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Ron!
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Hello, Andy.
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It's quiet in here.
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Where is everyone?
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The government is shut down.
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It's in every newspaper.
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How long is it
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going to last?
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Well, if we're lucky,
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this building will
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be empty for months.
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Wow. That is
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really bad timing.
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I just got this
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super sweet-ass
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rad crotch rocket.
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I've always wanted
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one of these.
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But due to, you know,
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never having a job,
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I couldn't
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afford it until now.
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Got a really good
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deal on my lease.
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Paying 12% interest.
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It's, like, one of
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the highest you can get.
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Hey, so I've been
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trying like crazy
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to get a hold of April.
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If you see her,
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will you tell her I really
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need to talk to her?
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You got it.
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All right. Thanks, Ron.
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Uh-oh!
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Nailed it.
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All I can tell you
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is that all
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the parks are closed
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until further notice.
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Look, no one is
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more upset about this
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than I am.
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Not like it's
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a competition
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or anything.
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Because if it was,
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I would win. But that's
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neither here nor there.
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The point is I would win.
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How long will
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they be closed?
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Could be forever.
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With the government
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shut down,
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who is going to
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stop Al-Qaeda?
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One thing at a time.
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School is out
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in two weeks.
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What am I going to do
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with my kids all day?
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Keep them in my house?
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Where I live?
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I don't know
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what to tell you.
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What about the kids'
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concert tomorrow
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at Ramsett Park?
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The Freddy Spaghetti concert.
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Freddy Spaghetti
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has been canceled.
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Well, sit down
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and tell me exactly
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what has happened.
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Every year,
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we kick off the summer
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with a children's
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concert series.
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And this year,
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the concert has been canceled
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due to the shutdown.
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It's terrible,
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and we need to fix it.
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All right. Great.
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I'm very glad that
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you agree with me,
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but I actually
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worked really hard
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on my argument.
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Is there any way I can
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still kind of... Yeah?
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I'd love to hear it.
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Oh, good. Thank you.
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You're wrong. Are you crazy?
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Can you put a price tag
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on a child's smile?
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Leslie Knope.
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What a surprise.
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The government has
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been shut for two days,
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and one city employee
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has tried to schedule
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14 meetings with me.
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Can you guess who?
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Ben?
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There was a big concert.
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Now, there's not.
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Isn't there anything
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that we can do about that?
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No, there isn't.
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That's too bad.
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Sorry, Leslie. Damn!
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I have to go
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run 10 miles.
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I have run
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10 miles a day
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every day for 18 years.
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That's 65,000 miles.
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A third of the way
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to the moon.
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My goal is to
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run to the moon.
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Ben,
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let's talk solutions.
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Leslie, Pawnee is broke.
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There's no money
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for a concert. Okay?
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I mean, Idaho cut
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their Parks Department
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by 80%,
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and Idaho is basically
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one giant park.
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I've said it before,
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and I'll say it again, Ben.
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Pawnee is better
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than Idaho.
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No, Pawnee is
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not special. Okay?
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Your department,
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all the way down here,
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is not a priority.
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And frankly, you're not
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even supposed to be in
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the building, Leslie.
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You're non-essential.
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That is not your call.
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I know,
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it's on your badge.
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This? This isn't me.
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Ann Perkins.
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Chris something.
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Hi. I was just doing my
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daily lunchtime 10 miles
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and I ran by the hospital,
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and I thought I'd
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pop up and say hi.
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Did you just
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start your run?
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No, I'm already
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at mile nine.
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But you're not
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sweating at all.
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I know.
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I have a resting heart rate
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of 28 beats per minute.
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The scientist
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who studied me
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said that my heart
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could pump jet fuel
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up into an airplane.
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I'd love to go out
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on a date with you.
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I think you might
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find me attractive
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because you got
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drunk and kissed me
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when we first met.
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And no pressure,
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but I do have tonight open.
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I am so sorry.
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I'm really busy right now.
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No problem.
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I will try again soon.
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Ann Perkins.
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That's the guy who likes you,
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that you're not into.
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Yeah.
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And which part of him
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are you not looking at?
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Traditionally, when I end
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a long-term relationship,
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I'm a little fragile,
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and I have a tendency
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to do some reckless things.
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So I need to stay
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away from Chris.
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I can't stand this
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government shutdown.
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I can't stand
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this budget crisis.
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But what I can't stand
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is they're canceling
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Freddy Spaghetti.
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You know everything.
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What should I do about this?
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I don't know, Leslie.
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Why don't you see
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a movie or go shopping?
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Wait a minute.
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What are you doing?
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What's happening?
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You know,
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they offered me a buyout,
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and I took it.
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And so now, I work
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for Norton Construction.
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Sorry.
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I know I shouldn't
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have done that.
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It's okay.
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How could you quit?
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You know, not everyone
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has your enthusiasm
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for this work.
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You know, I guess I've been
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mispronouncing your name
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all these years.
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Mark Brendana-quitz.
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Recently, I had been
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thinking about maybe
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leaving this job.
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But I felt like
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I needed a sign.
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And then Ann broke up
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with me the week that
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I was going to propose,
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the government
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got shut down,
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and yesterday
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one of those pigeons
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took a on me.
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And I was indoors. So...
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What are you doing here?
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Hey, sorry.
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I need your help.
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Is this a bad time?
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Lucy is here.
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I'm in my sexy pajamas.
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I just took four Benadryls
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to dull my sensitivity.
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Yes, it is a bad time.
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You're about to have sex.
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Why else would Boyz Il Men's
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On Bended Knee be
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playing right now?
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Okay. I just want to
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give you a little advice,
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which is don't make
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it last really long.
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Ladies don't like that.
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Okay. Great.
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Okay?
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Wait.
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Just one more thing.
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Are you using protection?
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You know what?
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I'm just going to stay away
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from all guys right now.
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Yeah. Less man-time,
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more Ann-time.
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Yeah.
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The only guy that
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I care about right now
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is six feet tall
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with wild, crazy hair
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and a ukulele that
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doubles as a water gun.
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Freddy Spaghetti.
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Children's concerts aren't
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a priority these days.
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You know what is? Sewage.
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Pawnee's kids
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are less important
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than poop tubes.
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I don't know.
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I mean, what are
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you going to do?
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That's the way it is.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait.
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If all the parks are closed,
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why not just have the concert
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in the lot behind my house?
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Ann, you devious bastard.
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Well, the cow goes "moo"
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and the pig goes "oink"
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Well, I've spent
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the last three hours
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coming up with a plan.
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And I sent up
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the Bat-Signal
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for all the people in
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the Parks Department
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to come and join us.
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I told them to
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be here by 8:00.
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Do you think anybody
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is going to show up?
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A, yes.
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B, even if they don't,
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we'll just put the
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concert on ourselves.
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But C, yes.
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Yes, they're definitely
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going to show up.
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Although, D,
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maybe not.
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I think that you
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need to prepare
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for the eventuality
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that no one...
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Hello? Hello?
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God bless you,
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Jerry Gergich!
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Wow. I never thought
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I'd hear those words
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from you.
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Hey.
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April is here.
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Move, Jerry.
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April. I didn't think
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you were going to help.
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I still might not.
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Jerry, how do you feel
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about lifting heavy things?
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My doctor just
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said I should avoid...
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Being a wuss?
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Yes, I agree.
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So, go out there and
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get the equipment
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out of the truck.
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With current and
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projected deficits,
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we need to cut
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expenditures by 32%.
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Let's make it an even 40.
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That's not necessary.
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Slash it. Slash it.
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I am an official member
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of a task force
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dedicated to slashing
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the city budget.
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Just saying that
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gave me a semi.
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Right off the bat,
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we sell City Hall.
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Let somebody turn it
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into a large gas station
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or a T.J. Maxx.
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Ron, that is a very
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creative idea.
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But we don't want to sell
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any of our major assets,
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because we don't
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want to lose out
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on any future
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revenue streams.
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I hear that. Don't worry.
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I have tons more ideas.
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Okay, uh...
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So sorry. New ring tone.
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Don't cut
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anything without me.
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Leslie?
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I don't care if
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you hate what we do.
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I love it enough
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for both of us.
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We're going to put on
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the Freddy Spaghetti concert
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today, 5:00 on Lot 48.
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You can't do that.
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Watch me.
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We're going to do this, Ron.
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With or without you.
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Hammering away.
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Crank it. Hit it.
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Needs 16 minutes
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for premium bounce.
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Oh, hey, after this,
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can you go pick up
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Freddy Spaghetti
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in your Mercedes?
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We need to give him
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the star treatment.
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Hey. Sorry we're late.
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I had to wait
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on my girlfriend to finish
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eating breakfast.
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Hi. I'm Lucy.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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We had dinner last night
407
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and breakfast this morning.
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What were we doing
409
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in between? Sex stuff.
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You guys know
411
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Tom really well,
412
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so I don't have to apologize
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for his behavior, right?
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Right.
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The craziest thing is
416
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it's, like, super loud.
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You know what I mean?
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I was on it for
419
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only five minutes,
420
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and I can't
421
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really hear anything.
422
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Am I talking loud right now?
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Yeah.
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April! Hey! Excuse me.
425
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I called you
426
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a gajillion times.
427
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Why didn't you call me back?
428
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I'm so sorry.
429
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I was too busy not
430
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wanting to talk to you.
431
00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,240
Huh?
432
00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,240
Jerry, what are you doing?
433
00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,970
Leslie asked me to post these
434
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around the neighborhood.
435
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,060
I'll do it.
436
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,060
Really? Wow.
437
00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:07,270
Yes.
438
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,400
You want some
439
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,400
help with that?
440
00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:10,940
Okay, let's talk
441
00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:10,940
about Parks and Rec.
442
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This one is
443
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a little complicated.
444
00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,880
I know what will
445
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loosen up our brains.
446
00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,280
Massage train.
447
00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:17,380
And I know what
448
00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:17,380
you're thinking.
449
00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:18,440
It's not that
450
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I want a massage.
451
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I'll be the caboose.
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And Ron Swanson
453
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is the locomotive.
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And thanks to Ron,
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the services budget
456
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has already been
457
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cut significantly.
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So, seems like
459
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the best option
460
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is job cuts.
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Starting with Leslie Knope.
462
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No, no, no, no, no.
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If you fire Leslie,
464
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you might as well
465
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just get rid of
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the department.
467
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Look,
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I know how valuable
469
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she is, believe me.
470
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But we've run out
471
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of options.
472
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There are plenty
473
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of other options.
474
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For example,
475
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sell the zoo animals.
476
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Okay. To whom?
477
00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:50,280
Cosmetics labs?
478
00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:50,280
Weird restaurants?
479
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,750
I'm just spit-balling here.
480
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Okay, let's switch it up.
481
00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:55,210
Look, she makes
482
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the second-highest salary
483
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in the department.
484
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It will go a long way.
485
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I'm telling you.
486
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It's just not an option.
487
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Ron, focus up, buddy.
488
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,960
Just give me a sec.
489
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,090
Will you just stop
490
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,090
and listen to me?
491
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,400
No.
492
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,400
Fine. I don't want to
493
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,400
talk to you, anyways.
494
00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,930
Reverse psychiatry.
495
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:11,900
Fine. What?
496
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,770
I like you.
497
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,410
In a, you know,
498
00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,080
romantical kind of way.
499
00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,550
You do?
500
00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,550
Yes.
501
00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,180
Do you
502
00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,490
like me?
503
00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,490
Yes.
504
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:35,490
So, then perhaps,
505
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:35,490
shall we go out
506
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:35,490
this evening?
507
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,630
No.
508
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,470
I don't think
509
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,470
we should see each other.
510
00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:48,270
Damn it.
511
00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:48,270
Because you're 21
512
00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:48,270
and I'm 29?
513
00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,870
No. I don't care
514
00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,870
about that.
515
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,880
It's because whenever
516
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,880
I see you talk to Ann
517
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,880
or talk about Ann,
518
00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,610
I feel like you still
519
00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,610
have feelings for her.
520
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,020
What?
521
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,020
No, I don't.
522
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,020
But I don't.
523
00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,350
Really, I don't.
524
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,250
Well, I think you do.
525
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,250
So...
526
00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:06,520
That's a problem for me.
527
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:15,200
Because of my
528
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:15,200
libertarian beliefs,
529
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:15,200
Leslie does 95% of the work.
530
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,140
So you should lay me off.
531
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,540
I'd be proud
532
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,540
to be a casualty
533
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,540
in this righteous war.
534
00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,870
It's precisely
535
00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,870
because of your beliefs
536
00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,870
that we need to keep you.
537
00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:25,640
You would maintain
538
00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:25,640
fiscal responsibility
539
00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:25,640
after we're gone.
540
00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:26,870
I strenuously object.
541
00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:28,940
Okay. Well, Ron,
542
00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:28,940
we're moving on.
543
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,850
Every department is
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00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,850
losing a Leslie Knope.
545
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,510
No, Ben, they are not.
546
00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,110
No other department
547
00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,110
has one to begin with.
548
00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:37,120
Right now,
549
00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:37,120
she's single-handedly
550
00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:40,290
putting up
551
00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:40,290
some lousy concert
552
00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:40,290
for this city's kids.
553
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,320
She's doing what?
554
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,530
Could someone else
555
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,530
massage my shoulders?
556
00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,300
Wow. Looking good.
557
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:48,860
Yeah. I mean,
558
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:48,860
I wish we had built one
559
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:48,860
of those elevators
560
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,100
that comes up
561
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,100
from under the stage,
562
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,100
you know?
563
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,640
They're coming!
564
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,640
Like a rock arena
565
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,640
kind of thing?
566
00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:53,900
They're coming!
567
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,880
What?
568
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,880
They're coming.
569
00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,440
What's up? What?
570
00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,440
Who? The Russians?
571
00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,780
No, the state auditors.
572
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,310
I accidentally told them
573
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,310
what you were doing
574
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:03,010
in an attempt to save
575
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:03,010
some government jobs.
576
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,420
It's been a very
577
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,420
strange day for me.
578
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,920
Okay. Everybody,
579
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,920
be cool. Just be cool.
580
00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,150
Hey!
581
00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,250
Hey!
582
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,760
All right.
583
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,760
Everybody! Everybody!
584
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,760
Hey. Ann Perkins. Hi.
585
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,350
Hi.
586
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,350
Everyone.
587
00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:16,490
You are all super amazing.
588
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,520
You are what
589
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,520
makes Pawnee great,
590
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,590
and I just want to
591
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,590
tell you that I am
592
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:23,760
totally supportive
593
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:23,760
of your inspiring
594
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:23,760
efforts here today!
595
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,830
All right.
596
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,830
Yeah.
597
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:28,810
Now, my partner Ben
598
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:28,810
wants to say something.
599
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,210
Yeah, we're shutting
600
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,210
this down.
601
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,370
What?
602
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,370
Damn!
603
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,680
That's terrible news!
604
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,410
Surely, there has to
605
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,410
be a solution, Ben.
606
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,820
No.
607
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,820
Ben says no.
608
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,820
I'm sorry, everyone.
609
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,550
The concert is
610
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,550
canceled, everybody.
611
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,650
No. Here's the thing,
612
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,650
though, Ben.
613
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,650
It's not canceled.
614
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,250
We're putting it on. Okay?
615
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,250
Because the stage
616
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,250
is already built.
617
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,190
Everything was
618
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,190
donated for free
619
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,190
by local vendors.
620
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,290
Everyone here believes
621
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,290
that what we're doing
622
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,290
is essential.
623
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,460
Freddy Spaghetti will sing.
624
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,500
Actually, Leslie,
625
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,500
I just found out.
626
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,600
Freddy Spaghetti
627
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,600
ain't coming.
628
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,570
Freddy Spaghetti
629
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,570
may not sing.
630
00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:03,510
But something much cooler
631
00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:03,510
is going to happen.
632
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,580
I think. Ann?
633
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,780
Okay.
634
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,780
Good job.
635
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,780
You should hydrate.
636
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:18,080
When we canceled on him,
637
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:18,080
he took another
638
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:18,080
gig in Eagleton.
639
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,630
At a library.
640
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,590
That's literally
641
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,590
the worst place
642
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,590
I can imagine.
643
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,530
Okay. Guys?
644
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,530
We're not giving up on this.
645
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,860
He's not the only
646
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,860
musician in town.
647
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,440
Andy.
648
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,440
I don't know, Leslie.
649
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,560
I don't really feel
650
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,560
like playing right now.
651
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,130
Andy, please.
652
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,130
Please, please,
653
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,130
please, please, please.
654
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,700
I don't even have
655
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,700
children's songs.
656
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,570
My last song I wrote
657
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,570
was called Sex Hair.
658
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,080
Well,
659
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,080
just take the word "sex"
660
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,080
and change it to "pickle."
661
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,210
Pickle?
662
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:44,650
You got pickle hair, baby
663
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:44,650
And you got it from me
664
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,780
Yeah.
665
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,780
Still sounds
666
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,780
like it's about sex.
667
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,480
I'm in. I've got
668
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,480
to grab my guitar
669
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,480
from my house.
670
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,150
I'll be back shortly!
671
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,150
Yeah!
672
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,620
See, guys?
673
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,620
We have a solution.
674
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,250
And the good news is
675
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,250
there's always a solution
676
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:56,260
if your motives are pure,
677
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:56,260
and your cause is just.
678
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:57,990
There's nothing...
679
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,900
Ow! My arm!
680
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:07,840
You have two broken bones
681
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:07,840
in your right arm,
682
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:07,840
and four in your hand.
683
00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:09,380
That's the side that hurts.
684
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,880
How soon
685
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,880
until he's better?
686
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,180
We'll set the fractures,
687
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,180
and I'd like to keep him
688
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,180
overnight for observation.
689
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,150
Is there any chance
690
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,150
you can fix me in
691
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,150
the next 10 minutes?
692
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:20,150
Sure, I'll just advance
693
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:20,150
medical science 30 years.
694
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,120
Great.
695
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,120
Can Mouse Rat
696
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,120
play without you?
697
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:26,920
They tried once.
698
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:26,920
They're called Rat Mouse,
699
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:26,920
and they're awful.
700
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,590
But you have got
701
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,590
to find somebody.
702
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,900
There's an old
703
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,900
saying in show business.
704
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,900
"The show must go wrong."
705
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:36,930
Everything always goes wrong,
706
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:36,930
and you just have
707
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:36,930
to deal with it.
708
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:48,340
Hello, Pawnee.
709
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:48,340
I'm Renata Ricotta.
710
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,580
Freddy Spaghetti
711
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,580
couldn't make it today.
712
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,250
He bumped his noodle.
713
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:59,920
There was sauce everywhere.
714
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:59,920
It was just streaming
715
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:59,920
out of his face.
716
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,090
It was really scary.
717
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,870
All right.
718
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:09,530
If you're happy
719
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:09,530
and you know it
720
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:09,530
Clap your hands
721
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:15,640
If you're happy
722
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:15,640
and you know it
723
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:15,640
Clap your hands
724
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,440
Hey, kids!
725
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,440
It's me, Freddy Spaghetti!
726
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,510
Hey, I thought you
727
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,510
were playing in Eagleton.
728
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,210
All I know is
729
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,210
this guy showed up
730
00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,850
and made me
731
00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,850
a much better offer.
732
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,450
I am all about
733
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,450
the money, babe.
734
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:36,950
She cooked
735
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:36,950
an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie
736
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:36,950
yellow polka dot linguine
737
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:39,970
That she made for
738
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:39,970
the first time that day
739
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,530
Thank you very much.
740
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,870
Ron Corleone.
741
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:46,570
This really attractive woman
742
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:46,570
is my girlfriend, Lucy.
743
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,630
Hello, Lucy. Whoa!
744
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,630
Hi.
745
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,110
Impressive handshake.
746
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,110
Thanks.
747
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,510
My father told me
748
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,510
that a limp handshake
749
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,310
was for weak men
750
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,310
and Communists.
751
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,580
He hated both.
752
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,120
Well done, Tommy.
753
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,280
Is that bacon on
754
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,280
your turkey leg?
755
00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,320
They call it a Swanson.
756
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,710
Wow.
757
00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:09,560
I brought you your favorite.
758
00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:09,560
Every color of Jell-O.
759
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,330
The Jell-O rainbow.
760
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,670
Thank you.
761
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,930
Injured Andy.
762
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,930
It's kind of
763
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,930
like old times, huh?
764
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:22,870
Yeah.
765
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:22,870
I almost expect you
766
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:22,870
to call me A-Cakes.
767
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,380
A-Cakes.
768
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,610
Well, I'm glad
769
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,610
you're okay.
770
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,620
Oh, my God. I'm...
771
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,360
I'm so sorry.
772
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,360
I should not...
773
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,800
I'm sorry.
774
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,800
That was not...
775
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,370
Spaghetti.
776
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,670
Spaghetti.
777
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,940
Fusilli.
778
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,270
Fusilli.
779
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,280
Egg noodles.
780
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,110
Why did you do this?
781
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:03,710
Well, I'm not a monster.
782
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:03,710
I want the kids to
783
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:03,710
have their concert.
784
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,220
Mean Ben has a soft spot.
785
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,520
Is that what
786
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,520
you guys call me?
787
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,820
No. No, no, no.
788
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,820
Mean Ben?
789
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:14,120
Look, this is really
790
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:14,120
great today,
791
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,030
but there's going
792
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,030
to be a lot of pain
793
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,030
ahead, Leslie.
794
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,460
We have to cut
795
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,460
32% of the...
796
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,730
Just...
797
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,730
Can you just stop it?
798
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,130
Okay?
799
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,130
Just for one moment,
800
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:27,040
enjoy the fact that
801
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:27,040
you provided a service
802
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:27,040
for people, not a cut.
803
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,800
A service.
804
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,800
And they love it.
805
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,710
Macaroni.
806
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,510
The biggest service
807
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,510
was getting you
808
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,510
to stop singing.
809
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,210
Linguine.
810
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,210
Tetrazzini.
811
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,410
Tetrazzini.
812
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:39,890
Hey.
813
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:39,890
April.
814
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:42,890
I just heard.
815
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:42,890
Are you okay?
816
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,820
Yeah.
817
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,820
Oh, my God.
818
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:50,330
Listen, what I said
819
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:50,330
this afternoon was stupid.
820
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,490
Okay? I totally want
821
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,490
to go out with you.
822
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,060
Good.
823
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,060
I want to be with you.
824
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,320
That was nice.
825
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,320
That... Yeah.
826
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:16,860
Here's just one thing,
827
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:16,860
real quick.
828
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,720
I want to be totally
829
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,720
honest with you, because
830
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,720
I like you so much.
831
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:20,780
Okay.
832
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:20,780
But, like,
833
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:20,780
two minutes ago,
834
00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,460
me and Ann did kiss.
835
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,020
What?
836
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,020
But here's...
837
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,020
No, no, no, no.
838
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,760
It was crazy.
839
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,760
She kissed me.
840
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,270
Okay, bye.
841
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,270
Wait, where are you going?
842
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,600
Bye.
843
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,600
No, no, no, no, no! Hey!
844
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,000
Bye.
845
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,000
April. April!
846
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,200
Bye!
847
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:40,510
Dude, don't even
848
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:40,510
think about kissing me.
849
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,570
And what was your
850
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,570
favorite song, Chelsea?
851
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:43,670
Penne and the Jets.
852
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,310
Me, too!
853
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,380
Thank you all so much.
854
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:49,220
With all the parks closed,
855
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:49,220
we've been going crazy.
856
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,380
It's our pleasure.
857
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:51,480
Come on.
858
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,630
You guys are the best,
859
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,630
most important people
860
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,790
in the most
861
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,790
important government
862
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,200
in the best city
863
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,200
in the world.
864
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,830
Suck it, Paris, France.
865
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,800
Well, I would say
866
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,800
see you tomorrow, but...
867
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,630
Great job.
868
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,630
Good work, Leslie.
869
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,730
Bye.
870
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,730
See you.
871
00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:09,940
Bye.
872
00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:09,940
See you soon, I hope.
873
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,350
I liked this a lot better
874
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,350
when it was a pit.
875
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:27,680
Is that weird?
876
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:32,260
I'm sorry I called
877
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:32,260
you Mark Brendana-quitz.
878
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:35,330
Don't ever apologize to me.
879
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,070
I'm serious.
880
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,070
If everyone in government
881
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,070
were like you,
882
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:40,840
then I would probably
883
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:40,840
still work there.
884
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,310
I got you
885
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,310
a going-away present.
886
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,970
You did?
887
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,970
Mmm-hmm.
888
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,740
Here. Red tape.
889
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,740
So you'll never
890
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,740
forget your roots.
891
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,810
That's really nice of you.
892
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,810
Yeah.
893
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,180
Well, I have
894
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,180
something for you, too.
895
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,120
You do?
896
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:59,490
I sort of threw
897
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:59,490
together some plans
898
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:59,490
for a future park.
899
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,620
I couldn't fit everything
900
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,620
in that you wanted.
901
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,220
Like the roller coaster
902
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,220
or the shark tank.
903
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,760
But I think it's
904
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,760
a pretty good start.
905
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,200
Thank you.
906
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,530
You're really welcome.
907
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,870
But, you know,
908
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,870
Pawnee's bankrupt.
909
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,550
I doubt I'll get to build
910
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,550
a park anytime soon.
911
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:24,280
I wouldn't bet
912
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:24,280
against you.
913
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:31,120
See you around.
914
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:31,120
Mmm-hmm.
915
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,170
Morning.
916
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,640
Hi, what are you
917
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,640
doing here?
918
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:48,040
Ron made me the official
919
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:48,040
Parks and Rec representative
920
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:48,040
for the budget discussions.
921
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:50,170
That's only
922
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:50,170
supposed to be...
923
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:50,170
Essential personnel?
924
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,270
Yeah.
925
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,310
So, shall we get started?
926
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,310
I have so many ideas.
927
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,180
Is this
928
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,180
an autographed picture
929
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,180
of Jamie Foxx?
930
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,780
There it is. Thank God.
931
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:05,050
So how long is this
932
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:05,050
shutdown going to last?
933
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,620
No idea. I might
934
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,620
have to get a temp job.
935
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,530
Maybe I should start
936
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,530
working on my cologne line.
937
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,330
Uh-oh. Check it out.
938
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,330
Whenever Ron has sex,
939
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,130
the next morning,
940
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,130
he comes in dressed
941
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,130
like Tiger Woods.
942
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:21,410
You all set?
943
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,840
Oh, God.
944
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,210
What?
945
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,210
Who is that?
946
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,340
That is my ex-wife.
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