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Since I'm having a bath,
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you might assume
it's the first Sunday of the month.
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Nah, not this time, it's not.
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Today is a special occasion.
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Stanisław's new fiancée
and her parents will be visiting us today.
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It's a fairly significant event for us,
as Stanisław is our eldest son
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who will, eventually,
inherit our entire estate.
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We'll marry Aniela off to a magnate's son
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and Jakub, our second son,
will receive nothing.
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Unfortunately, Stanisław's bride-to-be
comes from a merchant family
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from the city of Wilanow.
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I'm really trying to curb my assumptions,
but... people from the city?
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Courtesans and criminals everywhere
and inescapable moral decay.
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It's pretty embarrassing.
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You'll see, Dad.
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Jadwinia is awesome.
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Harder.
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So how do I look?
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I would like to see the other option.
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Well, there is no other option.
The Turkish bazaar has decided.
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Let's show those city folks
what country style is.
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Dad, please. It's creepy.
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Hey, isn't that your funeral dress,
Mother?
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It's not just for funerals.
It's also for lamentable engagements.
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They're here!
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Morning.
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Welcome to Adamczycha...
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...the biggest little village in Poland.
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Thank you, dear ones. I'm Rozalia.
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And you, Ma'am, must be Zofia.
May we call each other by our first names?
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No.
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I'm pleased to meet you. I'm Aniela.
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Ciesław Ryczyński.
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A visit from a famous merchant,
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who is a globetrotter
and an experienced peddler.
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This will be
a wonderful opportunity to learn.
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- This your first country visit?
- No. Not at all.
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Oh yeah?
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So have you ever seen a cow?
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I could teach a merchant
all sorts of things.
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Strategic thinking, calculation tactics,
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and the art of negotiation.
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A cow. Ever seen one?
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- A cow?
- That's right.
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- Well, yes, I have.
- Ah.
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So how does a cow go?
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- I beg your pardon?
- Baa?
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No...
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I believe a cow goes...
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moo?
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Moo.
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I was just testing you.
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People love to pretend they are
from the country.
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Stanisław! Your greeting has gone on
long enough.
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Ever since I turned 14,
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all I've been able
to think about is marriage.
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NOTES
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Oh wow.
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Look at this!
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- Check out her veil!
- Oh, yeah.
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Wait, check this out.
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Oh, man!
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Boys? What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Uh, Jan Paweł, Listen.
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I know we gathered here
for a completely different reason,
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but it wouldn't be like me not to touch
on my profession with you a little.
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I'd like to make you
a business proposition.
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I've been in contact
with a merchant from the Netherlands.
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His business is thriving and he
needs large quantities of rye, and so...
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Ciesław, I have a question.
Why do you have a saber?
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Oh, you mean this?
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Uh, I guess... I don't know.
Uh, I guess it's in vogue now.
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Vogue, huh?
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I keep on telling him,
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"Ciesław, I'll just give you a fork
since you already have a knife."
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Mm.
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A saber is the accessory
of a nobleman, of a warrior.
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We use it to defend the Commonwealth.
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Well, in the city,
we treat it more like a...
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a fashion accessory.
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It's cultural appropriation.
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How would you feel
if I walked in here with...
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What kinds of things are cities known for?
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- Excrement in the streets.
- Well, there you go.
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How would you feel if I walked in here
holding your excrement in my hand?
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Dad, are you sure you know
what excrement is?
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Ugh. That Ciesław is
a complete and utter buffoon.
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"Oh-ho-ho. I've been to the Netherlands."
"Oh-ho-ho. I speak French."
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"Oh-ho-ho.
I wash my hands after I pee."
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How about
we give you a little tour of the estate?
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Ladies and gentlemen separately.
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- Are we going to drown an effigy?
- What else?
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I dunno. I just thought
we would be drowning a real Marzanna.
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St. George, our patron saint of spring,
needs to know we're taking him seriously.
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But this... this effigy is so makeshift.
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Well, yeah,
but if we drown the real Marzanna,
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St. George might get used to
a certain level of service.
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Mm-hm.
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And we'll also run out of Real Marzannas
for the drowning next year.
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And how do you know that?
Maybe Arleta will name her baby Marzanna?
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I definitely vote for the effigy.
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Yes but you're not impartial, Marzanna.
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Tonight, there's a dance
to celebrate spring,
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and the whole village will be there.
And who knows?
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Maybe some noblewom...
uh, noblemen will come?
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Who are you bringing to the dance?
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No one.
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Well, um, maybe someone cool will come
from another village and we can hang out.
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- Hold it.
- Right.
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Hey, can you help me over here?
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I suppose that girls don't get bored
in Wilanow?
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What do you mean?
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Theaters, fairs, concerts.
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- You can just enjoy all of it.
- Yeah.
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But I'm more into boys.
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And fast horses.
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Uh, wanna do some shots?
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Mm-hmm.
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Lady Zofia,
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I think we got off on the wrong foot.
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Why don't you tell me about yourself?
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What do you do in your spare time?
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I often think
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about Beelzebub whipping us
for our sins in hell.
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That sounds intriguing.
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What's that pleasant violet-like smell?
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Oh, it must be me.
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I often hear that I smell of spring.
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It looks like it's stopped snowing.
Come, girls! We're leaving!
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No, we're gonna stay here.
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What a lovely tea set.
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Thanks.
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But I'm not going to give it to you.
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Ah, that Rozalia...
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It's been a long time
since someone upset me so much.
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I imagine you've already seen a snowfall?
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Jan Paweł, can we get back to the merchant
from the Netherlands for a second?
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- Europe is changing quickly these days.
- On the contrary.
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- What do you mean?
- We're nearing the end of history.
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- End of history?
- Of course.
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We humans have achieved the pinnacle
of development and nothing more awaits us.
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What more could there be?
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- Perpetual development.
- Here's the watering hole for the horses.
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- ...leads to progress...
- Two barns here.
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- ...for us to reform our economy...
- Dad. Dad!
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...and improve
our living conditions.
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We've gotta keep up
with this changing world, my dears.
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Remember. Perpetual development.
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My neighbor Andrzej.
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- And the owner of...
- Half of Adamczycha.
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- Right. The bigger half.
- Doesn't matter.
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- Ciesław Ryczyński.
- Andrzej Pobreża. Pleased to meet you.
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- That's a stylish zhupan! Yeah.
- This? Ah, it's just an old one.
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Well, it's still nice.
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Andrzej, we would love to chat, but...
Just not with you.
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Uh, is that your carriage
in Jan Paweł's yard?
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That's mine. I brought it here myself
from the Netherlands.
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- Ciesław, you've been to the Netherlands?
- Sure. The Netherlands, France...
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- The perks of being a merchant.
- Well, we do some traveling too.
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Yes. In fact, just last month,
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we attended the annual town hanging
of escaped Mazovian serfs.
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- What was it called?
- The Goraszka Air Show.
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- Yes. That's the one.
- Mm.
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JEW'S
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So what's next?
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Supper?
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Sure.
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Uh, got any smokes?
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Oh. Wow.
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- Aniela!
- Oh.
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- Hey.
- Maciej.
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Um, this is Jadwiga,
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my brother's fiancée.
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Wow. I didn't know your
brother was getting married.
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It would seem
that he's found his soulmate.
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He came on a fast horse.
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Uh, listen,
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I'm just curious...
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Will you be going to the dance tonight?
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I'm sure it'll be dull.
Hopelessly boring and dull.
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Shall we?
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It might also be fun.
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Unfortunately, we've got guests.
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Hey, I really like your shirt.
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Have a nice evening.
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Jadwiga hit the jackpot.
A nobleman and a talented musician.
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Yes. I play a little bit myself.
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So, I appreciate it even more.
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"I play a little bit."
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Mr. Ciesław is a virtuoso on the mandolin!
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Aw, come on. A virtuoso?
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Not at all.
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Mr. Ciesław, why don't you play something?
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No, I couldn't possibly.
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- I'm not that skilled. No, I couldn't.
- Come on. Please!
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Come on, honey.
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- Ciesław!
- Ciesław! Ciesław! Ciesław!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Well, all right.
But I'll just play something simple.
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Oh, wow. You're very talented.
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Bravo, Ciesław!
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Ciesław! Ciesław!
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Ciesław!
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I wanted to show you some of my moves.
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I guess you didn't know
that your old man is such a good dancer!
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- I like the way you think, Jan Paweł.
- See, Stanisław?
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Your dad's still got game.
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Bravo!
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In French too!
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I don't think that was French.
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Jakub?
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Ah. I've never seen your room.
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Listen, Brother.
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First of all, I'm really sorry
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for all the pranks I pulled on you
when we were kids.
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But I've already apologized
for that, right?
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No, this is the very first time
we've spoken in ten years.
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My relationship with my brother
can be summarized in two words,
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Cain and Abel.
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Lorem ipsum dolor si deli.
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Consectetur, ad...
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Booyah.
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Stanisław, stop it!
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- What do you say, bro? Will you marry us?
- Of course I will, Stanisław.
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You're my brother, after all.
You'll get the family rate.
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Okay, great.
So in ten minutes by the outhouse?
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What?
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I want to become a married man
as soon as possible.
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Uh... sure, but we have to prepare first.
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We've got to make a guest list,
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And we should wait until summer.
Maybe June?
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Because the estate
won't smell like fertilizer.
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- August would be lovely as well.
- Or we could just do the outhouse?
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I like the smell of fertilizer.
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Come, my dears!
We're ready to eat!
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- Ah. You know...
- Yes?
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We simply had the best time
at the premiere of Tartuffe.
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Hm, Tartuffe?
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A new play by Molière.
Oh, it's quite brilliant and subversive.
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And it reminded me
of La Fontaine's newest fable,
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in which a fox approaches a tree
and then looks up and says to a...
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What rubbish.
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- Rubbish?
- A talking fox?
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Do you hear
what you're saying, Ciesław?
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00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,625
I'm not sure I understand.
248
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,625
What's the problem?
249
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,291
Foxes don't talk,
250
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,735
and you don't need to go
all the way to France to know that.
251
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,541
- But, I mean, it's a fable.
- Dad, let him finish the story.
252
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:31,500
Oh, I'm sorry.
253
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,291
- So...
- So, Ciesław, who's the fox talking to?
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00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,125
To a crow.
255
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,916
A crow, you say?
256
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,791
A fox talking to a crow?
For fuck's sake!
257
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,375
So we're assuming that a fox,
by some miracle, has learned to talk.
258
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,416
That some peasant took him in
and taught him a bunch of basic phrases.
259
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500
"Yes, yes." "No, no."
260
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,000
But what are the chances
261
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,208
of a talking fox running into a crow
262
00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,791
who can also talk?
263
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:04,125
I assume they speak the same language too?
How many languages are there in the world?
264
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,208
About seven.
265
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,541
- Nine, maybe.
- There!
266
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,958
Ciesław, you are a liar!
A fox that can talk is a lie.
267
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,958
Europe being on the brink
of change is also a lie.
268
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,208
And that saber
at your hip is the biggest lie of all!
269
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:19,583
- Jesus Christ!
- Dad, stop!
270
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:24,750
A saber isn't in "vogue!"
It's practically an extension of my arm!
271
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:27,708
I was born more noble
than you were...
272
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:30,916
And you simply can't stand it, Ciesław!
273
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,916
Dad, you've never used that saber
in your entire life! So, stop it!
274
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,625
This weapon runs in my blood.
275
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:44,125
And I'm gonna prove it to you.
You there. Bring those apples over here.
276
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,166
The very first day of spring.
277
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:53,250
Oh, how I hate this day.
278
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:59,000
Dad, we get it.
You're a master fencer. We believe you.
279
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:02,041
It's okay, maid.
Don't worry. This is 100% safe.
280
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,208
Jan Paweł, just your willingness
to do this is enough...
281
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,375
Jesus, Dad!
282
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,166
Stop screaming, or I'll miss!
283
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,416
You swung right at the height of her neck!
284
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,125
That was a test. Just a test.
285
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:20,250
I think he can fail at least twice.
Maids are a dime a dozen.
286
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,083
I'll get it on the first try.
I'm a Sarmatian.
287
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,125
Ready! Fire!
288
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:28,375
Ooh!
289
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:38,791
Where's my finger?
290
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:41,250
Oh!
291
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,625
My zhupan!
292
00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:50,208
Dad, you cut off her finger!
293
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:52,791
No. I don't think I did!
294
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:55,083
Oh, come on! Look at her!
295
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,458
All right, give me the tablecloth
to stop the bleeding!
296
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:02,208
You psycho!
You cut off my mother's finger!
297
00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:04,916
I most certainly did not.
It fell off on its own!
298
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,958
Look for it!
Maybe we can stitch it back on!
299
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,333
Rozalia.
300
00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:15,666
I think you may have leprosy.
301
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:27,625
Well, because of you,
Jadwiga broke off the engagement.
302
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,291
- Hm.
- Because of me?
303
00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:33,583
Dad! You cut off her mother's finger!
304
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:37,833
Eh, sure, but it was just her ring finger.
It's the least useful finger of all.
305
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,083
Don't overreact, Stanisław.
That marriage wasn't meant to be anyway.
306
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,083
It was a misalliance with a city girl.
307
00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:45,517
What were you thinking
trying to choose a bride on your own?
308
00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:48,375
Jesus, Mom!
Your attitude is positively prehistoric.
309
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,291
Everyone should follow their heart.
310
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:53,458
That's exactly it!
And my heart is throbbing so hard.
311
00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:55,666
If I don't get married,
I don't know what I'll do.
312
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,666
Everyone should follow their heart?
Really?
313
00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:01,208
Do you think I followed my heart
when I married your father? That's absurd.
314
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,958
You think it's... absurd?
315
00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:06,541
Yes.
316
00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:08,875
All right. Enough of this tomfoolery.
317
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:10,416
We'll find you somebody else,
318
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,541
and Aniela will marry a magnate's son.
319
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,416
That's the end of it!
320
00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:22,833
I would rather die first!
321
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:27,708
Me too!
322
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:35,833
We love you,
and we still know what's best for you!
323
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,916
Marrying a city girl.
324
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,125
You might as well marry
some kind of wild creature!
325
00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,208
Right!
326
00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:44,125
No offense.
327
00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:55,625
All of my buddies
have been married for a long time now.
328
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,125
And they laugh at me.
329
00:24:58,208 --> 00:25:01,333
Staszek the bachelor.
Staszek the bachelor.
330
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,208
I've gotten really close
a few times before,
331
00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:08,833
but then my dad always shows up,
and cuts off somebody's finger!
332
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,750
So is what they say about
the blacksmith's helpers true?
333
00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:13,125
- That they're the most boring guys.
- What're you doing here?
334
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:15,958
What I love the most.
Pissing off my parents.
335
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:23,125
So is what they say
about noblewomen true, then?
336
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:26,875
- Ah!
- That they're crazier than all of us?
337
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,166
They're playing my song now!
338
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,291
Come on!
339
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:43,916
Whoo!
340
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:30,375
Today was
an excellent lesson for all my children.
341
00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:35,875
You can study your whole life,
travel the world, read books in French...
342
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:39,541
But in the end, all that really matters is
your station at birth.
343
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,208
And that's the real cautionary tale.
344
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:46,333
Not some stupid talking fox and crow.
345
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,083
As for the finger,
346
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,541
it was never found.
347
00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,291
Love is patient,
348
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,375
Love is kind.
349
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,000
Love is...
350
00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:23,541
unacceptable.
351
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:10,500
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