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- Alas, hark,
the cruel bell tolleth
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and separateth me
from mine Julie.
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- It's too early
for Shakespeare.
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- [sighs]
Don't you see how tragic
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our story has become?
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You and the Glossip Girls,
me and my squad,
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two houses alike
in dignity, and--
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- Come on, Lydia.
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We're allowed
to see each other.
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Just not in school.
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- Exactly.
Forbidden love.
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We're like Romeo and Julie.
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Tony and Maria.
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Luke and Leia.
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- Um, how much of "Star Wars"
did you see?
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- Why? What happens?
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[school bell rings]
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- Oh, the school's coming up.
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Uh, I should walk ahead.
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- It's just an experiment.
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It's not forever.
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Take this.
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It'll make you feel better.
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- [laughs]
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- What are you laughing at?
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- Uh, nothing.
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Just the morning giggles,
I guess.
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- Grade sevens giggle, Julia.
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Grade eights smize.
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- Smize?
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- Smile with our eyes.
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See, I'm smizing
at you right now.
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- Oh, it's just,
you look kind of angry.
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- It's a smize.
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Show her, Glossip Girls.
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Yeah, that won't do.
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- [over pa]
Come on, Mapleview!
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Let's get loud!
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Turn the music up for--
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what?
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We don't have music?
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Fine, Leah, I'll do it myself.
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[beatboxing]
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Mapleview, stomp those feet
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as we kick off
our annual Skip-A-Thon
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to find a cure
for appendicitis.
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The team to beat raised
over $500 last year.
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Give it up
for the Glossip Girls!
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[air horn blasts]
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- Too much.
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- The prize this year is,
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as you kids say, epic!
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- [scoffs]
Literally nobody says epic.
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- It's an all-expenses paid
pizza party
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and the whole afternoon
off of school to enjoy it.
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Really?
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How did--how did
this get approved?
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- That's so epic.
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This is it.
The very definition
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of being a cool,
exclusive squad
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is getting stuff
nobody else can get.
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We have to win this.
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- It's mine and I want it.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, yeah
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All right
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Oh, yeah
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- Does being part
of the winning team
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make you more popular?
- [huffs]
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If I have to be
with the Glossip Girls,
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at least I get pizza.
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- Oh, I was actually talking
about the Lip Balms.
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We're entering the Skip-A-Thon.
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- Why would you enter?
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- It's high profile.
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It's on the front page
of the "Manatee Mirror."
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Plus, pizza.
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It's exactly what I need
to establish the Lip Balms
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as Mapleview's top squad.
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- You made me join
the Glossip Girls.
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Look at me.
I'm matching Dawn.
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The least you could do is
give me my rightful gluten.
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- Sorry. I can't back out now.
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I promised the squad
a pizza party.
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- Well, if you're not gonna
back out,
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then I guess we're just gonna
have to beat you.
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[phone alarm ringing]
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- I have to go.
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It's the Lip Balms'
fundraising meeting.
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- Oh. Well, that's fine.
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I have to meet up
with the Glossip Girls anyways.
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[chuckles softly]
- Well, uh, I'll see--
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- Uh...
- Um...
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[soft music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- About the Skip-A-Thon, um,
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I was wondering,
what's our plan to get pledges?
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- Oh, well, I'll just do
what we did last year--
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email my mom's work colleagues
reminding them what happened
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to Janice
when she didn't donate.
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- What happened to Janice?
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- [scoffs]
Don't ask questions
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you clearly don't want
the answers to, Julia.
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Besides, what else
are we gonna do, skip?
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- Well, yeah,
that's one way to win.
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We can get people to pledge
a dollar amount
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for each minute we skip.
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- [sighs]
- Or we can skip skipping
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and get some big donations
in lump sums.
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Oh, I bet if I told my dads
I'd do some extra chores,
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I could get $20.
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- [scoffs]
That's so cheap.
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Once my mom paid me
a hundred bucks
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just to smile in a picture
with my cousin.
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- Well, great.
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So if we all just did
a couple things for--
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- I am not taking
another picture with my cousin.
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It was not cute.
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There were stains on her dress
and everything.
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Two-year-olds.
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- Dawnie?
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- Mom?
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What are you doing here?
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- I'm here to pick you up.
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- But what are you doing
outside the car?
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I don't know who that was.
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So random.
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- Okay, squad,
my mom's gonna browse
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the farmers market
for a couple hours.
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Enough time for us
to accomplish our mission.
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Phoebe?
- There you go, boss.
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- Thanks, Phoebs.
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Squad, today is the day
we taste victory.
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Today we out-fundraise
the Glossips.
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- But how?
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The Glossips control
all the money.
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In offshore accounts, I assume.
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- But we have power in numbers.
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We're gonna hit up
everybody that passes by
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with goo-goo eyes.
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Let's see 'em.
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Okay.
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Okay, 60% less goo-goo.
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We don't want
to scare them off.
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- Money's literally just paper
with pictures on it.
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Means nothing.
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- Yes, appendicitis has a cure.
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But that's beside the point.
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We need a donation,
and we need it now!
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[playing jazzy tune]
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Oh, come on.
I know you can afford it.
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I just watched you spend $8
on organic kale.
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[continues playing]
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- A couple dollars won't
hurt anyone,
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except maybe
global corrupt elites.
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[continues playing]
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- Hey!
I know it's called free jazz,
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but that doesn't mean
it's free.
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- Not happening, kid.
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- Cheap.
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- So what do
you guys talk about
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when Dawn's not around?
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- Dawn.
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[cell phone buzzes]
- Texty time!
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- Is that Dawn's voice?
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- Oh, she forgot her bag and
wants someone to bring it out.
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- [gasps] Oh.
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- Texty time! Texty time!
- You might want to run.
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- Yep.
- Texty time! Texty time!
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- Oh.
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- Hi. I have Dawn's bag.
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- Oh, hi.
I'm Dawn's mom--
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- Don't talk to her.
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- Oh.
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Hi, Mrs. Dawn's Mom.
I'm Julie Graham-Chang.
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Oh, we're competing
in this year's Skip-A-Thon.
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Can we count on you
for a pledge?
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- Oh! Sure!
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Dawnie never tells me anything.
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- Because it doesn't matter.
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Let's go.
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- Oh!
Um, I would love
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to take a picture
of Dawn for you.
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Uh, what would you pledge
for a great team photo?
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- I can put it on my desk.
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I'll give you $1,000.
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- Did you--did you say $1,000?
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Like--like, three zeros
after the one?
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- Anything for my little
u-Dawn noodle.
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- I told you not
to call me that!
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- Sorry, darling.
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- I said not to call me
that either!
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- Okay.
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Well, it was nice
to meet you, Julie.
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- Julia.
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- Julia.
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- That was so rude, Mom.
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- Okay.
How much does everyone have?
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Spit Valve?
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$4?
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- I don't busk for the money.
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- Okay.
Well, we have $8.75 in cash,
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plus $4 for each minute
skipped,
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which is actually pretty good.
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I think we have a shot.
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- Uh, actually,
hate to break it to you,
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you don't.
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- $1,268?
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- And 65 .
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Sorry, but we're
really good at this.
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- Wait, wait!
How'd you do that?
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Go out and busk some more.
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Maybe with music
people have actually heard.
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- I'm not a sellout.
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- Well, we can win
if we skip for...
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315 minutes.
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[all groan]
But if we split that up
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between all of us,
it's only half an hour
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of intense
cardiovascular workouts.
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No, wait!
Stay here!
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Hey! No!
Come--come back!
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We--we still have
a chance, if--
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[sighs]
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Okay, four of us,
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which means we win
if we can skip for...
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79 minutes each.
[chuckles nervously]
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[tense music]
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- We did it.
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You're a genius, Julia.
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And Portia says thank you, too.
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- Really? For me?
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So now I can blow bubbles
from Dubai whenever I want?
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Like, actual Du-bubbles?
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- Why are we celebrating her
when my mom donated?
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- I--I was building up to you.
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- Uh, thank you, Dawn.
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It was really cool
of your mom to help.
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She's so nice.
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- You are on thin ice, Julia.
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- What--what did I do?
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I thought I did a good thing.
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- That's just how Dawn is.
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- But she's mean.
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What if you tell her you don't
like it when she's like that?
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- Then we'd be kicked out,
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and we wouldn't
be popular anymore.
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Totally irrelevant.
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I don't have to tell you
how terrible that is.
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- [sighs] I miss Lydia.
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[all panting]
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- Keep going, guys.
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You're doing great.
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- Oh, my lungs are on fire.
I sh--I should have left
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with the rest of the group
when I had the chance.
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- Look, I know it's hard.
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But building up our stamina
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is our only chance
to beat the Glossips.
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We can totally do it in a day.
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00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:44,150
- How long have we been
going on now?
264
00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:45,860
- Um, 3.2 minutes.
265
00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:47,480
[all groan]
266
00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:49,030
- We need to recharge.
267
00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,990
I hear salt juice
recharges your body
268
00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:56,910
and contains
alien nanoparticles.
269
00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,080
- Julie wouldn't need
alien nanoparticles.
270
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,370
- No, she wouldn't, boss.
271
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:04,750
Julie's the best.
- [chuckles]
272
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,840
I miss Julie.
273
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:10,130
- [panting]
274
00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:20,890
275
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:24,480
[knocking]
276
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,980
- Hey, Mr. Graham.
- Hey.
277
00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,110
- Hey, Melody.
Uh, where's Lydia?
278
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,400
- Is Julie home?
279
00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,490
- I think Julie's
with her "friends."
280
00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,780
- I think Lydia's
with her friends.
281
00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:37,490
- Oh.
282
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:40,068
- Oh.
283
00:11:41,059 --> 00:11:42,229
- [sighs]
284
00:11:42,309 --> 00:11:45,229
[somber music]
285
00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:48,229
286
00:11:48,319 --> 00:11:50,109
- I know.
I'm just as surprised
287
00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:53,609
as you are that
she has other friends.
288
00:11:53,699 --> 00:11:55,369
What's going on?
289
00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:59,489
- I need the Glossip Girls
to stop bossing me around.
290
00:11:59,579 --> 00:12:02,289
I joined this clique because
Lydia thinks I should do it.
291
00:12:02,369 --> 00:12:05,249
It was my ticket to changing
the way popularity works.
292
00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:07,539
- That seems
needlessly complicated.
293
00:12:07,629 --> 00:12:10,339
- But now Lydia
and I are separated.
294
00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:11,669
And to be part of the Glossips,
295
00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:13,759
I have to do
everything Dawn says.
296
00:12:13,839 --> 00:12:15,389
I don't like what Dawn says.
297
00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:17,049
- So don't do it.
298
00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:18,639
- You have no idea
what it's like
299
00:12:18,719 --> 00:12:20,559
when she looks at you
like that.
300
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,479
Yeah, exactly like that.
301
00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,399
- Mean people are
like parasites.
302
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,229
They take all their power
from you.
303
00:12:27,309 --> 00:12:29,479
But you have the power
to stop them.
304
00:12:29,569 --> 00:12:31,319
- By taking probiotics?
305
00:12:31,399 --> 00:12:32,939
- By saying no.
306
00:12:33,029 --> 00:12:37,489
Microorganisms are rad, though.
307
00:12:37,569 --> 00:12:38,909
- If I stand up to Dawn,
308
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:41,119
I won't be able to sit
at the popular table.
309
00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:42,829
Goodbye to people knowing
who I am.
310
00:12:42,909 --> 00:12:44,499
- You really care about that?
311
00:12:44,579 --> 00:12:47,249
- Uh, pfft, no.
312
00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:49,379
Okay, maybe it was nice
to feel important, but--
313
00:12:49,459 --> 00:12:52,129
- You don't need her, Julie.
Or any of them.
314
00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:55,379
You want to change the way
popularity works, right?
315
00:12:55,469 --> 00:12:56,379
Right?
316
00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:58,389
So do it.
317
00:12:58,469 --> 00:13:01,389
[tender music]
318
00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:04,429
319
00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:08,149
- I guess she's too busy
being popular to talk.
320
00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:09,859
- Oh, man.
321
00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:11,269
Rough day, huh?
322
00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:12,939
- Why is it so hard
to get people to do
323
00:13:13,029 --> 00:13:14,989
the things I want,
exactly when I want them?
324
00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:17,699
- [exhales]
Just come on, lay it on me.
325
00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:19,569
- Have you ever been the leader
of a tween squad?
326
00:13:19,659 --> 00:13:20,829
- Yes.
327
00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:22,829
One time.
'97 was a big year for me.
328
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:23,909
Why do you ask?
329
00:13:23,999 --> 00:13:25,079
- The Skip-A-Thon's coming up,
330
00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:26,829
and nobody cares about winning.
331
00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:28,499
- Ugh, that's so typical.
332
00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:31,539
Tween squads are always
the same.
333
00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:34,799
But hey, what makes
you care about winning?
334
00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:36,259
- My experiment with Julie.
335
00:13:36,339 --> 00:13:38,129
- Mm-hmm.
- And I love pizza parties.
336
00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:39,969
- Mm.
- And the taste of victory
337
00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:42,009
is the most intoxicating thing
in the world.
338
00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:43,269
- Mm-hmm.
339
00:13:43,349 --> 00:13:46,019
And it's for
a really good cause.
340
00:13:46,099 --> 00:13:47,439
- Yeah, whatever!
341
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:49,229
- What do the other kids
on your team care about?
342
00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:50,479
- Nothing useful--
343
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,189
atonal jazz music,
344
00:13:52,269 --> 00:13:54,279
easily disproven
conspiracy theories.
345
00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:56,949
- I hear plenty
of things there.
346
00:13:57,029 --> 00:13:59,489
You're a creative
person, Lydia.
347
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:03,119
Be a creative leader.
348
00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:06,199
[upbeat music]
349
00:14:06,289 --> 00:14:22,259
350
00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:24,099
- Thanks for agreeing
to come try,
351
00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:26,389
because I think we have a shot.
352
00:14:26,469 --> 00:14:27,559
- Well, that makes one of us.
353
00:14:27,639 --> 00:14:30,019
- It's time
for the Skip-A-Thon.
354
00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:31,599
All our teams are in the gym,
355
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:34,729
including last year's winning
team, the Glossip Girls!
356
00:14:34,819 --> 00:14:36,609
[cheers and applause]
357
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:41,989
All the way down to a team
that named themselves after...
358
00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:44,279
lip balm?
[scattered applause]
359
00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:46,619
While they're
a good $1,200 behind,
360
00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:50,369
if they can skip
for 315 minutes,
361
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:52,209
they can win.
362
00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:54,499
But looking at this team,
363
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,049
it's a pretty big if.
364
00:14:56,129 --> 00:15:06,889
[applause]
365
00:15:06,969 --> 00:15:10,099
- [chuckles nervously]
You look well.
366
00:15:10,189 --> 00:15:13,189
- So do you.
I mean, you and the Glossips,
367
00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:15,819
you look...so good together.
368
00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:17,529
Perfect squad.
369
00:15:17,609 --> 00:15:18,939
- You too.
370
00:15:19,029 --> 00:15:23,869
You and the Lip Balms,
the perfect misfits.
371
00:15:23,949 --> 00:15:27,369
Well, good luck.
372
00:15:27,449 --> 00:15:41,339
- You too.
373
00:15:41,419 --> 00:15:44,799
All right, Balmers.
374
00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:48,429
It's on.
375
00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:52,229
[dance music playing]
376
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,979
- We're over an hour in,
and by some miracle,
377
00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:58,069
Spit Valve is still going,
but fading fast.
378
00:15:58,149 --> 00:15:59,149
- You've got this, SV!
379
00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:00,939
- I really don't.
380
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:04,359
[panting]
381
00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:05,819
- Yes, you do.
And I know exactly
382
00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:09,159
what you need to keep going.
383
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:12,459
- Um, what are you doing?
[music stops]
384
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,289
- Come on, Spit Valve!
You can do it!
385
00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:16,579
- Hang in there!
- Lydia, he's losing steam.
386
00:16:16,669 --> 00:16:20,589
[jazz music playing]
387
00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:24,129
- Is that atonal jazz
in 9/8 time?
388
00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:25,549
- This is my jam.
389
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:26,589
- You've got this.
We need you
390
00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:27,719
for nine more minutes.
391
00:16:27,799 --> 00:16:29,139
- I got this!
392
00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:30,599
- I can't believe it.
Spit Valve is actually
393
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:33,939
gaining momentum
70 minutes into his turn.
394
00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:36,019
- Skipping reeks of effort.
395
00:16:36,099 --> 00:16:37,939
Didn't we already win?
[chuckles]
396
00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:39,609
[both chuckle]
397
00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:40,979
- [laughs nervously]
398
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,649
- Ursula has been at it
for over 40 minutes,
399
00:16:42,739 --> 00:16:44,449
but looks to be
tiring now, too.
400
00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:47,569
- [grunting]
401
00:16:47,659 --> 00:16:49,239
- Keep going, Ursula!
402
00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:51,079
You've got this!
403
00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:52,329
[music stops]
404
00:16:52,409 --> 00:16:54,749
- On "Conspiracies
and Coincidences,"
405
00:16:54,829 --> 00:16:57,249
are aliens living
in your very own backyard?
406
00:16:57,329 --> 00:16:58,789
For the next half hour,
we'll tell you
407
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,709
why the shadow government
is keeping it from you.
408
00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:02,049
- Yes!
- Here are the straight facts.
409
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:04,169
- This is my jam!
- Go, Ursula!
410
00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:05,679
- Let's go!
- Wow.
411
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,049
Another bold choice
to pump up her team--
412
00:17:07,139 --> 00:17:09,469
- Would you pipe down?
I can't hear.
413
00:17:09,549 --> 00:17:11,849
[cheering]
414
00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:14,729
- Ugh. These dorks
are wasting my time.
415
00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:16,269
Just lose already.
416
00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:20,649
- Dawn, they're actually
catching up.
417
00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:21,696
- Well, that can't happen.
418
00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:24,554
[upbeat music playing]
419
00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:30,024
- Whoo-hoo!
420
00:17:30,024 --> 00:17:32,894
- You got this, Phoebs!
421
00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:34,814
- Good luck out there, Olivia.
422
00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,944
- Lydia.
- Whatever.
423
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:39,824
Oh, and maybe just as a friend,
take it easy on the water.
424
00:17:39,904 --> 00:17:42,244
Nobody wants an accident.
425
00:17:42,324 --> 00:17:43,864
- What is that
supposed to mean?
426
00:17:43,954 --> 00:17:48,494
- Lydia, she's flopping!
427
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:50,624
- I'm sorry, Phoebs.
I didn't know what to play
428
00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:52,084
to pump you up.
429
00:17:52,164 --> 00:17:54,464
- Don't worry, boss.
I'll just keep on skipping.
430
00:17:54,544 --> 00:17:55,924
Whatever you need.
431
00:17:56,004 --> 00:17:57,544
- That's it.
432
00:17:57,634 --> 00:18:00,054
Phoebe, I'm so,
so proud of you,
433
00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:02,054
and I'm making you
assistant captain.
434
00:18:02,134 --> 00:18:03,974
- Really?
435
00:18:04,054 --> 00:18:05,394
- I can't believe it.
436
00:18:05,474 --> 00:18:07,684
Somehow, validation from
someone she looks up to
437
00:18:07,764 --> 00:18:09,314
is enough to motivate Phoebe.
438
00:18:09,394 --> 00:18:11,684
And somehow, that's Lydia?
439
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:17,314
[cheers and applause]
440
00:18:17,404 --> 00:18:18,524
- Whoo!
441
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:20,534
- It's been a long,
sweaty afternoon
442
00:18:20,614 --> 00:18:22,654
here in our long,
sweaty gymnasium.
443
00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:24,494
But the Lip Balms
are still in it.
444
00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:27,574
If team captain Lydia Goldblatt
can run out the clock,
445
00:18:27,664 --> 00:18:29,374
then they will win it all.
446
00:18:29,454 --> 00:18:30,794
- Whoo!
- Go, Lydia!
447
00:18:30,874 --> 00:18:32,544
- Only one more minute to go.
448
00:18:32,624 --> 00:18:33,834
- You know what, maestro?
449
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:34,964
Hit my track.
450
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,424
[music stops]
451
00:18:36,504 --> 00:18:40,094
Lydia Goldblatt, you are
a magical jumping bean.
452
00:18:40,174 --> 00:18:41,594
You are a legendary
leaping lioness...
453
00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:44,094
- The sound of her own voice
is Lydia's jam.
454
00:18:44,174 --> 00:18:45,554
- All the world
is your trampoline.
455
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:50,934
- Twinkle, twinkle,
little star
456
00:18:51,014 --> 00:18:57,944
How I wonder what you are
457
00:18:58,024 --> 00:18:59,654
- Lydia's parents
potty-trained her
458
00:18:59,734 --> 00:19:01,484
to "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star."
459
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,534
Now Lydia can't hear that song
without having to pee.
460
00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:05,744
No!
461
00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,494
- Phoebe, make it stop!
462
00:19:07,574 --> 00:19:08,954
Make it stop!
463
00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:10,874
- I'm trying.
It's not coming from here.
464
00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:12,494
- How is it playing?
- I don't know!
465
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,084
I don't know what to do.
- You've gotta do something!
466
00:19:14,164 --> 00:19:15,254
- There's no off button!
467
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:17,044
- Phoebe, I can't
hold it anymore!
468
00:19:17,124 --> 00:19:20,044
[dramatic rock music]
469
00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:22,964
470
00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:25,424
[audio feedback whines]
471
00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:28,514
- [laughs]
472
00:19:28,594 --> 00:19:29,974
Dry as a bone.
473
00:19:30,054 --> 00:19:31,104
Who's a big girl now?
474
00:19:31,184 --> 00:19:32,814
- Six seconds left.
475
00:19:32,894 --> 00:19:34,434
Five, four...
476
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:37,854
all: Three, two, one!
477
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,104
[buzzer blares]
478
00:19:39,194 --> 00:19:40,484
[cheers and applause]
479
00:19:40,564 --> 00:19:42,654
Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals,
480
00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:44,784
against all odds,
a group of kids
481
00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:46,904
with moisturizing ointment
for a name
482
00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:49,324
have won the Skip-A-Thon!
483
00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:52,334
[triumphant music]
484
00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:54,124
485
00:19:54,204 --> 00:19:59,004
- We actually won!
We did it!
486
00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:05,884
Yes! I cannot believe it!
487
00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:07,344
- Why did you do that?
488
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:09,344
You ruined our chance
of victory.
489
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:11,894
- [chuckles softly]
You don't deserve it.
490
00:20:11,974 --> 00:20:14,974
- [gasps] That is not
a Glossip Girl attitude, Julia.
491
00:20:15,064 --> 00:20:17,184
- Good, because I don't want
a Glossip Girl attitude.
492
00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:18,734
I don't want
a Glossip Girl anything.
493
00:20:18,814 --> 00:20:24,194
And my name is Julie.
494
00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:25,534
- [gasps]
495
00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:29,074
[crowd gasping]
496
00:20:29,154 --> 00:20:31,114
- Dawn, you're mean,
and all you want
497
00:20:31,204 --> 00:20:32,874
is for other people
to do what you say.
498
00:20:32,954 --> 00:20:34,704
And that's boring.
499
00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:36,664
- That is not true.
500
00:20:36,754 --> 00:20:38,254
Evan, tell her.
501
00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:44,594
Tell her!
502
00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:46,554
- I hate matching.
503
00:20:46,634 --> 00:20:49,304
I want to wear what I want
to wear when I want
504
00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:50,974
without having
to text you first.
505
00:20:51,054 --> 00:20:52,394
- We'll talk about this later.
But first--
506
00:20:52,474 --> 00:20:54,554
- And I want to talk.
[crowd gasps]
507
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,604
I know you find
my voice annoying,
508
00:20:56,684 --> 00:20:58,644
but yours isn't perfect
either, you know.
509
00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:00,064
So I'm going to talk now.
510
00:21:00,144 --> 00:21:03,064
[upbeat music]
511
00:21:03,154 --> 00:21:05,484
512
00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:09,824
- Ugh!
513
00:21:09,904 --> 00:21:15,204
[cheers and applause]
514
00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:16,584
- Jules, come join us.
515
00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:18,954
There's always more room
on the Lip Balms.
516
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,374
- Yeah, come on, Julie.
Get in the picture.
517
00:21:20,464 --> 00:21:21,624
- You won this too.
- I'm okay.
518
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,884
You take it without me.
519
00:21:23,964 --> 00:21:25,134
- Okay.
520
00:21:25,214 --> 00:21:28,304
[cheers and applause]
521
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:32,904
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