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Leslie, can I run something
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by you really quick?
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Sure! I love having
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things run by me.
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I feel like you're
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being sarcastic right now.
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No, no. I'm not.
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I genuinely love it.
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Run it by me.
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Go ahead! Go, go, go.
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Okay, so I've been
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a little worried that
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Ann maybe thinks
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that our relationship
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isn't moving forward
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fast enough.
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And so I'm wondering
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if maybe I should
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ask her if she would
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like to move in with me.
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Good idea? Bad idea?
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You tell me.
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I would say that some women
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won't consider moving in
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with someone
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unless they think
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marriage is in the future,
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which I know, for you is...
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I intend to marry her.
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For realskies?
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I'm not really
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quite sure how I feel.
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I... It's a little weird.
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I mean, I'm happy for them.
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They're my friends.
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It makes me
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a little nauseous.
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If I could just sum
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it up in one word,
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it would be...
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Parks and Rec.
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Confirming what?
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That's not possible.
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Oh, no!
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Hey! Good morning.
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Why are there
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six people outside
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who say they're waiting
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to meet with me?
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So, you know how
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you love me because
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you haven't had
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a single meeting
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with anyone
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since I became
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your assistant?
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That's because
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every time someone calls
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and requests
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a meeting with you,
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I always schedule it
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for March 31st.
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Why?
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Because I didn't think
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March 31st existed.
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Thirty days has September,
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April, March and November...
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June and November.
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Today is March 31st.
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I know.
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So, then,
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how many meetings
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do I have today?
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Ninety-three.
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Okay. Okay.
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Well, you know
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what to do.
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Right.
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To me, this situation
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is a blood-soaked,
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nightmarish hellscape.
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However, to Leslie Knope...
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Oh, how fun!
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Yay!
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Why don't you take
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as many as you can,
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and I'll cover the rest.
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I have a better idea.
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Why don't I try to
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rustle up seven
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more meetings,
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'cause I think
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it would be cooler
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if there were an even 100...
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Just... Why don't we
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just stick to these 93
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and see how it goes?
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Yeah, okay.
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This is the perfect
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distraction for me.
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Okay, so I have
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everything I need, right?
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I have a fresh cup of coffee,
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comfy fur-lined boots.
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I'm gonna need
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those boots back
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by the end of the day.
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Yeah, no problem.
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They're actually
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a little narrow for me.
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Leslie, here's a guy.
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Hi, I'm Leslie Knope,
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Deputy Director.
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Bill Haggerty,
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Pawnee Historical Society.
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I'm supposed to
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be meeting with
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Ron Swanson.
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I understand that.
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He's tied up right now.
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What a shocker.
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I've been trying to meet
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with him for three months,
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and now he's not available.
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It's probably
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too late now, but,
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some rich woman,
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Jessica Wicks,
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has rented out
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Turnbill Mansion
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for a party,
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and she's making
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alterations.
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"Alterations"?
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Turnbill Mansion
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is one of the most beloved
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historical sites in Pawnee.
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In 1867, the progressive
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Reverend Turnbill
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officiated a wedding
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between a white woman
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and a Wamapoke Indian chief.
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The secret ceremony
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was beautiful
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and romantic.
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But then word got out,
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and the reception
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was a bloodbath.
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Fortunately,
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there were
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two survivors.
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Unfortunately,
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they were both horses.
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Hold up.
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Former beauty queen
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Jessica Wicks?
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Yes.
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I'm Tom Haverford.
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I'm gonna be running
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point on this, Bill.
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Hey, why didn't
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you try to stop her?
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Her husband is
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Nick Newport Sr.
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from Sweetums.
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Everyone in
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this town is afraid
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to say no to him.
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Okay, everybody just relax.
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What alterations is
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she trying to make?
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Drilling holes, painting,
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removing wainscoting,
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she's tearing
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down the gazebo...
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What? She's what?
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No, she's not.
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Okay. Tom,
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go get the car.
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Ow!
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Sorry.
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Don't throw things at me.
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God, these are tight!
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I'll devise an action plan
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to help us coordinate better
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among the departments.
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Will you? Great.
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Thanks for coming in.
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Yeah.
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Who's next?
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Tom,
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I'll meet you at the car.
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Where the hell are you going?
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We have 91 more meetings!
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I'm sorry, Ron,
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as much as
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I would like to go
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for the "all-time City Hall
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single day meetings record,"
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there is an emergency.
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Someone is trying
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to alter a gazebo.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey, Ann.
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Sorry I can't hang out.
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I kind of have
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an emergency.
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Oh, I'm actually
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here to see Mark.
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Right. Well, thanks
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for the coffee.
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That's also for Mark.
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I really need it, though.
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But next time
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more sugar, okay?
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Thanks, bye.
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Do you want me to
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postpone the rest?
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Or I could set myself on fire
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and create a diversion?
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No. I'm gonna do
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all of these today.
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Round up whoever's free.
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I'm gonna need
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more Ron Swansons.
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Look at that.
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It's gorgeous.
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What kind of monster
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would wanna change this?
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Pre-zit. Do you have
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any brown concealer
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by any chance?
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I need to look
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good for Jessica.
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You know, they may be rich,
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but they can't
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just destroy history.
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Let's go.
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I'm right behind you.
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I just need to
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spend a minute
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in my cologne cloud.
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What is that?
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Attack by Dennis Feinstein.
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When you wanna attack
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the senses of the lady
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you wanna bed.
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Oh, my God!
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Door! Door!
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Door, door! Close it!
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So basically,
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we're completely swamped.
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All hands on deck.
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I don't even work
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in this building.
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Don't care.
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I need anyone with a pulse
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and a brain to pitch in.
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Ron, do you need
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help with anything?
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No, we're good. Thanks.
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In fact, you can
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head home early.
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Right, now the four of us
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are gonna divvy up
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all these meetings.
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Just make them feel
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like they've been heard.
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Understood?
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Yes, sir. Bert Macklin,
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FBI, on the case.
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April, you take
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Leslie's office.
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Andy, you're in
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the conference room.
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Ann, take your meetings
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in the courtyard.
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Just sit there and
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don't ruin the city.
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Dismissed.
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What are you doing?
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Can I get a badge?
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Hey, I brought you a coffee,
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help you get through the day.
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Thanks, dude!
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No problem, lady!
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I'm gonna go.
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Okay.
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April is the best
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but she's 20.
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When April was born,
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I was already in third grade,
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which means if we
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were friends back then,
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I'd have been
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hanging out with a baby.
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I don't know anything
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about infant care.
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My God,
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I could have killed her!
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Ah, Mr. Newport Sr.
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I've just been informed
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that you plan on
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altering this mansion.
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And as a member of
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the Parks Department,
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as a Pawneean
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and an American,
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I ask you to
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refrain from harming
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this historic structure.
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What?
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I'll take care
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of this, love nut.
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Biscuit.
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Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Jessica Wicks,
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Miss Pawnee 1994.
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Hello, yes.
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We've met before.
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We were both judges
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at the pageant last year.
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Leslie Knorp.
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Of course!
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How are you?
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Jessica Wicks. Hey, boo!
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Are you aging in reverse?
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'Cause you look
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barely legal.
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Tom Haverford.
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If you're not the most
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charming man in Indiana.
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And this must be
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the luckiest man
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in Indiana.
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Sir, it is an honor
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to meet you.
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Come here, you!
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Tell me straight,
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are you a Chinese?
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No! I'm one of
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the Indian people.
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That floppy old bag
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of money is gonna be
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dead in like a month.
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And who's going to
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comfort Jessica and
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her millions of dollars?
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Yeah, Jessica is
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a gold-digger.
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But I'm a gold-digger-digger.
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So, how did you
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and Mr. Newport meet?
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I was doing
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a ribbon-cutting
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at the hospital,
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and he was there because
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his blood doesn't work.
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And we started talking,
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and then I realized
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who he was.
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Oh, my gosh!
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It was love
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at first sight!
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Oh, that sounds
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so romantic.
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Um, Jessica, I know
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you've rented out
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this house for a party.
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But it's on the
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historical register,
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so we can't
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allow any changes.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's a little late
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for that, sweetheart.
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I told them
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what I was doing
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months ago.
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Where I come from,
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there's a saying,
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"What's done is done."
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That's a saying everywhere.
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I've never
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heard it before
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and I think it's
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a great saying.
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Well, maybe we can
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just limit the damage.
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How much have you done?
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You painted this?
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Uh-huh. Miami Teal is
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Nicky's favorite color.
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We also replaced
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some of the sconces,
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got rid of the furniture,
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painted these floors black...
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Oh, no.
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These were the original
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hardwood floors.
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Yeah.
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They were all scratched up.
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I did you a favor.
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Come on in here.
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I'll show you guys what
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we did in the sitting room.
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I can't...
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After you. I'd hate to
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miss the view.
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You little devil.
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I should just pay you
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to follow me around.
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If that's a job offer,
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I accept.
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Oh, my God!
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00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,640
Why did you have to
417
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,640
drill holes in the wall?
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To hang my
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birthday present
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to Nicky.
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My heavens!
422
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Isn't there a way
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that you could've...
424
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Oh, my!
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History is important.
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You just can't go around
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changing everything
428
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all of the time.
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Or else next thing you know,
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they'll be painting
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the White House
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not white.
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I'm so angry,
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I can't think of
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another color.
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Green.
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So, your department
438
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banned me from
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attending games
440
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just because I yell
441
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"you suck" at the players!
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According to the complaint,
443
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you yelled it at
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five-year-old girls.
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Who suck!
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Why is that so
447
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hard to understand?
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I thought I was
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having this meeting
450
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with Ron Swanson.
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I'm afraid that
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Ron Swanson's
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currently dead.
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Oh.
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I'm his daughter,
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April Swanson.
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And it's his last wish
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that I have this
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meeting with you.
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I represent the
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Ultimate Frisbee league.
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00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,650
And...
463
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,650
Pawnee has
464
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,650
an Ultimate league?
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00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,820
Yes, and we keep running
466
00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,820
into conflicts with...
467
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:06,890
You won me over.
468
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:06,890
I will join your team.
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00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,830
I'm sorry, what we need...
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00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:09,930
When does practice start?
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00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,270
And do you provide
472
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,270
the jerseys?
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00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,860
What color
474
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,860
are the jerseys,
475
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,860
by the way?
476
00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:15,780
What's our team name?
477
00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:15,780
Are we the Lightning?
478
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,700
Now, I have to tell you,
479
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,700
I don't actually work
480
00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:21,010
in the Parks Department.
481
00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:21,010
I'm a nurse.
482
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,640
Seriously?
483
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,640
That's great news.
484
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,520
I have the weirdest thing
485
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,520
on my arm.
486
00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:28,950
Can you see this?
487
00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:30,890
Every time.
488
00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:34,690
Oh, thank God you haven't
489
00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:34,690
torn down the gazebo yet.
490
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,790
Don't remind me.
491
00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:38,360
The demolition people
492
00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:38,360
couldn't get here
493
00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:38,360
until this afternoon.
494
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:41,230
I've had to look
495
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:41,230
at that ugly thing
496
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:41,230
all day long.
497
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,670
Ugly thing?
498
00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:46,000
Let me tell you
499
00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:46,000
a little something about
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00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:46,000
this "ugly thing," ma'am.
501
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,410
A hundred and
502
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,410
fifty years ago,
503
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,340
an interracial couple
504
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,340
was married here,
505
00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,540
and then slaughtered
506
00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,540
by their own families.
507
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,050
It's one of the most
508
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,050
beautiful stories
509
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,050
in Pawnee's history.
510
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,520
Why are you
511
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,520
trying to destroy it?
512
00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:57,610
Don't tell me
513
00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:57,610
about Pawnee history.
514
00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,680
The Newports made this town.
515
00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:03,560
And tonight,
516
00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:03,560
we're gonna celebrate
517
00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:03,560
my husband's 85th birthday,
518
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,290
without this
519
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,290
mushy old pile of rot.
520
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,330
Your husband's
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00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,330
a mushy old pile of rot.
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00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,390
You were a stick-in-the-mud
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00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,390
when we judged
524
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,390
that beauty pageant,
525
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,490
and you're being
526
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,490
a stick-in-the-mud now.
527
00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:15,660
I am not a
528
00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:15,660
stick-in-the-mud!
529
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,570
I just want to stop
530
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,570
a party from happening.
531
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,970
Ron? I have
532
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,970
a gazebo update,
533
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,410
so ignore all my previous
534
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,410
voicemails and e-mails.
535
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,950
Leslie, I haven't
536
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,950
relieved myself
537
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,950
in five hours,
538
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,040
so, if you'll
539
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,040
excuse me.
540
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,750
Ron, I'm sorry,
541
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,750
but this can't wait.
542
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,750
Jessica Wicks refuses to...
543
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,380
Leslie, what the
544
00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:34,720
Hey! Miss Knope?
545
00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:35,850
Councilman Howser!
546
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,760
Nice to see you again.
547
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,760
Not that I saw anything,
548
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,760
other than your face,
549
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,320
and I would like to
550
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,320
talk to you a little bit
551
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,320
about this gazebo thing.
552
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,660
You know, the problem...
553
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,660
Okay, okay.
554
00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:44,700
Enough of this.
555
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,070
Do whatever you want.
556
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,070
Alert the media.
557
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,070
Call FEMA, I don't care.
558
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,540
Do not bother me
559
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,540
with this again.
560
00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:58,110
Miss Knope.
561
00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:58,110
Councilman Howser.
562
00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:58,110
I saw your penis.
563
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:01,080
There are eight swings
564
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:01,080
at Ramsett Park
565
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,410
and every single
566
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,410
one of them is broken.
567
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:06,150
Can you please
568
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:06,150
just fix one of them?
569
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,590
Ron told me I can't
570
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,590
say yes to anything.
571
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,090
But it's such
572
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,090
a reasonable request.
573
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:13,720
I can't just say no.
574
00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,160
So, that's a yes?
575
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:22,870
Are you saying yes?
576
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:22,870
Just say out loud,
577
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:22,870
yes or no.
578
00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:26,430
Boop!
579
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:33,110
Yeah, they do look
580
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:33,110
a little bit swollen.
581
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:33,110
Just follow the pen.
582
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,650
Follow the pen to...
583
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,410
Does that hurt?
584
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,520
There's no way this
585
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,520
ordinance goes through.
586
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,520
There's too much red tape.
587
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,580
Mmm. This gridlock
588
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,580
drives me nuts.
589
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,650
Tell me about it.
590
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,090
Yeah. I think you're
591
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,090
gonna have to make
592
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,090
an end run. You know?
593
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,490
Go right to
594
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,490
the Commissioner on this one.
595
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,000
You know what,
596
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,000
I hadn't thought of that.
597
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,000
That is a really great idea.
598
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:53,300
Yeah?
599
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:53,300
I'm gonna do that.
600
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:56,930
Okay.
601
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:56,930
Your last resort is probably
602
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:56,930
gonna be City Council.
603
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,400
Good luck there!
604
00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,960
Yeah! My thoughts exactly.
605
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,140
I have no idea
606
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,140
what I was saying.
607
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,940
I ask you.
608
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,940
Is this too revealing
609
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,940
for a public pool?
610
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,640
Kindly get your
611
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,640
groin off my desk.
612
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,450
So my body makes you
613
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,450
uncomfortable, too?
614
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:14,980
Hey, Mark.
615
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:14,980
I'm kind of freaking out
616
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,680
about this historical
617
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,680
mansion thing.
618
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,850
Can I talk to
619
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,850
you for a second?
620
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,050
I'm actually headed
621
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,050
right out the door.
622
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,690
You're going on
623
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,690
a date with Ann.
624
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,060
Yeah. I was gonna
625
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,060
surprise her,
626
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,760
take her to
627
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,760
a nice restaurant.
628
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,760
Don't worry about it.
629
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:27,170
Are you sure now?
630
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:27,170
Yeah, have a good time.
631
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,700
How we doing?
632
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,700
Pretty good.
633
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:33,770
I may have promised
634
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:33,770
a new aquatic center
635
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:33,770
to somebody.
636
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,140
Is that a problem?
637
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:38,200
I diagnosed two melanomas.
638
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:38,200
They're both benign.
639
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,470
How many more meetings?
640
00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:40,540
Twenty.
641
00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,540
April was supposed
642
00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,540
to be the moat
643
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:47,280
that kept
644
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:47,280
the citizen barbarians
645
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:47,280
away from Swanson Castle.
646
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:51,420
Instead she
647
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:51,420
blew up the castle
648
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:51,420
and stabbed me in the face.
649
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,490
I hired you
650
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,490
to do one thing.
651
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,830
Just one.
652
00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,090
I don't care that
653
00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,090
you text all day
654
00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,090
and sleep at your desk.
655
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,660
In fact, I encourage it.
656
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,830
But only because
657
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,830
you were doing
658
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,830
that one thing.
659
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,800
Keeping this
660
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,800
crap off my desk.
661
00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,510
Give me five minutes
662
00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,510
before the next one.
663
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,320
That guy is scary
664
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,320
when he's angry.
665
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,080
Yeah! God, I know.
666
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,220
Hey. Sorry, dude.
667
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,850
I don't need your sympathy.
668
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,850
Or yours.
669
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,630
I wasn't offering
670
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,630
my sympathy.
671
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,030
Thank you for
672
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,030
meeting me here.
673
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,360
Sure.
674
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,660
What's up?
675
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,660
Okay. I need you to
676
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,660
get this word for word.
677
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,170
It's a tape recorder.
678
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,170
So it will.
679
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,140
"Gazebo?"
680
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,140
More like "Ga-zoinks-bo."
681
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:42,680
She may be a
682
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:42,680
former beauty queen,
683
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:45,210
but today
684
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:45,210
she's the king of
685
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:45,210
destroying history!
686
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,150
Okay, could you just
687
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,150
maybe talk normally?
688
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,120
Okay, fine.
689
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,120
"Ga-zoinks-bo."
690
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,880
Jessica Wicks is
691
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,880
throwing a birthday party
692
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:52,720
for her husband
693
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:52,720
Nick Newport Sr.
694
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,350
at the Turnbill
695
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,350
Mansion tonight...
696
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,320
Okay. I'm gonna
697
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,320
stop you right there.
698
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:59,290
Nick Newport Sr.
699
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:59,290
is the former
700
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:59,290
CEO of Sweetums.
701
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,350
So?
702
00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:01,990
Sweetums owns
703
00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:01,990
The Pawnee Journal.
704
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:04,030
Crap on the cob!
705
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,770
I will take it
706
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,770
into consideration.
707
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,630
Thank God!
708
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,630
That was it, right?
709
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:11,930
No. There's one more.
710
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,000
Damn it to hell!
711
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:16,770
It's with me
712
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:16,770
and it's right now
713
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:16,770
and it's about me quitting.
714
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:18,340
I quit.
715
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,480
I have no other
716
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,480
choice, okay?
717
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,780
This is the only
718
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,780
rational way I know
719
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,780
to prevent this tragedy.
720
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,290
Oh, my God! Here they come.
721
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,290
Tom, throw away the key!
722
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,420
Seriously?
723
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,420
Yes! Throw it!
724
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,690
Out of the way!
725
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,700
Sir, I'm sorry,
726
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,700
but you're a little late.
727
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,390
So, you're gonna have to
728
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,390
turn this thing around,
729
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,370
'cause you're not
730
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,370
getting in here.
731
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,900
Oh, God! Tom! Stop him!
732
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,900
Jump in front of it!
733
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:46,000
Sacrifice your tiny body!
734
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,210
I really thought that gate
735
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,210
would open in the middle.
736
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,680
Well, the gazebo
737
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,680
has been destroyed.
738
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,730
And the thing that
739
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,730
bothers me the most...
740
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:05,420
Cut it out, Tom.
741
00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:06,550
It never gets old.
742
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,920
Hey, Ann and Mark are coming.
743
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,920
Guys, not so close.
744
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,530
You're gonna...
745
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,530
Don't go past the sensor.
746
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,140
Sensor?
747
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,610
Sorry if I ruined
748
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,610
your evening.
749
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:20,900
Leslie, it's totally fine.
750
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,170
I chained myself
751
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,170
to a gate.
752
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,840
I can see that.
753
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,840
Are you okay?
754
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:26,180
Nothing's bruised
755
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:26,180
but my ego.
756
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,610
And my arm, a little,
757
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,610
from the mechanized gate.
758
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,120
Thanks again
759
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,120
for letting me take
760
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,120
those meetings today.
761
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,950
I've never really
762
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,950
had a meeting before.
763
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,950
They're awesome.
764
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,010
You're welcome.
765
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,110
Hey, have you
766
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,110
seen April around?
767
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:38,680
She usually comes by
768
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:38,680
at the end of the day.
769
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,960
You might want to
770
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,960
check her house.
771
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,960
She quit on me.
772
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,460
What? Why?
773
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,930
She screwed up
774
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,930
my entire life today.
775
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:49,170
That was one mistake.
776
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:49,170
She's perfect for you.
777
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,760
Come on, there's no
778
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,760
one in the world
779
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,970
who's gonna do a better
780
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,970
job for you than April.
781
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,200
Either you hire
782
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,200
her back or I quit.
783
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,710
You don't work for me.
784
00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:00,540
And I never will, sir.
785
00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:00,540
Good day.
786
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,990
So what'd you guys
787
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,990
talk about at dinner?
788
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,990
Huh? Was it fun?
789
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,220
Any big decisions
790
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,220
arrived at?
791
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,560
It was fine.
792
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:13,820
Do you need a ride home?
793
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,390
No, Tom's gonna take me.
794
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,390
You guys go on ahead.
795
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,160
I'm glad you're okay.
796
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,160
Call me tomorrow?
797
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,890
Bye, Leslie.
798
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:27,600
Well, hello there.
799
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:27,600
You must be Ron Swanson.
800
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,370
Well, welcome to
801
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,370
Casa Ludgate!
802
00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:31,210
Hello, Mr. Ludgate.
803
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,540
Call me Larry.
804
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,540
Larry, who is it?
805
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:35,140
It's Zuzu's boss.
806
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,520
Oh, Ron. Rita Ludgate.
807
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,820
Oh, you have no idea how
808
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,820
nice it is to meet you.
809
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,790
Come in, for gosh sake.
810
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,860
What can I get
811
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,860
you to drink? Ooh.
812
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:49,490
Could you take your
813
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:49,490
shoes off, please?
814
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:49,490
Thank you so much.
815
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,030
Nothing to drink, thanks.
816
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,190
Oh, okay.
817
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:54,530
Is April around?
818
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,540
Zuzu, you have a guest.
819
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,610
I'll fetch her.
820
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,610
She's probably on
821
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,610
the Internet again!
822
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,340
I'll come with you.
823
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,340
Okay. Okay.
824
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,180
You make yourself
825
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,180
at home, Mr. Swanson.
826
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,840
Thank you.
827
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,650
You must be April's sister.
828
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:14,620
I'm Ron.
829
00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,320
Nice to meet you.
830
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:24,590
No offense, but I think
831
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:24,590
the normal grieving time
832
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,100
for gazebo destruction
833
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,100
has passed.
834
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:31,600
Yeah, well,
835
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:31,600
maybe that's not entirely
836
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:31,600
what I'm upset about.
837
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,130
Mark and Ann are
838
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,130
gonna get married.
839
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,010
Really?
840
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,710
Why does that bother you?
841
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,710
I should be
842
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,710
the one that's upset.
843
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,510
It was supposed
844
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,510
to be me and Ann.
845
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,980
Or me and Jessica.
846
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,610
Or Ann and Jessica
847
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,610
with me watching.
848
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:51,420
Every time
849
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:51,420
a couple gets married,
850
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:51,420
two single people die.
851
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,260
I'm about to lose
852
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,260
two good friends.
853
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:55,760
Come on.
854
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,160
They drove over here
855
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,160
and cut you down from a gate.
856
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,390
I really don't think
857
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,390
you have to worry about them
858
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,100
abandoning you
859
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,100
once they get married.
860
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:04,470
Yeah, yeah,
861
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:04,470
I know that.
862
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:05,940
In my brain.
863
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,070
Can we go?
864
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,470
Yeah. Let's go.
865
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,470
I just need to...
866
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,100
Come on. No!
867
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,100
...do one more thing.
868
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:12,510
No, no, no!
869
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:19,920
Loving smiles
870
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:19,920
and smiling tears
871
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:24,960
The midnight of
872
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:24,960
my heart is you
873
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,320
Okay, I'm sorry, everyone.
874
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,320
Excuse me.
875
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,990
Excuse me,
876
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,990
but I need to
877
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,990
say something.
878
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,230
Is that Gate Lady?
879
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,030
I know you're
880
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,030
probably thinking,
881
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,570
"There's that crazy gate lady
882
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,570
from outside back again."
883
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,330
And to some extent,
884
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,330
you're right.
885
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,330
I am the gate lady.
886
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:42,380
But the only thing
887
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:42,380
I'm crazy about is
888
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:42,380
leaving the past behind.
889
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,850
So, I would like
890
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,850
to apologize
891
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,850
and raise a glass
892
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:51,680
to change and forgiveness
893
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:51,680
and the future
894
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:51,680
and Ann and Mark,
895
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,450
and happiness and
896
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,450
Nick Newport Sr.
897
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:58,190
May all your future gazebos
898
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:58,190
live long and prosper.
899
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,960
Please leave!
900
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,960
Is it weird if I ask
901
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,960
to take a piece
902
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,960
of cake with me?
903
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:04,500
I won't.
904
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:04,500
Go.
905
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,490
Why are you here?
906
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,000
Come back to work.
907
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,830
No.
908
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:13,470
Come back.
909
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,230
I want you to come back.
910
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,070
Well, I don't want
911
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,070
to come back.
912
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,780
The end.
913
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,750
I was talking to
914
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,750
Andy about you,
915
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,620
and he made me realize
916
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,620
that I need you back at work.
917
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:26,750
What did he say?
918
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:27,850
Don't recall.
919
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,250
Fine, I'll come back.
920
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,920
Good.
921
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,130
Okay, I'm leaving.
922
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,390
Bye, Zuzu.
923
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,930
Bye, Duke Silvers.
924
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,000
My mom has all your albums.
925
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,000
I recognized you
926
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,000
the day we met.
927
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,200
Have you told anyone?
928
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,270
No.
929
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,410
Good girl.
930
00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:58,980
Well, excuse me.
931
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,920
I had a meeting with
932
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,920
Ron Swanson yesterday,
933
00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,390
but had a little
934
00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,390
car trouble.
935
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,550
Sorry, he's busy right now.
936
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,790
Well, can I
937
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,790
reschedule?
938
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,230
Sure. Hmm.
939
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,160
How about June 50th?
940
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,330
Sorry?
941
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,330
Do you think you
942
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,330
could come back today
943
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,600
at 2:65? He's available then.
944
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:17,470
What is going on?
945
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:20,300
Looks like the only
946
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:20,300
other day he has open is
947
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:20,300
Marchtember One-Teenth.
948
00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:22,140
Does that work, sir?
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