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Who knew? 10 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,160 - Should we try skateboarding? 11 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,360 - Uh, Lyds, do you remember the rollerblade fiasco of 2019? 12 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,800 Yeah, I'm not waiting all night in the ER with you again. 13 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,080 [dreamy music] 14 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:42,960 ? ? 15 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,040 - You're right, Julie. 16 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,240 We should totally try skateboarding. 17 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,560 I mean, how hard could it be? 18 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,360 [crash] [Chuck grunts] 19 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,480 - Oh! 20 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,720 - Agh. I'm OK. 21 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,480 - Ouch. 22 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,720 [upbeat music] 23 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,000 - ? Oh, yeah ? 24 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,640 ? ? 25 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,000 ? All right ? 26 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,120 ? ? 27 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,360 ? Oh, yeah ? 28 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,600 ? ? 29 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,200 - If there's one thing I learned from 30 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,640 accidentally watching the X Games that one time 31 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,120 is the answer to this question: 32 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,400 does skateboarding make you popular? 33 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,120 If I can direct your attention to the following exhibits: 34 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,840 Tony Hawk, video game trillionaire. 35 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,440 And Momiji Nishiya, Olympic gold medalist. 36 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,640 - I think you're forgetting about 37 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,360 the most influential skateboarder here. 38 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,120 - What? [chuckles nervously] 39 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,080 How would Chuck factor into this experiment? 40 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,040 - Right. 41 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,840 Well, as much as I would love to sacrifice a limb 42 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,200 for you to get closer to... "skateboarding," 43 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,000 there aren't enough beta blockers in the world 44 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,560 to get my dads to let me do this. 45 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,800 - OK, so it'll just be me then. 46 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,120 Step one: 47 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,320 ask Chuck to teach me how to skateboard. 48 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,080 [chuckles softly] 49 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,080 Step two: 50 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,040 get a little extra help, just in case. 51 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,720 Step three: show off my incredible skills. 52 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,120 And step four, qualify for the Olympics, 53 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,920 becoming a vertically integrated street wear 54 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,920 slash skating slash video game trillionaire. 55 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,880 - Easiest trillion dollars ever! 56 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,520 - Right? Like, how hard can it be? 57 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,120 You're standing on a piece of wood. 58 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,720 We do it all the time. It's called floors. 59 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,680 [upbeat music] 60 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:34,840 ? ? 61 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,680 Chuck, I've been meaning to 62 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,080 ask you something. - Oh, yeah? 63 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,120 - I'm thinking of taking up skateboarding. 64 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,520 - Really? You want to skateboard? 65 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,240 - I've done it before. 66 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:48,480 It was a while ago, and I was seated, and my mom pushed me. 67 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,840 Actually, scratch that. It might have been a stroller. 68 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,880 But same difference, right? 69 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,680 - I'm heading to the skate park after school. 70 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,640 Wanna meet there? 71 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,280 - Totally. 72 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,400 But which one? I just frequent so many of them. 73 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,720 - How about I pick you up from your house, you grab your deck, 74 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,560 and we can head over there together? 75 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,760 - Just the two of us? - Yeah. 76 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,960 You know, like a-- - What's up, you two? 77 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,680 - We're heading to the skate park after school. 78 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,600 - That sounds so fun. Can we come too? 79 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:18,600 - Wait, what? 80 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,600 - Um... 81 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,160 sure, why not? 82 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,400 - It's a date. [school bell rings] 83 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,520 Come on. - See you later. 84 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,800 - Great! So great! 85 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,920 The more the merrier, right? 86 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,800 We can all build a deck. 87 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,960 I'm not using that right. 88 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,200 Chuck offered to take me to the skate park, 89 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,600 and I think it was supposed to be a date. 90 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,400 - I'm sorry, what? 91 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,400 - But then he did the same thing with Addison and Sage. 92 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,760 - So he has three dates. 93 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,080 A bit of a red flag there, Lydia. 94 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,760 - No, I just-- I need you to come, too. 95 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,400 - Uh, nuh-uh. 96 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,160 I'm not getting involved in some quadruple date sitch. 97 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,280 - I need you to keep Addison and Sage occupied. 98 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,200 Please. 99 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,080 - OK, I'll do my best. 100 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,840 But I have to swing by the art room 101 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,480 and grab my figurine first. 102 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,080 - Why can't you just grab it right now? 103 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,440 - Because the pottery kids are in there. 104 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,000 The Kiln Club is not as accepting as you would expect. 105 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,600 - Accepting of what? 106 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,280 - It's a figurine for... 107 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,480 The Karstlands, Auguries of Fate. 108 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,480 - You mean that dorky game you play with Baba? 109 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,360 - [laughs] 110 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,640 Graham-Chang plays Auguries of Fate with her dad? 111 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,560 What a total dork! 112 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,680 - Hey. 113 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,080 Do you always have to be like this? 114 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,200 - It's an impulsive reflex. 115 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,400 Dr. Saunders and I are working on it. 116 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,400 [upbeat music] 117 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,120 ? ? 118 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,160 - Where's your skateboard? 119 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,960 - What makes you think I have a skateboard? 120 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,000 - Disaffected youth, anti-authority tendencies? 121 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,600 Seems like your vibe. - Ew, no. 122 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,760 Skate parks are just sweaty cauldrons of toxic masculinity. 123 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,120 - That sounds amazing. 124 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,080 - No. How do I put a stop to this 125 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,280 so you don't end up in-- - No, Mom! 126 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,360 Skateboarding is my life now. It's great exercise, 127 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,560 and girls need to start encroaching on male spaces. 128 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,480 - OK, fine. Melody, please watch over her 129 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,520 so she doesn't maim herself. - Why me? 130 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,920 - Because I'm a single mom. 131 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,160 I don't have time to go to the hospital. 132 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,840 And didn't you want those Kate Shush tickets? 133 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,760 Yeah, thank you. 134 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,280 Please pack some safety gear. 135 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,040 - Thanks for letting me borrow your deck. 136 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,720 Mine's in the laundry... or the shop. 137 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,440 Would it be in a shop? 138 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,280 - Does your sister need to use it, too? 139 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,160 - Skate parks are problematic vestiges 140 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,320 of the worst aspects of bro culture. 141 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,920 - Um, cool? 142 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,080 Sage, Addison, what about you? 143 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,560 - No. Why do we skate in a skate park? 144 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,280 I thought they were for hanging out. 145 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,560 - Oh, there's a great bubble tea shop nearby. 146 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,440 [determined electronic pop music] 147 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,040 ? ? 148 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,560 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 149 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,240 - Is that my figurine? 150 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,920 - This is your volcanic giant 151 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,720 with dragon skin defense shield? 152 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,160 - Wait, wait. 153 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,520 There are other nerds in the school 154 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,040 who play Karstlands, Auguries of Fate? 155 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,720 - Yep, every Tuesdays after school, 156 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,920 but before I record my podcast, "The Conspiracy Facts." 157 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,560 - How did I not know about this? 158 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,040 - About my podcast? 159 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,720 You should really like and subscribe. 160 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,240 - No, that you two play A of F. 161 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,720 - Will you join our quest? 162 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,920 - Does an orc slayer hunt in the night? 163 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,600 - But you have to promise not to mention this to anyone. 164 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,760 We have to shield ourselves from the scorn of outsiders. 165 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,600 - I promise. - Amazing. 166 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,640 We're just waiting for our Omen Speaker to arrive. 167 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,920 - Ooh, who is it? 168 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,440 Dmitri? Phoebe? 169 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,680 Some other dork? 170 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,200 - Hey, nerd turds. 171 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,080 - Mike Cavallari? 172 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,680 - Didn't find the missing die, 173 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:13,560 but I did find this Raisinet behind the vending machine. 174 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,480 - A bunch of dudes and a pit of concrete. 175 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:22,720 Awesome. 176 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,400 - [muffled] Lydia? Lydia? 177 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,240 We need to reinforce outdated patriarchal ideals. 178 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,000 Did you really just come here to ogle some boy? 179 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,840 - What are you talking about? 180 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,520 Chuck? Me? 181 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,400 No, no, that's so funny that you'd think that. 182 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,320 Why would--why would-- why would you think that? 183 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,240 - Because of the way you just said it. 184 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,800 - No, we're just pals. 185 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,520 Bro-sephs. Bill-Bro Baggins. 186 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,520 Bro Bro Siwas! 187 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,000 Hey, can I borrow your board now? 188 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,520 I want to try to golly. - Ugh. 189 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,080 If you need me, I'll be rolling my eyes over there. 190 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,640 - Did you mean an ollie? 191 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,920 All right, just put your right foot 192 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,240 on the back of the board, and then-- 193 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,400 - [snickers] - Huh. 194 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,960 That was a lot easier last time I tried. 195 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,680 - How about you hold onto me for your balance? 196 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,200 You know, just until it comes back to you. 197 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,480 [dreamy music] 198 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,720 [gasps] Oh, my gosh! 199 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,120 Is this really happening? 200 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,160 - Hey, that looks cool. Can I try? 201 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,400 - Um, sure. 202 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,200 - OK. 203 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:36,160 ? ? 204 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,960 - Whoa, Sage! 205 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,960 - You've got to be kidding me. 206 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,000 - Keep at it, Lydia. 207 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,960 You'll get it eventually. 208 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:56,120 - Hey, can we go over there? Right now? Just the two of us? 209 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,080 - Are you sure you're ready for that? 210 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,520 It's a pretty big step up. 211 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:04,880 - Never been more sure of anything in my entire life. 212 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,040 - I thought we agreed: no outsiders. 213 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,840 - But I want her here. We both do. 214 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,880 - [groans] Who died and left you two in charge? 215 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,240 - The Orc Emperor. 216 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,960 It happened in our last campaign, remember? 217 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:21,200 - Fine, she's in. 218 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,760 What's your avatar? 219 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,480 - I'm Kalemi, first of her name. 220 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,360 Volcanic giant with dragon skin defense, 221 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:32,560 birthed in the molten village of Mantle Rock. 222 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,680 - [laughs] 223 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,560 A Vol-Gi with scales? 224 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,960 What else does she have, nightshade cloaking? 225 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,360 - Hey, that is a very hateful stereotype. 226 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,760 She's an honorable giant. 227 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,960 Besides, what's your avatar? 228 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,800 Something trite like a celestial wizard? 229 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,440 - Hey, Gorpheus the Grey is a rank seven potion master, 230 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,760 thank you very much. 231 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,680 Now are we gonna play or what? 232 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,680 [dramatic music] 233 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,960 ? ? 234 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,760 - This is your classic quarter pipe. 235 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,080 - Are there any full pipes? 236 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,760 Won't that be safer? 237 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,640 - Trust me, it's not as scary as it looks. 238 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,880 Just focus on a spot ahead of you, 239 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,600 lean forward, and drop in. 240 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,280 - I don't know if I'm ready for this. 241 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,080 - We can always try again tomorrow, 242 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,880 something less ambitious. 243 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,360 Or if you want, we could just hang. 244 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,400 - Is he leaning into me? Playing with his hair? 245 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,360 Is he asking me out? 246 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,040 No, what if he's not? 247 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,960 Don't be silly, Lydia. Remember how he invited Sage. 248 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,360 - So what do you think? 249 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:47,760 - That'd be fun, buddy. 250 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,600 - OK, sure. 251 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,640 - Goodbye, Charles. 252 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,400 See you on the next skate deck. 253 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,920 - Hey, you forgot my helmet. 254 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,120 - Goodbye, Charles. 255 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,000 See you on the next skate deck. 256 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,520 - I could honestly watch this a thousand times in a row. 257 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,720 - Wait, you forgot my helmet. - Delete that immediately. 258 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,320 - Do you want me to delete the three backups 259 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,760 in the file I emailed to Bubbie too? 260 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,600 - Get out. Now! 261 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,280 I punched Chuck. - Why? 262 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,720 - Because I couldn't tell if he was asking me out or not. 263 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,240 What was I supposed to do? 264 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,120 - I don't know, respond like a normal human being? 265 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,840 - We both know I'm incapable of that! 266 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,040 - True. 267 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,320 But do you want to go out with him? 268 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,520 - Why does that matter? 269 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,320 - I think it matters a lot. 270 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,360 - It could never happen. 271 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,680 Even if I did have a crush on Chuck, which I don't, 272 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,520 after what happened yesterday, there's no chance, right? 273 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,080 - Crush, you say? 274 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,520 Well, Lydia, I can give you 275 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,480 some flirting advice, if you want. 276 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,120 Not to humble brag, but I'm a bit of an expert. 277 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,360 - That's just a brag. 278 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,560 - Sing to him. Boys can't resist a mezzo soprano. 279 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,960 - I don't need to sing or flirt 280 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,560 because I don't have a crush on Chuck. 281 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:14,200 - Really? I think Chuck's kind of cute. 282 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,080 ? ? 283 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,560 - That was fun yesterday. 284 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,600 Can't wait to finish off the campaign. 285 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,440 - Who knew you were so awesome at incantations? 286 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,160 - What's she talking about? 287 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,600 - Uh, I don't know. 288 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,000 Just leave me alone. I'm not into your dorky game. 289 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,320 - It's not dorky! 290 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,560 OK, it is. 291 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,760 But I'm not afraid to admit that I play Auguries of Fate. 292 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,160 - That's just sad. - No, you know what's sad? 293 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,400 You're too ashamed to admit who you really are. 294 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,360 - Ooh, sick burn. 295 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,520 Dr. Saunders is gonna have a field day with that. 296 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,200 - Don't bring Dr. Saunders into this. 297 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,800 - Come on, Mike. You know what happened. 298 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,760 Henry needs your level 47 potion prowess 299 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,280 to free himself from the Chimeras' pillars of fire. 300 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,280 - OK, maybe I was there, 301 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,120 but only to make fun of those nerds. 302 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,440 - Sure, buddy. 303 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:17,040 ? ? 304 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,120 - I just can't with you two. You're so adorable together. 305 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,440 - Stop it. You're embarrassing Chuck. 306 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,400 - She's not punching him. 307 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:30,000 Maybe he didn't ask her out. 308 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,320 Or did he? 309 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,800 Does Chuck like me or Sage? 310 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,480 It's so annoying when people can't admit 311 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,680 their true feelings. 312 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:45,280 - Hey, Lydia. We'll meet at the skate park after school? 313 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,160 - Yep, see you there. 314 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:57,320 ? ? 315 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,360 - Don't put your Vol-Gi here. 316 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,080 I mean, your weird figurine, dweeb. 317 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,360 - I don't care if people think I'm a dweeb, 318 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,680 and neither should you. 319 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,680 There's nothing wrong with pretending to be 320 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,680 a volcanic giant or celestial wizard 321 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,000 or a man-eating shark-bear hybrid-- 322 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,360 OK, that last one's a little bit weird, but still! 323 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,280 - Can you stop yelling? 324 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,400 - Do you want to end the campaign? 325 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,560 Your guild is trapped. 326 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,760 We have the ingredients for an elixir of strength, 327 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,760 and we need a potion master with the courage to use them, 328 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,200 to stand up in front of all the Karstlands 329 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,840 and show that he won't let the Chimera push him around. 330 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,960 - I will craft the potion! 331 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,160 Bubbles, roil, toil, and trouble. 332 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,360 Grab your D12s and roll a double! 333 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,080 - We can actually wait till the art room's open-- 334 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,280 OK, you're doing it now. 335 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,160 - [gasps] - Ah, double eights! 336 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,720 - Well, don't just stand there. Get that potion to your guild! 337 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,880 - Ugh. 338 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,200 I'm starting to wonder if I'm ever gonna get this. 339 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,360 - Really? Giving up on skating already? 340 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,840 - Don't get me wrong. 341 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:22,560 I like skateboarding a lot, 342 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,000 but maybe it's just too cool for me. 343 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,800 - I promise it's not. 344 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,200 Just keep at it. 345 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,840 - I don't know. 346 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,840 Maybe it's a better fit for Sage. 347 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,640 - Oh, OK. 348 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:43,000 - Wait, are you talking about skateboarding or... 349 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,240 something else? 350 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,040 - What do you think? 351 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,040 - I--I honestly have no idea. 352 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,640 - I was talking about something else. 353 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,600 - Oh, my gosh, I can do it! 354 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,480 - Chuck, I wanted to ask you something. 355 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,960 - [groans] 356 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,200 - Do you want to go get bubble tea with me? 357 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,520 - Um, I don't know, sure. 358 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:10,720 ? ? 359 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,720 - [sighs] 360 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,840 - I saw what happened. 361 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,960 - Can we skip past the teasing 362 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,920 and go straight to me ignoring you? 363 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,960 - I'm not here to make fun of you. 364 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,640 In fact, I got something that I think 365 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,040 will make you feel a whole lot better. 366 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,560 - I don't want to see what effects you put 367 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,520 on that video of me and Chuck. 368 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,960 - Look. 369 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,520 - Oh, my gosh, I can do it! 370 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,120 Your point? 371 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,880 - It's really hard for me to say but... 372 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,320 you look kind of cool there. 373 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,520 - Oh. 374 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,920 Thanks, Mel. 375 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,280 - By the way, you're not smiling because of Chuck. 376 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,680 If you notice, he's nowhere to be seen here. 377 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,720 - Yeah, because Sage got the guy, 378 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,040 and once again, I got nothing out of it. 379 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,000 - If you think you got nothing out of it, 380 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,720 you're stupider than you look. 381 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,200 - Hey! I look objectively smart. 382 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,840 - Trying skating to impress some boy is pathetic. 383 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,360 But giving up something that makes you happy 384 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,800 because of that boy, that's even more pathetic. 385 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,960 - Is this supposed to be some sort of pep talk? 386 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,160 - Lyds, look, it's OK to fall. 387 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,800 But we got to get you back up on that board. 388 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,080 - [sighs] 389 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,760 Where did you get that? 390 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,960 - It doesn't matter. Watch this. 391 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,680 - Does everybody know how to do this except for me? 392 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,360 - Don't tell Mom, but I used to skate. 393 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,000 - Ha! I knew it. 394 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,720 Wait. Why "used to"? You're incredible. 395 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,640 - I don't know. I guess I was... 396 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,680 intimidated by all the testosterone and judgment. 397 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,400 - You, intimidated? 398 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,000 - Honestly, I'm kind of in awe of you, the way you skate. 399 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,120 Not at all self-conscious of how terrible you are. 400 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,080 - Hey. - Having a blast in a place 401 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:24,000 I felt I could never let go and be myself. 402 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,640 It's no cauldron of toxic masculinity if you're there. 403 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,240 It's for everyone. 404 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,840 Maybe if I could teach you a thing or two, 405 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:35,200 it could be something we can do together? 406 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,280 - Really? You want to skate with me? 407 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:42,080 - We can, you know, take back the quarter pipe. 408 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:48,960 ? ? 409 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,440 - Doubles! - [exclaims] 410 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,520 - That conjures a counter-spell to blast the Chimera 411 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,000 back to the fiery pits of Hadrigonia from whence he came. 412 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,120 The Karstlands have been spared, 413 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,160 and the world is now at peace. 414 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,880 - Woo-hoo! 415 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,120 - So it's way nerdier than I imagined. 416 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,120 Can I play next? - OK. 417 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,320 But the rules are a bit complicated. 418 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,160 - Who knew that playing a dorky game 419 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,520 with the cool kids could be so much fun? 420 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,480 - You're welcome, Julie. 421 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:26,600 ? ? 422 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:37,280 - Ugh. OK. 423 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,320 [groans] 424 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,120 I need painkillers, rest, and a snowsuit, 425 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,520 but not in the way you think. 426 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:48,320 An actual suit made out of snow to ice my body. 427 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,920 I'm never gonna get this. - Of course you are. 428 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,560 You've just got to believe in yourself. 429 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,720 - Really? You think a lack of confidence is my issue? 430 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,920 - Right, because you'll be a failure your whole life 431 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,800 if you don't land an ollie. 432 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,280 - Too far in the other direction. 433 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,600 - Lyds, look. 434 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,160 I believe in you, OK? 435 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,320 Maybe for the only time in your life, 436 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,320 I'm cheering for you to succeed. 437 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,720 - [gasps] 438 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,720 Oh, my gosh, that was the greatest! 439 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,880 [squeals] 440 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:28,320 Please tell me you got that on video. 441 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,320 Come on. That's the one thing you didn't film? 442 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:37,320 ? ? 443 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,560 - I brought another bag of frozen peas. 444 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,520 Was it worth it? 445 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:49,200 - Worth the excruciating pain in every part of my body? 446 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,720 Kind of. 447 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,880 - I think the lesson is, 448 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,520 even if they don't make you popular, 449 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,200 skateboarding and Auguries of Fate are both cool, 450 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,440 if they make you happy, right? You do you. 451 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,200 - Wait, I'm sorry. So you blew me off 452 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,880 to play some silly board game? - Yep. 453 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,480 And turns out, Mike Cavallari isn't such a bad guy after all. 454 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,600 - You blew me off to play some silly board game 455 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,200 with Mike Cavalleri? 456 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,600 - Yeah. 457 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,840 We have a lot to catch up on. 458 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,880 - So what should we rate this experiment? 459 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,040 - Four Orc Emperors out of five. 460 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,200 - You mean five ollies out of six? 461 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,840 - I have no idea what you just said. 462 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,000 - That makes two of us. 463 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,400 Ow. - Oh, here. 464 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,840 Sorry. 465 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,800 [upbeat music] 466 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:46,960 ? ? 467 00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:51,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33720

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