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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,203 --> 00:00:01,703 1x06 - Why I Hate Gym 2 00:00:02,704 --> 00:00:04,139 Leap, forward leap. 3 00:00:04,174 --> 00:00:05,442 Flip! 4 00:00:06,476 --> 00:00:09,178 C'est bon. C'est magnifique. 5 00:00:09,212 --> 00:00:12,214 My employer will pay handsomely for the delivery 6 00:00:12,248 --> 00:00:14,283 of Spider-Man, Taskmaster. 7 00:00:14,317 --> 00:00:16,118 A guy with four arms 8 00:00:16,152 --> 00:00:20,189 should be able to grab one bug by himself, Octavius. 9 00:00:20,223 --> 00:00:23,092 Yeah. I don't get out much. 10 00:00:23,126 --> 00:00:24,359 His moves I can master. 11 00:00:24,394 --> 00:00:28,530 My powers cover that. But the tech makes it trickier. 12 00:00:28,565 --> 00:00:31,300 No wonder your employer is eager. 13 00:00:31,334 --> 00:00:34,269 Your suckatude knows no bounds, Batroc. 14 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:41,477 Batroc the Leaper. 15 00:00:41,511 --> 00:00:44,546 So off the radar, SHIELD doesn't have a real file on him. 16 00:00:44,581 --> 00:00:48,550 What's to know? He's French. He leaps. 17 00:00:48,585 --> 00:00:52,254 And zee bug goes splat. 18 00:00:54,557 --> 00:00:59,328 Spider-Man. Nick Fury says get back to SHIELD HQ for training. 19 00:00:59,362 --> 00:01:01,196 Just because he's the director of SHIELD 20 00:01:01,231 --> 00:01:03,232 doesn't mean he can boss me around. 21 00:01:03,266 --> 00:01:05,334 Besides, Fury would be the first to say 22 00:01:05,368 --> 00:01:09,171 going solo on B-listers like Batroc is good training. 23 00:01:09,205 --> 00:01:11,039 Don't be so official, White Tiger. 24 00:01:11,074 --> 00:01:14,143 When life gives you Batroc, make French toast. 25 00:01:14,177 --> 00:01:16,378 A boot in the face. 26 00:01:23,086 --> 00:01:25,220 To expose all this new threat. We won't rest until... 27 00:01:25,255 --> 00:01:29,258 Way to go it alone. Get lazy and even the lame ones can splatter you. 28 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:31,059 That's what training's for. 29 00:01:31,094 --> 00:01:34,129 That and mastering new tools like electric claws. 30 00:01:34,164 --> 00:01:37,432 Leap! The leap is life! 31 00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:41,303 Flip and... leap. 32 00:01:41,337 --> 00:01:43,205 Leap. 33 00:01:49,512 --> 00:01:51,246 C'est pue. 34 00:01:51,281 --> 00:01:55,517 Is Spider-Man a student at Midtown High? 35 00:01:55,552 --> 00:01:57,419 - Recently it was attacked... - Where does he get this stuff? 36 00:01:57,453 --> 00:02:01,390 Taskmaster, I have to pay for that you know. 37 00:02:06,979 --> 00:02:07,929 High school, huh? 38 00:02:07,963 --> 00:02:11,566 Can't wait. I'm great with kids. 39 00:02:13,976 --> 00:02:16,068 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 40 00:02:27,042 --> 00:02:29,322 And so, all city campuses run on high alert. 41 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:32,559 Report any suspicious persons immediately. 44 00:02:41,635 --> 00:02:43,636 Lapse training, late for school. 45 00:02:43,671 --> 00:02:46,472 Good show, Parker. 46 00:02:46,507 --> 00:02:50,209 Hey, Pete. They're saying Spidey goes to the school. 47 00:02:50,244 --> 00:02:53,446 Girls love heroes, so help me spread the rumor it's me, huh? 48 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,416 It probably is you, Harry. Who else could afford all those webs 49 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:58,217 he squirts all over everything? 50 00:02:58,252 --> 00:03:00,153 Spider-Man doesn't squirt, MJ. 51 00:03:00,187 --> 00:03:02,522 He shoots. And I don't think it's a good idea 52 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:05,558 for anyone to pose as him right now. 53 00:03:05,593 --> 00:03:07,260 Speaking of squirts... 54 00:03:09,196 --> 00:03:11,197 Thompson, Parker. 55 00:03:11,231 --> 00:03:14,400 Pay attention. Your gym teacher, Mr. Molskin will be out 56 00:03:14,435 --> 00:03:17,170 due to a freak accident after last night's game. 57 00:03:22,109 --> 00:03:23,476 Well, coach. Looks like you 58 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:27,280 finally broke that state field goal record. 59 00:03:27,314 --> 00:03:30,550 Mr. Jager will be your substitute until further notice. 60 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:34,554 I look forward to the challenge of unlocking your hidden... 61 00:03:34,588 --> 00:03:37,290 ...talents. 62 00:03:37,324 --> 00:03:41,294 Awkward phrasing or veiled threat? You be the judge. 63 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:43,363 Dodge ball! 64 00:03:44,397 --> 00:03:46,099 Wait! 65 00:03:46,133 --> 00:03:50,470 Wait! 66 00:03:52,272 --> 00:03:54,440 I could in fact dodge this ball. 67 00:03:54,475 --> 00:03:58,111 But I choose not to in order to protect my identity 68 00:03:58,145 --> 00:04:01,280 and thus all the kids in this school. 69 00:04:01,315 --> 00:04:03,449 Even king jerk, Flash Thompson, who has it all 70 00:04:03,484 --> 00:04:06,252 but still thinks he has to get one up on me. 71 00:04:10,357 --> 00:04:12,158 D'oh! 72 00:04:15,262 --> 00:04:17,263 You lose, again. 73 00:04:18,297 --> 00:04:20,466 Jeez, Parker. 74 00:04:20,501 --> 00:04:26,139 A little overkill just to maintain your cover. Is that your face print? 75 00:04:26,173 --> 00:04:30,510 I'm looking for finalists for the citywide athletic achievement contest. 76 00:04:30,544 --> 00:04:34,113 I want to see everything you've got in this obstacle course. 77 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:38,351 Push yourselves to the limit. Don't give me less than 110 percent. 78 00:04:38,385 --> 00:04:40,286 You can learn something from him. 79 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,122 - How to creep people out? - Mr. Thompson. 80 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,390 Go! 81 00:04:44,425 --> 00:04:46,292 I'll show you how it's done. 82 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,234 You could be... 83 00:04:55,269 --> 00:04:57,270 ...promising. 84 00:04:59,406 --> 00:05:02,275 Very promising. 85 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,247 First to finish. Good, huh, coach? 86 00:05:08,282 --> 00:05:11,117 - Am I in? - Okay, next one up. 87 00:05:11,151 --> 00:05:15,321 Go! Ayala, next. Rand, next. 88 00:05:15,355 --> 00:05:18,491 Osborn, next. Cage. 89 00:05:21,295 --> 00:05:25,131 Can we get some man-sized tires up in here people? Seriously. 90 00:05:25,165 --> 00:05:28,334 Mr. Parker. You're last. 91 00:05:28,368 --> 00:05:31,137 How sweet would it be to show them all what I can really do? 92 00:05:31,171 --> 00:05:33,172 Move on to the citywide championships. 93 00:05:47,354 --> 00:05:49,388 You can begin anytime today. 94 00:05:49,423 --> 00:05:52,492 The course doesn't run itself, Mr. Parker. 95 00:05:53,026 --> 00:05:57,497 Right build, right size. 96 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,298 Perfect candidate. 97 00:06:12,045 --> 00:06:13,279 Oi. 98 00:06:13,313 --> 00:06:16,182 I'll see three of you here tomorrow for the final cut. 99 00:06:16,216 --> 00:06:19,085 Rand, Osborn, Thompson. 100 00:06:19,119 --> 00:06:21,988 The rest of you, anemic. 101 00:06:22,022 --> 00:06:24,457 - Tomorrow? Saturday? - Did I stutter? 102 00:06:24,491 --> 00:06:27,326 Danny, Flash and Harry? Harry? 103 00:06:27,361 --> 00:06:32,165 I aced that thing. Why am I not a finalist? Because I'm a girl? 104 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:34,233 Are you the only person on Earth who sees school 105 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:37,036 on a Saturday as a good thing? 106 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:40,006 Fury is so right. You're soft. 107 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,275 You know, I say we show Mr. Jager who can do what. 108 00:06:42,309 --> 00:06:44,010 You and me are going to come back tomorrow anyway, 109 00:06:44,044 --> 00:06:46,179 list or no list and run that course again. 110 00:06:46,213 --> 00:06:48,281 If I'm late, you can start without me. 111 00:06:48,315 --> 00:06:53,152 Finish too. I'm beat. I have tomorrow set aside for sleep. 112 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:59,258 Doesn't that Jager creep you out? 113 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:05,231 I work with a guy whose feet stick to walls. 114 00:07:05,265 --> 00:07:07,033 No one creeps me out. 115 00:07:19,246 --> 00:07:21,280 Coulson. 116 00:07:23,217 --> 00:07:26,085 Good to see you again. 117 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:30,156 Even better to see that SHIELD added security enhancements to the school. 118 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:33,292 That makes my life much easier. 119 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:37,029 Spider-Man's not so much. 120 00:07:40,933 --> 00:07:43,801 I was 100 percent wrong. 121 00:07:43,836 --> 00:07:47,138 He's not a menace. J. Jonah Jameson goes on record 122 00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:50,908 proclaiming that today should be Spider-Man day in Manhattan. 123 00:07:50,943 --> 00:07:55,046 In fact, every day should be Spider-Man day. 124 00:07:56,782 --> 00:07:57,949 You gonna answer that phone? 125 00:08:01,987 --> 00:08:03,121 Hello? 126 00:08:03,155 --> 00:08:04,989 Peter, have you heard from Harry? 127 00:08:05,024 --> 00:08:07,725 It's noon, and no one's come out from the gym yet. 128 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,960 I'm not late for training. 129 00:08:08,994 --> 00:08:11,763 Something's wrong. I can't get into the school. 130 00:08:11,797 --> 00:08:14,732 The fence is electrified. 131 00:08:16,101 --> 00:08:18,803 It's Saturday. Why are you... 132 00:08:18,837 --> 00:08:21,005 Did you say the school's electrified? 133 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,809 Get here, now. 134 00:08:23,008 --> 00:08:24,809 Quick enough for you? 135 00:08:24,843 --> 00:08:26,911 That's right, I'm that good. 136 00:08:29,982 --> 00:08:31,115 Something's up. 137 00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:33,685 - We should call Coulson. - No. 138 00:08:33,719 --> 00:08:37,889 We should go solo on this. Eh, you know, together. 139 00:08:37,923 --> 00:08:40,758 We can handle this. SHIELD added security 140 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:43,795 to protect the school from... well, for us. 141 00:08:43,829 --> 00:08:45,763 Probably just a misfire. 142 00:08:49,001 --> 00:08:52,070 I mean, who electrifies a fence and leaves the door unlocked? 143 00:08:55,774 --> 00:08:58,810 Dark, creepy, dank. 144 00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:00,845 I told you not to come to school on a Saturday. 145 00:09:00,879 --> 00:09:05,083 Hello? Is anyone there? Help! Help! 146 00:09:05,117 --> 00:09:08,786 Can anyone hear me? Oh, I sure could use a hand. 147 00:09:08,821 --> 00:09:10,955 I've got myself in quite a pickle here. 148 00:09:10,989 --> 00:09:14,659 Oh, if Irving Forbush could see me now. 149 00:09:14,693 --> 00:09:16,728 Hang tight, janitor guy. 150 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:18,763 We'll get you out. 151 00:09:25,738 --> 00:09:27,739 Mucho malfunction security system. 152 00:09:27,773 --> 00:09:29,140 Oh, my. 153 00:09:29,174 --> 00:09:31,042 Don't move. 154 00:09:36,014 --> 00:09:40,918 Wow, there's a lot of wax build-up down here. 155 00:09:40,953 --> 00:09:43,921 Who built the security? Dr. Doom? 156 00:09:46,091 --> 00:09:47,892 I'm calling Coulson. 157 00:09:47,926 --> 00:09:49,694 No phone needed. 158 00:09:49,728 --> 00:09:51,796 - He's here. - On a Saturday? 159 00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:54,165 Agent Coulson? 160 00:09:54,199 --> 00:09:56,701 Don't come into my office. 161 00:10:00,005 --> 00:10:01,973 I can see why he wanted to be alone. 162 00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:04,909 - Nice tighty whities. - The whole school is rigged. 163 00:10:04,943 --> 00:10:07,011 Taskmaster corrupted the SHIELD security tech. 164 00:10:07,045 --> 00:10:08,880 - Who? - Assassin. 165 00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:10,882 Hates me. Hates Fury. 166 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:13,084 We have to contact Fury. 167 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:15,720 You can't. He jammed the frequencies. 168 00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:17,088 You shouldn't have come to school today. 169 00:10:17,122 --> 00:10:19,190 Told you. 170 00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:21,959 Work on getting yourselves out of here, and then find Fury. 171 00:10:21,994 --> 00:10:25,897 Don't waste time on me, and definitely don't go after Taskmaster alone. 172 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:29,066 He's a combat chameleon. Do you understand? 173 00:10:29,101 --> 00:10:32,103 Wait. He was bitten by a radioactive chameleon? 174 00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:35,173 That's Harry. 175 00:10:35,207 --> 00:10:39,210 I remember that scream from slasher movie night at camp. Come on! 176 00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:42,780 If Taskmaster sees you do it, he can do it. 177 00:10:42,815 --> 00:10:45,850 Fight him once, he's as good as you, you hear me? 178 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:47,185 What did Coulson just say? 179 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:49,987 I don't know. I couldn't hear him. 180 00:10:50,022 --> 00:10:52,056 Spidey-sense. Get down! 181 00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:57,795 If Flash and Harry are here at least they've got Danny to protect them. 182 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,096 He's right behind us. 183 00:10:59,131 --> 00:11:00,798 Keep running. 184 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,200 Slow and steady, dudes. 185 00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:05,937 Slow and... look out! 186 00:11:05,971 --> 00:11:09,774 - Danny! Danny! - Get to safety. 187 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,821 Your technique. 188 00:11:23,856 --> 00:11:25,857 Years of study in K'un Lun. 189 00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:33,164 Years for you, seconds for me. 190 00:11:41,106 --> 00:11:46,711 - Who taught you that move? - You did. These, too. 191 00:11:54,186 --> 00:11:59,056 You're good, kid, but not the one I'm looking for. 192 00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:03,828 There they are. 193 00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:07,665 - You think he's behind us? - I'm not looking. 194 00:12:08,901 --> 00:12:11,802 Which of you is going to change into Spider-Man 195 00:12:11,837 --> 00:12:13,771 before anyone else gets hurt? 196 00:12:13,805 --> 00:12:14,972 They're in danger. 197 00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:16,807 It's the moment you've trained for. 198 00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:19,911 Oh, wait, that's right. You never train. 199 00:12:20,913 --> 00:12:23,781 Whoa! Flash, don't leave me here. 200 00:12:23,815 --> 00:12:27,985 Hey, I'm the strongest guy in school, but I'm no Spider-Man. 201 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:31,055 You're obviously not him. 202 00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:35,993 Come on out, Spider. It's go time. 203 00:12:43,201 --> 00:12:46,837 Flash is in your locker. What's the plan? 204 00:12:46,872 --> 00:12:48,906 Eh, don't move a muscle. 205 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:51,142 Let him do whatever with Flash first, and then... 206 00:12:51,176 --> 00:12:52,843 I have to agree. 207 00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:56,056 Flash does deserve his comeuppance. And then you could... 208 00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:59,550 Only Flash could get these two to agree on something. 209 00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:01,886 He wants me, he gets me. 210 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,956 - You get Harry and Flash somewhere safe. - Great plan. 211 00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:14,732 Destroying school property goes on your permanent record, you know. 212 00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:18,736 Oh, decided to come clean, Thompson? 213 00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:31,949 You're next. 214 00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:34,785 He's copying your moves, web head. 215 00:13:37,756 --> 00:13:39,957 Didn't anyone ever tell you copying is cheating? 216 00:13:42,828 --> 00:13:44,895 I call it winning. 217 00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:55,006 End of the line, Thompson. You can take off the mask. 218 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,974 I was going to say the same thing. 219 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:59,977 If it is a mask, ugly. 220 00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:06,617 Mr. Jager? Our gym teacher? 221 00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,822 The management would like to point out that we in no way mean to suggest 222 00:14:11,857 --> 00:14:13,758 that all gym teachers are sadistic taskmasters 223 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:15,926 who live to bring misery to high-schoolers everywhere... 224 00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,927 except the ones who do. 225 00:14:19,064 --> 00:14:23,667 So that test was only about finding Spider-Man? 226 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:26,037 Now I don't feel so bad about gettin' cut. 227 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:32,076 I'll show you both the benefits of training. 228 00:14:36,948 --> 00:14:38,749 Oh brother. 229 00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:40,985 Never met a move I couldn't match. 230 00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:44,855 Yours, Spider's. 231 00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:46,791 That K'un Lun kid's. 232 00:14:46,825 --> 00:14:49,093 Danny? What did you do to him? 233 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,664 Tiger! 234 00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:02,706 I'm guessing you know Coulson through SHIELD. 235 00:15:02,741 --> 00:15:04,742 Fury certainly gives you kids 236 00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:07,611 some age inappropriate toys for your school. 237 00:15:07,646 --> 00:15:10,981 So... you're just another gym teacher who wants to kill me? 238 00:15:11,016 --> 00:15:13,584 Kill you? Hardly. 239 00:15:13,618 --> 00:15:15,686 I'm here to offer you a job. 240 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,922 Accept... everyone wins. 241 00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:20,724 Refuse... no one gets out alive. 242 00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:23,761 And I turn you over to my employer. 243 00:15:23,795 --> 00:15:26,630 Limited time offer. Clock's ticking. 244 00:15:31,579 --> 00:15:34,461 Wait... a job, huh? 245 00:15:34,512 --> 00:15:36,747 A powerful man hired me to bring you to him. 246 00:15:36,781 --> 00:15:40,718 But I'm powerful myself. And I'm offering you an opportunity 247 00:15:40,752 --> 00:15:43,621 to be part of something amazing, Spider-Man. 248 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:46,657 Amazing Spider-Man. Sounds pretty catchy. 249 00:15:46,691 --> 00:15:49,426 "Amazing Spider-Man." 250 00:15:49,461 --> 00:15:52,830 Hmm, let me write that down. That could be big. 251 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,766 But I can only imagine that what this guy considers amazing 252 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,801 would be less than spectacular. 253 00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:03,607 - Pick it up. - Yes, sir. 254 00:16:03,642 --> 00:16:08,412 So you're not just a madman. You're a double-crossing madman? 255 00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:11,515 Nature of the business. Fury double crossed me, 256 00:16:11,549 --> 00:16:14,318 just like he'll double cross you when it suits him. 257 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:16,320 Wait, you worked for Fury? 258 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:18,990 Note to self: Web Coulson's tighty 259 00:16:18,991 --> 00:16:21,759 whities to his forehead for leaving out important info. 260 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,460 Hey, Coulson! 261 00:16:24,729 --> 00:16:27,498 Sure, and like you, I had tech. 262 00:16:27,532 --> 00:16:30,534 I had a team. Now look at me. 263 00:16:30,568 --> 00:16:33,370 Yeah, I'd rather not. And don't try to trick me. 264 00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:36,340 I took reverse psychology where I got a reverse A, 265 00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:38,342 which is, you know, still an A. 266 00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:40,444 You'd choose death over partnership? 267 00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:43,814 If that was my only choice. But it's not. 268 00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:54,725 All the work, the training... useless. 269 00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:57,695 He has all our skills and SHIELD weapons. 270 00:16:57,729 --> 00:17:00,564 He can predict our every move. We're dead. 271 00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:02,733 Maybe he can fight like Spider-Man, 272 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,668 but he can't think like Peter Parker. 273 00:17:04,703 --> 00:17:08,439 He mimics what we do, so let's do what we don't. 274 00:17:08,473 --> 00:17:11,742 Not going to work. He copies what we do as soon as he sees it. 275 00:17:11,776 --> 00:17:14,345 What if he doesn't see it? 276 00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:17,715 I've got something in my locker just for this. 277 00:17:20,485 --> 00:17:24,321 Spider-Man. Save me. 278 00:17:24,356 --> 00:17:25,756 Eh, no. You're safer in here. 279 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:29,360 I know, I know. I shouldn't have done that. 280 00:17:32,464 --> 00:17:37,368 Uh-oh, Tiger. I think Taskmaster spotted me. 281 00:17:46,478 --> 00:17:49,780 Darn those budget cuts. No lights on the weekends, Tasky! 282 00:17:49,814 --> 00:17:52,816 You're only prolonging the inevitable. 283 00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:56,487 Then we might as well make it fun, right? 284 00:18:00,425 --> 00:18:02,393 Tiger, turn on the night vision. 285 00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:04,661 I make this spider night vision look good. 286 00:18:07,632 --> 00:18:12,469 Come out, come out wherever you are, little spider. 287 00:18:12,504 --> 00:18:16,507 You can't beat me. I know all your moves. 288 00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,779 You ain't seen nothing yet. 289 00:18:21,813 --> 00:18:25,382 - And you ain't gonna. - Ah! 290 00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:31,355 It's dark, but you're still you. 291 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,525 And I know what you do. 292 00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:36,660 You sure about that? 293 00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:42,332 Not bad for a first timer. 294 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,767 Recognize where you are, Jager? 295 00:18:43,802 --> 00:18:48,439 You just did me a favor. I have a photographic memory. 296 00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:52,643 I can move through here as well as if the lights were on. 297 00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:55,679 You could if everything was still where it was yesterday, sucker. 298 00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,662 Spidey, you got him? 299 00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:14,298 Dodge ball! 300 00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:20,737 Nice shot. Been practicing? 301 00:19:20,772 --> 00:19:23,640 Now I know why you use these. This is fun. 302 00:19:26,611 --> 00:19:28,745 It's not too late for you to join me. 303 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:32,282 Yeah, you might think I'm a loser, but I don't. 304 00:19:32,317 --> 00:19:35,586 Then I'll simply expose your identity as Flash Thompson 305 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,354 to the entire world. 306 00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:39,389 Which Flash Thompson? That one? 307 00:19:39,424 --> 00:19:43,293 Yeah, loser. He can't get out, right? 308 00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:46,630 It's Spider-Man, Jager, not Spider-Teen. 309 00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:48,432 But this school is still under my watch, 310 00:19:48,466 --> 00:19:49,600 just like the rest of the city. 311 00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:53,770 - There's a lesson for you here... - Yeah, you just got schooled. 312 00:19:53,805 --> 00:19:56,473 Not helping. 313 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,619 Nice distraction, Thompson. 314 00:20:08,653 --> 00:20:11,421 How many masks can one guy wear? 315 00:20:11,456 --> 00:20:13,757 - You're asking me? - Think he'll be back with a different face? 316 00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,792 He knows what he's up against, 317 00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:18,395 if he shows whatever face he's got around here again. 318 00:20:18,429 --> 00:20:20,797 Ho-ho-ho, 'cause he got schooled. 319 00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:22,666 Yeah, it's still not working. 320 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,801 Yeah, no... whatever you say, Spider-Man. 321 00:20:24,836 --> 00:20:28,772 And that's... why I hate gym. 322 00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:30,774 School's a dead end. 323 00:20:30,808 --> 00:20:33,477 Trust me. You want the spider, 324 00:20:33,511 --> 00:20:35,412 you'll have to make him come to you. 325 00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:41,752 You'll have to pay for those, remember? 326 00:20:41,786 --> 00:20:43,654 That's right, 327 00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:47,591 throw your tantrum and look somewhere else for Spider-Man. 328 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:52,696 'Cause now that I know where he hangs out, 329 00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,798 that bug is mine. 330 00:20:56,534 --> 00:21:00,704 No one in this school is cool enough to be Spidey, so forget that rumor. 331 00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:04,374 That said, I totally helped Spider-Man save the dump. 332 00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:07,411 I was this close to him! We're buds! 333 00:21:10,381 --> 00:21:12,316 Flash Thompson finally did me a favor. 334 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,652 Taskmaster never even suspected Peter Parker was Spider-Man. 335 00:21:15,687 --> 00:21:18,755 Your creativity was just as strategic as my training. 336 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,657 - More even. - Really? 337 00:21:20,692 --> 00:21:22,492 Going solo paid off, okay? 338 00:21:22,527 --> 00:21:24,561 There's still one thing I don't get at all. 339 00:21:24,596 --> 00:21:27,464 - The tight briefs. Really? - I swim. 340 00:21:27,498 --> 00:21:29,600 Leave the man's underwear alone, Pete, 341 00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:33,503 or he'll get short with you. 342 00:21:33,538 --> 00:21:35,339 Does SHIELD have some kind of mind wiper, 343 00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:38,139 because I really need that image out of my head. 344 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,812 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 26400

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