief rainbow decorator. 13 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,950 - [gasps] 14 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,620 - Anyone? No? 15 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:40,790 You know what? 16 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:42,130 Morgan's great at decorating. 17 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,790 Why don't we give that one to them? OK. 18 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,130 Next, we have Pride parade planner. 19 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:47,550 Hmm. 20 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,260 I'm sure Morgan can take that one, too. 21 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,550 OK, how-- - Hey, hey. 22 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:51,800 I can totally help with some of those. 23 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:53,470 - About that, all of your teachers 24 00:00:53,550 --> 00:00:56,560 have independently warned me not to let you be in charge 25 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,520 of anything requiring physical labor 26 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,060 because of previous incidents. 27 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,560 - Come on, I can help out. 28 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,770 Those were just several dozen freak accidents. 29 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:06,480 - Fine. 30 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:08,740 You can help as long as Morgan supervises your every move. 31 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:10,200 - Seems perfectly reasonable. 32 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,610 - Sorry I'm late. - Morgan, just in time. 33 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:13,990 - I was balancing the Pride budget 34 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:15,330 and snapping some yearbook photos. 35 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:16,830 Then I completely forgot about the cover 36 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,330 for the Pride edition of the Manatee Mirror. 37 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,250 And then something horrible happened. 38 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,410 - You realized you were spread too thin 39 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,370 and had a panic attack? 40 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:24,580 Been there. 41 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:25,460 - Our budget doesn't cover tomorrow's 42 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:26,880 kickoff performance. 43 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,380 So we can either afford Tegan or Sara, not both. 44 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:34,180 - This is the worst day of my life. 45 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,180 Wow. My life's been pretty easy. 46 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:38,600 - It's OK. 47 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,020 I have a backup plan, at least I think I do. 48 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,770 [pop music] 49 00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:45,190 - You're an Aurora Head, too? 50 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:47,270 I love Aurora Borealis. 51 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,570 - Now, if I could just figure out 52 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,240 how to get her in our budget. 53 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:54,570 - Well, lucky for you, Julie has a connection to Aurora. 54 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:56,830 - How are you, Julie Graham-Chang, 55 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:59,160 going to book Mapleview's most beloved drag queen? 56 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,210 - Well, funny thing is 57 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,580 Aurora is actually, um, my dad. 58 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:06,580 [all gasp] 59 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:07,840 - Gasp. 60 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,210 [upbeat music] 61 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:14,430 - Oh, yeah 62 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,800 All right 63 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:18,930 64 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:22,850 Oh, yeah 65 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:24,640 66 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:27,860 - Does having a cool dad make you cool? 67 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,690 It's amazing that in 12 years of having dads, 68 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:33,150 we never thought that they could help with an experiment. 69 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:37,070 - But if I'm being honest, only one of them counts as cool. 70 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,910 Sorry, Richard. Sorry, Mr. Chang. 71 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:40,160 - Baba knows where he stands. 72 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,910 - Weirdly, I don't think my dad does. 73 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,420 But with Mr. Graham, or more specifically, Aurora Borealis, 74 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:59,970 we have a clear-cut path to popularity. 75 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:02,970 both: Shantay, we slay. 76 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:04,810 [soft piano music playing] 77 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:07,270 - Dad, I was wondering 78 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:10,900 if Aurora Borealis would be the guest of honor 79 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:14,280 at school for the Pride parade? 80 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,030 81 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,280 What? 82 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:22,540 A-are you OK? 83 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,080 Did I say something wrong? 84 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,960 - Nope, quite the opposite. 85 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,750 - [whispers] Alex, cue the music. 86 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:29,170 [pop music plays] 87 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,960 - Turn the lights off 88 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:33,000 Turn the lights off 89 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:34,340 - Oh. 90 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:35,720 Whoa. 91 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,430 - [exhales] 92 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,510 [angelic chord] 93 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:41,140 - Ho! 94 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,560 I hope you're ready, Cher. 95 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:47,230 96 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,440 It's time to shine 97 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,780 Liza, Judy. 98 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,110 Sure, I'll do it. 99 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:57,820 - [squeals] 100 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,660 [bell rings] - [sighs] 101 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,240 That can't be right. 102 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,870 Ugh! Why won't you stick? 103 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:07,410 Hmm. 104 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,500 Well, well, well. 105 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:11,830 We meet again. 106 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,210 So are we going to do this the easy way, 107 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:14,500 or are we going to do this the hard way? 108 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:16,050 - Lydia! - Ow. 109 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:18,010 - I'm going to need you to drop the glue gun. 110 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:19,930 - Yeah, that's probably for the best. 111 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,970 - Sorry I'm late again, cookie emergency. 112 00:04:22,050 --> 00:04:24,060 Home ec mistook salt for sugar, 113 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,350 so maybe instead of cookies, we can do rainbow salt lick. 114 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:28,060 - That's OK. Don't even worry about it. 115 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:29,810 I'm all over the decoration department. 116 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:31,770 - Yeah, I'll just fix this. 117 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:33,560 - I would have figured out the letters eventually. 118 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:38,400 I mean, there's only 1,023 different combinations. 119 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:40,110 - Principal Larocque also gave me a list called 120 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,700 the Keep Away From Lydia list. 121 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:44,490 Also said I had to keep an eye on your every step, 122 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:47,080 which is just yet another thing to add to my plate. 123 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,410 - Sorry, Morgan. 124 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,620 - Morgan. Can I ask you something? 125 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:53,210 What do you think about the name Morgan? 126 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:54,960 Because like, to me, it's always sounded like 127 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,670 it was stuck between moron and gorgon. 128 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:59,090 - Isn't it short for Morganzola? 129 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:00,800 - No. 130 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,760 Anyway, I guess Morgan never really felt quite right to me. 131 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:05,350 I think I'm going to change it. 132 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,890 - To what? 133 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:08,220 - Well, I always really liked Sydney, so maybe Syd. 134 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:09,680 - Syd. 135 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:11,730 I like it. [watch beeps] 136 00:05:11,810 --> 00:05:13,480 - I got to run. 137 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:18,030 I still need to pick up books for the Drag King Story Time. 138 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,450 - What are you looking at, tough guy? 139 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,320 [grunts] 140 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:28,890 - It is my pleasure to welcome drag royalty, 141 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:32,350 current reigning Miss Drag Mapleview, 142 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:37,980 and my future bestie, Aurora Borealis! 143 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:39,110 [Willa J's "Can't Stop Loving You"] 144 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:40,700 - Hey, hey, nah nah 145 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:43,660 Hey, hey, nah nah nah nah nah nah 146 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:47,700 Hey, hey, nah nah nah nah nah nah 147 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:49,410 I know what I want 148 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,000 Don't care what they say 149 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,500 I'm doing it my way 150 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:57,210 Won't apologize for how I feel inside 151 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:01,470 How I feel inside, it's good to be me 152 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:05,470 The love I have has set me free 153 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:08,930 I love how I feel when I look in the mirror 154 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,440 I know I can't stop loving you 155 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,440 I'm doing it strong 156 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,860 Got it going on 157 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:16,940 - I love you, Aurora! 158 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:19,780 - Hey, hey, nah nah 159 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:22,860 Hey, hey, nah nah nah nah nah nah 160 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,910 Hey, hey, nah nah 161 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:27,240 Hey, hey 162 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:29,950 I know I can't stop loving you 163 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,040 [cheers and applause] 164 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,500 - Wait. 165 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,710 Did I miss Aurora perform? - Love you, Aurora! 166 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:39,710 - Everyone say, love! 167 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,510 all: Love! 168 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:43,220 - Thank you, Mapleview, 169 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:46,760 for making me your Pride guest of honor and grand marshal. 170 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:48,760 I want to give a special thank you 171 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:52,560 to my amazing daughter, Julie! 172 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:57,230 [cheers and applause] 173 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:58,650 [excited chatter] 174 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,400 - Sign my headgear. 175 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,490 - Julie, your dad's so awesome. 176 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,990 Why aren't you more like him? 177 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:06,360 [soft music] 178 00:07:06,450 --> 00:07:08,740 - Dad has charisma, nerve, 179 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:11,160 and fabulosity. 180 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,040 Then there's just me, 181 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,370 who's just nervous. 182 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:18,710 Makes me look even more boring. 183 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:21,300 [chatter] 184 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:23,840 - Well, I've got to run, but I'll be back tomorrow. 185 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,970 And if you have any questions, talk to my publicist. 186 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,600 Ta-ta. 187 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,220 - Where's your dad going? Can I come for dinner? 188 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,260 - Can I come, too? 189 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,470 - Um-- - What does Aurora eat? 190 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,520 - Will she teach me to do a cat eye? 191 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,690 - Well, that plan backfired. 192 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:38,100 - What are you talking about? 193 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,270 Aurora is the most popular person at school. 194 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,940 - Yeah, but we still aren't. 195 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,240 We're just beside someone that's cool. 196 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,990 - I have no clue what you're talking about. 197 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:49,780 - Take a look at this tomato. 198 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,080 - You have a whole tomato in your lunch? 199 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,620 - Yeah. 200 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:56,000 This is Aurora, arguably the coolest fruit out there. 201 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,330 - It's not a-- - It's a fruit. 202 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:02,300 I don't have time for the sweet versus savory debate. 203 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:06,050 Standing next to this tomato makes us look like 204 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:08,640 two stale leftover fries 205 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,560 that look really soggy and drab in comparison. 206 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,970 - OK, but hear me out. 207 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,850 Everybody knows tomatoes are best as ketchup, 208 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:18,770 and ketchup is best with soggy, leftover fries. 209 00:08:18,850 --> 00:08:20,690 - I'm not understanding your meta-- 210 00:08:20,770 --> 00:08:22,230 phor. 211 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,780 - Metaphor? 212 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,280 [loud thwacking] 213 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,610 Syd, you came. 214 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,820 - Uh, are we baking the sign? 215 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:30,490 - Hammers are on my keep away list. 216 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:31,780 - Doesn't explain the oven mitts. 217 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,030 - With these as a barrier, 218 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,950 I'm technically not touching anything. 219 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,200 - OK, I'm taking over. 220 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:37,910 Screwdriver. 221 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,590 - Syd and Lyd back at it again. 222 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,210 - Syd. Yeah. 223 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,630 Maybe not. 224 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:46,460 - Well, what do you want to be called instead? 225 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:47,630 - I don't know. 226 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,180 I'll let you know when I decide. 227 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,180 On second thought, I don't have time for this. 228 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:52,350 I got to call back some sponsors, 229 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,140 and prep for my Aurora interview, 230 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:55,930 and still have to set up the glitter pit. So-- 231 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:57,850 - Don't you think you're taking on a little much? 232 00:08:57,930 --> 00:08:59,810 - No, I can manage it. It's all under control. 233 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:00,850 Everything's golden. 234 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:05,780 And this looks, um, good enough. 235 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:12,070 - Good enough. 236 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,450 - The makeup palettes for tomorrow 237 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:16,120 are going to be fabulous. 238 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,620 I made 36 individual sets, one for each kid. 239 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:21,580 - Uh, Dad. 240 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:25,380 I was wondering, could you be less, you know-- 241 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:28,420 less grand? 242 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:30,220 - I could do a ballad. 243 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,260 I've got a great Adele number. Yeah. 244 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:34,890 - I kind of meant in the overall way. 245 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:37,680 - What? So just like a smokey eye and a nude lip? 246 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:40,190 - Can you just be not over-the-top? 247 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:41,940 - [chuckles] Over-the-top? 248 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:43,610 [scoffs] Me? 249 00:09:43,690 --> 00:09:47,480 Never! 250 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:50,320 Hey. 251 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,070 Honey, 252 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,910 does someone have an issue with me performing at your school? 253 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,660 - Actually, they loved you-- 254 00:09:56,740 --> 00:10:01,920 a lot-- which is exactly the problem. 255 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,460 - How is that a problem? 256 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:07,130 - It's a lot of attention. 257 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:10,880 And no one can understand how someone as boring as me 258 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:14,260 could be related to someone like you. 259 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:19,220 I'm just a plate of soggy fries. 260 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,390 - I'm sorry, Juju Bean. 261 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,060 But that's just not true. 262 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,900 You're the crispiest fry in the air fryer. 263 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:28,980 - Couldn't you be more like me? 264 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:32,110 Maybe if you come in dorkier, people won't look at me like, 265 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,490 how do you two live in the same house? 266 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,120 - Hm. 267 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,540 Dorkier, dorkier, dorkier. 268 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,290 I'm not sure I can do that, honey. 269 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:43,710 - Just think of the dorkiest person you know. 270 00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:47,420 - Who wants to iron some jeans with me? 271 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,411 - [clears throat] I got this. 272 00:10:52,714 --> 00:10:55,344 - OK, remember, stick to the cards. 273 00:10:55,424 --> 00:10:57,054 - Honey, of course. 274 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,434 - Oh, too big, too exciting. 275 00:10:59,514 --> 00:11:01,354 - Of course? Of--of course. 276 00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:02,814 [sighs] 277 00:11:02,894 --> 00:11:04,524 - You got this. 278 00:11:04,604 --> 00:11:05,814 - Ow. 279 00:11:05,894 --> 00:11:08,694 [upbeat music] 280 00:11:08,774 --> 00:11:10,564 Hi, everybody. 281 00:11:10,654 --> 00:11:12,324 I'm Mr. Graham. 282 00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:16,744 Welcome to the most exciting part of Pride herstory-- 283 00:11:16,824 --> 00:11:19,364 history. 284 00:11:19,454 --> 00:11:21,374 - Are you a substitute teacher? 285 00:11:21,454 --> 00:11:22,744 - Yeah, where's Julie's dad? 286 00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:24,084 - He is my dad. 287 00:11:24,164 --> 00:11:25,704 - No, like your other dad. 288 00:11:25,794 --> 00:11:27,834 Is he going to introduce Aurora? 289 00:11:27,914 --> 00:11:31,004 - Mr. Graham is Aurora. 290 00:11:31,084 --> 00:11:32,004 - What? 291 00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:33,544 - I don't get it. 292 00:11:33,634 --> 00:11:35,094 I just want to see Aurora. 293 00:11:35,174 --> 00:11:37,264 Mr. Graham, can you-- can you call her? 294 00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:38,674 - I am Aurora. 295 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:40,184 It's just this is what I look like out of drag 296 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,724 and when I'm forced to wear my husband's clothes. 297 00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:43,014 - Oh, so you're going to show us 298 00:11:43,104 --> 00:11:44,644 how to do makeup in real time? 299 00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:47,394 That's awesome because I brought my makeup kit. 300 00:11:47,484 --> 00:11:49,104 - [gasps] Oh. 301 00:11:49,194 --> 00:11:51,024 No. No. 302 00:11:51,104 --> 00:11:52,694 Actually, we are going to discuss 303 00:11:52,774 --> 00:11:55,194 the history of underground ballroom culture. 304 00:11:55,274 --> 00:11:56,904 - Oh, so the birthplace of Vogue? 305 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,154 So cool. 306 00:11:58,244 --> 00:12:00,364 - Uh-huh, it is not cool. 307 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,664 We are going to talk about the history 308 00:12:02,744 --> 00:12:04,834 of the first Pride parade. 309 00:12:04,914 --> 00:12:07,124 - Oh, I heard that Pride parade started off as a riot. 310 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,794 - Really? Could you tell us about that? 311 00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:10,504 - Yeah, you know what? I got an idea. 312 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:11,794 Let's talk about taxes 313 00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:14,504 and how I filed jointly with my husband. 314 00:12:14,594 --> 00:12:17,304 [all groan] 315 00:12:17,384 --> 00:12:20,134 - [snores] [bell rings] 316 00:12:20,224 --> 00:12:21,724 - What was that? What a snooze fest. 317 00:12:21,804 --> 00:12:23,014 - I know. 318 00:12:23,094 --> 00:12:24,804 At least I got a pretty good nap in. 319 00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:27,974 - You nailed it, not a single sparkle in anyone's eyes. 320 00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:29,394 - Thanks, honey. 321 00:12:29,484 --> 00:12:31,104 - Are you ready for your interview? 322 00:12:31,194 --> 00:12:33,524 - I guess. 323 00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:35,314 - Thank you so much for joining us. 324 00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:39,194 - Just give me a moment to get into character. 325 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:40,744 - Put the scissors down, Lydia. 326 00:12:40,824 --> 00:12:42,034 - Hoo. 327 00:12:42,114 --> 00:12:44,244 Hoo! [sighs] 328 00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:45,954 Ready. 329 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:48,374 - Aurora, as captain of the 12-and-under water polo team, 330 00:12:48,454 --> 00:12:52,544 what are your plans for success this up-and-coming season? 331 00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:56,004 I'm--I'm so sorry, wrong interview questions. 332 00:12:56,094 --> 00:12:57,634 Just give me a sec. - Hey, it's OK. 333 00:12:57,714 --> 00:13:01,764 Take your time. 334 00:13:01,844 --> 00:13:04,304 So, John--I mean, James-- 335 00:13:04,394 --> 00:13:06,394 Aurora. 336 00:13:06,474 --> 00:13:09,144 What is your favorite hamburger condiment? 337 00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:15,444 - Well, I guess I'd have to say it's mustard. 338 00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:18,404 - I'm so sorry. 339 00:13:18,484 --> 00:13:19,824 I'm usually more prepared. 340 00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:21,034 - No, it's OK. It's OK. 341 00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:22,704 Hey, finally someone's asking me 342 00:13:22,784 --> 00:13:24,164 some hard-hitting questions. 343 00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:25,914 [watch beeps] 344 00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:27,494 - Oh, no. 345 00:13:27,584 --> 00:13:29,164 Dogs got in the glitter pit. 346 00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:30,754 I have to go. 347 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:33,624 Aurora, I'm so sorry. - It's OK. 348 00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:34,964 We'll put a pin in the interview. 349 00:13:35,044 --> 00:13:37,544 - OK. [watch beeping] 350 00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:39,634 Why isn't this bunting in the halls? 351 00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:41,964 Ugh! 352 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,344 - Hey, wait. 353 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:44,934 I can do the bunting. 354 00:13:45,014 --> 00:13:46,804 Wait up. [watch beeping] 355 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,604 - Oh, my-- 356 00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:52,774 [sighs] 357 00:13:52,854 --> 00:14:01,574 No! 358 00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,614 Pride is a disaster. 359 00:14:03,694 --> 00:14:05,704 This is my first year as head of the Pride committee. 360 00:14:05,784 --> 00:14:07,494 It was supposed to be perfect. 361 00:14:07,574 --> 00:14:10,794 - I think you're putting way too much pressure on yourself. 362 00:14:10,874 --> 00:14:11,834 - I ruined it. 363 00:14:11,914 --> 00:14:13,834 I let the community down. 364 00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:15,254 It was supposed to be the best 365 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:16,834 Pride Mapleview Middle ever had. 366 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,634 - It already is. 367 00:14:18,714 --> 00:14:20,424 Everybody's loving it. 368 00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,714 You're just doing too much. 369 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,344 Take it from someone who's scatter-brained 370 00:14:24,424 --> 00:14:26,474 and spreads herself too thin-- 371 00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:29,354 do less. 372 00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:32,474 You need to slow down and enjoy it. 373 00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:36,644 - How can I enjoy it when there's just so much to do? 374 00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:38,944 - I can take on more duties. 375 00:14:39,024 --> 00:14:40,864 OK, others can take on more. 376 00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:44,534 But you have a whole committee supporting you. 377 00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:46,904 You don't have to do it alone. 378 00:14:46,994 --> 00:14:49,414 [soft music] 379 00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:54,084 Let's get down to business. 380 00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:56,794 - I'll toss the list, but you need to keep those mitts. 381 00:14:56,874 --> 00:14:59,544 - [laughs] 382 00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:01,544 - I'm serious. 383 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,504 - Oh. [bell rings] 384 00:15:03,594 --> 00:15:06,134 - Oh, Julie. I'm so glad I found you. 385 00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:08,264 I'm so excited to see Aurora perform again this week. 386 00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:09,514 - Actually, my dad-- 387 00:15:09,594 --> 00:15:10,974 - I was looking at some of her photos 388 00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:12,684 online as dress inspiration, and check it out. 389 00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:14,354 - Oh, that's great. 390 00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:16,064 - And she said I could walk beside her in the parade. 391 00:15:16,144 --> 00:15:17,394 - But-- - I'm absolutely-- 392 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,604 - Henry, Aurora won't be performing 393 00:15:19,694 --> 00:15:22,274 at the Pride parade. 394 00:15:22,364 --> 00:15:24,614 - Oh, of course. I should have known. 395 00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:26,404 She's probably fully booked. 396 00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:27,574 You're so lucky you get to see her every day. 397 00:15:27,654 --> 00:15:29,704 She's such an inspiration. 398 00:15:29,784 --> 00:15:30,874 Oh, there she is. 399 00:15:30,954 --> 00:15:33,204 Aurora, can you show me a few moves? 400 00:15:33,284 --> 00:15:36,204 [soft music] 401 00:15:36,294 --> 00:15:49,434 402 00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:51,554 - [sighs] Lukewarm bowl of oatmeal. 403 00:15:51,644 --> 00:15:54,064 Perfect afternoon. 404 00:15:54,144 --> 00:16:07,114 Ooh, you look good. 405 00:16:07,194 --> 00:16:09,284 Everything OK, Juju Bean? 406 00:16:09,364 --> 00:16:11,204 I could get you some if you want. 407 00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:15,284 - No, it's fine. 408 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:19,794 It's just Aurora is this amazing, 409 00:16:19,874 --> 00:16:21,834 extravagant drag queen. 410 00:16:21,924 --> 00:16:25,134 - Mm-hmm. - And I'm just her boring kid. 411 00:16:25,214 --> 00:16:27,844 - Hey, you're not boring. 412 00:16:27,924 --> 00:16:29,474 You're understated. 413 00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:33,764 - If you say so. 414 00:16:33,844 --> 00:16:35,474 - I get it, sweetie. 415 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:37,354 When Dad and I were younger, everyone wondered how someone 416 00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:40,984 as boring as me ended up with someone so fabulous. 417 00:16:41,064 --> 00:16:44,404 Dad, he lights up every room he enters. 418 00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:46,734 - Mostly on account of all the sequins. But-- 419 00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:51,864 - You see, your dad and I were just two different people. 420 00:16:51,954 --> 00:16:56,374 - I tried to get Dad to be someone else. 421 00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:58,834 - You know, it took a lot for your dad 422 00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:00,414 to come out of his shell. 423 00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:03,674 A lot of people tried to make him ashamed of who he was. 424 00:17:03,754 --> 00:17:06,634 It took years of loving himself to get the courage 425 00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:10,054 to be both dad and Aurora. 426 00:17:10,134 --> 00:17:15,554 - And I tried to get him to dim his light. 427 00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:21,524 I have to make this right. 428 00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:25,914 - Hey, you're just in time. 429 00:17:25,994 --> 00:17:27,704 Decorations are up. 430 00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:29,914 Drag King Story Time has its books. 431 00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:33,174 Glitter pit is de-dogged, and dogs are de-glittered. 432 00:17:33,254 --> 00:17:34,584 Cookies are sweet, not salty. 433 00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:37,424 And last but not least, 434 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:38,844 the banners are ready! 435 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,924 - Thanks so much, Lydia. 436 00:17:41,014 --> 00:17:42,344 I couldn't have done this without you 437 00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:44,684 and your relentless energy. 438 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,104 - That's what type A friends are for. 439 00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:48,014 - And, hey, I think I landed on a name. 440 00:17:48,104 --> 00:17:50,354 - Oh, yeah? What is it? 441 00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:51,984 River. 442 00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:54,484 One word, concise but evocative. 443 00:17:54,564 --> 00:17:56,984 Rivers carve their own paths. 444 00:17:57,074 --> 00:17:58,784 It suits you. 445 00:17:58,864 --> 00:18:00,284 - Thanks. 446 00:18:00,364 --> 00:18:02,744 It feels right. 447 00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:04,744 So should we put up your banners? 448 00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:07,494 - Ready. 449 00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:11,454 - Ah-- 450 00:18:11,544 --> 00:18:14,464 [soft music] 451 00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:22,014 452 00:18:22,094 --> 00:18:31,474 - [sighs] 453 00:18:31,564 --> 00:18:35,104 - So...I messed up. 454 00:18:35,194 --> 00:18:38,694 - [laughs softly] Honey, it's OK. 455 00:18:38,774 --> 00:18:41,114 You didn't-- - No, I did. 456 00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:47,204 I think you're amazing and awesome just the way you are. 457 00:18:47,284 --> 00:18:57,084 I want my glamorous dad back. 458 00:18:57,174 --> 00:19:02,174 - Oh, sweetheart. 459 00:19:02,264 --> 00:19:03,344 [both laugh] 460 00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:06,974 - So if you're not too mad at me, 461 00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:09,724 I would love to have Aurora Borealis back at school 462 00:19:09,804 --> 00:19:11,014 to lead the Pride parade. 463 00:19:11,104 --> 00:19:14,064 - Uh, are you sure? 464 00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:15,734 - There's nothing I'd want more. 465 00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:19,404 - Well, I'd be honored. 466 00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:21,574 Hold my tea. 467 00:19:21,654 --> 00:19:23,284 All right. 468 00:19:23,364 --> 00:19:26,204 Showtime, baby. - [laughs] 469 00:19:26,284 --> 00:19:27,954 - I know I can't stop loving you 470 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:34,004 [cheers and applause] 471 00:19:34,084 --> 00:19:37,504 - Guys, gals, and my non-binary pals, 472 00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:40,964 and water mammals, 473 00:19:41,044 --> 00:19:44,804 it is my pleasure to announce our grand marshal, 474 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:49,224 my awesome dad, Aurora Borealis! 475 00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:53,564 [cheers and applause] 476 00:19:53,644 --> 00:19:54,934 - I love you. 477 00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:56,564 - I love you, too. 478 00:19:56,644 --> 00:19:58,944 Now, before we begin the parade, 479 00:19:59,024 --> 00:20:02,364 I'd like to introduce a queen making her drag debut. 480 00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:06,574 Please help me welcome my amazing drag daughter, 481 00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:11,664 Ginger Snaps! 482 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,914 - We love you, Ginger! 483 00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:16,664 - Let the Pride parade begin. 484 00:20:16,754 --> 00:20:18,714 - Hey, hey, nah nah 485 00:20:18,794 --> 00:20:21,584 Hey, hey, nah nah 486 00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:25,094 Hey, hey, nah nah nah nah nah nah 487 00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:27,094 I know what I want 488 00:20:27,174 --> 00:20:29,054 Don't care what they say 489 00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:30,844 Doing it my way 490 00:20:30,934 --> 00:20:34,974 Won't apologize about I feel inside 491 00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:37,314 How I feel inside 492 00:20:37,394 --> 00:20:39,314 It's good to be me 493 00:20:39,394 --> 00:20:42,734 The love I have has set me free 494 00:20:42,814 --> 00:20:46,694 I love how I feel when I look in the mirror 495 00:20:46,784 --> 00:20:48,784 I know I can't stop loving you 496 00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:51,494 Hey, hey, nah nah 497 00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:52,824 Hey, hey 498 00:20:52,914 --> 00:20:55,494 I know I can't stop loving you 499 00:20:55,584 --> 00:20:57,254 - Well, we didn't get any cooler, 500 00:20:57,334 --> 00:21:00,294 but I think we somehow made your dad even more popular. 501 00:21:00,374 --> 00:21:01,624 - I know. 502 00:21:01,714 --> 00:21:03,714 He's booked solid for the next year. 503 00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:06,844 Even Henry-- oh, I mean Ginger-- 504 00:21:06,924 --> 00:21:09,304 booked a drag brunch next weekend. 505 00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:11,474 - She's a winner, baby. 506 00:21:11,554 --> 00:21:13,684 - Well, I guess the result of this experiment 507 00:21:13,764 --> 00:21:15,144 is pretty clear. 508 00:21:15,224 --> 00:21:18,314 - That ketchup is the superior condiment? 509 00:21:18,394 --> 00:21:20,354 - That the key to popularity is finding 510 00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:22,564 what makes your inner light shine. 511 00:21:22,654 --> 00:21:24,564 - What makes our light shine? 512 00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:26,194 - I don't know yet. 513 00:21:26,274 --> 00:21:29,324 But we have plenty of time to figure that out. 514 00:21:29,404 --> 00:21:32,034 - So what do we rate this experiment? 515 00:21:32,114 --> 00:21:35,834 - I give it a whopping 10 rhinestones out of 10. 516 00:21:35,884 --> 00:21:40,434 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35548

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