All language subtitles for Mad MISSION 2

Yeah, what is it?Nah, nobody's here.

Take this, you.

Pitch it in there, kid.

Come on.

Huh

Discussions today at the United Nations

were centered upon world peace. After a

long and difficult session, on which

several countries abstained, no

conclusions were reached. On the local

front, the opening of Macau's first

atomic plant has been delayed.

I don't know. Must be around here

somewhere.

See

you. Bye, bye.

Uh-huhI'll call you back. I'm

Harry. Yes, you are. Um, I was

told you would be here around 6:00.

They're still in conference. Will you be

seated?Thanks. I prefer to stand. Is it

all right?Oh, why, of course it is. You

go ahead and sit down. In this bureau,

I only ask that you believe in one thing,

and that one thing is me. With this,

I made my friend Nixon a world-famous

superstar. And what about the Watergate

scam?What made his book a bestseller?The

job we're handling now is one of the

toughest we've ever had. And the man

we're bringing in for it is one of the

few that can handle it. Well,

you need someone who can think dirty and

fight dirty. Oh, boy. He's beyond

dirty. He's filthy. Who?On his

passport, his name is Harry. Those in the

know call him Filthy Harry. Filthy

Harry!

Have we met somewhere before?Yeah,

in hell.

Open it. There's a lot of people after

those diamonds, filthy, but they're ours

and we want them back. We're sending you

to Hong Kong. That man's head of one of

the local gangs. Watch out for us. The

other two are the ones you're interested

in. Afterwards, they may have to be

eliminated. Why?Because they

double-crossed. And we don't like them.

I didn't ask you. Get

lost. Yeah, Dennis, you heard him.

Get lost.

Get rid of him. I don't like him.

Neither do I.

Well, OK. What's OK?Did you

get rid of him?Nah, he ran too fast.

Open the door. They're after me.

Oh, I didn't come. That's your pub's

willing to. No point.

Hey, look behind you.

That's a sure side of that upbringing.

Bad, bad, bad. I

mean, that's it. There's just you four

guys.

Aye, Sir. Yes, Sir. No, Sir. Three

bags full, Sir. I made

a jump, Sir.

What are you doing?I'm

nearsighted. I just wanted to see what

you look like. Where are they?The bad

guys?Where are they?Well, where'd they go?

They went that way. Oh, come here.

Go ahead and look.

Sam is my name. What's yours?

It's Juliet. Get closer and you can see

me better. Oh. It's late. I got to go.

So sooner. We've tied this. Have a say.

Better safe than sorry. A man and a woman

alone together can easily do things which

are immoral. Oh, I wouldn't do that.

Well, I would. Oh, no. Got to

call the bank and make a withdrawal.

What'll I do if I run into those guys?

I'll go with you. Don't worry. No one

will lay a hand on you. I'll change my

clothes. I'll only be a second.

Thank you.

Shall we?Shall

we?Wait, I want to get you a present.

Already. It's a jeward of them. Comehere.

Lovely, isn't it?

I'll wrap it up.

And it's all right. Fine.

What's the matter?I'm a little scared.

There's nothing to be scared of. Anybody

gives you any trouble, I'll take care of

them.

Wow, that's great. You like it?

Read this. This

is a bank robbery.

Hi.

Give her the money. What are you waiting

for?We haven't got all day.

Nothing to worry about.

Hurry. His finger gets itchy when he

isn't a bed.

There is no more. It'll do. Bye. Bye. Did

it go OK?Yes, it did. Good.

Hey, sounds like a robbery. Oh, yeah.

Guess who did it?He did it. The man's a

white cockHe's got to go. Watch out. All

right, don't move or I'll let you have

it. Don't move. Give me your gun. That's

frozen. All right, get it here. Get me

swappers.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye-bye. So take care. Hey,

there he goes. Stop

that. He just robbed me. Who?

That guy right over there. Don't just

stand there. Move, move.

Stop that, man. Don't

put your feet at me.

All right, you hold it

right there.

Didn't see a thing.

That's the guy. That's him. After him,

I'm not going away. Wait, waitI can be

over here. Go ahead and move upstairs.

Come here. Here we go.

Sorry, don't mind me. Go right

ahead. Break the lowdown.

Hold it up now.

You've ruined everything. I was trying to

kill myself. I jumped from all the way up

behind you. You put your truck in the way

and wounded it. Not only that, but to

ruin my new suit. Yes, Sir. Try it again.

Yes, Sir. Truck out of the way. I cancel

everything. Yes, Sir. Yes, Sir.

We are gathered here today to bring these

two young people together in holywedlock.

Please, let us continue.

It

is fortuitous indeed and a blessing

to find that someone who will take your

hand and walk with you forever down

the path of life. Oh, what a load of

horse manure. In hell, huhAlbert.

The preacher's talking. Okay, go right

ahead. Albert, do you take this woman

to be your wife through sickness and

through health?Huh

Well, Albert, do you?Hold on a second,

kid. So what do you want for me?I want to

know if you're going to help me or not.

Albert, will you or won't you take her?

No, it's out of the question. What did

you say?I was answering his question. We

did it. The one who's the best man.

You're running the 7th. What?

It was he and this girl, Sir. We chased

him right into this church. Bye.

Stop that man. Don't let him get away. Uh,

after you, my love.

Isn't it funny how Sam manages to get

himself into so much trouble?

Well, what do you want?Oh, don't be

sore. This is our wedding night. Wedding

night, shmedding night. How do you know

we're married?You didn't even listen when

the preacher was talking. I felt like

walking out then. For all you know,

you're married to your friend Sam. That's

funny. Sam is in trouble.

You know, he's like a brother to me. Does

that mean he's more important to you than

I am?No, of course not. But a brother is

a brother. And what's a wife?She's like a

good chicken soup. What do you mean by

that?Haven't you ever heard that?Why,

it's as old as the mountains. A wife is

like a good chicken soup because she

cures what ails you. And when you come

home at night and crawl under the covers

and turn out the light, you know she's

right there on me. You just made that up.

Sam did. I didn't. I'm your wife, not

chicken soup. I'll go take a shower.

How dare he?I've got news for

you, huhRuin our wedding night. If he

shows up here, I'll shoot a hole through

his head.

I'll shoot him on sight.

Singing rain, just

singing rain. What a glorious feeling

I... Said if you were

to show up here, she was going to shoot

you on sight. What did I do?I told her

the chicken soup story.

What a glorious day. What are you

doing?I'm taking a shower. With your

clothes on?Well, naturally, that's the

easiest way of getting them clean. I'm

going. What's that in your hand?

Oh, when the holes get clogged, it

unclogs them. I see. You get out, I feel

embarrassed. Go get out.

That'll take care of her for a while, but

you better get yourself dressed and get

out of here. What song was I singing?

White Crisp. That wasn't it. Singing in

the rain. Singing in the rain. Just

sing. What are you doing now?I'm combing

my hair. What does it look like?I've lost

so much lately. Well, let's go.

All right.

Hey, come out of that room. Well, look

who's here. Stop that.

I demand satisfaction, Sir. You were

alone with my wife in the bathroom too

long for just idle conversation. You know

better than that.

I trust no man who wears a skirt.

You've got the edge, and that's the way I

like it. Cut it out, Cody. Nothing

happened between he and I. Well, there

was certainly a lot of giggling going on.

It makes a man wonder about his recent

marriage. I mean, my best friend comes to

us for help. And do you want to help him?

No. You want to shoot him until you are

locked up with him in the other room. The

bathroom. Was it

something I said?How could you ever think

such a thing?Will you help, Sam?

After

we

have a talk with Big Wang, alias the

Squealy, we'll know who set Sam up and

why. How do you know Big Wang will be

here?Because he comes here every night,

that's why. Too many cars. How are we

going to find them?That's easy. All I

have to do is shout and Big Wang will

start running. Big Wang!

What's going on?What's going on?

Stop my

water! I want info. Of course, certainly.

Cody Jack. Leave

squeaking to

Sam. I'm too

busy right now. What?I was

kidding. Can't you take a joke?If

you want Sam to ask him, Sam will ask

him. Hey.

The robbery. Who masterminded it?Who

are you?The jerk who was set

up. Okay. Seeing you're being honest with

me, I'll be honest with you. It's a brand

new setup. Fast-growing, well-organized,

with international contacts, and headed

by a local bozo and his girl. Their names

are Bozo and Juliet. Where do I find them?

Oh, that plan won't work. It was your

idea. You got a better one?Yeah, what we

got to do is attack them from both sides,

front and rear. I'll take the front door.

At the exact right moment, you'll break

through the window at the rear. The front

of your attention. It is then that I go

into action. Bursting through the front

door with my evolver at the ready, we'll

nab the entire gang caught like rats in a

trap. Brilliant. Now let's

synchronize our watches. You got 5

minutes to get in that window. You mean

this is for real?Sure. OK.

There.

First floor, second, third

floor, 4th.

Now,

all right, freeze.

You two are regular Bonnie and Clyde. Oh,

no. But 60 years ago, you could have

acted those roles very nicely. Then what

are you doing on the 5th floor?Your

information is incorrect, sir. It's the

sixth floor. Then what happened to the

fifth floor, huhThat

means I have one more floor to go. I'll

have to chance it. Oh, I'll take that.

Ollie! All right, you crumbs, don't move.

Drop your guidance. Drop 'em.

Where's your boss, Heidi?Tell me,

come out.

Where you been?The rope wasn't long

enough. I ended up on the 6th floor.

Can't you even follow Simp?

Ohh

If you're finished clowning, why don't we

sit down and discuss things?Ah, now

that's a very sensible idea. Why don't we

out?All right. Why did you set me up in

the 1st place?I never did nothing to you.

I wanted to see how good you really were.

You and Cody Jack here have quite a

reputation. Yes, you could very well have

been the one. One did what?The one who

stole a considerable amount of diamonds

from a group of American businessmen, and

they're very anxious to recover them. One

of their agents is on his way here.

Somebody's got their wires crossed. Oh,

that's really a pity. What's a pity?

The Americans think you did it.

So what's this got to do with you?I make

sure the Americans don't hurt you for a

piece of the action. Oh, poppycock, who

has diamonds anyhow?Bozo,

maybe

they're

mistaken. Don't you start?

That's very

nice. Well, how about it?Are we going to

work together?No. Yes. Ah,

yesNow, how bad?

ohh

Wait a minute,

wait

a minute.

On something as important as this, I

always liked my Sherlock pipe.

Quick, get in. They're right behind you.

You die. Hey, wait a minute. How do you

know they're right behind us?There they

are. Hey, they're getting away.

Let's get after them. Stop there. Hey,

you come back here. Where are you going?

I'm gonna get away. Hey.

Excuse me, I have an interesting

question. Your boyfriend seems to be an

out and out crook, whereas you, by your

action of helping us escape, are trying

to do the right thing. Now what I want to

know is why you've had this sudden change

of heart. Will you

sit down?

Sam, you're driving. You better look

where you're going.

The

tree.

Is that all a treat?Come on, get back in

the car. The conversation was just

getting good. Well, come on. This is my

Arco's jewelry store. I promised to stop

in and say hello. It really hasn't been

feeling too well.

Uh, good afternoon. What would you like

to see?I'd like to see the owner. We're

from the police. Certainly he's up in the

office. Is anything wrong?Well, you see,

I know that she likes me now. Oh, yeah.

I think she's pretending to like you when

it's me she's really wild about.

And this is Cody Jack, the famous New

York detective. He'd like to see your

credentials. My what?Your badge.

That's only good in the USA. But this one

here, this one's local. And that's not

all. Here's my gun.

Upstairs. Follow me, please.

You're a moment while I announce you.

Excuse me. Sure, go ahead. It's

best if I visit my uncle alone. Too much

company is bad for his heart. Oh, we

understand. We'll wait. He's

expecting you. Come in. Don't spend all

day in there. Unhand him and go inside.

Get lost. I won't be

alone. I promise.

She kissed me. Did you see that?She

kissed me on the cheek. That's very nice.

But let me tell you something, kid. If

you're not careful, that little girl's

going to set you up again. With kisses

like that, she can do what she likes.

He wants to thank you for bringing me

here. I'd better go in first. I have a

way with jewelers.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Hey, what's that?

Robbery. Let's get out of here. You said

it. What are you doing?

What are you doing?Shh. Nothing happened.

Yeah.

What are you looking at?You

see that?We're police. You said it.

And so are you. You're a guard. And your

job is to guard that room. Let no one

inside. Not even you. Just stand there

and guard that room.

Caught you looking. You're a guard and

you should be guarding. Move. Get

out of here. There she is.

Thanks, suckers. See you around town.

Hey, wait, waitCome back here. Police.

No, they. Let's help. There they are.

After them. Don't let them get away.

Quick. Out of the truck, huhYeah.

Hey, did you see two guys just run past?

Hey, one was bald. Just keep your eyes

closed and your head down and keep your

mouth shut and they'll go right past us.

Oh, what makes you so sure?I've

been chased by cops since I was a little

kid. Put your hands over your head and be

quiet. All

right, let's move it off. Yes, Sir. No

stopping. Can't you read the sign?

Any sign that those two guys were looking

for?No, nothing. Ready?Ready.

I'm Mark. Can you see that?Go.

That's them. That's them. That's them.

What's the matter?I gotta rest. Back in

the truck. Quick.

Trying to catch us now. Bye-bye, boys.

Call me, Jack.

There's no time to rest. Let's go. It's

a dead end. Quick. That way. That way.

Check out that doorway. Watch out on that

doorstep. How about going that way?No,

not that way. You can see it over the

wall. Yeah.

Oh, no. That's just great. What do we do

now?

What do you do?Right. You stand at that

end, I'll jump and hit here and flip you

over. Oh, no you don't. I'm

wise to your tricks. You stand on the

plank and I'll flip you over. That's the

way I want it?Okay, go ahead. You're

a stupid kid. What do you think, I'm a

circus clown?You're the acrobat. You do

the flipping. I'll just jump. Okay, you

ready?I've been ready for half an hour.

Ohh

My turn.

Hey, what do I do now?Now you start

running. That's what you do.

Things get moving.

Simpson. Now. MacDougall. Yes, Sir.

Saxon Mills. Stop that man. I'm about to

jewelry store. Passing through as you

work. Captain MacDougall. Get up. Get up.

like What's going on, man?Richard. You're

just the guy you wanted to see. Yeah?What

can I do for you, old buddy?There's

somebody out there after me. Right here

in the station?We'll call the police.

What do we do now?What's going

on here?The guy robbed

jewelry stores inside. Well, go on inside

and

get

them. The door is locked. All right.

Who's for this guy?

Do I need Ben

Richard?No, stand up.

ohh

Hi. They're

waiting for you, sir. They should have

been there.

Commander, Field Marshal,

Admiral, Flight Commander. Will you

stow that?We know each other. Hurry up.

I want a tea for 10. Yes, sir.

Our dear friends. Have kindly consented

the joint forces with us. I commend them

for this gallant act on behalf of all our

forces. Knock off the compliments.

We're running out of time. Will you get

on with it, Rickshaw?Yes, sir. We're

calling it Operation Underworld,

gentlemen, for it'll be one of the

largest underworld observation jobs our

combined forces have ever undertaken. And

with the infiltration of these two.

Excuse me, Rickshaw, you are a bit slow.

Couldn't you hurry it along a little?Yes,

sir. They shall take their orders

directly from Hot Tongue. Hot Tongue.

One of our outstanding officers. It's

Mrs. Codyjack now. Yes, I know that. I

was at the wedding. I was one of the

ushers. At the right moment, our

infiltrators will capture the Bozo. And

what are those guys going to do?Ohh

They're going to pray for you. There is

no time to pray. Your time's up.

Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.

I guess he was joking, huhLet

me tell you something, kid. The

commander's jokes ain't like our jokes.

The joke is he expects you to go out

there and put your life on the line while

he goes and shoots golf all day. Hey,

there you are. Where you been?Come on,

let's see. So who did you run into?

So that's Cody Jack. That's

simple enough.

Where are the diamonds, Cubo?

Hello. Hi.

No.

We lost him. What do we do?Can't find him

anywhere. Get back in there and tryagain.

Oh, it's you, Carl.

I love car accidents. Get him.

Hey, buddy, you're in trouble.

Look who just walked in.

Thanks.

Tough luck. Happens to the best of us.

Yeah. Fear not. Your worries are over.

I'm here now. And who are you?I'm

the FBI. FBI.

Oh, yes, indeed, sir. In peace and war,

through thick and thin, to defend our

country. Liberty and justice.

In just a few

minutes now, you will hear it go. Beebo,

beebo, beebo, beebo.

Police siren. Oh, you see, I'm going

to get them all today. I have nothing to

worry about. It's they who should be

worried. Not you, Desa.

All

right, you.

Now you set me up for the bank and the

jewelry store. Well, this is where the

tables turn. This is where you'll get

yours. This is where my plan goes into

action. In just a few seconds now, you'll

hear it go beep, beep, beep. What is that?

Beast siren.

Ohh All right, on your

feet. Hands up. Face the wall.

You know the position.

That's the way it goes. Let this be a

lesson to you. Don't ever underestimate

your enemy. Pardon me. Where

is the FBI, gentleman?Oh, he's a close

friend. Right over there.

Just in time, boys. Uh, my new jacket.

Yes, J Edgar, we thought you'd enjoy

wearing it. Not so tight. Not so tight.

Take it easy. You're fooling with the

head of the FBI. You know that. Don't you

like it. Have your both arrested. You're

pushing me. Why are you pushing me?Oh,

it's you. We'll get the dirty rats.

Can we take him along too?No, he's not

one of ours.

Be smart, kid. With us in your corner,

the Americans won't bump you off. And we

split 50-50. Now what's wrong with it?

Why does everyone think that I stole him?

Yeah, well, you know how things are in

this business. One thing leads to another

and you're found out. Found out?Yeah, you

were seen. So can we make a

deal?Well, it's all right with

me, but we'll have to check with my

partner. Why, certainly go right ahead.

Yeah, but he's not here. Oh, yes, he is.

He's right there running. Why don't

you go help

him now?Yeah.

Hey, Bruce, watch out. Hey,

guys, Mr. Bruce, where are you going?My

car?Oh,

pretty Jack. Inside. Quick.

Going my way. Hang on.

You could have killed me. How'd you ever

get a driver's license?I bought it.

Put this thing in reverse and let's get

out of here.

What's this?HuhIt's a gear shift. Here,

give it to me. Now we're stuck

in reverse!

Hey, that's a great side

show.

Hey, we're going ahead. We're going on

the wrong side. That

was great. You like that?Hey, this is a

good way to turn it off. The steering

wheel.

All right, genius, what do we do now?

Pray. Pray. It's your fault. All right,

it's my fault. Get us back together.

Sorry, can't do that. See you around.

ohh

Police department, pull over and stop.

Hey, buddy, this is an emergency. Hang

up. I have to call the police.

Thank you. There's no need. I

already called them. They're on their

way. Oh, yeah. Who are you?

FBI.

We're always on the job in peace and war.

Through thick and thin. Oh, that's quite

a coincidence. You see, Mike is being

held over that warehouse. That warehouse

is being under surveillance. Now we can

frack the guy wide open. My men will be

here any moment. They will attack. I

don't feel worried about anything, then.

No, but they don't. Go, sir. Save your

friend. This is my lucky day.

Yes, sir. I've got the FBI behind me.

We're behind you. And at the right time.

What more could you want?I mean, you're

really the FBI. Sha, sha, sha, sha.

You made a mistake, kid.

You played around with the wrong people,

and they don't like it. It cost them a

lot of money to send them here. And I'd

hate to go back empty-handed, so why

don't you just tell me where it is?Where

what is?That pretty little steel

case with all the diamonds in it. You and

that cop friend of yours got it hidden

somewhere. And I want to know

where. I don't know where. I gave them to

Cody Jack. Where's your bald-headed

partner now?He's right here.

You are surrounded. Completely

surrounded. All the exits are blocked.

There is no way out. You are finished.

Finished. Do you hear?Kaput.

How's that for timing, huhGreat. How many

cups you got out there, huhNone. We don't

need any. I got the FBI outside.

FBI?FBI.

Yeah, that's what the man said. FBI.

Thick and thin. His words exactly. In

peace and war. In peace and in war, yeah.

Liberty and justice. I must have missed

that one. Oh, my. Soon you'll hear

beepoo, beepoo, beepoo, beepoo, beepoo,

beepoo, beepoo, beepoo, beepoo,

beepoo, I don't know where the

FBI, FBI,

FBI.

Hey, come back here. Wait a second. Let

him go, Cody. Why not arrest them?They're

Americans. Oh, this badge is from New

York. I could

have

arrested

them.

One

of

those diamonds, too. He was sent all the

way from New York. Hey, Juliette's got

some diamonds. Might work. That dirty

double-crosser deserves a little lesson

for all the jazz she's done to me, you

know. And I'm going to come up with an

idea to fix her good. And if you fail,

don't worry, you won't fail. I feel a lot

better now that you've explained it.

Oh, I got the idea. Tonight's the

night. I got a date with her. You still

got that little black book of yours?Yeah,

but I don't use it anymore. I'm married,

remember?I want a fiancee for tonight.

What do you want to do, make Julia

jealous?Right. That's exactly what I'm

going to do. I'm going to get my revenge

tonight. If you want to see a girl

suffer, see her tear her heart out, see

her sorrow and pine for me, come tonight.

You want to see a girl being deserted?See

her tremble with remorse?Come tonight.

You want to see a girl crying her eyes

out for the guy who just left her?You

just come tonight. Watch out

that that pretty girl doesn't go and fool

you and set you up again. You just get

one of the girls out of your black book.

And remember, Cody, she has to act like

my fiance. That Juliet's gonna be

so jealous. Where'll I meet you?

The Heartbreak Cafe.

You play your part well, and I'll

introduce you to some friends of mine in

Hollywood. All right. You're not like the

rest of the girls. You're more dignified.

Quick, come on.

Bark it over. Rich darling.

Here you are, my little chickadee. Thank

you. Half now and the rest when you get

fitted, huhOoh, wow. Hot Tongue, this is

Big Wang. Honey, have I got some bad news

for you. Now, get this. Covey Jack's is

with this great-looking chicken they're

carrying on a storm. HuhYou slug?

Where is he?Sweetie's right here in front

of me at the Heartbreak Cafe.

Hello?Hello

Let's go. Hold it. Your makeup isn't

right. That could ruin everything. We'll

go

fix it,

huh

Ah

It's amazing how we got to love each

other. Now I get jealous when you even

look at another girl. Yeah, but you were

going with Bozo. Don't forget, now things

are different. They certainly are.

You know, if you were to put me

to a test, like go out with another girl,

I don't think I could tolerate that

situation. It would be the end of us.

The end. I don't want it to be the end.

Why are you getting so excited?I was only

supposing you're thinking about going out

with another girl and making. No, I never

do that. Hey, hey, heyHere comes the

action. Hello. Hello

What a coincidence. Sit down, baby. Go

ahead. Oh, she's really going

to get it now. Oh, I won't say anything.

Let me introduce you. The young lady with

Sam is Juliet. Now this. What's the

matter with you?Are you crazy?Now this.

I'm not hungry. I'll eat when this is

over. Now, as I was saying, this is. What

do you tell me?OK, I know you must

action. As I was saying, this.

This is not my idea of having fun.

We're finished. Hey, I'll be right back.

Wait a second, huhWhat do you want?I'm

sorry. But I really love her and I don't

want to hurt her. Just pretend the girl

is with you. Come on, you got to help me

out. You ought to try it. It's good for

your complexion. Why

don't you sit over on that side?

Were you talking about us?

Uh, you were going to introduce her.

This is Nancy. She's my date. Hey,

say hello. HelloHe's my date.

Oh, really?That's very interesting. Yeah,

isn't it?We've been going together now

for about 15 years. She's the only one I

care about, huhOh, what about hot tongue?

Hot tongue?Oh, forget it. No comparison.

Oh, there you are. Where

is that worm?Inside.

We agreed on it even before we were

married. I think it's a great idea.

Everybody's marriage should be like ours.

She can go out with whomever she wants,

and I can go out with whomever I want. A

good way to stay young. It was her idea.

I fought her. But Yum Yum just wanted us

to fool around a little.

Fool around, fool around. Fool,

fool, fool around.

Doc, will he be all right?I'm puzzled why

he took borscht through his nose. His

sinus cavities are loaded with it.

Oh, what does that

mean?Present. He's very weak. You can see

by his heartbeat. If there's no change

within 24 hours, I'm afraid Mr. Cody will

be the first man in history to have

drowned in soup. I have other patients.

Excuse me, please,

Ali. Does his wife know how bad he is?No.

Her tongue thinks he's been fooling

around. I told you the whole story. Say

that again. Her tongue thinks he's been

fooling around. That's strange.

What is?His heartbeat quickens when you

say her tongue. You're right. It does.

Her tongue. Her tongue. Her tongue. Her

tongue. Her tongue. She's coming. Her

tongue. Her tongue. Her tongue. Her

tongue. Her tongue. Her tongue.

Forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me.

Forgive me. Hey, Cody Jack. Forgive me.

You feel all right?I'm perfectly all

right. I'm ready to dance.

He's really quite a nice guy. We already

have a table. He's not too tall. He's got

no hair, but he's a lot of fun. I'm sure

you two will get along just fine.

What is he doing here?What is she doing

here?It's Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day. Would you like to

order now?Two Valentine dinners?Oh,

nothing sweet and sentimental for me. As

long as I have to face that this evening,

bring me something hot. Don Juan's

special. Yeah, Don Juan sounds just hunky

Dory. Did you want soup to go with that?

No. No soup for me. Well, you can bring

me a large one. And I want it hot. Good

and hot. Yeah. Why?So you'll feel it when

I stick your head in it. Oh, it's a good

thing I married you. Nobody else would

have. That's what you think. I had men

chasing me all over. Why?I was the cutest

girl in school. And right now I'm the

cutest couple. And if I hadn't married

you, you'd be the cutest spinster. Oh, I

would. Would I?Come on. Stop calling you

two, will you?Did you hear what he said?

The big Lothario. Why, that's a laugh.

If I had married a, who would have?Oh,

she doesn't realize how charming a man I

am. Girls go absolutely crazy over a man

with my features.

Hmm

Yeah, I saw the kind of girl you pick up.

That kind will go out with anyone. You

think it's easy to pick up a day?Well, go

ahead and try it. Go ahead. All right.

You just watch this girl when she goes

into action. I'll have so many guys

around me in a few minutes, you won't be

able to count them. Oh, yeah?Well, it

ain't that easy.

Any of you boys want to dance with little

old me, huh

What are you doing, hot tongue?Cover that

leg up. That leg is a lethal weapon. You

could get arrested for using it. Come on.

Hey, fella, why don't you get lost?

Sam, cut me out tonight. I got

better things to do. All right, Sam. How

do you want it, kid?One at a time or all

together?Don't make no difference to me,

but it could save a lot of time. Oh,

forget it, Cody. Let's go. Hey, where you

going?You're dancing with me. She

wouldn't dance with you if you were the

last guy on earth. Now, shall we step

outside?

You do care.

It was a girl. Are you all right, boss?

Cody, Jack, what are you doing?He threw a

Sunday punch at me. OK, but you be

careful.

All right, guys. Now we're all here to

enjoy ourselves, right?

Sam, are you all right?You know that guy

over there?He kicked me. But don't worry.

I won't fight. That's the way to act.

You hit him. Go on now.

Why

are they hitting Sam?Go ahead

and

help him. I love him. I don't get girls.

Go away.

In your case, I'll make an exception. How

dare you do that for my husband?

Here,

take mine. Thank

you. Oh, no, you. Don't worry, dear. I

want her all to myself.

Hey, let me see that. You're hurt. I'll

make it work. There. Is that any better?

Hey, what?It sure is. Wait, wait, just

like magic. Oh, Juliet. How can I just

thank you for what you've done?You've

given me new strength. Let's

get it on.

Get

me. HuhJust sticks of wool?

Try

it again.

Sorry. Life isn't usually this good. Just

a second. Don't go away.

I couldn't help it, he doesn't.

Shall we go?Okay.

We've got work to do, do you?

We're following your every movement, KO1.

You should be approaching your targetnow.

All right, we're ready.

Right on time, too. Are those the

diamonds?No, but he'll think they are.

Coming in with us is a good idea. That's

what we thought. Gives us a backup. Now

we got two ways of getting killed. One is

with you and the other is with the

American. How could anyone resist a deal

like that?We must be really fortunate.

He'll pay you and you pay us. If we

hadn't stepped in, you would have killed

you. Funny, I so's my insurance.

Put the clocks on them.

These two bombs are rather special.

When you bring back my cut, I'll take

them off. Don't worry, I can unhook them.

I'm the only man on earth that can do

that. There are 21 wires connected

in there, and

if any of them are tampered with, the

bomb will go off. You

have 4 hours. Enough. That's more than

enough. We can do it in three. Oh.

Three hours is what you've got. Here.

Getting back. They're

getting ready to move. Shall we follow

them?Yes, follow them. Stay close.

Seems we picked up a tail. You

boys wouldn't be his. Never seen them

before. Never seen them before. What are

you talking about?That's Bill Haley. Oh,

turn left.

They turned left on Sesame. You stay

right there. Charlie Bright, take over.

Another one. Somebody's awfully

interested in you guys. Just some

friends. In case something goes wrong,

we've got a little help we know we can

count on. Nothing to worry about on my

honor.

Hey, wait a minute. Quit messing

around.

Turn right.

All right, we'll change cars now.

The car drove inside of a van. OK, stay

with it, Charlie.

The truck has stopped by the side of the

river. Go on over there and take a look

inside. Right on my way.

Let's move on. We're on the other side of

the river in a BMW. What are you waiting

for?Go after them. Take over. I'll be at

the Black Beanby. They got to show up

there sooner or later.

I must have fainted. How about you?We

were drugged. Where are we?Get out.

Sorry I had to drug you, but your friends

weren't included in it. How'd you get

away from him?Quiet.

He's waiting for you out there. It's like

a castle underwater. You got 2 1/2 hours

left before your clocks blow up. Get the

champagne ready.

Easiest money I ever earned.

Hey, where you going?Over here. How'd you

get here so fast?Walk underneath.

Straight over. Come on, let's go.

Welcome, gentlemen. I've been waiting for

you. For a guy who's been here a short

time, this is a very elaborate setup. And

let me warn you, we've been wired. In

less than 2 1/2 hours, we blow up, and

the diamonds blow up with us. Are those

the diamonds you got with you?Of course

those diamonds. What do you think?I was

just asking. You wouldn't lie that way.

Of course we wouldn't want to. Shut your

big mouth. I don't like being

double-crossed.

Wait.

All right, Jerry, let's get this show on

the road.

Wow. What do you call that thing?My magic

box, Cody. Oh.

Don't block my sight.

He's scared. Who, the big guy?Nah, the

one you're controlling. Watch what you're

saying. He's sensitive.

What's that?Those are my tiger rockets.

They have all the features of any

full-sized rocket. Does that mean it

works?Never tried it. Get

the deck.

You shoot an ollie. Fire. Go down the

other way. Get out of there. Like this.

There you go.

What are you doing?You're not scared?No,

I always crawl around like this. Oh,

watch this.

Uh-oh. It's nothing but a junk pile. Junk

pile?That's what you think. Out of those

charred ruins will come a mighty army.

Just wait and see. You just don't have

faith in me. These are my army of

samurai. Huh

Move out smartly, men.

Here goes escape chutes.

Geez, even gun horsemen. That's right,

Cody. And golden rocket

launchers. Hey, watch it. Up,

up. Attaboy. Give him a hand,

Fatty.

Wake up, yo ho. It's time to go to work.

Here, hold on a second. Give

me that air attack, air attack.

Spider crab, give them a hand.

No, wait. I salute you, my dear departed

friend. Hey, if we don't get these bombs

off us, we'll be...

Nobody here. Where are they?

Help. Help me. Get me down from here. I

can hear him, but there he is. Hey, Bozo,

what are you doing up there?Come on down,

please. You're the only one who can

defuse the bomb. I can't do it, boys. I'd

love to. Only I can get down.

Let's get out of here. All we need is a

bomb squad. Hot Tongue will get them for

us.

They got us cut off that way. Swing a

right. Well, swing it.

I'll get her. Hello.

Jump.

Give me that. I'll drive.

Get on. Well, get on. Will

you get on already?I made a charge.

I

thought you knew how to ride one of these

things. Here he comes again. Let's get

out of here.

Isn't that it?Yeah, that's it. Well,

let's get in there quick. Hang on.

All right, you pull over.

You know, you almost hit me. Get out of

there. Let's see your license.

Hey,

think you can get out of paying a ticket?

Nobody gets away from a motorcycle cop.

How many rockets do you have?Just one.

Get him. Here

he comes. That's right.

Be at the field command center. Be

careful. I will.

No.

Cody, he's still got his on.

What do you think, Sir?I don't know. It's

a special type. It needs an expert.

Cody, honey, I What are you doing here?

Don't you know I've got an explosive.

Come yourself. They're sending an

explosive bird down here. It's too late.

It's

too late. Come here. Sit down.

Nobody

wants me. Go away. Sure they want

you. I want you. Ah

Inspector, where's Cody Jack?Inside that

bomb shell. He's bombed and refused yet.

Well, no, the bomb expert just got here.

Everything is all right now, gentlemen.

Your bomb expert has arrived. FBII

don't care what kind of device it is,

whether it's a time bomb, atom bomb, or

hydrogen. I can disarm any kind.

Wait, the bomb expert's in there.

No, mom, don't go in there.

No, it's him. Isn't that case.

It's gone. The bomb's gone. Where is it?

And dismantle it. Look out.

Are you all right, Sir?Of course. FBI

drew thick and thin in peace and war,

liberty and justice. Inspect. Yes, we're

ready to go. Are you ready, Sir?You are.

Of course. Well, let's go. Go. Bevo,

bevo, bevo, bevo. Conquered your

boyfriend. Friend,

friend, friend. Conquered your

boyfriend.