Original subtitles

( opening theme music playing )

( tearfully ) GOODBYE, SHERIDAN.

I DO WISH HE'D RECONSIDER WEARING A VEST.

I USED TO SO ENJOY IRONING HIS LITTLE VESTS.

AH-- THE POSTMAN!

ER, GOOD MORNING, MRS. "BOO-KIT"--

ER, "BUCKET"-- ER, "BOUQUET."

THAT WAS SHERIDAN.

- OH, REALLY? - MY SON.

OH... SHERIDAN "BOUQUET."

EXACTLY. HE'S AT UNIVERSITY, YOU KNOW.

NO, I DIDN'T, ACTUALLY.

THEY GROW UP SO QUICKLY.

- DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? - ER, SEVEN.

( stammers ) S-SEVEN?

YEAH.

QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE UP SO EARLY.

IT'S A MERCY YOU'RE ON FOOT AND NOT ON A BICYCLE.

IS SHERIDAN LOOKING THINNER?

HMMM? DON'T YOU THINK HE'S LOOKING THINNER?

MY WALLET IS LOOKING THINNER.

AND I DON'T THINK I LIKE HIS HAIR IN THAT STYLE.

( sad sigh ) OH-HH.

HE USED TO HAVE SUCH LOVELY HAIR.

IT'S GONE THIN ALREADY.

I'M NOT SURPRISED, YOU PRACTICALLY STROKED IT AWAY WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.

AND WHAT ABOUT THIS NEW INTEREST OF HIS--

"THE WORKERS' REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD"?

IS IT REALLY SUITABLE, DO YOU THINK?

WITH SHERIDAN'S EDUCATION AND BACKGROUND,

SURELY HE OUGHT TO BE IN THE "EXECUTIVES' REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD."

( snores softly )

ONSLOW...?

HMMM?

WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SECOND HONEYMOON?

WELL, WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SECOND HONEYMOON?

I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME.

ME, TOO.

I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME. ( giggles )

WE ARGUED ALL THE TIME.

- NOT ALL THE TIME. - NEARLY ALL THE TIME.

I COULDN'T GET OVER THAT CONFESSION OF YOURS.

WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY PROPER.

IF WE WERE STARTING MARRIED LIFE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY SECRETS.

WHAT A TIME TO SPRING IT ON A BLOKE--

ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT!

BARELY GOT STARTED ON ALL YOUR NEW UNDERWEAR, AND THEN YOU TOLD ME.

IT WAS A BIT MUCH, YOU GETTING UP AND GOING OUT FOR A LONG WALK.

I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THINGS-- DECIDE IF I COULD LIVE WITH IT.

I CAN'T THINK WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT IT.

YOU SHOULD HAVE COME CLEAN ABOUT IT BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.