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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:03,040 - I still can't believe we won the Skip-A-Thon. 2 00:00:03,130 --> 00:00:04,920 - Lydia, if it weren't for you, 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,510 we'd still be hiding from Mike. 4 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:09,340 Now we're getting a pizza party and an afternoon off. 5 00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:11,050 - [chuckles] - Three cheers for Lydia. 6 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:13,680 all: Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! 7 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,060 Hip, hip, hooray! 8 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,430 - Thank you. 9 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,690 Now it's time to cement our status 10 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:21,690 as the coolest kids in school with... 11 00:00:21,770 --> 00:00:22,980 lanyards! 12 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:24,400 - Neat! 13 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,740 - Ursula. - Just like the Men in Black. 14 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:28,490 - Spit Valve. 15 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:29,860 - I actually have a name. 16 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:31,410 It's-- - Shh. 17 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,780 It's better for everybody if we don't know. 18 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:34,830 - Cool. 19 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:38,250 - Julie. 20 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,880 She must have stayed behind at Art Club or something. 21 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,130 [chuckles softly] 22 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,840 Phoebe? - It is an honor. 23 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,800 - Take notes. 24 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,380 I'm meeting with Principal Larocque 25 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:49,920 to discuss the details of our pizza party. 26 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:52,180 So we have to decide toppings. 27 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,180 - Oh, my music teacher forbids certain toppings 28 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:55,220 because they ruin my... 29 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:57,770 [french accent] Embouchure. 30 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,640 [normally] It means trumpet mouth. 31 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:01,310 - So which ones can't you have? 32 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:03,980 - Um, pepperoni, sausage, 33 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:06,980 onions, green peppers, bacon. 34 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:08,990 - So, like, pizza. 35 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:10,860 You basically can't eat pizza? 36 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:11,910 - Crust is nice. 37 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:13,570 - Oh, I can't have crust. 38 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:17,040 - You need gluten-free then? - Like no crust whatsoever. 39 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,210 - So is that just a box full of sauce? 40 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,080 - Sauce box sounds good. 41 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:23,750 - I can only eat meat pizza, 42 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:26,290 so if a vegetable has been in the same box as my meat-za, 43 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:27,960 I bleh everywhere. 44 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:30,590 - Oh, and can we do non-tomato sauce? 45 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:31,800 - I wanna feel the burn. 46 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,930 [overlapping chatter] - Mamma Mia! 47 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,970 - Throw it all in there-- [bell ringing] 48 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,560 - Gotta get to class. 49 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:52,900 - Fine. 50 00:01:52,990 --> 00:01:54,910 - Six pineapple pizzas. 51 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,870 Mm-hmm. 52 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,950 [upbeat music] 53 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,370 - Oh, yeah! 54 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:04,080 55 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,330 All right! 56 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:07,960 57 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,880 Oh, yeah 58 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:13,340 - I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 59 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:14,510 I'm here, I'm here! 60 00:02:14,590 --> 00:02:15,590 [grunts] 61 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,930 I'm not late. 62 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:18,300 - Where were you? 63 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:20,680 - Oh, relaxing in a Dawn-free existence. 64 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:22,270 I can't tell you how good it feels 65 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,980 to be out of the Glossip Girls. 66 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,980 - And risking your entire social status 67 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:28,150 and personal well-being? 68 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:29,570 - Mm. Worth it. 69 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,150 So what are we looking at? 70 00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:32,490 [soft upbeat music] 71 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:35,240 Does calling the shots make you popular? 72 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,320 - Julius Caesar. [crowd cheering] 73 00:02:37,410 --> 00:02:39,530 Abraham Lincoln. [crowd cheering] 74 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,330 Khaleesi. [flames whooshing] 75 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:44,460 All firmly, famously, fabulously in charge. 76 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,210 And nothing bad ever happened to them. 77 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:50,300 - Um, how much research did you do on this? 78 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:52,260 - Like, five minutes. 79 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,010 Why? 80 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,340 - I wouldn't say being a leader necessarily makes you popular. 81 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:59,930 People second-guess their leaders all the time. 82 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:01,760 Amongst other things. 83 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:03,640 - Oh. 84 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:06,980 - Unless they're dictators 85 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:09,360 who limit freedom and crush dissent. 86 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,360 - That sounds like a great idea. 87 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:12,610 [gasps] 88 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:14,150 What? I'd be a fun autocrat. 89 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,530 - Yep, yep. 90 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:16,860 - Besides, I'm sure the Lip Balms 91 00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:18,240 can't wait to do this experiment. 92 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,740 - Wait. The Lip Balms? 93 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:23,040 - Mm-hmm. - Not just you and me? 94 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,960 - Well, how would we do this experiment without a squad? 95 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,500 Besides, I got you the afternoon off. 96 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:32,590 That's the plan. 97 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:35,510 - I'm sorry. I can't. 98 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,090 Maybe my preschool teacher was right. 99 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:40,090 I don't play well with others. 100 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:41,800 - Oh. 101 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:45,140 - But don't let me stop you from doing your important work. 102 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,600 You can do it. 103 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:50,360 Without me. 104 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,110 - Oh, OK. 105 00:03:53,190 --> 00:03:55,530 If you say so. 106 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,660 [upbeat suspenseful music] 107 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:01,410 Step one, win the Skip-A-Thon. 108 00:04:01,490 --> 00:04:03,080 Done. 109 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,660 Step two, transmogrify into a powerful girlboss. 110 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,870 Step three, show the whole school 111 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,710 what a powerful leader looks like. 112 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,790 And step four, 113 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,210 expand my territory into neighboring schools. 114 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,840 - Wait, what? 115 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,430 - Hello, Lydia. Good morning. 116 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,350 And, uh, what is Phoebe doing here? 117 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,100 - Taking minutes. You may begin. 118 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:30,350 - OK. Congratulations for winning the Skip-A-Thon. 119 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,980 It was truly unexpected. 120 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:34,610 So you won the pizza party. 121 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:35,900 - Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,610 - And the afternoon off? - Mm-hmm. 123 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:39,400 - Again, I still can't believe I approved it. 124 00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:40,820 But here we are. 125 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:43,160 - Could everyone try speaking a lot slower? 126 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,410 Like, ten words a minute would be ideal. 127 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:48,960 - Uh, and there's more. 128 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,250 - More? 129 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:51,420 - We're holding an assembly tomorrow, 130 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,000 and we need you to come up on stage 131 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:56,880 and present the check to the Appendicitis Representative. 132 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,970 - I get to star in an assembly? 133 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,510 Did you get all that? 134 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:04,390 - Could we start again after "congratulations"? 135 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,970 - All we really need you to do is hand over the big check. 136 00:05:07,060 --> 00:05:08,810 - I got you, Principal Larocque. 137 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:10,980 This is going to be the best presentation 138 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,770 Mapleview has ever seen. 139 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:15,570 - It doesn't have to be a big deal. 140 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:18,230 - Don't you worry your pretty little head about a thing. 141 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,110 Here is our pizza order. 142 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,910 - Um, are you sure about this? 143 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,780 - Would you ask Barack Obama that question? 144 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:27,490 - If he gave me this order, yes. 145 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:33,500 - I'm sure. 146 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:38,420 - This should immediately disqualify her from honor roll. 147 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,130 [suspenseful music] Mm. 148 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:41,420 - After we finish our pizza lunch, 149 00:05:41,510 --> 00:05:42,800 we'll head straight to the gym 150 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,760 so we can rehearse for tomorrow's assembly. 151 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,680 - I thought we won the afternoon off. 152 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,020 - We did. We'll have hours to practice. 153 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,060 It's perfect. 154 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:51,350 - But Principal Larocque said 155 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:53,100 all we had to do was hand over a check. 156 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:55,400 It's in the minutes, Lydia. I wrote it all down. 157 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,690 Well, most of it. 158 00:05:57,770 --> 00:06:00,490 - Phoebe, as the assistant captain of the Lip Balms, 159 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:03,780 you are part of the executive committee. 160 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,700 I expected more support from you. 161 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:08,080 - What's a "push-push-crossover"? 162 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,580 - I'm so glad you asked. 163 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,080 This is the Lydie-Bop. 164 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,410 It's a dance I choreographed myself. 165 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,500 Learn it. 166 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:15,790 Live it. 167 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,090 Lift me. 168 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,500 - We have to lift you? 169 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:20,000 - Well, someone has to be the focal point. 170 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:22,840 Now, come on. Group hug. 171 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,180 Mm! [sighs] 172 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,850 Can you feel the love tonight? 173 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:31,506 Because I wish I could feel it just a little bit harder. 174 00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:37,193 [indistinct chatter] 175 00:06:37,283 --> 00:06:40,203 - Dawn, there's something that 176 00:06:40,283 --> 00:06:43,823 we, uh, Portia needs to tell you. 177 00:06:43,913 --> 00:06:46,293 - Uh-uh. Evan has something to tell you. 178 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:49,253 - Uh-uh. 179 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,753 - [sweetly] Dawn, listen. 180 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:53,583 - Spit it out. - Ugh. 181 00:06:53,673 --> 00:06:55,173 [bluntly] Look, things need to change around here. 182 00:06:55,253 --> 00:06:57,593 We are always doing the things that you like 183 00:06:57,673 --> 00:06:59,303 and we were thinking that 184 00:06:59,383 --> 00:07:01,593 you should do some of the things that we like. 185 00:07:01,683 --> 00:07:05,813 - OK. But isn't what you like me? 186 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,813 [door opens] 187 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:10,733 [soft upbeat music] 188 00:07:10,813 --> 00:07:12,233 189 00:07:12,313 --> 00:07:14,693 - I heard she quit the Glossip Girls. 190 00:07:14,773 --> 00:07:20,363 191 00:07:20,443 --> 00:07:22,243 - Uh, hey. 192 00:07:22,323 --> 00:07:23,953 - Hey. - Hey. 193 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:32,583 194 00:07:32,673 --> 00:07:36,133 - Hey, Julie, do you want to come sit with us? 195 00:07:36,213 --> 00:07:37,803 - Um--[sighs] 196 00:07:37,883 --> 00:07:39,963 - [snarls and grunts] 197 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:43,883 - uh, thanks, but I think I'm comfortable here. 198 00:07:43,973 --> 00:07:47,973 - Are you sure? You're next to the trash can. 199 00:07:48,063 --> 00:07:52,733 - Yeah, totally. It doesn't bother me. 200 00:07:52,813 --> 00:07:55,403 - [snarls and grunts] 201 00:07:55,483 --> 00:07:59,023 - [sighs] I just need some me time. 202 00:07:59,113 --> 00:08:01,363 - OK. I respect that. 203 00:08:01,443 --> 00:08:03,363 - What a weirdo. 204 00:08:03,453 --> 00:08:05,993 [soft upbeat music] 205 00:08:06,073 --> 00:08:09,543 206 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:10,913 - It has to be a mistake. 207 00:08:11,003 --> 00:08:12,373 - The Mayans foretold of this. 208 00:08:12,463 --> 00:08:13,913 - You know, I've never seen anything this gross, 209 00:08:14,003 --> 00:08:15,883 and I've been to a bathroom at CBGB's. 210 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,593 - Isn't that a clothing store now? 211 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:19,633 - Exactly. Horrifying. 212 00:08:19,713 --> 00:08:22,513 - Lip Balms, who's ready to swivel those hips? 213 00:08:22,593 --> 00:08:26,473 - Lydia, how could you give us this--this abomination? 214 00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:29,723 - Mm, yummers. 215 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,603 - What happened to my meat-za? 216 00:08:31,683 --> 00:08:33,773 It was clearly recorded in my notes. 217 00:08:33,853 --> 00:08:36,353 - Yeah. And where's my sauce box? 218 00:08:36,443 --> 00:08:40,023 - Guys, your requests were impossible and contradictory. 219 00:08:40,113 --> 00:08:42,903 So I did what I do. I called the shots. 220 00:08:42,993 --> 00:08:45,493 - I skipped breakfast in preparation for today. 221 00:08:45,573 --> 00:08:47,203 Why? Why? 222 00:08:47,283 --> 00:08:49,073 - Further to the agreed-upon terms, 223 00:08:49,163 --> 00:08:51,873 can we lose article nine, section C? 224 00:08:51,953 --> 00:08:53,123 I don't think it's fair that 225 00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:56,923 you get veto power over all headwear. 226 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,003 - [scoffs] Need I remind you 227 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,303 of the day you thought a bowler hat looked cute? 228 00:09:01,383 --> 00:09:02,803 - Ooh. 229 00:09:02,883 --> 00:09:06,593 - See, I don't do this for me. I do this for you. 230 00:09:06,683 --> 00:09:08,473 You should be asking for more rules, 231 00:09:08,553 --> 00:09:10,393 not repealing them. 232 00:09:10,473 --> 00:09:12,933 - Well, I should at least get a say in accessories. 233 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:14,563 - Pop quiz, hotshot. 234 00:09:14,643 --> 00:09:20,733 Puka shells--ironically in or tacky and out? 235 00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:22,153 - Ironically in? 236 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,863 - [scoffs] Ew, no. 237 00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:26,403 - Wait. 238 00:09:26,493 --> 00:09:28,993 But what if it makes someone happy? 239 00:09:29,073 --> 00:09:30,373 A Glossip Girl should be able to wear it 240 00:09:30,453 --> 00:09:32,123 if it makes her happy. 241 00:09:32,203 --> 00:09:34,123 - I like that. Put it in. 242 00:09:34,203 --> 00:09:37,753 - Ugh, happiness is so basic. 243 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:41,793 - You're the assistant captain. Tell her. 244 00:09:41,883 --> 00:09:49,013 Go. 245 00:09:49,093 --> 00:09:51,473 - Um, Lydia, we have to talk. 246 00:09:51,553 --> 00:09:53,723 - Pick off the pineapples if you need. 247 00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:54,973 - It's more than that. 248 00:09:55,063 --> 00:09:56,273 Everyone's kind of nervous 249 00:09:56,353 --> 00:09:58,353 about this dance performance thing. 250 00:09:58,443 --> 00:10:00,483 None of us are really performers. 251 00:10:00,563 --> 00:10:02,483 - I am. Spit Valve is. 252 00:10:02,573 --> 00:10:04,823 - I can move a trombone side-to-side or skank, 253 00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:06,073 but that's it. 254 00:10:06,153 --> 00:10:07,323 - What you're feeling is stage fright. 255 00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:10,243 It's completely normal and natural. 256 00:10:10,323 --> 00:10:12,373 And there's one simple remedy. 257 00:10:12,453 --> 00:10:14,373 Practice more and prepare harder. 258 00:10:14,453 --> 00:10:16,623 - Uh-- - Now, enough chitty-chatty. 259 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:19,753 Let's tippy-tappy. 260 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:22,753 - Uh, I think Spit Valve just lost consciousness. 261 00:10:22,843 --> 00:10:24,303 - Aw. 262 00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:26,593 Hmm. 263 00:10:26,673 --> 00:10:29,593 [upbeat music] 264 00:10:29,683 --> 00:10:34,603 265 00:10:34,683 --> 00:10:38,983 - So I get the art room all to myself? 266 00:10:39,063 --> 00:10:43,733 267 00:10:43,813 --> 00:10:45,153 [rock music playing on stereo] 268 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:48,193 Oh, what's that, Lucas? You don't like the song? 269 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:51,163 - I'm alive now - [giggles] 270 00:10:51,243 --> 00:10:52,533 Whoo! [laughs] 271 00:10:52,623 --> 00:10:56,043 - Alive now, think I'm alive now 272 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,453 - Whoo! [giggles] 273 00:10:58,543 --> 00:11:00,043 Oh, what's that, Dimitri? 274 00:11:00,123 --> 00:11:03,423 You need all the magenta paint as usual? 275 00:11:03,503 --> 00:11:05,843 Sorry about it. 276 00:11:05,923 --> 00:11:08,513 Being alone is the best. 277 00:11:08,593 --> 00:11:14,723 Lydia, we should totally do an experiment on...this. 278 00:11:14,803 --> 00:11:17,263 Right. 279 00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:20,891 I wonder how she's doing without me. 280 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,630 - So which way do we go next? 281 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:29,380 - Uh, it's left, right? - That's not right. 282 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:30,670 - Yeah. Exactly. It's left. 283 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:31,970 - Counterclockwise, Spit Valve. 284 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,680 Thank you. - You said this would be easy. 285 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,220 - If I can build the sets and hang the lights 286 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:41,180 and sew the costumes, the least you can do is point your toes. 287 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:43,480 - Boss, I don't know that we're cut out for this. 288 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,190 - Remember how you listened to me and I led you to victory? 289 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,360 Remember how I protected you 290 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,110 from enemies, foreign and domestic? 291 00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:51,400 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 292 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:52,490 - Great. 293 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:58,790 Now dance! 294 00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:00,290 - You know, when I joined this clique, 295 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,160 I thought we'd be doing something more fun 296 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,670 than testing how low my blood sugar can get. 297 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,920 [groans] 298 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,250 - Caramel? 299 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:13,840 I wish we were having fun outside. 300 00:12:13,930 --> 00:12:16,890 all: [sighs] Outside. 301 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,890 [somber music] 302 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:21,680 303 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:25,440 [children laughing] 304 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:29,230 305 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,280 [children laughing] 306 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:38,370 307 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,790 [laughter] 308 00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:43,540 - OK. Kind of rubbing it in at this point. 309 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,540 [laughter stops] 310 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:49,130 [birds singing] 311 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:50,290 - [grunts] 312 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:53,550 [laughter] 313 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:55,930 - Ah! [laughter] 314 00:12:56,010 --> 00:13:03,770 - [shouting] Who approved of this? 315 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,440 - You left us in the gym for, like, an hour and a half. 316 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,100 - Yeah. We were bored. 317 00:13:08,190 --> 00:13:09,940 - Then you must have perfected your booty pop-grapevine- 318 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,780 ball change-booty pop. 319 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,320 Let me see it. 320 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,990 Didn't think so. Back inside! 321 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:20,410 - [sighs] We've been practicing all afternoon. 322 00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:23,080 - Because that's how success happens. 323 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,040 Lip Balms don't quit. Lip Balms win! 324 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,330 - But Principal Larocque didn't say 325 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,250 we had to do a dance number. 326 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,540 - No. I did. 327 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:34,300 And Lip Balms do what Lydia says. 328 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,340 - And who made you the boss of us? 329 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:39,180 - You did when I protected you from Mike. 330 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,430 If you want to continue being protected from tyrants 331 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:44,850 who boss you around, get back to booty popping! 332 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:47,020 Come on! 333 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:50,020 [somber music] 334 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:56,820 335 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,450 - Psst. 336 00:13:58,530 --> 00:14:00,450 - Who said that? 337 00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:02,660 Holy ravioli. Where did you come from? 338 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:03,950 - You're Julie, right? 339 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,450 She who broke free of the Glossip Girls 340 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,450 and lived to tell? 341 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,080 The breaker of chains? 342 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,880 Do you have your own squad? Need an assistant captain? 343 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,040 I have prior experience. 344 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:13,710 - What is happening right now? 345 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,380 - Are you adept at warding off all bullies or just Dawn? 346 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:18,550 Because I need a new protector. 347 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:21,140 - Is Mike bullying you again? 348 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:24,100 - Um, not exactly. 349 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,350 - Phoebe, if someone's making you feel small, 350 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,810 you just need to stand up 351 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,640 and show them how tall you really are. 352 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,600 - But I'm short. 353 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,820 Come to think of it, so are you. 354 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,900 - It's just a metaphor. 355 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:38,820 - Right. A word I definitely understand. 356 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,570 So will you protect me? 357 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:42,660 - You don't need me to protect you, Phoebe. 358 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,990 You can do it for yourself. Trust me. 359 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,620 If I can do it, anyone can. 360 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,210 [soft upbeat music] 361 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,750 Oh, sorry. There's a bush. 362 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:55,000 Yeah. - [chuckles] 363 00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:57,130 - We are very proud that 364 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:58,670 our school can give back to the community 365 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,840 through charity events like the Skip-A-Thon. 366 00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:02,470 Aren't we, students? 367 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:04,850 [audience member coughs] 368 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:06,560 I said, aren't we proud to give back? 369 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,350 [light applause] 370 00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:09,520 Not bad. 371 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,560 Let's welcome our representative 372 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,270 from the Mapleview Appendicitis Society. 373 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,070 [applause] - It's showtime! 374 00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,780 You forgot your costumes. 375 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:24,620 OK. Stage manager mode activated. 376 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,870 How long will it take you to change out of your civvies? 377 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,540 - Lydia-- 378 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:31,210 - I can vamp for a little while, maybe tell a few jokes. 379 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,420 - We're not getting them. 380 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:40,880 - But it's showtime. [chuckles] 381 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:44,180 - Lydia, in this speech, I will address several issues 382 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:46,100 that have been causing us distress. 383 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,390 Item one, the pizza-ordering process. 384 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:49,720 - What is this? 385 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,020 Did you have a meeting without me? 386 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,520 - Item two, rehearsal expectations. 387 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,400 Item three, you make us feel small, 388 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,190 when, in fact, our average height is 4 foot-- 389 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,070 - But I'm the boss! 390 00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:03,610 You do what I say! I founded this whole group! 391 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:04,820 - Lydia, we all did. 392 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:07,660 That's how groups work. 393 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:10,370 - You can't do this to me. - This isn't working out. 394 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,960 Hand over your lanyard and try not to make a scene. 395 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,880 - [gasps] How dare? I made these. 396 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,880 [somber music] 397 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:36,850 398 00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:39,070 - Now for the grand presentation, 399 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:42,537 please welcome our Skip-A-Thon championship team. 400 00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:44,278 [applause] 401 00:16:46,669 --> 00:16:51,739 I said, please welcome our Skip-A-Thon champs. 402 00:17:03,548 --> 00:17:10,138 - Where's the rest of them? 403 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,228 - [gasps softly] 404 00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:15,818 [dance music playing] 405 00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:17,568 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 406 00:17:17,648 --> 00:17:19,648 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 407 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,648 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 408 00:17:21,738 --> 00:17:23,698 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 409 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:25,618 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 410 00:17:25,698 --> 00:17:27,448 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 411 00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:29,578 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 412 00:17:29,658 --> 00:17:30,958 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 413 00:17:31,038 --> 00:17:31,958 I see you doing 414 00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:33,038 I like you too 415 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,498 - Is this--the Lydie-Bop? 416 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,998 You got that rhythm, make it move 417 00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:39,798 - Yeah, I see what you started 418 00:17:39,878 --> 00:17:41,758 Everybody in the room 419 00:17:41,838 --> 00:17:43,678 They want it now, they want it now 420 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,258 Let's give it to them 421 00:17:46,348 --> 00:17:48,178 We're on the road together 422 00:17:48,258 --> 00:17:49,638 Singing yeah, yeah 423 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,138 Whoa 424 00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:54,268 425 00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:57,358 We're on another level singing yeah, yeah 426 00:17:57,438 --> 00:18:00,148 Whoa 427 00:18:00,238 --> 00:18:02,528 - Hi. - You came. 428 00:18:02,608 --> 00:18:04,028 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 429 00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:05,738 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 430 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,528 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 431 00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:08,988 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 432 00:18:09,078 --> 00:18:10,908 - Anybody like disco? - Yeah 433 00:18:10,998 --> 00:18:12,788 - Cause I do 434 00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:15,248 I like rock 'n roll too 435 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,708 Mm-hmm 436 00:18:16,788 --> 00:18:18,588 Anybody want to party? - Yeah 437 00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,048 - Cause I do 438 00:18:20,128 --> 00:18:22,048 With the lights out, let the bass boom 439 00:18:22,128 --> 00:18:23,678 That's how we do 440 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:26,388 - All right, all right, hey, let me talk to you 441 00:18:26,468 --> 00:18:28,348 [indistinct whispering] 442 00:18:28,428 --> 00:18:30,308 - Thank you, girls. 443 00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:33,518 And let's hear it for whatever on earth that was. 444 00:18:33,598 --> 00:18:38,228 [light applause] 445 00:18:38,308 --> 00:18:40,938 - [sighs] Mm! 446 00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:43,698 You are a true friend like no other. 447 00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:46,158 - [chuckles softly] My pleasure. 448 00:18:46,238 --> 00:18:47,988 Despite the horrific embarrassment, 449 00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:50,198 it was kind of fun. OK, you can let go now. 450 00:18:50,288 --> 00:18:52,618 - So does this mean you're done being a lone wolf? 451 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,958 - It got kind of boring after a while without you. 452 00:18:56,038 --> 00:18:58,958 - Tell that to my former squad. 453 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,458 - Wait a sec. So when Phoebe wanted help with a bully, 454 00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:03,008 she was talking about you? 455 00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:04,668 - I don't get it. 456 00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:07,588 I'm good at calling the shots and being the boss. 457 00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:10,508 Why were they so mad? It never bothers you. 458 00:19:10,598 --> 00:19:14,678 - See, the difference is when I say no or stop 459 00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:18,188 or that you're being fully annoying, you listen. 460 00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:19,558 But if you don't listen to them, 461 00:19:19,648 --> 00:19:22,608 then you're no better than Dawn was. 462 00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:26,108 - Right. - That's why we're us. 463 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:30,028 We're friends, not subject and dictator. 464 00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:32,488 - I liked being a dictator. 465 00:19:32,578 --> 00:19:36,618 - [sighs] I know. We all know. 466 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:40,038 - Bump, bump, bump. 467 00:19:40,128 --> 00:19:44,508 - Guys, guys, look, it's Lydia. 468 00:19:44,588 --> 00:19:45,968 Did she make another lanyard? 469 00:19:46,048 --> 00:19:47,878 - We stood up to her once. We can do it again. 470 00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:49,968 Has anyone seen my index cards? 471 00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:52,808 - I come in peace. - We don't want a leader! 472 00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:54,388 - I didn't come to be your leader. 473 00:19:54,468 --> 00:19:56,938 - Oh. 474 00:19:57,018 --> 00:19:59,938 - I came to say I'm sorry. 475 00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:01,978 I got carried away. 476 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,438 - I get it. You know, power corrupts. 477 00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:07,528 It's basically the message of, like, every Black Flag song. 478 00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:10,068 - It's OK. It was probably just the chip in your brain. 479 00:20:10,158 --> 00:20:14,288 We forgive you. 480 00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:15,368 - Except for the pineapple pizza. 481 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,958 That was heinous. 482 00:20:17,038 --> 00:20:19,248 - Oh, fine. Let's do it. 483 00:20:19,328 --> 00:20:21,788 - OK, so it's clap, clap, tap, tap, tap. 484 00:20:21,878 --> 00:20:27,298 - [sighs] You mean this. 485 00:20:27,378 --> 00:20:29,588 - Uh, I don't think you're supposed to throw it. 486 00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:31,968 [hip-hop music] 487 00:20:32,048 --> 00:20:33,138 [record needle scratches] 488 00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:36,268 [wind howls] 489 00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:44,688 490 00:20:44,768 --> 00:20:47,438 - Oh, no. You are not planning to sit here. 491 00:20:47,528 --> 00:20:50,608 This is Glossip Girl territory. 492 00:20:50,698 --> 00:20:53,528 - Can't we share? 493 00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:56,408 - I think we can. - I think so too. 494 00:20:56,488 --> 00:21:02,828 - [sighs] I'm leaving. 495 00:21:02,918 --> 00:21:07,338 I don't want this stupid table anymore anyway. 496 00:21:07,418 --> 00:21:11,008 - Huh. I don't know if I want this table anymore either. 497 00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:13,548 - Do you ever miss sitting at the popular table? 498 00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:18,558 - No way, no how. This is the only place for me. 499 00:21:18,638 --> 00:21:21,098 - Are we allowed to move that trash can or-- 500 00:21:21,188 --> 00:21:22,848 whatever. 501 00:21:22,938 --> 00:21:24,358 - So what did we learn? 502 00:21:24,438 --> 00:21:26,318 - Whether you were in a twosome or part of a squad, 503 00:21:26,398 --> 00:21:29,278 the most important thing is having wicked entrance music. 504 00:21:29,358 --> 00:21:30,318 - I was going to say being with the friends 505 00:21:30,398 --> 00:21:31,568 you call the best. 506 00:21:31,648 --> 00:21:33,278 - They're not mutually exclusive ideas. 507 00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,698 - I guess not. 508 00:21:34,778 --> 00:21:36,408 Well, Lydia, what shall we rate this experiment? 509 00:21:36,488 --> 00:21:38,618 - Two best friends out of two. 510 00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:43,218 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35471

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