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I always ace that. 12 00:00:30,977 --> 00:00:32,557 We just need someone to look over our papers 13 00:00:32,637 --> 00:00:35,187 and see how our popularity journey is going. 14 00:00:35,267 --> 00:00:36,517 - Right. 15 00:00:36,607 --> 00:00:38,317 Except for the part where everything 16 00:00:38,397 --> 00:00:39,937 is still inconclusive, 17 00:00:40,027 --> 00:00:43,237 and under no circumstances, may anyone ever see this. 18 00:00:43,317 --> 00:00:45,657 - Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 19 00:00:45,737 --> 00:00:47,027 Well, we're peers. 20 00:00:47,117 --> 00:00:48,487 We can just look it over together. 21 00:00:48,577 --> 00:00:51,037 What is our first conclusion on popularity? 22 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:55,707 - Still unnecessary. - Totally attainable. 23 00:00:55,787 --> 00:00:57,337 Well, it looks like we've made some progress 24 00:00:57,417 --> 00:00:58,997 towards summiting popularity. 25 00:00:59,087 --> 00:01:02,257 - Look, this will all just prove what I know to be true. 26 00:01:02,337 --> 00:01:04,297 Popularity is just a net negative 27 00:01:04,377 --> 00:01:05,837 in the world of middle school. 28 00:01:05,927 --> 00:01:07,797 The whole concept just makes people worry 29 00:01:07,887 --> 00:01:10,387 about how cool they are instead of just being themselves. 30 00:01:10,467 --> 00:01:14,187 - And how we are now cooler than some of them. 31 00:01:14,267 --> 00:01:17,557 - This is all going in one ear and out the other, isn't it? 32 00:01:17,647 --> 00:01:20,107 Name one person we're more popular than. 33 00:01:20,187 --> 00:01:23,107 [quirky music] 34 00:01:23,197 --> 00:01:26,817 35 00:01:26,907 --> 00:01:28,327 Yeah. 36 00:01:28,407 --> 00:01:31,617 37 00:01:31,697 --> 00:01:33,827 - Oh, yeah! 38 00:01:33,907 --> 00:01:39,667 39 00:01:39,747 --> 00:01:40,797 Oh, yeah! 40 00:01:40,877 --> 00:01:43,337 41 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:46,007 - OK, just looking at the initial data sets, 42 00:01:46,087 --> 00:01:49,677 we've got to be more popular than Headgear Henry. 43 00:01:49,757 --> 00:01:53,137 - Uh, is it just me, or is everyone staring at us? 44 00:01:53,227 --> 00:01:56,307 - They must sense our unmistakable appeal. 45 00:01:56,387 --> 00:01:59,107 - She's like a literal angel. - Thanks. 46 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,527 See? Even he thinks we're more popular. 47 00:02:01,607 --> 00:02:03,987 - Uh, Lyds, are you sure about that? 48 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:05,447 - She's like a literal angel. 49 00:02:05,527 --> 00:02:06,907 - Thanks, Henry. That's a little-- 50 00:02:06,987 --> 00:02:08,657 - Lydia, move. You're in the way. 51 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:09,947 - Oh, right. 52 00:02:10,027 --> 00:02:11,697 - Also, I hate to break it to you, 53 00:02:11,787 --> 00:02:15,617 but I'm seeing a couple reports that you've missed. 54 00:02:15,707 --> 00:02:18,417 New watches? They're pretty cool. 55 00:02:18,497 --> 00:02:21,207 - They can't be that cool if Headgear Henry has one. 56 00:02:21,287 --> 00:02:23,047 - Hey. Henry, right? 57 00:02:23,127 --> 00:02:25,507 I have the same watch. Have you tried selfie mode? 58 00:02:25,587 --> 00:02:28,087 You can never have too many. 59 00:02:28,177 --> 00:02:30,007 - Wait, so you're saying 60 00:02:30,097 --> 00:02:31,807 Headgear Henry is cooler than us? 61 00:02:31,887 --> 00:02:32,847 - Well... 62 00:02:32,927 --> 00:02:34,467 - How was your weekend, girls? 63 00:02:34,557 --> 00:02:35,977 - Actually, it's kind of a wild-- 64 00:02:36,057 --> 00:02:37,847 - Who wants ice cream? 65 00:02:37,937 --> 00:02:40,647 - Thanks, Henry. - Yay. 66 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,727 - He might have always been cooler 67 00:02:42,817 --> 00:02:44,817 and not just because of the ice cream. 68 00:02:44,897 --> 00:02:47,817 - This is terrible. OK. OK. 69 00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:49,107 OK, don't panic. 70 00:02:49,197 --> 00:02:50,987 - I wasn't going to. 71 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:54,657 - We've got to be more popular than Ursula, right? 72 00:02:54,737 --> 00:02:56,577 I mean, there's not one conspiracy theory 73 00:02:56,657 --> 00:02:58,077 she doesn't believe in. 74 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:00,627 - Money's literally just paper with pictures on it, 75 00:03:00,707 --> 00:03:02,167 means nothing. 76 00:03:02,247 --> 00:03:03,377 A couple dollars won't hurt anyone, 77 00:03:03,457 --> 00:03:07,087 except maybe global corrupt elites. 78 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:08,757 [device beeping] Shh. 79 00:03:08,837 --> 00:03:12,257 You can never be too careful. - Those are my house keys. 80 00:03:12,347 --> 00:03:13,847 - They're listening. 81 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,307 - Who's they? 82 00:03:15,387 --> 00:03:17,677 - The Glossips control all the money 83 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:20,517 in offshore accounts, I assume. 84 00:03:20,597 --> 00:03:22,267 It's go time. 85 00:03:22,357 --> 00:03:26,027 Paranoid is a word invented to gaslight the fully conscious. 86 00:03:26,107 --> 00:03:27,647 Did Big Ghost put you up to it? 87 00:03:27,737 --> 00:03:29,907 - It wasn't a conspiracy, Ursula. 88 00:03:29,987 --> 00:03:31,987 It was about giving my BFF a story 89 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:34,327 she would always be able to tell. 90 00:03:34,407 --> 00:03:37,367 - I hear you loud and clear. 91 00:03:37,447 --> 00:03:38,747 - Yeah. 92 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,287 But don't forget. 93 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:42,497 As odd as Ursula is, she's currently part of 94 00:03:42,577 --> 00:03:46,297 one of the main cliques at school. 95 00:03:46,377 --> 00:03:49,087 [upbeat music] 96 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:50,587 [record scratches] 97 00:03:50,677 --> 00:03:52,547 - Traitors. 98 00:03:52,637 --> 00:03:58,177 99 00:03:58,267 --> 00:03:59,847 [record scratches] 100 00:03:59,937 --> 00:04:01,137 - Oh, no. 101 00:04:01,227 --> 00:04:02,687 You are not planning to sit here. 102 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:04,687 This is Glossip Girl territory. 103 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:07,277 - Can't we share? 104 00:04:07,357 --> 00:04:08,567 - I think we can. 105 00:04:08,647 --> 00:04:10,107 - I think so, too. 106 00:04:10,197 --> 00:04:11,607 - I'm leaving. 107 00:04:11,697 --> 00:04:14,117 I don't want this stupid table anymore anyway. 108 00:04:14,197 --> 00:04:17,987 - Huh, I don't know if I want this table anymore either. 109 00:04:18,077 --> 00:04:22,287 - Well, we've got to still be more popular than Dimitri. 110 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:26,037 - I just moved here from Greece. 111 00:04:26,127 --> 00:04:27,167 Hey, Julie. 112 00:04:27,247 --> 00:04:28,757 I signed up for pottery. 113 00:04:28,837 --> 00:04:29,837 Perfect. 114 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:32,837 115 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:34,717 - I don't get it. 116 00:04:34,797 --> 00:04:35,887 - What? 117 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,847 - Says here you play piano. 118 00:04:37,927 --> 00:04:39,677 - I have been classically trained 119 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:43,187 for eight years at the Hellenic Conservatory. 120 00:04:43,267 --> 00:04:45,267 - You're on guitar. 121 00:04:45,357 --> 00:04:47,517 - I shall see if I can. 122 00:04:47,607 --> 00:04:52,647 123 00:04:52,737 --> 00:04:55,657 [shredding on guitar] 124 00:04:55,737 --> 00:05:05,497 125 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:10,457 Yes. This will do. 126 00:05:10,547 --> 00:05:12,837 - Uh... 127 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:16,717 - Spit Valve? 128 00:05:16,797 --> 00:05:18,427 - Who's that? 129 00:05:18,507 --> 00:05:19,927 [together] Spit Valve? 130 00:05:20,017 --> 00:05:21,517 - One, two, three, four! 131 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:23,557 Who knew you had such great taste, Lydia? 132 00:05:23,637 --> 00:05:25,397 - This is actually Melody's collection. 133 00:05:25,477 --> 00:05:27,727 - So Melody's still the only one who knows music 134 00:05:27,807 --> 00:05:30,277 in your family, huh? Ooh. 135 00:05:30,357 --> 00:05:31,817 Is this original pressing? 136 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:33,897 - Go out and busk some more, maybe with music 137 00:05:33,987 --> 00:05:35,027 people have actually heard. 138 00:05:35,107 --> 00:05:36,237 - I'm not a sellout. 139 00:05:36,317 --> 00:05:41,077 Rock and roll! Yeah! 140 00:05:41,157 --> 00:05:43,157 Shh. - Huh? 141 00:05:43,247 --> 00:05:46,457 [muffled pop music] 142 00:05:46,537 --> 00:05:49,457 [tranquil music] 143 00:05:49,537 --> 00:05:50,587 144 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:56,547 - No! 145 00:05:56,627 --> 00:05:58,137 Seriously? 146 00:05:58,217 --> 00:06:02,927 They're all higher on the Popularity Pyramid than us? 147 00:06:03,017 --> 00:06:04,387 - Pyramid scheme. 148 00:06:04,477 --> 00:06:06,727 Popularity is a pyramid scheme. 149 00:06:06,807 --> 00:06:09,557 That's the perfect way to describe it. 150 00:06:09,647 --> 00:06:11,147 Thanks, Lydia. 151 00:06:11,227 --> 00:06:13,277 - I'd give my life savings to get on the ground floor 152 00:06:13,357 --> 00:06:15,067 of that scheme. 153 00:06:15,147 --> 00:06:17,657 Middle school has been a disaster. 154 00:06:17,737 --> 00:06:19,657 - [sighs] 155 00:06:19,737 --> 00:06:22,407 Hey. It's OK. 156 00:06:22,487 --> 00:06:23,867 Like I've been saying, 157 00:06:23,947 --> 00:06:25,457 popularity isn't worth stressing over. 158 00:06:25,537 --> 00:06:28,287 You're plenty cool without it. - Easy for you to 159 00:06:28,377 --> 00:06:31,132 You actually came close to being popular. 160 00:06:35,368 --> 00:06:37,158 [school bell rings] 161 00:06:37,238 --> 00:06:40,158 [upbeat music] 162 00:06:40,248 --> 00:06:45,168 163 00:06:45,248 --> 00:06:47,418 - That was super cool of you to help us out with the test. 164 00:06:47,498 --> 00:06:51,008 You've proved yourself worthy. 165 00:06:51,088 --> 00:06:53,258 Julia Graham-Chang, with this lip gloss, 166 00:06:53,338 --> 00:06:55,048 we grant you official membership 167 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,298 in the Glossip Girls. 168 00:06:56,388 --> 00:07:06,978 [cheers and applause] 169 00:07:07,058 --> 00:07:09,818 - I just need to check the ingredients first, 170 00:07:09,898 --> 00:07:11,738 make sure I'm not allergic. 171 00:07:11,818 --> 00:07:13,358 - What are you allergic to? 172 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:15,068 - Moral compromise. 173 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:17,318 - Yeah, that's not in there. 174 00:07:17,408 --> 00:07:23,868 [cheers and applause] 175 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:30,498 176 00:07:30,588 --> 00:07:33,798 - Yeah, "close" being the operative word. 177 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:39,348 - Twinkle, twinkle, little star 178 00:07:39,428 --> 00:07:41,268 How I wonder... 179 00:07:41,348 --> 00:07:42,518 - Lydia's parents potty trained her 180 00:07:42,598 --> 00:07:44,098 to "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star." 181 00:07:44,188 --> 00:07:47,058 Now Lydia can't hear that song without having to pee. 182 00:07:47,148 --> 00:07:49,688 - That is so juicy. 183 00:07:49,768 --> 00:07:51,818 - No! - Phoebe, make it stop! 184 00:07:51,898 --> 00:07:55,278 Make it stop! - It's not coming from here. 185 00:07:55,358 --> 00:07:56,448 - How is it playing? - I don't know. 186 00:07:56,528 --> 00:07:57,738 - 20 seconds left. 187 00:07:57,818 --> 00:07:59,408 Will she be able to hang on? 188 00:07:59,488 --> 00:08:02,328 - The clouds so high 189 00:08:02,408 --> 00:08:03,908 Like a diamond 190 00:08:03,998 --> 00:08:05,368 - 10 seconds left. 191 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:06,958 Five, four, 192 00:08:07,038 --> 00:08:10,088 three, two, one. 193 00:08:10,168 --> 00:08:11,088 [buzzer blares] 194 00:08:11,168 --> 00:08:14,088 [cheers and applause] 195 00:08:14,168 --> 00:08:16,508 [triumphant music] 196 00:08:16,588 --> 00:08:17,928 - You ruined our chance at victory. 197 00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:19,508 - You don't deserve it. 198 00:08:19,598 --> 00:08:22,428 - That is not a Glossip Girl attitude, Julia. 199 00:08:22,518 --> 00:08:24,638 - Good because I don't want a Glossip Girl attitude. 200 00:08:24,728 --> 00:08:26,348 I don't want a Glossip Girl anything. 201 00:08:26,438 --> 00:08:32,568 My name is Julie. 202 00:08:32,648 --> 00:08:33,938 [all gasping] 203 00:08:34,028 --> 00:08:38,068 OK, so I may have had a brush with popularity, 204 00:08:38,158 --> 00:08:39,868 but that's not the important thing. 205 00:08:39,948 --> 00:08:43,038 We both set out to do a ton of awesome stuff. 206 00:08:43,118 --> 00:08:45,448 [upbeat music] 207 00:08:45,538 --> 00:08:48,368 - Hello, Rock Camp. We are Disastrophe. 208 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:52,338 We've got Spit Valve on drums, Dimitri on guitar, 209 00:08:52,418 --> 00:08:54,708 and on lead vocals, we have the one, 210 00:08:54,798 --> 00:08:57,168 the only, Julie Graham-Chang. 211 00:08:57,258 --> 00:08:59,298 [applause] 212 00:08:59,388 --> 00:09:01,008 - Whoo! - Whoo! 213 00:09:01,098 --> 00:09:03,638 - Right now, it's all gonna change 214 00:09:03,718 --> 00:09:07,518 I'm sick of running, and I'm ready to play 215 00:09:07,598 --> 00:09:10,438 Scream out, I can't ignore 216 00:09:10,518 --> 00:09:14,068 I'm not the girl that I was anymore 217 00:09:14,148 --> 00:09:15,728 Can't stop me 218 00:09:15,818 --> 00:09:17,318 Won't stop me 219 00:09:17,398 --> 00:09:20,448 Can't you see I'm everything already 220 00:09:20,528 --> 00:09:24,198 All the spotlight I'm ready to claim 221 00:09:24,288 --> 00:09:26,948 Breaking out 222 00:09:27,038 --> 00:09:30,828 All the music I'm ready to sing 223 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,168 Breaking out 224 00:09:33,248 --> 00:09:37,048 All the rocking, I'm ready to scream 225 00:09:37,128 --> 00:09:40,128 Breaking out, I'm breaking it out 226 00:09:40,218 --> 00:09:44,598 All the fire I'm ready to bring 227 00:09:44,678 --> 00:09:47,598 [upbeat rock music] 228 00:09:47,678 --> 00:09:57,068 229 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:58,858 [cheers and applause] 230 00:09:58,938 --> 00:10:02,738 - We love you! - Love you! Whoo-hoo! 231 00:10:02,818 --> 00:10:04,238 - Yeah, you're right. 232 00:10:04,328 --> 00:10:05,988 And I did get to do something I've always wanted 233 00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:07,448 to do since the third grade. 234 00:10:07,538 --> 00:10:09,118 - Come up here, Lydia. - That's my best friend. 235 00:10:09,198 --> 00:10:14,878 Go, Lydia! Whoo! 236 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:17,498 - Um... [chuckles] 237 00:10:17,588 --> 00:10:22,048 - Well, come on, Goldbladder. Let it flow. 238 00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:26,218 - Whatever you say, Mike Caval-airball. 239 00:10:26,308 --> 00:10:27,968 [air horn blows] 240 00:10:28,058 --> 00:10:29,728 - [laughs] 241 00:10:29,808 --> 00:10:31,348 - Maybe don't touch that. 242 00:10:31,438 --> 00:10:34,018 - You ever seen this guy play basketball? 243 00:10:34,098 --> 00:10:37,018 Travel's so much, they won't let him on the court 244 00:10:37,108 --> 00:10:38,978 without a tourist visa. 245 00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:41,398 - Oh. 246 00:10:41,488 --> 00:10:44,488 - You know, it's "alley-oop," Mike, 247 00:10:44,568 --> 00:10:47,238 not "alley, oops, I embarrassed myself." 248 00:10:47,328 --> 00:10:49,038 [laughter] 249 00:10:49,118 --> 00:10:51,578 How many Mikes does it take to hit a free throw? 250 00:10:51,658 --> 00:10:54,078 We will literally never know. 251 00:10:54,168 --> 00:10:58,748 Mike is terrible at passing, which isn't surprising, 252 00:10:58,838 --> 00:11:00,508 considering his GPA. 253 00:11:00,588 --> 00:11:02,838 Mike's just like a paper bag. 254 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,508 He's got no handles. 255 00:11:04,588 --> 00:11:06,718 Mike has never made a free throw. 256 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:09,428 All his throws cost him his pride. 257 00:11:09,518 --> 00:11:12,978 The only basket he's ever made was full of gifts. 258 00:11:13,058 --> 00:11:15,978 You travel so much you should write for Lonely Planet. 259 00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:18,688 You're the LeBron James of being unathletic. 260 00:11:18,768 --> 00:11:20,528 Couldn't buy a basket at a craft store. 261 00:11:20,608 --> 00:11:22,898 Your defense is like my Buby's bladder, 262 00:11:22,988 --> 00:11:24,698 weak. Whoosh. 263 00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:26,238 What's that? 264 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,578 The sound of you being an athletic disappointment, 265 00:11:28,658 --> 00:11:32,078 another reason why your dad will never be proud of you. 266 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,288 - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 267 00:11:34,368 --> 00:11:36,668 - And that's my time. Tip your waitresses. 268 00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:40,088 Thank you, Mapleview Middle! Good night! 269 00:11:40,168 --> 00:11:44,128 - Yeah, that's my best friend! I know her! 270 00:11:44,218 --> 00:11:45,428 Yeah, Lydia! 271 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:47,088 - A reminder that Pink Shirt Day 272 00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:48,848 is about standing up to bullies, 273 00:11:48,928 --> 00:11:50,388 not celebrating them. 274 00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:52,348 - I don't remember all those insults. 275 00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:54,978 - Oh, I said them after the assembly, 276 00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:57,308 when I replayed it in my mind. 277 00:11:57,398 --> 00:11:59,438 - I thought you said it made you feel bad. 278 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:00,648 - It did. 279 00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:02,228 Then I talked to Mike about it, 280 00:12:02,318 --> 00:12:03,858 and we came to an understanding about our relationship. 281 00:12:03,938 --> 00:12:06,448 - That seems healthy and mature. 282 00:12:06,528 --> 00:12:11,288 - Besides, it's not like that dork didn't deserve it. 283 00:12:11,368 --> 00:12:13,288 - Sup, Goldbladder? Goldbladder. 284 00:12:13,368 --> 00:12:14,368 Goldbladder. Goldbladder. 285 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:15,578 Goldbladder. Goldbladder. 286 00:12:15,658 --> 00:12:18,878 - Goldbladder. It's like that poem. 287 00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,708 "Sticks and stones may break my bones, 288 00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:23,508 but a standup routine will decimate my enemies." 289 00:12:23,588 --> 00:12:24,838 - Yeah, OK. 290 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,798 Maybe I feel a little guilty still. 291 00:12:26,878 --> 00:12:28,968 Maybe we're actually friends now. 292 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,388 Ugh. 293 00:12:30,468 --> 00:12:31,888 - I never thought I'd hear the day that you 294 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,348 and Mike Cavalleri became friends. 295 00:12:34,428 --> 00:12:37,018 See? This year has been weirdly life-changing. 296 00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:39,505 - Do you think it's because of our brush with death? 297 00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:44,614 [tense music] 298 00:12:44,704 --> 00:12:45,914 - What now? 299 00:12:45,994 --> 00:12:47,494 - We make a connection with Maude. 300 00:12:47,574 --> 00:12:49,454 Everyone grab hands. 301 00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:52,624 302 00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:55,714 - Maude Shavenham, we know your story, 303 00:12:55,794 --> 00:12:57,334 and we know you haunt the living 304 00:12:57,424 --> 00:12:59,464 because you're looking for the love of others, 305 00:12:59,544 --> 00:13:01,424 but there's something more important than that. 306 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:05,224 - Chips. - No. 307 00:13:05,304 --> 00:13:06,724 Self-love. 308 00:13:06,804 --> 00:13:09,264 - Those guys that left you at the altar are losers. 309 00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:10,764 - They didn't deserve you. 310 00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:12,984 - They would have made you conform to 19th century 311 00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:14,434 patriarchal norms. 312 00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:16,524 - Yeah, you totally dodged a bullet, 313 00:13:16,604 --> 00:13:18,944 especially with fianc�s 8 through 12. 314 00:13:19,024 --> 00:13:21,734 - Now you got your whole afterlife ahead of you. 315 00:13:21,824 --> 00:13:23,404 You don't need a man. 316 00:13:23,494 --> 00:13:26,534 - You are a strong, independent poltergeist. 317 00:13:26,614 --> 00:13:29,534 [eerie music] 318 00:13:29,624 --> 00:13:31,034 319 00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:33,374 - It's time for you to be a free spirit, Maude, 320 00:13:33,454 --> 00:13:36,004 to be at peace. 321 00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:37,504 Your long wait is over. 322 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:42,594 It's time for you to go! 323 00:13:42,674 --> 00:13:44,634 - Did it work? 324 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,764 - Please, please, please, please. 325 00:13:47,844 --> 00:13:49,804 - Yes! - Oh, my gosh. 326 00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:51,564 - We did it. 327 00:13:51,644 --> 00:13:53,024 - And you thought ghosts weren't real. 328 00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:54,984 - They're not. 329 00:13:55,064 --> 00:13:57,604 Except for that one time. [chuckles] 330 00:13:57,694 --> 00:14:01,234 Besides, when you said brush with death, 331 00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:04,284 I thought you meant the time we almost died. 332 00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:05,944 [bright electronic music] 333 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:08,414 - "Trail closed"? - Oh, weird. 334 00:14:08,494 --> 00:14:10,374 Trail's closed? 335 00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:12,624 That's news to us. 336 00:14:12,704 --> 00:14:14,414 - I wonder why it's closed? - I don't know. 337 00:14:14,494 --> 00:14:16,714 - Probably not a rockslide warning. 338 00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:18,714 - Who said anything about a rockslide warning? 339 00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:21,924 - OK, there may have been a rockslide warning, 340 00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:23,094 but it was just a warning. 341 00:14:23,174 --> 00:14:24,504 [rumbling] - Wow. 342 00:14:24,594 --> 00:14:25,884 Hungry much, Mel? 343 00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,554 - That wasn't me. - Quick. Quick. 344 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,344 Everybody, huddle. Huddle. Huddle. 345 00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:33,814 Keep back from the edge. 346 00:14:33,894 --> 00:14:35,394 - Oh, my God. 347 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,394 - Keep back from the ledge. 348 00:14:37,484 --> 00:14:39,524 - [screaming] 349 00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:42,524 - Don't worry. I got you. 350 00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:45,484 [tense music] 351 00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:49,114 - Aren't we so lucky we got great pictures of it all? 352 00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:52,414 And survived. 353 00:14:52,494 --> 00:14:53,994 Oh, look how cute we look. 354 00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:57,124 [upbeat music] 355 00:14:57,204 --> 00:14:58,254 356 00:14:58,334 --> 00:15:00,214 How do I look? It's a mud mask. 357 00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:01,834 - Say spa. - "Charlie's Angels." 358 00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:04,004 - I love it. 359 00:15:04,094 --> 00:15:05,884 - Anthill. Anthill. We're on an anthill! 360 00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:07,924 Ah! - What's wrong? 361 00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:09,594 - It burns! Get it off! Get it off! 362 00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:12,684 [screams] 363 00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:14,554 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 364 00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,104 - Camping should be classified as cruel 365 00:15:16,184 --> 00:15:17,434 and unusual punishment? 366 00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:20,444 - That being unpopular might be genetic. 367 00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:22,024 - Compelling theory. 368 00:15:22,104 --> 00:15:23,024 Present your findings. 369 00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:24,444 - No more... 370 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,984 [humming melody] 371 00:15:27,074 --> 00:15:28,994 372 00:15:29,074 --> 00:15:31,244 Oh. Oh. 373 00:15:31,324 --> 00:15:32,914 Did they make those hallways longer since the last time 374 00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:36,494 I got here or what? 375 00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:40,334 - Or maybe it's my dad's side. 376 00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:41,834 - You want Dua Lipa? 377 00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:43,544 I'll get you Three-a-Lipa. 378 00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:44,884 379 00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:48,554 Up, up, up! I want to fly! 380 00:15:48,634 --> 00:15:51,724 - And that doesn't even get to the Melody of it all. 381 00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:54,644 [energetic rock music] 382 00:15:54,724 --> 00:16:01,644 383 00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,064 Yeah. 384 00:16:03,154 --> 00:16:04,984 Extremely well adjusted. 385 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,734 I can't believe I share DNA with all of them. 386 00:16:07,824 --> 00:16:10,364 - You may be worried about the genetic effects, 387 00:16:10,444 --> 00:16:13,414 but don't forget about the nurture factor. 388 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:17,164 - Yum, yum, yum in my tum, tum, tum 389 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,244 390 00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:21,624 Kitty cakes are ready right meow. 391 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,874 - Here's the filter on this? - There's no filter on that. 392 00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:25,544 - Why would there not be a filter on it? 393 00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:29,554 - I just love it so much. [sobbing] 394 00:16:29,634 --> 00:16:31,384 - I lost a father to sports. 395 00:16:31,464 --> 00:16:33,094 I'm gonna lose a daughter. 396 00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:38,604 Jocks, barbarians. 397 00:16:38,684 --> 00:16:41,224 - In the age-old debate of nature versus nurture... 398 00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:43,564 - Looks like either way... 399 00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:47,404 [together] We're doomed. 400 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,194 - OK, OK, so maybe we don't follow 401 00:16:50,284 --> 00:16:51,534 in our family's dorky footsteps. 402 00:16:51,614 --> 00:16:53,154 We just need to find one person at Mapleview 403 00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:57,164 that we're cooler than, and we have a fighting chance. 404 00:16:57,244 --> 00:17:00,494 - Well, we're definitely not more popular than Addison. 405 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:05,584 406 00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,754 - Can I get a sound bite about what wearing your flaws 407 00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,754 means to you? - Of course. 408 00:17:09,844 --> 00:17:11,004 I just wanted to put a spotlight 409 00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:12,514 on this very human condition. 410 00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,134 - You're so brave. 411 00:17:14,224 --> 00:17:16,134 - My aunt has a pied- -terre in the 6th Arrondissement. 412 00:17:16,224 --> 00:17:17,894 Nothing big. 413 00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:20,184 It overlooks Luxembourg Palace, which is kind of cool I guess. 414 00:17:20,264 --> 00:17:22,894 415 00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:25,194 - Or Sage. 416 00:17:25,274 --> 00:17:27,484 - It's hot, hot, give it up 417 00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:28,984 - Sage is not your friend. 418 00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,404 She's competition. 419 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,744 - [vocalizing] - [vocalizing] 420 00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:34,954 - You're down here 421 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,114 It's up here 422 00:17:36,204 --> 00:17:41,744 [vocalizing] - [vocalizing] 423 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,044 - Oh, we're done now? OK. 424 00:17:44,124 --> 00:17:47,964 - Sage is only popular because she's close to Addison. 425 00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:50,384 - Definitely that and not because 426 00:17:50,464 --> 00:17:52,254 she performs at every assembly. 427 00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:55,134 We're also not more popular than the field hockey team. 428 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:56,514 [whistle blows] 429 00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:59,514 [energetic rock music] 430 00:17:59,594 --> 00:18:03,314 431 00:18:03,394 --> 00:18:04,394 Go, Manatees! 432 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,104 433 00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:09,120 Go, Manatees! 434 00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:13,022 And Morgan. 435 00:18:13,112 --> 00:18:14,462 - Morgan, I know you've been looking for a scoop. 436 00:18:14,462 --> 00:18:15,842 - A scoop? 437 00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:17,302 Scoops are for ice cream parlors, Goldblatt. 438 00:18:17,382 --> 00:18:18,552 I need a sound bite. 439 00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:20,222 I need it punchy, and I need it now. 440 00:18:20,302 --> 00:18:22,852 Look, I'm going for like a real human interest story 441 00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:25,682 here so none of that clich� stuff athletes usually say. 442 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,972 Anything our listeners should know about 443 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,392 the unseen dangers of your craft? 444 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,022 Can you just show us the shirt? 445 00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:32,692 - Certainly. 446 00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:34,612 [bright electronic music] 447 00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:36,692 - Well, uh, we'll be in touch. 448 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,322 449 00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:41,452 "Two deluded students ruin things for all." 450 00:18:41,532 --> 00:18:43,662 The headline writes itself. 451 00:18:43,742 --> 00:18:46,332 Surely, you have something to add to the discourse. 452 00:18:46,412 --> 00:18:48,912 - We're not even cooler than Manfred Manatee. 453 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,922 [rousing brass music] 454 00:18:52,002 --> 00:18:55,002 455 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,842 Or even the kid who gets cucumber water 456 00:18:57,922 --> 00:18:59,672 for the Glossips. 457 00:18:59,762 --> 00:19:02,682 [bright electronic music] 458 00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:04,552 459 00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:07,102 Ouch. 460 00:19:07,182 --> 00:19:09,022 - Is this it? 461 00:19:09,102 --> 00:19:11,392 There's not one person at Mapleview 462 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,692 that we're cooler than. 463 00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:17,232 [dramatic music] 464 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:22,282 We were wrong about this whole experiment. 465 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,782 Julie. 466 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,122 - Lydia. 467 00:19:26,202 --> 00:19:27,832 Despite it not always working out, 468 00:19:27,912 --> 00:19:31,372 think of all the fun times the experiments have given us. 469 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,382 [bright electronic music] 470 00:19:34,462 --> 00:19:40,132 471 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:41,552 - That's my best friend! 472 00:19:41,632 --> 00:19:42,932 That's Julie! 473 00:19:43,012 --> 00:19:43,932 [screams] 474 00:19:44,012 --> 00:19:46,762 475 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,562 Wait. That's it. 476 00:19:50,642 --> 00:19:52,442 - You've moved beyond the superficiality 477 00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:54,482 of popularity? - No. 478 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:57,112 I found the one person that we are 479 00:19:57,192 --> 00:20:01,192 100% undebatably cooler than. 480 00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:03,612 [air horn blows] 481 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,492 - Welcome, students returning anew. 482 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,702 I'm Principal Larocque AKA 483 00:20:08,782 --> 00:20:12,542 DJ Larocque, Paper, Sisi-Sizzurz 484 00:20:12,622 --> 00:20:15,122 Pew pew pew pew. [air horn blaring] 485 00:20:15,212 --> 00:20:18,462 Let your kindness be contagious. 486 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:19,962 It's pretty catchy. 487 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:24,472 Lia, can you get me my little book of lyrics? 488 00:20:24,552 --> 00:20:26,682 It's got a Hello Kitty sticker on it. 489 00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:28,102 - Good morning, everyone. 490 00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:30,312 Principal Larocque won't be in this morning, 491 00:20:30,392 --> 00:20:32,562 minor DJing accident. OK. 492 00:20:32,642 --> 00:20:34,942 But he did pass along this. 493 00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:37,152 [air horn blows] 494 00:20:37,232 --> 00:20:39,322 - Also, not confirmed but I may be doing 495 00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:41,192 a DJ set in the parking lot after, 496 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,362 So make sure to stick around for that. 497 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,492 - Thanks for coming on such short notice. 498 00:20:45,572 --> 00:20:46,912 - Tonight's gonna be off the hizook. 499 00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:49,122 [air horn blows] 500 00:20:49,202 --> 00:20:53,792 DJ Larocque, Paper, Sizzurz in the hizouse, 501 00:20:53,872 --> 00:20:55,252 asking you all, 502 00:20:55,332 --> 00:20:59,752 are you ready for Lydia G-uni-- 503 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,342 [air horn blows] 504 00:21:01,422 --> 00:21:03,922 - We're definitely cooler than Principal Larocque. 505 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,762 - That I can't argue with. 506 00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:07,392 - Which means we'll just have to keep 507 00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:09,512 experimenting until we're cooler than the next person 508 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,182 and the next. - And have fun along the way? 509 00:21:12,262 --> 00:21:16,102 - Sure, Julie, since you're so hung up on that. 510 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,982 - So what would you rate this peer review? 511 00:21:19,062 --> 00:21:21,152 - I'd give it an A plus out of a hundred. 512 00:21:21,232 --> 00:21:23,862 And as for our popularity experiments, 513 00:21:23,942 --> 00:21:26,612 we'll just keep assessing on a rolling basis. 514 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,862 - Can we do it after dinner, though, 515 00:21:28,952 --> 00:21:30,912 'cause it's burrito night? 516 00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:33,242 - Why didn't you just say that? Hope they're not cold. 517 00:21:33,332 --> 00:21:35,662 - OK, let's go. Come on. 518 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,002 519 00:21:39,052 --> 00:21:43,602 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35719

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