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- And moving on to our novel
study of "Call of the Wild,"
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can anyone tell me
what kind of dog is Buck?
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Dawn, what kind of dog is Buck?
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- Actually, I'm more
of a cat person.
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[laughter]
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- Well, seeing you're such
a smart aleck,
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why don't you tell us what
"Call of the Wild" is about?
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- Well, nobody calls anymore,
just texts.
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[school bell rings]
- All righty then.
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Don't forget to read
chapter two,
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whether you like cats, dogs,
or hamsters.
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And, oh, here are
last week's quizzes.
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Excellent as always.
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Got to call your mom.
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Evan--yeah.
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And Dawn.
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You might have done better
if you left it blank.
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Nicely done.
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And, oh, hmm.
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Well done, Julie.
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Looks like even Grade 8 English
might not be
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enough of a challenge for you.
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- Thanks, Mr. Liu.
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- You got an A?
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- A plus,
but it's in the A family.
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I love reading, historical
fiction in particular.
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- That's really cool.
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We should hang some time.
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- We should?
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[apprehensive music]
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- Are you serious?
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The Dawn asked you
to hang out?
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What did you say?
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- We should.
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- Confident.
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- It was more like a question,
like, we should?
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- Julie, this is huge.
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They're in Grade 8.
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They're practically
celebrities.
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And they're not just
any Grade 8s,
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they're Dawn
and the Glossip Girls.
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[rock music]
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They are the Beyonc�s
of middle school,
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every single one of them--
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Evan, Portia, and Dawn.
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[smooch]
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- Where's that
wind coming from?
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I mean, I get that
they're a big deal, but--
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- They're just so fierce
and fabulous.
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Take Dawn, pack leader.
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Rumor has it she was born
at the Met Gala.
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[camera shutters snapping]
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Evan--Evan is Dawn's Julie.
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- Or Dawn's Lydia?
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- Either way,
he's a huge sneaker head.
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Those in the know
say he's never worn
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the same pair twice.
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And Portia,
the glam silent Glossip.
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- I don't think
I've ever heard her voice.
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- I heard she imports
her gum from Dubai.
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- Why?
- Because it's cool.
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Julie, honestly.
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And they all wear lip gloss,
hence the Glossip Girls.
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Oh, wow, Dawn's waving.
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Do you know what this means?
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- She's saying hi?
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- First
she asks you to hang out,
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now she's acknowledging
we're alive?
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This is our chance
to become Glossip Girls.
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- I think you're getting
way ahead of yours--
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- Just be cool.
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Just be cool.
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[whispering]
Hi.
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[chuckles]
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, yeah
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All right
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Oh, yeah
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- Will being part
of the Glossip Girls
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make us the most
popular girls in school?
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I mean, look at them.
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They're always
color coordinated,
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and they're
the only kids in school
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allowed to wear lip gloss.
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- Okay, but they're
only three people.
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- Yeah, and there's
only two of us.
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Three is greater than two.
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It's just math.
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Power in numbers, Jules.
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I mean, do they send
one person to space,
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or do they send a crew?
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- There was that one movie with
Sandra Bullock alone in space.
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It seemed nice.
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- Not the takeaway.
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I mean, look at
the Blue Man Group.
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With just one person,
you're just one weirdo in blue.
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But add more people,
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and you're an award-winning
theater troupe.
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See? Groups are always better.
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- Performance art
is highly subjective.
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So is popularity.
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And popularity is really just
a social construct
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that we need to be
actively destroy--
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- Here's the plan.
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- Science is trial and error.
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So I guess we give it a shot?
- Yeah.
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Don't worry.
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When has science
ever gone wrong?
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[school bell rings]
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- Hey Julie, sit with us.
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Move.
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You're in Julie's seat.
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- Oh, hey.
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Thanks, and sorry.
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- Glossip Girls
don't apologize, Julie.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. Oh.
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- She's not.
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Julie, you look parched.
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She's parched.
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- A window seat--
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very nice.
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- Cucumber water?
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- Okay, class, continuing
our novel discussion,
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can anyone tell me
what begins to happen to Buck
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as he becomes a sled dog?
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Julie?
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- He begins to tap into
his natural instinct,
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shedding his
former domesticity.
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- Because in the harsh
realities of the wild,
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survival is paramount.
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It's either kill or be killed.
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Excellent, Julie.
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Well done.
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- You're, like, so smart.
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- Facts.
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- As Julie
so eloquently stated,
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the major theme of this novel
is civilization
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versus the wilderness.
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Tonight,
you'll write a paragraph
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exploring this idea,
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preferably without emojis
this time.
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Now, let's talk about Buck.
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- Hey, so you know that
coffee shop down the street?
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- Yeah.
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- We hang there.
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Come chill with us
after school.
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- Uh, okay.
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- Something he couldn't imagine
doing in his former life.
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- Okay, don't freak out,
but the Glossip Girls
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want me to chill at
the coffee shop after school.
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I mean,
it's just a coffee shop.
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People have been drinking
coffee since 800 A.D.
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It's not that big
of a deal, right?
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- Totally.
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This is the biggest deal
of all deals that ever dealt.
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This is our chance to show them
that we're cool enough
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to be Glossip Girl material.
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- Right.
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One problem--
we're not cool enough.
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- Not with that attitude.
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We just need to impress them
with our deep knowledge
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of things that grade 8s
care about.
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Like, um--
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- Podcasts?
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- Yes, good one.
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Then I'll impress them
with my knack
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for extremely effective
mnemonic devices.
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And you can show them how
you can hiccup on command.
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- [hiccups]
- See?
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Now we just need
to pick out cute outfits
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that say
"Beyonc�s of middle school."
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- [hiccups]
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- Hey, Julie.
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Have a seat.
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- Is there an extra chair?
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That's cool.
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I'll just--
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yeah.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
[chuckles awkwardly]
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- So, what's up?
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- Chillin'.
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- How's your chill going?
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Is it chillified?
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Chillarific? Chillnoble?
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No? Okay.
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Mmm, coffee, am I right?
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Like I always say, I like my
coffee like I like my friends,
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strong and valued
in the workplace.
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- What?
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- I'm going to go
get us some snacks.
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- [sighs]
Hey, Julie, have you finished
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that English homework
for tomorrow?
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- Oh, the one about
civilization versus--
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- Yeah, that one.
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Listen, I'm having a little
trouble with my paragraph.
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Could we take a look at yours?
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- Sure.
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Do you want
to compare answers, or--
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- Uh, no. I'm good, thanks.
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Well, we've got to bounce.
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- Later, Julie.
- Yeah, us too.
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We're bouncing.
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- I think that went well.
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[school bell rings]
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- I see a lot of improvement
in this assignment.
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I can't believe it,
but good work, Dawn.
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And Evan and Portia,
also well done.
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- Thanks.
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- Thanks, Mr. Liu.
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We worked really hard.
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- As we move on
to our next novel study,
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we'll be comparing
and contrasting--
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- Hey, Julie,
what are you doing back there?
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Come sit with us.
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- So be sure to hang on
to these paragraphs
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for reference.
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- Does anyone ever
call you Julia?
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- No, because it's Julie.
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- Sounds better as Julia.
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- It does.
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Here's the deal, Julia,
we'd love for you
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to hang out with us again.
It was fun.
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Right, Portia?
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- Great. I'll tell Lydia.
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- Oh, actually, this time,
don't bring your friend.
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Okay?
- Eh, huh.
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- How was it? How are they?
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Did they say anything about me?
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- There's good news,
and there's bad news.
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The good news is,
they mentioned you.
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- Oh, my goodness,
they talked about me?
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We are so in, Jules!
What's the bad news?
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- They specifically
said they didn't want
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to hang out with you.
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- Oh.
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- They want to hang out
with just me.
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- That's okay.
Even better, actually.
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Every experiment
needs a control, right?
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I'll just be the control.
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- I don't think I'd fit in.
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They make some poor kid
slice fresh cucumbers
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for their water every morning.
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- Well, you need to drink
at least eight glasses a day.
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Julie, this is a real chance
at becoming popular.
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- But I don't want
to be popular without you.
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- You must,
for the greater good.
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Think of the influence
you'll have.
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The experiment
needs you to suck it up
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and accept the perks that come
with being popular, Julie.
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- You're right.
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If I become a Glossip Girl,
I could set the tone
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for how popularity should be.
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- Whatever it takes, Julie.
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Go on and become
a Glossip Girl.
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For me.
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For science.
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Whatever it takes.
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- Hey, thanks for helping
us out with that homework.
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It was really cool of you.
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- I didn't know I was doing it,
but you're welcome?
267
00:12:02,587 --> 00:12:05,047
- I really love your overalls.
268
00:12:05,127 --> 00:12:07,337
The '90s is totally back.
269
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,007
- Thanks.
270
00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:11,927
- I've been working on
some '90s dance moves.
271
00:12:12,017 --> 00:12:14,557
Check out the running man.
272
00:12:14,637 --> 00:12:16,227
- Running person.
273
00:12:16,307 --> 00:12:17,687
- If only the '90s
were as inclusive.
274
00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,687
[laughing]
275
00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:21,897
- Enough.
276
00:12:21,977 --> 00:12:24,777
Julia, we brought you
here today
277
00:12:24,857 --> 00:12:26,487
because we see something
in you.
278
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,197
We think you could be
a Glossip Girl.
279
00:12:28,277 --> 00:12:30,907
But first, you have to pass
the background test.
280
00:12:30,987 --> 00:12:32,407
[pops gum]
281
00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:34,957
- Uh, I'm very good
at being in the background.
282
00:12:35,037 --> 00:12:38,667
[tense music]
283
00:12:38,747 --> 00:12:40,537
- Do you have a crush
on anyone?
284
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,167
- No.
285
00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:43,507
- What about that Greek guy
you hang around with?
286
00:12:43,587 --> 00:12:45,007
What's his name, Zeus?
287
00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:46,047
- Dimitri?
288
00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:47,627
- That's what I said.
289
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,087
Do you like him?
290
00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:50,597
Have you ever kissed him?
291
00:12:50,677 --> 00:12:52,507
- No, we're just friends.
292
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,137
Boys and girls
can be platonic friends.
293
00:12:55,227 --> 00:12:56,347
- No, they can't.
294
00:12:56,437 --> 00:12:58,727
- I'm right here, Dawn.
- [sighs]
295
00:12:58,807 --> 00:13:01,937
What about that band kid,
Spit Valve?
296
00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:03,277
Ever kiss him?
297
00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:06,027
- Also just friends.
298
00:13:06,107 --> 00:13:08,857
- What about that friend
you brought in yesterday?
299
00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:10,237
Ever kiss her?
300
00:13:10,317 --> 00:13:12,697
- Lydia?
- Is that her name?
301
00:13:12,787 --> 00:13:14,617
Chuck's little brother
always calls her Goldbladder.
302
00:13:14,697 --> 00:13:16,207
What's that about?
303
00:13:16,287 --> 00:13:18,707
- There was an incident
when we were kids.
304
00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:20,917
He's never let her
forget about it.
305
00:13:20,997 --> 00:13:23,497
Honestly, if he knew
the real situation behind it,
306
00:13:23,587 --> 00:13:25,417
he'd feel awful.
307
00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:27,257
- What's the real situation?
308
00:13:27,337 --> 00:13:28,507
What's the real deal
behind Goldbladder?
309
00:13:28,587 --> 00:13:29,547
- Goldbladder!
310
00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:30,927
- Ugh, what do you want, Mike?
311
00:13:31,007 --> 00:13:32,387
Don't you have some
math test to flunk?
312
00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:34,517
- [giggling]
313
00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:36,677
- What are you laughing at,
Dweeby Phoebe?
314
00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:38,097
- Why don't you make
like my uncle
315
00:13:38,187 --> 00:13:40,847
during his midlife crisis
and hit the road?
316
00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:42,107
- Whatever.
317
00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:44,687
- Wow, Lydia,
you scared Mike off.
318
00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:46,277
That was incredible.
319
00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:47,897
Do you think you could
walk me home, you know,
320
00:13:47,987 --> 00:13:49,857
just in case he comes back?
321
00:13:49,947 --> 00:13:51,197
- For sure.
322
00:13:51,277 --> 00:13:53,907
- Guys, she said
she would walk us home.
323
00:13:53,987 --> 00:13:55,077
- Us?
324
00:13:55,157 --> 00:13:57,497
[bright music]
325
00:13:57,577 --> 00:14:03,337
326
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,747
Power in numbers--good.
327
00:14:05,837 --> 00:14:09,377
Let's walk home.
328
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,927
- I don't know
if I should tell you.
329
00:14:12,007 --> 00:14:16,267
- Fine.
330
00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:19,227
- Okay, the truth is,
331
00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:21,767
Lydia's parents
potty trained her
332
00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:24,437
to "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star."
333
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:26,317
- Really?
334
00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:29,187
- Now Lydia can't hear that
song without having to pee.
335
00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:32,407
- Tinkle, tinkle--
that poor little star.
336
00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:34,617
- Yeah.
337
00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:38,657
- That is so juicy.
338
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,367
- Please don't
spread it around.
339
00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:42,577
- Oh, Julia,
I would never weaponize
340
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:45,247
any information like that,
no matter how delicious it is.
341
00:14:45,337 --> 00:14:46,417
- Huh?
342
00:14:46,497 --> 00:14:48,257
- I have good news for you.
343
00:14:48,337 --> 00:14:50,167
You passed.
- OMG.
344
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,467
Congrats.
345
00:14:51,547 --> 00:14:52,967
- There's just one thing
left to do
346
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,177
before you're officially
a part of the squad.
347
00:14:55,257 --> 00:14:57,807
We could really use your help
with the English test tomorrow.
348
00:14:57,887 --> 00:14:59,017
- Sure.
349
00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:00,477
What chapter
do you want to review?
350
00:15:00,557 --> 00:15:02,727
- Well, actually,
we were thinking less study
351
00:15:02,807 --> 00:15:04,267
and more working together.
352
00:15:04,347 --> 00:15:06,107
- Like quizzing each other?
353
00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:07,437
- No Julie, come on.
354
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:08,897
I don't want to say
the C-word out loud.
355
00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,607
- Cooperation?
356
00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:14,317
- Cheat.
357
00:15:14,407 --> 00:15:16,657
- I've never cheated before.
358
00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:18,197
- Well, you won't be cheating.
359
00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:19,197
We will.
360
00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:20,747
And it's barely cheating.
361
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:22,367
All you have to do
is let me sit next to you
362
00:15:22,457 --> 00:15:24,497
and copy off your test.
363
00:15:24,577 --> 00:15:25,537
Easy.
364
00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:28,547
[tense music]
365
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:31,717
366
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,007
- So how did it go without me?
367
00:15:34,087 --> 00:15:36,137
- It was awful.
368
00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:38,097
- You don't have to lie
just to make me feel better.
369
00:15:38,177 --> 00:15:39,807
- They want to cheat
on our English test.
370
00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:41,767
- I've actually been thinking
about starting my own squad.
371
00:15:41,847 --> 00:15:43,517
- Lydia, did you hear
what I said?
372
00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:45,397
They want to cheat off my test.
373
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:46,807
- That's not cool.
374
00:15:46,897 --> 00:15:49,227
- I've never done
anything wrong in my life.
375
00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:51,987
I've never even brought
a library book back late.
376
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:55,447
- But if you don't, then they
won't make you a Glossip Girl.
377
00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:57,737
Sometimes the ends
justify the means, Jules.
378
00:15:57,817 --> 00:16:00,327
- From what I've seen,
there's nothing fun
379
00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:02,117
about being part
of the Glossip Girls.
380
00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:04,747
I don't know why anyone
would want to be popular
381
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:06,497
if they knew
what it was really like.
382
00:16:06,577 --> 00:16:08,917
- Well, the scientific method
can be uncomfortable.
383
00:16:08,997 --> 00:16:12,047
Take Daniel Alcides Carri�n,
for example.
384
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:13,337
- Who's that?
385
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,217
- He was a medical student
in the 1800s
386
00:16:15,297 --> 00:16:17,217
who injected himself
with infectious diseases
387
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:18,387
to help find a cure.
388
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,007
- And what happened to him?
389
00:16:20,097 --> 00:16:21,807
- He saved a bunch of people,
390
00:16:21,887 --> 00:16:23,927
and there's a disease
named after him.
391
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,347
- Oh.
392
00:16:25,437 --> 00:16:27,307
- But of course, he died.
393
00:16:27,397 --> 00:16:30,727
A pretty gruesome death,
actually.
394
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,107
See, popularity
is saving lives.
395
00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:35,567
- Yeah.
396
00:16:35,647 --> 00:16:38,567
[upbeat music]
397
00:16:38,657 --> 00:16:47,117
398
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,497
[school bell rings]
399
00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:50,917
- Well done, Julia.
400
00:16:50,997 --> 00:16:53,087
Meet us after class
at the main entrance.
401
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:59,177
402
00:16:59,257 --> 00:17:02,677
That was super cool of you
to help us out with the test.
403
00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:06,267
You've proved yourself worthy.
404
00:17:06,347 --> 00:17:08,557
Julia Graham-Chang,
with this lip gloss,
405
00:17:08,647 --> 00:17:10,397
we grant you
official membership
406
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:11,897
in the Glossip Girls.
407
00:17:11,977 --> 00:17:26,037
[cheers and applause]
408
00:17:26,117 --> 00:17:28,287
- I just need to check
the ingredients first,
409
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,327
uh, make sure I'm not allergic.
410
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,667
- What are you allergic to?
411
00:17:31,747 --> 00:17:33,747
- Moral compromise?
412
00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:36,047
- Yeah, that's not in there.
413
00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:39,047
[cheers and applause]
414
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:44,083
415
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,160
- It's all happening, Julie.
You got a gloss!
416
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,410
- Who cares about the lip gloss
417
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,870
or the glossified clothes,
Lydia?
418
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:57,460
I'm an accessory to a crime.
419
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,960
What if I go to jail?
420
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,210
My dads will be so mad
at me if I go to jail.
421
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,550
- Just hang in there.
422
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:04,130
We're halfway through
the experiment.
423
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,220
Just think about how much
you've learned already.
424
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,590
- That the Glossip Girls
are morally bankrupt
425
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,890
and cheat on tests?
426
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,810
- See, that's great data.
427
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:16,140
We can compile the rest
of your findings over lunch.
428
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,730
- That's the problem.
429
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,610
I can't sit with you at lunch.
430
00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:23,860
Glossip Girls only sit
with Glossip Girls.
431
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:28,030
It's in their handbook.
432
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,110
- We can't sit together?
433
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,830
But we always
eat lunch together.
434
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:36,660
You know what, I respect that.
435
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,750
Maybe I should have
my own exclusive
436
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:40,920
seating arrangement
for my squad too.
437
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,500
Did I tell you
I have my own squad?
438
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:46,800
- No.
- Fibs.
439
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,590
- Oh, hi.
Nice to meet you.
440
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,180
Any friend of Lydia's
is a friend of mine--
441
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,970
I hope--if you'll have me.
442
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,470
- Isn't that your bag, Lydia?
443
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,720
- I'm happy to carry it.
444
00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:57,350
It's the least
I could do for Lydia.
445
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,940
She offers us protection.
446
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,150
- Like a mob boss?
447
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:03,150
- Okay, Pheebs,
write this down.
448
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,860
So we're going to
need a handbook,
449
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,190
and then rules to put
in said handbook.
450
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,400
- You got it, boss.
451
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,320
- Please don't call her that.
452
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:16,410
- Don? Capo? Godfath--
453
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,870
- What are you doing?
454
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:20,330
It's lunchtime.
455
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:34,100
- Oh, right behind you.
456
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:37,270
- Can we eat lunch too?
457
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,180
- [sighs]
458
00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:57,910
459
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:01,710
- I'm the one that
makes you crazy
460
00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:07,670
461
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:11,590
What awaits you,
what awaits you
462
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:24,310
463
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,860
- Who was that
you were talking to?
464
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:29,530
- Oh, my friend Lydia
and her squad.
465
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,190
- Who?
466
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,950
- You literally met her two
days ago at the coffee shop.
467
00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:39,290
- Not ringing any bells.
468
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:43,410
469
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,870
- Hey, look out.
470
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:54,880
[music winds down]
471
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,720
- We might not be
the most coordinated,
472
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,760
but we are a squad.
473
00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:01,430
And we're weird
and interesting.
474
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,810
And we're claiming our power.
475
00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:04,690
We are the Lip Balms.
476
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,400
- Yeah!
477
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,190
[cheers and applause]
478
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,530
[soft music]
479
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:12,820
480
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,200
- Sometimes you have
to give something up
481
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,110
to be part
of the popular group.
482
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,290
It's worth it, right?
483
00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:23,200
What would you rate
this experiment?
484
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,750
8 lip balms out of 10?
485
00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:26,420
That's what I was going to say.
486
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,800
Because being part of a group
makes you feel less alone.
487
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,260
Right, Julie?
488
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:38,550
489
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,560
[upbeat music]
490
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:48,730
491
00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:53,330
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