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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,263 --> 00:00:21,225 "You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard." 2 00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:25,688 "All around you are carcasses of slain ice dwarfs." 3 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:29,317 "Melt wizard." 4 00:00:32,111 --> 00:00:34,405 "What do you wanna melt him with?" 5 00:00:34,447 --> 00:00:37,909 - Josh! - What do ya think I wanna melt him with? 6 00:00:37,951 --> 00:00:41,037 - I told you to take out the garbage. - Just a second! 7 00:00:41,329 --> 00:00:43,623 "Throw thermal..." 8 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:47,543 - Didn't you hear what your mother said? - One minute! 9 00:00:47,585 --> 00:00:49,671 Joshua Baskin! 10 00:00:51,631 --> 00:00:54,717 "Your hesitancy has cost you dearly." 11 00:00:56,052 --> 00:01:01,683 "The wizard, sensing your apprehension, unleashes a fatal bolt from the ice sceptre." 12 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:05,270 "With luck, you will thaw in several million years." 13 00:01:05,937 --> 00:01:08,231 Great. 14 00:01:16,281 --> 00:01:19,409 Come on! Josh, it's starting to stink up the place! 15 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:21,536 OK, OK, OK! 16 00:01:23,288 --> 00:01:27,959 "Take the garbage out." Every day... "Take the garbage out." There! 17 00:01:28,001 --> 00:01:32,505 The teams are getting led into the field and the crowds are going crazy. 18 00:01:32,547 --> 00:01:36,217 Wait. The Yankees' star pitcher is coming outta the bull pen! 19 00:01:36,259 --> 00:01:38,886 And the crowds are going crazy! 20 00:01:38,928 --> 00:01:41,055 - Is Billy there? - In the back. 21 00:01:41,097 --> 00:01:43,391 Rick Rowden is on the mound. 22 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:49,314 He looks into the catcher's mitt, shakes off the first signal, takes the curve. 23 00:01:49,355 --> 00:01:52,525 He wipes the sweat off his brow, leans back and fires. 24 00:01:54,027 --> 00:01:55,820 Yeah! 25 00:01:55,862 --> 00:01:58,990 Goodbye, Mr Spalding! 26 00:02:00,783 --> 00:02:03,286 Here, here. 27 00:02:03,328 --> 00:02:06,247 Got it. Need it. Need it. Got it. 28 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:12,503 Do you ever go by Simpkins' desk when she's grading papers? 29 00:02:12,545 --> 00:02:15,465 When she leans over, you can see right down her shirt. 30 00:02:15,506 --> 00:02:17,634 - No! - I swear to God. 31 00:02:17,675 --> 00:02:21,220 - Bra? - No, she's got one of those undershirt things. 32 00:02:21,262 --> 00:02:27,977 So if you get real close to the board, you can see all the way down to her flowers. 33 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,815 Gimme your gum. 34 00:02:34,233 --> 00:02:36,945 Need it. Got it. Got it. Need it... 35 00:02:38,613 --> 00:02:41,658 Oh, my God. It's Cynthia! 36 00:02:41,908 --> 00:02:45,912 How did a geek like Freddie Benson get a sister like that? 37 00:02:45,954 --> 00:02:48,373 Beats me. 38 00:02:53,253 --> 00:02:55,338 Hi, Josh. 39 00:02:57,465 --> 00:03:01,302 - Hi. - Oh, my God. It's Billy. 40 00:03:01,928 --> 00:03:06,099 - He says hi. - Come on, Miss Cheapo. A quarter! 41 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:08,101 Unbelievable! 42 00:03:09,018 --> 00:03:12,438 God! She likes you. I know she likes you. I'll find out, OK? 43 00:03:39,215 --> 00:03:42,760 Call me after supper. Remember about Cynthia. 44 00:03:42,802 --> 00:03:46,598 Don't worry! I'm as interested as you are. 45 00:03:48,683 --> 00:03:53,354 - So? Will you tell me? - You're in. 46 00:03:53,396 --> 00:03:56,816 - What do ya mean, I'm in? - Cynthia Benson! 47 00:03:56,858 --> 00:04:00,403 - What about her? - Are you ready for this? 48 00:04:00,445 --> 00:04:04,532 - She doesn't like Barry any more. - So? 49 00:04:04,574 --> 00:04:07,577 What do ya mean, "So?" That's it - she's available! 50 00:04:07,619 --> 00:04:11,080 - Billy, it doesn't mean... - Josh? 51 00:04:13,958 --> 00:04:17,879 Hey! It's after midnight. Now say good night to Billy. 52 00:04:17,921 --> 00:04:20,340 Good night, Billy. I gotta go. 53 00:04:20,381 --> 00:04:23,217 Good night, Mrs Baskin! 54 00:04:24,844 --> 00:04:26,971 Sweet dreams! 55 00:04:43,613 --> 00:04:46,282 OK, I'm ready. 56 00:04:47,784 --> 00:04:52,330 - One more try. - OK, honey. Big smile! 57 00:04:53,539 --> 00:04:55,833 Good! 58 00:04:56,918 --> 00:04:59,254 "Wimpy"! Better luck next time. 59 00:04:59,295 --> 00:05:03,675 Let me get one more try. Please? I can't live with "Wimpy"! 60 00:05:09,138 --> 00:05:11,349 Are you sure you wanna go on this, son? 61 00:05:11,641 --> 00:05:14,602 - Yeah. - No, I don't know about this one, Bob. 62 00:05:14,644 --> 00:05:19,148 - No, this looks too scary. - It's OK. 63 00:05:19,899 --> 00:05:23,736 - Oh, my God! - I told you. He doesn't wanna go on it. 64 00:05:24,862 --> 00:05:27,949 - You don't have to go on it if you don't... - No, no. 65 00:05:27,991 --> 00:05:31,452 It's just that I wanna go on myself. 66 00:05:31,494 --> 00:05:35,373 - You do? - Yeah. I think it's something... 67 00:05:35,415 --> 00:05:38,751 - Yeah, I think it's something I should do. - Great. 68 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:42,046 Why don't we meet you at the Ferris wheel? 69 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:44,924 Half-hour. 70 00:05:45,174 --> 00:05:47,260 Excuse me. 71 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,396 Sal threw up on the other ride. 72 00:06:05,069 --> 00:06:08,239 - Josh? - Hi. 73 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,284 Have you been on this before? 74 00:06:11,326 --> 00:06:13,286 - This? - Yeah. 75 00:06:13,328 --> 00:06:16,331 - Yes. - Is it scary? 76 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:18,917 Yes. 77 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:21,961 Are you here alone? 78 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:23,171 Yes. 79 00:06:24,964 --> 00:06:28,343 - Look. Aren't those your parents? - Where? 80 00:06:28,384 --> 00:06:30,637 - Right over there. - Smile! 81 00:06:33,765 --> 00:06:35,516 Why, yes. 82 00:06:35,558 --> 00:06:37,602 - Hey. Who's this? - Josh Baskin. 83 00:06:37,644 --> 00:06:39,938 - How're you doin'? - This is Derek. 84 00:06:39,979 --> 00:06:41,689 He drives. 85 00:06:42,523 --> 00:06:44,984 - Next. - Go ahead. 86 00:06:45,985 --> 00:06:48,321 - Go ahead! - Yo, next! 87 00:06:51,491 --> 00:06:55,912 Read this sign. "You must be at least this big to ride this ride." 88 00:06:55,954 --> 00:06:58,706 Hey, I don't make the rules. 89 00:06:58,748 --> 00:07:00,375 Next! 90 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:02,085 Next! 91 00:07:02,126 --> 00:07:04,545 Well, it's a stupid rule. 92 00:07:04,587 --> 00:07:07,257 Look, why don't you try the kiddie wheel? 93 00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:15,181 See you, Josh. 94 00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:01,477 "Drop 25 cents here." 95 00:08:12,864 --> 00:08:14,949 Come on! 96 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:24,626 Work! Work! 97 00:08:37,221 --> 00:08:39,599 Neat! 98 00:08:53,321 --> 00:08:55,323 Make my wish... 99 00:08:55,365 --> 00:08:57,367 Right. 100 00:08:57,408 --> 00:08:59,494 I wish I were big. 101 00:09:22,392 --> 00:09:24,477 "Your wish is granted." 102 00:10:20,992 --> 00:10:23,828 Honey, you'll wake up your brother. 103 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:26,289 Come on, come on. You sleep with me. 104 00:10:35,381 --> 00:10:39,677 Easy, dog! Easy! Don't make me do it. I'm only part-time. 105 00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:40,762 Sorry! 106 00:10:43,348 --> 00:10:45,433 Josh! 107 00:10:52,941 --> 00:10:55,026 What? 108 00:10:55,818 --> 00:10:58,947 It's 7.30! Are you up? 109 00:11:02,742 --> 00:11:08,039 Come on, sleepyhead! You're gonna miss the bus, and I can't drive you today! 110 00:12:03,303 --> 00:12:06,180 What does he do in his sleep? 111 00:12:24,907 --> 00:12:28,411 Honey? I put out some clean clothes. 112 00:12:28,453 --> 00:12:31,664 Bring down your dungarees and stuff for the laundry, OK? 113 00:12:31,706 --> 00:12:34,083 OK. 114 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:38,963 - Are you getting a cold, Josh? - No! I'm fine. 115 00:12:43,718 --> 00:12:48,222 He's got a cold. Now Rachel's gonna get a cold, I'm gonna get a cold... 116 00:12:57,941 --> 00:12:59,859 Oh, my God! 117 00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:03,821 - Breakfast is ready, Josh! - Be right there! 118 00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:22,715 Josh! Hurry up! Your eggs are getting cold. 119 00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:29,514 Hold this. Keep it a secret. 120 00:13:30,431 --> 00:13:32,308 Keep it a secret. 121 00:13:32,892 --> 00:13:36,020 Bring down Rachel with you, all right? 122 00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:39,649 OK. 123 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:43,194 Come on. Come on. 124 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,530 Quiet, quiet. 125 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:52,870 You want orange juice or... What about your breakfast? 126 00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:09,906 - Don't... Please, don't... - I'm sorry. 127 00:15:14,869 --> 00:15:17,997 - No, don't! - Mom, it's me. It's Josh. 128 00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:20,208 - I'm a grown-up. - Stop it! Oh, God! 129 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,503 I made a wish last night. I turned into a grown-up, Mom. 130 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:28,258 I made this wish on the machine and it turned me into a grown-up, at the carnival. 131 00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:31,177 My birthday's November 3rd. I got a "B" in history. 132 00:15:31,219 --> 00:15:34,806 Here, take the purse. You can have anything that's in it. Go away! 133 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:38,601 My baseball team is called the Dukes! 134 00:15:39,686 --> 00:15:42,730 I made this for you. Who are you calling? 135 00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:46,025 I have a birthmark behind my left knee. 136 00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:50,071 - Bastard! What did you do to my son? - I am your son. 137 00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:53,574 Where is my child? Where is my son? 138 00:15:53,616 --> 00:15:55,702 Police! 139 00:15:57,912 --> 00:16:01,165 Heads up! Heads up on defence! 140 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:04,043 All the way! 141 00:16:04,669 --> 00:16:06,754 It's all yours! 142 00:16:08,089 --> 00:16:10,550 I'm open! Here, I'm open! 143 00:16:11,426 --> 00:16:13,136 Shoot! 144 00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:24,022 Gentlemen, the period is over. Get back to the locker room. 145 00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:27,317 - Billy is a dick! - Wash your shirts and shorts. 146 00:16:27,358 --> 00:16:29,736 Billy! Do us both a favour. 147 00:16:29,777 --> 00:16:33,156 Put the balls away, and you practise your lay-up. 148 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,619 Horowitz! Pick up that shirt or I'll make you eat it. It stinks! 149 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:40,038 Let's go, gentlemen. Now! 150 00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:42,498 - Billy. - Yeah. 151 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:47,170 - What? - It's me. 152 00:16:47,503 --> 00:16:50,006 It's Josh. 153 00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,592 - Coach Barnes! - Wait! 154 00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:55,553 - Coach Barnes! - Shut up! I'm your best friend. 155 00:16:55,595 --> 00:16:59,766 Please, you gotta believe me. I'll prove it to you. Billy, please! 156 00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:04,646 - Help! Help! - Goddamn it, Billy Francis Kopeche! 157 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,150 I know I don't look like myself, but something strange happened. 158 00:17:09,192 --> 00:17:14,238 I'm really scared and I need your help. You're my best friend! I can prove it. 159 00:17:47,814 --> 00:17:49,899 Josh? 160 00:17:52,652 --> 00:17:55,280 You look terrible. 161 00:17:55,321 --> 00:17:57,615 I know. 162 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:02,996 I was in the house making my gravy and I heard this commotion. 163 00:18:03,037 --> 00:18:07,250 We're at the scene right now. The mother's pretty hysterical. 164 00:18:07,292 --> 00:18:09,669 It's not making any sense at all. 165 00:18:09,711 --> 00:18:12,589 There's no ransom note, no prints - no nothing. 166 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:16,676 - File a report, to be on the safe side. - Shut up! 167 00:18:16,718 --> 00:18:19,137 - I bet he ran away. - I wish I could. 168 00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:21,514 You want me to pack your bags? 169 00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:24,601 We go to the city, we lay low for a couple of days. 170 00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:29,022 We find the Zoltar machine, you make your wish. You'll be home by Thursday. 171 00:18:29,063 --> 00:18:32,191 - I can't go to New York without my folks. - You'll be fine. 172 00:18:32,734 --> 00:18:34,569 Here. 173 00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:38,448 - Where did you get this? - From my dad's top drawer. 174 00:18:38,489 --> 00:18:41,159 - You stole it? - It's his emergency fund. 175 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,579 - Jesus, Billy! - Well, what do ya call this? 176 00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:16,569 Fine. Fine! 177 00:19:17,779 --> 00:19:19,989 Kill the bitch. Kill her with a knife! 178 00:19:20,031 --> 00:19:22,116 With a knife. Kill the bitch. 179 00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:39,384 - Looking for some fun? - No, thank you. 180 00:19:39,425 --> 00:19:41,928 - Can you spare some change? - No, not really. 181 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,055 Hey. This looks OK. 182 00:19:45,056 --> 00:19:49,394 - No, it doesn't. - St James, Josh. It's religious. 183 00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,327 Hi. 184 00:20:06,703 --> 00:20:08,538 Hi. 185 00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:15,461 We would like a hotel room, please. 186 00:20:15,503 --> 00:20:20,508 17.50 a night for the room. $10 deposit for the sheets. 187 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,224 You go straight to the top of the stairs. 188 00:20:28,474 --> 00:20:31,894 Last door on the right. Next to the bathroom. 189 00:20:32,687 --> 00:20:35,356 Wait a second, I'll show ya. 190 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:41,362 - It smells bad.. - Have a pleasant stay. 191 00:20:41,404 --> 00:20:42,739 Thanks. 192 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:46,326 Hey, Angel! Get outta that bathroom now. 193 00:20:52,415 --> 00:20:58,129 - I don't wanna stay here by myself. - I can't help it, Josh. I gotta be home by ten. 194 00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:04,427 Look, I'll cut classes tomorrow. 195 00:21:04,469 --> 00:21:08,640 We'll find that Zoltar thing before you know it. OK? 196 00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:11,267 Just one night! All right? 197 00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:15,271 - All right. - Good. 198 00:21:15,313 --> 00:21:19,776 - What if I can't sleep? - It's probably better if you don't. 199 00:21:20,735 --> 00:21:25,448 - See ya in the morning. - Well... you know, like, what time? 200 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:27,325 8.30. 201 00:21:28,368 --> 00:21:31,329 My mother was right! You're a pig! 202 00:21:31,996 --> 00:21:34,832 I'd use the chain if I were you. 203 00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:30,823 Mom! Mom... 204 00:23:34,577 --> 00:23:37,580 - I told you, it's not a video game! - Then what is it? 205 00:23:37,622 --> 00:23:40,083 Well, it's not a video game. 206 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,628 This one has a number on it. Does yours? 207 00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:47,840 - No. Wait, here's one. - What are you doing? 208 00:23:47,882 --> 00:23:52,303 - Do you have Zoltar? - No, I told you. I've got Power House... 209 00:23:52,345 --> 00:23:54,722 - We need Zoltar. - I haven't got it. 210 00:23:55,056 --> 00:23:57,809 - This is it. - They're not gonna have it. 211 00:23:57,850 --> 00:23:59,227 Can I help you? 212 00:23:59,269 --> 00:24:03,106 - We'd like a list of all carnivals and fairs. - And arcades. 213 00:24:03,147 --> 00:24:06,109 Carnivals and fairs... 214 00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:08,945 Try Consumer Affairs. Down the hall - room 111. 215 00:24:08,987 --> 00:24:10,154 Thank you. 216 00:24:10,947 --> 00:24:13,950 Fill this out in triplicate. $5 filing charge. 217 00:24:14,909 --> 00:24:17,912 - See? - You get it in six weeks. 218 00:24:20,248 --> 00:24:24,794 - Six weeks? - Sometimes longer, but you could get lucky. 219 00:24:25,295 --> 00:24:27,714 Next, please. 220 00:24:28,756 --> 00:24:30,133 Fill this out. 221 00:24:32,093 --> 00:24:35,179 I'm gonna be thirty years old for the rest of my life. 222 00:24:35,221 --> 00:24:39,100 Would you come on? We'll figure something out. 223 00:24:39,142 --> 00:24:42,478 By the way... you may be older than that! 224 00:24:44,814 --> 00:24:48,526 - So now what? - I'll come and see you every day after school. 225 00:24:48,568 --> 00:24:52,155 - How? - I'll tell them I made the basketball team. 226 00:24:52,196 --> 00:24:54,324 - What am I gonna do? - You can get a job. 227 00:24:54,365 --> 00:24:57,785 - I can't get a job. - Why? What are you good at? 228 00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:59,621 Making spitballs? 229 00:24:59,662 --> 00:25:02,498 - How 'bout a delivery man? - I don't know how to drive. 230 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:04,626 Yeah, right. 231 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:09,964 Cardiological technician? Civil engineer? 232 00:25:10,006 --> 00:25:13,551 - You're not eating your cherry? - Go ahead. 233 00:25:14,928 --> 00:25:17,764 - Clerical transcriber? - Billy. 234 00:25:22,435 --> 00:25:26,564 Gross. Oh, God! That's gross! 235 00:25:26,606 --> 00:25:29,442 - Go on. - Collection agent. Company clerk. 236 00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:35,239 - Computer operator. Construction engineer. - Computer operator? Read that one. 237 00:25:35,281 --> 00:25:39,369 - Will you quit with your stupid computers? - Just read it! 238 00:25:40,036 --> 00:25:43,373 - "MacMillan Toys..." Toys! - Toys! 239 00:25:43,831 --> 00:25:45,458 Wiggy-wiggy jazz. 240 00:25:46,793 --> 00:25:49,128 MacMillan Toys. May I help you? 241 00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:51,381 - Are these the applications? - Yes. 242 00:25:51,422 --> 00:25:54,425 OK, what's next? There. 243 00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:57,428 Previous employment. 244 00:25:57,470 --> 00:26:00,473 - Your paper route. - I don't think I can put that. 245 00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:04,102 - Paper route circulation director? - Yeah! 246 00:26:07,397 --> 00:26:09,691 What's he got? 247 00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:15,446 Hey, don't worry about it. 248 00:26:15,488 --> 00:26:20,451 - Social Security number? - 32-17-25. 249 00:26:20,493 --> 00:26:23,621 - What is that? - My locker combination. 250 00:26:23,663 --> 00:26:25,540 Great. 251 00:26:25,582 --> 00:26:27,500 Mr Baskin? 252 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:29,836 Mr Baskin? 253 00:26:29,877 --> 00:26:34,173 - Yes. - The personnel director will see you now. 254 00:26:36,801 --> 00:26:39,095 Your son can wait out here. 255 00:26:42,056 --> 00:26:46,352 OK. Son, you should sit down. And don't give the lady any trouble, now. 256 00:26:46,394 --> 00:26:48,563 Sure, Dad. 257 00:26:49,439 --> 00:26:53,568 - This way. - Don't forget, look 'em in the eye. 258 00:27:04,913 --> 00:27:07,874 There's two numbers missing on your Social Security. 259 00:27:09,751 --> 00:27:11,377 12. 260 00:27:12,128 --> 00:27:14,005 1-2. 261 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,969 It says here you've got four years' experience. 262 00:27:20,011 --> 00:27:22,847 - Yes. - All on computers? 263 00:27:22,889 --> 00:27:24,974 Yes. 264 00:27:28,186 --> 00:27:30,647 Where did you go to school? 265 00:27:30,688 --> 00:27:33,441 It was called George Washington. 266 00:27:33,483 --> 00:27:37,278 GW? My brother-in-law got his doctorate there. 267 00:27:39,155 --> 00:27:41,783 - Did you pledge? - Yes. 268 00:27:41,824 --> 00:27:44,160 Every morning. 269 00:27:45,161 --> 00:27:48,998 It happened again! David, the girl is absolutely useless. 270 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,834 I need someone who knows what she is doing. 271 00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:55,255 Excuse me. I'm not getting my mail. Nothing has been filed. 272 00:27:55,296 --> 00:27:58,675 Ever since she got engaged, my life has been a disaster. 273 00:27:58,716 --> 00:28:00,969 She came so highly recommended. 274 00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:03,930 She spent three months writing down her married name. 275 00:28:03,972 --> 00:28:06,182 Mrs Judy Hicks. Mrs Donald Hicks. 276 00:28:06,224 --> 00:28:10,395 Mrs Judy Mitchelson Hicks - sometimes with a hyphen, sometimes without. 277 00:28:10,436 --> 00:28:13,940 Sometimes she spells the hyphen! 278 00:28:13,982 --> 00:28:17,986 - Well, I really don't know where I can put her. - Put her on unemployment! 279 00:28:21,364 --> 00:28:24,701 - When can you start? - Soon. 280 00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:39,632 We'll start you off with last week's preschool orders. 281 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:43,261 It should take a few days - give you a chance to find your way around. 282 00:28:43,303 --> 00:28:46,014 - Do you smoke? - Well, just once. But... 283 00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:48,891 Only on breaks, and in the coffee room. 284 00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:52,854 Most of that's pretty straightforward stuff. Any questions, come to me. 285 00:28:52,895 --> 00:28:55,231 Good luck! 286 00:28:57,734 --> 00:28:59,819 Bye! 287 00:29:11,789 --> 00:29:13,875 "The Dinky Link." 288 00:29:14,876 --> 00:29:17,253 "Seven." 289 00:29:17,587 --> 00:29:20,924 "Jimmy's Toy Box." 290 00:29:21,382 --> 00:29:24,052 "Squirmey Hermey." 291 00:29:26,387 --> 00:29:27,972 Hey! 292 00:29:28,556 --> 00:29:32,936 - I'm Scott Brennen. - I'm Josh Baskin. 293 00:29:32,977 --> 00:29:36,272 What are you trying to do? Get us all fired? 294 00:29:36,314 --> 00:29:38,900 You gotta slow down, pace yourself. Slowly. 295 00:29:38,942 --> 00:29:41,986 - Slow. - Sorry. 296 00:29:42,028 --> 00:29:45,239 - Today's my first day. - I know! 297 00:29:49,202 --> 00:29:51,829 - So how long have you worked here? - Five years. 298 00:29:53,539 --> 00:29:56,834 The work stinks, but the fringe benefits are great. 299 00:29:58,795 --> 00:30:01,089 See that girl over there in the red? 300 00:30:01,547 --> 00:30:04,259 Say hi to her and she's yours. 301 00:30:04,634 --> 00:30:09,180 She'll wrap her legs round you so tight, you'll be begging for mercy. 302 00:30:09,222 --> 00:30:12,267 Well, I'll stay away from her, then! 303 00:30:16,229 --> 00:30:18,314 Excuse me. 304 00:30:18,356 --> 00:30:19,649 Brennen. 305 00:30:19,691 --> 00:30:22,485 I gave it to you yesterday! Oh, here it is. 306 00:30:23,528 --> 00:30:26,114 I don't have time. Let the new guy Xerox it. 307 00:30:26,155 --> 00:30:29,075 - Bullshit! - But the favourability ratings... 308 00:30:29,117 --> 00:30:32,954 Let's not lie to ourselves. If a kid likes a toy, it sells, that's all. 309 00:30:32,996 --> 00:30:38,209 - But every bit of research... - It worked in the research, not with the kids! 310 00:30:40,086 --> 00:30:42,130 - Sorry. - Watch where you're going! 311 00:30:42,171 --> 00:30:44,507 - Are you OK? - I am fine. 312 00:30:44,549 --> 00:30:47,552 - You could kill somebody! - It's all right. 313 00:30:47,594 --> 00:30:51,097 The boss should get knocked on his ass once in a while. 314 00:30:51,139 --> 00:30:55,268 - Maybe you should see a doctor. - For crying out loud, Paul, I'm fine! 315 00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:58,354 - Sorry, sir. - Where were you going, son? 316 00:31:01,232 --> 00:31:05,361 I was going to the Xerox room cos they needed these by five o'clock. 317 00:31:05,403 --> 00:31:09,991 That's good! Nothing wrong with a little hustle. Nothing at all. 318 00:31:11,117 --> 00:31:13,453 Right, Paul? 319 00:31:17,415 --> 00:31:20,043 What did he mean? I hustle. 320 00:31:20,084 --> 00:31:22,629 Sir? Sir! 321 00:31:31,137 --> 00:31:33,222 Hello? 322 00:31:37,685 --> 00:31:40,271 - Hello? - Hello. 323 00:31:40,313 --> 00:31:43,441 - Mrs Baskin? - Yes? 324 00:31:44,734 --> 00:31:47,862 - How are you? - Who is this? 325 00:31:49,113 --> 00:31:54,535 I just wanted you to know that Josh is all right. I mean, he's OK and everything. 326 00:31:54,577 --> 00:31:56,704 Do you have my boy? 327 00:31:56,746 --> 00:31:59,832 Yeah... And you're gonna get him back - just the way he was. 328 00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:05,755 Look, I swear to God, if you do anything to him, if you touch one hair on his head, 329 00:32:05,797 --> 00:32:09,050 I will spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer. 330 00:32:10,343 --> 00:32:12,428 Wow! Thanks. 331 00:32:13,346 --> 00:32:16,891 - Let me talk to Josh. - He can't come to the phone right now. 332 00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:21,437 - Why not? What did you do to him? - I didn't do anything. He's a terrific kid. 333 00:32:21,479 --> 00:32:24,816 I want proof that he's all right. 334 00:32:25,608 --> 00:32:27,235 All right. 335 00:32:28,611 --> 00:32:31,906 Ask me something that only he would know. 336 00:32:31,948 --> 00:32:35,368 Then I'll ask him for you, and that way, you'll know that he's OK. 337 00:32:35,410 --> 00:32:38,371 Ask him what I used to sing to him when he was a little boy. 338 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:46,087 - Is there anything else you'd rather ask him? - Ask him. 339 00:32:52,677 --> 00:32:54,971 I got it! I got it. 340 00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:21,164 Look, you're gonna see him again, really soon. 341 00:33:21,205 --> 00:33:24,417 I promise. I cross my heart and hope to... 342 00:33:25,084 --> 00:33:27,754 We'll talk about this later. 343 00:33:51,861 --> 00:33:54,530 Get down! Get out of the area! 344 00:34:03,581 --> 00:34:05,959 - Ferris. - Thank you. 345 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,543 Brennen. 346 00:34:08,544 --> 00:34:10,088 Baskin. 347 00:34:11,256 --> 00:34:13,383 - What is this? - Payday. 348 00:34:13,424 --> 00:34:17,637 - Hey, where's mine? - 187 dollars? 349 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,347 Yep. 350 00:34:19,389 --> 00:34:22,350 They really screw you, don't they? 351 00:34:24,269 --> 00:34:26,562 - Hi. - Hi. 352 00:34:31,484 --> 00:34:33,987 OK... So how would you like that? 353 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,501 OK. All right. 354 00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:51,379 Three dimes, a $100 bill, and 87 ones. 355 00:35:00,638 --> 00:35:03,016 One, two, three... 356 00:35:20,491 --> 00:35:22,744 I'm never eating again. 357 00:35:24,287 --> 00:35:28,541 - It wasn't that bad. - It was the boat ride that did it. 358 00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:31,210 No. It was the pork rinds. 359 00:35:31,252 --> 00:35:33,338 Pork rinds! 360 00:35:37,175 --> 00:35:41,095 - We sure had fun, didn't we? - Yeah, we sure did. 361 00:35:43,890 --> 00:35:46,309 Booger! Booger! 362 00:36:18,841 --> 00:36:20,927 Keep away from strange men. 363 00:36:22,387 --> 00:36:24,514 Gotcha! 364 00:36:24,555 --> 00:36:26,641 - What's your name? - Joey. What's yours? 365 00:36:26,683 --> 00:36:29,352 - My name's Josh. - I'm gonna blow you away, Josh. 366 00:36:29,394 --> 00:36:33,523 - I just got you! - No way! That's bullshit. Get back here! 367 00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:48,788 You big dork! 368 00:37:02,552 --> 00:37:05,513 You work for me, don't you? 369 00:37:05,555 --> 00:37:06,723 Yes. 370 00:37:06,764 --> 00:37:10,393 I thought so. Are you here with your kids? 371 00:37:10,685 --> 00:37:12,770 No... 372 00:37:16,107 --> 00:37:19,235 I was just looking around. 373 00:37:20,612 --> 00:37:23,615 Me, too. I come here every Saturday. 374 00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:28,494 You can't see this on a marketing report. 375 00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:32,498 What's a marketing report? 376 00:37:34,709 --> 00:37:36,836 Exactly. 377 00:37:36,878 --> 00:37:39,005 Come on. 378 00:37:40,798 --> 00:37:44,177 - What do you think of that? - The championship hockey? 379 00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:46,846 - Yeah. - Ooh, I love it. Only, the.... 380 00:37:46,888 --> 00:37:51,184 - Only, what? - Well, the pieces don't move. 381 00:37:51,225 --> 00:37:53,853 - What do you mean? - Well, on the old set, 382 00:37:53,895 --> 00:37:58,316 you could slide the men up and down the ice. Now all they do is spin around. 383 00:37:58,358 --> 00:38:01,778 It was more like real hockey the old way. Why'd they change it? 384 00:38:01,819 --> 00:38:03,738 I don't know. 385 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:07,325 The Starfighters are good - you can change all the pieces around. 386 00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,577 But I never liked the Galacticons. 387 00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:12,580 You only get one robot, and there's no vehicle. 388 00:38:12,622 --> 00:38:15,208 - I see. - Plus, you can't take 'em underwater. 389 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:17,001 And if you do, they... 390 00:38:21,923 --> 00:38:23,591 Neat! 391 00:38:34,811 --> 00:38:37,105 OK, let's check out the... 392 00:38:48,658 --> 00:38:51,911 - Piano lessons? - Three years. 393 00:38:52,412 --> 00:38:55,873 Me, too. Every day after school. 394 00:39:37,957 --> 00:39:40,043 "Chopsticks". 395 00:40:19,332 --> 00:40:21,876 - What department are you in? - Computers. 396 00:40:21,918 --> 00:40:24,003 Computers? 397 00:40:24,587 --> 00:40:27,465 You just saved me a trip to the gym, son. 398 00:40:28,675 --> 00:40:34,013 According to the marketability studies, this thing should go straight through the roof. 399 00:40:34,055 --> 00:40:36,140 - Hey! Watch it. - Sorry. 400 00:40:36,182 --> 00:40:39,560 Vice president, in charge of product development. 401 00:40:39,602 --> 00:40:44,816 - He's only been here a week! Vice president? - And he came from Data Processing. 402 00:40:44,857 --> 00:40:48,653 He's outta his mind. The old man has finally lost it! 403 00:40:48,695 --> 00:40:52,240 Do you know he gave him Bob's old office? 404 00:40:52,282 --> 00:40:54,993 Bob's office is bigger than my office! 405 00:40:55,910 --> 00:40:59,872 There's gotta be a reason. Things like this don't happen without a reason. 406 00:40:59,914 --> 00:41:03,835 - If the president dies, you take over? - No, they got a hundred of 'em. Ready? 407 00:41:03,876 --> 00:41:06,796 - Yes, Mr Baskin. - Thank you. Come on in. 408 00:41:07,839 --> 00:41:10,800 Look at it! It's bigger than the principal's office. 409 00:41:10,842 --> 00:41:13,886 - How do you know? - Remember that explosion in science? 410 00:41:13,928 --> 00:41:16,097 - Oh, yeah. - Track-a-pillar! 411 00:41:16,347 --> 00:41:18,182 59.95! 412 00:41:18,224 --> 00:41:20,518 That only costs ten bucks to make. 413 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,645 Get outta here! 414 00:41:26,357 --> 00:41:30,486 - What is this? - They just put this in here. 415 00:41:31,112 --> 00:41:35,658 - So what do they make you do for all this? - Well, I play with all of this stuff. 416 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:38,411 Then I go in and I tell 'em what I think. 417 00:41:38,453 --> 00:41:40,872 - That's it? - Yeah. 418 00:41:41,122 --> 00:41:43,416 - And they pay you for that? - Yeah. 419 00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:45,793 Suckers! 420 00:41:47,253 --> 00:41:50,089 Thank you, Miss Patterson. Hey! Miss Patterson! 421 00:41:50,131 --> 00:41:53,801 Could you get Media to send up the video of the Super Bowl? 422 00:41:53,843 --> 00:41:56,471 And have 'em edit out all the commercials? 423 00:41:56,512 --> 00:41:59,390 - Yes, Mr Baskin. - Thanks. 424 00:41:59,432 --> 00:42:01,309 Miss Patterson. 425 00:42:01,351 --> 00:42:03,561 You're the luckiest guy I know! 426 00:42:07,357 --> 00:42:10,318 - Did you check Mattel? - Nothing. 427 00:42:11,361 --> 00:42:14,280 - Coleco? - Zero. 428 00:42:14,322 --> 00:42:18,534 He can't come from nowhere, Susan. How about Hasbro? 429 00:42:18,576 --> 00:42:22,664 Yes, and Fisher Price and Worlds of Wonder. I have called everywhere. 430 00:42:22,705 --> 00:42:25,333 - Nobody's ever heard of him! - Great. 431 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:29,379 Let's face it, Paul, the guy comes from Data Processing. 432 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:32,215 Terrific! This is just terrific. 433 00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:34,509 You're being paranoid, Paul. 434 00:42:34,884 --> 00:42:38,137 These tests were conducted over a six-month period, 435 00:42:38,179 --> 00:42:44,727 using a double-blind format of eight overlapping demographic groups. 436 00:42:44,769 --> 00:42:47,480 Every region of the country was sampled. 437 00:42:47,522 --> 00:42:55,738 The focus testing showed a solid base in the 9- to 11-year-old bracket, 438 00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:59,450 with a possible carry-over into the 12-year-olds. 439 00:42:59,492 --> 00:43:07,125 When you consider that Gobots and Transformers poll 37 per cent market share, 440 00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:13,256 and that we are targeting the same area, I think that we should see one quarter of that. 441 00:43:13,298 --> 00:43:17,802 And that is one fifth of the total revenue from all of last year. 442 00:43:20,054 --> 00:43:23,308 - Excellent, Paul. - Thank you, thank you. 443 00:43:23,349 --> 00:43:26,436 - Any questions? - Not for me. 444 00:43:28,104 --> 00:43:30,648 Yes? 445 00:43:31,399 --> 00:43:34,402 - Yes? - I don't get it. 446 00:43:37,155 --> 00:43:39,657 What exactly don't you get? 447 00:43:40,366 --> 00:43:43,745 It turns from a building into a robot, right? 448 00:43:44,078 --> 00:43:46,080 Precisely. 449 00:43:48,374 --> 00:43:50,752 Well, what's fun about that? 450 00:43:52,337 --> 00:43:55,048 Well, if you'd read your industry breakdown, 451 00:43:55,089 --> 00:43:58,259 you'd see that our success in the action-figure area 452 00:43:58,301 --> 00:44:02,764 has climbed from 27 per cent to 45 per cent in the last two years. 453 00:44:03,264 --> 00:44:05,725 There, that might help. 454 00:44:12,857 --> 00:44:15,693 - Yes? - I still don't get it. 455 00:44:16,903 --> 00:44:18,446 What? 456 00:44:18,488 --> 00:44:21,658 - What don't you get, Josh? - Well... 457 00:44:21,699 --> 00:44:24,535 There's a million robots that turn into something. 458 00:44:24,577 --> 00:44:28,748 This is a building that turns into a robot. What's fun about playing with that? 459 00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:32,418 - This is a skyscraper. - Well, couldn't it be, like, 460 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:37,590 a robot that turns into something - like a bug or something? 461 00:44:37,632 --> 00:44:39,217 - A bug? - Yeah. 462 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:45,223 Like a big, prehistoric insect with claws that could pick up a car and crush it. 463 00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:48,685 - A prehistoric Transformer? - Interesting! 464 00:44:48,726 --> 00:44:52,021 - So the robot turns into a bug? - Gentlemen, listen... 465 00:44:52,063 --> 00:44:56,693 - He's got a very good idea here. - The robot turns into a bug. 466 00:44:56,734 --> 00:45:00,405 - This is a great idea. - Different sizes and things... 467 00:45:00,446 --> 00:45:03,866 - We could do ladybugs. - You could have 'em wreck buildings. 468 00:45:03,908 --> 00:45:08,371 A building is inert, a bug moves. It's got all kinds of possibilities. 469 00:45:08,413 --> 00:45:11,457 This doesn't just happen. This guy... 470 00:45:11,499 --> 00:45:15,795 He didn't just come to a meeting and say "bugs". 471 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:18,965 Well done, Josh. Well done. 472 00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:26,472 - He is vicious! - He is not. 473 00:45:26,514 --> 00:45:29,267 Come on! Don't kid yourself. That man is a killer! 474 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:33,646 - All he said was he didn't get it. - "I don't get it." 475 00:45:33,688 --> 00:45:35,815 "Let's make it a bug." 476 00:45:35,857 --> 00:45:39,027 He's going for the throat. He's trying to eviscerate me. 477 00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:43,698 Did you see the look on MacMillan's face? 478 00:45:46,909 --> 00:45:52,582 It's a unique space. The lines are so clean, and there's none of that partition quality. 479 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:58,379 It has 15-foot ceilings... all hardwood floors, ample closet space, 480 00:45:58,421 --> 00:46:04,510 a modern kitchen, a brand-new bathroom with a jet-stream Jacuzzi. 481 00:46:05,303 --> 00:46:07,639 We'll take it! 482 00:46:12,477 --> 00:46:14,938 Baskin. Rental delivery. 483 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,525 Come on, come on! 484 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:29,243 That was so close! 485 00:46:29,285 --> 00:46:31,913 "Dear Mom and Dad, 486 00:46:32,622 --> 00:46:34,707 They said 487 00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:41,381 that I could write you and let you know I was OK." 488 00:46:42,924 --> 00:46:46,844 "So far, they're treating me fine." 489 00:46:48,930 --> 00:46:51,182 "I got enough to eat, 490 00:46:51,224 --> 00:46:53,893 and am perfectly safe." 491 00:46:57,021 --> 00:47:00,441 "They say I'll get out of here 492 00:47:01,943 --> 00:47:05,363 in about a month." 493 00:47:10,868 --> 00:47:13,121 "In the meantime, 494 00:47:15,164 --> 00:47:17,500 it's a lot like camp." 495 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,296 "I watch TV,... 496 00:47:21,337 --> 00:47:23,965 I got it! I got it! I got it! 497 00:47:24,799 --> 00:47:27,927 ..and even get outside 498 00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:32,682 once in a while." 499 00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:35,226 "I know you miss me, 500 00:47:36,561 --> 00:47:39,397 but try not to worry." 501 00:47:40,231 --> 00:47:45,236 "I think this experience might even be good for me." 502 00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:49,824 "I love you very much, 503 00:47:51,284 --> 00:47:54,871 and I know I'll see you soon." 504 00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:59,000 "Your son, 505 00:48:00,335 --> 00:48:02,420 Joshua." 506 00:48:03,504 --> 00:48:09,260 "PS: Give Rachel a kiss from her big brother." 507 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:18,186 We got off on the wrong foot. Let's start again. 508 00:48:18,227 --> 00:48:20,313 Hey, smell my neck. 509 00:48:22,315 --> 00:48:26,110 - I'm having a lovely time. - I'm delighted, Miss Patterson. 510 00:48:26,152 --> 00:48:30,114 It's much better than last year. I just wanted to tell you that. 511 00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:37,038 - Double up on the scotch, will ya? - Right away, sir. 512 00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:45,505 - Susan! - Love your tux. 513 00:48:45,546 --> 00:48:48,466 I think it's the same as the maître d's. 514 00:48:52,011 --> 00:48:55,556 Have you decided what you're doing on the Danberry line? 515 00:48:55,598 --> 00:48:57,183 No. I haven't. 516 00:48:57,225 --> 00:49:01,437 Well... I think if you got everyone's input upfront, 517 00:49:01,479 --> 00:49:05,900 - I mean, right from the beginning... - Susan, have a drink. 518 00:49:05,942 --> 00:49:08,695 - What? - Have a couple of drinks. 519 00:49:09,737 --> 00:49:11,990 It's a party. 520 00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:40,226 Oh, God! 521 00:49:43,354 --> 00:49:46,733 Josh! Glad you could make it. 522 00:49:46,774 --> 00:49:51,195 - I bet he gets another raise. - Now that's what I call a tuxedo! 523 00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:56,367 I rented it. This is a real bow tie, though - I tied it myself. That's why I was late. 524 00:49:56,409 --> 00:49:59,579 You're not late at all. Let me show you around. 525 00:49:59,621 --> 00:50:03,541 Hey, there's Miss Patterson. Hi! There's the guy from the meeting! Hi! 526 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:18,473 ..it only works on your hips. You need a whole 'nother exercise for your thighs. 527 00:50:18,514 --> 00:50:20,600 Hi. 528 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:41,120 Let me grab a plate here. 529 00:50:41,162 --> 00:50:43,248 Excuse me. 530 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:51,047 The guy's a goddamn knockoff artist. 531 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:54,592 Amphibian? He takes 10,000 GI Joes, 532 00:50:56,094 --> 00:51:01,224 slaps some gills on 'em, webs their feet, packages them in seaweed. 533 00:51:01,266 --> 00:51:03,351 Come on! 534 00:51:35,091 --> 00:51:41,055 So I show him the schedule, and he says "It's not correct accounting procedure." 535 00:51:41,097 --> 00:51:43,891 - The goddamn prick! - But the toy sold, Paul. 536 00:51:43,933 --> 00:51:46,019 Excuse me. 537 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,358 - Hi. - Hi. 538 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,862 All the same people, having all the same discussion. 539 00:51:55,903 --> 00:51:58,948 It's like they cloned some party in 1983 540 00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:02,952 and kept spinning it out, again and again and again. 541 00:52:04,162 --> 00:52:08,875 - I loved your ideas on the Squeezy Doll line. - Thanks. 542 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:12,086 They were so incisive. 543 00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:20,428 It's beluga. MacMillan orders it every year. 544 00:52:23,389 --> 00:52:26,267 Sidle up to him and then ask for a raise. 545 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:37,779 Gesundheit. 546 00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:39,906 All right? 547 00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:45,370 Are you OK? Do you want a glass of water? 548 00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:52,043 - Do you want something to drink? - Could I have a milk shake or something? 549 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:55,505 I got a car outside. Wanna get outta here? 550 00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:58,007 Let's go. 551 00:53:01,302 --> 00:53:03,304 Watch it! 552 00:53:07,475 --> 00:53:13,106 I'm not really a big one for parties. I like things that are a little more intimate. 553 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,567 Wow! Is this your car? 554 00:53:16,609 --> 00:53:19,237 Well, it's the company's car. 555 00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:22,407 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. 556 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:28,037 Sir. 557 00:53:38,464 --> 00:53:42,885 Just seeing someone in the office, you don't really get a chance to know them. 558 00:53:42,927 --> 00:53:49,058 Just being with you here, I really get a sense of who you are. 559 00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:50,893 - Are you gonna eat these? - No. 560 00:53:50,935 --> 00:53:55,231 - Hey, mister? You want some of these fries? - No, thank you. No. 561 00:53:55,648 --> 00:53:58,818 See, it's hard in a business situation. 562 00:54:00,653 --> 00:54:07,994 I mean, there's this invisible line, and even if you're attracted to someone... 563 00:54:09,245 --> 00:54:12,373 - You're gonna call someone before...? - No. 564 00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:18,755 I mean, at this point in my life... 565 00:54:19,881 --> 00:54:23,843 Don't play with the ra... Leave the... Don't... 566 00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:27,055 I'm really vulnerable right now. You know? And I... 567 00:54:28,514 --> 00:54:32,060 I mean, I love my job, and... 568 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:37,023 Ejector seat! 569 00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:46,157 This is great! 570 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:49,369 Hey! Come on up! 571 00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:04,300 - That was my apartment. - Really? 572 00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:06,928 - Yeah. - I'd love to see where you live. 573 00:55:15,144 --> 00:55:17,647 Have you always lived alone? 574 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:20,441 No. Not always. 575 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:22,568 Is it just recently, or... 576 00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:28,032 - Yeah... - Give yourself a couple of days, it'll pass. 577 00:55:28,074 --> 00:55:31,202 Well, they said it was gonna take six weeks. 578 00:55:31,953 --> 00:55:34,706 Well, it can be painful, but... 579 00:55:34,747 --> 00:55:38,876 that's what they invented Xanax for, right? 580 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:41,713 - Watch your step. - Thank you. 581 00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,927 I'm not sure we should do this yet. 582 00:55:48,761 --> 00:55:51,472 - Do what? - Well, I... 583 00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:56,352 I mean, I like you, and I... I wanna spend the night with you... 584 00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:02,191 D'you mean sleep over? 585 00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:07,280 Well, yeah! 586 00:56:10,491 --> 00:56:13,494 OK. But I get to be on top. 587 00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,723 - You live here? - Yeah. 588 00:56:34,682 --> 00:56:37,060 It's nice, isn't it? 589 00:56:39,395 --> 00:56:41,481 Yeah... 590 00:56:42,523 --> 00:56:44,692 You want a soda? 591 00:56:46,402 --> 00:56:49,614 - A soda. You want one? - Yeah. Sure. 592 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:54,285 I rigged this up so you don't need any quarters. 593 00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:57,330 Don't... No... no, don't. 594 00:56:57,372 --> 00:57:01,459 - What? - The glue is not dry yet. Sorry. 595 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:05,213 - Sorry! - It's OK. You didn't break anything. 596 00:57:07,048 --> 00:57:09,509 - You wanna play pinball? - No. 597 00:57:09,550 --> 00:57:13,513 - You don't need quarters for this either. - No, thank you. 598 00:57:13,554 --> 00:57:15,640 OK. 599 00:57:17,642 --> 00:57:21,521 - Is that a trampoline? - Yeah. You wanna try it? 600 00:57:21,562 --> 00:57:23,022 No! 601 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:25,858 You should. It's really fun. 602 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,944 It's simple, too. Come on. Come on. 603 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:30,905 - You'll like it. It's easy, too. - Do you have some wine? 604 00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:34,867 - Take off your shoes. - Maybe we could talk for a few minutes. 605 00:57:34,909 --> 00:57:37,453 Jesus! Gimme the other one. 606 00:57:37,745 --> 00:57:43,751 OK. Now watch. It's really simple. Let me just get my big balls off here. 607 00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:50,800 - No, really, I'll watch. - Come on. It's fun! I'll do it with you. Hup! 608 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,677 Excellent. 609 00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:55,221 - Help me up? - Sure. 610 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:01,394 OK... jump. 611 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,564 - You want me to jump? - Yeah. Just jump. 612 00:58:06,733 --> 00:58:10,194 - There. Now we can have a drink. - No, no, no! Really jump. 613 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:14,407 You know, stand here and get in the air and all... Go ahead. 614 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:18,119 Get some air between you and the tramp... oline. 615 00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:24,083 - There. - Oh, come on! I'll do it with you, all right? 616 00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:27,754 Ready? Come on. OK, jump. See? Just this - that's all there is... 617 00:58:27,795 --> 00:58:31,049 That's all there is to it. Good. Good. 618 00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:34,886 There you go. There you go. Yeah! 619 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:41,225 It's easy! Anybody could do this. 620 00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:53,154 Hello! How do you do that? 621 00:58:59,535 --> 00:59:00,787 Good! 622 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,236 - Oh, hi. - Here. 623 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:36,072 - What? - Pick one. 624 00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:42,912 OK, try again. 625 00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:45,665 That one. 626 00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:50,920 It's for you. It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring, so you won't get lost. 627 01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:14,861 Good night. 628 01:00:35,506 --> 01:00:37,592 Had fun last night? 629 01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:43,514 - Sure. Yeah. - Yeah, you left pretty quick. 630 01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:47,560 - I gave him a ride home, Paul. - Oh! Did he enjoy it? 631 01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:51,105 - Don't be ridiculous. - That's me, Mr Ridiculous. 632 01:00:51,147 --> 01:00:53,608 Mr Silly Old Guy. 633 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,822 I don't feel like going out tonight. 634 01:00:59,864 --> 01:01:02,825 What do you mean? They're your friends. 635 01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:05,286 I know. 636 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,372 Leave it! 637 01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:11,459 Will you quit it? 638 01:01:13,294 --> 01:01:16,214 You have to play with everything? 639 01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:25,515 Baskin? 640 01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:27,308 Baskin? 641 01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:39,362 Wouldn't you rather play basketball? We could be a team for the MacMillan company. 642 01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:43,199 - No. - My best sport's video hockey. 643 01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:46,077 - It's not a sport. - It takes eye-to-hand coordination. 644 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:50,164 - It's not a sport if you don't sweat. - What about golf? That's a sport. 645 01:01:50,206 --> 01:01:53,585 - Yeah, a machine doesn't do all the work. - Car racing? 646 01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:56,296 - Shut up, Baskin! - What are the rules again? 647 01:01:56,337 --> 01:02:02,343 I told you. Over the line on the serve, yellow is out of bounds, play to 21. Ready? 648 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:04,929 Sorry... Sorry. 649 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,806 - One-nothing! - Hold it. 650 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:09,559 Go! Get it, get it, get it! Attaboy! 651 01:02:10,101 --> 01:02:12,437 OK, you ready? 652 01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:17,191 - Nice try! - That was in. 653 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:21,154 Two-zip. Just made it. Two-zip. Ready? Here we go! 654 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:30,872 That was in. Good. Point. 655 01:02:33,207 --> 01:02:35,877 - What's the matter? - Time! 656 01:02:40,632 --> 01:02:42,675 Backhand. 657 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:45,053 Yes! 658 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,183 - 19-18. - That was under the line. 659 01:02:50,224 --> 01:02:53,603 - What? - You said it had to be over the line. 660 01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:57,315 - No, I didn't. - You said it had to be over on a serve. 661 01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:00,735 No, I did not! Now gimme the goddamn ball! 662 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:04,364 - That's cheating. - Gimme the goddamn ball, will ya? 663 01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:06,532 - No. - Gimme the ball, you little shit! 664 01:03:06,574 --> 01:03:08,701 - It's my serve. - Gimme the ball! 665 01:03:08,743 --> 01:03:12,288 - Gimme the goddamn ball! I never said that! - Yes, you did. 666 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:16,793 Gimme... Gimme the ball. 667 01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:19,295 Gimme the ball! 668 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,386 Give me the ball. 669 01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:31,182 - You're a cheater. - I do not cheat. Give me the ball. 670 01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:34,602 Give me the ball! 671 01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:42,902 Gimme the... Gimme the ball! 672 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:46,197 All right. But let's take it over. We'll take it over! 673 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:52,453 - He didn't have to punch me. - I know. 674 01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:56,040 He's scared of you. 675 01:03:56,874 --> 01:04:01,337 - You don't play his game. - I tried to play his game. He beat me up. 676 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:06,301 If he's scared of me, then why did he punch me? 677 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:09,470 He punched you because he's scared of you. 678 01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:14,183 - I don't get it. - It's just the way he is. 679 01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:19,147 Everything's a fight with him. Everyone's an enemy. 680 01:04:19,188 --> 01:04:22,066 It's not just a job for him, it's a war. 681 01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:31,576 Then how come you're so nice? 682 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:34,245 What? 683 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:36,956 You work as hard as he does and you're not like that. 684 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:39,250 You don't know me that well. 685 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:42,670 Yes, I do. 686 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:46,591 You're one of the nicest people I've met. 687 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:54,474 How do you do it? 688 01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:18,581 - What's this? - Shampoo, razor, toothpaste, 689 01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:21,000 - two ties and an exercise tape. - Susan... 690 01:05:21,042 --> 01:05:23,878 Oh, and I want my keys back. 691 01:05:26,547 --> 01:05:28,633 Sure. 692 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:33,221 It's just some scratches. 693 01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:37,934 - It's nothing to do with him. - He's just another link in the chain! 694 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:43,231 First it was Tom Caulfield, then Hanlen, then Golding, then me. 695 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:47,026 - Am I missing somebody? - It's not like that any more. 696 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:50,238 What is so special about Baskin? 697 01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:53,408 He's a grown-up. 698 01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:55,326 Susan... 699 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:58,246 I can't believe you brought up Golding. 700 01:06:11,467 --> 01:06:13,720 Catch. Catch the dough. Catch. 701 01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:16,139 How many pieces of dough we got here? 702 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:19,142 Here they come! Throw me the ball. 703 01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,813 My God! 704 01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:27,859 He got it! He's really good! 705 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:35,450 - Happy birthday to you - Surprise! 706 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:39,495 Happy birthday to you 707 01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:44,375 Happy birthday, dear Josh 708 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:52,258 Happy birthday to you 709 01:06:53,301 --> 01:06:55,178 And many more! 710 01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:58,014 Happy birthday to you. 711 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,100 You! 712 01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:04,479 What are you gonna wish for this time? 713 01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:14,572 I know, we can get some beers, some dirty magazines... 714 01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:18,701 - I can't, Billy. - Of course you can. It's your birthday. 715 01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:21,537 - I have to go somewhere. - Where? 716 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:27,377 Well, I have to go meet somebody, and... 717 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:30,838 - You got all night. - Yeah, I know, but... 718 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:35,551 See, I just... Well, I can't right now, OK? But I'll call you, all right? 719 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,180 OK? I'll give you a call. 720 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:44,018 Oh, and thanks again, Billy. It was fun. 721 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,277 - Hi. - Hi. 722 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:58,324 - Do you wanna come in? - Sure. 723 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:18,136 Sit down. 724 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,863 - Wanna go? - Yeah! 725 01:09:04,515 --> 01:09:06,684 Wanna go again? 726 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:10,855 They have cars that you can drive, except they're on a rail. 727 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:14,192 - Like a coaster ride. - So you're not really... 728 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:17,779 - You have a big gob of mustard right there. - What? 729 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,280 - Mustard. - Where? 730 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,616 Right there. 731 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:29,624 - Is it gone? - Well... Here. 732 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:35,463 - That... gone? - Yeah. 733 01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:45,181 - Listen. - Oh, music? 734 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:52,480 Wanna dance? 735 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,899 Dance? 736 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:57,318 - We don't have to if you don't want to. - OK. 737 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,654 - All right. - OK. 738 01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:04,742 Are you cold? 739 01:10:06,661 --> 01:10:09,622 We could get some hot chocolate. 740 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:14,711 You can wear my jacket if you want. 741 01:10:38,276 --> 01:10:41,863 I haven't done this in a long time. 742 01:10:52,373 --> 01:10:55,585 What were you like when you were younger? 743 01:10:56,586 --> 01:11:01,883 - Oh, well, I wasn't much different. - I believe that about you. 744 01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:15,897 I've been thinking about you a lot. 745 01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:20,109 It's crazy. 746 01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:25,114 In my car, 747 01:11:25,156 --> 01:11:27,867 lying in bed... 748 01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:34,624 I've just never gone out with someone like you. 749 01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:39,837 With all the other men, there was so much to hide. 750 01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:45,802 I feel like I can tell you anything. 751 01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:50,932 Susan? 752 01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:53,059 Susan... 753 01:11:56,771 --> 01:11:59,899 There's something I think I should tell you. 754 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,735 What? 755 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:18,895 You want the light on? 756 01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:09,237 - Good morning, Mr Baskin. - Good morning. Hey, Brett, how are ya? 757 01:14:09,279 --> 01:14:11,781 - Hi, everybody. - Hi, Josh. 758 01:14:11,823 --> 01:14:13,950 Josh, my man! 759 01:14:13,992 --> 01:14:16,202 - Morning. - Morning. 760 01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:21,749 - Good morning, sir. - I'd like some coffee, please, Miss Patterson. 761 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:25,211 - But you don't drink coffee! - Make it black. 762 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:34,679 You know, you two should come to Vermont. It is so pretty up there right now. 763 01:14:34,721 --> 01:14:38,641 - We spent our anniversary there. - All you did was watch TV. 764 01:14:38,683 --> 01:14:43,187 I popped popcorn, too. We watched that intellectual stuff, you know. 765 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:48,484 Did anybody see that great documentary about Columbus on PBS the other night? 766 01:14:49,611 --> 01:14:53,114 - No. Was it good? - I had no idea he had a fourth ship. 767 01:14:53,156 --> 01:14:55,992 - Yeah, the Santa Cristina. - That's right. 768 01:14:56,034 --> 01:14:58,036 Only on his second trip, though. 769 01:14:58,077 --> 01:15:00,705 - You saw it, too. - No. 770 01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:05,293 - But I used to study, you know, that stuff. - Really? 771 01:15:05,335 --> 01:15:09,631 - Dad, I need some help with my algebra. - Not now, Adam. 772 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,342 - But, Dad... - Adam, we have guests. 773 01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:15,219 He has had the roughest time with algebra. 774 01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:18,723 - We've tried tutors, everything. - With algebra? 775 01:15:18,765 --> 01:15:22,560 - I used to study that, too. - Isn't that nice? 776 01:15:23,603 --> 01:15:27,357 Let's say Larry Bird's gonna score ten points in the first quarter. 777 01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:30,735 - How many will he score in the whole game? - 40 points. 778 01:15:30,777 --> 01:15:33,613 - Probably, OK? And that's algebra. - Right. 779 01:15:33,655 --> 01:15:35,782 - But, it is...? - Yeah. 780 01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:41,454 One quarter is to ten points that he scores in that quarter. Just as four... 781 01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:44,624 You're right. He's wonderful. 782 01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:46,668 I know. 783 01:16:15,405 --> 01:16:17,865 "Department of Consumer Affairs"? 784 01:16:20,994 --> 01:16:23,246 Yeah, buddy! It came! 785 01:16:25,290 --> 01:16:27,625 He's never done this before. 786 01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:31,379 Get the art department on the phone. Get them! 787 01:16:31,421 --> 01:16:34,507 - Send out for some sandwiches. - Cajun or deli? 788 01:16:34,549 --> 01:16:37,635 Maybe next year, Brian. Next year. 789 01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:40,430 - You can do it. - I cannot plan a whole line. 790 01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:43,182 Why? Nobody knows more about toys than you. 791 01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:46,853 Susan, doing that means marketing and strategy and stuff like that! 792 01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:49,230 All he wants is a proposal. 793 01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:53,318 You come up with the ideas and I'll handle the marketing. 794 01:16:53,359 --> 01:16:56,487 - But... - Come on, it'll be neat. 795 01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:02,243 Well, I don't know. I don't have any ideas for new toys or anything. 796 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:05,622 Yeah, well, tell him I called again. 797 01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:09,292 - I'll tell him, Mr... - Kopeche. K-O-P... 798 01:17:09,334 --> 01:17:12,086 - You know, he's been very busy. - Yeah, right. 799 01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:14,714 Well, tell him it's important. 800 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:20,219 See, it won't be like these, where you just follow the story along. 801 01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:25,391 You would actually make a whole different story appear, just by pressing these buttons. 802 01:17:25,433 --> 01:17:28,144 An electronic comic book? That's amazing! 803 01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:31,272 Like a living comic book. It'll be different every time. 804 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:34,150 This is incredible. You're brilliant. 805 01:17:34,192 --> 01:17:37,862 If you like one, you could see it over and over and over again. 806 01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:41,991 You're wonderful. 807 01:17:42,033 --> 01:17:44,535 Do you really like it? 808 01:17:45,662 --> 01:17:47,872 - Really? - Really. 809 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:52,794 - You think Mac will like it? - I think... 810 01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:57,257 You know what we could do? We could do, like, sports comic books, 811 01:17:57,298 --> 01:18:00,760 where, if you're going to steal second or something like that... 812 01:18:00,802 --> 01:18:03,721 We could have sports books - baseball, football... 813 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:08,559 Really, it would work for almost any sport. Hockey! 814 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,812 What is it we're doing? 815 01:18:13,982 --> 01:18:16,234 What's going on here? 816 01:18:16,943 --> 01:18:19,237 Well, you know, we're... 817 01:18:21,698 --> 01:18:24,033 Something wrong? 818 01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:28,121 - You don't like it? - No! No. 819 01:18:28,162 --> 01:18:30,248 It's... 820 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:34,711 I mean, if it's an affair, that's one thing. 821 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:38,089 But if it's... 822 01:18:38,131 --> 01:18:40,425 If it's something else... 823 01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:49,684 Not that we have to know right now. But if we think that it could turn into something else, 824 01:18:49,726 --> 01:18:51,936 well... 825 01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,402 How do you feel about all this? 826 01:19:00,528 --> 01:19:02,739 How do I feel about what? 827 01:19:05,533 --> 01:19:08,286 Well, how do you feel about me? 828 01:19:25,386 --> 01:19:28,097 What is that supposed to mean? 829 01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:52,956 Wednesday would be better than Thursday. 830 01:19:52,997 --> 01:19:56,501 - Mr Baskin can't be... - Yeah, I have the key example right here. 831 01:19:57,168 --> 01:19:59,963 Where you been? I've been trying to reach you. 832 01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:03,132 - I'm in the middle of something, OK? - I got the list. 833 01:20:03,174 --> 01:20:08,304 - Can you give me a minute, please? - What? This is it. This is the list. 834 01:20:08,346 --> 01:20:11,849 Would you come back at lunch? I'm a little bit busy right now. 835 01:20:11,891 --> 01:20:13,268 - Hello? - Busy? 836 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:15,436 - Billy! - Are you outta your mind? 837 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:19,983 - Jesus, Billy! Miss Patterson! - It's what we've been waiting for! 838 01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:23,987 I got work to do, can't you understand that? I got a deadline to meet. God! 839 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,158 Who the fuck do you think you are? 840 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,662 You're Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! 841 01:20:32,704 --> 01:20:35,415 I hid you when Dayson was about to rip your head off! 842 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:37,834 You don't get it, do you? This is important! 843 01:20:41,671 --> 01:20:45,550 I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh? 844 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:52,849 And I'm three months older than you are, asshole! 845 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:41,606 "You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard." 846 01:21:41,648 --> 01:21:45,735 "All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs." 847 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,658 "Melt wizard." 848 01:21:55,787 --> 01:21:58,623 "What do you want to melt him with?" 849 01:22:07,298 --> 01:22:09,968 "Throw thermal pod." 850 01:22:46,963 --> 01:22:51,467 - Time for dinner! - Just five more minutes. 851 01:23:56,324 --> 01:23:58,701 Josh? What's wrong? 852 01:24:03,581 --> 01:24:05,792 What is it? 853 01:24:10,255 --> 01:24:14,509 I haven't told you something because I didn't think you'd believe me, 854 01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:17,262 and I didn't think you'd like me any more, so... 855 01:24:17,303 --> 01:24:21,849 Oh, honey, come here! You can tell me anything. What? 856 01:24:27,814 --> 01:24:30,400 Susan, I'm not what you think I am. 857 01:24:33,486 --> 01:24:35,655 What do you mean? 858 01:24:36,406 --> 01:24:39,909 Before I met you, I was in Little League. 859 01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:46,165 I was in Little League, and I rode my bike to school, and I played with my friends... 860 01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:49,919 Josh, what are you talking about? 861 01:24:52,005 --> 01:24:54,424 I wanna go home. 862 01:24:56,217 --> 01:24:59,053 I miss my family, Susan, and I wanna go home. 863 01:24:59,095 --> 01:25:01,848 Oh, my God! You're married! 864 01:25:02,181 --> 01:25:05,143 - No! No... - I knew this was too good to be true. 865 01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:09,606 - There had to be something! - Susan, I'm not married. 866 01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:11,733 - You're not? - No. 867 01:25:12,025 --> 01:25:15,028 I'm a child. 868 01:25:15,069 --> 01:25:17,363 What? 869 01:25:17,405 --> 01:25:22,869 I'm a child, Susan. And I... I'm not ready for all of this! 870 01:25:23,494 --> 01:25:27,665 Oh, that's fine. That is... That's just great. 871 01:25:27,707 --> 01:25:29,834 - What happened... - No, I understand. 872 01:25:29,876 --> 01:25:34,255 - "I'm not ready to make a commitment." - No! No, you don't understand. 873 01:25:34,297 --> 01:25:37,342 - I'm 13 years old. - Oh, and who isn't? 874 01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:40,219 You think there isn't a frightened kid inside of me? 875 01:25:40,261 --> 01:25:43,181 No, I mean I really am thirteen! 876 01:25:43,222 --> 01:25:48,353 I went to bed one night and I was a kid, and when I woke up, I was a grown-up. 877 01:25:48,394 --> 01:25:52,732 Oh, right. And just yesterday, I was a schoolgirl with pigtails. 878 01:25:52,774 --> 01:25:55,485 - Why are you doing this? - There was a carnival... 879 01:25:55,526 --> 01:25:58,696 - Please! - I made a wish on the Zoltar machine. 880 01:25:58,738 --> 01:26:00,365 Oh, stop it! 881 01:26:00,406 --> 01:26:04,494 The Zoltar machine had this bobbing head that looked just like a devil. 882 01:26:04,535 --> 01:26:09,040 If you got a quarter in his mouth, you could make a wish. I did! I made a wish to be big. 883 01:26:09,082 --> 01:26:13,503 What I'm trying to tell you is, I changed into a grown-up, but I'm really just a kid. 884 01:26:13,544 --> 01:26:16,297 Fine, Josh. You're a kid. 885 01:26:19,050 --> 01:26:22,387 Look, I don't know what it is that you're trying to tell me, 886 01:26:22,428 --> 01:26:27,809 but we have a very big presentation to give tomorrow, so I'm gonna get some sleep. 887 01:26:34,315 --> 01:26:37,235 Stupid stuff! Dumb stuff! 888 01:26:37,277 --> 01:26:39,779 Some friend! I don't need him. 889 01:26:43,992 --> 01:26:46,327 Stupid jacket! 890 01:26:51,124 --> 01:26:53,209 Josh? 891 01:26:57,130 --> 01:26:59,215 Josh! 892 01:27:03,553 --> 01:27:05,513 Hi, Mrs Baskin. 893 01:27:16,399 --> 01:27:18,526 Hiya. 894 01:27:18,568 --> 01:27:21,487 I was just looking around in here. 895 01:27:23,990 --> 01:27:27,452 - Your hair's getting longer. - I got it cut yesterday. 896 01:27:32,874 --> 01:27:34,959 He had a birthday. 897 01:27:35,460 --> 01:27:37,795 I know. 898 01:27:39,923 --> 01:27:42,425 He'll be coming back real soon. 899 01:27:45,136 --> 01:27:47,889 Everything's gonna be OK. 900 01:27:50,266 --> 01:27:53,269 - I hope so. - Good night. 901 01:28:29,555 --> 01:28:32,433 Right there! Sea Point Park, New York. 902 01:28:37,397 --> 01:28:39,774 Well? 903 01:28:42,235 --> 01:28:45,446 - Yes? - They're waiting for you. 904 01:28:52,912 --> 01:28:54,664 Thanks. 905 01:28:54,706 --> 01:28:57,166 See you around. 906 01:29:06,342 --> 01:29:10,013 There's this flat screen on the inside with pictures on it. 907 01:29:10,054 --> 01:29:14,017 You read it, and when you get to the bottom, you have to make a choice 908 01:29:14,058 --> 01:29:19,355 of what the character's gonna do - if he's gonna fight the dragon, you push a button. 909 01:29:22,358 --> 01:29:25,653 - Paul? - I don't get it. 910 01:29:25,903 --> 01:29:27,780 - Well... - Paul! 911 01:29:27,822 --> 01:29:31,701 - It's a comic book... - See, there's a computer chip inside, 912 01:29:31,743 --> 01:29:37,040 which stores the choices. At the end of a page, you decide where the story goes. 913 01:29:37,081 --> 01:29:39,375 - That's the point. - Terrific, Susan. 914 01:29:40,084 --> 01:29:43,504 - The kid makes his own decision. - This is possible? 915 01:29:43,546 --> 01:29:46,257 Yeah! In fact, it's a very simple program. 916 01:29:47,133 --> 01:29:49,636 Isn't that right? 917 01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:54,223 So what happens when you run out of choices? 918 01:29:54,265 --> 01:29:57,977 That's the great thing. You can sell different adventures. 919 01:29:58,019 --> 01:30:01,773 Just pop in a brand-new disk, and you get a whole new set of options. 920 01:30:01,814 --> 01:30:05,610 We could market this on a comic-book rack. 921 01:30:06,235 --> 01:30:08,363 I'll be right back. 922 01:30:08,404 --> 01:30:11,032 How much would the unit cost? 923 01:30:11,074 --> 01:30:14,994 Well, our initial figure was around seven... 924 01:30:17,247 --> 01:30:19,374 Around seven dollars, 925 01:30:19,415 --> 01:30:25,129 with a retail cost of about 18.95. 926 01:30:27,048 --> 01:30:30,718 Well, you expect a kid to pay $19 for a comic book? 927 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:33,221 I think a kid... 928 01:30:39,894 --> 01:30:42,313 Will you excuse me? 929 01:30:49,195 --> 01:30:51,406 Josh? 930 01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:53,533 Josh! 931 01:31:08,006 --> 01:31:10,842 Will you take me to Sea Point Park, New York? 932 01:31:10,883 --> 01:31:13,595 Sea Point Park? Josh! 933 01:31:13,636 --> 01:31:15,305 - Not so fast! - Here. 934 01:31:15,346 --> 01:31:18,349 Josh! Josh! 935 01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:21,686 See you back home! 936 01:31:21,728 --> 01:31:24,105 Yeah! 937 01:31:24,147 --> 01:31:28,401 Excuse me. Do you know him? You know Josh? 938 01:31:28,443 --> 01:31:30,778 - Yeah. - You have to tell me where he went. 939 01:31:30,820 --> 01:31:33,448 - Who are you? - I'm... 940 01:31:34,991 --> 01:31:37,577 I'm his girlfriend. 941 01:31:40,455 --> 01:31:44,083 - Billy Kopeche. - You have to tell me where he went. 942 01:31:44,667 --> 01:31:46,794 Please, tell me. 943 01:31:46,836 --> 01:31:49,130 Tell me! 944 01:33:45,580 --> 01:33:47,874 Work, damn it! 945 01:34:20,907 --> 01:34:23,242 - Josh? - Susan! 946 01:34:23,284 --> 01:34:26,371 You know, you don't walk out on somebody. 947 01:34:27,330 --> 01:34:31,876 You don't just get up and leave and walk out like that. 948 01:34:31,918 --> 01:34:34,337 I know. I'm really sorry. 949 01:34:35,296 --> 01:34:39,008 I'm really sorry, but... I didn't know what to do. 950 01:34:39,050 --> 01:34:41,970 I didn't know what to say. 951 01:35:00,488 --> 01:35:02,991 Oh, God! 952 01:35:03,032 --> 01:35:05,326 You got your wish. 953 01:35:06,369 --> 01:35:09,038 - I tried to tell you... - I didn't listen. 954 01:35:09,080 --> 01:35:13,418 - I guess I didn't hear you, or want to. - I tried to tell you last night. 955 01:35:13,459 --> 01:35:18,131 - Even if I did listen... - I've been thinking about this. I've been... 956 01:35:19,048 --> 01:35:24,387 There's a million reasons for me to go home, but there's only one reason for me to stay. 957 01:35:26,764 --> 01:35:29,767 What reason is that? 958 01:35:31,603 --> 01:35:33,730 Well... 959 01:35:33,771 --> 01:35:35,857 You! 960 01:35:36,816 --> 01:35:39,902 Oh, come on... Come on. 961 01:35:47,285 --> 01:35:50,079 So, what are you? Fifteen? Sixteen? 962 01:35:52,707 --> 01:35:55,543 Well, I'm thirteen. 963 01:36:01,591 --> 01:36:03,927 Well, that explains it! 964 01:36:15,563 --> 01:36:18,232 Maybe you could come with me. 965 01:36:21,152 --> 01:36:22,987 No! 966 01:36:24,030 --> 01:36:25,198 No... 967 01:36:25,239 --> 01:36:27,367 Why not? 968 01:36:27,408 --> 01:36:30,078 I've been there before. 969 01:36:33,915 --> 01:36:36,542 It's hard enough the first time. 970 01:36:37,877 --> 01:36:40,380 You know what I mean? 971 01:36:41,714 --> 01:36:44,300 You don't know what I mean. 972 01:36:53,226 --> 01:36:56,062 Come on, I'll drive you home. 973 01:37:00,984 --> 01:37:04,487 - I'm sorry. - No, I'll be OK. 974 01:37:04,529 --> 01:37:06,739 You'll be fine. 975 01:37:06,781 --> 01:37:09,325 In ten years, who knows? 976 01:37:10,868 --> 01:37:13,746 Maybe you should hold onto my number. 977 01:37:32,181 --> 01:37:34,767 So this is where you live? 978 01:37:36,185 --> 01:37:39,939 - Which one is it? - That one right there, just... 979 01:37:41,524 --> 01:37:43,610 That's nice. 980 01:37:47,697 --> 01:37:50,700 I'm gonna miss you. 981 01:37:50,742 --> 01:37:53,453 I'm gonna miss you, too. 982 01:37:57,165 --> 01:38:00,710 - You won't even remember me. - Oh, yes, I will. 983 01:40:05,001 --> 01:40:07,086 Mom? 984 01:40:07,879 --> 01:40:10,006 - Mom! - Josh? 985 01:40:10,048 --> 01:40:12,133 - It's me! - Josh? 986 01:40:12,926 --> 01:40:15,470 Josh! Oh, my God! 987 01:40:15,511 --> 01:40:17,680 Oh, thank God you're home! 988 01:40:17,722 --> 01:40:20,892 Oh, Mom... I missed you all so much. 989 01:40:30,652 --> 01:40:33,988 - I'm just not good enough. - What are you talking about? 990 01:40:34,030 --> 01:40:37,408 You hit the ball over the fence almost every time in stickball. 991 01:40:37,450 --> 01:40:41,120 You just gotta get used to a fatter bat. 992 01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:44,582 - You really think I could do it? - Yeah! 993 01:40:44,624 --> 01:40:49,170 - Come on, we'll hit some after supper. - OK. I'll call for ya. 994 01:44:03,990 --> 01:44:07,118 Subtitles by Visiontext 995 01:44:07,327 --> 01:44:09,412 ENGLISH 76583

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