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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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STRANGE:
Imagine..
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..peering
into the depths of the criminal mind..
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..unlocking its terrible secrets.
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I, Professor Hugo Strange,
bring you the next generation..
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..in crime-fighting technology.
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[CLOTH SWISHING]
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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The Digitally Advanced Villain Emulator...
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..or D.A.V.E
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D.A.V E. Is made up of the combined
psychological profiles...
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..of the most diabolical criminals...
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..committed to Arkham Asylum
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Designed to mimic
their very thought patterns..
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..D.A.V.E. can be relied upon
to better catch these criminals..
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..even anticipate their crimes
before they're committed.
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D.A.V E.'s artificial intelligence
is so advanced...
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..he doesn't even realize
he's a computer program
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Professor, can we trust AI technology
that thinks it's a criminal?
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Perhaps a demonstration will allay
your concerns, commissioner
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D.A.V E.:
Good evening, Gotham P D
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How might I assist you?
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Now, D A.V.E., what would you make
of the theft of 20 tons of ostrich feathers...
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..and a break-in at Neugog Chemical
both in the same night?
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D.A.V E.:
A Joker scheme.
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The crime clown will
threaten to have the city tickled to death..
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..by feathers treated
with a Joker toxin...
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..unless, that is,
his ransom demands are met
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A respectable crime, to be sure..
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..though I personally would commit
something more elaborate
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If your mind didn't happen
to be sentenced to life..
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..in this electronic prison, D.A.V.E.
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D.A.V E.:
On the contrary, professor..
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..as long as I have my mind,
Gotham City shall never be safe.
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[D.A V.E. POWERING DOWN]
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[GROANS]
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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- D.A.V E., are you there? D.A.V.E.?
- What just happened?
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STRANGE: D.A.V E.
Has uploaded himself off the server.
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Gotham's ultimate criminal mastermind..
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..has just escaped
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[THUNDER CLAPPING]
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[TAPPING ON KEYBOARD]
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Hmm. I've no idea
what could have caused this glitch.
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Better call one of the techies down here.
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Perhaps we should call
the Batman instead.
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The Dark Knight fights real criminals,
professor, not floppy disks.
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A "real criminal" is exactly what
the Digitally Advanced Villain Emulator...
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..thinks it is
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How can D.A.V.E not realize
it's a computer program..
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..if it just uploaded itself?
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The criminally insane
create their own reality, Mr. Wayne
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And now I fear D.A.V E.
Will attempt to carry out..
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..his preprogrammed
super-villain impulses
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And how exactly is it supposed to do that
without a body?
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[SIZZLING]
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[BEEPING]
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[POWERING DOWN]
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Huh?
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Reprogramming?
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[GROANING]
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[GASPING]
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What are you?
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D.A.V E.:
Not what.
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Who.
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D.A.V E.:
I like your coat.
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[GASPING]
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[ON TV] Now let's turn
to Dan Robbins with the wea...
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D.A.V E. [ON TV]:
Hello, Gotham, I am D.A V E.
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For years you have listened
to the idle threats of criminals.
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.. who have vowed and failed
to bring the city to its knees
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Well, I am no ordinary criminal
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I am Gotham's ultimate
criminal mastermind.
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And I'm about to prove that even
the most heavily secured institutions..
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.. can't prevent me
from committing the ultimate crime..
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.. a crime of such scope and genius.
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.. that soon all of Gotham will be mine.
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A tad cliché, isn't he?
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Pure textbook announcing his crime
over the airwaves...
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..a massive ego trademarks of the villain
profiles that make up D.A.V.E.'s brain.
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So where will D.A.V.E strike?
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BRUCE:
Nothing is more heavily secured..
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..than Gotham's
most powerful supercomputer.
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That contains the city's most sensitive data,
financial and otherwise
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And in the wrong hands,
that data could bring the city to its knees.
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[METAL CLASHING
AND MAN GROANING]
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[GRUNTING]
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D.A.V E.:
Estimated lack of consciousness:
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10 minutes, 34 seconds.
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Estimated completion of data acquisition:
Nine minutes, 15 seconds.
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[ELEVATOR DINGING]
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D.A.V E.:
Good evening, gentlemen
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[GRUNTING]
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[COUGHING]
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D.A.V E.:
A million possible security codes.
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Let's try them all.
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D.A.V E.:
Timing is everything.
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D.A.V E:
Ah. The central data server.
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Gotham City, in the palm of my hand.
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D.A.V E.:
The Batman. You're late
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Didn't know I was expected
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D.A.V E.: My superior intellect
considers all possible actions...
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..including the most predictable ones.
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[GRUNTING]
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D.A.V E.:
Don't let my appearance fool you, Batman.
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My mind is most human.
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Or should I say, superhuman?
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D.A.V E., why are you doing this?
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D.A.V E.:
Did you say why?
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Why do you dress like a bat?
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Why do you fight crime?
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Why do we do anything, Batman?
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I do what I do
because I have made it my purpose..
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..like you have made it yours
to stop me.
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But shall fail trying.
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D.A.V E.:
Go ahead, Batman, save yourself.
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[GRUNTS]
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D.A.V E. [ON TV]:
Hello again, Gotham
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Now that preparations are complete..
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..on with the crime itself.
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Involving all of Gotham's major banks.
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D.A.V E. [ON TV]:
Now, most great crimes are built..
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.. on the foundation of monetary gain..
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.. diamonds, gold, art, et cetera.
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But pilfering mere money
is so passé these days.
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That is, unless one steals..
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.. everyone's money
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[GASPS]
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[MUTTERS]
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D.A.V E. [ON TV]:
Voila, I'm rich, you're not.
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D.A.V E.: The ultimate crime
should induce mass hysteria...
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.. because fear is the felon's friend.
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[CROWD MOANING]
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[CAR HORN HONKING
AND TIRES SCREECHING]
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[CAR ALARM BEEPING
AND WOMEN SCREAMING]
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D.A.V E.:
Oh, and what crime is complete..
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..without the personal touch.
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My calling card
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And there you have it, Gotham
The ultimate crime.
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D.A.V E.: You would probably like
your tracking device back.
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Another predictable move.
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Then my next move
won't surprise you either.
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D.A.V E.:
Not only am I smarter than you, Batman..
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..I am faster and stronger
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[GRUNTING]
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D.A.V E.:
With one snap...
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..I can accomplish
what no villain has before...
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..but breaking bones is also passé
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[GROANING]
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Your defeat must be the ultimate defeat
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So until we meet again, Batman,
today's crime concludes with this..
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..my getaway.
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[GRUNTS]
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ALFRED: The good news is
emergency power is operational.
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The bad news,
your bank account is empty.
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Right now, I'm more concerned
with finding a way to defeat..
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..the sum total of my greatest enemies
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I'm hoping this diagnostic of D.A.V.E.'s
hard drive will shed some light on that.
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- Sir?
- According to this...
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..D.A.V.E.'s escape from Gotham P.D.
wasn't a glitch.
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It was preprogrammed
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How very odd.
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Not odd, Alfred. Strange.
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BATMAN:
Strange.
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Ah.
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The Dark Knight returns.
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D.A.V E.'s escape was no accident.
Was it, professor?
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You are not suggesting
that I deliberately released..
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..Gotham's ultimate
criminal mastermind?
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I'm suggesting that you might find Arkham
a better home than office.
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The line between genius and insanity..
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..is often blurred.
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[STRANGE GRUNTING]
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Didn't know you were such a fan.
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Your obsession with criminals fascinates me
as much as the criminals themselves.
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Shut down, D.A.V.E. Now.
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I may have created D A.V.E., Batman,
but I no longer control him.
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Then tell me how to stop him
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You can't.
You see, he was designed to stop you.
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D.A.V E. Enacted his crimes
to bait you into encounters...
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- ..in order to study you.
- And why would he want to study me?
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Because I also programmed my psychology
into D.A.V.E.'s brain.
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D.A.V E. Shares my fascination
with you, Batman.
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And, by now, has probably learned..
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..all there is to know about you.
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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Yes, yes, one moment.
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D.A.V E.:
Good evening.
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Is the Batman home?
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D.A.V E.:
Welcome home..
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..Bruce.
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You should have told me
you were stopping by.
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The place is a mess.
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D.A.V E.:
Humor, often used as a coping mechanism...
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..in high-stress situations.
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But I am not here to trade quips, Bruce.
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I am here to destroy you
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But how does one best
destroy your alter ego, the Batman?
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One allows him to destroy himself.
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Alfred.
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I present you with a game I call
the No-Win Situation.
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The red button
is wired to your Batwave..
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..which is set to transmit your secret
identity to all of Gotham city.
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The blue button is wired to a device
that if activated..
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..will send your closest ally
in the world to his doom.
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Press the blue button
and you save Mr. Pennyworth..
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..but reveal your secret identity.
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Press the red button and you protect
your identity, but lose your dear friend
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So choose your poison,
but choose it soon...
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..because when this hourglass empties,
you forfeit both.
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Gotham needs the Batman
more than you need a butler, sir.
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I've made my choice.
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None of the above.
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[GRUNTING]
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D.A.V E.:
How very predictable.
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I anticipated you would try to create
a third, more favorable option.
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[TIMER BEEPING]
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You probably want to know
how I uncovered your secret.
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It was simple, really
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Using information
readily available to anyone..
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..I began by narrowing down
Gotham's population of 750,832 males.
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Those not falling inside the Batman's
age range of 18 to 36, were eliminated.
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Medical records revealed
body type matches.
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Tax records indicated those
who possess the wealth and resources..
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..to create his technology.
But the true key to the puzzle...
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..was deducing who
of the remaining candidates..
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..had motive to become the Batman
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After all, every great hero
must have an origin.
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And once Gotham's ultimate
criminal mastermind put it all together..
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..the answer was obvious.
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Bruce Wayne, son of the late
Thomas and Martha Wayne.
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[METAL CLANKING]
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So, Bruce Wayne,
you no longer need to hide behind this.
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Impressive.
You have all the answers, D.A.V.E
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Except one.
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Every great super-villain
has an origin too.
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What's yours?
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D.A.V E.:
My origin? I... I fell into a chemical bath.
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- That's Joker.
D.A.V E.: A cryogenic mishap.
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No, I lost my family fortune
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Freeze. Penguin
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D.A.V E.: I was a mad psychiatrist
using Arkham as my cover.
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That's Professor Strange, your creator.
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You can't remember your origin
because it doesn't exist.
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You're a computer program.
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D.A.V E.: But I am
Gotham's ultimate criminal mastermind
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I consider all possibilities.
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[GROANING]
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D.A.V E.:
How could I not have considered this?
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[CROWD GASPING]
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You may not have a beginning.
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But now you have an end
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D.A.V E.:
No
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D.A.V E. Shall make the ultimate addition
to the trophy room, sir.
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There will be other opportunities
to peer behind the mask, Batman
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For if you think you have defeated..
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..Gotham's
ultimate criminal mastermind..
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..think again.
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