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BATGIRL: So someone snatched
an endangered black leopard.
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[RUSTLING NEARBY]
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Since I bet that cat's worth
some serious scratch...
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...I'd say that narrows our list of suspects
considerably...
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...to, oh, let me count, one.
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This wasn't Catwoman.
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Really? This totally purrs Catwoman.
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Just because she's a cat burglar
doesn't mean she's a cat thief.
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Look at the number of footprints.
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This wasn't a solo job.
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Hey, you ought to consider
doing this for a living.
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I also doubt it's a coincidence that the only
other leopard of its kind in captivity...
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...arrives in Gotham tomorrow as part
of Amazing Leslie's Animal Extravaganza.
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[PURRING]
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So when do I get to say "told you so"?
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[LOCK RATTLING]
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[LEOPARD GROWLING]
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It's okay, pretty kitty. Aw.
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[THUD]
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[CATWOMAN GASPS]
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Now, handsome,
this isn't what it looks like.
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Oh, let me guess, it involves space aliens
and a road trip to Fresno.
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Mm. Couldn't find a babysitter?
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Good one. Where's the other leopard?
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I didn't steal the other leopard.
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But I am going to steal this one.
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[WHIP CRACKING]
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Since you two missed the show
tonight...
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...here's your chance to catch
the wrestling gorillas.
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[BOTH GROWL]
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[BOTH SNARL]
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Sorry, fellas.
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[BATMAN GRUNTING]
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[GROWLS]
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Meow.
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CATWOMAN:
Kitty doesn't have time to play, little one.
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[BATGIRL GRUNTING]
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[GORILLAS GROWLING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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- Well, not bad.
- Just wait till I start trying.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GASPS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GORILLAS GROWLING]
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BATMAN:
Play time's over.
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[BATGIRL GRUNTING]
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Come on, precious.
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[LEOPARD PURRING]
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[ENGINE REVS]
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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Hello, kitties.
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Joker?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GAS HISSING]
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[CATWOMAN GRUNTING THEN SIGHS]
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Twisted dreams.
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Well, looks like we're back to my theory.
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Catwoman stole the leopards.
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I'm not so sure.
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I found a strand of hair.
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BATGIRL:
Okay.
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BATMAN:
It's green.
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CATWOMAN: I never pegged you
for a cat person, Joker.
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Me? I despise the mangy beasts.
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You see, I snatched these kittens
for a recent business acquaintance.
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Mr. Kilgore Steed.
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The Kilgore Steed?
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That creep hunts endangered species
on his private island.
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Well, in exchange for those leopards...
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...Kilgore has promised to deliver me
the real cat's meow.
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[LAUGHING]
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CATWOMAN:
You're lucky I'm tied up.
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Bringing us back to the subject...
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...I've always been told
there's more than one way to skin a cat.
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JOKER:
A true classic.
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Of course,
I tweaked the punch line a smidge.
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Modern audiences like their humor
with a little more bite.
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[JOKER LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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And here I thought curiosity killed a cat.
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[LAUGHS]
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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My heroes.
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[SQUEALING]
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BATMAN:
Help her.
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JOKER:
Come on, boys.
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[THUD]
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[ENGINE STARTING]
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The cats.
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[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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Come on, we need to go get those cats.
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- Uh, we?
- You're off to the pound, Catwoman.
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Let's not be hasty, handsome.
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Do you know where Joker's headed?
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Hmm. Didn't think so. Well, I do.
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And if we don't hunt them down
tout de suite...
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...someone else will.
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You're not falling for this.
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Lead the way.
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Catwoman leading the way?
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Isn't that like calling in Penguin
for backup?
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[JOKER WHISTLING THEN HUMMING
"ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT"]
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JOKER:
Land ho. Ho, ho, ho!
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Let's collect my booty, boys.
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CATWOMAN: For years,
Kilgore Steed's been getting his kicks...
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...by hunting the rarest of the rare.
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Wild animals belong in the wild.
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Not in cages, not wearing silly costumes,
and especially not being hunted.
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You're pretty hardcore about this.
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Humph. Animals are what make me purr.
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When you're not hunting jewels.
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[SCOFFS]
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Always the sourpuss.
I bet he never lets you drive.
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He barely lets me sidekick.
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JOKER:
Knock, knock.
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Evening, Joker.
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You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
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[LEOPARDS GROWLING]
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You've done well.
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JOKER: Hmm. Manly décor.
STEED: My trophies.
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Each and every one
imported to my island...
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...so I could hunt them
within my private safari.
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[SQUEALS]
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JOKER:
What an amazing maze.
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Adds to the thrill of the hunt,
it would seem.
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[ANIMALS SNARLING AND GROWLING]
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JOKER:
In you go, kitties.
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I believe you have something for me.
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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They're gorgeous.
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STEED:
Albino hyenas, the rarest of the rare.
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[JOKER AND HYENAS LAUGHING]
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Think they look like their pa?
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Ooh! I wanna be sure the pups
have a good sense of humor.
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And how do you determine that?
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With a joke, of course.
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[GUARDS GRUNTING]
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[STEED COUGHING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[SIGHS]
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[COUGHING]
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[HYENAS LAUGHING]
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They know funny.
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[COMPUTER BEEPING]
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JOKER:
I know your heart was set on a cat hunt.
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But would it upset you much
if it was a cat and two bats?
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[JOKER LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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If they've done anything to those cats,
I will scratch their eyes out.
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You almost sound like
you're going hero on us.
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- Hey, for the right cause...
- You should give it a try.
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You might actually make
a good good guy.
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I'd need a sidekick.
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And with a few costume adjustments
you're not too far from being a Catgirl.
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Kilgore's compound is supposed
to be littered with traps.
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JOKER [ON SCREEN]:
Now hold those poses.
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That's how I want you to look when
you're stuffed and mounted on my wall.
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- What's your game, Joker?
- The three of you, of course.
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But before we play,
there are a few simple ground rules.
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Nah-ah-ah-ah.
Rule number one, no gadgets...
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...or the pretty kitties
take the express train...
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...from endangered to extinct.
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[SIZZLING]
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CATWOMAN:
No.
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[JOKER LAUGHS]
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JOKER:
My own bat and cat toys.
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CATWOMAN [ON SCREEN]:
Why are you doing this?
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Because my growing boys here
need fresh meat...
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...and plenty of it.
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Ooh, lookie. A rare poisonous arachnid
wants to join the fun.
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Well, the more the merrier.
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Off you go, Legs McGee.
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JOKER [ON SCREEN]
Now, on your mark...
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...get set...
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...run for your lives.
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[RUMBLING]
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JOKER: Just a little something to help
keep our "eyeses" on the prizes.
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[BEEPING]
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[SPIDER HISSES]
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Moss. Too slippery to climb.
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[SIZZLING]
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[BATMAN GRUNTS]
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[BATMAN RUNNING]
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[SPIDER HISSING]
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[SNARLS]
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[GASPS]
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Oh, boys, dinner is served.
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[HYENAS LAUGHING]
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Can't bear to look.
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[CATWOMAN GIGGLING]
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Come on. Cut it out. That tickles.
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Boys? Sic her. She's a cat.
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What kind of crazy canines are you?
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Sorry to burst your balloon, Joker...
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...but hyenas are more closely related
to cats than dogs.
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[HYENAS LAUGHING]
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And by the way, they're laughing at you.
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Well, I'm gonna have the last laugh.
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Hee-ya!
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[JOKER GRUNTS]
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[BATMAN GRUNTING]
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[DEVICE BEEPING]
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[BEEPING]
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Time to find the others.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SPIDER SNARLS]
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[BATGIRL GRUNTING]
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[HISSING]
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[RUMBLING NEARBY]
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[SPIDER HISSING]
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[BATGIRL GRUNTING]
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[GASPS]
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[DEVICE BEEPING]
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BATGIRL:
Road map to Catwoman.
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Hee-ya.
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[YELLS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[JOKER CHUCKLES THEN SIGHS]
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Joker brand catnip will give you
a Cheshire grin.
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BATMAN:
Not if I can help it.
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[GRUNTING]
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You busted my boutonniere.
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You're lucky that's all.
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[HYENAS LAUGHING]
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Shut up.
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Ah.
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[LAUGHING]
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Take this.
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Find the cats.
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[GRUNTING]
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BATMAN:
Biometrics, Joker.
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What are you, unh,
prattling on about, Batsy?
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It only opens for me.
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Then I'll just belt you one.
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[JOKER GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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CATWOMAN:
Mama's here, babies.
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Looks like Smiley could use
some Joker-gas antidote.
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Let's get these leopards
back to their owners.
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Oh, yeah, about that.
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[CATWOMAN SHOVES BATGIRL]
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[GRUNTING]
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Ow. Hey.
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Sorry, kid, but I've taken a shine
to these darlings.
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And seriously...
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...if you ever decide to make the switch
from sidekick to partner in crime...
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I'll be sure to look you up.
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[LEOPARDS GROWLING]
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[CATWOMAN GRUNTING]
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Here, kitty, kitty. Come on.
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Ugh, what are you waiting for? Come on.
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You of all people should know,
cats don't like water.
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Or being caged.
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Heh. Always the sourpuss.
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00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,217
I can't believe I thought
there was some good in her.
255
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,929
I should have warned you about her tricks.
She's a sly one.
256
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:24,515
I guess leopards don't change
their spots.
257
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:28,728
You know, it was your instinct
not to trust her in the first place.
258
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,688
That mean you'll keep me?
259
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:35,026
You make a better Batgirl than a Catgirl.
260
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:40,698
Good. Never was
much of a cat person anyway.
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