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[moaning]

[moaning]

Bryan.

Bryan.

Bryan.

Hold on.

who's Bryan?

Who's that Bryan? Johnny is my name.

son of a bitch who is that Bryan, huh?

Motherfucker!

That's my bra!

That's my bra you're kissing!

Don't you want this?

Because it's flat?

I feel offended.

Where are you from?

Oh my, my naughty boyfriend

I went with him in there.

Then, he made me hold his penis.

Oh, what are you doing?

I'm washing.

There are so many germs on that thing.

Huh?

There’s a lot of germs on it?

Yes.

Why?

Shit!

You didn't say anything, Mars

[crying]

What happened?

Who's that?

According to the women around that is Berto.

He was beaten by unidentified men.

What's the reason?

He's famous for being a womanizer here

almost all the women here in the town

He fucked them already

Is that so?

Why is there a hat cover on his penis?

That?

Oh my God

It's so big and long.

That's why we covered it.

what are we talking here how long is it?

Maybe about fifteen inches

fifteen inches?!

- Yes. - Jumbo!

Wow!

Is that true?

Yes,

that's why many have slept with him and they can’t forget about it.

And when the length is mentioned

they really remember Berto

who they spent the whole night with.

so Berto is a legend.

I want that too.

Berto!

[crying]

Hi hon!

How are you?

What took you so long?

[exhales]

I dropped by at the park

and there’s a dead man there.

It’s chaotic

and there’s a lot of girls too.

Why tho?

You won’t believe it

imagine this

that guy has 15 inches dick!

[chuckles]

huh?!

Berto’s dead?!

Arwana

we still have battery we're fully charged

please make sure our mic is ready

Okay, it's charged. I'll get it ready now. Alright, go ahead.

Hello, everyone!

This is Injanno Jones

your favorite explorer and expert in all things.

And here we are now, in the tribe of...

"Mamadedeko"

to speak with our indigenous people.

And share a little knowledge.

You, take it

go there, take a place

tribe of mamadede ko

Can we sit?

Let's sit down

you can ask anything

and I’ll tr...

tr...

tr...

try

I'll try

to answer your questions

It's so good, your necklaces are so beautiful.

Take a look at that Arwana... Arwana

the workmanship is so good

it is so detailed its perfect.

I thought that one is also a beads Ithought is that a beads

you guys did that?

Okay, you can now ask questions

first question

Me.

Ah Injanno are you really an expert on everything?

Oh, of course,

Can we ask about the sea creatures?

Sea creatures?

Of course, it's okay

is there an adult fish?

Old fish?

Yes.

what fish is that?

Tuna.

Why tuna?

Century tuna.

It’s already 100 years old.

But aside that, there's a fish that is older

What fish is that?

Lapu lapu.

It was the time of Magellan that is already 500 years old.

next

Is there some type of fish who runs?

Running Fish? that's easy.

What?

Seahorse.

The horse is running, right?

Is there a type of fish who flies?

A Fish that's flying?

It's in the name

flying fish.

but there's a fish that can fly higher

you know what it's called?

Angel fish.

It can reach heaven

I can take you there if you want

question!

Is a penguin a type of fish?

Is penguin a fish?

Pengun is not a fish, it's a bird

It is often mistaken because penguins are always in the water.

If it's a bird

Why doesn't it fly?

He can fly, but his belly is too big, also heavy

He can't handle himself

you want that land on you, you're dead

My turn.

Are the fish smart?

Smart fish?

[laughs]

Yes, there is!

Yes, that's why there's something called a school of fish

But only a few graduate from there

They don't pass

is there's any more questions?

Is there a fish that is rich?

How can he speak in english?!

Again?

Is there a fish that is rich?

Ah ah, rich fish, rich fish, ah, there is, there is

goldfish

it's gold right?

Is there a fish that is poor?

Poor fish?

[stutters]

there is

it's called a janitor fish

janitor fish

that’s though cause that one is speaking english

Me.

Is there a fish that always needs help?

Ah, a fish that always needs help

Daing

Is it because it keeps on whining?

No.

It’s dying, that's why

That's why it needs help

Is there a happy fish?

A happy fish? Of course, there is

What's that?

Clownfish, right? It makes everyone happy

Is there more?

Is there a fish

that doesn't get wet?

A fish that doesn't get wet?

You know the answer to that

dried fish.

It doesn't get wet, it's dried fish.

that's part three of taya.

Uh, Arwana do we still have time?

You can ask one more question

Ah, one more question left, who will ask?

Me Injanno, I have a question.

Okay, Arwana what's your question?

Is there a noisy fish?

Noisy fish?

Yes.

for real?

I told you there is

What's that then?

Mermaid.

Why mermaid?

Isn't that what is used in ambulances?

That'so noisy.

[mimicing ambulance siren]

[crowd cheering]

Okay, thank you very much, tribe of mamade ko

My fellow Injann

That's all the time we have now

hope you enjoy it

and atleast you learn

Please like ,subscribe and, click the notification bell

and comment down below

If you guys have any questions you want to ask

this is Injanno Jones

shout out to my fans Injanneros

Until we meet again!

Bye!

[chanting]

hi mga ka-mani

I am Angeline, and now we are here in Mandaluyong

were here to give tricky questions

so what are you waiting for?

Come with me

so here's the questions

What is the main ingridients to pork sinigang

Spinach.

Magic sarap.

sinigang mix final

You can do it, Kuya!

Don't you cook at your house?

Ah pork.

Green bean.

Chili.

Taro.

ah mixer. like ingridients?

Stirrer

ah ladle

oh he's right!

Oh, what price do you want?

One hundred or a kiss and a hug?

I'm the only single among them

i will choose kiss and hug please.

[laughing]

Hello and Welcome to your favorite show,

The Battle of the Braless.

Battle of the Braless

is brought to you by Playtime

the fastest growing online gaming platform

Thank you!

Now, I am your host

Janno Depp

and I won't make it any longer

may we call on

The two competing universities

First is the

La Konsumisyon College

[cheering]

Welcome

Welcome to the show

And their competitor is from

University of Los Banyo Queen Laguna

[cheering]

Welcome to the show girls.

Okay.

Do you guys have any cheer?

Yes!

That’s what I like. Who's gonna go first?

We'll go first!

[chanting]

amazing, amazing!

Beautiful

Are you going to let them beat you?

No!

Oh, show them what you got!

You tripped, you tripped. comedy comedy

[chanting]

oh, is that allowed?

Wait, Is that allowed?

Even if it's just like that

Just keep posing.

Listen carefully.

I will explain the mechanics of our game

We have three rounds.

our easy round.

difficult round.

and

the final round

at the end of each round

the one with the lowest score

will have a consequence

however

don't worry you will choose your own punishment

Okay.

test the buzzers

Okay, are you ready to play?

We are ready!

Let's play

Okay!

Our category

in Philippine Literature

and Anger Management Combined

we have a saying that

you can joke with a drunk person

but not on someone that’s newly ___

what is this blank? Clue, it's scary to joke with

newly?

Freed.

you can joke with a drunk person, but not with a newly freed person

Isn't it?

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Yes?

Circumcised.

Joke with a drunk, but not with a newly circumcised person,

ouch! it's still wrong

yes?

newborn mother

joke with a drunk, but not with a newborn mother.

Isn't it?

Ah

No, it's like this, like this

confused and still half-asleep.

newly?

Makeup

joke with a drunk, but not with a newly

makeup it's stressful

It can be erased, it can be erased

that can be hard, but that's not the correct answer

this person would not laugh easily

Yes?

Newly operated.

joke with a drunk person, but not with someone who just had surgery

right right, that would hurt

wrong, that is wrong

- that’s wrong - Yes

miscarriage?

Joke with a drunk, but not with someone who just had an abortion

The answers are getting worse and worse

okay, I will help you now

what we are looking for

Is starting

in letter

G

Newly made?

Joke with a drunk, but not with someone who just had a procedure

procedure? why?

Newly made boobs, that hurts, you know

When I had my breasts done don't joke with me.

oh no

you might get hurt

can i ask?

That's done?

In that case?

This is just a joke, friends

sorry

The answer we are looking for

joke with a drunk, but not with someone who just

who just had a haircut.

[blabbering]

okay.

Let's recap our scores

La Konsumisyon College got zero

and the University of Los Baño Queen Laguna

also zero

it's a tie

Ms. Consequence you're in

Okay.

Thank you!

You'll go first.

The consequence you will choose is

you will remove all the trash from Manila Bay

using spoon

or

Take off your upper clothes.

We'll just take off our upper clothes, okay

okay

Now, it's your turn to choose, the choices are

You'll be drinking a tequila

while bathing and shampooing

A King cobra.

or

You will take off your top

We'll just go topless

Are you sure?

You too?

Yes

were ready

were ready

you’re so fast

Here they are, friends

they were the ones who chose

You can clearly see their concequence

Yes, my friends, when we return

it’s gonna be difficult round

here in

Battle of the Braless

[cheering]

Mars, how are you?

I’m okay. By the way

how was the swimming competition you joined?

It’s whatever

i won in the freestyle event

but I lost in the breaststroke event

oh, why did you lose?

I could clearly see that i was really cheated there

in the breaststroke event

how were you cheated?

Mars

they used their arms

but i only used my breast

so i was slower.

Welcome back to

Battle of the Braless

and now we move on to the difficult round

this is harder, girls, this is harder, okay?

Ah, our category, listen carefully.

Don't play around anymore, you're so naughty

your category is carpentry and architecture combined

in english this is door

in tagalog is

blank

what it is?

Bentelador?

This is part of the house

Yes?

Aparador.

you just added to it, but it's wrong.

Tokador.

that’s possible.

Cute but wrong

there's no door at the end of this

but this is often opened and closed

bintana.

Aside from the window.

What else in the house is opened and closed?

It starts with the letter

P

Yes letter P, pitaka.

what do you mean?

It's should part of the house.

You're actually a thief

but when I saw it, it was placed on the stairs.

Ah, so that's what it was

oh, that's still wrong. I'll just go with this instead.

Me, at home, whenever I come home

this is where I come out and go in

what P is this?

Yes?

Pussy?

I love it

That's wrong.

Wrong I'm sorry.

time is up

no one got the correct answer

what we're looking for is P

Palikuran.

Okay, the one like a restroom

Ah yes.

let's recap the scores

The La Konsumisyon College

gathered

zero points

and the University Los Baño Queen Laguna

gathered

I can’t read it.

Also zero

it's a tie

Ms. Consequence get in

Okay.

Thank you.

your choices

of concquences

A simple gift certificate

smooth your face with a grinder.

Or take off the skirt.

Please clean the face, okay?

Just take off the skirt, sir

are you sure?

That's sure, okay, sir

your turn

your choices

the consequnces is

yes

we can do this

you will bathe in the river while kissing the leech

[laughs]

or take off you skirts.

we'll just take off our clothes, sir

- Final answer? - Yes.

oops, these two are fast

I just turned around, sorry sir

okay, here it is, friends

here ends our difficult round

when we return

the most anticipated by everyone

the final

round

here at Battle Of The Braless

oh hello mars

oh, here it is

I already did it, I'll have it delivered to your house.

There's someone at your house

send me your number and I'll book it

yes, do it now, I'm busy

Excuse ma'am.

Can i ask a question?

Excuse me?

You know what, I know your style

you’ll ask my name?

Then you'll ask for my number

then what, you'll court me?

Then

you're going to fuck me, right?

Oh my, I already know your style, it's outdated

stop bothering me, Okay?

No, ma'am, I just have a question

What do you want to ask?

I just wanna ask

why one of your boobs

is out like that?

Oh no, I left my baby on the bus!

The battle of the braless returns

is the final round

[cheering]

why does it seem like it's becoming Takeshi's Castle

Okay.

In our final round, the category is

Philippine History and Psychology Of Heroism Combined

it's quite difficult, girls.

Yes

okay think think

that's easy

He is the father of the Katipunan is known as the brave one

He is the supreme member of the Katipunan or the KKK.

Who's that?

Yes?

Supremo?

Lito lapid.

no, it’s wrong, he’s already dead

oh, lito lapid is already dead?

No, he's still strong.

What are you talking about, that's wrong.

this starts with

ah, ah, the initials of this are A. B.

Yes?

Antonio Banderas.

Wrong wrong.

Alec Baldwin

wow

you know him?

No

[laughs]

He lived here in the Philippines

who is A. B. it is? the one who had many enemies?

Yes.

Andrea Brillantes.

[laughs]

No

He's older

yes

Abbie Biduya

ah, he's even older

yes

Abbie Binay

no, he's much older

Ate B

son of a bitch

This is a guy. He's a man in his 80s.

- Yes? - Amay Bisaya.

Time is up!

no one got the

correct answer

i'm sorry girls

I was rooting for you.

I was hoping that someone would answer you

the correct answer is

A. B. is Aga Bulak

ah

Oh, Him.

Okay let's recap the scores

La Konsumisyon College with zero

and University Of Los Baño Queen Laguna

also zero

it's a tie

Ms. Consequnce enter

enter

Do i still need to pull you

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay.

I’ll start with you

You’ll choose.

You’re just carrying a first aid kit.

And you need to rescue an injured bird.

That's so pitiful

while it's being bitten by a fierce tiger

or

Remove your bra

your choice

Sir, we’ll just remove our bra, it’ll be more fun

That's right.

- Final answer? -Yes, that's final.

Okay.

And here’s the consequences you’ve have to choose.

We know that you guys are tired

you just need to get a massage

oh, just a massage.

On the back

from a man.

Using

a jack hammer

[laughs]

that's the trend now, right?

You can buy that thing.

That kind of thing.

Just kill us already.

Or

Remove a bra

just remove it there’s nothing left, just take it off.

Okay, that’s their decision

you’re always fast

friends, it's time to take off their bra.

That’s their consequence.

And that's our episode for today.

Thank you very much for your

support in our

Battle of the Braless

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I am Janno Depp

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let's meet again here on

Battle of the Braless

wait! we can still see it.

Cover it up

wave you hands

we can still see it.