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[theme music plays]

[digital chirping]

[trilling]

[chirping]

[blipping]

[birds twitter]

Don't worry, they're safe.

We've trained them their whole lives for this.

I know that. But Min Soo doesn't.

If you contact him on that phone, you'll put him in danger.

Well, that's why I'm only contemplating contacting him

and not actually doing it.

[suspenseful music playing]

- [whooshing] - [bodies thud]

[kisses]

That doesn't count as contact.

[trilling]

[chirping]

[blipping]

[phone rings]

You know what? I'm not leaving her another message.

I mean, first, Eomma lies to me about just being a mum.

And now she won't take any of my calls.

It's been three days since they left

and not one word or an emoji!

Min, our mother's a spy.

She's busy doing spy stuff.

[slurps]

Egh�

No offence, but this tastes like sock water

that has too much salt in it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

[slurps]

[gags]

It tastes like dirty sock water that has way too much salt in it.

I know. I was being nice.

You know what would have been nice?

If Eomma taught me how to cook.

Yu Na, our mother's a spy. She's busy doing spy stuff.

I hate when you use my words against me.

[knocking] [Ludwig growls]

What was that?

I don't know. Probably�

That guy who chased us into the hardware store, found our address

and he's about to cut our telephone lines

so we can't call for help when he breaks in to get us?

- I was going to say 'nothing'. - Oh.

[banging]

[barks]

Couldn't hurt to double-check my nothing hypothesis.

I thought you'd want Eomma's chair.

She betrayed me. How do I know her chair won't?

You know Appa lied about being a spy too, right?

I have to sit somewhere.

So, do you think we have a camera outside?

100%. The question is which button controls it?

Mm.

Maybe it's this button.

[whirring]

I don't think it's that one.

[powering up]

She labels everything I own

but can't label one simple outside-camera button.

No dramas.

I feel like it's this one.

[whooshing]

I wouldn't say no dramas.

Mm. At least we know what to do if you go feral.

But what if you go feral?

[whirring]

[mysterious music playing]

Is that a gum ball?

Yep. Unbelievable!

The same lady who told me sugar would rot my future

has a gum-ball machine!

Want one?

Of her candy-coated lies? No, thank you!

[whirring]

Found it. Look, it was nothing.

Nothing looks pretty scary.

And tall.

Where'd he go?

[birds twitter]

[sighs] [puffs]

I told you you didn't need that sword.

If I'm putting on the Spartan breastplate, I'm grabbing the sword.

You know I never break up a set.

Well, both are unnecessary.

Oh, crud!

It's from the Wholesale Korean Chilli Paste Company.

Thanks for coming over, you guys. Like they had a choice.

You told them if they didn't, they'd have to identify our bodies

and clean up a crime scene.

It was a pretty intense text to get.

I may listen to one too many true-crime podcasts.

Not me, but I did bring heaps of food

in case we ended up in the boot of a car.

Tzatziki, anyone?

I've got three kinds,

traditional, lemon dill or Mexican with coriander and lime.

Hola. Si, por favor.

- Where'd all this come from? - Second shelf of my fridge.

My mum always makes way too much moussaka

after that time she didn't make enough and my siblings went rage.

Well, it looks amazing.

Almost as amazing as your new Viking hat, Min.

- Great impulse purchase. - Thank you very much.

Don't you think the sword's a little bit much for a condiment delivery?

It goes with the breastplate.

You can never break up a set.

Plus who knows what's in that box?

You still might need both.

What do you mean, "Who knows what's in that box?"

It's from the Wholesale Korean Chilli Paste Company.

Uh� I know,

but I also know I went shopping with my mum last week

and we saw your mum getting ingredients

to make homemade chilli paste because, and I quote,

"Chilli paste from a jar tastes like�

"chilli paste from a jar."

That does sound like mum.

Well, if she didn't order wholesale Korean chilli paste

from the Wholesale Korean Chilli Paste Company,

what did she order?

See, Raph - the label says 'chilli paste' because�

[rattling]

- This is not chilli paste. - Wait, what? Are you sure?

Pretty sure.

[Allegra] Oh, I'm very sure.

That is a fly.

Mum ordered a fly?

She once told me she hated insects more than she hated gum.

Is there no end to the deceit?!

This isn't a fly.

It's a spy camera.

A spy fly?

What a strange item for a chilli company to send.

But not a strange item for Tenacity to send,

the spy organisation your parents work for.

Mum ordered this from Tenacity headquarters as a priority.

Maybe she was going to take it with her but it didn't arrive in time.

Maybe she was going to put it in the pantry

to see who's been eating all the rice cakes.

Or maybe she was going to plant it at a sleeper agent's house today.

[Allegra] "Saturday buy toilet paper.

Plant fly at sleeper agent's house.

Label spy equipment."

That must be Mum's to-do list.

No wonder she never lets us look at it.

I'm just glad toilet paper's on there. We're down to our last roll.

This breastplate did not come with padding,

and you know how easily I chafe.

[sighs] There's an address.

You know what this means, Min.

This list is now our list

and this mission is now our mission,

should we choose to accept it.

I'm sorry, did you just say "This mission is now our mission,

should we choose to accept it?"

That's exactly what she said.

- Are you in? - I'm in!

Like Tom Cruise in every Mission Impossible movie ever!

That's not really necessary.

[Dutch] You know what is?

Spy gear!

- How'd you know this stuff was here? - Control board manual.

I found it next to the label gun.

Look at all the spy stuff Mum didn't tell me about!

I bags the spy glasses!

- I'll take those. - That's not how 'bags' works.

But whatever.

This thing looks more interesting anyway.

Say something, Raph.

[Raph] In the course of a lifetime,

an average person will grow two metres of nose hair.

- Awesome! - Gross. I'll take that.

[English man's voice] Jeez, you're not leaving me with much.

Or anything.

I'm sorry, Allegra. It's just going to be me and Min today.

- We can't risk any unwanted attention. - She's right.

Here you go.

I installed and configured monitor four to livestream the camera.

So, just plant it there and I'll start recording here.

You're a genius.

So am I!

Wait, what should I do? And can it involve a stake-out?

[English man's voice] Allegra's on stake-out.

Ahh! Yes!

But first I've gotta get a log book.

- I'll get you one! - Ahh!

Raph, Raph, we don't�

Go! Ah! [giggles]

[swooshing]

[groans softly]

Yu Na!

Help me!

I told you I found a universal key.

Why did you bring all the spy gadgets?

I have to be ready for anything.

Wha!

I wasn't ready for that.

Hey! Wait for me!

Do you think this person is the same person who chased us the other day?

I don't think so,

but what I do think is to-do lists don't to-do themselves.

Gotcha.

But about that to-do list�

when I said we only had one toilet-paper roll left,

I was exaggerating by one roll.

Min, go borrow a roll from the person that lives here then.

Gotcha.

But who is this person who lives here?

What?

The beef jerky next to a vegan cookbook.

That lamp doesn't have a lightbulb.

There are five cat photos on the wall

and a dog on the couch.

Aren't you confused by all these mixed messages?

No, I'm confused by how you can use so much toilet paper on one costume.

On second thoughts,

you plant the camera.

I'll go.

Hurry! OK!

Let's see.

Where should I put this?

Oh, hello dog!

I mean, Mr�Chaos?

Is that your name

because you're responsible for all the chaos around here?

I wonder if Ludwig is a spy.

Ludwig is a dog.

He can't be a spy.

He can if he's a spy dog.

Oh.

I never thought of it that way.

I wonder if he's a robot spy dog!

- [Ludwig whimpers] - What is taking them so long?

I don't know.

Should we do a coffee run?

That's what they do in stake-outs.

This isn't a stake-out.

Min said it was.

Well, he's definitely not a robot.

His ears have no wires,

his tongue is attached

and his breath smells like dirty sock water and noodles.

That is weirdly specific and weird.

[sighs] Watch the monitor. I'm going to the toilet.

Is that code for you're getting coffee?

It's code for "I'm going to the toilet."

Right! [giggles]

I'll put it in my log book.

- Knock yourself out. - [giggles]

[mysterious music playing]

Just tell me, Mr Chaos.

I took more than one roll because two packs of 24

is technically hoarding and�

What are you doing and why do you still have the camera?

Sorry. I found a dumbbell and a doughnut under the couch.

Who the heck lives here?

Min, a spy lives here, and they'll probably be home any minute.

[door rattles]

[whispers fiercely] Like, this minute!

[door keys jangle]

[bang!]

[keys jangle]

[relaxing music playing]

Needs one more.

Ready, Yu Na?

Three, two, one, go!

Ready, Noona? Go!

[dramatic music playing]

[keys jangle]

[keys jangle]

[keys jangle]

[Mr Chaos barks, whimpers]

[yaps]

[multiple dogs bark]

They're gone, Min.

Phew!

OK, I've thought of six great places to plant the camera�

A plant!

I didn't think of that!

Well, I think we got out of there before anyone saw us.

[bang!]

Oh, no. Is that anyone?

- [Ludwig whimpers] - Ludwig!

- What are you doing out here? - Where did you get that toy?

[whimpers]

Nice outfit, Min.

When'd you get a dog?

- The other day� - None of your business.

Was it your birthday or something?

- No. - Yes.

Why are you guys acting so weird?

- You are. - We're not.

Look, it was my birthday, way back in June. Super fun.

But Ludwig is not a birthday present.

What is he then?

A surprise�from my mum

as an apology for not telling the truth about something.

You got a dog as an apology?

What'd your mum lie to you about?

Are you here for Raph or just to annoy me?

Both.

[Raph] I have to go.

We're getting family photos today

and my mum wanted me home early to practise my smile.

See ya, Raph.

Doesn't your mum want you home to practise your smile too?

No. I excel at smiling.

But she wanted me to thank your mum

for the clothes she donated to her charity last month.

Is she home?

- She's out. - She's inside.

She's watching Inside Out.

Yeah, we'll give her the message. Alright.

- But� - Bye.

[both exhale heavily]

- Great job planting the plant. - Thank you.

Where's Min?

Checking to see if the new toilet paper works.

Aw! You labelled everything!

Well, how else would I find anything?

And by anything, I mean�

�snacks!

Yes! Crab chips.

Has anyone come back in after we left?

Stop! That's my department!

Let me check my log book.

And�

�nope, no-one.

Does it say anything about how Ludwig got out?

Ludwig got out?!

I must have missed that.

I see Dutch said, "Don't write that down" a few times.

You wrote that down?

I was desperate for content.

- What else is in here? - Nothing.

[whirring]

Also, completely and totally unrelated,

you're out of toilet paper.

Allegra!

[trilling]

[chirping]

[blipping]

[Hawaiian ukulele music playing]

Two down, three to go.

Three? Is today the third?

Uh� Yeah.

I think I was supposed to do something today.

Check your to-do list.

You probably should have written, "Bring your to-do list"

on your to-do list.

And I probably should have kept that to myself.

Probably.

[trilling]

[chirping]

[blipping]

[Min] Hey, it's me.

I just wanted you to know Yu Na and I did your to-do list today.

I know you can't call me back, but I can't wait until you can.

Saranghae!

I'm surprised you haven't said "Mission accomplished" yet.

I'm surprised I haven't either.

Hey, do you know what my first word was?

"Get out of my room, Min"?

[chuckles]

It was 'Da'.

Your first word was 'dog'.

How do you know that?

Because Eomma made me look at our baby books

when we were cleaning out the garage the other week.

'Dog' was your first word.

'Dog' was your first stuffed animal.

'Dog' was your first Halloween costume.

So, I think you were right.

- About what? - About Ludwig.

You've been asking for a dog since you could speak.

It has been on my birthday wish list

since I figured how to work a crayon.

Have you ever wondered why you never got one for your birthday?

No. Eomma always said I would get one one day.

I think 'one day' is now.

I don't think Ludwig is here to protect us, Min.

I think he's here because she can't be.

Eomma left Ludwig to apologise for not being able to tell you the truth.

[Ludwig whimpers]

I guess I should tick off Eomma's list.

Tick? Eomma doesn't tick. She crosses.

She says, and I quote, "An uncrossed list feels like an uncrossed list."

- I'm sure a tick is fine. - A tick is not a cross.

I'll do it.

Mission�accomplished.

[alarm buzzes]

Look - Mr Chaos is back.

Ooh, that means we're about to see a real-life spy!

If Mr Chaos gets out of the way.

Do you think he sees us?

No.

But I think he sees the camera.

He must think the spy fly's a fly fly!

- He's going to the mission! - No, Mr Chaos! No!

Bad doggy!

He can't hear you.

Or can he?

Where'd he go?

I don't know, but he'd better come back and fix this camera

or we're not gonna see anything!

Except those shoes.

Who knew that spies wore sneakers?

Are those small men's sneakers?

Or are they large ladies' ones?

Why are you such a mystery, spy?

- Min. - What?

There's maroon and silver paint on the side of that shoe.

So?

My wrestling team painted a mascot in the hallway last week.

So?

And the next day the mural was smudged.

Like someone rubbed up against it. With their shoe.

So?

Oh, no, Yu Na.

That means somebody at our school is a spy!

I know! But who?

I'm going to need a gum ball.

[whooshing]

The good news is if that spy comes here and sits there

I know exactly which button to press.

The button labelled 'net'?

Yep!

[theme music plays]

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