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Hi, there.
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What's going on here?
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Puppy!
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A puppy is here!
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Can we keep him?
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My neighbor's
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dog had a litter.
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They're looking
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for people to adopt.
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I love him.
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I wish he had
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tiny puppy shoes.
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I would totally shine
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his little shoes for free.
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I do say
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the cutest stuff.
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Look, I love a good dog
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as much as the next guy,
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but this building
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doesn't allow animals.
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Andy,
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take him outside.
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What, and shoot him?
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No. Just keep
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him outside.
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Oh, come on, Ron.
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I'm just a little puppy.
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I ain't done nothing wrong.
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I'm just a puppy.
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I like your mustache.
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I wish I could have one.
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But I can't.
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Because I'm just
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a little puppy.
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Okay, take him out
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and shoot him.
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Fire! Fire! Fire!
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What? Where?
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In my belly.
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Because the 24-hour
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Pawnee Cares
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Diabetes Telethon
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starts tonight.
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Goody.
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Let us know
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how it went.
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Every year, Pawnee Cares
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teams up with the local
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cable access station
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to raise money for
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diabetes research.
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And it's important, because
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Pawnee is the fourth-fattest
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town in the U.S.
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It goes us, Dallas, Tulsa
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and certain parts of
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The Mall of America.
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Well, this year,
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I get to program my
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own four-hour block.
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I know. Exciting!
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So, I have signed you
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all up for multiple shifts.
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Yes, just to answer phones
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and provide moral support.
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From when to when?
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Tonight.
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From 2:00 a.m.
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to 6:00 a.m.
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What?
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No. Leslie, please.
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Tonight's kind of
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a big night.
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You know, all my
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kids are away, and...
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Gross! No!
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It's Jerry's sex night.
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That ruins sex and tonight.
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Why don't you put on
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one of these T-shirts?
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It will get you in the mood.
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I stayed up all night
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last night making these.
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You stayed up
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all night the night before
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an all-night telethon.
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Yes. And here's why. Boom.
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"Diabetes.
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Let's Dia-beat-this."
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Yeah. Four hours
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to come up
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with the slogan.
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Four hours
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to embroider them.
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Time well spent.
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Salad sucks.
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There. I said it.
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Feel better?
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Yep.
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I've been doing
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some thinking.
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I'm not going to ask
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Ann to move in with me.
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Why? Is something wrong?
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No. I'm going to
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ask her to marry me.
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I love her.
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And I want a partner.
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Horseback.
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You should ask
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her on horseback.
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What?
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No, you should ask her
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in a hot air balloon.
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No. She should be on
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the hot air balloon,
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and you should
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ride up on horseback.
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Oh. Wait. She's in
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the balloon, you ride
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up on horseback,
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you point to the sky,
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up there, skywriting,
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"Marry me, Ann."
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I think I can figure out
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the right way to ask her.
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How you ask someone
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to marry you is
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a very big deal.
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I mean, they have to
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repeat that story for
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the rest of their lives.
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So, you think
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I should do it, though.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah.
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Definitely.
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Can you get five eagles?
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No, get ten eagles.
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Leslie.
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No, you're right.
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It's your life.
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Get as many
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eagles as you want.
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So, Tom, you're in
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for tonight, right?
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I forgot to tell you.
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I can't make it
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to the telethon tonight,
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because I have no
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interest in being there.
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Okay. You're in charge
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of the VIP special
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telethon guest.
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You're never going
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to believe who I got.
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People are going
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to freak out.
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Rihanna.
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No.
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Dr. Oz.
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Nope.
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You're never
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going to guess.
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Justin Bieber.
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No. Ex-Indiana
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Pacers small forward,
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Detlef Schrempf.
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The Detlef Schrempf?
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I know!
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So, it's really exciting.
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Wow.
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And I need you
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to be his body-man.
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Pick him up
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at the airport
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at 7:00 p.m.
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And then, you know,
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just entertain him.
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Because he doesn't
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need to be in hair
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and makeup until 2:00 a.m.
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Does Pawnee Cable
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Access even have
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hair and makeup?
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Well, they have
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a communal lipstick
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and a box of combs.
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As a nurse and as your
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friend, I highly suggest
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you don't try to stay up
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for the next 24 hours.
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I can definitely do it.
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I've already been up
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for 24 hours. But I
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have a secret weapon.
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NutriYum bars?
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Leslie.
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I know, I know.
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They're terrible.
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But they give me
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an insane 15-minute burst.
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Plus, my nana
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used to tell me,
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"You'll sleep
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when you're dead."
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My nana, she used
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to say the best stuff.
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"Don't work yourself
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into a lather."
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"Look where it is
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and you'll find it."
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"Don't put me in a home."
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"Tell the truth
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and shame the devil."
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"The devil knows
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where you're hiding."
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"If you take enough rides
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with the devil, pretty soon,
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he's going to drive."
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She was really
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into the devil.
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I have not checked in
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with you lately.
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I'm randomly
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and casually asking.
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How are things
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going with Mark?
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Things are good.
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Do you think
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he's the one?
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The one?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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Good.
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I'm here.
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What do I have to do?
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I have you on
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phone-answering duty
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from 4:00 to 6:00 a.m.
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That's horrible.
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I have to nap up.
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If I don't get a solid
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five, it kills my
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sunny disposition.
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Got enough leg
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room back there?
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Yeah. Yeah, you don't
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have to sit so far up.
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Yeah, I do.
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So, Detlef Schrempf.
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Three-time NBA All-Star,
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two-time Sixth Man Award
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winner.
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It must have been
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pretty cool to be traded
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to the Pacers in exchange
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for veteran center
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Herb Williams.
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So, you looked me up
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on Wikipedia, huh?
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No. Everybody
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knows that.
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Just like everybody
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knows you appeared
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in two episodes of
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the German soap opera
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Gute Zeiten
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Schlechte Zeiten.
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What, you a big fan
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of that show?
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Huge fan.
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Huh? Oh, 6'10".
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I'm 5'6"
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and three quarters.
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All right, team,
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you guys psyched?
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Just remember,
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all you need to do is
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take down everybody's
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name and address
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and ask them how much
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they want to donate.
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Hey, do these
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phones dial out?
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Yes. Why?
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No reason.
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Leslie, you know what?
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My phone has 25 lines.
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I think it might
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be a switchboard.
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Congratulations, then.
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You got the most lines.
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Figure it out, Jerry.
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Come on, Jerry.
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Everyone else
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has one line.
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Oh! So, Leslie, I hear
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you're going to be in front
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of the camera this year.
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Yeah. It's exciting.
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Cut the chatter.
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Tele-hosting?
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Not as easy
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as it looks. Okay?
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This isn't C-SPAN.
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This is Local Access 46.
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Don't blow it.
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Good evening and welcome
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to the tenth annual
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Pawnee Cares
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Diabetes Telethon.
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I'm Pawnee Today's
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Joan Callamezzo.
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And I am not a crook.
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No, he's not.
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What time is it?
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I'm tired already.
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It's 8:03.
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Your shift doesn't start
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for another six hours.
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Diabetes. Yuck.
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Tonight, we're hoping
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the people of Pawnee
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dig their big, chubby hands
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into their plus-size pockets
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and donate generously.
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Weird, wacky stuff.
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Stop it.
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Coming up,
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a very special video
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presentation called
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Even My Tongue is Fat:
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The Story of Pawnee.
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But right now, to begin with,
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let's start things off in our
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telethon with a song.
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From Pawnee's most
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bookable personality,
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Denise Yermley!
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Sweet dreams
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are made of this
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No one cares. Hello, hello.
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Here you go. Right up there.
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Hello? Hey, there.
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Good morning.
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Who's next?
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I feel great.
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Everything is
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running smoothly.
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Some of them
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want to use you
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Clipboard mouth.
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There's some secret ingredient
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in these NutriYum bars
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that makes me feel so good.
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Sugar.
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It's a block of sugar.
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Leslie? Leslie.
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Tigers.
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Hey, you told me to
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wake you up at 1:45.
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Yep.
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It's 1:45 now.
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I'm up.
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I need to pull it together.
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My slot is coming up.
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Hey, before you go on,
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can I just talk to you
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about something?
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Wait a minute. Sorry.
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It's Tom. He may have
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a Schrempf problem.
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Okay.
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You understand that,
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right?
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I do. Take it.
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T.B. continued, Ann.
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I promise.
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We'll talk later.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Hey! Hi.
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Are you on your way?
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The Snakehole
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is booming!
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People are loving
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Detlef Schrempf.
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I had no idea
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professional athletes
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were so popular.
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That's awesome.
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But you promised
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to get him here.
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Get him here.
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Don't worry.
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We're leaving soon,
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all right? Bye!
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Oh, you can't leave. Tommy,
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this is the most business
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the club's done in months.
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But I've got to get
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him to the telethon.
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He's not going anywhere.
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Okay.
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Oh, God. Problem.
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Andy, I know I told you
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that you were going
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on at 3:00 a.m.
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after the Detlef Schrempf
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interview
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and career retrospective,
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but you're going on now.
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You're kicking things off.
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Whoa!
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Sweet. Headlining.
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Yeah. At 2:00 a.m.
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On Cable Access.
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Yeah. Let's go.
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So, how are things
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going with you two?
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They're going really well.
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We're going to get married
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and I'm pregnant
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with his child.
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Thank you, Joan.
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There are two types
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of diabetes, but only
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one type of caring.
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Type One caring.
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And tonight, God willing,
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we will all be
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stricken with that.
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There's a lot of
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fun stuff coming up.
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Indiana Pacers legend,
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Detlef Schrempf,
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will be joining us
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in the studio later on.
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But until then,
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I would like to introduce
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one of the hottest
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bands in Pawnee.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you Mouse Rat.
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I know that life is crazy
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Well, okay. Slight hiccup.
447
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But we're back on track.
448
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See that board?
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When my shift is done,
450
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that board is going to
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read $20,000.
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Pawnee Cares.
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Hi. Yes, I'd like to
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donate $50, please.
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Mmm-hmm. Leslie?
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You've got sex hair You got
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it from me, girl. Sex hair
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God, we're not getting
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any donations coming in.
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I'm tired of waiting
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for people to call us.
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Let's call them.
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Everybody call somebody.
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Leslie,
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it's the middle
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of the night.
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Then, good.
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They'll be home.
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Donna, someone good?
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No, I'm talking to
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my brother, George.
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You're not supposed
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to receive personal
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phone calls.
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Oh, I called him.
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He's in Liberia
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visiting my uncle.
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He wants to know
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what happened on Lost.
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Oh, thank God.
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Here you go.
482
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Thank you.
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I have no idea.
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Did you put
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cream in this?
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Uh, yeah.
487
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Did I screw up?
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No, I can drink it.
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You sure?
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Guys, has anyone
491
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,140
seen Tom?
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The ultimate celebrity,
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I think,
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to hang out with
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for a night would be
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Criss Angel.
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You'd be talking to him,
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00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,950
and then, he would
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just turn into fire.
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Brooks Brothers Boys
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is like, the cuts are
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slimmer and it's cheaper.
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Win-win.
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Do you ever talk to someone
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and you're just like,
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"Oh. We're going to be
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best friends"?
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I'm getting that, right now.
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He had two beers.
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Light beers.
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I need you
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to make that out,
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"To Wendy.
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Tom is an amazing guy.
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"You never should
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have left him.
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"You made a huge
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mistake in your life,
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"and you're probably
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going to die alone.
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Love, Detlef."
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Do you know what,
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I think we should be
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heading to that telethon.
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Yes, we will definitely
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go to the telethon soon.
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After this song!
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Hopped up out the bed
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Turn my swag on
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Took a look in the mirror,
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said, "What's up?"
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Ron? Ron. Wake up.
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Ron, wake up. It's Leslie.
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Oh, God! Were you
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00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,560
having a bad dream?
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00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:21,370
No. I suffer from
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a disorder called
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sleep fighting.
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00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,640
That must be terrible.
540
00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,180
Only when I'm losing.
541
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,080
Look,
542
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,080
I'm freaking out, okay?
543
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,950
Tom is not here,
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00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,950
and he's got
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00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,950
Detlef Schrempf.
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00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,040
And I have
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three hours to fill.
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00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,640
I'm sure you'll
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00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,640
figure something out.
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00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,550
Don't go back to sleep.
551
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,550
Okay? I need you to wake up.
552
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,550
Ron? Come on.
553
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:36,610
Help me.
554
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:36,610
Attaboy.
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00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:42,090
I am only here
556
00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:42,090
because I owe Leslie
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00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:42,090
a thousand favors.
558
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:47,230
I'm not big on charities.
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00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:47,230
Give a man a fish,
560
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:47,230
and you feed him for a day.
561
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,370
Don't teach a man to fish,
562
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,370
and you feed yourself.
563
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:54,840
He's a grown man.
564
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:54,840
Fishing is not that hard.
565
00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:01,150
Okay, that was
566
00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:01,150
the national anthem
567
00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:01,150
of Canada.
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00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:06,150
And now, I'm going
569
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:06,150
to see how long
570
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:06,150
I can hold a D chord.
571
00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:09,490
April, will you call
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00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:09,490
some of the Rec Center
573
00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:09,490
teachers
574
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,030
and see if they want to
575
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,030
come down and show off
576
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,030
their special skills?
577
00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:13,460
Yes. Nod your head yes.
578
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:14,830
I can do magic.
579
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:17,960
Egg, my lady?
580
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,630
Jerry,
581
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,630
that's disgusting
582
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,630
and fake!
583
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,970
Oh, my God. It's real.
584
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,970
Go up there and do that.
585
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,100
You broke my egg.
586
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:24,200
You don't have
587
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:24,200
a second egg?
588
00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:26,970
No, but I'm a very
589
00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:26,970
good piano player.
590
00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:26,970
I'd be happy to go up there
591
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,600
and give it a shot.
592
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,600
Why are you
593
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,600
wasting my time?
594
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,580
This is really serious!
595
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,610
You go keep
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00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,610
your eye out for Tom.
597
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,610
I've got this covered.
598
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,140
When re-caning
599
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,140
an old chair,
600
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:41,290
one needs to make sure
601
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:41,290
that one has all the right
602
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:41,290
elements in place.
603
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,420
Over. Under.
604
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,090
And you guessed it.
605
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,090
Over.
606
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,550
God, he's actually
607
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,550
losing money.
608
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:53,590
Over. Under. This chair
609
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:53,590
is almost caning itself.
610
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:58,870
No. Sir, if you want
611
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:58,870
to make a donation,
612
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:58,870
you have to... Yeah.
613
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,310
That sounds really cool.
614
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,470
You sound cool.
615
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,470
You sound really strong.
616
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,610
Hey, why don't you
617
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,610
forget about the donation
618
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,580
and just come down here
619
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,580
and meet me in person.
620
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:10,640
What?
621
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,560
Oh, my God.
622
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,560
You're so funny.
623
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,390
You're funny. Bye.
624
00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,020
Hey.
625
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,590
Funny girl you
626
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,590
were talking to?
627
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:24,000
When it comes to
628
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:24,000
preparing taxes...
629
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,230
Oh, my God.
630
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,230
This is a disaster.
631
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:31,070
The only thing that's
632
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:31,070
taxing is deciding
633
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:31,070
which software to buy.
634
00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,900
I am
635
00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,900
completely screwed.
636
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:36,670
I have no Schrempf,
637
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:36,670
no backup plan,
638
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:36,670
no more NutriYum bars.
639
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:40,550
What do people
640
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:40,550
want to watch?
641
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:40,550
Cute animals on a bike?
642
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,410
No time to train one.
643
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,410
Hot people kissing?
644
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,620
I don't know.
645
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,620
Maybe Mark
646
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,620
and Ann would...
647
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:52,250
Have you ever seen
648
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:52,250
this man sleep?
649
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:52,250
It's like underwater ballet.
650
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,320
I have a great idea.
651
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:54,380
What's that?
652
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:57,300
I think you should
653
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:57,300
propose to Ann tonight.
654
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:01,770
Today. Whatever it is.
655
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:01,770
On camera. For diabetes.
656
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:05,210
Really?
657
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:05,210
Yes. It would be so cool.
658
00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:09,070
Don't you remember
659
00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:09,070
when Ahmad Rashad
660
00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:09,070
proposed to Mrs. Cosby on TV?
661
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,480
No.
662
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,480
I do.
663
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,010
Most women do.
664
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,480
On television, though?
665
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,150
Yes, but...
666
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,150
Oh, my God!
667
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,580
We talked about it
668
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,580
being something big.
669
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,580
Right.
670
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,450
And I don't think we can
671
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,450
get a hot air balloon
672
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,450
at this time of night.
673
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,510
I have my grandma's ring.
674
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,920
I guess I could
675
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,920
go home and get it.
676
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:30,260
Is there a story
677
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:30,260
behind it? Was she on
678
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:30,260
the Titanic?
679
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,860
Was she on the Titanic?
680
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,830
No. She was
681
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,830
just my grandma.
682
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:38,610
It would make a great story.
683
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:38,610
I trust Leslie. I don't know.
684
00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,400
What do you think
685
00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,400
I should do?
686
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:47,710
And that
687
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:47,710
concludes a quick look
688
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:47,710
at QuickBooks Pro.
689
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,140
Quick Books.
690
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:54,050
Okay. Thank you so much,
691
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:54,050
Barney, for that.
692
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,460
Thank you. Go.
693
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,760
We'd like to make
694
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,760
a quick announcement.
695
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:02,020
Detlef Schrempf is
696
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:02,020
temporarily delayed.
697
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,900
But coming soon,
698
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,900
a really amazing
699
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,900
thing is going to happen.
700
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:09,430
So, get your wallets out
701
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:09,430
or get your handkerchiefs out.
702
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,970
Or get your tissues out,
703
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,970
if you're like me
704
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,870
and think
705
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,870
handkerchiefs
706
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,870
are gross.
707
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:17,940
For now, please,
708
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:17,940
let's take a look at this
709
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:17,940
moving video entitled,
710
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:21,920
One Butt, Two Seats:
711
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:21,920
The Widening of America.
712
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:26,350
No. Ann. Wait. Ann, Ann!
713
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,750
Where are you going?
714
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,750
Just stay
715
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,750
a little while longer.
716
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,160
Leslie, I'm so beat.
717
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,220
I'm so sorry that
718
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,220
I've been crazy.
719
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,520
What did you want
720
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,520
to talk to me about?
721
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,760
No worries. It can wait.
722
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,560
No, no. What is it?
723
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,160
I think I need to
724
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,160
break up with Mark.
725
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,200
I've just been feeling
726
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,200
for a while like
727
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,200
something's missing.
728
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,610
And I kept thinking
729
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,610
about the question
730
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,610
you asked me today,
731
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,710
about whether or not
732
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,710
he's the one. And he's not.
733
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:57,880
Mark really loves you.
734
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:57,880
I think he's ready to
735
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:57,880
take this to the next step.
736
00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:01,350
He doesn't know
737
00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:01,350
what he's ready for.
738
00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:01,350
But I think I do.
739
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,950
I guess you're just going
740
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,950
to have to marry him
741
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,950
and figure it out.
742
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,120
No.
743
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,120
No. No.
744
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,820
Why would you do that?
745
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,820
No, no.
746
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,820
No. No.
747
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,560
Good for you, Ann.
748
00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:13,690
Hey, Mark. It's Leslie.
749
00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:13,690
Change of plans.
750
00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:13,690
Can you call me back?
751
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,530
Tom, get here now.
752
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,530
Call me. Bye.
753
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,340
Hey, Leslie. It's Leslie.
754
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,340
Hang in there.
755
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,340
I love you. Bye.
756
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,540
Please be April. April?
757
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:25,600
Yeah?
758
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:29,750
It's Joe from the phone.
759
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:29,750
I made you laugh.
760
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:29,750
You said come down.
761
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,380
Listen, my van's
762
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,380
out back. Let's roll.
763
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,550
No. Please leave.
764
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,330
Where are you going?
765
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,330
Hey. What's up?
766
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,450
Is this guy
767
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,450
bothering you?
768
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,260
No, I'm bothering you.
769
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,490
For bothering her.
770
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,290
Are you her
771
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,290
bodyguard? I mean,
772
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,270
she's an adult.
773
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,270
I think she can decide
774
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,200
on her own what train
775
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,200
she wants to ride.
776
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:48,930
It's time to go.
777
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:48,930
Whatever, man.
778
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,490
I work for the
779
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,490
Sewage Department.
780
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,970
I'm up to my waist
781
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,970
in hot snizz.
782
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,270
Take a walk.
783
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,270
Bye-bye.
784
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:00,770
Okay.
785
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:05,480
Heads. Oh, boy.
786
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:05,480
What is going
787
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:05,480
to happen next?
788
00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:08,020
Okay. My second
789
00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:08,020
favorite episode?
790
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,720
Monica is making dinner,
791
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:13,280
and Joey is mad
792
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:13,280
at Chandler because Chandler
793
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:13,280
made out with his girlfriend.
794
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,020
So, Joey says,
795
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,020
"Get in the box."
796
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,020
I forgot to tell you.
797
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:20,090
There's a box.
798
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:20,090
And it's Thanksgiving Day.
799
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:20,090
So, they get ready to eat.
800
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,260
What is Ross
801
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,260
and Rachel doing?
802
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,260
They're fighting.
803
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:26,470
So, Ross, Rachel,
804
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:26,470
Joey, Chandler, Monica,
805
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:26,470
and Phoebe are all together.
806
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,570
Although, is Phoebe there?
807
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,440
Yes. So...
808
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:37,210
I will now drink
809
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:37,210
eight glasses of milk
810
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:37,210
in three minutes.
811
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,980
No. No, you won't.
812
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,980
No, you won't.
813
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,040
Because
814
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,040
if you do that,
815
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,040
you will die.
816
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,110
Oh!
817
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,400
Okay. All right. Okay.
818
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,400
Enough of that racket.
819
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,640
Well, Pawnee.
820
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,640
It's almost 6:00
821
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,640
in the morning.
822
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:07,870
And, we need to keep
823
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:07,870
those donations coming in.
824
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:11,010
I know we promised
825
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:11,010
a special event coming up,
826
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,110
and...
827
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,110
Leslie.
828
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,810
No.
829
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,810
Should I come up now?
830
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:16,080
No. No.
831
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,320
No. What we're going
832
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,320
to do is we're going
833
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,320
to pull our pants down.
834
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,450
That's what
835
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,450
we're going to do.
836
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,660
Everyone's gonna
837
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,660
pull their pants
838
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,660
down for diabetes.
839
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:22,750
Okay? On one, two...
840
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,230
Got my swag on
841
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,900
Took a look in the mirror,
842
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,900
said, "What's up?"
843
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,870
Detlef, are you sure
844
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,870
you don't want me to drive?
845
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,100
I'm good to drive.
846
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,610
You want to come up
847
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,610
and play video games?
848
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,840
Whoa! Pull over, man.
849
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,840
That place has good chicken.
850
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,840
I'm hungry.
851
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,610
You just love flashing
852
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,610
your ass, don't you?
853
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,050
When it's for
854
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,050
a good cause, Joan.
855
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,710
What's up!
856
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:48,880
Hey, look who's here.
857
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,360
Wake up, Pawnee!
858
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,950
Tommy Timberlake
859
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,950
is in the house!
860
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,120
And you know
861
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,120
who else is with me?
862
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,130
Detlef Schrempf!
863
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,660
Tell them what
864
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,660
they won, son!
865
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:01,170
All right. Thanks, Tom.
866
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,470
Well, on behalf of
867
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,470
the Detlef Schrempf
868
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,470
Foundation,
869
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:07,770
I would like to present
870
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:07,770
this check for $5,000
871
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:07,770
for diabetes research.
872
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:11,080
Oh, man! Yeah.
873
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,980
Thank you very much. Wow.
874
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,280
Wow. Big man,
875
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,280
big check.
876
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,550
By the way, I'm drunk.
877
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,860
And if anybody out there...
878
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,950
I don't understand.
879
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,080
What happened?
880
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,080
I'm sorry.
881
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,720
I think I was a little
882
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,720
tired when I told you
883
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,720
that you should do that.
884
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,390
I don't think that
885
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,390
that's something Ann wants.
886
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,830
Not on TV.
887
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,730
So, that's why
888
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,730
you pulled your
889
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,730
pants down.
890
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,100
Yeah.
891
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:36,530
Wait, what did I do?
892
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,240
It's 6:04 a.m.
893
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,240
and I'm Perd Hapley of
894
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,240
Channel 4 Eyewitness News.
895
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:44,940
And the story of
896
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:44,940
this next dance is that
897
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:44,940
it's called The Worm.
898
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:53,880
Good morning, Knope.
899
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:55,050
Morning, Ron.
900
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,020
Everything
901
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,020
running smoothly?
902
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,920
You know, I'm happy
903
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,920
to go back out there,
904
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,760
demonstrate more
905
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,760
of my skills.
906
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,660
How to start a fire
907
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,660
without matches.
908
00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:04,290
How to build
909
00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:04,290
a cribbage board.
910
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,700
No, I'm okay. Thanks.
911
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,630
Get some sleep.
912
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,330
Aye-aye, Captain.
913
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,170
What the
914
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,170
are you doing,
915
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,170
Perd Hapley?
916
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:20,950
Hey.
917
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:20,950
Leslie?
918
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,910
What are you doing here?
919
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,910
Why aren't you sleeping?
920
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,480
I just... I thought maybe
921
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,480
you'd want to talk more
922
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,720
about all the crazy
923
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,720
stuff going on.
924
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,520
I do. I really do.
925
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,520
Thanks.
926
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:30,960
Yeah.
927
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,050
I've just got to tell you,
928
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,050
I'm a little tired.
929
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,120
Okay.
930
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,990
So, I may have parked
931
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,990
on your front lawn.
932
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,960
You did.
933
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,960
I did.
934
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,830
Oh!
935
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,830
Yeah.
936
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,870
It's... Just come in
937
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,870
before anybody...
938
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,870
Leslie and I had
939
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,870
an amazing talk.
940
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,740
It was so great of her
941
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,740
to come over here.
942
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:53,340
Even though
943
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:53,340
she was exhausted
944
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:53,340
beyond belief.
945
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:56,710
Anyway, after we talked,
946
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:56,710
she fell asleep on my couch.
947
00:20:57,950 --> 00:21:01,250
And she's been
948
00:20:57,950 --> 00:21:01,250
asleep for
949
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,580
twenty-two hours.
950
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,020
It's amazing what
951
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,020
she slept through.
952
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,420
No way.
953
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,690
At one point,
954
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,690
I thought she was up...
955
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:11,030
Hold on. Hi.
956
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,020
Hey.
957
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,590
...but then, she went
958
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,590
right back to sleep.
959
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,500
I've been monitoring
960
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,500
her vital signs.
961
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,500
She's totally fine.
962
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,300
I love her so much.
963
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,640
But I think I'm going to draw
964
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,640
a mustache on her face.
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