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- Home Sick Hulk
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The optimists' club is
picking me up any minute.
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It's so exciting! Are
you sure you'll be okay?
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Me, okay? It's just a weekend. Go, enjoy!
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Don't even think about me.
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I cooked you a little food.
Hopefully you won't run out.
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Not unless I invite the entire school over.
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I left some money on the counter
and hid a spare key on the stoop.
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I have a key.
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In case you get locked out, like
last time, and the time before.
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I'm completely capable
of taking care of myself.
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It's so cute that you think so, sweetie,
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but I don't think your pets would agree.
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Pets?
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Peter, I'm back!
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Peter, I'm back!
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Peter, I'm back!
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Uh-oh.
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Everything will be fine. I'm older now.
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I could take care of a pet, if
you'd ever let me get another one.
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You just go, have fun.
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Don't forget to lock the doors.
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And brush your teeth!
And bring in the mail!
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A... and the plants... water the plants!
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Goodbye, aunt May!
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Pfft. I can take care of myself.
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I already take of four
teammates, five boroughs
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and even New Jersey when I have to.
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Aunt May worries way too much.
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Something's headed for the
city. I don't see anything.
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I'm going to need a bird's
eye... heh, bug's eye view.
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I'd make a wish,
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but that would take time
away from making contact.
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And whatever this thing is,
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it's headed right for the
old world's fair grounds.
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What is this thing, some
outer space golf ball?
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Uh-oh.
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The Hulk?!
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Whoa, green guy! No smashing required!
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We're buds, Hulk! Remember?
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What's wrong with you?
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I mean, outside from being
huge, green and half-naked.
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Uh-oh.
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Team! Unidentified space-borne object
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just landed in the old
world's fair grounds.
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Get down there and report.
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Already on it, Fury.
Sending you a video capture.
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Need you to tell me what
not on Earth this thing is!
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Quit twisting! I'm trying to help you!
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Spider-man, positive id as a Phalanx.
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Alien species, highly infectious.
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Keep your distance. Don't let it touch you.
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I got your back, big guy.
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- Uh-oh.
- Smash!
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Nice work, big green! Yeah! High five?
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No? Okay.
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Help... Hulk...
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No, no, no, no, no, oh!
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Help... Spidey...
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What was that noise?
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That was the Hulk... that was...
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Never hesitate to tell the truth!
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Tell truth, and SHIELD put friend in cage!
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I'll get back to you,
Fury. Busy here. Spidey out.
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Whoa. What is that?
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- Uh!
- Don't hang up on me!
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We're almost there. Now,
what is the situation?
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The situation is that Phalanx
thing is scrap metal now, and...
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If bug man really friend,
he'll keep Hulk from lockdown.
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And?
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And I have got some huge
homework, so I'm going
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to leave the cleanup to
your SHIELD guys. Bye!
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Don't ha...
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Okay, so taking him home maybe
wasn't the best idea, but...
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Where am Hulk?
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He wasn't looking his usual green self.
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Bug man! Where you take Hulk?
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No, no, no, no, no! Don't sit up!
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Where Hulk?
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Somewhere safe, where we can figure out
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what that Phalanx thing
did to you, and why.
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Hulk no like puny metal creatures!
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But Hulk like bug man.
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That's good. I like you, too.
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And Spidey no like puny creatures
either, to put it Hulk-ly.
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- Hulk and bug man smash again!
- Totally, yeah!
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But in the meantime, do you have
any other hobbies besides smashing?
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Smashing good!
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Hulk also like music.
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Hey, me, too! You play any instruments?
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- Hulk smash piano once.
- Yeah, I can imagine.
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So, where do you live? Maybe
if we can get you there...
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Hulk live wherever Hulk is.
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- That's the same as living nowhere.
- And everywhere.
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Huh, guess I never thought of it like that.
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I... Hey, stay put! Huh?
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That thing is still in you.
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Peter, I'm back!
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What?! This soon? Oh, no, no, no!
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- Peter?
- Someone coming for Hulk!
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Shh! Be... be right there!
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No one's coming for you.
Just stay right here.
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Don't make any sounds, and don't move.
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I'm going to help you. I
just don't know how yet.
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Peter, is everything all right?
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Oh.
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Couldn't be better! Oh...
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Peter, is everything all right?
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Aunt, Hulk, holes, costume, panic!
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Aunt May! What are you doing here?
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I twisted my ankle, of all things.
I whitewater raft, I bungee jump
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I ATV, and then I go and do this
just by stepping off a curb, augh!
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But don't worry about me.
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I'll climb in bed and ice my foot.
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Stairs? Oh, aunt May!
Stairs? Really, stairs?!
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Now, you turn right back
around and go sit down.
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- Downstairs! This instant!
- Well, I... I guess I...
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- What was that?
- Let me look.
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I said stay put, you! Shh!
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- Rats in the attic?
- Better than bats in the belfry.
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Oh, aunt May, you are a riot!
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But I have to insist
you stay off that foot.
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- Downstairs, go!
- I just wanted to get my...
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I'll get it!
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- Hulk nose run.
- Oh, really? The curtains?
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Hulk need to sneeze!
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Ah... ah...
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No! Wait! Don't...
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Could I borrow the curtain, please?
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Do not make me come back in here!
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It was nothing, just some books.
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I have tons of homework.
Literally tons, so...
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Then don't worry about me. I...
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I can take care of you and...
get done what I need to get done.
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I promise you won't end up like my pets.
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Now, let me go get some ice for that ankle.
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Okay, just stay in bed, stay very still,
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and no matter what, don't leave this...
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Uh-oh.
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Hulk, get back here!
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Hulk leave room if Hulk want.
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No. Hulk stay in room like bug man say,
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or bug man get... why
am I talking like you?
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You can't leave because...
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because I'm your friend,
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and I'm looking for a way
to help you feel better,
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and I need a little time for that.
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Hulk wait because Hulk feel sleepy,
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not because bug man say to.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever
you say. Just stay put.
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Uh-oh!
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Aunt May, come back! I
said I'd take care of you,
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and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
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Isn't that sweet of you? I'm
just glad I'm not his goldfish.
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I'll go wait in the living room.
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No! The den will be much cozier.
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There. See? Nice, right?
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If I didn't know better,
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I'd think you were hiding a girl upstairs.
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Well, you do know better
then because a girl
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is the last thing I have hiding upstairs.
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What in the world?
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- Just seismic tremors.
- An Earthquake? Here?
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Sure! There are all kinds of...
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faults around here.
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Most of them in my storytelling.
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Unwelcome pests in your home?
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- Peter, it's too loud!
- What? I can't hear you, it's too loud!
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- Here's something to read.
- The phone book?
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I'd better go check the internet to
see where that tremor was centered.
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- What are you doing?!
- Mosquito.
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- Huh. Got it.
- Shh!
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Also, ew! But mostly, shh!
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You have to be quiet.
My aunt is downstairs!
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Hulk smash puny ant!
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Not ant, "ant". Aunt, "aunt"!
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You know, like uncle? You will not smash.
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Peter!
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Oh! Shush! I mean it this time.
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I've never seen those socks before.
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Uh. They're new.
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Big sock sale... at the sock store.
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Sock store, seriously?
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The best I can do? Ugh, weak sauce.
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- Here, your eye mask!
- But I'm not sleepy. I...
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Sleepy schmeepy! It's soothing.
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Music! Just relax until I get back.
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- Oh, Hulk, what are you doing?
- Eat.
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- Obviously!
- Shush!
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I mean, what are you doing
downstairs? I told you to wait!
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Hulk quiet, not squash ant,
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and leave pickle for bug man!
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Uh... uh!
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Yeah, he left me a big pickle.
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Now, let me look at that barb in your...
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Hulk dizzy.
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I dare anyone to tell me how
this situation gets worse.
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That doesn't look good.
How'd you get hooked up
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with these Phalanx things anyway?
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Creatures grab Hulk, while Hulk sleep.
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Take up to space.
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Hulk smash till crash down, but too many.
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Hulk feel sick.
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From the tech infection,
or... wait, you mean...
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Hulk stomach hurt.
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Nuh-uh, you are not going
to... Hulk all over me.
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- Ooh...
- Wait for it! Just...
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If he can survive a fall from the sky,
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he can survive a fall
from the hallway, right?
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Aim for the drain! Aim for the drain!
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Peter? Are you all right?
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Just feeling a little...
green. Now, you stay there.
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If you get up again,
I'll... sic the Hulk on you.
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Oh, Peter. Such an imagination.
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Oh, Hulk. The washing machine, really?
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Yuck. Try to warn a spider
next time, would you, Hulk?
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- Hulk, is that your real name, or...
- Hulk is Hulk.
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Look, I have no idea how
to treat this mecha-fection.
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I know SHIELD could crack
it, but they'd also crack you.
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Do you have any friends
or family we could...
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Hulk have no friends. Hulk always alone.
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- What about me?
- How bug friend?
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Hulk not even know who
bug man is under bug mask.
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Well, sure, but I do have a
secret identity to keep secret.
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Hulk...
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My name is Peter Parker, and
I am your friend. I promise.
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Par... ker...
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I'm going to assume that means
it's off, whatever "off" is.
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It's no SHIELD tech, but...
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Spider-man, we need to talk
about your disappearing act.
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Yeah, Fury... I'm actually working on...
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science homework right
now. Can't talk. Bye!
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I'm so going to pay for that. But first...
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This isn't just metal. It's living metal.
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Looks like it's kaput... or not!
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Uh-oh. Spidey sense says don't go there.
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Hulk?
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Okay, not Hulk. But then, who...
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Please tell me that Phalanx
barb did not send out some SOS.
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Big guy! You'd better wake up!
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I have a bad feeling I told those
Phalanx things where you went!
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And now they're here!
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Hulk better, ready to smash!
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I think you're about to
get your wish. Outside!
246
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Hulk smash!
247
00:15:29,258 --> 00:15:31,926
Don't touch! Keep them back!
248
00:15:31,961 --> 00:15:33,228
We have to shut these things down
249
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and move this fight out
of the suburbs. Any ideas?
250
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Hulk smash!
251
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,289
No, Hulk! No, Hulk! Wait! Let that one go.
252
00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:05,160
Lawn gnomes? We are so obviously in Queens.
253
00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:08,830
- We need to follow it!
- Yes!
254
00:16:16,305 --> 00:16:19,007
Machine man go inside.
255
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,975
Well then, guess we should take a look
256
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:23,878
at what will no doubt be
a very unpleasant sight.
257
00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:26,881
You want to open the door?
258
00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,917
Or tear it off its hinges?
259
00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:33,154
That looks like the
mother of all mother ships.
260
00:16:39,261 --> 00:16:42,130
What's it doing? What's it making?
261
00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:44,032
Oh, why do I know this is not good?
262
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:52,701
Uh-oh. They seem to have your eyes.
263
00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:55,003
Looks like the Phalanx
weren't trying to infect you.
264
00:16:55,037 --> 00:16:59,674
They were harvesting your tissue
to steal your strength by evolving!
265
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,977
No one steal Hulk strength!
266
00:17:02,011 --> 00:17:06,781
This time someone did. We
can't let them get out of here.
267
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,787
Hope you're in the mood
for some alien smash.
268
00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:14,823
We're trapped with them now.
269
00:17:14,857 --> 00:17:18,827
No, puny creatures trapped with us!
270
00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:28,937
No go! The organic material in
the wood is getting infected, too.
271
00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:33,908
We need to hit them with
something non-organic, like metal!
272
00:17:37,913 --> 00:17:41,683
Hey, batta, batta, batta! Sa-wing batta!
273
00:17:41,717 --> 00:17:44,619
Delivery for Mr. and Mrs. Phalanx.
274
00:17:49,091 --> 00:17:51,760
Oh, the more we smash the more they make!
275
00:17:57,099 --> 00:17:59,034
This is not a good long-term strategy.
276
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,835
Hulk feel better.
277
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:04,906
Maybe Hulk body have
things that kill virus.
278
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:09,611
What, like antibodies?
Actually, that's possible.
279
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:12,847
You rejected the barb. If you
have antibodies, you'd be immune.
280
00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:16,885
- How did you think of this?
- Puny Banner is scientist.
281
00:18:19,722 --> 00:18:22,057
Wait. Puny Banner?
282
00:18:22,091 --> 00:18:26,828
The world-famous gamma scientist,
Bruce Banner? You know him?
283
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:31,766
- Oh. Wow, you are him!
- Hulk is Hulk now.
284
00:18:31,801 --> 00:18:33,835
Then I say, keep your fingers crossed
285
00:18:33,869 --> 00:18:37,839
that you're immune to these
circuit boards, and smash, Hulk!
286
00:18:43,045 --> 00:18:45,013
Go, Hulk! Go!
287
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:50,685
More to smash, Hulk! More to smash!
288
00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:05,540
Hulk! You okay in there?
289
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:08,743
The alien invasion is officially Hulked.
290
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,747
Oh,no. Now what?
291
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,351
Hulk, we meet again.
292
00:19:16,385 --> 00:19:18,320
Ever get the feeling you've
seen something before?
293
00:19:18,354 --> 00:19:19,688
D�ja vu?
294
00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:23,959
Monosyllables, then scientific
theories, then French?
295
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,594
I'm loving me some Hulk right now.
296
00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:27,429
Stand down, Spider-Man.
297
00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:30,699
Not on your life, Fury.
No one touches my friend.
298
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:34,302
- You got it all wrong, webs.
- Then explain it to me.
299
00:19:34,337 --> 00:19:36,404
I get that you're trying
to do what's best for Hulk,
300
00:19:36,439 --> 00:19:40,408
but I'm responsible for making a
decision that's best for the world.
301
00:19:40,443 --> 00:19:42,744
Well, the Hulk just saved
the world from the Phalanx,
302
00:19:42,778 --> 00:19:44,646
with my guidance, of course.
303
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,716
So, how are you going to reward
him, throw him in Hulk jail?
304
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,352
He has a mind, a sharp one, in fact.
305
00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:55,323
He can be a good friend to have,
if you're a friend to him first.
306
00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:03,498
Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
We could use a hero like you.
307
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:07,602
We can offer you a home, regular
food, and all of SHIELD's resources
308
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:09,604
to try and figure out how
we can help each other.
309
00:20:11,374 --> 00:20:14,543
Hulk, despite their
less-than-subtle techniques,
310
00:20:14,577 --> 00:20:16,678
they are the good guys.
311
00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:19,548
They smash baddies, too. What do you say?
312
00:20:21,784 --> 00:20:24,519
No!
313
00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:28,156
Well, that worked out, huh?
314
00:20:28,191 --> 00:20:30,225
Guess I'd better get going, too.
Things to do, people to see...
315
00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:32,594
Not so fast. This was
all because you didn't...
316
00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:43,271
Hulk decide will go with one-eye man.
317
00:20:43,306 --> 00:20:46,274
If friend think Hulk should.
318
00:20:47,477 --> 00:20:49,144
Friend thinks...
319
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:52,180
friend thinks Hulk should have a home,
320
00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:57,319
a home where friend could
come visit him... and smash.
321
00:21:00,623 --> 00:21:04,426
- What made you come back?
- Hulk still hungry.
322
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:09,097
Got it. Put it there, pal.
323
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,267
Till next time, Hulk.
324
00:21:15,304 --> 00:21:17,572
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
325
00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:20,108
First order of business for SHIELD...
326
00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:23,111
develop a handshake filter for that guy.
327
00:21:23,146 --> 00:21:25,147
Who says I can't take care of things?
328
00:21:25,181 --> 00:21:27,786
I took care of the Phalanx,
I took care of Hulk,
329
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:30,452
and I even took care of aunt... oops.
330
00:21:30,486 --> 00:21:34,289
Peter? Peter, can you bring
me a glass of water, please?
331
00:21:34,323 --> 00:21:36,158
Gotta run!
332
00:21:36,192 --> 00:21:38,227
Peter!
333
00:21:38,528 --> 00:21:41,428
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