Original subtitles

General Muster. Any news, colonel?

Now that the Indians have been subdued,

these cattle rustlers are proving even a greater menace.

Can't we do something, sir? We certainly can.

I'll send my three best scouts after them.

If they can't handle the situation, nobody can.

Sound the scout call.

The call.

Attention!

Reporting for duty, Buffalow Billious.

Wild Bill Hicup.

Just Plain Bill.

Men, the cattle rustlers have become a scourge.

The government wants them completely wiped out.

They're rustling all over the Bad Lands.

And I want you to bring 'em in, dead or alive.

Remember, ALL: Yes?

The entire West depends upon you.

No! Yes!

Aye, aye, sir. Ship ahoy.

Shiver my timbers.

We're on our way. Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo-whoo.

Oh. Ooh. We're on our way.

Right! Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo-whoo.

Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo-whoo.

Shh! I wonder if this is the place.

Ooh-ooh. This is the place, all right.

Listen, I hear somebody.

Let's find out where they're coming from.

Ooh.

What happened? Did you get his license number?

I can't hear a thing. My ear's plugged up.

It's full of mud.

Oh.

Look. Wagon tracks. And fresh ones too.

We're hot on the trail. Come on.

What is it, Buff?

What is it? You're on my hand.

Ah. What's the matter with you?

Shh! Look.

Who is it? Me, you dummy. Look!

Hey, Tex, I just got word through the grapevine

that Buffalow Billious has his scouts lookin' out for us.

They are, eh? Warn the outpost to keep a sharp lookout.

If they see anyone suspicious, let 'em have it.

Those are the fellas we're after.

Mmm. A hit-and-run rider.

Shut up. We better sneak up a little closer.

Maybe we can find out who the big boss is. Come on.

Hey, shh, shh. Quiet, will you?

That dog must have a rabbit on that there bush.

I reckon I'll shoot it.

Dig him out. Dig him out, and I'll shoot him.

Hurry, he's burrowing in.

Come on.

Come on.

You wanna give away our hideout? What are you shootin' for?

Here, chop some brush for the fire.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Mm. Mmm!

Let's go.

Hey, do you feel a draft?

No, and shut up, or we'll get caught.

Ow! Somebody stabbed me!

It's Buffalow Billious and his gang. Get 'em!

Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo-whoo.

Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo-whoo.

Where's the big boss? In the back room.

Buffalow Billious and his outfit have caught up with us, boss.

They were spying on us in Sleepy Gulch,

but got away before we could plug 'em.

You dumb galoot, you gummed the works.

Now we gotta get rid of those cattle, pronto. Listen...

How do I look?

Good. No one will ever know us in these outfits.

I hope. Now, remember,

you're a big gambler from the West.

Hi, toots.

Your hat blew off. Oh, thanks.

Where have you been all my life?

Say, uh...

Where have you been all my life?

Nyah.

Hi, Pete. Hi.

Hello there, neighbor. How about a little poker?

Well, I reckon I can accommodate you.

This game's gonna be on the level, ain't it?

Why, sure.

Certainly.

Why, Pete!

Well, I aim to keep it that way. Ye...

Here's how. And how!

What are you buttin' in for? Mmm!

Why don't you get a girl...?

Say, that's Longhorn Pete, the big boss.

There's room for three more poker players.

How about you?

Reckon we can accommodate you. Be right in.

We'll do the playing, you do the watching.

Maybe we can get some information.

And easy money too. Got your special deck of cards?

Certainly. We won't need 'em.

I wish I could play this here game,

but I don't know one card from another.

I pass.

I open. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

I raise. Say, you must have a good hand.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

What's the matter with you?

I just had four kinks in my back.

Four kinks.

You know, when I get kinks in the back,

I generally go to the desert.

The desert? Yeah, desert. Oasis, oasis.

That's nothin'. I've been to the oasis twice.

Me, too. Don't... I got...

Never mind the tours. Let's play cards. How many?

Three.

How many?

I'll take as many as I can get with a pair.

I'll play these. Oh, bluffin'.

Well, what do you do? Do I have to tell?

Yeah.

Nyah.

♪ La-lee, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Mm.

Whoo-whoo-whoo. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.

What do you do?

It's your move, stranger.

I shoot the works, and that ain't all.

Come on, fellas. Help me out.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Call that.

I call you. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Hey, what happened to those fellas?

Those are three crooks I shot for cheating in a card game.

Well, what have you got?

Who, me? N-nothin'.

You win. I'm only bluffin'.

Well, I got four "kinks,"

and they're not in the back.

Will you excuse us while we go out and get some fresh money?

Yeah, sure.

We better get this message to the general right away.

Look, pigeons. Let's send it with him.

Good.

We'll send them by pigeon express.

Yeah.

Go two miles north and make a left-hand turn at the pool room.

The name is General Muster. Get going.

Quiet.

We'll have to stall him off till the cavalry arrive.

Leave it to me. Come on.

Everything's all set.

How about a little credit, Pete, till our reserves get here?

Oh, I guess you're good for 25.

Certainly. They'll probably send more than that.

Ooh! Ooh, who deals?

You do, I guess. Thank you.

Cut.

Don't trust me, eh? Nyuk, nyuk.

Hello, Bill.

Come to bring me luck?

What's the matter, are you superstitious?

Oh, no.

Well, don't be superstitious of Bill.

Well, come down here. Let me see you.

Well...

It's a lie.

Come on. Let's get the horses.

Whoo-whoo-whoo.

- Come on, get! - Over here!

Hey. Don't drive so fast. They're way behind.

Hey! Go slow.

You don't have to go so fast. Mmm!

I told you to...

What happened?

What's the idea of pulling me off the horse?

I... Why didn't you wait for me?

Here they come. Quick, the shack!

I'll tell 'em we're not home.

We're not...

Get the bar down.

I think we lost 'em.

Whoo-whoo-whoo.

Uh, a couple of you cover the back.

Come on. Let 'em have it.

Hey, where are you? I... I'm lost. Hey. Hey, Moe!

Wait a minute. Whoo-whoo-whoo. Whew.

What's the matter with you? I ought to sla...

We gotta get some guns, boys. Come on.

Mmm!

Mmm. Ooh, eats.

There's no gun, but here's a lot of bullets.

They must have reinforcement.

Here's some belts.

Feed 'em in now, slow. Take it easy.

Come on, men!

Keep 'em covered, boys.

Noble work, my men.

Yes?

The president shall hear of this.

No. Yes.

Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo-whoo.

Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo-whoo.