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(Screams)
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Los! Los!
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Put her with the others.
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(Screams)
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(Crying)
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Please don't kill them
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Was?!
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Who in FUCK said that?!
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Was?!
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It was you.
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(Groaning)
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Don't kill them.
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Well...
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I don't know about you but...
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that sounded rather like...
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an order.
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Come on!
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Put them in the chamber!
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(Door Slams)
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(Chuckles)
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(Machine Whirling Up)
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Oh!
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Watch this!
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It's always my Favourite bit.
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(Maniacal Sniggering)
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(Yelps)
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(Screams)
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Nicole!
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(Screams)
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Nein!
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Nicole!
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Let her go!
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Nicole!
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(Screams)
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(Whimpering)
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(Zombie Snarls)
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Do you still want us not to kill
the children?
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Do something
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they are nearly upon us.
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(Zombie snarls)
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What?!
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Kill me
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Kill me
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Kill me
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(Laughs)
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Ok.
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You two
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with me!
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Men!
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Kill the children.
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You may laugh now
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But there is a man
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A legend
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He will tear you apart from your
anus to your sack
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A man born with balls so big
they thought it was twins
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He's capable of bringing down
your precious Reich with one
smush of his fist.
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The man.
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The legend.
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DICK DYNAMITE.
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Isla flee!
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Raus!
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Fuck off!
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You killed my men!
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Now
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I fuck you!
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Go ahead Americunt!
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Make
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mein tag!
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Tag
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you're it!
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It's excelent weather for dying
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Or not to die
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You...
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you can't do this!
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We're Americans!
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We Americans take no shit!
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and if you think you're gonna
get away with this...
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Guards!
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You're wrong!
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Isla: Shoot this pig shit swine!
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(Maniacal laughter)
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Look at them all lined
up like that.
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I guess that's why
they call it...
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death row.
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hahahaaa
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You Germans aren't known
for your sense of humor.
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My jokes however
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are perfectly executed.
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Sorry about what happened to
your boyfriend...
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He had a na(sty headache)
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What's the matter Neilson...
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Your wife not washed your pants
since Manchuria?
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That was a long time ago Dick
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and if it wasn't for me
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you'd still be pig-deep
in ballshit
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from the Kwantung.
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Still beats being a room mate
of baldy here.
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His farts could be bottled and
sold as a weapon to the Nazi's.
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Well it's good to see you've
still got a sense of humor Dick.
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Even the night before
your execution.
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Since when did killing Germans
become a crime?
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That and a fuck tonne
of other shit
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PROCTOR!
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The mutilation
of Joseph Mengele's genitals.
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Three counts of unnecessary and
ultra-violent torture.
In one instance...
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sewing a certain Colonel Wagners
rectum shut...
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and feeding him his own
guard dogs.
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Dick
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we are offering you the deal
of a lifetime.
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We're gonna send you on
a death-defying mission
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that's going to overture your
court martial.
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Needless to say
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this conversation never
happened...
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and if you make it back from
said mission
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Your record will be wiped clean
and there will be no more
catalog of these heinous crimes.
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Isn't that right Dr. Proctor?
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Well I have no recollections
of any such events ever having
taken place.
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(THUD!)
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Personally Dick...
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I'd like to thank you.
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I think your actions are quite
commendable.
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The sheer...
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volume of your fatalities
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it does wonders for our
troops moral.
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If it were up to me
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I'd give you a fucking medal.
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And what if I say no?
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It's a death sentence
either way.
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Oh and uh...
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Dick
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If you get to split Eva Braun
in two...
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Just promise me a sniff
of your fingers.
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What about me?!?
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I landed behind enemy lines
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without a parachute.
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That mother fucker can't
even fight sleep.
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Smell my fingers mother fucker.
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I already fucked Eva Braun.
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EAT SHIT!!!
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Dick Dynamite
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I'm agent Steele.
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Sheesh that's a hell
of a handshake.
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This here
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is officer Wakoffski.
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It's Wakowski.
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If you don't mind gentlemen time
is of the fucking essence.
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Pardon my French.
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Our intelligence team recently
intercepted this film canister.
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Many people died to
bring us this.
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What you're seeing here is
the Nazis top secret blueprints
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for what we are calling -
the Uber Bomber.
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Also known as...
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We believe the Nazis are
constructing the biggest jet
propelled plane
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the world has ever seen.
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Capable of flying long
range distances
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the Uber Bomber can easily make
it to the East Coast
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and is carrying a payload
capable
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of flattening Manhattan.
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Due to an increase in enemy
activity just a few miles
from here
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British intelligence indicates
that the enemy bomber
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is being constructed along
the Austrian/German border
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where we will drop you
and your team.
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Unfortunately we can make our
move until we have solid proof.
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That's why we are sending in you
and your team comprising of...
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First up, the Alabama arsonist -
Napalm Jeff.
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Next up The loud arse
mouth-piece that is Franky
Jenetti, also know as 'Brooklyn.
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son of the notorious prohibition
gangster Vinnie Jenetti
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he picked up his skills with
a Tommy Gun at the age of six
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Ruthlessly mowing down in cold
blood the con artist known as
Garry Crease.
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Then we've got Tam 'The Bam'
Tamson, the mad Scots Brigadier.
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A vile rat of a man who
specializes in torture tactics.
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Although one whiff of his breath
is usually enough to do the job.
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Next up
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Doctor Raymond Kirby
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also known as 'Doc'.
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Doc won a Victoria cross for
stapling Prince Edwards foreskin
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back on during the battle
of Somme.
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Next up...
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Lucas from Tucas.
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Mad as an otter but put a knife
in his hands and he thinks he's
Leonardo Da-fuckin' Vinci.
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and lastly...
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Mother-Fucker.
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Despite having a high IQ of over
165 he possesses two words in
his vocabulary.
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'Mother'...
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and 'fucker'.
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Dick Dynamite... you and your
dirty-half-a-dozen are gonna
escort Wakoffski to the site
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to get concrete evidence
of the bomber and back again
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before you can say Adolf's
your auntie.
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At oh-eight hundred hours, we're
going to drop you sausage-side
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where you are to liase with
British agent
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and defer all command to him.
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The project is being overseen by
a one 'Maximillion Stacker'
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When it comes to unusurped
violence -
he is Hitlers right hand man
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almost acting like his own
personal Rottweiler.
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That was the good news...
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NOW
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Listen up for the bad news
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Get this
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we believe that tomorrow...
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is gonna be dick-day
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If you don't already know
there is a rogue group
of German snipers
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already operating in that area
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referring to themselves
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as 'The Black Wolf'.
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These sick bastards collect body
parts as trophies
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and swap cigarettes as part
of the sick competition.
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Every day of the week...
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they target a different limb
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Last time
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we had over 16 casualties
in the area
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All of them died as a result
of their pain inflicted penises.
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What a way to go.
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The group are lead by the most
dangerous sniper in Europe -
known as 'Mutti'.
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During a stand off with one
of our top commandos
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he managed a one in
a million shot
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straight through
the snipers barrel
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exploding the snipers round
burning off his flesh.
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ladies & gentlemen, that
concludes our mission briefing.
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Now let's start a war!
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In English please?
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Aufweidersen pet.
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Step right up, step right up
ladies and genitals
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and place your fucking
bets right here!
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You fuckin' ugly mooleys.
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Can I owe you 30 bucks?'
Brooklyn?
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Make it sixty with a signed
naked picture of Rita Hayworth
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and you got yourself
a fuckin deal, Fucko.
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(Hustling crowd chatter)
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Every fucking time!
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Up next, what we got,
is this fine specimen of a man.
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This is Jimmy Johnson.
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Come on!
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Get in close with the right!
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Ok in his spare time Jimmy here
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He likes to milk cows.
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And the horses
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(Laughter)
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Sick fuckin' bastard.
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He's an animal lover what
can I say!?
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Jimmy Johnson everybody!
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(Crowd Cheering)
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I'll kick his fucking ass if
you can't do it.
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Get that Nazi scum bastard.
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Come on! Get his ass! Come on!
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Yes!
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Get this mother fucker!
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(Crowd booing)
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I hate fucking Nazis!
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Whats up Doc?
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Me Dick...
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been up for four days straight
on some Nazi crank we pulled off
some dead soldiers
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shits getting a little weird.
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Whats the sit rep down here?
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Well Brookylns got dollar
eyes for signs
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he's found some Aryan-Ape that
ain't gonna do down easy.
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We'll see about that.
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Nobody fucks with Dick Dynamite.
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Quit your fuckin' hollering.
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Up next,
the next fighter to enter
the....
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oh shit.
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Fuck him up let's go let's
go let's go!
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Pound his fuckin' ass!
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Yeah!
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Stick your dick in his
fuckin' ass!
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Rip his face off!
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Smash that fuckin' Nazi cunt!
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You mother fucker!
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You cock sucker!
269
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,816
My mother hits harder than that!
270
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:52,614
(Crowd Boos)
271
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,329
C'mon bitch.
272
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,163
Please.
273
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,934
(Crowd cheering)
274
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:22,769
Ok
275
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:23,353
Ok
276
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,730
for fuck sake.
277
00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:27,900
Fuck you!
278
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:28,901
Alright
279
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,652
just one fucking minute.
280
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,821
I knew you were gonna
fucking win
281
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:33,572
I fucking knew it!
282
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,532
Gear up,
we move out at oh six hundred.
283
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:36,909
Fuck!
284
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:39,077
Fuck you!
285
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,454
That will be five bucks
286
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,664
for a picture of my Mumma.
287
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,209
Go fuck yourself!
288
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,585
Go fuck yourself!
289
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,255
(Siren)
290
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,734
(indistinct chatter
and hilarity)
291
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,865
(indistinct radio chatter)
292
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,830
(indistinct chatter)
293
00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,616
That's right Doc!
294
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,119
you find me one of those
aryan dames...
295
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,621
I'm gonna spray ya with so
many bullet holes
296
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:05,664
and FUCK EM!
297
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,126
and my man juice comes flying
out them bullet holes.
298
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,419
Never mind bullet holes
299
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,380
your dick ain't big enough to
fuck her ear holes.
300
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,132
(Everyone laughs)
301
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,092
Oh you laugh now
302
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,343
wait till later
303
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,470
all you mother fuckers be sayin
304
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:21,805
"Oh Lucus from Tucus
305
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,557
let me get some of that action
306
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,933
we want them bullet holes too!".
307
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,226
(Laughter)
308
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,187
Don't you worry Wakoffski
309
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,314
we'll be finished with her
real quick.
310
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:31,398
and then
311
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,441
you'll be able to
312
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:32,858
(POP)
313
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:33,984
pop that cherry of yours
314
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,111
while she's still nice and
fuckin warm.
315
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:41,742
That's
316
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,369
mighty fine of you fellas to
offer, but...
317
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:46,163
no thank you
318
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,291
I will... not be partaking in
any such activities.
319
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,210
THE FUCK YOU SAY FOUR EYES?
320
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,462
sayin' our sloppy seconds ain't
good enough for you?
321
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,796
That's right book worm
322
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,299
you'll fuck a guard dog if
we tell you.
323
00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,260
Even if it means pushing your
pimply little white ass.
324
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,094
Ladies!
325
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,679
knock off this macho bullshit!
326
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:03,722
and prepare for jump!
327
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,141
For your information
328
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,560
I popped my cherry back in
sophomore.
329
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:23,659
MAYDAY!
330
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:24,076
MAYDAY!
331
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,410
Shitbird Express going down
332
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:25,994
repeat
333
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,120
going down.
334
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,541
Brace for impact,
we're going to crash land!
335
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:42,636
Doc!
336
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:43,846
Give me a head count...
337
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:44,805
NOW!
338
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,015
I think he's a goner.
339
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:12,935
TAM!
340
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:13,894
TAM!
341
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,084
He's done for Dick
342
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:38,585
we need to lickity
split the sack
343
00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:39,294
NOW!
344
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:40,754
We'll have to make a run for it.
345
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,464
Fucker.
346
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:43,048
Come on
347
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:43,841
let's go!
348
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,057
Hault!
349
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:04,778
So...
350
00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:07,239
the Schotlander has been shot.
351
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:08,532
Tell me!
352
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,952
Is it true what they say about
you people?
353
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,082
You know!
354
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,042
That you don't wear any...
355
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,420
unterhosen.
356
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:26,925
This is something which has
fascinated me for years.
357
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,981
SCHEISS GRANATE!
358
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,786
I thought the other guy was
Dick Dynamite haha.
359
00:24:57,956 --> 00:24:58,624
(Explosion)
360
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:45,999
Tell me the good news
Herr Sturmitz.
361
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,836
There will not be one brain left
in Europe to work for us.
362
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:51,880
In order to have the island
fully operational within
the week
363
00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:55,425
We have had to draught in
the help of a certain
Mikhail Leznik.
364
00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:59,471
What have I told you about
working with Russian defectors?
365
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,557
The smell is unbearable.
366
00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:06,728
I can smell the rotten
potato from here.
367
00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:08,522
BUT SIR!
368
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,444
Who is this Fotze.
369
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:18,282
Colonel Shtacker this is
Professor Mikhail Leznik.
370
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,617
I am the genius behind
371
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:23,871
the vile and cruel experiments
372
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:28,208
that will cause even your fecal
matter to curdle.
373
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,919
I'm shitzen in my hosen...
374
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:32,588
Mikhail.
375
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:39,219
Even though the Russian
technology is superior to
the German war machine.
376
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:47,477
Together we can make positive,
for bringing death to the U.S
of America, a reality.
377
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:52,733
For someone who proclaims to
have such superiority in
the field of technology
378
00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:57,571
I wonder why you people simply
over look personal hygiene.
379
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,323
And your breath...
380
00:28:59,489 --> 00:28:59,865
(Sniffs)
381
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:01,158
As if you were
382
00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,826
sucking the cock of Stalin
383
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,661
and forgot to brush your teeth.
384
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,123
This I find amusing
385
00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:09,625
Not so much.
386
00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:10,876
REJOICE!
387
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:12,336
and crack out the vodka
388
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:13,003
and say
389
00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:14,379
dosvidaniya!
390
00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:16,089
You're mistaken
391
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,842
dosvidaniya means goodbye.
392
00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,469
In Deutschland we say
393
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:22,179
auf wiedersehen.
394
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:25,849
Now...
395
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,184
Now this...
396
00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:29,645
I find very amusing.
397
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:31,396
(Chuckles)
398
00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:35,609
(Maniacal laughter)
399
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:40,531
Find me a reliable scientist
400
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:43,450
it is not exactly rocket
surgery.
401
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:47,347
(Sneezes)
402
00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,058
YOU KEEP THAT SHIT UP GOOSIN US
403
00:30:50,142 --> 00:30:51,727
I'LL THROW IN THE FRONT
LINE SCREAMIN
404
00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:52,186
JUDEN!
405
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:52,728
JUDEN!
406
00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:53,270
JUDEN!
407
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:54,479
FUCKIN ASS WIPE!
408
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:55,606
Uh jeez
409
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:56,064
I...
410
00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:56,940
I'm so sorry..
411
00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:57,191
it's...
412
00:30:57,274 --> 00:30:57,941
it's my allergies
413
00:30:58,025 --> 00:30:58,525
I...
414
00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:00,986
I really gotta watch my hygiene.
415
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:03,780
What you know about hygiene?
416
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:04,990
Tell me this
417
00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:06,450
How come
418
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:07,910
the more you wash the tip
of your dick
419
00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:09,119
The worst it smells
420
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,246
You tell me that
Mr Smarty Pants.
421
00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:14,374
The more you wash the tip
of your dick the worse it
smells?...
422
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:15,334
what?
423
00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:18,837
See you don't know shit
for brains.
424
00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,133
Most important mission yet,
they said.
425
00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:25,302
Take some pictures, they said.
426
00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:26,720
Yeah...
427
00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:29,056
escorted by a walking bicep
428
00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:29,681
bunch of
429
00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:30,307
backwards
430
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,141
red neck
431
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,017
Retards!
432
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:48,575
What's going on?
433
00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:55,457
Mother
434
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:56,625
fucker!
435
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:24,444
YOU ASSHOLES!
436
00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:26,405
YOU JUST SHOT A LITTLE GIRL!
437
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,121
Murdering bastards...
438
00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:36,456
She was a defenceless child.
439
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:39,960
I don't know if you noticed from
back fucking there
440
00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:41,003
but up here!
441
00:32:41,086 --> 00:32:42,588
she was like a wild fucking dog
442
00:32:42,671 --> 00:32:44,047
and she needed put down.
443
00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:46,967
What would Cairnie
think now huh?
444
00:32:47,843 --> 00:32:49,011
You want me to take a picture
445
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:49,845
of this?
446
00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:53,473
Barbarians...
447
00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,058
The whole lot of you.
448
00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:57,352
You're just a bunch
of friggin...
449
00:32:57,436 --> 00:32:57,686
(Yelp)
450
00:32:57,853 --> 00:32:58,103
(Yelp)
451
00:32:58,228 --> 00:32:58,478
(Yelp)
452
00:32:59,479 --> 00:32:59,938
Kill it...
453
00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:01,940
Kill it with what ever you got!
454
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:50,113
We must've put enough lead in
her to take down a fuckin'
elephant.
455
00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:53,325
And yet a single shot to
the head was all it took to take
her down.
456
00:33:55,994 --> 00:33:56,411
LUCAS!
457
00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:57,412
WAKOFFSKI
458
00:33:57,496 --> 00:33:58,914
FULL PARTY SWEEP OF THE AREA.
459
00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:00,207
see if there's any more of them.
460
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,375
Buckle up sweetheart.
461
00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,420
What the hell are they?
462
00:34:15,556 --> 00:34:17,140
(Sniff sniff)
463
00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:21,144
Come, come,
hurry up and get on with it.
464
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,231
Colonel Shtacker has insisted
465
00:34:24,314 --> 00:34:28,026
that I witness some sort
of vulgar display of power
466
00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:28,569
hmm
467
00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:31,238
Meine Damen
468
00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:32,281
bitte.
469
00:34:33,156 --> 00:34:33,907
What?
470
00:34:35,284 --> 00:34:36,076
What is this?
471
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:38,495
Colonel Shtacker will have your
garners for guts.
472
00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:40,539
It was Shtacker himself
473
00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:41,748
who sent you to us.
474
00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:42,499
NOW!
475
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,334
HOLD STILL!
476
00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:45,586
But should you flinch
477
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:46,545
then
478
00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:50,716
you are in for a shit fuck
world of pain.
479
00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:51,800
NOW!
480
00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:54,261
THE SERUM!
481
00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:05,230
Steady yourself child.
482
00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:07,649
brace yourself.
483
00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,073
Now Stefan...
484
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:17,743
We just fucking wait.
485
00:35:18,202 --> 00:35:21,872
But what if the experiment does
not go as planned?
486
00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:24,708
Then we ditch the bitches body
487
00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,502
and the old spunk bugger
Schtacker
488
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:28,295
never needs to fucking know.
489
00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:29,129
Need...
490
00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:30,088
To know...
491
00:35:30,422 --> 00:35:31,340
What?
492
00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:32,799
Wilhelm.
493
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,552
You will need to know...
494
00:35:35,636 --> 00:35:37,221
how quickly we can turn
around this
495
00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:39,056
Fresh batch of serum.
496
00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:41,850
According to my calculations...
497
00:35:43,227 --> 00:35:44,019
oh...
498
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:45,395
in about
499
00:35:45,687 --> 00:35:46,438
5
500
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,190
4
501
00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:49,691
3
502
00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:51,318
2
503
00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:52,694
1
504
00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:53,904
0
505
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,697
(Screams)
506
00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:57,658
(Chuckles)
507
00:35:58,992 --> 00:35:59,701
You were saying?
508
00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:02,329
Scientifically
509
00:36:02,412 --> 00:36:03,664
we are on the verge
510
00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:05,624
of a real break through here
511
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:07,334
if you would just allow
more time
512
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:08,168
for equipment
513
00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:08,502
checks...
514
00:36:17,636 --> 00:36:18,136
Few...
515
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:22,766
Dr Arbietz
516
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,768
You are now in command
517
00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:26,895
see that it is ready for human
consumption by...
518
00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:28,647
This time tomorrow.
519
00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:30,941
Do not...
520
00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,192
Fail me.
521
00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:33,068
As you wish
522
00:36:33,151 --> 00:36:34,361
Colonel Shtacker.
523
00:36:43,996 --> 00:36:45,539
Report to my office
524
00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:48,834
Both of you.
525
00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:14,568
(Maniacal laughter)
526
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,615
You go round the building here
527
00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:21,033
Just watch out for...
(Wolf Whistle)
528
00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:22,492
Pardon me boys
529
00:37:22,576 --> 00:37:24,119
so rude of me to interrupt.
530
00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:29,583
So you must be the British prick
that Eagle told us about.
531
00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,251
The name's Dalton
532
00:37:31,502 --> 00:37:32,711
Dash Dalton.
533
00:37:33,462 --> 00:37:34,254
I heard of you
534
00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:38,133
You're responsible
for the deaths of hundreds
of innocents civilians in India
535
00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:39,426
Yes. It's true.
536
00:37:39,510 --> 00:37:40,928
Carry on like that out
the Kyber,
537
00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:44,640
might finally put some hairs
on your tiny bollocks
ho ho ho ho ho.
538
00:37:45,557 --> 00:37:47,100
Let's say we take a knee
539
00:37:47,184 --> 00:37:50,229
and discuss le plan of action.
540
00:37:52,898 --> 00:37:53,690
Right...
541
00:37:53,774 --> 00:37:55,442
well at nineteen hundred hours
542
00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:57,319
that's 7 o'clock yankee time
543
00:37:57,402 --> 00:37:58,862
I'm going to need some help
544
00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:00,822
to infiltrate and go undercover
545
00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:02,616
to some swanky time bar.
546
00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:04,034
Is he for real?
547
00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:08,580
Rumour has it that it will be
full of floosies and big bollock
Nazi SS officers.
548
00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:12,543
Once inside, we'll hopefully get
in touch with our
secret contact.
549
00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:15,629
Then... we will receive
the where abouts
of the manufacturing plant
550
00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:18,006
that's housing the America
bomber.
551
00:38:18,507 --> 00:38:19,007
Sure...
552
00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:20,008
Sounds simple
553
00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:22,636
Waltz into a circle jerk of top
brass krauts
554
00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:25,389
receive our tip off,
and go totally unnoticed
555
00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:27,266
That's the spirit, Dick.
556
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:28,141
That's the spirit, Dick.
(DOOF)
557
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:30,686
A sense of humour as well as
a sense of adventure.
558
00:38:31,061 --> 00:38:33,438
You know what old Dash Dalton
says at a time like this?
559
00:38:34,106 --> 00:38:35,190
LET'S KILL SOME JERRYS
560
00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:36,358
AND SHAG SOME BIRDS
561
00:38:36,441 --> 00:38:37,609
HIYAAAA!!!!
562
00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:50,497
Dash...
563
00:38:50,706 --> 00:38:51,248
Hat.
564
00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:52,499
Bastard.
565
00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:06,889
Ahh...
566
00:39:07,598 --> 00:39:09,141
I do beg you pardon.
567
00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:13,228
hmm.
568
00:39:13,312 --> 00:39:13,645
no
569
00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:14,938
Christ.
570
00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:17,149
A Nazi party
571
00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:18,400
My Favourite.
572
00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:23,155
I think I see our contact
573
00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:25,866
I'd recognise her anywhere.
574
00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:30,871
I'd recognise that derriere
anywhere.
575
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,165
I think I found the floosie
576
00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:35,375
I'll just say that password.
577
00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:37,961
(hmmf)
578
00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,548
(Complains in German)
579
00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:45,761
That's some password.
580
00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:47,304
Go rest your thumbs at the bar
581
00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:49,473
I'll scout for little Miss
butter arse.
582
00:39:50,891 --> 00:39:51,683
Tonic wine
583
00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:52,643
On the rocks.
584
00:39:56,188 --> 00:39:57,773
Bonsoir mon amour.
585
00:39:58,941 --> 00:40:00,234
Excuse moi.
586
00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:06,949
Jennings, meet Dick.
587
00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:09,743
If this insufferable tit doesn't
get us all killed
588
00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:11,370
I'll kill him myself.
589
00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:12,496
Look lady
590
00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:13,705
We just need one thing.
591
00:40:13,872 --> 00:40:15,207
The location of that bomber.
592
00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:16,500
Good luck with that...
593
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:19,503
the only one who knows where
that is,
is that twat stain over there
594
00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,046
Maximillion Schtacker.
595
00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:22,923
Schtacker?
596
00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:25,634
The most dangerous man
in the Reich.
597
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,719
Put your practice to good use
598
00:40:27,803 --> 00:40:29,805
and you can suck it out
of his cock.
599
00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,557
I should shoot you right now.
600
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,140
(Scoffs)
601
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:33,642
What I want you to do
602
00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:35,060
is slip him this drink.
603
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:36,562
That will get him talking.
604
00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,523
What the blazes is that?
605
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:40,816
Nazi crank
606
00:40:40,941 --> 00:40:42,651
You'll have to shoot him to
shut him up.
607
00:40:43,318 --> 00:40:43,819
Wow.
608
00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:48,991
Bottoms up.
609
00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:50,742
Bastard.
610
00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,293
Don't mind if I do.
611
00:41:00,127 --> 00:41:00,711
Bollocks!
612
00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:02,671
big black bollocks.
613
00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:05,340
The ghoulish git's Rogered
things up.
614
00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:08,969
Why don't you come upstairs and
tell me all about it.
615
00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:19,104
hmmmm
616
00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:22,649
Excuse me
617
00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:24,693
I have to go expel urine from
my bladder.
618
00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:27,529
Remember dear Richard
619
00:41:27,905 --> 00:41:29,448
two shakes is more than a wank.
620
00:41:29,531 --> 00:41:30,449
(Chuckles)
621
00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:31,867
You dirty bastard.
622
00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:35,996
Gentlemen.
623
00:42:02,648 --> 00:42:03,023
Piss...
624
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:04,816
Piss on a stinking shit.
625
00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:09,446
(indistinct chatter)
626
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:06,295
Can I help you?
627
00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:09,256
I'm just checking you're
not Jewish.
628
00:43:10,757 --> 00:43:12,926
Well I hope I passed your
penis inspection.
629
00:43:16,722 --> 00:43:17,347
Don't!
630
00:43:17,431 --> 00:43:19,725
Forget to wash your hands.
631
00:43:19,808 --> 00:43:20,475
Fuck
632
00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:27,608
The great plague was a direct
result of poor hygiene.
633
00:43:32,321 --> 00:43:34,656
Remind me of your name
one more time
634
00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:35,824
because...
635
00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:39,661
I don't recall seeing you
636
00:43:39,912 --> 00:43:41,205
on the guest lists.
637
00:43:43,207 --> 00:43:44,458
The name's Dynamite.
638
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:45,209
huh?
639
00:43:45,501 --> 00:43:46,960
Dick Dynamite.
640
00:43:57,054 --> 00:43:57,846
Come my dear.
641
00:43:59,556 --> 00:44:01,683
We have much to talk about.
642
00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:03,101
Is that so?
643
00:44:03,227 --> 00:44:03,602
and...
644
00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:05,562
what would you like to
talk about?
645
00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:08,398
Now that I think about it...
646
00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:11,610
I should just like to cock-fuck
your mouth.
647
00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:13,278
Oh...
648
00:44:13,529 --> 00:44:14,821
My favourite.
649
00:44:20,911 --> 00:44:21,537
You know...
650
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:23,580
This tastes a little like...
651
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,671
Come here my little Schonheiten.
652
00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:51,525
Ahhh that's it, next time I see
Jennings I'm going to confess my
fucking love to her.
653
00:44:53,026 --> 00:44:54,611
Oh I love you.
654
00:44:57,823 --> 00:44:59,867
I don't recall you
liking seafood.
655
00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:02,953
Dash, he's upstairs,
I think he's ready to talk.
656
00:45:03,203 --> 00:45:05,080
It will take a real man to
finish the job
657
00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:06,874
please extract the information.
658
00:45:07,124 --> 00:45:08,000
For you dear
659
00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:09,585
I'd do anything.
660
00:45:10,085 --> 00:45:11,962
For Queen and for Country.
661
00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:45,704
Out of my way
662
00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:46,914
nincompoop!
663
00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:52,920
Right you bastard.
664
00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:06,850
Don't lose your head.
665
00:46:08,936 --> 00:46:11,605
(German demanding)
666
00:46:15,776 --> 00:46:16,777
What seems to be the problem?
667
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,946
This woman is accused
of being a spy.
668
00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:21,823
If this woman is a spy,
then I'm Laurel and Hardy.
669
00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:23,617
Let me see your papers.
670
00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:25,452
Let me see,
my papers are right...
671
00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:26,578
Here!
672
00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:27,621
(Sceams)
673
00:46:34,628 --> 00:46:36,964
You pair of plonkers have
cocked up my cover.
674
00:46:37,756 --> 00:46:39,091
You'll have to take me with you.
675
00:46:39,174 --> 00:46:39,675
Well...
676
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,552
You did promis to kill Dalton.
677
00:46:52,771 --> 00:46:55,774
Nazi bastard,
I wanted to do that for years.
678
00:46:55,941 --> 00:46:57,693
My heart bleeds.
679
00:47:02,281 --> 00:47:03,282
So does his.
680
00:47:06,451 --> 00:47:07,744
Did you get the information?
681
00:47:08,412 --> 00:47:09,413
Yes, of course I've got it...
682
00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,123
I know where the bloody
well bomber is!
683
00:47:11,540 --> 00:47:12,124
Come on
684
00:47:12,207 --> 00:47:12,875
let's go.
685
00:47:14,084 --> 00:47:15,544
What happened to Schtacker?
686
00:47:15,878 --> 00:47:16,879
He tapped out.
687
00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:18,338
Christ.
688
00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:24,219
(complains in German)
689
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:33,604
Sturmnitz?
690
00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,819
DYNAMITE!
691
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:00,422
Well?
692
00:48:03,509 --> 00:48:06,053
Security is tighter than a bulls
arse during fly season.
693
00:48:06,261 --> 00:48:07,179
You guys sit tight.
694
00:48:07,763 --> 00:48:09,181
I will find another way to
flush them out.
695
00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:11,308
Roger that.
696
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,603
(Radio chatter)
697
00:48:28,325 --> 00:48:28,909
Mother
698
00:48:28,992 --> 00:48:30,118
Fucker.
699
00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:32,746
Never mind the bloody
well pictures
700
00:48:33,163 --> 00:48:34,831
we can not let that thing
get airbourne
701
00:48:34,915 --> 00:48:36,375
Now come on everyone, let's go.
702
00:49:23,338 --> 00:49:24,548
Little bastard.
703
00:49:28,594 --> 00:49:29,303
Come on!
704
00:49:51,533 --> 00:49:52,576
Come on little man
705
00:49:52,868 --> 00:49:54,661
You done fuck with the big
boys now.
706
00:50:21,688 --> 00:50:22,439
Yes...
707
00:50:23,232 --> 00:50:24,566
COME ON!
708
00:51:09,319 --> 00:51:10,279
(German shouting)
709
00:51:15,868 --> 00:51:16,994
(screaming)
710
00:51:17,703 --> 00:51:18,495
Bastard!
711
00:51:45,564 --> 00:51:47,191
(German Radio communications)
"Deiter come in Deiter"
712
00:51:47,983 --> 00:51:48,775
Deiter
713
00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:50,235
HEY!
714
00:51:50,694 --> 00:51:51,945
(screams)
715
00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:09,004
Shoot him!
716
00:52:09,254 --> 00:52:09,630
Nein.
717
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,924
Shoot them all.
718
00:53:07,938 --> 00:53:59,907
(Alarm sounding)
719
00:53:59,990 --> 00:54:00,574
(Alarm stops)
720
00:55:16,817 --> 00:55:19,820
(screaming)
721
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:04,740
Come on
722
00:56:04,823 --> 00:56:05,908
the coast is clear.
723
00:56:44,530 --> 00:56:44,947
Ouch.
724
00:58:33,847 --> 00:58:35,349
Thanks for killing twirly
stick man.
725
00:58:36,058 --> 00:58:38,310
The pleasure is all mine.
726
00:58:39,144 --> 00:58:39,937
Fucking do it.
727
00:58:51,156 --> 00:58:52,741
If it's breakfast and a blowy
you're looking for,
728
00:58:52,824 --> 00:58:55,327
you can see one of your rim
sniffing colleagues for that.
729
00:58:55,494 --> 00:58:56,745
I could do with a full English.
730
00:58:56,828 --> 00:58:59,039
Yeah, well you can see your pal
Dalton for that.
731
00:59:01,667 --> 00:59:04,670
(German Radio chatter)
732
00:59:37,202 --> 00:59:37,536
Jeff!
733
00:59:37,995 --> 00:59:38,495
take point
734
00:59:38,579 --> 00:59:39,663
an explosion that size...
735
00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:41,498
the payload may not
have detonated
736
01:00:16,742 --> 01:00:17,201
(Whistles)
737
01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:27,628
I believe I found us a quick
way outta here.
738
01:00:36,929 --> 01:00:37,804
That's a U.S truck
739
01:00:37,888 --> 01:00:38,847
how did they get that?
740
01:00:39,097 --> 01:00:40,098
They just whacked the driver.
741
01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:42,726
Give me that before you get
someone killed.
742
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,770
What am I suppose to do?
743
01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,064
Blind them to death with my
camera flash?
744
01:00:48,857 --> 01:00:49,733
Take this
745
01:00:50,567 --> 01:00:51,693
it's a purse.
746
01:00:52,945 --> 01:00:54,488
Ok here's what we do.
747
01:00:54,571 --> 01:00:55,781
Split the team in two
748
01:00:56,532 --> 01:00:57,324
and we'll flank them.
749
01:00:57,824 --> 01:00:59,034
But first we need a diversion.
750
01:01:00,285 --> 01:01:03,497
I think I might of just found
one my little cock-a-leekie.
751
01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:06,750
That fellow must have glands
of pure steel.
752
01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:07,417
What the fuck?
753
01:01:13,632 --> 01:01:14,758
(German shouting)
754
01:02:14,318 --> 01:02:15,027
ahh
755
01:02:15,777 --> 01:02:16,778
My favourite.
756
01:02:16,862 --> 01:02:17,613
Give it here!
757
01:02:18,071 --> 01:02:20,949
We lost a lot of good fucking
men on this bastarding mission.
758
01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:23,202
Here's to Doc
759
01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:24,661
and Tam the Bam...
760
01:02:25,579 --> 01:02:26,705
and now Tucas
761
01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:39,009
(German shouting)
762
01:02:44,806 --> 01:02:47,809
(German radio communication)
763
01:02:51,897 --> 01:02:54,441
(German radio communication)
764
01:03:12,209 --> 01:03:13,460
Who are you waving at?
765
01:03:13,752 --> 01:03:15,838
Those nice gentlemen on
the motorbikes, look.
766
01:03:18,924 --> 01:03:20,300
They're not on our side
are they?
767
01:03:27,683 --> 01:03:28,267
Right you...
768
01:03:28,350 --> 01:03:28,851
Ohhh
769
01:03:30,644 --> 01:03:33,105
Hello my lovely, ho haw haw.
770
01:03:33,188 --> 01:03:34,565
Piss off puss face.
771
01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:49,955
Aim for the bike, not the rider.
772
01:04:07,097 --> 01:04:07,598
Wooo!
773
01:04:07,723 --> 01:04:08,098
Yeah!
774
01:04:08,182 --> 01:04:08,724
Yeah!
775
01:04:08,974 --> 01:04:10,017
Fuck you asshole.
776
01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:12,186
Don't pat your flaps
just yet boys
777
01:04:12,269 --> 01:04:13,645
there's more of the bastards.
778
01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:14,146
Where?
779
01:04:14,563 --> 01:04:14,897
There!
780
01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:15,355
Argh!
781
01:04:20,152 --> 01:04:20,777
Stop the truck!
782
01:04:26,241 --> 01:04:26,700
Come on!
783
01:04:26,992 --> 01:04:27,701
What are you doing?
784
01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:29,077
Come on Wakowski!
785
01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:35,125
(Yelps)
786
01:04:47,930 --> 01:04:48,222
GO!
787
01:04:48,305 --> 01:04:48,597
GO!
788
01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:56,855
Are you ok?
789
01:04:57,189 --> 01:04:58,065
Hey Sarge uh
790
01:04:58,774 --> 01:04:59,691
you still got that uh
791
01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:00,776
that big gun?
792
01:05:01,109 --> 01:05:01,735
You mean this one?
793
01:05:01,818 --> 01:05:02,194
oh
794
01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:06,615
It's not as big as his.
795
01:05:07,032 --> 01:05:07,574
As who's?
796
01:05:08,784 --> 01:05:09,576
That guy.
797
01:05:09,785 --> 01:05:10,452
OH FUCK!
798
01:05:40,148 --> 01:05:40,691
Right you
799
01:05:40,816 --> 01:05:41,275
OH!
800
01:05:54,955 --> 01:05:55,914
Bastard.
801
01:05:59,668 --> 01:06:01,378
This is as far as we
go tit shits.
802
01:06:02,004 --> 01:06:03,797
LYRICS: ♪ you're gonna die ♪
803
01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:06,842
♪ everybody's gonna die ♪
804
01:06:07,885 --> 01:06:09,636
♪ can't you realize ♪
805
01:06:10,888 --> 01:06:12,306
♪ that you're gonna die ♪
806
01:06:13,307 --> 01:06:13,724
♪ YOU'RE ♪
807
01:06:14,433 --> 01:06:14,850
♪ YOU'RE ♪
808
01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:17,311
♪ YOU'RE GONNA DIE ♪
809
01:06:17,978 --> 01:06:18,979
♪ EVERYBODY ♪
810
01:06:19,354 --> 01:06:21,148
♪ EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE ♪
811
01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:26,945
♪ You're gonna die ♪
812
01:06:38,957 --> 01:06:41,960
(Snarling)
813
01:06:43,795 --> 01:06:44,296
Mother
814
01:06:44,379 --> 01:06:45,005
fucker!
815
01:06:48,217 --> 01:06:48,383
No
816
01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:48,717
no
817
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,009
no
818
01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:49,301
no
819
01:06:49,384 --> 01:06:49,801
no
820
01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:54,223
The chemical infection has no
effect on the body at all...
821
01:06:54,765 --> 01:06:56,141
The brain however
822
01:06:57,726 --> 01:07:00,479
They go down quicker than
a Tayside trollop.
823
01:07:01,522 --> 01:07:03,440
Oh Christ, that's a doozy.
824
01:07:03,899 --> 01:07:06,401
I'm afraid the bite's too close
to the main artery
825
01:07:06,610 --> 01:07:08,654
it's going to increase
the spread of the infection.
826
01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:09,613
The fuck are they?
827
01:07:09,696 --> 01:07:10,614
Vampires?
828
01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:14,284
This is just a mere side effect
of the weapon onboard
that bomber.
829
01:07:14,368 --> 01:07:17,037
Seem to know a hell of a lot
more than you are telling us
asshole.
830
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,665
That's why the British
government's so interested
in this.
831
01:07:19,748 --> 01:07:22,417
We can steal this technology and
use it against them.
832
01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:24,628
If we knew what kind of twisted
bullshit you were up to
833
01:07:24,711 --> 01:07:26,672
I would of told you where to
shove your mission.
834
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,715
Bloody Yankees have never won
a war on your own...
835
01:07:28,799 --> 01:07:30,175
(High pitched squealing)
836
01:07:30,801 --> 01:07:32,261
ohhhhh
837
01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,763
ohhh oh ohhhhh
838
01:07:36,181 --> 01:07:37,391
ohhh ohhhhh
839
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,420
(grunting and snarling)
840
01:08:08,964 --> 01:08:09,840
You're one
841
01:08:10,966 --> 01:08:11,550
Ugly...
842
01:08:11,633 --> 01:08:12,467
Mother
843
01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:14,178
Fucker!
844
01:08:22,060 --> 01:08:22,603
Come!
845
01:08:22,895 --> 01:08:24,062
Herr Dynamite
846
01:08:25,314 --> 01:08:26,315
surrender
847
01:08:27,024 --> 01:08:28,984
You are not only out numbered
848
01:08:30,527 --> 01:08:31,695
but out gunned
849
01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:34,656
Throw down your weapons
850
01:08:35,282 --> 01:08:37,326
and we will treat your with
the respect
851
01:08:37,951 --> 01:08:40,954
such a worthy adversary
deserves.
852
01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:50,422
What the fuck?
853
01:08:50,506 --> 01:08:52,132
He can't be fucking serious
854
01:08:52,216 --> 01:08:53,509
Dick don't do it.
855
01:08:54,092 --> 01:08:54,843
Surrender?
856
01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:57,262
Sounds like a great idea.
857
01:08:59,097 --> 01:08:59,765
Fuck!
858
01:09:16,698 --> 01:09:19,701
SO WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS
SHOT DOWN MY BOMBER?
859
01:09:21,411 --> 01:09:21,870
Well...
860
01:09:21,954 --> 01:09:25,999
It was a rhetorical question you
complete Kartofel Fotze.
861
01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:29,753
You complete arschlechs
862
01:09:29,837 --> 01:09:32,756
Foiled the biggest attack ever
to hit the shores of America
863
01:09:33,257 --> 01:09:36,093
Thanks to you bunch of complete
fuck-shits
864
01:09:36,552 --> 01:09:37,594
we were able to...
865
01:09:38,053 --> 01:09:39,847
retrieve this little baby...
866
01:09:40,264 --> 01:09:41,139
from the wreckage.
867
01:09:42,683 --> 01:09:43,225
It is...
868
01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:44,226
Die Heilung
869
01:09:44,935 --> 01:09:48,647
the bargaining chip I need to
turn the course of this war
870
01:09:49,064 --> 01:09:50,107
in my favour.
871
01:09:51,859 --> 01:09:53,402
Unless you plan to stick that
up my ass...
872
01:09:53,485 --> 01:09:54,278
do your worst.
873
01:09:54,486 --> 01:09:55,445
perhaps later.
874
01:11:47,099 --> 01:11:49,518
(German chatter)
875
01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:53,772
What do you think they're doing
to Dick and the chick?
876
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,860
Knowing Dick, he's probably
putting his dick in a chick.
877
01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,195
If one were to hazard a guess,
I'd say...
878
01:12:00,445 --> 01:12:02,573
in a similar predicament
to ourselves...
879
01:12:02,948 --> 01:12:03,782
in other words...
880
01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:05,659
up a paddle without a creek.
881
01:12:11,874 --> 01:12:12,457
DICK!
882
01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:13,709
DICK!
883
01:12:18,130 --> 01:12:18,714
DICK!
884
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:20,424
DICK!
885
01:12:20,924 --> 01:12:21,508
DICK!
886
01:12:24,011 --> 01:12:25,053
Where are we?
887
01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:29,016
Those Nazi tosspots seem to have
brought us to some old church.
888
01:12:45,616 --> 01:12:46,241
Well...
889
01:12:46,617 --> 01:12:48,118
if it isn't Nosferatu
890
01:12:48,452 --> 01:12:50,662
Funny you should say that
Dick Dynamite
891
01:12:51,121 --> 01:12:52,539
for there will be some blood
892
01:12:52,623 --> 01:12:53,874
about to be spilt.
893
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,834
What have you done with my men?
894
01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:57,294
At this precise moment
895
01:12:57,419 --> 01:13:00,380
your pitiful band of rebels are
about to be executed.
896
01:13:03,467 --> 01:13:06,470
(German Chatter)
897
01:13:11,350 --> 01:13:12,976
How about me and you
go right now?
898
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,186
Toe to fuckin' Toe
899
01:13:14,269 --> 01:13:16,480
Man to man right here right
fucking now.
900
01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:18,482
How about you put the fuckin'
gun down.
901
01:13:18,857 --> 01:13:18,982
Ow!
902
01:13:19,066 --> 01:13:19,441
You...
903
01:13:19,691 --> 01:13:20,817
motherfucker!
904
01:13:21,276 --> 01:13:22,694
Nazi fucking prick!
905
01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:27,157
Any last words?
906
01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:29,910
These are my last words.
907
01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:33,789
I take comfort that this bullet
will not harm an innocent man
woman or child.
908
01:13:36,625 --> 01:13:37,960
God bless my family.
909
01:13:39,503 --> 01:13:40,712
God bless my enemy.
910
01:13:42,214 --> 01:13:43,715
God bless America.
911
01:13:44,341 --> 01:13:45,634
Full stop.
912
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:08,699
Another one bites down
on the dust.
913
01:14:09,157 --> 01:14:09,700
You see...
914
01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:11,034
aside from you...
915
01:14:11,118 --> 01:14:11,785
(Gun shots)
916
01:14:14,538 --> 01:14:15,622
And so...
917
01:14:16,123 --> 01:14:17,207
I shall leave you
918
01:14:17,374 --> 01:14:18,876
in the very capable hands
919
01:14:19,042 --> 01:14:19,334
of
920
01:14:19,418 --> 01:14:20,544
Fahig.
921
01:14:22,504 --> 01:14:24,840
Before we say our
final farewells
922
01:14:25,048 --> 01:14:26,300
I should like to leave you
923
01:14:26,508 --> 01:14:27,176
a special
924
01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:28,260
goodbye.
925
01:14:33,515 --> 01:14:34,183
Promise
926
01:14:34,641 --> 01:14:35,559
I'll kill you!
927
01:14:35,726 --> 01:14:38,729
(Laughter)
928
01:14:43,901 --> 01:14:44,776
Come on then
929
01:14:45,110 --> 01:14:46,195
do your worst.
930
01:14:50,782 --> 01:14:52,367
Don't you fucking touch her.
931
01:14:53,202 --> 01:14:53,577
No
932
01:14:54,077 --> 01:14:54,995
(whimpering)
933
01:15:02,878 --> 01:15:05,839
(Whimpering)
934
01:15:21,313 --> 01:15:21,813
NO!
935
01:15:22,105 --> 01:15:22,606
NO!
936
01:15:23,565 --> 01:15:24,066
NO!
937
01:15:29,029 --> 01:15:29,530
(Screams)
938
01:15:29,613 --> 01:15:30,072
NO!
939
01:15:30,155 --> 01:15:30,656
(Screams)
940
01:15:30,739 --> 01:15:31,198
NO!
941
01:15:31,281 --> 01:15:31,657
(Screams)
942
01:15:31,740 --> 01:15:32,407
JENNINGS!
943
01:15:32,658 --> 01:15:33,325
JENNINGS!
944
01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:34,701
NO!
945
01:15:34,785 --> 01:15:35,202
(Screams)
946
01:15:35,285 --> 01:15:36,328
NO!
947
01:15:48,298 --> 01:15:50,592
(Screams)
948
01:16:56,408 --> 01:16:59,411
(Maniacal Laughter)
949
01:17:20,224 --> 01:17:21,600
(Laughter)
950
01:17:21,683 --> 01:17:24,394
He is merely a child!
951
01:17:25,312 --> 01:17:26,355
(Screams)
952
01:17:26,438 --> 01:17:27,231
MASTER!
953
01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:28,815
(Laughter)
954
01:17:28,899 --> 01:17:30,817
(Moaning in pain)
955
01:17:34,112 --> 01:17:38,283
(Maniacal Laughter)
956
01:17:39,243 --> 01:17:40,619
Ahhh
957
01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,538
Herr Dynamite
958
01:17:42,829 --> 01:17:44,873
so glad you could join us
959
01:17:45,123 --> 01:17:47,042
you're just in time to witness
960
01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:49,002
the awesome power
961
01:17:49,294 --> 01:17:50,712
of die Heilung.
962
01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:53,549
Who would've thought that the
963
01:17:53,715 --> 01:17:55,217
introduction of a chemical
964
01:17:55,342 --> 01:17:56,718
so volatile
965
01:17:56,927 --> 01:17:58,971
would have rendered one
under it's control
966
01:17:59,263 --> 01:18:00,681
so much more...
967
01:18:01,181 --> 01:18:02,140
(Laughs)
968
01:18:02,224 --> 01:18:03,725
controllable.
969
01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:06,353
After all
970
01:18:06,436 --> 01:18:08,981
what use is a soldier
971
01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:12,317
who does not recognise
his superiors.
972
01:18:13,569 --> 01:18:14,194
Now...
973
01:18:14,653 --> 01:18:15,654
my child
974
01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:19,867
Kill Dick Dynamite!
975
01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:35,799
Bravo!
976
01:18:35,883 --> 01:18:37,801
Herr Dynamite...
977
01:18:38,343 --> 01:18:39,219
Bravo!
978
01:18:40,470 --> 01:18:42,264
You have just killed
979
01:18:42,806 --> 01:18:45,142
an innocent child
980
01:18:45,893 --> 01:18:46,977
in the eyes
981
01:18:48,687 --> 01:18:50,105
of God.
982
01:18:51,607 --> 01:18:54,610
(Laughter)
983
01:19:05,746 --> 01:19:07,122
Told you I'd kill you.
984
01:19:09,082 --> 01:19:10,584
With a touch of flair.
985
01:19:13,712 --> 01:19:14,338
Halt
986
01:19:14,838 --> 01:19:16,757
you will not touch Herr Dynamite
987
01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:19,176
until I give the command.
988
01:19:30,604 --> 01:19:31,146
Shtacker
989
01:19:31,605 --> 01:19:32,147
tonight...
990
01:19:32,773 --> 01:19:33,398
one of us dies.
991
01:19:33,482 --> 01:19:34,525
Arschgeige!
992
01:19:36,777 --> 01:19:37,819
What do you think this is?
993
01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:38,904
some kind of movie!
994
01:19:39,738 --> 01:19:40,531
In real life
995
01:19:40,614 --> 01:19:41,532
the bad guy
996
01:19:41,698 --> 01:19:43,408
always wins!
997
01:20:09,518 --> 01:20:12,354
You bible bashing Nazi son
of a BITCH!
998
01:20:17,609 --> 01:20:19,403
What's the difference
999
01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:21,613
between Dick Dynamite
1000
01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:23,031
and a Russian whore?
1001
01:20:23,156 --> 01:20:24,783
About twenty bucks.
1002
01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:30,122
You can get one extra finger
1003
01:20:30,205 --> 01:20:31,415
in Dick.
1004
01:21:03,113 --> 01:21:04,489
Prost!
1005
01:21:04,907 --> 01:21:07,492
Let's kill this Fotze once
and for alles.
1006
01:21:07,993 --> 01:21:09,536
Folgen Mir!
1007
01:21:15,918 --> 01:21:16,835
Time...
1008
01:21:17,294 --> 01:21:18,170
to die.
1009
01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:31,642
You doing alright there Sarge?
1010
01:21:35,979 --> 01:21:37,064
Thanks Brooklyn.
1011
01:21:37,231 --> 01:21:37,981
Uh uh baby
1012
01:21:38,065 --> 01:21:39,525
you ain't got me to thank
1013
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,151
Wakowski here...
1014
01:21:41,485 --> 01:21:43,987
well his balls just fucking
dropped.
1015
01:21:44,321 --> 01:21:44,947
You should of seen him
1016
01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:45,572
he went bat shit crazy
1017
01:21:45,656 --> 01:21:46,031
he went bat shit crazy
No
1018
01:21:46,114 --> 01:21:46,573
he went bat shit crazy
1019
01:21:46,657 --> 01:21:46,990
Grrrr
1020
01:21:47,074 --> 01:21:48,242
he went ball shit fuckin crazy.
1021
01:21:48,325 --> 01:21:49,493
he went ball shit fuckin crazy.
GET YOUR FUCKIN HANDS OF MY
CAMERA YOU NAZI FUCK!
1022
01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:51,703
GET YOUR FUCKIN HANDS OF MY
CAMERA YOU NAZI FUCK!
1023
01:21:52,162 --> 01:21:53,080
(Screams)
1024
01:21:55,332 --> 01:21:55,707
FUCK YOU!
1025
01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:56,708
YOU NAZI FUCK!
1026
01:21:56,792 --> 01:21:57,668
YOU WANT SOME TOO?
1027
01:21:58,168 --> 01:21:59,294
YOU SHOULDN'T OF FUCKED WITH ME
1028
01:21:59,461 --> 01:22:01,421
YOU SHOULDN'T OF FUCKED
WITH MEE!
1029
01:22:07,177 --> 01:22:08,053
What do we do now?
1030
01:22:08,178 --> 01:22:09,888
There's too many of those
fuckin' zombie creeps
1031
01:22:09,972 --> 01:22:10,597
we gotta go
1032
01:22:10,681 --> 01:22:11,348
NOW!
1033
01:22:13,559 --> 01:22:16,478
They pushed this fuckin'
peckerwood too fuckin' far
1034
01:22:16,562 --> 01:22:19,231
and what they got was a wild
fuckin' animal.
1035
01:22:19,314 --> 01:22:21,275
I love this fucking new
fucking guy.
1036
01:22:21,608 --> 01:22:22,484
Listen Dick!
1037
01:22:22,568 --> 01:22:24,152
we gotta get the fuck
outta here.
1038
01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:26,238
(Monk Master moans)
1039
01:22:28,699 --> 01:22:29,283
Come on Dick
1040
01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:30,117
it's time to go
1041
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:30,492
go
1042
01:22:30,576 --> 01:22:31,159
GO!
1043
01:22:35,038 --> 01:22:36,707
Save your voice Master.
1044
01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:41,044
Those huns have been stockpiling
munitions...
1045
01:22:42,421 --> 01:22:43,088
Weapons
1046
01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:45,132
in our basement
1047
01:22:46,049 --> 01:22:47,426
they have enough ordnance
1048
01:22:48,635 --> 01:22:50,179
to stop a small army...
1049
01:22:52,014 --> 01:22:53,223
Dick Dynamite.
1050
01:22:54,474 --> 01:22:55,559
Make sure you...
1051
01:23:08,363 --> 01:23:09,281
Come on Dick...
1052
01:23:11,241 --> 01:23:12,159
it's time to go.
1053
01:23:25,714 --> 01:23:26,381
Our father
1054
01:23:27,049 --> 01:23:28,467
who art in Heaven
1055
01:23:29,259 --> 01:23:30,886
Hallowed be thy name
1056
01:23:32,346 --> 01:23:35,557
Please see that your hand guides
Dick Dynamite
1057
01:23:35,849 --> 01:23:38,852
on his path of righteous
retribution
1058
01:23:39,645 --> 01:23:41,855
upon his crusade against these
1059
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:43,315
Unholy
1060
01:23:43,649 --> 01:23:45,234
abominations
1061
01:23:45,567 --> 01:23:47,819
and the masters who
created them.
1062
01:23:49,196 --> 01:23:51,823
May he never be overcome by evil
1063
01:23:51,907 --> 01:23:53,867
but be a force for good.
1064
01:23:54,618 --> 01:23:55,702
And Lord...
1065
01:23:56,703 --> 01:23:57,788
Punish those
1066
01:23:57,871 --> 01:23:59,122
BASTARDS
1067
01:24:00,123 --> 01:24:01,416
for their judgment
1068
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,377
is nigh.
1069
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:12,261
Dig in boys.
1070
01:24:25,816 --> 01:24:29,278
What the fuck is it with these
European broads and their hairy
fuckin' pits?
1071
01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:43,166
Hey Hey Heeey
1072
01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:46,753
check out the fucking size
of this mother fucker.
1073
01:24:49,089 --> 01:24:49,464
You know I...
1074
01:24:49,548 --> 01:24:50,966
I think Dicks is bigger.
1075
01:25:07,524 --> 01:25:08,150
Really Dick?
1076
01:25:09,151 --> 01:25:10,277
Burning books...
1077
01:25:10,944 --> 01:25:11,945
You know if you do that
1078
01:25:12,029 --> 01:25:13,363
you're no better than them.
1079
01:25:16,617 --> 01:25:18,035
No... I'm worse.
1080
01:25:21,288 --> 01:25:22,122
You guys go ahead.
1081
01:25:22,206 --> 01:25:23,081
I'll catch up.
1082
01:25:24,374 --> 01:25:25,709
Come on, let's get 'em.
64010
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