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[dog barking]
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[alarm clock ringing]
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- [groans]
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[upbeat music]
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[alarm clock beeping]
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[grunts]
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- (BOTH) Here we go.
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- You look adorable.
- This is so embarrassing.
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Who still takes these
photos in grade seven?
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- You know resistance
is futile against Baba.
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Just smile.
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- Mom, just take the picture!
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- Do you think kids
still take pictures like this
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in grade seven?
- Why wouldn't they?
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They're adorable.
- OK, eat your muffin fast.
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This is your first time
going to school by yourself.
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And I don't want us
both to be late.
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- Oh, looks good.
Can I have some?
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- Melody!
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- Oh, girls.
- Give that back!
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- Here, all yours.
Ah!
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- Ugh!
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Why do you always
have to be so gross?
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- Stop!
- To annoy you.
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What's your excuse?
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- Out, out, out!
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I love you so much!
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- (ON PHONE) Hello?
- Elaine Goldblatt here.
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Can I help you?
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- You love me?
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- Did I say I love you?
I meant my daughters.
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[laughs] That shouldn't have
been on--on the phone.
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[bell rings]
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[chatter]
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- Oh, Lydia Goldblatt!
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- Julie Graham-Chang!
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- (BOTH) I've missed you!
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- It's been so long
since yesterday.
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- [sighs] Can you believe it?
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New school, new start.
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This is our chance to
finally become popular.
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- Counterpoint--
what if we didn't?
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Popularity is just a social
construct created by cool kids
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to make people feel bad
just for being themselves.
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- That's why we have
to become popular.
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So we don't feel bad
about being ourselves.
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- But that's exactly what--
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never mind.
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- Come on, how bad could it be?
You get to make new friends.
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- But I already--
- Friends who aren't me.
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And I'll finally get
a solo in the school play,
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because only popular girls
get the lead.
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- Really?
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That's the only reason Sage
gets the lead every year?
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- What do people see in her?
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She's so fake.
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- Lydia, hey!
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- Sage!
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Just talking about how
excited I am to see you.
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How was your summer?
- I spent it at an orphanage.
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- I'm so sorry!
- Oh my goodness!
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- Oh! [laughs]
No, my parents aren't dead.
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I'm playing Annie at Stratford.
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I was just really
getting into character.
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You know, those orphans,
they're the real heroes.
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- Hmm.
Well, Stratford's nice.
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But you're in the
big leagues, now.
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You're going to have
to get through me
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if you want the lead
in the school play.
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- [laughs]
That'd be a fun change.
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You know,
seventh time's the charm.
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Julie, I love your outfit.
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I had the same one
when I was five.
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Bye, guys.
See you later.
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- Huh.
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It's fun how her
compliments cause pain.
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- You know what?
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I'm not going to let her
throw us off our game.
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We are going to absolutely
crush middle school.
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We got this.
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[both laughing]
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Whoo!
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- Yeah.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, yeah
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All right
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Oh, yeah
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[cheerful music]
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- Is that who I think it is?
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- She's adorable, right?
- She's just so amazing.
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- She's like the most perfect--
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- Uh, is it just me,
or is everyone staring at us?
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- They must sense our
unmistakable appeal.
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It's all happening, Jules.
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- She's like a literal angel.
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- Thanks, Henry.
That's a little much--
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- Uh, Lydia, move.
You're in the way.
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- What do you--
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[upbeat rock music]
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- Who is--
- That?
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- I heard Addison bathes
in imported water.
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It's true.
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- I heard Addison took
a personality test,
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and it just said perfect.
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- I am Dimitri.
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I just moved here from Greece.
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Some of my passions and
hobbies include weaving--
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- Yeah, yeah.
What about Addison?
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- Lydia!
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I'm Julie.
- A pleasure to make
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your acquaintance, Julie.
- Next!
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- I heard Addison is
Florence Anglade's sister,
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of the Maple School
Middle Anglades.
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She's practically royalty.
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- Whoa.
- Wait, who are you?
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- I'm Lydia Goldblatt, and
this is Julie Graham-Chang.
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- Uh, Morgan.
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Editor-in-chief of
the Manatee Mirror.
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- Ooh.
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- So what's your story?
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Are you the child of a
high-powered politician
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trying out normal life?
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A journalist pretending to be a
middle schooler for an expos�?
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- Nope, just two fearless girls
trying to make
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our mark on Mapleview Middle.
[laughs]
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- Ugh.
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- OK.
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- This is all wrong, Julie.
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Addison is a whole
other level than Sage.
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I never factored in
another tier of popularity.
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- Excuse me, Goldbladder.
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"Urine" my way.
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- Mike Cavalleri,
aren't you supposed
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to be at Troubled Child
Military Academy or something?
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- Oh, missed you too.
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But don't worry,
because you're going
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to get to see me every day
for the next two years!
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All right.
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Bye-bye now.
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- Ugh.
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He's the worst.
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- You think that's bad?
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Try living with him.
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[romantic chimes]
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He's my little brother.
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Half-brother.
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- Uh-huh.
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- [laughs]
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- Lydia?
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Lyd--Lydia.
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- Hmm?
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- I'm Chuck.
- You're related to Mike?
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I--I guess it's like
how humans share half
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their DNA with fungal growths.
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I'm Lydia. [chuckles]
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This is Julie.
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- So you're the infamous
Lydia Goldblatt.
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Mike never said
you were this funny.
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- [laughs] Wait,
what did he say about me?
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- Just thought there
was some incident
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in grade three, something
about being a Goldbladder.
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- You know what?
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Let's not repeat
spurious rumors.
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- Don't worry.
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I take everything he says
with a grain of salt.
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See you guys later.
- All right.
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See you.
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- [laughs nervously]
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- Are you OK?
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- Julie, I can't spend
the rest of my life
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being known as Goldbladder.
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We need to change
our reputation.
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- We?
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- No more.
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[humming]
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Ow!
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You and me and a cup of joe.
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[door clicks]
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- Julie and Lydia
have been kidnapped!
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- What?
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- We don't know that,
but they could have been.
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- OK.
All right.
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Shush, shush, shush, shush,
shush, shush, shush, shush.
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Alex, James, is this
because the girls walked
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to school by themselves today?
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- No, don't be ridiculous.
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- I mean--I mean, who's
ever really ready to--
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- OK, zip it.
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I get it, all right?
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I was the exact same way when
Melody first walked to school.
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But look at her, right?
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She turned out OK.
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It's important to give the
kids a sense of independence.
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They need to individuate.
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- OK.
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- Individuate.
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- I learned that
on the internet.
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- OK.
You know what?
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You're right.
You're right.
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- I am right.
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- [sighs] Thanks, Elaine.
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We really--
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- What?
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- --needed this.
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- Hey, that's mine.
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Aw.
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[bell rings]
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[chatter]
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- Is this seat taken?
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Oh, I love your shoes.
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- Oh, thank you.
- And your necklace.
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And your outfit, and your
hair, and everything about you.
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- I can't believe Sage
already got the role
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of Addison's best friend.
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- What am I, the ghost
of chopped liver?
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- I would tattoo
your face on my face.
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You know that.
The moment I turn 18.
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[air horn blares]
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- Welcome, students,
returning and new.
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I'm Principal Larocque, AKA--
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DJ Larocque, Paper,
Sci-Sci-Sci-Scissors!
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[air horn blares]
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As part of our
Welcome Week events,
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we are announcing a
T-shirt design contest.
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This is definitely
about school spirit,
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and not about complaints
that our shirts are outdated.
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Two finalists will be chosen
to model their designs
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in a fashion show.
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Our judges will be our very own
Manatee Mirror editor
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Morgan Mackenzie, and the
girl who's already
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secured the cover of
our Top 13 Under 13 edition,
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Addison Anglade.
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[applause]
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- We just started
middle school.
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How is she already
judging contests?
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- We need to figure
out what made
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Addison so instantly popular.
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- OK, everyone.
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Settle down.
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I hope you all
had a nice summer.
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Everyone needs a good
break, whether from school
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or work or marriage.
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[chuckles] Today's lesson
is on the scientific method.
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Have you ever
encountered a problem
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that you didn't
know how to solve,
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like how does a
light bulb work,
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or where did that spark go?
[laughs]
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That is the surefire way
of finding the answer.
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Ask a question, do your
research, form a hypothesis,
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test your hypothesis,
analyze your data,
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and draw conclusions.
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- (WHISPERING) Are you
thinking what I'm thinking?
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- Ms. Lawrence is going
through something?
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- This is how we're
going to become popular.
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By doing science.
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[upbeat music]
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As the scientific
method advises,
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first we ask a question.
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But what question, exactly?
264
00:09:12,808 --> 00:09:14,478
- Oh!
265
00:09:14,558 --> 00:09:16,388
If you get sucked into a black
hole, do you die or never die?
266
00:09:16,478 --> 00:09:18,058
- Maybe for another day.
267
00:09:18,148 --> 00:09:22,278
But Sage was obsessed
with Addison's wardrobe.
268
00:09:22,358 --> 00:09:25,898
So what if we asked,
269
00:09:25,988 --> 00:09:30,198
does being fashionable
make you popular?
270
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,698
- I sure hope not.
271
00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:33,578
- Well, we have the
perfect way to test it out.
272
00:09:33,658 --> 00:09:35,248
Addison is judging
the T-shirt contest.
273
00:09:35,328 --> 00:09:37,538
So maybe if we get
her fashion approval,
274
00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,578
we'll be popular too.
275
00:09:38,668 --> 00:09:39,578
- Seems logical.
276
00:09:39,668 --> 00:09:40,878
- Then we are agreed.
277
00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:44,338
Step one, design
an iconic T-shirt.
278
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:48,798
Step two, impress the
school at the fashion show.
279
00:09:48,878 --> 00:09:51,718
Step three, win the competition
280
00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:53,638
and become more popular
than Addison!
281
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,848
[toy squeaks]
282
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,388
- OK.
283
00:09:57,478 --> 00:10:00,518
Well, I see no flaws
with this plan,
284
00:10:00,608 --> 00:10:02,768
other than its
amoral objective.
285
00:10:02,858 --> 00:10:06,108
We just need something unique
but relatable, and super cool.
286
00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,698
I got it.
287
00:10:08,778 --> 00:10:10,198
- Too literal.
288
00:10:10,278 --> 00:10:11,318
- How about butterflies?
289
00:10:11,408 --> 00:10:12,448
- I don't trust them.
290
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,038
Who chooses to leave a cocoon?
291
00:10:15,118 --> 00:10:16,538
- Maybe more unicorn?
292
00:10:16,618 --> 00:10:18,708
- I think we're good
on the unicorn front.
293
00:10:18,788 --> 00:10:20,538
Bees, dogs, strawberries?
294
00:10:20,628 --> 00:10:21,958
- We're allergic
to those things.
295
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,878
- Oh, yeah.
- Wait! That's it.
296
00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,168
Allergies!
297
00:10:25,248 --> 00:10:27,508
- Unique and relatable.
298
00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:29,468
- (BOTH) It's perfect!
299
00:10:29,548 --> 00:10:30,468
- Oh.
300
00:10:30,548 --> 00:10:31,928
- [laughs] Ow.
301
00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:33,928
[upbeat music]
302
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:34,928
- Good morning.
303
00:10:35,008 --> 00:10:36,018
Your hair's up.
304
00:10:36,098 --> 00:10:37,598
You never wear your hair up.
305
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,268
- Why are you making such
a big deal out of this?
306
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,558
- Well, you're the one that
said that ponytails were
307
00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:41,978
against your personal brand.
308
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,568
It's just a surprise
to me, that's all.
309
00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:49,198
[distant horn honking]
310
00:10:49,278 --> 00:10:50,818
- What?
311
00:10:50,908 --> 00:10:52,528
- Bet you weren't
expecting that either.
312
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:53,948
- What is all of this?
313
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,198
Did you dye your hair black?
314
00:10:55,278 --> 00:10:57,118
And all of your
clothes as well?
315
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,328
- It's nothing, Elaine.
316
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,168
- Elaine, huh?
317
00:11:01,248 --> 00:11:04,668
- Can I have my lunch?
318
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,338
I'm vegan now.
319
00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:09,008
I don't want it.
320
00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:12,588
Are you coming?
321
00:11:12,678 --> 00:11:14,258
[door clicks open]
322
00:11:14,348 --> 00:11:16,428
- Well, if you see
my daughter,
323
00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:18,678
just tell her
I love her so much.
324
00:11:18,768 --> 00:11:20,018
[door slams]
325
00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:21,518
- Whoa.
326
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,848
- [shaky breathing] Our
children have joined a cult.
327
00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:25,398
- What?
- A cult?
328
00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:26,938
- OK, I don't know
that for sure.
329
00:11:27,018 --> 00:11:28,608
But they could have,
because Melody came
330
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,738
downstairs dressed like she
was going to my funeral,
331
00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:31,778
and Lydia--
332
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,948
Lydia's wearing a ponytail!
333
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,278
I'm in a crisis!
334
00:11:36,368 --> 00:11:37,738
- Elaine, it sounds normal.
335
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:39,118
- What?
336
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,618
- Listen, it's like
you said yesterday.
337
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,158
It's important that
they individuate.
338
00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:44,378
- OK, but are you really
going to trust a website
339
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,038
that just makes up words?
340
00:11:46,128 --> 00:11:47,418
Before you know it,
they're going
341
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,748
to be experimenting
with tattoos
342
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,548
and getting pen
pals with guys named
343
00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:52,008
Beef Tank from Cell Block D.
344
00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:53,588
- Beef Tank?
- Tattoos?
345
00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:55,218
- That's serious.
346
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,218
- What do we do?
347
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,008
- Well, it's obvious.
348
00:11:58,098 --> 00:12:00,768
We have to stage
an intervention.
349
00:12:03,185 --> 00:12:06,735
- (BOTH) One, two, three!
350
00:12:06,815 --> 00:12:08,605
- I forgot about
your leather allergy.
351
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,235
- So did my dads,
when they bought me
352
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,815
that Lady Gaga costume.
353
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,575
Ugh, rough Halloween.
354
00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:17,285
- These allergy shirts
are genius, Jules.
355
00:12:17,365 --> 00:12:19,615
- Hey, Addison.
- Hey.
356
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,325
- Whoa.
357
00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:23,585
Is it just me,
or does time slow down
358
00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:24,955
when she enters a room?
359
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,505
- She looks so cool.
360
00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:29,215
- So do we.
361
00:12:29,295 --> 00:12:31,375
- Yeah, maybe on Planet Dork.
362
00:12:31,465 --> 00:12:34,805
[laughs]
363
00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:37,135
- Maybe we went about
this the wrong way.
364
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,725
We made shirts we used
to think were cool.
365
00:12:39,805 --> 00:12:41,475
- You mean like
10 seconds ago,
366
00:12:41,555 --> 00:12:45,765
when you said these shirts
are genius?
367
00:12:45,855 --> 00:12:48,645
- We need shirts that reflect
the new versions of ourselves.
368
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:52,815
You know, versions that like
everything Addison likes.
369
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,525
- How about an
I Heart New Dork shirt?
370
00:12:55,615 --> 00:12:56,535
- Get out of here, Mike!
371
00:12:56,615 --> 00:12:58,825
[tense music]
372
00:12:58,905 --> 00:12:59,825
Ugh, Sage.
373
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,865
What a stalker.
374
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,205
- Um...
375
00:13:03,285 --> 00:13:05,665
- This isn't stalking,
this is observing.
376
00:13:05,745 --> 00:13:06,955
For science.
377
00:13:07,045 --> 00:13:08,415
Ready?
378
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:09,915
- OK.
379
00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:14,585
- OK. Uh, it looks like
she has a shiny notebook.
380
00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:16,635
Backpack with an A on it.
381
00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:21,305
Looks like there's a water
bottle, some argyle print.
382
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,265
I don't know, that's--
that's all I can see.
383
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,645
How'd we do?
384
00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:25,805
- It's a lot to fit
into one T-Shirt.
385
00:13:25,895 --> 00:13:27,685
But uh, I think I got it all.
386
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,605
- Hmm.
387
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,065
[gasps]
388
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,105
(WHISPERING) You'd better
let me do all the talking.
389
00:13:34,195 --> 00:13:37,825
- (WHISPERING) I don't think
me talking was ever an option.
390
00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:38,945
- Welcome.
391
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,285
We're excited to
see your design.
392
00:13:40,365 --> 00:13:41,955
- Hello, esteemed judges.
393
00:13:42,035 --> 00:13:45,415
This shirt is inspired by
modern middle school-ism
394
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,535
and the current school climate.
395
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,085
One could say it's a vibe.
396
00:13:50,165 --> 00:13:51,375
- [chuckles]
397
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,625
- Can you just
show us the shirt?
398
00:13:53,715 --> 00:13:56,385
- Certainly.
399
00:13:56,465 --> 00:13:58,755
- [gags]
400
00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:00,765
- Oh!
401
00:14:00,845 --> 00:14:02,175
Oh, wow.
402
00:14:02,265 --> 00:14:06,095
- Uh, what does--what
does the A stand for?
403
00:14:06,185 --> 00:14:09,395
- Abscessed.
- Academics.
404
00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:12,775
- Abscessed with academics.
405
00:14:12,855 --> 00:14:13,775
- Yeah, OK.
406
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:15,155
Well, uh, we'll be in touch.
407
00:14:15,235 --> 00:14:17,365
- OK.
[giggles]
408
00:14:17,445 --> 00:14:18,655
- You can go, you know.
409
00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,155
- [chuckles]
410
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,905
- Mm-hmm.
411
00:14:23,995 --> 00:14:25,955
- That was bad.
412
00:14:26,035 --> 00:14:27,995
- You don't know it was bad.
413
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,165
The judges were hard to read.
414
00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,375
- I think I saw Morgan gag.
415
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,375
- It's really anyone's
to win, in my opinion.
416
00:14:33,465 --> 00:14:34,795
The fact that we
haven't heard a verdict
417
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,545
already means
they're thinking
418
00:14:36,635 --> 00:14:38,135
long and hard about their
decision.
419
00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:40,305
- (ON SPEAKER) Attention,
Mapleview Middle!
420
00:14:40,385 --> 00:14:42,885
With the fastest decision
in Mapleview history,
421
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,845
we have our top two
T-shirt finalists.
422
00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:49,975
Your finalists are Sage
Kennedy and Mike Cavalleri!
423
00:14:50,065 --> 00:14:51,565
- Yeah!
424
00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:53,065
- Maybe they made room
for a third shirt.
425
00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:56,105
- Congratulations to those
two and those two only.
426
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,065
- This baby's taking me
all the way to the top!
427
00:14:59,155 --> 00:15:01,365
- It's so perfect.
428
00:15:01,445 --> 00:15:07,245
- Am I crazy or does that
shirt just say shirt?
429
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:09,575
- [sighs] Why didn't
Addison like the shirt
430
00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:12,085
that was inspired by her?
431
00:15:12,165 --> 00:15:13,875
Where did we go wrong?
432
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:18,215
- Well, I'd maybe not tell her
she inspired that monstrosity.
433
00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:20,345
Besides, I think we
were on to something
434
00:15:20,425 --> 00:15:21,595
with these allergy shirts.
435
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:23,675
- But they wouldn't have won.
436
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:24,675
- How do you know?
437
00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:26,055
We never showed them.
438
00:15:26,135 --> 00:15:29,305
Maybe our gut instinct
would have paid off.
439
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,935
- You're right.
440
00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:32,725
We were so busy chasing
the idea of what
441
00:15:32,815 --> 00:15:34,775
we thought Addison
would like,
442
00:15:34,855 --> 00:15:36,605
we never gave our
design a chance.
443
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:38,025
- We?
444
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,945
- If J. Robert Oppenheimer
stayed a professor
445
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,195
and didn't follow his gut,
he never would
446
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,735
have invented the atom bomb.
447
00:15:44,825 --> 00:15:46,905
- Not the example
I would have gone with,
448
00:15:46,995 --> 00:15:48,825
but you're in the neighborhood.
449
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:53,035
[chuckles] Hmm.
450
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:56,545
The more I look at it,
the more I kind of like it.
451
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,545
- We need to burn
that immediately.
452
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,335
- What if I wear it?
- Please don't.
453
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:02,465
That's so embarrassing.
Stop.
454
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:06,269
[air horn blares]
455
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:07,817
- DJ Larocque in the hizzy!
456
00:16:07,897 --> 00:16:10,777
Make some noise!
457
00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:13,777
[scattered applause]
458
00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,407
[air horn blares]
459
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:20,167
[michi's "live it up"]
460
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,917
- I have something to show you.
461
00:16:21,997 --> 00:16:24,247
- Me too!
462
00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:27,207
- Your first finalist is
so fashion, it's scary.
463
00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:29,927
Give it up for Mike Cavalleri!
464
00:16:30,007 --> 00:16:31,967
[cheering, applause]
465
00:16:32,047 --> 00:16:35,217
- Let the summer
breeze hold you
466
00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:37,307
Let the music control you
467
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,677
It's hot, hot, live it up
468
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:44,017
Let the summer
breeze hold you
469
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:46,437
[camera clicks]
470
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,527
- Clap!
471
00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:52,357
[camera clicks]
472
00:16:52,447 --> 00:16:55,907
- It's hot, hot,
live it up
473
00:16:55,987 --> 00:16:57,577
[camera clicks]
474
00:16:57,657 --> 00:16:59,827
- And you may recognize
this next finalist
475
00:16:59,907 --> 00:17:03,077
from her titular role as Annie!
476
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,337
Did we say they could
write their own intros?
477
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:10,967
Give it up for Sage Kennedy!
478
00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:12,377
- Yeah, Sage!
479
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:15,297
[applause]
480
00:17:15,387 --> 00:17:19,467
[camera clicks]
481
00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:22,807
- It's fine, if you're
into that kind of thing.
482
00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:26,267
[camera clicks]
483
00:17:26,357 --> 00:17:28,107
- Sage!
484
00:17:28,187 --> 00:17:31,357
- They've got nothing
on our shirts.
485
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:33,907
- They absolutely don't!
486
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,157
- No, no, no!
487
00:17:35,237 --> 00:17:36,197
- Come on.
488
00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:37,657
- I was just humoring you!
489
00:17:37,737 --> 00:17:39,907
No, no, no.
490
00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:43,667
- You missed one entry!
491
00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:46,707
- It's hot, hot,
live it up
492
00:17:46,787 --> 00:17:48,747
Let the summer
breeze hold you
493
00:17:48,837 --> 00:17:50,207
[camera clicking]
494
00:17:50,297 --> 00:17:52,667
Let the music control you,
it's hot, hot
495
00:17:52,757 --> 00:17:56,297
- This is not part of the show.
Do not encourage them.
496
00:17:56,387 --> 00:17:59,467
[camera clicking]
497
00:17:59,557 --> 00:18:02,057
- [vocalizing]
498
00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:11,277
[camera clicking]
499
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,737
[music stops]
500
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,397
- Huh?
Oh, no.
501
00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:15,407
Lydia!
502
00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:16,657
[camera clicks]
503
00:18:16,737 --> 00:18:18,327
[whimpering]
504
00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:21,657
- Two deluded students
ruin things for all.
505
00:18:21,747 --> 00:18:23,577
The headline writes itself.
506
00:18:23,657 --> 00:18:30,127
[crowd booing]
507
00:18:30,207 --> 00:18:32,047
[both laughing nervously]
508
00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:33,047
- It's the other way.
509
00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:34,087
- That's the wrong way.
510
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,087
That's the wrong way.
511
00:18:35,177 --> 00:18:36,547
- Go that way.
512
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:37,927
- That was not an entry.
513
00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:40,217
Uh, ignore everything
you've just seen.
514
00:18:40,307 --> 00:18:41,887
[air horn blares]
515
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,927
I want you both to write an
essay about how what you did
516
00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:45,227
wasn't cool.
- But--
517
00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:46,477
- Bup, bup, bup!
518
00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:48,017
I don't want to
hear any excuses.
519
00:18:48,097 --> 00:18:50,567
- I was just going to
say I enjoyed
520
00:18:50,647 --> 00:18:52,437
your DJ set,
Principal Larocque.
521
00:18:52,527 --> 00:18:54,317
- Really?
It was good, wasn't it?
522
00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:55,737
- So good.
523
00:18:55,817 --> 00:18:57,027
- I felt very in
the zone today.
524
00:18:57,107 --> 00:18:58,987
OK, fine.
One essay.
525
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,487
You can share.
526
00:19:00,577 --> 00:19:01,947
Just make sure to tell
your friends about
527
00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:05,157
DJ Larocque, Paper, Scissors.
528
00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:07,167
- Will do.
- All right.
529
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,457
[sighs]
530
00:19:09,537 --> 00:19:11,707
- Hey, do you girls
have a second?
531
00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:13,247
- Uh, us?
[laughs]
532
00:19:13,337 --> 00:19:15,877
- As in, us?
533
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,547
- I love your shirts.
534
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,087
I have a gluten allergy,
535
00:19:19,177 --> 00:19:20,427
and I've always been
a bit embarrassed.
536
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,677
It's so cool how
you embrace yours.
537
00:19:22,757 --> 00:19:23,717
Do you think you
could make me one?
538
00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:27,227
- (LOUDLY) Totally!
539
00:19:27,307 --> 00:19:30,307
I mean, yeah, we could do
something about that, yeah.
540
00:19:30,397 --> 00:19:33,147
- Great.
I'll see you girls around.
541
00:19:33,227 --> 00:19:34,397
- Bye.
542
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:38,407
- [laughs]
543
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:40,697
[triumphant music]
544
00:19:40,777 --> 00:19:42,407
[both squeal]
545
00:19:42,487 --> 00:19:43,867
- I pulled this
intervention letter up
546
00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:45,657
from YouTube, actually.
It just--
547
00:19:45,747 --> 00:19:46,907
[door squeaks open]
- Hey, Mom.
548
00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:48,247
- They're here.
They're here.
549
00:19:48,327 --> 00:19:49,667
- Let's go.
- Hey, dads.
550
00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:51,327
What's going on here?
551
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,877
- Melody, Lydia, I want to
talk to you about something.
552
00:19:53,957 --> 00:19:58,467
- Ooh, cookies!
553
00:19:58,547 --> 00:20:01,137
- Can we go shopping
this weekend?
554
00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:02,297
- Ooh, I want to come.
555
00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:03,847
- Oh, uh, me too.
556
00:20:03,927 --> 00:20:05,267
- Me three.
- What?
557
00:20:05,347 --> 00:20:06,597
- Me four?
558
00:20:06,677 --> 00:20:08,097
- Why are you all
sitting like this?
559
00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:09,597
What is this, an
intervention or something?
560
00:20:09,687 --> 00:20:11,437
- [laughs]
- No!
561
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:13,187
That's so cute.
- You're so silly.
562
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:14,607
- You're adorable.
We would never--
563
00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:16,857
[nervous chatter]
--do an intervention.
564
00:20:16,937 --> 00:20:18,447
There'd be better
cookies, for one.
565
00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:20,157
[nervous chatter]
566
00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:21,947
That's a strong word, and I'm
proud of you for that much.
567
00:20:22,027 --> 00:20:24,777
I'm so proud of you.
- Melody!
568
00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:27,697
- OK.
569
00:20:27,787 --> 00:20:29,747
- Hmm.
OK, bye!
570
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,877
[door slams]
571
00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:33,667
- See?
This is what I told you.
572
00:20:33,747 --> 00:20:35,297
They're trying out
new behaviors
573
00:20:35,377 --> 00:20:39,877
to assert who they are.
574
00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:41,927
[crunching]
575
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,597
- Addison,
incredible statement.
576
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,507
Uh, can I get a soundbite
about what wearing your flaws
577
00:20:45,597 --> 00:20:46,557
means to you?
578
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:47,677
- Of course.
579
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:48,807
I just wanted to
put a spotlight
580
00:20:48,887 --> 00:20:50,597
on this very human condition.
581
00:20:50,687 --> 00:20:52,557
- You're so brave.
582
00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:55,227
- They have no idea
we made it, do they?
583
00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:56,977
- None whatsoever.
584
00:20:57,067 --> 00:20:58,437
- [sighs]
585
00:20:58,527 --> 00:21:01,447
[gentle music]
586
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,237
587
00:21:03,317 --> 00:21:06,197
Well, we may not be any
closer to popularity--
588
00:21:06,277 --> 00:21:09,367
- But we did make
Addison more popular.
589
00:21:09,447 --> 00:21:12,367
And we learned to chase
your own idea of cool,
590
00:21:12,457 --> 00:21:14,247
and not someone else's.
591
00:21:14,327 --> 00:21:15,627
- All scientists fail.
592
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,957
It took the Wright brothers
1,000 tries
593
00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:19,457
to get the plane right.
594
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:22,257
That means we have
999 tries to go.
595
00:21:22,337 --> 00:21:24,137
- Hmm.
596
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,637
- Well, Julie, what would
you rate this experiment?
597
00:21:26,717 --> 00:21:29,807
- I give this experiment
8 catwalks out of 10.
598
00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:32,187
Although, for the record,
one is enough for me.
599
00:21:32,267 --> 00:21:34,267
[both laugh]
600
00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:38,227
- Wonder what experiment
we'll do next.
601
00:21:38,317 --> 00:21:45,407
602
00:21:45,457 --> 00:21:50,007
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