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1x21 - I Am Spider-Man
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Ugh, that's right, it's the Trapster.
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"Sergeant Sticky" strikes again.
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You realize every time
we fight, I win, right?
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I stick to my goals.
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I'd like to wrap 'em up quick
so we don't have to hear
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more lines like that.
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Whoa!
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But it's a little complicated.
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For one, he's got MJ.
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What is the Trapster doing here?
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Here's what she normally looks like,
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in case you don't recognizer
her in full freak-out mode.
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How long before you graduate, red?
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Ew. Creepy.
And why would you say that anyway?
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That is so wrong!
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Note to all super villains:
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MJ is not a strategic
choice for hostage.
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Get down!
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I never thought I'd do this, but
it seemed like it was now or never.
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My name is Peter Parker
and I am Spider-Man.
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sync & correction by f1nc0
~ addic7ed.com ~
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My name is Peter Parker
and I am Spider-Man.
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Some ideas seem
so right until after you do them.
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How, you might wonder, did this
whole "disastrophy" begin exactly?
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Join me, one week ago, when...
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Whoa-ho. Don't know exactly what I
did, ladies, but it's nice to be...
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...appreciated.
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When are the auditions?
I'm so styked.
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"Styked"? Is that a word?
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Huh. "School musical auditions.
It's a wild wild web.
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All singing, all dancing, all..."
Spider-Man?
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Written by Mary Jane Watson?!
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My first professional credit.
Well, semi-professional.
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Okay, high school.
But it's a credit.
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You wrote a Spider-Man show, MJ?
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Who better? The world thinks
Spider-Man is a menace.
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I know different.
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My play can change the
public's opinion about him.
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Yeah, that's a nice thought.
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But there's no telling what your
director will do to your script.
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Ugh. This can't be real.
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Oh, it's real, Parker.
As real as Asgard.
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Do you know one thing
about high school musicals?
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I know the drama teacher got the mumps
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and someone had to fill in.
I intend to make this
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the best show since...
that one with all those cats...
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I forgot the name.
Hey, what rhymes with "arachnid"?
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Please don't do Spidey.
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There are way better
choices for subjects.
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Like "Mutant and the beast."
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"The thing and I."
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"Hulk school musical."
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Oh, pick anything else!
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Somebody in drama
class chose Spider-Man.
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Script's written.
Costume's sewn. Done deal.
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Not bad, but there's supposed
to be a spider on the back.
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Oh, didn't notice that.
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Ooh!
"Arachnid stay back, kid."
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That rhymes.
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With great power comes
great responsibility.
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Not to use it for bad choreography.
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- I won't do this.
- That's right. You won't.
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The risks to exposing
your identity aside...
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you're wrong for the part anyhow.
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- I'm wrong for the part of me?
- It's not you. It's Spider-Man.
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Who in the school would make
a better Spider-Man than me?
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Next!
Thank you very... next!
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Next. Next.
Next!
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Next!
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Next. Next!
Next.
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Next!
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He'll never find anyone.
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This thing is going
away like a bad dream.
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I'm Spider-Man, evildoer!
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And you just got bit!
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Great performance. Perfect build.
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That's our Spider-Man.
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I'm Spider-Man! Yeah!
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Flash Thompson?
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He's been bullying me as
long as I can remember.
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Now he gets chosen to be me?
Why does it have to be him?
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Ah, maybe because he looks better
in your costume than you do?
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My costume?
That's not my...
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You gave him my costume?!
Sam!
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Wanted to see that look
on your face right there.
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- That. Priceless.
- This isn't funny, sparkplug!
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Oh, man. Hysterical.
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He'll take it off after auditions
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and you can switch 'em back.
No problemo.
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Flash, wait up!
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Spider-Man waits for no one, doof.
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Hey, Spidey.
You're so cool. My hero.
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Ah, I'm...
head costume guy and...
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did you forget to hand
yours in after school?
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Heard about this this
called "method acting."
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Heh-heh!
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Whoa. I'm gonna live Spider-Man
24/7 till the musical.
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Could you maybe make it 23/7
with one hour for laundry?
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Ooh, news crew!
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Perfect chance to advertise
my new Spidey show.
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The museum's ancient world
exhibit closes this week...
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Which gives you time to
come see me! Spider-Man.
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Live on stage at Midtown High.
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How're you doin'?
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- Spider-Man?
- Where?
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I don't know how you
found out I was after this,
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but I won't waste this
chance to stick it to you.
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What's a hero to do?
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No costume. The news
watching. Flash is me.
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Don't just stand there!
Let's go!
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- Parker?
- Just pinned.
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- I got it!
- You're not Spider-Man.
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Go get help. I'm fine.
I'll wait here till you get back.
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If you're fine, then this
is a job for Spider-Man!
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If I don't think of a
way out of this fast,
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it's gonna be curtains
for Spider-Man...
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Both of us.
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Flash!
Quit fighting and run!
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Trapster thinks you're Spider-Man.
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- I really look that much like him, huh?
- Not a compliment.
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Aw, man. This day's
going from worst to worse.
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At least I still have my web shooters.
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I'm Spider-Man, evildoer.
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Look out, lady!
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Wait. How did I...
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You won't get away from me!
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That might be true, if not
for a little unseen help.
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Oh, yeah. Who's the hero?
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I'm Spider-Man, evildoer!
And you just got bit!
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Yeah! Ha-ha!
Yeah!
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Ah! Didn't see that coming.
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Wanna see more action?
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Ha-ha! Come see Spidey on stage...
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...at Midtown High.
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This ain't over, loud mouth!
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Yeah, you better run! Loser!
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Spidey! Midtown high.
Friday!
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Hey, hey.
Hey, how're you doin'?
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I'm the neighborhood Spider-Man here.
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- So..
- Cut it out, Flash.
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Psht. Jealous much?
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You're luck to even be
hanging around me, nerd.
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You should be...
careful in that costume.
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The Trapster isn't the only
villain on Earth, you know?
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Trapster? Ha-ha. Did
you see me against him?
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I don't even know how
I did what I did,
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but I got no problem
with goofs like that.
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Bring 'em! Now if I can just get my
songs as good as my fighting skills,
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I'll be ready steady for Friday's show.
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♪ I will save you all
by crawling up your wall ♪
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♪ and spinning spinning you a web ♪
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♪ that will not let you fall ♪
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♪ I'm Spider-Man!
I spider am! ♪
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I'm Spider-Man!
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If another villain does show up,
he could just sing him to death.
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See? You got your suit back
no problem. Just like I said.
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Except that's not me. It's Flash.
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I was off-camera making
him-slash-me look good.
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Where's Coulson?
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Looking good on camera suddenly, Parker.
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- Been working out?
- That isn't me!
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Yesterday we saw a new,
improved Spider-Man.
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Doing minimal damage for once.
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He even sent the villain packing
with a jaunty turn of phrase...
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I'm Spider-Man, evildoer!
And you just got bit!
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That line I added to
Watson's script is money.
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Keep it. My gift to you...
a new catch phrase.
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You do know
he can't sing a note, right?
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J. Jonah Jameson?
Who cares?
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Not Jameson! Flash!
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Then it's a good thing he
has you for an understudy.
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You made me his understudy?
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I'm your second choice to play myself?
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No, fifth. But thanks
to his quick-thinking plug...
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Come see Spidey
on stage at Midtown High!
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...we're sold out, standing room only.
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Things got no better
up until opening night.
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When they definitely got worse.
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- Parker, you're Spider-Man.
- What? How did you...
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I can't do it.
You have to go on tonight.
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As much as I want to wear that
costume... or wash and wear it...
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I'm honor-bound as
understudy to tell you
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that you probably just
have first-night jitters.
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No. I thought I'd sing better
if I practiced, but I stink!
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I can't go out there.
People will laugh at me.
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This whole thing was my idea...
to pay tribute to my idol...
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- I... I can't make him look bad.
- Wait. Your idea?
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I did not see this coming,
but it does make sense.
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I wanted to be Spidey,
honor him somehow.
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- Is that weird?
- Weird?
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Only in that you were
a big-man-on-campus-bully-jerk
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and he's an outsider who
uses powers to help people,
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- not cram them in lockers.
- What do you mean?
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I wouldn't abuse powers if I had 'em.
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You don't even see it, do you?
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Flash, you're handsome,
you're a star athlete.
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You don't need to forcibly
convince little guys like me.
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We already admire you.
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If you were nicer,
we might respect you, too.
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Ah, man.
You may be right.
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And at the same time,
you're still annoying.
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You wanna be like Spider-Man?
Be responsible for your choice.
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Go out there and face something
you'd rather shove in a locker.
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Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
But first I'm gonna...
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Not on the costume!
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- How's our Spider-Man?
- Ah... doing one last vocal exercise.
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Didn't get any on the threads, Parker.
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Thanks. I feel like
nothing can stop me now.
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I'd better go dump this.
Break a leg.
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Stick 'em up!
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Real Trapster, fake Spider-Man,
how does this get any worse?
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What do you want from me?
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Oh, I just want your last
day as Spider-Man to be fun...
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For me.
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Get me down from here!
Or-or...
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oh, I'm gonna hurl again.
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- Not in the costume!
- Another one?
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We are the Frightful Four!
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Who can help us?
We need a hero.
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Let's take this outside where
no one gets hurt, Trapster.
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After all your shameless
promotions, spider-bug?
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I think we owe your
adoring public a real show.
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Hey, Trapster's not in my script.
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Complication.
I wish this really was a play.
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I could use an intermission
right about now.
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I wonder what will happen next.
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I wonder if it's too
late to ask for a refund?
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Act 3, scene 1.
High school auditorium.
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Go!
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I think we owe your
adoring public a real show.
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Hey, Trapster's not in my script.
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Is that the real Trapster?
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Yeah. And the real me.
Don't worry. I've got this.
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I'm gonna write a new ending
to your stupid play, kid.
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I'm gonna grab the ropes and
stuff to make it look less real.
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Just keep playing.
We don't want to panic.
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Second act fight music, play loud.
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You're not even the real Spider-Man.
But I'm still gonna squash you good.
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Would you guys stop making up lines?
I put a lot of work into this, you know?
243
00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:36,322
Danny, Ava, Sam and Luke must be realizing
I could use their help right about now.
244
00:15:36,363 --> 00:15:39,238
This is better than I expected.
245
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,238
Well, you can thank me
for the perfect costume.
246
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,447
The flying and action
look almost real.
247
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:48,238
Real? Psh!
Real boring.
248
00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:58,405
Huh. They like me.
They really like me.
249
00:16:01,155 --> 00:16:02,488
See? It's not real.
250
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:05,238
You can see Flash swinging
on the ropes and stuff.
251
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,447
Shh!
252
00:16:16,405 --> 00:16:19,197
So yeah, this is the
scene you came in on.
253
00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:23,747
You realize every time
we fight, I win, right?
254
00:16:23,788 --> 00:16:26,038
I stick to my goals.
255
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,830
Whoa!
256
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,955
Hey, is there any chance
that's the real Trapster?
257
00:16:34,997 --> 00:16:37,087
Is there some chance
that's the real Spider-Man?
258
00:16:37,158 --> 00:16:40,080
Shh! It's getting good.
259
00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:42,913
They're so graceful.
Such talent.
260
00:16:42,955 --> 00:16:44,163
- Nah.
- Nah.
261
00:16:44,205 --> 00:16:46,080
Ah, how long before you graduate, red?
262
00:16:46,115 --> 00:16:49,872
Ew, creepy. And why would
you say that, anyway?
263
00:16:49,913 --> 00:16:51,830
That is so wrong!
264
00:17:10,747 --> 00:17:13,997
Let's get you to safety.
265
00:17:14,038 --> 00:17:15,955
Keep playing.
266
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:19,705
I can't believe we're stuck
back here. Heh, glue joke.
267
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,080
This ought to gum up your works.
268
00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:34,788
Guess you'll be sticking around.
269
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,891
Keep going.
270
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:41,497
- No, no.
- It's your solo.
271
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:44,872
- No, no, no, no, no.
- The show's not over.
272
00:17:47,497 --> 00:17:52,830
Listen to that.
How can the show go on without me?
273
00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:58,497
Oh, no. Oh, no, no,
no, no, not that. Na-uh.
274
00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:01,663
"Keep playing. We don't want to panic.
Don't worry. I've got this."
275
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,913
Deliver the goods, understudy.
276
00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:05,830
Okay. Okay!
277
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:09,705
Fine.
278
00:18:09,747 --> 00:18:12,830
♪ I will save you all
by crawling up your wall ♪
279
00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:15,538
♪ and spinning spinning you a web ♪
280
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:18,372
♪ that will not let you fall ♪
281
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:21,622
♪ I'm Spider-Man
I spider am ♪
282
00:18:21,663 --> 00:18:23,830
♪ I am Spider-Man ♪
283
00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:29,622
♪ You don't have to ask
the man behind this mask ♪
284
00:18:29,663 --> 00:18:31,538
♪ will answer answer every call ♪
285
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:34,413
♪ I'm here to save you all ♪
286
00:18:34,455 --> 00:18:37,788
♪ I'm Spider-Man
I spider am ♪
287
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,372
♪ I am Spider-Man ♪
288
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:43,663
I'm Spider-Man, evildoer!
And you just got bit!
289
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,830
They think I'm Flash.
290
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:54,372
Even when he's not here,
I'm still in that guy's shadow.
291
00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:56,580
But I can't take off the mask
like the script says because
292
00:18:56,622 --> 00:19:00,622
- then everyone would know I'm...
- Take the mask off. It's a show.
293
00:19:04,788 --> 00:19:08,497
My name is Peter Parker
and I am Spider-Man.
294
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,622
Did we just sit out a real fight?
295
00:19:12,663 --> 00:19:15,705
- Peter?
- Where's Flash?
296
00:19:15,747 --> 00:19:21,330
- What happened?
- Peter and this guy went way off-script.
297
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:24,747
But of course the audience
loved it. I give up.
298
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:28,288
Not so tough now, are you?
299
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:31,622
We want Flash!
300
00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:38,497
- We want Flash, not a science nerd!
- Get off before we drag you off!
301
00:19:38,538 --> 00:19:41,455
Settle down! Settle down.
302
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:44,330
Glue guy tried to wreck the show.
303
00:19:44,372 --> 00:19:47,372
My understudy here said
"the show must go on"
304
00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:51,663
and somehow saved
the night single-handedly.
305
00:19:51,705 --> 00:19:56,330
So let's hear it for Peter Parker.
306
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:05,413
Man, he'd better thank me
for making all this happen.
307
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:09,538
You realize you're doing
something nice for me here, right?
308
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,580
I got pushed around. Didn't like it.
309
00:20:12,622 --> 00:20:16,622
Maybe now I know
how it feels to be you. A little.
310
00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:20,455
Wow.
I may have misjudged you, Flash.
311
00:20:20,497 --> 00:20:22,413
If you work at it,
312
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,663
I think you actually could be like me...
ah, Spider-Man.
313
00:20:25,705 --> 00:20:30,455
- You think so?
- You didn't hurl in the mask, did you?
314
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,580
Okay, touchy-feely moment is over.
315
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,747
Now get off my stage so
I can give these people
316
00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:37,622
- the thrill ride they paid for.
- What?
317
00:20:37,663 --> 00:20:39,497
You got your applause,
318
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,330
but we both know what
the public really wants.
319
00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,497
Rome wasn't built in a day.
320
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,288
Maestro! Music!
321
00:20:50,497 --> 00:20:54,330
♪ I will save you all
by crawling up your wall ♪
322
00:20:54,372 --> 00:20:56,330
♪ and spinning spinning you a web ♪
323
00:20:56,372 --> 00:20:59,330
♪ that will not let you fall ♪
324
00:20:59,372 --> 00:21:02,705
♪ I'm Spider-Man
I spider am ♪
325
00:21:02,747 --> 00:21:04,663
♪ I'm Spider-Man ♪
326
00:21:05,705 --> 00:21:10,405
Feeling bad that not one,
but two fake Spider-Men beat you?
327
00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:12,855
Please, make it stop.
Take me to jail.
328
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,402
Anything! I beg you!
329
00:21:16,011 --> 00:21:19,623
It's got five more verses.
Then I'll call the cops.
330
00:21:20,286 --> 00:21:22,990
I thought the real Spider-Man was bad,
331
00:21:23,069 --> 00:21:26,630
but you kids...
you're just mean.
332
00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:30,458
♪ I'm Spider-Man
I spider am ♪
333
00:21:30,546 --> 00:21:33,163
♪ I'm Spider-Man ♪
334
00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:37,262
And that is they say...
is curtain.
335
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,464
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