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As mayor of Gotham City,
I have many duties.
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But none tastier than judging
our annual chili cook-off!
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[APPLAUSE]
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Mm. Ah. Ooh.
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[CROWD LAUGHING]
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[PANTING, GROANING]
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Too hot! Too hot!
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[GASPS]
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Jo... Joke...
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[HORN BLARING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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It's Joker.
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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WOMAN: Joker.
MAN: What?
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Five-alarm, ha-ha, jalapeño fire mouth!
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I'll put it out.
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You really should know better,
Mr. Mayor.
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Chili always gives you gas!
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[LAUGHS]
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[JOKER CHUCKLING]
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[CRANK]
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Huh? Batsy?
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- Punch. Judy.
- Hah!
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[PUNCHING]
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Now open wide and say "haaaa."
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BATGIRL:
Stop me if you've heard this one.
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Should have stopped me.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROWLS]
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JOKER:
Just look at Batsy and Bitsy.
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The teamwork.
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The footwork.
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I want my own Mini-Me.
Punch. Judy.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Eat my dust, Bats!
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[GASPS]
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So, what's the plan
to take down Jo...?
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[WIND HOWLING, TIRES SCREECHING]
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Nice to be a part of the team.
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JOKER: Must be nice to have someone
to watch your back...
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...to mold in your own likeness.
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Well, if you have a sidekick, Batsy,
I want one too!
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You two don't count.
You're not sidekicks, you're goons.
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I just know somewhere out there
is a Joker Junior.
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Just waiting for me
to take him under my wing.
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WOMAN: Which would make
the factored equation...
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...2 (x-8) (x-5).
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I rock.
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Excellent, Barbara.
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[THUD]
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Hilarious.
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Donnie.
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Now, who would like
to solve for x?
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[SNICKERS]
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[MAKES FARTING SOUND]
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I know, I know, I know,
x equals p-u.
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[LAUGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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No, Donnie,
x equals one week of detention.
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Mr. Harms, isn't that harsh punishment
for the class clown?
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Gee, Donnie, I thought you had
to be funny to be the class clown.
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[CLASS LAUGHING]
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You people don't know funny.
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I'll just go somewhere they do.
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- Gee, that's funny?
- Pathetic.
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And the mathematician says:
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"X equals P-u."
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[MAN COUGHS]
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[RIMSHOT]
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MAN:
You stink.
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Hey, you're gonna miss
the best part.
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Prop comedy.
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[RIMSHOT]
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[CLAPPING]
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Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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Kid, you have some real potential.
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And I know funny.
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You're... You're...
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JOKER: A comic, who only wants
to make people laugh...
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...just like you.
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I'll bet no one gets your jokes either.
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Instead of laughs,
I usually get detention.
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See? You get sent to detention,
I get sent to the asylum.
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And for what? Trying to bring
a little joy into this miserable world.
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Donnie, is it?
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How would you like to learn
from the best...
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Be my...
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...apprentice.
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[STAMMERING]
Uh... Apprentice? Oh, I don't know, I...
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Chew on it awhile.
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You'll see me around.
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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[BELL RINGS]
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Same time tomorrow, Donnie.
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I'm sure we'll have
another barrel of laughs.
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[WHIRRING]
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Shhh!
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[MOTOR STARTS]
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[YELPS, SCREAMS]
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Hey! Let me down! Let me down!
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[GRUNTING]
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Get me down!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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That was classic.
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See how much fun we could have?
Join team Joker.
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It'll be a hoot.
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Thought I might find you brooding
in this part of town.
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Joker's going to strike again.
The question is where.
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Well, two heads are better than one
when they're on separate bodies.
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And this is where the magic happens.
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[CLAPS TWICE, THUD]
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My idea factory.
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Contraptions, concoctions
and comical confections.
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As you can see, I've been toying
with quite a few whimsies.
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Whoa, I'm in prop comedy heaven.
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"Revenge is a dish best served...
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- ...chili?"
- Eh. Half-baked.
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Despite the inspired circus
fire truck homage...
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...it lacked that classic Joker touch.
You know what I mean?
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Coming up with comedy gold
week after week is tough.
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Which is why it's good to get some
new blood in the ole clown house.
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BATGIRL: Look, I know you never asked
for a partner...
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...but I don't want to be
freelance forever.
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What's it gonna take for me
to be your official sidekick?
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I mean, I could be a better Batgirl
if you trained me.
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Whew. You must have a secret hideout?
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Why can't we hang out there
once in a while?
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Then it wouldn't be a secret.
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DONNIE:
Okay, okay, I got it, I got it.
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Then, we set off the giant dominoes
and wham!
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The chief gets flipped
into a vat of green jelly.
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Eh. Not grabbing me. What else you got?
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Okay, the police banquet:
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Cover the ballroom floor
with mousetraps.
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Doesn't scream Joker.
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Seal cops inside giant playing cards?
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Eh. Been there, done that.
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Giant crossword-puzzle maze.
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Nah, too Riddler.
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Uh...
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[CHEWING]
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[SPITS]
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Oh. Ooh.
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Great. Gum on my shoe.
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Gum, shoe... Oh, Gumshoe. Oh.
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Oh, we hit the police
with a giant gumball.
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That could gum up the gumshoes
for days.
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And with the right touch, it could have
that crazy crime clown flair.
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Ha-ha-ha. I love it.
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Construction. Wardrobe.
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Wardrobe?
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I can't be seen with you
dressed like that.
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[MOTOR HUMS]
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[GASPS]
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[WHIRRING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Your joke just fell flat.
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Well, stand by for another, Batsy.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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DONNIE: Knock, knock.
JOKER: Who's there?
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- DONNIE: Prank.
- Prank who?
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Prank, your new sidekick.
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[CLAPPING]
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Joker has a sidekick?
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Sorry to burst your bubble, Batsy!
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It's your time to shine, sonny boy!
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Stick around, Batman.
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[BEEPS]
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Now, Prank! Remember
what I taught you at the hideout.
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He's been to Joker's hideout?
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Why don't we have
that kind of relationship?
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[WHIRS, THUDS]
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[BEEPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[WHIRS, THUDS]
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Chew on this!
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[BEEPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Show me what you got, clown boy.
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Oh, gross.
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[LAUGHS]
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That laugh.
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No way. Huh?
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[GRUNTS, MOANS]
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The best punch line
is the one you don't see coming.
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JOKER:
Look see, Batman.
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My sidekick, is about to make
your sidekick, go splat.
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[LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[JOKER AND PRANK LAUGHING]
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Launch away, Prank.
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Whoa, wait a minute.
If I do that, she'll...
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That's right.
It'll be hee-haw-larious.
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Um...
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I'm not sure I get it?
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[GROWLS]
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You yank lever. Gumball go boom.
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Goo everywhere, including Batgirl's.
We laugh. They cry.
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- What's not to get?
- Ahh...
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Comedy is timing, Prank, so let her rip.
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[CRACKING]
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I wanted to make people laugh,
not hurt them.
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- Aah!
- Sounds like you and I...
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...need to take a little time-out.
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Oops, almost forgot.
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[BEEPS]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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- Donnie needs our help.
- Donnie?
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Prank's no criminal, he's a classmate.
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Long story.
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Hopefully with a happy ending.
We'll need to pick up Joker's trail.
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Covered. Popped a tracer on him.
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[BEEPING]
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Property of Gotham PD?
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I borrowed Dad's.
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When you don't have access
to the official bat-arsenal, you improvise.
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We have lots to do if you expect to
graduate from class clown to crime clown.
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That's the thing, Joker.
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I'm thinking maybe
I'm not cut out for this.
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- I blame myself.
- You do?
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I should've known a costume
and makeup wouldn't be enough.
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No, to live the part,
you have to be the part.
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- Wha...? What does that mean?
- Come on, I'll show you!
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Huh.
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Where are we going?
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JOKER: To a happy place,
for only special boys to see.
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A place where crazy crime clowns
are born.
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Have a good look at my past.
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And your future.
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- Hah! No!
- That's right, Pranky.
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It's permaclown time.
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[BUBBLING, SIZZLING]
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[GRUNTING]
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It was in this very chemical concoction
that I collected my clowny complexion.
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And now it's your turn.
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Aah!
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[LAUGHS]
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[DONNIE GRUNTING]
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Why so nervous?
I mean, look how I turned out.
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[GRUNTING]
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Let the kid go, Joker.
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I'm trying to.
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Huh?
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[GRUNTING]
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Grab your ducky, it's bath time.
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROWLS]
258
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,667
Aah!
259
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,794
[GRUNTING]
260
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,631
Can't hang on.
261
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,842
I got you.
262
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,596
Huh!
263
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,058
DONNIE:
Not helping.
264
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,523
[CHUCKLES]
265
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,653
BATGIRL:
Batman.
266
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,826
Yaah!
267
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,745
[GRUNTS]
268
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,873
[GROWLS]
269
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,504
[LAUGHS]
270
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,592
Huh?
271
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,643
[GROANS]
272
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,854
You were right, Joker.
273
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,566
The best punch line
is the one you don't see coming.
274
00:19:55,612 --> 00:20:00,909
You know, our relationship's
looking better all the time.
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