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Damn,
you are lookin' good.
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I've loved all this time
we've been spending together.
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Ready to take this
to the next level.
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Man, are you talkin'
to this car again?
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She's got a name.
Victoria.
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Dude, you crazy.
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With a trunk like that,
she's a Felicia,
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and you know it.
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Okay,
let's get back to work.
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I don't wanna mess up
Matt's good mood.
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Yeah, he hasn't gone off
on his usual rant.
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You realize I can hear
everything from in here?
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Let me guess,
the world's goin' to hell
in a handbasket?
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We don't even
make handbaskets
in the U.S. anymore.
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You know what we do make?
Excuses, quitters, and diabetes.
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And celebrities that use
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diabetes medicine
to lose weight.
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You wanna lose weight?
It's simple.
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This hole here,
bigger than this one
back here.
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My rule for you?
When you get on a roll, so do I.
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Well, I got something
you're gonna like.
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I, uh, hooked up
the high-voltage line
to the motor
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and I'm getting ready
to test the inverter.
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I got a question for you.
Have you ever washed that hat?
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Looks like a normal hat that
was left in Portland too long.
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I can't wash it.
It's my lucky hat.
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Well, tell me
when that starts working.
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Hey, Matt, you're gonna
wanna see this.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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[engine rattling]
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Is that my GTO?
I built that 15 years ago.
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Then somebody stole it.
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Hi, Dad.
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There's the thief.
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Wow, Riley.
That was, like,
a 15-year joyride.
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Well, the joy ends here.
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I decided it's time
for me to return it.
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What are you doing here?
You got a lot of nerve
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-coming back driving this time--
-Hey, kids, say hi to Grandpa.
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-Hey, Pops.
-Papa!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Well, this is, uh,
one tense garage.
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Technically,
it's a restomod shop.
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A very tense restomod shop.
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[♪ rock theme playing]
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-[keys jingling]
-[door opening]
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I see you still keep
your house key
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under the Reagan gnome.
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You still speed
through school zones.
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House is still the same.
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It's like she's still here.
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Well, she's not.
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Why are my grandkids
out in the car?
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I told them to wait there
so we can catch up loudly.
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And also to call the cops,
if necessary.
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What are you
doing here like this?
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Is there something wrong
with the car?
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The car is the one thing
that's doing great.
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That's 'cause when I build
stuff, it's built to last.
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Except our relationship.
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Well, that's pretty much
on you, Riley.
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Mm, that's on us.
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It's like the only thing
we did together.
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Can we try to
talk to each other
like rational adults?
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Have you watched
the news lately?
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That's not a thing anymore.
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I just mean catch up.
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Aside from a few
very awkward Christmases,
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I've barely seen you.
How the heck are ya?
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You barely spoke to me
at your mom's funeral.
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-Not true.
-Yes, it was.
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You just nodded a couple times,
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like I'm the front desk guy
at a gym.
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I haven't seen you
since then.
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-I get why you're mad.
-Let's go way back.
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How 'bout the last time
you walked out that door,
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you looked back at me and said,
you remember that,
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"I hate you, Dad."
And gave me a double bird.
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I was 18.
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The double bird was how
I ended all our conversations.
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You walked out of here pregnant,
you bailed out of college,
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and you went off
with some "musician."
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-Yeah, James is a musician.
-No, he's not.
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He's a bass player.
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Plunk-plunk-plunk.
Sit down, you're done.
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He didn't even have
the courtesy to ask
for your hand in marriage.
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Oh, 'cause you
would've said yes?
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Hell no!
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Can we
take it down a notch?
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I just drove from Vegas
with two kids
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who were six inches too far back
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for me to hit
from the front seat.
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What are you doing here?
And where is Jimmy?
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We're getting a divorce.
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I'm broke, and I have
nowhere else to go.
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I need a place to stay
until I find a job,
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save some money,
and figure out
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what the rest of
my life looks like.
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So, a couple of days.
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Hey, you weren't
my first choice either.
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There was a doomsday cult
I had my eye on, but...
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it wasn't kid-friendly.
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Oh, God, this was
all so much easier
when Mom was here.
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A lot easier
when your mom was here.
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The only reason
I have a relationship
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with my grandkids
is 'cause of Mom.
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-You kept me at arm's length.
-'Cause you're a lot.
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You're a lot!
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Well, demon meet seed.
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What happened between
you and Plunk-Plunk?
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He was on the road
all the time, and...
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everything that
comes with that.
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Mom's death
was a wake-up call.
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What am I doing with my life?
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Why am I still with James?
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Sure, it pissed you off,
but is that a solid foundation
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for a marriage?
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I feel like such a cliché,
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and I'm just so tired.
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I really need your help,
Dad.
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You guys can stay here.
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We'll see how it works out.
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[sighs]
Really?
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'Cause I haven't
changed a lot.
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Neither have I.
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♪♪
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Today, America unveiled
steep tariff increases...
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This is exactly why
I hate the news.
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One person tells you the news,
and three others tell you
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what you're supposed
to think about the news.
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Like, I'm too stupid to form
my own angry opinions.
132
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Then, why do you watch it?
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You have to stay informed,
little one.
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Plus, the girl in the green's
kinda pretty, huh?
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Huh?
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She's, like, 80.
137
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Well, so are you,
so it makes sense.
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That was your Uncle Sammy
calling from Fort Dix.
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He says,
"Hi. Love you guys,"
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and, "Run! Get out now!
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What are you doing?
Are you insane?"
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[Matt]
There's waffles there,
coffee there.
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Right now,
I'm teaching the kids
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how to hate-watch the news
while they eat.
145
00:07:05,613 --> 00:07:07,073
Well, looks like
they forgot to tell you
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I have a no-screens rule
during meals.
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Well, maybe at your
house that works,
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but we're at my house now.
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You can watch
whatever you want,
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as long as it's
something I want.
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And we totally appreciate
being in Papa's house.
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But meals are the one time
you can tune out the world
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and hear what's going on
in each other's lives.
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Eh.
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Alright, Carter.
What's going on in your life?
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Not much. You?
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Not much.
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But China's
still pissed at us.
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...while increasing others,
including the...
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-Do you mind, Dad?
-[turning off TV]
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Okay, well, now that
you're home, Riley,
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what's, uh, what's your plan?
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Uh, well, I have to get
the kids enrolled in school,
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find a job of some kind.
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Hey, not too late
to go back to college.
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FYI, I got
my bachelor's degree online.
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I graduated
top of my kitchen.
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You could get into law school.
That's always been your dream.
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Uh, actually,
that was your dream for me.
170
00:08:06,173 --> 00:08:08,426
Because you're smart,
talented, you know?
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You, you like to argue.
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You love to argue.
Might as well get paid for it.
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[laughing]
You do love to argue.
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Yeah, Pop's throwing shade.
Give me some, Pops.
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There we go, yeah!
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Yeah, good shade, Pops.
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Anyway, I just have to get
my life up and running again.
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Or at least,
up and hobbling.
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Wise words
from my overachiever.
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[Matt chuckles]
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Georgia, last time we talked,
you saw that Barbie movie.
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You said you're gonna tear down
the patriarchy, right?
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Old news.
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My dream now
is to become a billionaire,
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like Lori from Shark Tank.
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She travels by helicopter.
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Well, good luck finding a man
that's okay with his wife
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making more money than him.
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I don't need a man
to feel complete.
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When you want
to kill a spider,
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a man's gonna look
pretty darn good.
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I have a shoe.
193
00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,902
A woman that
can kill insects,
I like that.
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00:09:07,902 --> 00:09:09,987
You should put that
on your dating profile.
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00:09:11,363 --> 00:09:13,115
Mom, can I get
a dating profile?
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[♪ rock music playing]
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Yeah, the whole block's
gentrified now.
198
00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:20,748
All the bars have mocktails.
199
00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,460
They're not so bad
with a little vodka in them.
200
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-So, what do you think?
-[Georgia gasps]
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00:09:28,756 --> 00:09:31,509
-Pretty impressive, huh?
-This is the Scrub Daddy!
202
00:09:33,219 --> 00:09:35,387
Lori from Shark Tank
blew these up!
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It's a sponge.
204
00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:42,603
Hey, Pops,
I recognize all this stuff
205
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-from your Instagram.
-Oh!
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What do you think?
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Meh.
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What do you mean, "Meh"?
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00:09:49,902 --> 00:09:52,113
You know, it's kinda lame,
to be honest.
210
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:54,115
Uh, a lot of pics
of you with old cars,
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thumbs up, you know...
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Why don't you tell us
about this car right here?
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00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:03,290
-Go ahead.
-Okay.
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00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:06,293
This '70s muscle car,
we built for the studios.
215
00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:09,004
Every detective in those movies
drove a car like this,
216
00:10:09,004 --> 00:10:11,757
a detective that didn't
play by the rules.
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00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:15,094
He only trusted his
very small, adorable
waitress named Trixie...
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00:10:17,847 --> 00:10:19,431
who, unfortunately,
took two bullets for him.
219
00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,061
It was a quick death,
though.
220
00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:29,066
You know,
better than a thumbs-up.
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00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:31,235
-Can you take us for a ride?
-Uh, sure.
222
00:10:31,235 --> 00:10:32,903
Hey, Riley, we're gonna
take a little ride.
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00:10:32,903 --> 00:10:35,197
-Do you want to go with us?
-No.
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They need quality Papa time.
225
00:10:37,449 --> 00:10:40,202
And I need quality
no-Papa time.
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00:10:43,205 --> 00:10:45,082
[tires screeching]
227
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,378
Why are we here?
You gotta pee again?
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-Yes!
-[cuts engine]
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00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,924
Listen, wanna take
the wheel here?
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-You took driver's ed, right?
-What?
231
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,554
Oh, no. I don't,
I don't need to drive.
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00:10:58,554 --> 00:10:59,972
Mom got me
an Uber account.
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00:10:59,972 --> 00:11:01,891
She pays to have someone
drive you around?
234
00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:03,559
Yep.
But it's worth it
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00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:05,227
for her to know
her baby's safe.
236
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:07,980
Her words, not mine.
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00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,732
Besides, all my friends
use Uber.
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00:11:09,732 --> 00:11:11,734
-It's the way the world
works now.
-No, no, no.
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00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,777
Let me tell you
how the world works.
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00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:16,030
Oh, hang on.
My friends are definitely
gonna wanna hear this.
241
00:11:17,656 --> 00:11:20,284
Listen, you screen-addicted
little freaks.
242
00:11:20,284 --> 00:11:22,328
You can't go through life
being a passenger.
243
00:11:22,328 --> 00:11:25,122
You gotta get out there.
You're gonna have to get
yourself to school, to work.
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Work, something parents don't
even make kids do anymore
245
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:29,084
because they wanna be
part of the crew.
246
00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:30,711
So, put your phones down
247
00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:33,172
and get your
vitamin D-deprived bodies out
248
00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:35,090
and learn how to drive a car.
Come on.
249
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,051
Jesus didn't Uber.
250
00:11:38,302 --> 00:11:41,680
He takes the wheel.
Huh?
251
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,933
Now, get over here
and be master
of your own destiny.
252
00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:46,810
Nah.
253
00:11:49,063 --> 00:11:51,732
-I wanna drive!
-You hear that?
254
00:11:51,732 --> 00:11:53,233
Your little sister
wants to drive
255
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:54,485
and she can't even
reach the pedals.
256
00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:55,861
You probably know
more about driving
257
00:11:55,861 --> 00:11:56,862
than your brother does,
right?
258
00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:59,239
-Absolutely.
-Mm.
259
00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:01,700
That's the go-ey,
and that's the stop-ey.
260
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,660
You hear that?
261
00:12:04,036 --> 00:12:06,956
That's the go-ey.
That's the stop-ey.
262
00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:08,749
Maybe she could
teach you how to drive.
263
00:12:08,749 --> 00:12:10,376
You're not gonna
let this go, are you?
264
00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:12,211
I don't think I am.
265
00:12:12,211 --> 00:12:13,587
Alright, fine.
266
00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:15,172
[engine rattling]
267
00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:18,425
-It started making a noise.
-Like a click or a hum?
268
00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:19,760
Like a...
269
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,220
[in high-pitch voice]
This...
270
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:23,263
was a mistake!
271
00:12:23,263 --> 00:12:25,641
Yooouuu're...
272
00:12:25,641 --> 00:12:27,559
never gonna get along
with your dad.
273
00:12:29,728 --> 00:12:30,729
Oh, that's the brake pads.
274
00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:34,900
Come on, Gabriel.
You were my brother's
best friend.
275
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,694
You know how difficult
my dad is.
276
00:12:36,694 --> 00:12:38,988
Says the girl who was voted
"Mean for No Reason."
277
00:12:38,988 --> 00:12:40,990
Oh, there's
always a reason.
278
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:45,536
Your dad's not so bad.
He just loves you.
279
00:12:46,829 --> 00:12:49,289
And cars.
You and cars.
280
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:53,293
-The order isn't important.
-Oh.
281
00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:55,963
My God! You still think
he walks on water.
282
00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:57,923
I saw it with my own eyes.
283
00:12:59,341 --> 00:13:01,093
It was a spilled bottle
of antifreeze,
284
00:13:01,093 --> 00:13:02,219
but he was definitely
off the ground.
285
00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:06,557
Gotta admit, though,
he was right about Jimmy.
286
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:09,101
Oh, please.
You always hated Jimmy
287
00:13:09,101 --> 00:13:11,270
'cause he rode a motorcycle
and got all the girls.
288
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,731
I don't care
how many girls Jimmy got.
289
00:13:13,731 --> 00:13:15,232
He just got the one
he didn't deserve.
290
00:13:17,401 --> 00:13:18,319
Shut up.
291
00:13:20,487 --> 00:13:21,780
You shut up.
292
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,449
You shut up more.
293
00:13:27,244 --> 00:13:29,580
Okay, fine, I'll try to be nicer
to your damn hero.
294
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,665
Hey.
295
00:13:31,665 --> 00:13:33,000
Stitch saw
the antifreeze
thing too.
296
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:36,337
He was like
an Olympic skater.
297
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,507
So elegant.
So beautiful.
298
00:13:42,259 --> 00:13:43,761
Do not make me
be mean for a reason.
299
00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:45,763
[♪ rock music playing]
300
00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:49,099
-[Carter] I'm gonna die!
-[engine revving]
301
00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,851
-[tires screeching]
-I'm gonna puke!
302
00:13:50,851 --> 00:13:52,936
Don't you dare!
Swallow it!
303
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:55,981
[♪ rock music playing]
304
00:13:58,609 --> 00:14:00,527
-Look at me, I'm driving.
-[Matt chuckles]
305
00:14:00,527 --> 00:14:02,488
-Can I have this car?
-No.
306
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:05,491
I'm giving you something
far more valuable.
307
00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:06,950
Self-sufficiency.
308
00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:09,870
-Rather have the car.
-[Matt chuckles]
309
00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,914
Listen, stay off the street,
310
00:14:11,914 --> 00:14:13,957
head down this alley,
we'll park behind the shop.
311
00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:15,959
[♪ rock music playing]
312
00:14:18,837 --> 00:14:20,881
You know, it's fun
seeing you and your dad
313
00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:22,758
come back together again.
314
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:23,926
It's like watching
those hurricanes
315
00:14:23,926 --> 00:14:25,469
form their own tornadoes.
316
00:14:27,554 --> 00:14:30,182
Since Diane passed,
it's really been tough on him.
317
00:14:30,182 --> 00:14:31,683
Hell, all of us.
318
00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:34,937
Gabriel makes us go
to Happy Hour on Friday.
319
00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:36,522
Happy Hour, Riley.
320
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,900
My dad went to Happy Hour?
321
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,652
What'd he do
for the other 59 minutes?
322
00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:46,281
You know, I know
he can be difficult,
323
00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:48,784
but deep down inside...
324
00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:51,036
No, who are we fooling?
He a pain in the ass.
325
00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:53,747
But you know what?
326
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:55,457
I can tell he's really
happy you're home.
327
00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,961
[sighs]
I am trying
to make this work.
328
00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:02,506
Maybe it's finally time
to clip the wings
of my double bird.
329
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:05,592
-[tires screeching loudly]
-[loud crash]
330
00:15:05,592 --> 00:15:07,010
What the hell?!
331
00:15:07,928 --> 00:15:09,930
[steam hissing]
332
00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:13,267
We're okay, Mom!
Carter hit the go-ey
333
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,144
instead of the stop-ey.
334
00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:17,521
I told you
I didn't want to drive.
335
00:15:23,318 --> 00:15:24,945
I could use a mocktail.
336
00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,075
You forced him to drive!
337
00:15:30,075 --> 00:15:31,451
You couldn't
respect his wishes?
338
00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:33,453
Your kid was having
a great time out there.
339
00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:35,539
You think you know
what's best for them?
340
00:15:35,539 --> 00:15:36,999
I'm their parent, not you.
341
00:15:36,999 --> 00:15:39,042
It's-It's life lessons.
You-You can't coddle these kids.
342
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,460
Coddle?
343
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:43,172
Carter has got
an Uber account?
344
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,048
You're paying for him
not to learn something
345
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:46,508
that he needs to know.
What's next?
346
00:15:46,508 --> 00:15:48,886
You pay Martha Stewart
to stop over
and do his laundry?
347
00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:51,013
-That's your opinion, okay?
-It's not an opinion.
348
00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:52,848
-As always, your opinion is the
only one that matters, right?
-It's an observation.
349
00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:54,433
-Observation. Observation.
-Like me being a lawyer.
350
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,185
I said I didn't want to be one,
and you're still pushing,
351
00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:57,436
-even today.
-You push kids in a direction
352
00:15:57,436 --> 00:15:58,896
to encourage
what they're doing.
353
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,063
Oh, please.
You never gave a damn
354
00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:01,523
-about what I wanted, okay?
-Oh, God.
355
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:02,900
It was always your way
or the highway.
356
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,860
Well, I picked the highway.
357
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,653
Took it right back here,
didn't you?
358
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:08,947
[exhales sharply]
359
00:16:10,407 --> 00:16:12,743
God, I thought I loved
my kids enough to put up
360
00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:15,329
with whatever you dished out,
but, God, you're selfish.
361
00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:16,788
You're selfish.
362
00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:18,457
Your mom's funeral,
you stayed at a motel.
363
00:16:18,457 --> 00:16:19,791
You didn't even stay here.
364
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,168
How do you think
that made me feel?
365
00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:22,502
James didn't wanna
stay here with you.
366
00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:24,963
Who cares about what
the bass player wanted?
367
00:16:24,963 --> 00:16:27,132
Well, to be honest,
I didn't wanna stay here either.
368
00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:28,926
I was too broken over Mom
369
00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:31,094
to try to keep the peace
between you two.
370
00:16:31,094 --> 00:16:34,681
Mom made a relationship
between you and me possible.
371
00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:37,434
She was our bridge.
372
00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:39,478
[Matt sighs]
373
00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:42,731
It was a mistake
coming here.
374
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,983
N-No, it wasn't.
I-I like it here.
375
00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:49,154
-The car thing
isn't Pop's fault.
-Don't cover for him.
376
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:50,405
No, stop, I wanna see
where this is going.
377
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:54,284
I took your car
one night back home
378
00:16:54,284 --> 00:16:56,578
and accidentally
knocked down our fence.
379
00:16:56,578 --> 00:16:59,289
It freaked me the hell out,
and... that's why
380
00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:00,874
I haven't wanted
to drive ever since.
381
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:03,043
That was you?
382
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,254
I blamed the punk-ass kid
across the street.
383
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:09,174
I slashed the tires
on his dirt bike.
384
00:17:10,759 --> 00:17:12,719
I think I'm just
a bad driver.
385
00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:15,264
No, no, no, no.
You just need more practice
386
00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:18,684
in wide open spaces
in cars not owned by me.
387
00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:22,688
I need a moment
to cool down.
388
00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:24,147
And you're grounded.
389
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:26,942
So, no hanging out
with your friends.
390
00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:29,194
We just moved here.
I don't have any friends.
391
00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:30,988
Which will make it
pretty easy.
392
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:34,700
[Riley exhales sharply]
393
00:17:35,575 --> 00:17:37,828
[video game gunfire]
394
00:17:37,828 --> 00:17:40,581
-[gunfire continues]
-[Matt mumbling]
395
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:41,957
Kill the old lady, Papa!
396
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,583
Why do I want
to kill that lady?
397
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,836
She's the drug lord
you've been hired to take out.
398
00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:48,463
-Alright. Here you go, lady.
-[gunfire continues]
399
00:17:48,463 --> 00:17:50,132
-There you go.
-[loud explosion]
400
00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:52,009
Oh, God, look!
401
00:17:52,926 --> 00:17:55,470
-Epic.
-Whoa!
402
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:58,307
You blew her head
over the Golden Gate Bridge.
403
00:17:58,307 --> 00:17:59,891
You guys scare me.
404
00:18:04,938 --> 00:18:06,565
[Matt exhales sharply]
405
00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:09,026
Is it weird to say
I love killing as a family?
406
00:18:11,236 --> 00:18:13,613
I found Mom's flour sifter.
407
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:15,115
It's still covered in flour.
408
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:19,119
It's almost like she'll walk
through the door any minute
409
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:21,163
and start making
apple cider cake.
410
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,961
I-- I never use it, and I--
I'm not gonna ever wash it.
411
00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,631
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad you didn't.
412
00:18:33,842 --> 00:18:35,469
-[Riley sighs]
-Well, you, um...
413
00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:40,265
Um, we used that,
uh, that morning.
414
00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:43,810
She made those,
uh, those biscuits.
415
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,980
And then, she's gonna
go for a run.
416
00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:53,070
Ah, boy.
417
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:56,073
Two hours later, um,
her heart stopped,
and then, um...
418
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,744
your beautiful mother
and love of my life...
419
00:19:03,872 --> 00:19:06,166
she's gone. Yeah.
420
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,251
Yeah. [sighs]
421
00:19:10,921 --> 00:19:13,298
I'm so sorry I haven't
been there for you.
422
00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:16,009
-Yeah.
-I wish I had been here more.
423
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,721
Yeah. Yeah, well...
424
00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:21,848
Yeah. Thanks.
425
00:19:23,558 --> 00:19:25,018
Oh, thanks.
426
00:19:27,854 --> 00:19:29,940
[sniffling]
Oh, boy.
427
00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:34,945
It's been really
different here, alone.
428
00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:40,492
Um, I think that's why I watch
the news in the morning,
429
00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:45,455
you know, so I can hear
a, a woman's voice,
430
00:19:45,455 --> 00:19:48,041
even though sometimes
it's Nancy Pelosi.
431
00:19:52,879 --> 00:19:54,506
Yeah, ugh.
432
00:19:54,506 --> 00:19:56,925
It's annoying the way
she's trying to save democracy.
433
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,639
-Maybe we could...
-[sighs]
434
00:20:02,639 --> 00:20:04,224
...build our own bridge.
435
00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:06,893
Ten minutes of news
in the morning,
436
00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:08,478
and then talk like a family?
437
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,482
Okay.
438
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:15,444
And then, um, if I want
to do something with your kids
439
00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:17,612
that you don't like,
you'll just look
440
00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:19,781
at the roof over your head
and go, "Okay."
441
00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:25,328
[sighs]
I'm not sure you understand
442
00:20:25,328 --> 00:20:26,663
how bridges work.
443
00:20:28,999 --> 00:20:30,709
You are their
grandfather and...
444
00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:33,336
should be given some leeway.
445
00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:36,381
Okay, I'm good with that.
446
00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:39,342
Plus, Carter needs
to learn to drive
447
00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:40,469
and I'm not getting
in a car with him.
448
00:20:40,469 --> 00:20:42,179
He sucks.
449
00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:43,430
He's terrible.
450
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,601
You know, by the way, uh,
my insurance company
451
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:50,353
is gonna file a lawsuit
against you for the damages.
452
00:20:50,353 --> 00:20:52,439
It's just a formality.
453
00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:54,608
Mm.
They'll settle quickly
454
00:20:54,608 --> 00:20:57,360
when I file
child endangerment charges
against you.
455
00:21:01,656 --> 00:21:03,533
Told ya you should
have been a lawyer.
456
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,535
♪♪
457
00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:11,625
Knives on the right,
forks on the left.
458
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,210
Carter,
that's not your right,
and that's not a fork.
459
00:21:15,045 --> 00:21:16,880
My kids are setting the table?
460
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,257
I'm teaching 'em manners.
It's like a lost art.
461
00:21:19,257 --> 00:21:21,843
Like so many things.
Tennis, for instance.
462
00:21:21,843 --> 00:21:23,803
-Oh, boy.
-[Matt] Alright.
463
00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:25,388
It's elegant, strong.
464
00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:28,141
It's a wonderful sport,
but it was too much for people.
465
00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:31,186
So, thank gosh
we invented pickleball...
466
00:21:32,771 --> 00:21:35,232
so old people can feel
like they're athletes, right?
467
00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:37,526
But when you can hold
a tumbler of Chianti
468
00:21:37,526 --> 00:21:40,111
while you're playing a sport,
it's not a sport.
469
00:21:41,863 --> 00:21:44,616
Now that the TED Talk
no one asked for is over...
470
00:21:46,243 --> 00:21:47,994
I made Mom's biscuits.
471
00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:52,582
She'd be very proud of you.
472
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:55,210
Ooh, hot, hot, hot.
473
00:21:58,421 --> 00:22:00,006
So, what do you think?
474
00:22:00,006 --> 00:22:01,925
[mouth full]
It's so dry.
475
00:22:01,925 --> 00:22:03,718
I can't breathe.
[choking]
476
00:22:03,718 --> 00:22:05,428
They're soaking up
a lot of butter.
477
00:22:07,222 --> 00:22:08,890
I don't think
you should do this again.
478
00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:10,892
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479
00:22:10,892 --> 00:22:15,892
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