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[School bell]
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- Fag
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- It was empty, you see...
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- Tougher, hi.
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Why don't you come all the way outside?
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You don't have to always stand in the doorway like that.
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How was school?
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- Substandard.
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Did you work today?
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- No.
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But when it rains, it pours. You know.
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Is jonathan coming on Sunday?
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- No, he... hmmm...
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I don't think we're gonna be friends anymore.
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- Hey
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Do you think in the morning you look any different?
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- Did you?
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- Not till I turn 30.
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- I'm gonna be back late from school
tomorrow,
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I've got drama class rehearsal.
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Thy hair is horrible.
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It is covered with mire and dust
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It is like a knot of serpents coiled round thy neck
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I love not thy hair...
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- Oh holy hell!
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Slow it down Christopher.
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What are you reading from?
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- Salome
- Oscar Wilde
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- They didn't have caffeine back then.
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Would you slow it down a bit?
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Holy hell!
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- It is thy mouth that i desire, Iokanaan
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and thy mouth is like a band of scarlet
on a tower of ivory.
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It is like a pomegranate...
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[Music]
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- I don't mean a drink...
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- Ouch...I'm sorry...
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- Oh my god! A baby!
- I didn't mean...
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- Oh my god if I had a piece of bacon and
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some breadcrumbs you could be a shaken bait.
- What?
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- I mean, I thought you were someone else
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I mean I thought you were someone other...
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I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk.
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You look familiar
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- All right...out!
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Get out of puberty and come on back.
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- Christopher
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I have to leave until Sunday.
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It's only Pittsburgh.
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I couldn't turn it down.
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Do you remember Scott from New Jersey?
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You met him at the city picnic, remember?
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- He's a jerk
- Yeah, but he's a nice kid
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and so is his sister
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and his parents are real nice too.
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I've asked his father to watch you until Sunday.
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He's not a jerk.
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You won't have to play football or
badminton or anything like...
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- Mom, I'm almost 18 years old,
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I don't need a guardian.
- Stop it!
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Honey, he's not a jerk.
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It's his mother's fault.
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She's sporty
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[Music]
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- Is that Altoids or is that gum?
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You know
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I have to get into the faces of
my client sometimes
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and I get so paranoid.
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Tougher, hi.
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This is Scott's father, Tom.
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He's from New Zealand.
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- Let's just nip this in the bud, sport.
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That routine in the bar of mine,
it wasn't appropriate.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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I'd had a drink, you know,
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and I don't know what you were doing there,
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but I think it's probably best if you avoid those places
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until you're out of school.
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All right?
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Here we go. All clear, out in the open, resolved.
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So, are you going out today?
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- Can i ask you a question?
- Sure
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- It's personal.
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- Well, then it depends.
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- I'm embarrassed.
- What is it?
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- I can't.
- Go ahead.
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- No, I don't know.
- Just go ahead, sport.
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- What is butt fuck like?
- Go! Do your homework.
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[Music]
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- Eighteen.
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- Hi
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Your mother left some pretty precise notes here.
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She's a stickler for detail your mother, yes siree!
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Do you mind if I ask what this's about?
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Did something happen?
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So...?
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So, do you want to talk about it, sport?
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- About what?
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- Whatever
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- Hmm...?
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- We are going to talk
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about you and what you want, who you are.
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Why were you in Flapjacks?
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- TGIF
- Come on, Christopher.
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- I'm almost 18 and I've never been kissed.
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- Bullshit!
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- It's true. I've done other stuff but
I've never been kissed
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- Other stuff?
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- Nothing, just fooling around.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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- If you're gay, your mother would accept it.
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You should talk about it with her, sport
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- Yeah, sure.
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- I've been around a bit more than you have
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- Well sure, you're from New Zealand.
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- You don't wear the same shoes I do.
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Your mother would accept it,
she's enlightened and modern
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- Is that why you're here
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- I got myself in a bit of a hole.
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I'm not gonna to bullshit you, Christopher.
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I like to play around a bit
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but I'm an adult and that's a choice I've made.
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You've got better choices,
much better choices, all right?
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- You are going to kiss me.
- Go and do your homework.
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- I want my kiss, goddammit
- No
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- Closet queen
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- Kiss me
- I can't
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- Then have a drink
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- Hey, so you're gonna go out today?
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- Oh! You'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Well, keep dreaming.
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I'm going to get my goddamn kiss from you
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or I am twirling straight back to Flapjax
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with no underwear on
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because I am not turning 18 and
not getting kissed
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[Music]
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- Christopher
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- Call me Tougher
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- Right. So champ, aren't you going out today at all?
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- Negative
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I don't really play well with others,
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others of my age at least.
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You want to come inside?
- Sure
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This is a nice room you've got here.
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You've got a better than Scott.
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His sister gets the larger room
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- Do you think that I would look better with shorter hair
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or should I grow it long?
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I mean I'd look even gayer although
if it was long, right?
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Like Oscar Wilde
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It feels nice though. You want to feel it?
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- I believe you, sport.
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- So go ahead and feel it.
- No, that's alright.
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- You're sure you don't want to feel my hair?
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Or have a drink?
- Quit it.
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- My friend Janet believes that
everybody has a type
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I mean, she exclusively dates these big,
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blocky football player types,
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but most of them are functionally illiterate or dangerous.
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Actually, a few are genuinely retarded.
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Ugly Ernie for instance
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used to play football but then,
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well, he hurted somebody.
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I mean that's how they found out he was retarded
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because they ran all these tests and...
- That's terrible
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- Am I not your type or something?
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I mean, am I too young or too gay or
something?
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Why won't anybody kiss me?
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- You should get your first kiss from
someone who loves you, Tougher.
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Do it right.
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- He won't kiss me
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and you won't kiss me
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I'm ugly?
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I mean I'm so fucking gay
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and I'm going to be 18 and I've never been kissed
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and even retarded people who can't read get kissed.
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I went in there because I wanted to get kissed.
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- Guys like me,
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we don't just want to kiss.
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Do you understand what I'm saying, Tougher?
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It's great to hear about this
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- Promise me that I won't
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be 18 and never been kissed.
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- It's not your birthday yet.
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- I love you too , but I've got to go.
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- Alright
- Okay
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- Good morning
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happy birthday
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Come on, get ready
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Don't you want a present?
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[Music]
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♫ You wish it was the way that it was ♫
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♫ when it was the way that it was ♫
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- Hey guess what?
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It's my birthday tomorrow.
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[Music]
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♫ You wish it was the way that it was ♫
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♫ when it was the way that it was ♫
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♫ 'cause you can think of anything ♫
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♫ except the way it was ♫
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♫ It is enjoyment ♫
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♫ It comes rushing back to you ♫
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♫ The days of enjoyment they are not here ♫
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[Music]
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♫ You need some questions answered ♫
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♫ cause you look so confused ♫
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[Music]
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♫ You wish it was the way that it was ♫
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♫ when the days were bright and free ♫
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♫ That was fine for yesterday ♫
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♫ those days
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♫ The days of involvement ♫
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♫ the days of enjoyment ♫
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♫ the days of ♫
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