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"TAI HOM" VILLAGE

Want to eat, Mama

Eat this...

Tasty...

Mr. Chu, how much for a whole pig

Take this.

The whole pig

Take it. Thank you.

Brother Kwan, give me your blessings.

I made a website for myself.

Look, it's not bad.

I'll get tons of girls from this website.

I'm the Little Tiger of "Tai Hom" Neighborhood.

Look, tons of girl surfers.

They're flooding me with e-mails & ICQ.

We will get lots of business from this.

You like it?

Is that me?

Of course!

Isn't it too much?

Not really, men like it this way.

Don't tell anyone.

I'll take over Mongkok when I have enough girls.

Hung Hung, the Shanghai Angel? Cool!

She looks so "Mainland".

She's hot.

Even the pros have websites!

You like her?

She looks really good.

Are you serving on Sunday?

Everyday!

Don't take long, Ah Lui!

You hear?

Any cool new websites?

Korean girls?

Any other photos Any Japanese?

This girl has been stripping for weeks.

I'll find it myself.

Leave it!

Sit...

I'll dictate.

You write.

Healthy female pig...

named Mama...

seeks high-grade male mate...

for breeding. Big reward...

if their mating bears 20 piglets!

Sang Heng Road, 3C.

Chu's Roast Pork.

No school, little boy?

School's over.

Where's your family?

Dad working, brother studying,

and Morn ran off.

What's your name?

I'm called Tiny.

What's your name?

My name is Tong Tong.

You want some roast pork?

Roast pork...?

Okay, 2 catties.

Which piece?

That one.

Exactly 2 catties.

You want some lychees?

Have one.

I haven't seen you before.

I'm not from here.

It's my first time here.

The pork tastes great.

Anyone here?

Yes, coming!

What do you want?

2 catties of roast pork.

I'm going, Tiny.

Bye, Tong Tong.

Where's that girl?

She's gone!

Where is she?

I really saw her...

the girl from the computer.

You go that way!

Did you write this ad? Yes.

Very well...

What do you need that for?

I'm here to look at your pig.

Is she fertile?

Of course.

Fertility is different from sex drive.

I'm closing up.

You go home first.

Actually, I want to talk to you...

about collaborating with me in a study.

If I'm successful, then we'll be rich.

Of course, success won't be easy.

They've had some success overseas.

What are you talking about?

I need this pig for an experiment.

To see if she can be impregnated.

Giving birth is easy for her.

I'm not talking about piglets.

I want her to have human babies!

The U.S. Has already succeeded.

They use a cow to carry a human fetus.

It was a baby boy.

He was lucky to get an endless supply of milk!

Pigs have a lot of milk, too.

More than enough for a baby.

Is that possible?

Placing a human embryo inside a pig...

That's not a biological problem.

Western countries have always used animals

to research cures for diseases.

Mr. Chu, do you believe in Jesus?

I...

But you must believe in science.

Science is an amazing thing.

The operation is very simple.

We extract the woman's egg.

We inseminate it.

We observe the development under a microscope.

When they progress into multi-cells,

I'll inject hormones into rabbits

to make them more sexually active.

The embryo is placed into the rabbit.

Doesn't it hurt the rabbit?

It's an experiment. I can't use a lab rat!

When the pig is ready,

I'll take the embryo out of the rabbit

and transplant it into the pig.

It will be injected into the pig's uterus.

That's science!

How much?

"Fast food"- HK$300. "Full set"- HK$380.

"Overnight"- HK$500, didn't you know?

Any Northern girls?

Northern girls? Of course.

But not today, something else.

What?

Whatever... hurry!

Faster than you can say "go".

Where do you live?

Sang Heng Road 3C.

You will be satisfied.

Be discreet.

Of course I recognize your voice, Mr. Chu.

Hey! Sorry... I slipped.

Hurry! Yes, yes, right away.

Hurry up, he's waiting.

Fat and poor, still whoring!

Mr. Chu isn't that poor.

Next time, locals like Mr. Chu...

I have to charging double.

There's no such rule in this business.

What now? Hurry up.

Why the wig?

Why not a school uniform and pretended for a lesson?

I want to go to Hollywood too.

Shanghai Angel Hung Hung.

At your service Daily, Check-up: HK$300.

Injection: HK$600, Hospital Overnight: $1,000

I want an injection.

You're my idol. I dream of you every day.

Are you Hung Hung, the nurse?

Yes.

Have you made up your mind?

An overnight stay in the hospital.

Fine, HK$ I,000

What? Pay now?

Yes, we agreed on ICQ.

I haven't even had an injection yet.

Pay first.

Are you a Tiger?

A tiger's head, but a snake's tail.

It's never happened before.

I don't know why...

Don't you like me?

I'll be your manager.

Manager?

Yes.

Why not be my boyfriend?

Really?

Really!

I'll stay at your place. Where do you live?

Hollywood... over there.

Pretty?

Pretty, my ass!

It's not pretty?

Have you lived there?

No.

Then don't sound so high and mighty.

True, I can't afford it.

How long have you lived here in Tai Hom?

I was born here.

You're worse than me...

born in such a poor place.

Hollywood always pressing down at you, it must feel bad.

What are you looking at?

You.

What for?

I've never seen a Shanghai girl up close.

You're really a Shanghai girl?

Yes.

Don't you know?

Shanghai girls are hot.

Let's go.

Let's go up the hill

Where to?

The view is better up there

Hurry Up

Have you been to Shanghai?

No

You haven't even been to Shanghai?

Shanghai is now prettier than Hong Kong

You're pretty, too

What?

I said you're pretty

Really?

Yes!

Why don't you put your panties on?

Why?

Are you embarrassed?

I'll put them away

Hurry Up

Come up here So what?

You can see everything from up here

You see?

It's different

Seeing things from higher is different

Hollywood looks like "5-Fingers Mountain"

So I live in "5-Fingers Mountain"

Do you live in the thumb or in the pinky?

I'm not sure

Anyway, I live in there

You try and see

The buildings are slanted

Try this then

Right

There are ten fingers

Then "10-Fingers mountain."

See?

Don't underestimate my institute

Introduce your girlfriend to me, Brother Keung?

I'll give her a nose job and a breast job...

You'll walk prouder when you're with her

How can a woman go around without cleavage?

What do you think?

Brother Keung, you have so much heat...

Does this work, doctor?

Of course!

This is the traditional method for releasing heat

How do you usually release heat?

Tong Tong, what are you doing?

Looking for you, for your shop

Not this side, that side

How far?

Very far

Eat, it tastes good

Really?

Yes

Here?

Yes

There's a lot of food

Buy some

Don't buy any, there's more inside

Alright

Please go inside

There are many things inside

Okay

Father, I'm back

I brought Tong Tong for a tour

How are you?

Only a man of your size could be his father

Yes

Are you roasting pork now?

Yes

All that is roast pork?

Have some lychees...

Thank you

Come here

I'll show you Mama

What a huge pig!

The other day, my father Yes

put out an ad to find a male pig for her

Male pig?

Yes, we've done that before.

8 piglets in the litter. Can't make much money from that.

How many do you need?

The more the better.

20, 30, even 40.

I'm doing an experiment with someone.

To see if she can bear a ba...

Tong Tong.

Come around more often.

I'll teach you how to barbecue pork.

You'll teach me?

You're great. Tong Tong

Let's go play on the swings.

Alright.

Tong Tong, go higher!

It's fun, Tiny.

Isn't it great?

High enough?

Tiny!

I can see the rooftops!

So high!

Higher!

Tiny! What do you see?

I can see the rooftops!

Higher

Ah Sai

Keep going, Ah Sai

Ah Sai

Higher!

Is that you, Tong Tong? Hi, Mr. Chu

How about some roast pork?

Okay

I'm giving you an injection.

You'll have lots of babies.

Good pig.

Her uterus is small, can she handle it?

Mr. Chu, are you a woman?

No one is asking you to give birth.

Mr. Chu...

I gave her some anaesthetics.

She'll calm down. Then I'll take a blood sample.

We'll check for AIDS.

Pigs are very promiscuous, you know.

Don't worry. Relax.

I tell you...

You should feed her more nutritious food.

Because all the fetuses have their own placenta

and can manufacture their own blood.

The blood systems are completely separate.

The pig just needs to supply amino acid...

protein and glucose...

and nutrition.

It will go through the umbilical cord to the fetus.

Don't worry. Relax.

Mr. Chu, this is the rabbit's essence.

This is unnatural.

What unnatural?

Giving birth is very natural!

I didn't ask someone...

to rape your pig!

If she really has a human baby...

If I change my mind, can she have an abortion?

Of course.

How?

How? How do we do it?

Kill her.

Are you crazy?

Mr. Chu.

If I succeed...

You must treat the piglets nicely.

Maybe one day she'll be your wife...

or the mother of your children.

I won't do it!

Mr. Chu, let me make this shot first.

Our deal is over!

Hurry and wake up the pig!

Tiny, turn on the water!

Hurry!

Wake up, Mama!

Mama's running away!

Mama!

Do you know...

this is an important experiment!

Don't you understand?

You're worse than a pig!

My pig ran away!

Mama! Mama!

Mama...

Mama...

Nurse Hung Hung, where are you?

Mama...

Fatty! What's happening?

Mama ran away!

Mama...

Mama...

Missing Female Pig, 8 years old.

2.5 feet tall, 120 kg.

Lost in the area yesterday.

Reward. Call2313-1159. Chu's Roast Pork.

Mama, where are you?

Mama...

Mama!

Tiny, what's up?

Our Mama ran away.

Our Mama ran away.

Really?

What brought you here?

You speak Mandarin?

You're not the only one from the mainland!

Let's go!

Who is she?

My father hired her from the mainland.

Who is he?

My brother.

This is Miss Tong Tong.

Hello. Hello.

What are you roasting?

Piglets.

Piglets?

So many!

Yes.

Aren't you hot?

Tiny.

Those sesame-skinned ones taste good.

That's Chu's best pork.

How long does it take to roast a pig?

About half an hour.

So quick?

Yes.

I know how to roast, too!

Don't play with that!

Come over here.

What?

Why are you home so early?

I couldn't find Mama, so I carne back.

How did you meet her?

She carne to our shop.

How come you never mention it?

You little shit!

Tiny.

Will you get Soya Milk for me?

One for me too?

Alright, here's some money.

Go.

Hurry.

You live here?

My father lives here, I live over there.

That side? Yes.

Where's your father?

Gone out working.

Isn't it hot? Yes

But still roasting?

Look at you, sweaty allover.

Why are you roast all those pigs?

For a wedding banquet.

What's your name?

Ming.

Ming? Yes.

What's sesame-skinned?

When the skin is full of tiny bubbles.

Can you teach me how to roast?

Okay, you roast this one.

Hold the wooden handle. But don't touch the metal.

Like this?

Flip it.

Flip it over?

It's all red.

Flip it again.

Smile!

Your thighs are so large...

Two.

Three.

Four.

Isn't that large?

You sweat a lot...

Yes.

I can wipe it for you.

You're fat like your father.

But you're cute. Do you know that?

I'm not. They call me Porky Pig.

But Porky Pig is cute!

I don't like them thin like the Monkey King!

Who are you?

Whoever you want me to be.

And what if I blew on you?

Okay.

How does that feel?

I can't hold back anymore, no...

Hey, Fong Fong!

You're the best.

Let's do it again.

Afraid the second time will take longer?

No, it's bad for your body.

Don't worry.

It's for you.

Thank you, you don't have to.

We're friends.

If I take your money, what would I be?

Friends also need money too.

Hold on...

Tiny!

Wait a second.

Peter, I see a good friend.

I'll see you later, bye.

Let's go!

See that plane?

Flying like planes!

Taste good?

Yes.

Have you ever had so much fun?

No. No?

Me neither.

Morn used to bring me here.

Since she left,

no one brings me.

Have you been on a plane?

No.

I want to go to America.

You know where it is?

Yes, far away.

It's big there.

They have Hollywood and Disneyland.

Really? And... universities.

If one day I'm gone...

will you miss me?

Yes! You can take me with you.

Eat up!

This is beautiful!

What's that down there?

That's your home.

My home?

Yes, that's Tai Horn Village

Tai Horn Village

You've never seen your home from this far up?

No.

Is this really your house?

No, I wouldn't buy such an expensive flat.

Look down...

which is your house?

Can't find it.

Keep looking.

How?

Tiny...

Play a game with me.

What game?

Can I eat first?

Alright, but...

Tell me your phone number first.

2321-1668

are you sure?

2321-1668

You're not lying? It's true!

Tiny!

Dad! Dad!

Tong Tong! Over here!

Tong Tong! Over here!

Can you see me?

It's me, Tiny!

2321...

Boss, answer the phone.

Maybe news about Mama.

2 catties please.

Okay.

Hello?

Hello, Mr. Chu? Yes

This is Tong Tong.

Tong Tong?

Get Tiny on the phone.

Tiny is not home.

He just went back.

I'm playing treasure hunt with him.

Tell him to wave a flag for me.

Wave a flag?

Yes, I'm up in Hollywood.

Tell him I can't see him.

I understand...

how if I wave a flag for you?

Alright!

Tong Tong, over here!

Can you see me?

Tong Tong!

See me? Here!

Here!

Tong Tong, here! Can you see me?

Tiny!

Be careful, Dad!

Don't stand there...

like a piece of meat!

Watch me!

Tong Tong, over here, can you see me?

I see you! Tiny! Tiny!

Tong Tong, over here!

Tiny!

Can you see?

Tong Tong! I see your red flag!

I can see you too!

Something's going on out there.

Tong Tong! I see you!

Tong Tong...

He doesn't order girls anymore, what's up with him?

He seems to be waving towards Hollywood.

They're signaling.

Tong Tong! I see you!

Tong Tong!

You can see me!

Look! I'm over here!

Mr. Chu, over here!

Peter Chau Barristers and Solicitors

Our client, Hung Hung Tam...

has filed a complaint against you

According to our client,

on August 16th, 2000, in Tai Horn Village,

you sexually assaulted our client.

Which Hung Hung Tam?

This act was a violation...

of our client's rights.

We demand that a sum of HK$50,000...

be paid for compensation.

HK$50,000?

Otherwise, legal actions...

will be taken against you.

That's insane! HK$50,000?

Hung Hung Tam, born 1985.

85, 86, 87...

97, 98, 99, 2000...

2001... What? You're only 16!

Peter Chau, what does your client want?

Sue you.

For what?

Sex with girls under 16 is a criminal offense

which carries a 5 year prison term.

You're kidding?

I'll call the cops.

It's useless...

your sperm can be traced to you through DNA testing.

Remember your sperm?

Damn you!

Go to hell!

That's enough!

Stop it! Are you crazy?

Stop! That's mine!

Fong Fong, it's Peter.

I've collected all your money for you.

You're going to be rich.

Thanks to you.

Don't mention it.

But...

What?

There's a monkey in Tai Hom Village.

Who hasn't paid yet.

Impossible!

Fong Fong, I got another call.

Call me later!

Teacher convicted for statutory rape of 16 year old girl.

This is Fong Fong.

That monkey you mentioned hasn't paid yet?

Really?

Yes.

Who can escape from me?

Did you send him the clippings?

Of course.

What?

Nothing.

Peter, can you...

take me to the US?

When would I have time?

Then what happens to me?

I'll teach him a lesson for you...

I got another call.

I'll call you later. Alright, bye.

Tiny, where are you off to?

Find Mama.

Find Mama? She's long gone.

Still have to find her.

Someone raped her already.

Forget it.

10 bottles of water, boss.

Stay there!

Get him!

Are you Wong Chi Keung? No.

Then why did you run?

Why are you holding my arm?

So cocky? Hold him down!

Hold your hand out!

Chop it off!

My hand!

Hand...

Nice hand!

Keung, your water.

I'll get it later.

Hey, are you Wong Chi Keung?

No.

You're not?

Don't move!

I heard him call you Keung.

He made a mistake.

Oh yeah?

Shit, maybe we chopped the wrong guy.

Your name is not Wong Chi Keung?

It's not.

Mr. B! This is the real Wong Chi Keung.

I'm not Wong Chi Keung. I'm Tiger Wong.

Peter, he says he's Tiger Wong.

Tiger Wong is a stage name.

Then we'll count it as two.

Two?

Alright!

Action!

You got the wrong guy. No!

No more free rides for you!

Free what?

Don't you know Hung Hung?

No!

Chop off his hand!

No! I don't know her!

No?

Chop off his hand!

No!

Do it!

My hand!

It hurts...

My hand!

Mr. B! This is the right one.

Throw it away!

Wong Chi Keung?

Doesn't hurt anymore, right?

Of course not, you know...

I used my family's secret formula.

Not like Hong Kong hospitals...

only stop the blood and not the pain.

I have to thank you.

You're not like Hong Kong people.

They look down on mainland doctors.

Wong Chi Keung... Wong Chi Keung...

Brother, why are there so many Wong Chi Keungs?

Because their parents were lazy.

Does Keung have a tattoo?

Yes.

Mister...

have you seen a chopped off hand?

Who is it?

Tiny from Chu's. He found a hand.

You have a chance.

What hand?

How do you know I got my hand chopped off?

I guessed.

Where's the hand?

It's horrible, is it a hand?

How did you know it's mine?

Your tattoo is on it.

Really?

Great job, Tiny!

Reward him. Give him HK$ I,000

Don't tell anyone.

It's embarrassing to lose a hand.

Doctor Lui.

Doctor. What?

Can my hand be sewn back?

Don't worry, Brother Keung.

He put your hand in the freezer.

If it's not over 5 hours, then yes.

Thank you, Doctor.

I'm only 18.

I don't want to lose my hand.

Don't worry!

In the mainland, everyone calls me magician.

I guarantee you that after the operation,

You'll be surprised!

Doctor, are you trying to scare me?

I'm saying you'll be surprised how perfect it is.

Xiao Gu, anaesthetize him.

Hey, what is it?

What kind of animal is it?

What's wrong?

Nothing... Just wait.

Nothing?

Head of a Tiger and tail of a Snake?

Damm it!

This is not his hand.

Don't let her come in.

Why don't you go home?

You don't look like a child of new immigrants.

But you are... right?

What future do you have with him?

Doctor...

What?

Is my hand sewn back?

I did quite a good job.

Really?

Yes, but there's a problem.

Tiny made a mistake. It wasn't your hand.

There was nothing I could do.

How did this happen?

There's nothing to be done.

I did my best.

It's not so much a problem.

Most people won't notice.

Take it easy...

Calm down.

I did my best, Brother Keung

Where are you going?

You have me, you still whored around!

Don't go!

You deserved!

They should have killed you. Asshole!

Where are you going?

Come back!

Ah Lui!

No illegal structures allowed.

All structures should be demolished.

Violators subject to prosecution.

Fatty, you have a girlfriend?

I guess so.

What's her name?

Tong Tong.

Tong Tong. Nice name.

Have you bang her yet?

I guess so. Once.

Smart.

Let me use your computer.

I'll forget the HK$ I,000 your brother owes me.

Why does he owe HK$ I,000?

Forget it!

Fatty, you surf the...

"Shanghai Angel" sex site?

No.

No? Really?

Really.

No?

What are you looking for?

An angel called Hung Hung.

She's the one who got my hand chopped off.

Have you seen her?

No.

No?

I don't buy it.

Your brother was part of it.

Tell him to pay back the HK$ I,000.

Didn't you say forget it?

So I lied.

Don't! I'm tired!

Come, I'll make you dark chicken soup.

No... Let's go!

It's good for you.

You have to keep your word!

What are you doing?

Relax, just using the computer.

You need a fork to do that?

Leave! Go!

That's it? I'm leaving then.

What is this?

What is that?

It's Mama?

It's Mama?

Dad, Mama's back!

She's back! It's Mama!

Wonderful!

Who painted all this on you?

@@

Looks like the work of the Kowloon King.

Looks quite good.

Mama's really back.

Mama, I missed you...

You must be hungry?

All pigs!

Mama

Good morning, Mr. Chu.

'Morning.

Is the pork fresh?

Fresh!

Alright, give me 2 catties.

Okay!

I don't want the leftovers.

Fresh pork!

Feel it, it's hot.

Good business, Mr. Chu.

Chop it nicer.

Alright.

'Morning, Dad, I'm off to school.

Alright, go to school

'Morning, Dad, I'm off to school.

Police sentenced for 10 years for statutory rape.

Doctor Lui, this is Mr. Chu.

I want to ask you...

You don't believe me, why are you asking me?

Doctor Lui...

my friend has a problem.

He slept with a girl once.

What are the chances of her getting pregnant?

Why don't you ask your pig...?

Would she get pregnant if she was raped by another pig?

Also, do you know...

is anyone who knows about law?

No, I don't!

Doctor Lui!

Chu...

Not happy?

Your pig's back, you should be happy.

Leave me alone.

What?

Come on, be happy.

No! You're a pest!

Come on, cheer up.

Don't!

You're sad because you don't see that Northern girl?

You have me.

Come on, cheer up.

Leave me alone! Get out!

Be careful!

You're so rough!

What do you know about her?

Chu...

Listen, give me a kiss.

Go kiss your mother!

What are you doing?

Don't play around!

Get up!

Damn!

Missing, Female, 35, medium built,

black hair.

Disappeared after leaving work at Chu's last night,

If discovered, call 2313-1159.

Big reward. Chu's Roast Pork.

Missing Hand, male, right hand,

18 years old, medium built, solid and buff.

Tattoo of a tiger's body. Lost in the area several days ago.

If found, call 9401-2311. Big reward.

Chu...

This place is over 60 years old.

They're tearing it all down.

Not here.

Over here. I want a photo here.

Here? It's all messy.

I'm telling you to do it!

There!

Lower, I want to get "Hollywood".

Take another one.

Let's go over there.

Hey, Ah Lui!

It's Keung... Keung!

Where are you going?

Moving.

Already?

The government will tear it down soon! We have to go.

Tong Tong?!

What Tong Tong?

Hung Hung Tarn...

has empowered our company to collect HK$50,000.

With interest, the total amount is HK$150,000.

HK$150,000?

You witch! HK$150,000!

Collect it down here if you dare!

Fatty! Isn't your girlfriend named Tong Tong?

Don't lie to me, this letter is for you.

Hung Hung and Tong Tong is the same person.

We have been set up!

She extorted money from me. Now you too.

Last time was HK$50,000. This time HK$150,000!

Really?

Where does she live?

I don't know.

Cut the act. You like her...

Tiny, where does Tong Tong live?

Hollywood luxury apartments, Vantage View...

Block C, 26th floor, flat 260.

Why do you want to know?

She's in trouble.

Are you coming?

What are you afraid of? She got my hand chopped off.

She's crazy. She'll come after you again.

Useless trash!

You're an asshole!

You told him where to find her.

Tiny, what are you doing up there?

Come down!

Keung took a knife to Tong Tong's house.

I have to tell her.

Come down, it's not your business!

I won't!

Come down, it's not your business!

Won't you come down?

Tong Tong, run!

Let him chop her up!

Tong Tong, run!

Let him chop her up!

It's me, Tiny!

Tong Tong, run!

Wong Chi Keung has come to kill you!

Tiny, come here!

Tiny... Give me the flag!

Give me the flag! No!

Little rascal!

Tong Tong, run!

"Run"!

Tong Tong, run!

Tiny...

How dare you? Stay there!

Tiny...

I'll beat you to death!

Tong Tong, run!

Get away!

What the hell?

Damn it!

Tiny!

Tong Tong, run!

This way!

Come out!

Damn! Fat jerk!

Your brother is waving a flag!

Damn whore!

She's over 20! She cheated us all.

What have you lost?

She made me lose my arm!

I never knew the importance of my right hand.

My mother taught me to use my right hand for chopsticks.

I thought I would use it all my life.

I write and shake hands with my right hand.

Use the mouse with my right hand too.

Even jerk off with my right hand!

What is this? A second left hand?

One is enough

Why give me another one?

Damn doctor, you won't get away with it!

Look! What is it?

It's not obvious.

Not obvious?

The US president is left handed.

Does he have two left hands?

Does he?

Your girlfriend has two left hands?

Would you vote for a president with two left hands?

One is enough! I have two!

What do I look like?

Looks like your pig's hoofs.

Enough?

You have a problem with me? Chop me up!

Go ahead! Chop me!

Chop my hand off.

I don't like my hand! I'm like a monster.

I beg you, please chop it off!

It's not my hand...

I won't hurt. Go ahead!

What are you waiting for?

Do it!

Head of a tiger and tail of a snake. Chop off the snake tail.

Do it, please!

Please, chop it off for me.

Why do you just sit there?

Do it!

Don't sit there like a pig!

I don't like this monster hand.

Do it, please!

Chop it off for me.

Thank you, Tiny! "Tong Tong, Hung Hung".