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I don't know why..
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..but this painting
always makes me laugh
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Punch, Judy, wrap it up.
It will look nice in the bathroom.
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BATGIRL:
Bathroom?
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[METAL CLICKS]
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I consider the bathroom
more of a library than art gallery
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[GROANS]
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Judy!
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[GRUNTS AND PANTS]
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[GROWLS]
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Someone should frame that move
because it was a masterpiece.
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The kids are here.
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But where's the den mother?
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[CLASHING]
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Hey! Huh!
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Have you seen my latest piece?
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It's called Bat Bits on Canvas.
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[JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[BOTH GASP]
[BUILDING RUMBLES]
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[GRUNTS]
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[BEEPING]
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JOKER:
Oops, gotta run.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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Don't look at me like that
I'm going to be late
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[BLASTS]
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[JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[MAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
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Looks like Joker's gonna need
some new goons.
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See if you two can pick up his trail.
I'll join you shortly.
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Where are you going?
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I have to deal
with a whole other kind of craziness
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[GRAPPLING GUN FIRES]
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Hurry, hurry. Can't miss it.
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Yes!
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MALE ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
Here's Harley!
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[AUDIENCE ON TV
CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
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[KISS]
Hiya, folks.
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Time for an hour of love and laughter
with me, Dr Harlene Quinzelle.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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With Valentine's Day
right around the corner..
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..Harley's here with helpful advice.
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[PHONE BUTTON BEEPS]
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- Talk to me.
- Hi, Harley
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Uh, there's this girl I like...
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Three words Romeo,
flowers, flowers, flowers.
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And never take no for an answer.
Have a good one, pudding.
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[PHONE BUTTON BEEPS]
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What's your query, dearie?
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Dr Quinzelle, last week,
you told a girl named Monica.
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.. to ignore her parents' wishes
and go out with a guy named Stan?
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I remember.
Two sweet, crazy kids in love.
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I'm Monica's mother
Where do you come off telling her...?
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Uh, sorry, folks. Just some nutcase.
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I told you to screen those calls
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We'll be right back
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Think loving thoughts.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
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Pop psychology at its worst.
That girl's theories are unfounded.
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Her professional manner's a joke.
And her training, if any, is shoddy at best.
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I love this show!
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The girl's more screw-loose than me.
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Oh, Jimmy Herbert, network bigwig.
What brings you to the set today?
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Let me guess,
in search of fashion advice?
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Speaking of advice,
what kind are you giving these people?
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Are you questioning me?
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Everyone who has an online degree
in psychology, please raise your hand
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Oh, okay.
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Then how about we let the professionals
do their job, all right, hon?
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This show is supposed to help people.
You've turned it into a circus.
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I know. And you wanna talk circus.
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Wait till you see
my Valentine's Day special.
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Look, there won't be
a Valentine's Day special if you keep this...
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Oopsies, gotta get back. Latersville.
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Welcome back
I've got a real treat for you.
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HARLEY:
An exclusive, very intimate one-on-one...
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..with Gotham's most elusive bachelor,
Bruce Wayne.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Mmm. What's cooking, good-looking?
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Well, Dr. Quinzelle...
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[HARLEY GIGGLES]
[BRUCE GRUNTS]
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Call me Harley. Everyone does.
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Okay, Harley.
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I'd like to talk about
the Wayne Foundation's..
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..charity drive for crime victims.
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Oh, civic-minded too.
But let's talk about your love life.
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Now, Harley, you promised I'd have
a chance to promote the charity drive.
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[HARLEY SNORING]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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We want the juice, Bruce.
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This is your secret life, Bruce Wayne.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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[ALARM WAILING]
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[ROBIN GRUNTS]
[MAN PANTS]
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- Uh-oh.
- Bruce?
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Oh, yeah
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You remember Kiki, don't you, Brucie?
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[AUDIENCE MUMBLES]
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Oh...
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Well, she remembers you
And she's dishing the dirt.
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[AUDIENCE TEASING AND LAUGHING]
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[BRUCE CHUCKLES]
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BATGIRL: He's faced some
pretty nasty sneak attacks.
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But nothing like this
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We have to save him
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It's too late, Robin.
There's nothing we can do.
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So we're having a nice dinner,
and suddenly he's all:
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"I have to see
to some important business."
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Out Bruce Wayne runs,
leaving me to pay the check.
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[AUDIENCE BOOING]
[KIKI CRYING]
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Oh, terrible. Just terrible
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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About time someone stuck it
to that rich oaf
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How about we take some calls now?
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[DIALING THEN PHONE RINGS]
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Hi, hi
You're on Heart to Heart With Harley.
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Evening, Harley. Mr. J here.
Frequent watcher, frequent caller.
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Great show tonight.
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Mr. J., my favorite caller.
Nice to hear from you again
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Well, I just wanted to say..
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..men like Bruce Wayne
deserve to be baked into a giant pie...
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..and then launched
into the side of a building.
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Figuratively speaking, of course.
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[HARLEY GIGGLING]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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Gotta say, your mind works
in interesting ways, Mr. J
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I've had enough of this. I'm out of here.
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Uh-oh. Hey!
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Hold your horses, Brucie
We're not done yet.
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Oh, yes, you are
I'm sorry, Mr. Wayne.
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Neither this woman nor this show
will ever trouble you again.
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You're no psychologist, you're a joke.
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- But...
- You're off the air.
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Wha...? No...!
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[STATIC HISSES]
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[TEST TONE PLAYING]
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Oh, the poor kid.
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Yanked in mid-show.
She'll be an emotional wreck.
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Someone should take advantage of that
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Face it, Harley.
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No one's ever gonna take you
seriously as a psychologist.
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They just can't see
past my playful exterior.
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Story of my life.
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[DOOR BELL RINGING]
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Hello?
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JOKER:
Dr. Quinzelle?
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Forgive the intrusion,
but I just had to meet you.
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I'm your number one fan.
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[DOOR CLICKS]
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I'm Mr. J.
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Huh?
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JOKER: Must admit, I'm surprised
that you wanted to hang out.
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Most ladies
would find my lifestyle eccentric
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Oh, I may act goofy on TV,
but I'm still a doctor.
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Extreme personalities intrigue me.
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And an extreme personality like yours might
be the ticket to getting back my old show.
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And maybe finally some respect.
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Oh.
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So you're stringing old Mr. J. Along
just to write some tell-all book?
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I'll split the profits with you 50-50.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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You've got moxie
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I feed moxie to the hyenas.
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[WHISTLES]
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[HYENAS YELP]
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[GROWLING]
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[GASPS]
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Sit!
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[HYENAS WHIMPER]
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You're good.
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Now, what do you say we sit down
and, you know..
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..have a heart to heart with Harley?
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Hmm.
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Oh, where do I begin?
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I guess for as long as I remember,
I always wanted to make people laugh.
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I see.
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The neighbors say they saw the doctor
leave freely with Mr. J.
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Wonder what he could want with her.
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He saw a vulnerable person
he could manipulate.
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Someone good for a few laughs
until he got bored.
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And join us again next week
when Batman analyzes..
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..the Freudian implications
of Penguin's umbrella.
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[HARLEY CRYING]
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It's bad enough the network said
I wasn't a real psychologist
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They said I was a joke.
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I happen to like jokes.
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Besides, there are worse names.
I know, I've been called them.
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Guess we have a few things
in common, huh?
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You know what two sad sacks
like us need?
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A night on the town.
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I don't know
That seems awfully unprofessional.
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- Consider it research for your book.
- But what if...?
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You're seen associating
with a certified criminal whack-job?
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A costume
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That way no one will know it's you.
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Ha-ha!
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JOKER:
Harlene Quinzelle becomes Harley Quinn.
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[WHISTLES THEN PANTS]
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[JOKER SINGING
"SETTING THE WOODS ON FIRE"]
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Comb your hair and paint and powder
You act proud and I'll act prouder
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You sing loud and I'll sing louder
Tonight we're setting the woods on fire
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You're my gal and I'm your feller
Dress up in your frock of yeller
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I'll look swell but you'll look sweller
Setting the woods on fire
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We'll take in all the honky tonks
Tonight we're having fun
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We'll show the folks a brand new dance
That never has been done
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I don't care who thinks we're silly
You'll be daffy and I'll be dilly
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We'll order up two bowls of chili
Setting the woods on fire
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[JOKER VOCALIZING]
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[BOTH SINGING]
I don't care who thinks we're silly
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You'll be daffy and I'll be dilly
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We'll order up two bowls of chili
Setting the woods on fire
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[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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No riders.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Oh!
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[HARLEY SCREAMS]
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[CRASHING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING MANICALLY]
[HARLEY SCREAMING]
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Huh? What was that?
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Hi, folks. Don't mind us.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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Some fun, eh, kid?
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Has anyone ever survived
a night out with you?
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There's a first time for everything.
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Leave him alone!
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[SCREAMING]
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BATMAN:
Dr. Quinzelle?
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Call me Harley Quinn.
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What are you doing?
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BATMAN: Joker's a psychopath
- Huh?
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Better than what you are.
A third wheel!
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[HARLEY GRUNTS]
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Hold this for me, will you? Thanks.
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[BOTH GASP]
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Here's our floor
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[HARLEY SCREAMS]
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[HARLEY YELLING]
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Fear not Salvation is at hand.
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[HARLEY SCREAMING LOUDLY]
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A little trick I borrowed from Penguin.
Remind me to send him a fish.
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[EXPLODING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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[BOTH GASPING]
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Authorities are at a loss to explain..
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00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,540
.. how the diamond was stolen
from the high-security vault.
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And a police investigation is underway.
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FEMALE REPORTER: In other news,
there is still no official word..
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.. on the bizarre transformation
of Dr. Harlene Quinzelle
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Huh?
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According to eyewitness accounts,
the doctor has been sporting a new look.
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.. while keeping time
with Gotham's most wanted wacko
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Noted TV psychologist Elliot Blaine
offered this observation.
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It's no surprise
that Dr. Quinzelle jumped the track
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She was a sad, needy person
who tried to fill the void in her own soul..
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.. by dispensing superficial
relationship advice to others
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What?
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I'll have a full profile of Dr. Quinzelle
tonight on my primetime special.
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[GROANING]
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Ah, you big phony
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That was supposed to be
my Valentine's special.
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[CRACKS]
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JOKER:
Happy Valentine's Day, kid.
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I brought you something.
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What?
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Pretty.
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Oh...
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I wanted to give you a present
for all the fun we've been having.
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What is it that you want?
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Ah, that's what I want.
To get even with those jerks
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I was trying to help people
and now I'm the bad guy?
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More of an accomplice, actually.
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[HARLEY GROANING]
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They should all suffer
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Sounds like a hoot.
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What we have with Harlene Quinzelle
is a textbook case of a woman..
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..deluded by a fantasy image of herself
as a healer and caregiver
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HARLEY: Hey, doc.
I got a text bookcase for you.
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[GASPS]
[BOOKCASE CRASHING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Hi, hi, Gotham
Harley's back for a special farewell show.
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[CLICKS THEN HARLEY GRUNTS]
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[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
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[GROWLING]
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[SCREAMING]
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JOKER:
Woo-hoo
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Keep your seats, people
The little lady's just warming up.
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Oh, that's right, pudding.
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00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,069
I'm going to set the record straight.
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Then finish my broadcasting career
with a big bang!
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Let's go.
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What? We can't wait for the commercial?
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So you didn't like my show?
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Well, try this one
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[WHISTLES]
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[GROWLING]
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When Animals Attack People I Hate!
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00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,431
It's a comedy.
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[HYENAS LAUGHING]
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[BATGIRL GRUNTING]
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00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,941
You're cancelled. Again.
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00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,944
[GROWLING]
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[GUN CLICKS THEN SPILLS]
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[SIZZLES THEN SNAPS]
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00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,328
Huh?
[RUMBLES]
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Oh, thanks, sweetie.
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Now, drag her outside
and Joker-gas her or something.
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You, ordering me around?
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Don't go too far.
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I've indulged you
only because it amused me.
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Yes, sir.
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[LAUGHS]
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You little imp
I can never stay mad at you
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[GIGGLES]
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Uh-oh.
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[GROWLS]
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Don't move.
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Very funny.
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[GRUNTING]
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You bats won't pull the plug
on my special.
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[SCREAMING]
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What have you done?
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They sent me down in flames.
So I'm returning the favor.
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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There are three more bombs
planted around this building.
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Once they go, all Gotham Broadcasting
comes tumbling down
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Show the man, Harley
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Ha!
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Not gonna happen.
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[GRUNTS]
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[BOMB CLICKS]
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[SCREAMS THEN BOMB EXPLODES]
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I'm okay Help the audience.
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[SCREAMING]
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[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
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[ROBIN GRUNTS]
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This way, people.
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Time to make tracks, boys
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[WHISTLES]
[HYENAS WHIMPER]
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So long, little Harley Quinn
It's been fun.
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[METAL CREAKING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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[RUMBLES]
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[SIREN WAILING]
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The Joker doesn't care about anyone
but himself.
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He never has and he never will.
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You'd think
a psychologist would know better.
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[SPLURTS]
Huh?
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00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:27,912
Huh?
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00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,836
[LAUGHING]
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00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:45,596
[JOKER AND HARLEY LAUGHING]
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