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[watch beeps]
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- I know you like school, but
it should be illegal to be
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this happy this early.
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- That law will never pass,
no matter how many times
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you email your representative.
- Says you.
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So what's your deal?
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- I'm just in
a really good mood.
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I finally know where
all our classes are.
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I haven't splashed spaghetti
sauce on myself in weeks.
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- Hmm.
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- And Addison even
smiled at me yesterday.
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[squeals]
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- Pretty sure she just smiled
in your general direction.
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- Ah, it still counts.
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I just finally feel
like I understand
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this whole middle-school thing.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.
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- Wow, so cool.
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[watch beeps]
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- Do you understand that?
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Are those E-Watches?
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Hmm.
I think I saw an ad for them.
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- Oh, yeah. E-Watches.
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It's like a smartphone
for your wrist,
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but without the
needless functions
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like making phone calls.
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- I heard they can tell you
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when other E-Watchers
are nearby.
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- Oh, looks like
they're getting around.
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- Is this the cool new thing?
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[watches beeping]
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- [scoffs]
They can't be that cool
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if Headgear Henry has one.
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- Hey.
Henry, right?
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[chuckles]
I have the same watch.
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Have you tried selfie mode?
You can never have too many.
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- Addison Anglade
is talking to me?
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- Come on.
- Oh.
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[laughter]
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- Henry gets to take
selfies with Addison,
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all because of some watch?
[watch beeps]
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Do you know what this means?
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- Headgear is
making a comeback?
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- We need those watches!
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- No.
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- But, Mom, everybody
has this E-Watch!
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- Yeah, and if everyone
jumped off a bridge,
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would you do that, too?
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- If it meant landing in a pile
of E-Watches, I'd consider it.
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- No, honey.
They're just too expensive.
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Money doesn't grow on trees.
- Everybody always says that,
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but money is
literally made out of paper.
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- Technically,
it's a polymer blend.
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So money is both evil and
environmentally immoral.
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- Thank you very much.
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Look, if you want
a watch so badly,
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you can borrow one of mine.
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Oh, I might even let you use
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Bubbie Wendy's special
gold one.
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How about that?
- Ew, Mom!
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This isn't the Stone Ages.
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Nobody cares
about gold anymore.
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Besides, Julie's dads will
totally say yes to the watch.
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- No.
- No.
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- But, Baba, Dad, I really
want the new E-Watch.
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I've never even
had an old E-Watch.
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This is your way
to make it up to me.
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- [sighs]
Nice try, Juju.
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- If you want
a flashy new item,
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then you're going to have
to save up for it yourself.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- With what money?
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My only source of income is
asking you guys
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to buy things for me.
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- Hmm.
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Well, looks like you're going
to have to find another way.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Another way?
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[tense music]
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, yeah
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All right
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Oh, yeah
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- Does having a cool new
E-Watch make you popular?
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I don't know, Lyds.
Just one costs $150.
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Do you know what we
could do with 150 bucks?
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- Buy 150 things from
the dollar store?
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- Exactly.
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I just don't think it's
in the cards for us, Lyds.
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- But, Jules, every second
we don't have that watch,
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we fall further
behind the times.
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And we won't know
how far behind we are,
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because we don't have
the E-Watch.
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- It tracks every time you walk
past a store
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and notifies you
when it's having a sale.
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- See?
It'll save us so much money...
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you know, by telling
us where to spend it.
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Jules, I know we only
found out about this watch.
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But I promise you, our world
will change with one of them.
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- Heh. You're just forgetting
about one tiny obstacle.
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Our parents said no.
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- [scoffs] Traitors.
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But it's fine--I'm sure
we have loads of money.
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We'll just buy it ourselves.
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$63.
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Ugh!
There's crumbs in this, Julie.
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Ew!
- Eh.
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- Ew, ew.
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And...three quarters.
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Okay.
The watch costs $150.
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So we're short $30.25.
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- See?
Insurmountable.
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[upbeat music]
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- No, Martha,
I'm just too swamped
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to take on a new client.
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Besides, there's
a reason why nobody
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wants to work with a guy named
Terry "The Tyrant" Stone.
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Yeah, agreed.
It is a weird middle name.
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You know what?
He's not worth the headache.
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Tell him that Jared
will call him back.
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He probably won't,
but that's the point.
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Okay.
Bye.
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[phone beeps]
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Hey, what's this?
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Melody, come here.
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What's this grade nine
class trip to Paris, France?
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What? We've always wanted
to go to Paris.
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See the Eiffel Tower,
call pancakes "les crepes"
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and feel so fancy about it.
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That's fun.
That's exciting, right?
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Why isn't this excited?
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Oh, right, the cost.
That's not exciting.
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You probably thought it was too
expensive for you to go, huh?
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- Or I thought that a public
school requiring students
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to pay this amount
for such a lavish trip
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only perpetuates
the class divide.
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- And you thought I'd say no?
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Is that why you're upset?
- I'm not upset.
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It's just my face.
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Besides, I see my annoying
classmates enough as it is.
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- Hey, you know what?
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You are going to go on
this trip, all right?
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- But you just told Lydia that
money doesn't grow on trees.
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Why can't you deprive me
the same way you deprive her?
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- Are you seriously jealous
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that you're not being
deprived enough?
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- You're making it really
hard on me to be rebellious.
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- [laughs]
Oh! I can't win here.
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- Not everything
is about you, Mom!
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- What--How--
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Ugh.
[cell phone ringing, buzzing]
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Oh.
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Hey, Martha.
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You know what? I am going
to take on that tyrant.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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- How are we going to earn $30?
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- I don't know.
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My mom's a lawyer.
- Hmm.
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- We could sue
her for the money.
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- Or wild suggestion--we could
get jobs to earn the money.
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- Hmm. Melody always
says capitalism
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is an unfair system
that separates workers
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from the means of production.
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Do we know how
to exploit the masses?
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- No.
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- Okay.
Well, jobs it is, then.
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What job can a 12-year-old do?
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- I know just the thing.
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- Are you sure about this?
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- I'm, like, 25% sure.
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All right, so all we have to do
is throw these newspapers
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to the houses on the street
and the street after that
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and the street after that
and the street after that.
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[grunts] It's called
a paper route.
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It's like the Uber Eats
of newspapers.
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- Oh, now I get it.
- Yeah.
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- Why didn't you just
start with that?
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- Anyways, let's practice.
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All we have to do
is hit the target.
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- How hard could it be?
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Hand me one.
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[paper thumps]
both: Oh.
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- Just a fluke. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
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- Let's try it again.
- You got this this time.
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- No.
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- It's all in the wrist, okay?
Ready? Watch.
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Step back.
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[glass shatters]
Oh. [laughs nervously]
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Hopefully repairing a window
doesn't cost that much, right?
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- Just keep your head down.
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You didn't see it.
It never happened.
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[grunts]
- Oof!
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- Sorry, Mrs. Andreychuk!
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[both shout]
- Whoa!
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Quite the arm
for an octogenarian.
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- Yeah.
Well, let's do one more.
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Ready?
both: One, two, three.
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[laughter]
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- We did it.
- I think we're ready.
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- My feet hurt.
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How much does a massage cost?
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- That was exhausting.
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- [sighs]
Jobs are the worst.
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- Well, at least we have
enough money for the watch now.
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- Mm-hmm.
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[school bell ringing]
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[watch beeps]
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- Hey, nice watch!
- Mm-hmm.
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Thanks for letting
me wear it first.
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- Always.
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Now, work it like
we worked for it.
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[upbeat music]
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Hey, Spit Valve.
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Ask Julie what time it is.
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- Why?
I know it's morning.
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- Don't you want to know
a specific time?
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- It feels like
a solid 8:53 to me.
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- Just check out our watch.
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And, actually, it's 8:55, so...
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- No one has E-Watches anymore.
Those are so last week.
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- "Last week"?
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Wait, what's happening?
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What is Addison wearing?
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- Hey, nice headphones!
We're matching!
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- Are those Bow Headphones?
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- Addison and Spit Valve
both have them.
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Where did they come from?
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- I'll look it up.
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"Bow Phones are
the hottest innovation
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"in sound technology,
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using the most cutting-edge
design aesthetic, bows."
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- They're not even wearing
their E-Watches anymore!
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- Yeah.
The bow's a little goofy.
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But the sound quality
is impeccable.
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- Well, I think
the bow's cute.
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- Yeah.
Love me some bows.
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Very rock and roll.
[chuckles]
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[muffled music plays]
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[watch beeps]
- Hey!
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[watch beeps]
Twinsies.
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- [whimpers]
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[upbeat music]
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- Wait.
This feels very familiar.
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- Don't worry, Julie.
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Just a hiccup
in the experiment.
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We'll get it right this time.
[groans softly]
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Okay, slight switch-up.
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Do Bow Phones make you popular?
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- I don't know about this.
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The watch I could get behind.
It was pretty functional.
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But Bow Phones?
256
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,066
They're just headphones
with a bow.
257
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,276
- Oh, come on,
Bow Phones are way better.
258
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,946
Bows are totally nostalgic.
259
00:09:37,026 --> 00:09:40,196
They bring me back
to a simpler time...
260
00:09:40,286 --> 00:09:41,996
grade six.
261
00:09:42,076 --> 00:09:45,376
- That was just
a few months ago.
262
00:09:45,456 --> 00:09:47,296
- More like a lifetime.
263
00:09:47,376 --> 00:09:49,666
We just need to up our job game
to be able to afford them.
264
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,416
Should we deliver
newspapers again?
265
00:09:51,506 --> 00:09:54,136
- We have to wait at least
another week for new issues.
266
00:09:54,216 --> 00:09:57,176
Print is dying, Lydia.
We need a side hustle.
267
00:09:57,256 --> 00:09:59,676
Driving a taxi?
It's the Uber Eats of driving.
268
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,016
- We don't drive.
269
00:10:01,096 --> 00:10:02,936
We could sell all our junk
in a yard sale.
270
00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:04,686
- I don't own a lot of junk.
- Mm-hmm.
271
00:10:04,766 --> 00:10:06,516
- What?
I treasure everything I own.
272
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,316
- Well, Melody has a lot
of old vintage junk.
273
00:10:08,396 --> 00:10:10,646
We could just sell that.
- Oh, and I can draw portraits.
274
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,696
- Your portraits are amazing!
275
00:10:12,776 --> 00:10:14,236
And if there's one thing
Kristy, Claudia,
276
00:10:14,316 --> 00:10:15,566
and Mary Anne
prepared us for, it's--
277
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,526
- Clubs with
an entrepreneurial focus.
278
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,656
- Babysitting.
both: Mm.
279
00:10:19,736 --> 00:10:21,286
- Hey, I'm Julie.
280
00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:24,116
I'm going to be watching you
until your parents get back.
281
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,706
So what do you like to do?
282
00:10:26,786 --> 00:10:29,046
- I like to run.
- Oh, that's cool. I like to...
283
00:10:29,126 --> 00:10:32,006
- [laughs]
284
00:10:32,086 --> 00:10:36,006
- Finish conversations.
285
00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:37,926
- Who knew you had such
great taste, Lydia?
286
00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:39,676
- This is actually
Melody's collection.
287
00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:42,136
- So Melody is still
the only one who knows music
288
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,766
in your family, huh?
- If you like songs to cry to.
289
00:10:44,846 --> 00:10:46,936
So buy something or move
along before she gets here.
290
00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:48,856
- Don't rush me.
291
00:10:48,936 --> 00:10:51,646
I need to let these records
speak to me.
292
00:10:51,726 --> 00:10:52,936
Ooh.
293
00:10:53,026 --> 00:10:55,946
Is this original pressing?
294
00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:57,566
- This is Henry.
295
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,986
We're going to draw him, okay?
296
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:04,866
If I let you help me, do you
promise not to run away again?
297
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,326
Okay.
298
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,206
So take your marker,
and you're going to draw.
299
00:11:08,286 --> 00:11:10,376
- [laughs]
300
00:11:10,456 --> 00:11:12,416
- [sighs]
Sorry.
301
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,876
Come back here!
302
00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:16,876
- Pleasure doing business
with you, Mr. Valve.
303
00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:21,176
[chuckles]
304
00:11:21,256 --> 00:11:22,556
Melody.
305
00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:24,976
- I'll give you a head start.
- Thank you.
306
00:11:25,056 --> 00:11:27,136
[upbeat music]
307
00:11:27,226 --> 00:11:28,896
- [growls]
308
00:11:28,976 --> 00:11:33,146
309
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,486
- How's it coming over there?
310
00:11:35,566 --> 00:11:36,776
- Whoa!
311
00:11:36,856 --> 00:11:38,446
Oh, uh...
312
00:11:38,526 --> 00:11:40,366
Um, oops.
313
00:11:40,446 --> 00:11:42,366
- My hair does not look
like that.
314
00:11:42,446 --> 00:11:44,076
- What do you mean?
315
00:11:44,156 --> 00:11:46,076
I think you'd look great with
some long, luscious locks.
316
00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:47,956
Okay. Sorry.
317
00:11:48,036 --> 00:11:49,626
Uh, do you want a discount?
318
00:11:49,706 --> 00:11:52,496
Cash with no tax?
319
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:56,006
- Do you take e-Transfer?
- [chuckles]
320
00:11:58,415 --> 00:12:00,045
[school bell ringing]
321
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,545
- I can't believe we made
enough for two Bow Phones.
322
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:05,135
- Double popularity,
here we come.
323
00:12:05,215 --> 00:12:07,925
[muffled pop music plays]
324
00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,595
- Incredible sound!
325
00:12:09,675 --> 00:12:12,345
- What? I can't hear you!
I have headphones on!
326
00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:14,055
[laughs]
- Shh!
327
00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:16,015
- Huh?
328
00:12:16,095 --> 00:12:19,145
329
00:12:19,225 --> 00:12:22,145
[calming music]
330
00:12:22,235 --> 00:12:25,195
331
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:28,155
- No!
332
00:12:28,235 --> 00:12:32,995
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
333
00:12:33,075 --> 00:12:38,625
This can't be happening.
334
00:12:38,705 --> 00:12:42,165
Oh, come on!
Ugh!
335
00:12:42,255 --> 00:12:47,795
- These puppies are taking
my DJ game to new heights.
336
00:12:47,885 --> 00:12:52,635
[lydia groans]
337
00:12:52,715 --> 00:12:56,645
- Ugh.
Third time's a charm.
338
00:12:56,725 --> 00:12:58,185
- Yes, Mr. Stone.
339
00:12:58,265 --> 00:12:59,645
No, sending pelicans to attack
your ex-wife's yacht
340
00:12:59,725 --> 00:13:01,815
is not going to help your case.
- Pigeons, then.
341
00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:03,605
- No, a different bird
is still not going to help.
342
00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:05,485
No, the bird species
is not the issue, sir.
343
00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:07,025
- Why not?
- No.
344
00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:08,615
- I know she hates them.
- No.
345
00:13:08,695 --> 00:13:10,445
Crow, pigeon, it doesn't--
- Mom.
346
00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:11,825
- What bird do you
suggest, then?
347
00:13:11,905 --> 00:13:13,945
- [whispering] What?
What has Lydia done now?
348
00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:15,285
- My teacher told me
that half the deposit has
349
00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:16,285
has been paid
for the Paris trip.
350
00:13:16,365 --> 00:13:17,665
- Melody, please, okay?
351
00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:19,415
I'm trying to win
over this client.
352
00:13:19,495 --> 00:13:21,245
As soon as I do, I'll pay
for the rest of the deposit.
353
00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,045
I'll even get Lydia
that watch she wants.
354
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:25,005
- I thought Lydia wanted
those ugly headphones.
355
00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,425
- Headphones?
I can't keep up.
356
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:27,675
- You don't need to keep up.
357
00:13:27,755 --> 00:13:29,215
You're eating
at the capitalist trough
358
00:13:29,295 --> 00:13:30,675
like a corporate apologist.
359
00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:33,055
- Melody, I'm not
being an apologist.
360
00:13:33,135 --> 00:13:34,465
- Are you even listening
to me?
361
00:13:34,555 --> 00:13:35,515
- [normal voice]
Sorry, Mr. Stone.
362
00:13:35,595 --> 00:13:36,885
- I need pelicans!
- Fine.
363
00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:38,015
We'll book the pelicans.
- I don't want this.
364
00:13:38,095 --> 00:13:39,555
- Please be quiet.
- Ugh!
365
00:13:39,645 --> 00:13:41,855
- Not you, sir. No, you can be
as loud as you want.
366
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:43,185
[chuckles]
367
00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:44,565
- I'm going to need
a few more things.
368
00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:45,775
I'll call you later.
369
00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:47,645
[cell phone ringing]
- Hi, Mr. Stone.
370
00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:49,655
Hi, Mr. Stone.
I'm looking at them now.
371
00:13:49,735 --> 00:13:53,115
I'm so sorry.
[ringing continues]
372
00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:54,485
[whistle blows]
373
00:13:54,575 --> 00:13:57,995
- Okay, new plan.
Spirituality is in.
374
00:13:58,075 --> 00:14:00,075
How do we buy it?
375
00:14:00,165 --> 00:14:03,705
- [muttering]
Mr. Stone, the coffee is mine.
376
00:14:03,795 --> 00:14:11,215
It's the only thing
I have left. Please.
377
00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:13,845
Well, the pelicans
weren't my idea.
378
00:14:13,925 --> 00:14:15,675
Mr. Stone wanted them.
379
00:14:15,765 --> 00:14:23,105
I can't afford to pay
for any damages.
380
00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:25,725
Oh, the pelicans
are in my hair.
381
00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:27,895
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, kid.
382
00:14:27,985 --> 00:14:29,195
- Wearing your suit
for pajamas?
383
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:32,065
Nice, very sustainable.
- Uh-huh.
384
00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:34,275
- I wanted to talk to
you about a one-stop shop
385
00:14:34,365 --> 00:14:36,115
to health and well-being.
- Yeah.
386
00:14:36,195 --> 00:14:37,905
I told you, honey,
no more fads.
387
00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:40,115
Look, I'm sorry. I just don't
have time for this right now.
388
00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:42,665
The Tyrant has me going through
three years of phone records,
389
00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:44,585
and it has to be due tomorrow.
390
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:46,125
- Mom.
- Yes?
391
00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:49,125
- I get it.
I'm a working girl now, too.
392
00:14:49,215 --> 00:14:50,925
And I'm not here
to ask for anything.
393
00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:52,585
I'm here to earn it.
394
00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:55,255
Julie and I are here to do
a few chores around the house
395
00:14:55,345 --> 00:14:56,965
for some cash.
396
00:14:57,055 --> 00:14:59,225
[cell phone ringing]
397
00:14:59,305 --> 00:15:00,435
- Hi, Mr. Stone.
398
00:15:00,515 --> 00:15:01,975
- [whispering]
We can wash dishes.
399
00:15:02,055 --> 00:15:03,765
Vacuum.
- Uh-huh. Yes.
400
00:15:03,855 --> 00:15:05,935
- Wash the car.
- Uh-huh.
401
00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:07,815
[whispering] Okay, car-washing
supplies are in the garage.
402
00:15:07,895 --> 00:15:09,355
- [normal voice] We'll have it
brand-spanking-new.
403
00:15:09,435 --> 00:15:11,605
- Yeah, I understand.
404
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:14,155
Hey, don't forget the sunroof.
- My outbound calls.
405
00:15:14,235 --> 00:15:17,405
- No. Yeah, you sure have
called Australia a lot, huh?
406
00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:19,115
- All right.
407
00:15:19,195 --> 00:15:20,495
Last window.
408
00:15:20,575 --> 00:15:24,415
[grunts]
409
00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:26,545
- Okay.
- Whew!
410
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,125
- Yeah.
411
00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:29,665
We did it.
412
00:15:29,755 --> 00:15:32,335
- Looking pretty spiffy,
if I do say so myself, huh?
413
00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:34,045
- Mm.
- Yes, Mr. Stone.
414
00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:36,965
I'm just--I'm just going to
grab your file from my--my car.
415
00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:40,055
[gasps]
416
00:15:40,135 --> 00:15:41,885
Uh, no, everything's okay,
Mr. Stone.
417
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:46,815
Can I just call you right back?
418
00:15:46,895 --> 00:15:50,775
Lydia Eden Goldblatt!
419
00:15:50,855 --> 00:15:52,985
- [chuckles nervously]
420
00:15:53,065 --> 00:15:55,525
- Oh.
- Oh.
421
00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:58,615
So that's what you meant
about the sunroof.
422
00:15:58,695 --> 00:16:01,245
[both chuckling nervously]
- Unbelievable.
423
00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:07,276
- Mom.
[chuckles nervously]
424
00:16:07,356 --> 00:16:10,696
My beautiful,
incredible, amazing--
425
00:16:10,776 --> 00:16:15,116
my most precious, warmhearted,
and understanding Mom.
426
00:16:15,196 --> 00:16:17,286
- [sighs]
427
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:20,366
- We are so, so, so sorry,
428
00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:22,576
the sorriest
anyone has ever been.
429
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:24,586
- Mm-hmm. She--
- We.
430
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,126
- Mm-hmm.
431
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:29,796
We deserve
to be grounded, 100%.
432
00:16:29,876 --> 00:16:32,966
- Can that just happen
after we get paid?
433
00:16:33,046 --> 00:16:34,546
- Okay, just explain
to me this.
434
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,426
Why do you girls need money
so badly, hmm?
435
00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:38,176
- Julie and I wanted
to take up yoga.
436
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:40,596
And we wanted to earn
the money for it ourselves.
437
00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:43,476
- Yeah.
- Pretty mature of us, huh?
438
00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:45,516
- Okay, what happened
to these E-Watches?
439
00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:47,186
Or Melody mentioned something
about the headphones
440
00:16:47,276 --> 00:16:48,686
or something.
441
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:50,946
- Now we're on to yoga.
- Yeah, try to keep up...
442
00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:52,816
maybe...
443
00:16:52,906 --> 00:16:54,776
she suggested sweetly.
444
00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:56,116
- [chuckles]
Okay. Okay.
445
00:16:56,196 --> 00:16:58,156
Where are your watches
and headphones now?
446
00:16:58,236 --> 00:17:02,156
- The closet.
- Lockers.
447
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:03,286
- [chuckles awkwardly]
448
00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:04,996
- My closet.
- The lockers.
449
00:17:05,076 --> 00:17:06,706
- So let me get this straight.
450
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:09,206
So you two girls just spent
all your time and your energy
451
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,796
working on something
you don't even care about.
452
00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:14,336
Is that right?
- Mm...
453
00:17:14,426 --> 00:17:16,176
- So why don't you
actually work on something
454
00:17:16,256 --> 00:17:17,806
that you care about?
455
00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:19,676
How about that?
- Mom, you just don't get it.
456
00:17:19,766 --> 00:17:21,766
- Okay, tell me.
- Yeah, Mom gets it.
457
00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:23,636
She's just as happy
as you being a cog
458
00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,056
in the neoliberal machine.
459
00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:27,816
- Okay, stop using words
that I don't understand.
460
00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:29,146
And you know what?
461
00:17:29,226 --> 00:17:30,646
This is different because this
is my job.
462
00:17:30,736 --> 00:17:31,896
- How is this any different?
463
00:17:31,986 --> 00:17:34,526
- Because I am
working so hard, so hard
464
00:17:34,606 --> 00:17:37,236
to make money for things that
are important for you two.
465
00:17:37,326 --> 00:17:39,036
- I've been trying
to tell you all week,
466
00:17:39,116 --> 00:17:41,036
I don't want to go to Paris.
[cell phone rings]
467
00:17:41,116 --> 00:17:42,956
- Hello.
Yes, Mr. Stone.
468
00:17:43,036 --> 00:17:44,496
- You're not listening to me.
- Shh.
469
00:17:44,576 --> 00:17:46,166
I'm personally going
to replace every file.
470
00:17:46,246 --> 00:17:47,876
- I could be saying anything,
and you wouldn't hear it.
471
00:17:47,956 --> 00:17:49,336
- Okay.
472
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,836
- You know I'd like
to have original copies--
473
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,166
- I want to go one day.
- Shh.
474
00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:53,586
- How will this bode well
for the case?
475
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,216
- But not
with my basic classmates.
476
00:17:55,296 --> 00:17:56,426
- Right.
477
00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:58,046
- To represent me
is dwindling--
478
00:17:58,136 --> 00:17:59,346
- I wanted to go with--
479
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,556
- If you can't get
the original files,
480
00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:02,676
then make them look
like originals.
481
00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:03,886
- Okay.
482
00:18:03,976 --> 00:18:05,476
- The files
I've already signed.
483
00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:08,686
- I wanted to go with you.
- Okay, shh, shh, shh.
484
00:18:08,766 --> 00:18:11,566
You know what? We're going
to circle back on this later.
485
00:18:11,646 --> 00:18:12,936
How about that?
- Thank you.
486
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,526
I've been trying to
talk to you all week.
487
00:18:14,606 --> 00:18:16,066
- I really need to make
my client a priority right now.
488
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:17,656
Can you please just
understand this, Melody?
489
00:18:17,736 --> 00:18:19,076
Please?
490
00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:21,076
No, your files aren't
completely destroyed.
491
00:18:21,156 --> 00:18:23,496
They just--
they just need to dry out.
492
00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:25,286
I'll get the files to you
dry as a bone--
493
00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:27,956
- Hey, just--just to make sure,
I'm not grounded?
494
00:18:28,036 --> 00:18:29,586
- Really?
- Mom?
495
00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:31,546
- Now?
496
00:18:31,626 --> 00:18:35,756
- Was she right?
We've been working so hard.
497
00:18:35,836 --> 00:18:37,386
For what?
498
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:40,096
- I can't follow
another trend.
499
00:18:40,176 --> 00:18:43,556
[tense music]
500
00:18:43,636 --> 00:18:45,726
- My mom did say it's
better to spend your money
501
00:18:45,806 --> 00:18:50,646
on things that are important.
502
00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:52,146
- Hey, Lyds.
503
00:18:52,226 --> 00:18:54,316
How much do you think our
E-Watches and Bow Phones
504
00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:56,106
will sell for, hmm?
505
00:18:56,196 --> 00:18:58,906
[upbeat accordion melody]
506
00:18:58,986 --> 00:19:04,996
507
00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:07,116
- Please tell me you didn't do
any more chores, Lydia.
508
00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:10,126
- Keep your eyes closed.
It's a surprise.
509
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:12,916
Okay. Right there.
- A couple more steps.
510
00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:14,666
- You know kidnapping
is a felony, right?
511
00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:16,836
- Melody, stop
being so dramatic.
512
00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:18,756
- Okay.
Take off your blindfolds!
513
00:19:18,836 --> 00:19:20,716
- Oh, you really need to be
more grateful in your life.
514
00:19:20,796 --> 00:19:22,176
You know that?
- You just don't get it.
515
00:19:22,256 --> 00:19:23,636
You're too focused
on some awful client
516
00:19:23,716 --> 00:19:25,136
to see what's right
in front of your face.
517
00:19:25,216 --> 00:19:26,766
- Melody, we've
been through this.
518
00:19:26,846 --> 00:19:28,726
- Don't make excuses.
- Um, please, look around.
519
00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:31,726
[Vincent Perrot's
"L'amour old school"]
520
00:19:31,806 --> 00:19:33,516
521
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,526
[person singing in french]
522
00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:39,026
523
00:19:39,106 --> 00:19:40,606
- What is this?
524
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,696
- Wow.
525
00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:44,866
526
00:19:44,946 --> 00:19:47,956
- We figured if we can't go
to Paris right now...
527
00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:50,076
- We'd bring Paris to you.
528
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,376
- Oh, girls, this is so lovely.
Thank you.
529
00:19:53,456 --> 00:19:55,166
- Sick bones, sis.
530
00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:57,586
You rob a graveyard?
- [giggles]
531
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:59,376
- How did you manage
to pay for all this?
532
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,966
I'm a little afraid to ask.
533
00:20:01,046 --> 00:20:03,176
- Well, we sold
all our new stuff.
534
00:20:03,256 --> 00:20:05,676
We never even wanted it
in the first place.
535
00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:08,386
- And spending time
together like this--
536
00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:11,226
so much more valuable.
537
00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:14,646
- I couldn't imagine being in
fake Paris with anyone else.
538
00:20:14,726 --> 00:20:16,686
- Mm.
- Mm.
539
00:20:16,776 --> 00:20:19,396
- It'd be weird.
It's in our backyard.
540
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,606
[cell phone ringing]
- Oh.
541
00:20:21,696 --> 00:20:23,656
It's okay.
It's okay.
542
00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:24,946
Hi, Mr. Stone.
543
00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:26,446
Listen, you have
to stop calling me.
544
00:20:26,536 --> 00:20:29,076
- Excuse me?
- Because I don't care.
545
00:20:29,156 --> 00:20:30,326
- You don't care?
546
00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:31,916
- Ask me how much I care.
This much.
547
00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:33,626
- Elaine!
[phone beeps]
548
00:20:33,706 --> 00:20:36,206
- [scoffs]
549
00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:38,546
- That happened.
[laughter]
550
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:41,876
- Well, um, let's eat.
551
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:44,346
- Bon app�tit.
- Wow!
552
00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:47,846
This is amazing!
- [chuckles]
553
00:20:47,926 --> 00:20:50,016
- That's beautiful.
554
00:20:50,096 --> 00:21:01,316
555
00:21:01,396 --> 00:21:03,486
- Well, Lydia,
what did we learn?
556
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:04,946
- That new trends
come and go,
557
00:21:05,026 --> 00:21:07,576
but we'll always have
each other and fake Paris.
558
00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:13,826
559
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,586
So what do we want to rate
this experiment?
560
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:20,376
- $2 out of $10?
One for each of us.
561
00:21:20,456 --> 00:21:21,716
- Make it $5.
562
00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:25,466
We need to adjust
for inflation.
563
00:21:25,546 --> 00:21:28,056
- Do you even know
what that means?
564
00:21:28,136 --> 00:21:29,466
- No idea.
565
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:36,646
566
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:41,246
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