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[light playful music]
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- Attention, Mapleviewers!
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Get hyped for the most
exciting time of year,
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Student Representative
Electioneering Season.
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[air horn blares]
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Next week is
our Student Council election.
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Presidential candidates
can sign up in the hall.
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I've always wanted
to be president,
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but I became
a principal instead.
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- Question.
- Aah!
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- Why do you have
student elections?
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Do the children
run your country?
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It would certainly
explain a lot.
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- No, no matter how many times
I write to parliament.
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But students do have a say
in how we run our school.
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- [gasps] You should totally
run for president, Dimitri.
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- What?
- Why not?
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He came from
the birthplace of democracy.
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- Actually scholars
have discovered evidence
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that democratic processes
were developed in Egypt
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and the Near East
long before Athenian--
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- And you already lost.
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You don't get elected class
president by knowin' stuff.
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It's just a popularity contest.
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- Why can't Student Council
elections be about
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sticking up for the little guy,
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about shaking things up,
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about the actual issues?
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- They are.
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The issue of who's
the most popular kid in school.
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- Ah, this is most excellent.
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A way to make new friends.
- Yeah.
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- Sweet, naive Dimitri.
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Here's the tea.
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To know the elections,
you need to know the Anglades.
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Addison Anglade,
she's a shoe-in.
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She's the most popular girl
in school.
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Her sister Florence was too.
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She was elected president,
class of 2020,
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her mom, class of '89,
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and even her great-great-
grandma Gweneviere was elected
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class president in 1928.
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The Anglades are a dynasty.
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Why even bother
running against them
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when you already know--
- Hey, Lyd.
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- Excuse me for a moment.
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May I borrow your pen?
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[bright music]
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- This is gonna be interesting.
- This is gonna be a disaster.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, yeah!
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All right!
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Oh, yeah!
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- Okay, I know you have
your doubts about Dimitri,
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but I think you'll be surprised
by our next experiment.
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Is running
for Student Council more
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than just a popularity contest?
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- Um, no. It isn't.
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I mean, just look
at Addison's reach already.
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She's got this race locked up.
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- Okay, sure, maybe Addison has
racked up the popular vote.
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But that doesn't mean
she'll get the most votes.
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- That's literally
what it means, Jules.
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- The popular kids
will vote for her,
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but there are plenty of
overlooked demographics, Lydia.
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Some of the art geeks
might vote for Dimitri.
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You've got your suburban dorks,
your NASCAR dweebs,
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and your insufferable
band geeks.
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If Dimitri can run up the
margins on these ignored demos
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and expand his appeal to all
these other nerds,
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he's got this.
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- Wow, you really
did your homework.
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- My dads watch a lot of MSNBC.
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- Okay.
[scoffs]
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But how is Dimitri
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going to compete with her?
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She's a legacy.
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- Do you really think
she should win
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just because of her last name?
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- Name one time nepotism
had a consequence.
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- Dimitri is a nice guy.
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The people
who know him like him.
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- So what's that,
like, three votes?
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- For now.
But here's how we get more.
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Step one,
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become Dimitri's
campaign managers.
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Step two,
get his name out there.
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Step three, once he wins,
make Dimitri my puppet,
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installed to dismantle
the institution of popularity
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from within the halls of power.
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[laughs]
[dramatic music]
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Through the legitimate means
of the democratic process,
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of course.
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- Okay, well, I guess
I can always do some polling
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to show you how wrong you are.
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- Dimitri's running
for president?
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- I think you have that wrong.
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It's pronounced "Addison."
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- "Dimitri," like the line
that runs through a circle?
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- That's "diameter."
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Dimitri's a person.
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- I like that they named
a geometric concept after him.
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- I like that he brings
extra tzatziki for me at lunch.
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- Person?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Will you vote for him?
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- No, definitely not.
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- I'm Team Addison.
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- I just think it's weird
he's running on
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this whole math platform.
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- What do you think
about this one?
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- Here is my biggest concern.
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I love it.
I love it all.
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- Well, I have some bad
but expected news.
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You're not polling well
with middle schoolers.
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- What about
elementary schoolers?
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- I don't know since we go
to a middle school.
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You're behind 85-15.
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- That's 13 more
than this morning.
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Looks like
our campaign is working.
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- It's not.
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But come to think of it,
our data is incomplete
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without observing
the winning campaign.
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- But this is
the winning campaign.
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- Really?
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- Nato!
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- We're gonna shake
the foundation.
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We're gonna shock the world.
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Just as soon
as we pound the pavement.
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- Oh, no.
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I do not believe
in political violence.
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- I mean shake some hands
and kiss some babies.
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It's electioneering season.
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[adventurous music]
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- Have a good day.
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I would love to have your vote.
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[baby coos]
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- Where did the baby come from?
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- I babysit on weekends,
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uh, which connotes
trustworthiness, no?
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- [laughs]
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I think this is working.
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- And the best part?
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I'm having so much fun.
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And bring me the next baby.
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- Hey everyone, come over here.
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I'm Mike Cavalleri,
and I'm here to recruit you.
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So what will I do
as class president?
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Nothing!
[cheers and applause]
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Yeah.
- Yeah!
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- When will I do it?
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All the time.
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[cheering]
[laughs] Yeah.
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Why? Because student elections
are stupid.
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- Yeah, they are!
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Cavalleri out.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Mike!
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- Addison?
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Hi.
I'm in your math class.
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I'm--
both: Lydia.
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- You don't have
to introduce yourself
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every time you talk to me.
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- Right.
I, um--
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I just had some data
I thought could be an asset.
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- Oh, thanks,
that's so helpful.
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Wait, why am I not at 100%?
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Who is everyone voting for?
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- Well, you'll win
in a landslide, but now
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that Mike's running, obviously
as some sick joke, you might--
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- Wait, Dimitri's
not voting for me?
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But Florence won unanimously.
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Mom won unanimously.
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Even Great-MeeMaw Gweneviere
won unanimously.
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And women weren't allowed
to hold office then.
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- I'm sure you can win
every one of those votes back.
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- You mean we.
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I need your help, Lydia.
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You're on the team.
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- [squeals]
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- Fancy bracelets.
I love them.
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- This is a great way
to stay on message.
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- And have fun.
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Not to mention practice
my small motor skills.
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- I have some news.
- Wait.
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- Ah, Lydia, we made
this special for you.
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It's a fancy bracelet.
- Aww. Thanks.
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You're looking at Addison's
new campaign manager!
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- What?
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- You're running two campaigns?
Impressive.
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- What is so wrong
with observing Addison?
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- Observing is one thing.
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You didn't say
you'd be running her campaign.
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[toilet flushes]
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- Should we get out
of the bathroom?
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- [sighs] So what are
you gonna do,
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give Addison all
our campaign secrets,
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sabotage Dimitri's chance?
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- What campaign secrets?
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What chance?
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- So you never believed
in Dimitri.
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- That's what I've been saying
this whole time.
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- Wow.
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- Jules, this is great news.
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I spend time with the most
popular girl in school and--
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[toilet flushes]
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- Um, I think
I clogged the toilet.
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- Did you think about
Dimitri's feelings in all this?
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- That wasn't an established
variable in our experiment.
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[toilet flushes]
- Oh, no.
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I'm just making it worse.
- Should we help her?
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- I can't believe
you'd betray me!
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- What can I say?
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Sometimes friends
are on the opposite sides
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of the political spectrum!
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- Then I guess this means war.
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[water sloshes]
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- Uh-oh.
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Could someone call the janitor?
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[light uplifting music]
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- Next question, anyone?
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Uh, Spit Valve, you've got
your finger on the pulse.
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What do you got for us?
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- Well, sometimes school
just feels
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a little uninspiring.
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- Mm. I hear you.
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And I see you.
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- Terrible.
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Headgear Henry, what's
keeping you up at night?
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- Probably people
calling me "Headgear Henry."
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- Oh.
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I'm sorry, Henry.
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I didn't know.
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- I will use all my
administrative powers to help.
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- Thank you, Dimitri.
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You know, you could really
learn a lot from him, Julie.
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- [speaking greek]
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- Let's get this kid
a friendship bracelet.
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[cheers and applause]
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[light classical music]
- Wow.
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This place is
everything I imagined.
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- You imagined a regular house?
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Macaron?
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So how bad is it?
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- Well, I'm not
gonna sugarcoat it.
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My last poll shows
Dimitri gaining five points.
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- How?
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- Well, he's made inroads
with the theater nerds
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and tonight he's having dinner
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with some
very influential band geeks.
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- Can Sage help
with the theater kids?
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- Nah, they find her annoying
and kind of one-note.
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Okay, maybe that's just me
that feels that way.
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- [slurping]
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- Hey, Flo.
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- So... who's this?
260
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- I'm Lydia.
261
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,767
I'm Addison's
new campaign manager.
262
00:10:04,847 --> 00:10:05,767
- Oh.
263
00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:08,477
So are you smart, Linda?
264
00:10:08,557 --> 00:10:09,897
Is that why you're here?
265
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,857
- She's helping salvage
this train wreck.
266
00:10:11,937 --> 00:10:13,357
- I had some thoughts.
267
00:10:13,437 --> 00:10:14,607
- Don't overthink it.
268
00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:16,187
Student government
is about one thing
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and one thing only--
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school dances.
271
00:10:19,277 --> 00:10:21,277
- Not according to my data.
272
00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:24,657
- Why don't you use
my old posters?
273
00:10:24,737 --> 00:10:26,117
- Oh. Okay.
274
00:10:26,197 --> 00:10:27,957
"Go with the Flo-rence."
275
00:10:28,037 --> 00:10:30,367
Maybe we could spruce 'em up
a little bit with,
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00:10:30,457 --> 00:10:33,837
I don't know, Addison's name
instead of Florence?
277
00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,627
Just spitballing here,
but maybe we could try
278
00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:39,217
"Be Raddison,
Vote for Addison."
279
00:10:39,297 --> 00:10:43,637
Or "You'll be glad
if you elect Add-ison"?
280
00:10:43,717 --> 00:10:45,097
- I don't get it.
Will we be paying
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00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,677
for everyone's room
at the Radisson?
282
00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:49,387
- Or we could try
283
00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:51,437
"Addison her name
to your ballots."
284
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,517
I could go on all day.
285
00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,107
- Please don't.
286
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:58,857
Just use these so you can focus
on planning that dance.
287
00:10:58,937 --> 00:11:00,607
- Are you sure about this?
288
00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:04,407
- Oh, and how many elections
have you won, Larissa?
289
00:11:04,487 --> 00:11:06,617
[slurps]
290
00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:09,617
[soft electronic music]
291
00:11:09,707 --> 00:11:12,156
292
00:11:14,829 --> 00:11:17,789
- We're so close to the
popularity-iarchy coming down.
293
00:11:17,869 --> 00:11:18,959
I can taste it.
294
00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:20,459
We just need
something to put you
295
00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:21,789
over the top at the debate.
296
00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:23,589
- It's okay if we don't win,
297
00:11:23,669 --> 00:11:25,419
as long as we try our best.
298
00:11:25,509 --> 00:11:27,509
- But we have to beat Addison.
299
00:11:27,589 --> 00:11:29,879
And not to mention
that doofus Mike.
300
00:11:29,969 --> 00:11:31,549
There will be no justice
in this world
301
00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:35,349
if either of them wins based
solely on their social status.
302
00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:38,349
- Julie, don't focus
on what makes you upset.
303
00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:42,019
You need to focus
on what brings you joy.
304
00:11:42,109 --> 00:11:43,479
You need some kefi.
305
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:47,359
- Oh, my dads don't allow me
to have caffeine.
306
00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:48,489
- Oh.
[laughs]
307
00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,199
Not "coffee."
308
00:11:50,279 --> 00:11:51,489
Kefi.
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00:11:51,569 --> 00:11:53,279
It is a Greek saying.
- Huh.
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00:11:53,369 --> 00:11:56,489
- When a moment is
so overwhelmingly enjoyable,
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00:11:56,579 --> 00:12:00,289
like how I feel when
I eat my yia-yia's baklava
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00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:04,499
or when I'm campaigning
with you.
313
00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:08,209
Kefi is connecting
with new friends
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00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:12,259
and finding joy
in the company of others.
315
00:12:12,339 --> 00:12:13,929
- That's it, Dimitri.
316
00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,809
We need to help
the Spit Valves and the Henrys
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00:12:16,889 --> 00:12:18,559
find their joy at this school.
318
00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:22,439
- Yes, we should help everyone
at Mapleview find their kefi!
319
00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:27,069
- It really sounds like
you're saying "coffee."
320
00:12:27,149 --> 00:12:30,779
- Here.
- Ooh, baklava.
321
00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:32,109
- Here.
322
00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:33,699
Try some baklava.
- Oh.
323
00:12:33,779 --> 00:12:35,699
- Come. Dance with us.
324
00:12:35,779 --> 00:12:38,789
And live a life full of kefi.
325
00:12:38,869 --> 00:12:40,329
- Is that cardamom?
326
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:41,709
Such a nice touch.
327
00:12:41,789 --> 00:12:43,789
- My yia-yia's recipe.
- Mmm.
328
00:12:43,879 --> 00:12:46,039
[uplifting music]
329
00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:48,759
- Okay. Enjoy.
330
00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:52,549
331
00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:54,389
- Heh.
- Whoa.
332
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,429
- What?
333
00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,849
- So this is a joke to you?
334
00:12:56,929 --> 00:12:58,559
- It's a political statement.
335
00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:00,099
- This is important
to some of us.
336
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,729
Elections have consequences.
- No, they don't.
337
00:13:02,809 --> 00:13:05,689
At least not in a way
that matters to most of us.
338
00:13:05,769 --> 00:13:07,649
Look, it's all a sham.
339
00:13:07,729 --> 00:13:09,729
Empty suits
making empty promises.
340
00:13:09,819 --> 00:13:13,239
Upholding a status quo
that only works for the 1%.
341
00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:16,279
Why do they need more when
they already have everything?
342
00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:18,329
- I had no idea.
I thought--
343
00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:20,409
- I'm more than
a class clown, Julie.
344
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,659
I contain multiples.
- Multitudes?
345
00:13:22,749 --> 00:13:25,459
You should come out
and say this to everyone.
346
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,839
People need to hear it.
- Come on, Julie.
347
00:13:27,919 --> 00:13:30,509
People laugh at whatever I say.
348
00:13:30,589 --> 00:13:31,919
No one's gonna listen
to my ideas
349
00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:33,509
unless they think it's a joke.
350
00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:37,889
- They will if you're honest.
351
00:13:37,969 --> 00:13:40,679
- No. They won't.
Face it.
352
00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:42,559
If I'm gonna shake up
the system,
353
00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:47,899
making a mockery of it
is the only way.
354
00:13:47,979 --> 00:13:54,649
- I can't believe
I agree with Mike.
355
00:13:54,739 --> 00:13:57,989
- Bad news--my latest poll
says you're tied with Dimitri.
356
00:13:58,069 --> 00:13:59,619
- I mean,
that baklava was divine.
357
00:13:59,699 --> 00:14:00,989
- No need to panic.
358
00:14:01,079 --> 00:14:02,949
We just drop
our divisive dance rhetoric
359
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,789
and get you some
face time with students.
360
00:14:04,869 --> 00:14:08,749
- But I don't think I can.
361
00:14:08,839 --> 00:14:10,499
I've always had
trouble connecting.
362
00:14:10,589 --> 00:14:13,379
I'm always awkward
around everyone.
363
00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:15,969
- You did place third
in a poll of which candidate
364
00:14:16,049 --> 00:14:18,009
voters would want
to share a root beer with.
365
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:19,759
- Does everyone know
root beer makes me gassy
366
00:14:19,849 --> 00:14:21,559
or that I don't get jokes?
367
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:22,849
This is worse than I thought.
368
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,139
What do we do?
369
00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:26,689
- Be vulnerable.
370
00:14:26,769 --> 00:14:29,059
Lots of people have the same
insecurities, you know?
371
00:14:29,149 --> 00:14:30,229
- They do?
372
00:14:30,309 --> 00:14:33,109
- Hey, girls.
I have an idea.
373
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,279
You go negative.
374
00:14:34,359 --> 00:14:36,739
I've got a bunch
of oppo research.
375
00:14:36,819 --> 00:14:38,359
I can get my hands dirty
so you don't have to.
376
00:14:38,449 --> 00:14:41,279
- You're the best, Flo.
- Uh-huh.
377
00:14:41,369 --> 00:14:42,699
- But she's railroading you.
378
00:14:42,789 --> 00:14:45,039
And more importantly,
she's railroading me!
379
00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:46,999
You know what?
380
00:14:47,079 --> 00:14:49,459
Let's just focus on the debate.
381
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:51,999
I have some speaking notes
color coded by topic.
382
00:14:52,089 --> 00:14:53,629
Let's just add a few cards
about how you're shy.
383
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,549
That'll play really well
with the AV dorks.
384
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:56,879
- Thanks, Lydia.
385
00:14:56,969 --> 00:14:58,929
I'm so lucky to have
both of you on my team.
386
00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:01,599
[tense music]
387
00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:03,559
- Dimitri may seem friendly,
388
00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:06,559
but what do we really know
about him?
389
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,099
And who's making
all that baklava?
390
00:15:09,189 --> 00:15:13,569
According to his own campaign,
Dimitri's yia-yia.
391
00:15:13,649 --> 00:15:17,109
If Dimitri exploits
his grandmother,
392
00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:19,409
imagine what he'd do to yours.
393
00:15:19,489 --> 00:15:22,329
He claims he wants
everyone to feel joy.
394
00:15:22,409 --> 00:15:24,239
But how is he gonna pay
for that?
395
00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:26,789
Out of your pocket.
That's how.
396
00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:28,919
And is he actually Greek?
397
00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:31,459
I know I've never seen
his birth certificate.
398
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,959
Have you?
399
00:15:33,039 --> 00:15:34,049
Pretty great, right?
400
00:15:34,129 --> 00:15:36,629
- We absolutely
cannot run this.
401
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:38,259
- We can't?
402
00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:40,009
Right. We can't.
403
00:15:40,089 --> 00:15:40,925
- Okay, if you think
you can win
404
00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:42,748
on a non-dance platform,
be my guest.
405
00:15:49,662 --> 00:15:51,742
[punchy music]
406
00:15:51,832 --> 00:15:54,002
407
00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:56,002
- It's been
a hard-fought campaign,
408
00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:58,082
but it all comes down
to today's debate.
409
00:15:58,172 --> 00:16:00,042
410
00:16:00,132 --> 00:16:02,502
- You got this.
411
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:06,382
- Oh, you're right.
That was a really big knot.
412
00:16:06,472 --> 00:16:09,432
413
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:14,522
- Please welcome to the stage
Mike Cavalleri...
414
00:16:14,602 --> 00:16:17,022
Addison Anglade,
and Dimitri Loukanis.
415
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,692
My first question is for Mike.
416
00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:20,232
What do you believe is
the most important issue
417
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,282
facing students today?
418
00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:25,612
[farting noises]
419
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:27,112
[laughter]
420
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:29,322
- Oh, uh, tech crew,
can we cut his mic, please?
421
00:16:29,412 --> 00:16:30,322
Thank you.
422
00:16:30,412 --> 00:16:32,622
Uh, Dimitri, same question.
423
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:34,702
- Uh, thank you, Morgan.
424
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,912
And excellent point, Mike.
425
00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:39,122
In my conversations
with students
426
00:16:39,212 --> 00:16:40,712
all across these halls...
427
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,252
- It's been a slog.
428
00:16:42,342 --> 00:16:43,802
We may have said things
we regret.
429
00:16:43,882 --> 00:16:46,672
But all is fair
in love and politics.
430
00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:49,722
- May the best candidate win.
431
00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:51,802
- Basketballs
will be fully inflated.
432
00:16:51,892 --> 00:16:55,062
And I promise to make sure
everyone here
433
00:16:55,142 --> 00:16:57,232
feels like they belong.
434
00:16:57,312 --> 00:17:01,562
[cheers and applause]
435
00:17:01,652 --> 00:17:04,152
- And that's why I'm glad
I hitched my wagon
436
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,692
to the right star.
437
00:17:05,782 --> 00:17:07,362
- I wouldn't get too confident.
438
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:09,652
- Just you wait till
you see what Addison's got.
439
00:17:09,742 --> 00:17:14,082
- Um, Addison, a rebuttal.
440
00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:16,912
- [clears throat]
I think we can't lose sight
441
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:25,302
of the most important issue
facing students today...
442
00:17:25,382 --> 00:17:27,762
The issue of the dance.
443
00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:30,132
[clapping]
444
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:31,592
When is it?
445
00:17:31,682 --> 00:17:32,802
What's the theme?
- Psst.
446
00:17:32,892 --> 00:17:34,352
Will there be a DJ,
or is it more
447
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,512
of a preselected playlist
sitch?
448
00:17:36,602 --> 00:17:39,232
- My question was about
student mental health.
449
00:17:39,312 --> 00:17:41,352
- If I may...
- Mm-hmm.
450
00:17:41,442 --> 00:17:44,062
- Dances are important,
451
00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:46,192
but they are only a small part
452
00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:48,402
of bringing joy
to students' lives.
453
00:17:48,482 --> 00:17:50,072
- Oh, yeah, that's what
I was getting at.
454
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,452
- But we need
that feeling every day.
455
00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:54,572
Like my friend Spit Valve,
456
00:17:54,662 --> 00:17:57,412
who just wishes school
were more inspiring.
457
00:17:57,492 --> 00:18:01,962
Or Henry, who wishes everyone
would drop the "Headgear"
458
00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:05,342
in front of his name.
459
00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:10,052
If elected, I promise
to keep listening,
460
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,762
to make sure everyone
feels accepted here.
461
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,512
When you walk in those doors,
462
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:17,602
I want you to find your kefi.
463
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,142
I want you to find your joy.
464
00:18:20,222 --> 00:18:23,272
[cheers and applause]
465
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,522
[grand orchestral music]
466
00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:25,942
- Whoo!
467
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,362
468
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:31,322
- Addison, is there anything
you'd like to close with?
469
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,242
- Oh. Just wow.
470
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,952
Dimitri, that was really sweet
and inspiring.
471
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,912
- Eh.
- Strong words.
472
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,662
- [groans]
- The polls are open,
473
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,912
and it is up
to the students to decide.
474
00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:44,172
Will it be Mike?
475
00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:46,922
- Don't vote!
This is all a sham.
476
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,002
- Addison.
477
00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:51,052
[gentle music]
478
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,052
Or Dimitri.
479
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,932
[cheers and applause]
480
00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:57,932
[uplifting music]
481
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:02,312
482
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,482
- Whoo! Go Dimitri!
483
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,482
- The results
of the elections are in,
484
00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:12,742
and the winner is Dimitri
by a landslide!
485
00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:13,992
- [gasps] You did it!
[air horn blares]
486
00:19:14,072 --> 00:19:16,322
- Yes. This is amazing.
I'm so happy.
487
00:19:16,412 --> 00:19:18,702
- Did he really need
to say it was a landslide?
488
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,492
- Recount, recount, recount!
489
00:19:21,582 --> 00:19:24,832
Come on, recount, re--
- Nope, no recounts, Mike.
490
00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:30,382
491
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,632
- Am I a loser?
492
00:19:32,712 --> 00:19:34,422
I've never failed before.
493
00:19:34,512 --> 00:19:35,432
- Are you kidding me?
494
00:19:35,512 --> 00:19:36,762
I fail all the time.
495
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,682
It's totally normal.
496
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,602
Julie and I flame out
at everything we try.
497
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,312
It's kind of our thing.
498
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,942
- I mean, you two look like
you're always having a blast.
499
00:19:46,022 --> 00:19:49,312
- Well, it's more fun
when you do it with friends.
500
00:19:49,402 --> 00:19:51,152
Plus, if nothing else,
501
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,782
this can always be
a fun inside joke
502
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,532
for our maid of honor toasts.
503
00:19:54,612 --> 00:19:56,362
[sweet gentle music]
504
00:19:56,452 --> 00:20:01,162
- You really are
a great friend, Lydia.
505
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,332
- Can I get a commitment
506
00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:05,122
on that maid of honor thing
now or?
507
00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:10,672
You know what, it can wait.
508
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:18,382
- So what am I gonna do with
200 congratulation cupcakes?
509
00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:20,182
[knocking]
510
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:24,852
511
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:33,732
- Hey, um, it's big of you
to show up like this.
512
00:20:33,822 --> 00:20:35,402
- You were right.
513
00:20:35,492 --> 00:20:38,652
Not just about the experiment,
but about everything.
514
00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:40,572
Student elections
aren't about popularity.
515
00:20:40,662 --> 00:20:42,242
They're about
listening to people
516
00:20:42,332 --> 00:20:44,582
and making sure
they feel heard.
517
00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:46,412
Do you forgive me?
518
00:20:46,502 --> 00:20:50,832
- Um, well...
519
00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:55,052
hmm, I'll take this one.
520
00:20:55,132 --> 00:20:56,962
Can I take a whole box
of these home?
521
00:20:57,052 --> 00:21:00,382
- If you play your cards right,
you can take five of them.
522
00:21:00,472 --> 00:21:05,472
523
00:21:05,562 --> 00:21:07,772
So are you using
this hard-won victory
524
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:10,272
to dismantle popularity
once and for all?
525
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,562
- I wish.
526
00:21:11,652 --> 00:21:14,152
Dimitri was not receptive
to my ideas.
527
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:18,572
He's just not ready to build a
truly classless middle school.
528
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,822
- The nerve.
529
00:21:19,902 --> 00:21:21,282
- Mm-hmm.
530
00:21:21,362 --> 00:21:23,702
- Well, it's nice
to see him get a win.
531
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,202
- So on the patented
Julie-Lydia rating system,
532
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,332
what do we give
running for student president
533
00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:30,962
to be popular?
534
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:35,092
- I'd give it a solid 79 votes
out of 100.
535
00:21:35,172 --> 00:21:38,672
- That really was
a landslide, huh?
536
00:21:38,762 --> 00:21:45,852
537
00:21:45,902 --> 00:21:50,452
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