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Katja, Maisulini, Prinzezza and Tintti.

This is me, Franck Amory. In the pictures
beautiful, but less so in real life.

I work as a publisher
In Schaudel, which publishes comics.

As a child I liked to draw
and especially from the manga.

The two next to me
are my best friends.

We have all changed...
Well, almost all of them.

Ray-ban's guy is Sam.

He works in personnel.
And since he's there,

number of female employees
has risen from 32 percent to 80 percent.

This is Alex, the nicest I know
guy, but also the weirdest.

He works as a courier
to the chagrin of his boss.

He loves "Speed" and
"Fast and Furious" movies.

Today is June 25th.

A special day for me,
because it's my birthday.

Happy Birthday,
Frank. Kisses.

Hi Sonia. Thank you.
I hope we see soon...

Happy Birthday.

Thanks, dude. How thoughtful.

As long as I was fooling around,
the package is for Aurëlie Goudart.

Look what I found in the van.

Shouldn't you
deliver it to someone?

As long as
no one asks after that...

Great.

Awesome zoom.

I see you, fat.

Got to go. See you
later in the shops. Hi!

So typical of me. The guy takes
me to his house and we'll make out,

but suddenly his
his girlfriend arrives.

He mumbles "You made my friend."

I said, "Hold on, I'm her."
I bet, so she's my darling."

And you know what woman
said? "What is your problem?"

I said, “Nothing, but what about you
your problem is?” Then he was silent.

I just put him on, that's all.

Estelle...
- I just put him and he.

Wait a minute mom. What?

I have to go see the boss.
- Why?

So that I can have a better life.

Hurry up, I can't
to do everything alone.

Excuse me, what did you say?

What floor are you going to?

Is that "Scream 4?"

So what? If you don't
be friends join facebook

What are you looking at? I'm not your honey.
Go away from disturbing.

Imbecile.

Sidney's cousin is a killer.

See you, brat.

The rearview mirror is broken, damn it.

Not important? I disagree.
I don't want to drive a broken one.

I want to drive a convertible for once.

Gotta stop. Kisses.

What are you doing here? Are you new?

I have worked at the reception
two years. I'm Franck Amory.

What are you doing in my office?

I draw cartoons.

I hope to show
My drawings one day.

And today I thought:
"I'll go ask and..."

Thank you for calling back.
As soon as possible.

Why a week? It's just a mirror.

It's just a little loose.
I'll be there in five minutes.

Mr. Schaudel?

Play the squirrel.

And now the dinosaur.
- I don't.

Play a prehistoric animal, on YouTube
get paid for one million views.

Your grandma is a prehistoric animal.

Sam, please.
- Stop it.

My camera, be careful.

How much alcohol did I see?

You're turning 30. Or do you want lemonade boxes?

But I saw a lot.

Laure will also come. A total of 33.
- 33?

Who is coming?
- Sandrine, Laure, Lucie, Claire...

I don't know any of them.
- Do not worry. They are all beautiful.

Especially Lucie, the new girl
at work. She has big tits.

He is married, but
we forgive him for that.

Is there a woman
that you don't think is beautiful?

Yes, your ex-girlfriends.
- That's not a nice thing to say about your mother.

This is not my birthday
my parties, you arrange them for yourself.

Well, if your friends aren't coming...

Who hasn't secured their income?
- Sébastien, Sylvain, Sonia Lamar...

Sonia Lamar is not coming.

Who is she?
- My ex.

He worked at Schaudel,
but now he sells pastries.

I do not know him. When did you meet?
- Last year at his farewell drink.

He kissed me to The Jackson 5
During "I Want You Back".

Were you together for a long time?

Yes and no...
- When was the last time you saw him?

At his farewell drink.

Quite a relationship. - You probably did
lots of joint plans?

Stop it. I have to get back to work.

And don't you laugh.
You pay your women yourself.

That wasn't
well spoken of your mother.

Honey, are you all right?
- Yes.

Attack the babysitter
we went on the subway.

Awful...
- Right, he won't make it for three weeks.

No, I meant us.
Who watches the child?

Just go alone, I'll watch Rémi.

But it's a publisher's night.
Everyone brings their partner.

I came up with a solution. Big kiss.

Francois, you are a godsend.

Frank.

Whatever. Is it
do you have plans for the evening?

Yes.
- I'm not going to ask, you watch my son.

It's hard. It's my birthday and...
- Francois.

Want to show off your drawings?
me on monday?

Yes, but...
- Perfect.

At seven, 7 Rue de la ferme,
Saint-Germain-en-Laye.

I know what we were thinking
but what could i have said?

I have to catch up
for this occasion.

By the way, can you take me there?
- Where is it?

7 Rue de la Ferme,
Saint-Germain-en-Laye.

I don't have a passport.
- Is it that far?

Hello, who's there?
- Hello, babysitter.

Hi Francois.
- Frank.

Sorry, Franck. I'm Claire.

Thanks for looking after Rém.
- You're welcome.

Hi Francois. It took you.

It takes an hour and a half to travel.

If you had said
then you would have gotten on my ride.

Clear. I present the house.

Come on in.

Can you take off your shoes?
- Sure.

Thank you.

Your son is artistic.
- No, I did it.

I paint and take care of Rémi at home.

This is the living room, the remotes...

for TV, DVD player,
blinds, curtains and fireplace.

I already fed the fish.

So does Phoenix.

It's beautiful.
- Marcia is fascinated by birds.

A rare species. On him
it's been 20 years.

Even before we met.

There's a kitchen here.

In the morning, Rémi takes cocoa
and a sandwich with Nutella.

In the morning?
- We will return tomorrow around 18:00.

Really?
- I was forgetting the most important thing.

Rémi has asthma. Here's his
his inhaler just in case.

In the closets...

No, don't put anything on it.

The plate is Marc's
the only memory of his father.

He is very attached to it.

Your room is upstairs Rémin
next to the room. I'll invite him over.

Rémi, are you coming down?

This is Franck.

Say hello, Rémi.
- Hey.

He's shy, that's okay
yes over in a couple of hours.

Go give a kiss to the fathers.
He is packing.

Why doesn't he come?
- Honey, he's busy.

As usual.
- What are we waiting for?

What is?
- You said you were coming to watch the match.

I go because of my work,
not playing golf.

I promise to come next time.

Now it's the final,
there is no next time.

Next time then.
I'll buy you a PSG shirt.

Fuck you.

I'll buy whatever he wants, but
still he is not satisfied.

This is for you.
We'll call later.

Thank you.
- Until tomorrow.

Hey. Have a nice trip.

This is great.

Sorry, Mr. Schaudel!
- Right?

Your fence is over two meters high!

I complain to the city,
if you don't do anything about it.

Thanks for letting me know, Mr. Monet.

A real thorn in the ass.

Rémi?

Rémi?

Whose permission did you come in?

We didn't get to know each other well
in signs, but that's okay.

It's not too late.
Are you coming to see a movie?

You have 3 seconds to exit
or I'll tell you that you touched me.

What? - One.

Two.

I hope all goes well.

Do not worry.
He's a decent guy.

I mean Rémi.

Why wouldn't everything be fine?
- He has become difficult.

It's normal at his age.

We all were
rebels at the age of ten.

He was disappointed about tomorrow
from a football match.

We can ask
a babysitter to take him.

With what car? With the new four-wheel drive?

In my Range Rover.

It's not just about the final,
you've never seen him play.

My father never came to see
rugby and I'm still quite successful.

After all, we have fun together.

Is everything okay, Rémi?
Do you want something?

Do you want to watch a movie?

Listen...

You shouldn't... I know that...
- Take me to a party.

No. I'm responsible for you
and I don't want you to get hurt.

Watch "The Departed."
It's a good movie.

No, I've seen it already.

DiCaprio dies at the end.

Hello?
- Claire here.

Hi Claire. Did you get there well?
- Yes please. Is everything okay?

Yes, very well.
- Can I speak to Rémi?

He is already sleeping.

Already?

We played together and he got tired.

At least he was nice.
- Just yes.

Alright, see you tomorrow, Franck.
- Until tomorrow.

Where have you been?

I've been looking for you for an hour.
- I wanted to know how Rémi is.

Stop patronizing him. Here.

Who is she?
- The guy who took a picture of me.

Come fast.

You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

So?
- Mr. Schaudel?

Yes!
- The police are here.

Do you live at
7 Rue de la ferme?

Yes, how so?

It happened last night
incident in your house.

Incident? What happened?

Hard to explain on the phone.
- Is it about Rémi?

Is it about our son?
- About your son?

Yes, he is at home
with a babysitter.

There is no one here.
- Not a soul?

Hello?
- Franck, this is Claire Schaudel.

Excuse me ma'am, the police are here.

Apparently a babysitter
left the phone at your house.

What...

What happened?

Chief of Police Laville.

Mr. and Mrs. Schaudel?
- Yes.

Did you find my son?
- Not yet.

We have put together a crisis team and
made a wanted notice for him.

It will be sent at 15:00.

This is a nightmare.
- Who notified you?

Your car was used as a getaway car
and that's why we're here.

A Range Rover?
- Yes.

He is Constable Caillaud.

He profiles criminals.

You think babysitter
kidnapped our son?

It's hard to say.

He is not known to the police,
and he has no criminal record.

But often the worst
psychopaths go unnoticed.

The worst psychopaths?
Child killers?

Not necessarily. Also
rapists or organ traffickers.

That's when we find them alive.

However, it shouldn't be too much
optimistic, it brings bad luck.

Did you have an argument with the babysitter?
- No.

This was under the couch. Maybe a hint.

Is this yours?
- No.

Give it to me,
it could be a snuff film.

What is snuff film?
- A murder captured on an amateur camera.

We will investigate it immediately.

Put this in place.

Take it easy.

Prepare, boss. Shall we start?

You're welcome.

Good evening everyone and
welcome to Alex TV.

"A place of laughter" aims
million viewers on YouTube.

I know him. What is he doing at my house?
- Who is she?

That idiot sent
ran into me yesterday.

Did you make a report?
- No, and he ran away.

Now our editor, Sam.

This is an important night because we are going
my friend Franck's birthday party.

Is he crying or laughing?
Is he crying with laughter?

We'll find out now!

Exciting.
- His boss Tiena earns well.

He doesn't pay taxes and
put everything in Swiss accounts.

He pays the maid in cash.

That's nonsense.

Absolutely insane.

There she is. Happy Birthday!

What are you doing here?
- We're celebrating your birthday.

Are you trying to get me fired?

The child is sleeping.
- I love children.

"I love children."
That doesn't sound good.

Sonia will come too.
- Was that a joke?

No, he confirmed it on Facebook.
- Can't do it. Go away.

Then call him and cancel it.

I don't have her number.
- Tell him when he arrives.

Let us in.
- I have to look after the child.

We've thought of everything.

What is that?
- Calming.

Are you crazy? Why not ecstasy?

Ecstasy is too much
dangerous for the child.

They are also soothing.
- It is plant-based.

Give him half a dose.

No dice. There's no party and that's about it.

Goodbye.

Are you sure he won't wake up?
- He'll sleep until tomorrow.

Stop it. Hopefully
this is not dangerous.

What time is Sonia here?
- Soon.

What a picture!

Mom is super beautiful,
but he is ugly.

He looks just like Klonk.
- You're an asshole.

Why?
- You are insulting Klonkku.

They drug my son and laugh
to me. Do I remind you of Klonkku?

just wait
when they meet Klonku!

Do I look like Klonk?

Who is Klonkku anyway?

Not a clue.

Damn, it's mom.
- Send him greetings from me.

Shut up. Get out of the room.
- Ma'am, I love you.

Shut up.
- I did not say anything.

Hello?
- Claire here.

Hi Claire.
Did you get there all right?

Yes, thank you. Is everything okay?

Yes, very well.

Can I speak to Rémi?
- He's already sleeping.

Now already?

We played together and he got tired.

At least he was nice.
- Indeed.

Okay, see you tomorrow, Franck.
- Until tomorrow.

Sleep well, little Adolf.

Leave her alone.

Everything is fine.

What is that?
- Doorbell.

Sonia?

What is this? You said that
only Sonia would be coming.

No, I said he would.
Not that he's the only one.

Sorry, sorry.

Good evening everyone.

It is very nice that
you all came to my birthday.

And for the hell of it...

And for the hell of it, but
we have a little problem.

Hi Frank.

Happy Birthday.
- Sonia.

What is he doing there?
- Who is she?

He was still working
last year in my company.

Sonia Lamar. I don't
never forget a face.

Nice that you came.
- There was nothing else to do.

Welcome everyone.

Could you take off your shoes?

I told you he's funny.

I was serious.

Can I put these somewhere?
- The kitchen is over there.

Did you have problems with a woman?
Dismissal, sexual harassment?

Not at all.

Rigot, I want Sonia Lamar's number.

This reminds
The case of Pascal René.

The case of Pascal René?
- It was a missing child case.

Did you find him?
- Yes, but not in one piece.

Look at these labels.

All are aged wines.

Stop it. I'm not feeling good.
- What is?

Have you seen Sonia?
- Yes, so what?

Turn it off.

What about Sonia?
- He's a real sex package.

I would leave my family for him.
- You don't have a family.

Then it's up to them
less painful.

You can't do that to Frank today.
- I know.

Tomorrow then.
- You're right, I'm busy.

Tonight I'm meeting Lucie,
of a married woman.

What are you doing?
- I'll have champagne.

You don't take anything. Let's go up.
- One bottle.

Put it back.
- So what are we drinking?

Come on, Alex.

Did you offer them a drink?

It's a beautiful place, but far away.
- Yes.

Sonia, my friends, Sam and Alex.
- Hey.

Hey. - Hey.

He is Ernest, a sex-loving man.

No, he is my married cousin.

And in love.
- Hey.

Nice to meet you. Sonia
has talked a lot about you.

Sylvain this, Sylvain that,
Sylvain did this…

My name is Franck.
- Go ahead.

You seem like a nice guy.

Who wants a drink?
Sonia, I have champagne.

I don't drink alcohol anymore.
- Why not?

I was really freaking out
with a farewell drink at Schaudel.

I was so messed up that I didn't
remembered nothing at all.

Nothing?
- Complete amnesia.

I could have a glass of champagne.

Would Schweppes visit?
- No, champagne is fine.

Is everything okay?
- Yes.

Are you having a drink?
- Yes.

Chicken. - Goat!

Velociraptor. - Yes.

Rather, Franck's mother.
- I can also imitate a turtle.

This is cool.

Great.

I fan you.

It's amazing what you can do with your body.
- I can do a lot of other things too.

I can imitate a sea lion.
- Show.

A sea lion.

Do you work for Manpower?
- Yes.

So does my wife.
- That's cool.

That's where the champagne comes from.

It's your phone, Sonia.

That's my friend.
- Do you have a friend?

Have you thought about approaching me?

Sonia, I'm sorry.

Sorry, where did it hit?

My mouth.
- What a fool.

I am sorry.
- Now you did the trick.

Will it bleed?

I am sorry. It just flew
out. I don't open bottles often.

Are you okay?
- Yes.

Everything seems to be fine.

I'm going to open the door.
- Do you see anything?

Surprise. Where is the party?

Damn, are you serious?

Aren't these masqueraders?
- No, I'm sorry.

Brilliant.
- We came by subway.

Here, this makes you feel better.

I didn't know anything about these.

For Franck and our student years.

Let's take it.
- To the economics professor.

Clear.
- He was a real sex bomb.

A brunette. Everyone fucked him.

What a slut. And no entrance fee.

What a whore.

He didn't eat pork,
but was like an animal.

What was his name?
- Not a clue.

Myriam?
- Yes, Myriam Elalaoui.

She is my sister.
- Right?

I'm going to see if the child is sleeping.

Freaks.

Same name.
- So we put his sister.

Did we put his sister?
- I put him too.

Son of a bitch! Everything turned on him.

Gérard de Gaulle.

Ridiculous mustache.

Happy birthday, Francky.

Happy birthday, Franck.

Happy birthday, Franck.

Say happy birthday, Coco.

Happy birthday, Franck.

Are you having a drink?

Here, it's champagne.

Good isn't it? No more
that you will not become an alcoholic.

Do you want more?

Damn, it won't move.
It seems to be dead.

Did we kill it?

What now?
- We need to revive it.

Quickly, before Franck sees.

Put it in your underwear.
- They stink.

So what? It is
dead and smells nothing.

What are you doing here?
Is it dead?

No.
- Yes, it looks dead.

Is not.

Wait. One two three four...

five and six. One two three four.

It's an animal.
Perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

One two Three...
one two Three...

Wake up, Coco. Hold on, I'll check the pulse.

We have to figure something out.

Wait, out of the way.

Fly Coco.

Chief, Sonia Lamar can't be reached.

Leave a message. Ask
him to call back.

The whole house has been searched.
No sign of the child.

Have you looked in the freezer?

That, that can't be true.
- Yes, you can.

Too much is too much.

Did the fuse blow?
- Happy birthday, dude!

Blow them!

Take one, I made them myself.

Really? - Yes.

Take one, I made them myself.

What's in it?
- It's vanilla and chicken.

This is chocolate and chili.

And it's pink
ratatouille and blueberries.

Is it good?
- Very tasty.

Delicious. - Right?

Come and give a speech.
- Talk, talk!

I don't like talking.

Thank you for coming to my birthday.
- And for beer!

But I have to
asks you to leave.

This is my boss's house and I am
taking care of his son.

I hope you understand.
I am sorry.

It's a joke.
- Very funny though.

I'm looking for an owner!

Evening from the police. I am looking for an owner.

That would be me, but
it's a bit complicated.

Are you or aren't you?
- No, but I'm a babysitter.

The neighbors have complained about the noise.

I need to talk to mine.

Don't waste it, people
are just leaving.

Have you been drinking?
- A little.

Even if you are a babysitter?
- Just one glass...

You're coming with us.
- It is not necessary.

Everyone leaves. What are you doing?

I swear people were
just leaving. It's no joke.

Happy birthday, dude!

Happy birthday, dude.
- I photographed everything.

You enjoyed it, didn't you?

I wish I was you.
- Of course.

Don't worry, I found another shirt.

You guys are assholes!
You did this to Sonia.

It was fun,
Didn't you enjoy it?

Stranger's ass in my face,
In Sonia's presence?

I didn't enjoy it.
I can't imagine worse.

Frank? - What?

Behind you.

He doesn't sleep.
- He must be walking in his sleep.

Rémi.

Remy! Wait!

I'll explain. I'm turning 30
and this was my friends idea.

I tried to evict them.

can you be
without telling your father about this?

Yes, but I want 300 euros.

What?
- 300 euros or I'll call my father.

Where can I get 300 euros?

My parents gave you money,
right? You have three seconds, one...

Rémi, are you crazy?
- Or else I'll call my father.

Pleased?
- 100 euros are missing. I'm calling my dad.

I do not have it.

Wait for me in your room.

Can you lend me some money?

Of course, Sylvain.

I will pay back.
- How much? Do you have a pen?

What, you want money?
- No, let it be.

I only have five euros.

Rémi, I have 30 euros.

Rémi? Where is he?
- Not a clue.

Rémi? - Remi?

Your phone is on the chair.
- Damn.

What does this mean?
- What?

13 missed calls.

Kakara sent a text message
for all women.

What does the message say?

I want to fuck you.

Apparently someone is interested.

I'll kill him!

I'll kill him!

"I'll kill him."
Amory going to see a psychologist?

Not a clue. I've met
him only twice.

You said you knew him well.
Did you give up our children to a stranger?

Is it my fault if
the babysitter betrays us?

Are you crazy? It was
your evening more important than Rémi?

You are the most self-centered
the person i know!

I'm not that selfish.

when we make love
you are calling your own name!

Rémi?

Rémi?

Is he in the garden?
- No.

Sam. The boy is missing
start looking for him.

Don't worry, I'll find him.

Remy!

Where the hell is that brat?

Remy!

This bedroom is awesome.
- Where are you? This is not fun.

Remy!

Did he see me?
- Yes, I saw you.

I'm sorry, Sonia.
- No worries.

I saw his stuff.

Sam, did you see him?

I searched everywhere,
and I didn't find anything.

Hey guys.
Want to play a word game?

There is no time, we are looking for a child.

Rémi? - Yes.

Did she have a blouse,
where is the red hood? - Yes.

I haven't seen him.

Just kidding.
He went home on his bike.

This is his home.
- Then he went somewhere else.

Karkulainen, just what we needed.

I'll get the car like that
let's go find him.

Deuce!

I found the car!

Nice car. I'll sit in the front.

Where are you going?
- The boy ran away.

You're kidding.
- No, it's true.

Wait, I'll come with you.

I'll come with you!

We have a problem and
we have to go.

Can you handle it all out?

Clear. Everything is taken care of.

Thanks mates. Let's go already!

Where could he have gone?

Let's imagine ourselves as him.
Where would I go?

I ran away once as a child.
- Where?

After 3 days they don't
still missing me.

So I returned home.

Look over there.

Amusement park. Sure, let's go there.

And let's look for the boy later.

Damn, I forgot about him.

Who?
- Lucien. That married woman.

Same name as my wife.
- A married woman?

I'm trying to help the couple.
The woman is frustrated.

You are so likable.
- Listen to how happy he is.

Hello? - Hey.

The plans have arrived
change. The party is over.

I was just leaving.
can you come to me

I'm far from the 15th district.

It's not a long way there.
A maximum of 25 minutes.

I'll be there in about 25 minutes.

Great. My husband
is not home yet.

Are you sure?
- Absolutely.

He went to his niece's party
with to Saint-Germain-en-Layeje.

Hello?

Allright then.
- Give me that phone.

Lucy? - Ernest?

Mussuka, are you there?

Yes, here it is
bitch, that's a bitch too.

I'll kill you!

How could I have known?
- You're killing my wife.

Shut up. - I want out!

Stop, I want out!

Sam puts Ernest's wife!

Stop filming.

The door, damn it.

Ernest, are you okay?
- Go to hell.

You have great friends!

Wait, Ernest. It's a misunderstanding.

A misunderstanding. Lucy,
who calls her husband a musuka.

I'm a bitch and you fuck my wife.

Ernest, come back!

Cops, throw us
we missed it. Hold this, Sam.

I do not know anything about anything.

Good evening. Would you please turn it off
the engine and you would give the car papers.

Sure.

No problem.
- Stop!

Alex, what are you doing?
- Everything is under control.

Nothing is under control.
- Stop it, Alex!

I do not have a driver's license,
and no register extract.

No register extract?
Where did you get this car?

From the Schaudelli garage.

Tomorrow I will take this my friend
to the garage for repair.

Rémi is there!

Turn around.
- The police are after us.

Turn around!
- The police are after us.

I can not believe this!
- Stop!

Heck, there they are.

Good evening.
- Stop immediately!

We will stop. Stop it, asshole!

I didn't take my suspenders.
Please stop.

Stop the car immediately!

I do not see you!

Alex stop please.

Alex, if we bump into each other, I'll kill you!

Don't worry. I'll make them run away.

I pissed them off!

I pulled them!

Sam, look.

Who is Sébastien Loeb? I.

You need to stop.
- Stop, dammit!

The job will be done.
- It was the rearview mirror!

This is a rally! Right left.

This is super fast!

I got away from them,
now you can thank me.

Luckily it's not broken.

Don't be like that.

The view is quite impressive,
but it's not that bad.

I ran them off, didn't I?

I want to die.

I want you dead too.

What is missing from this is that
we find Rém dead in the forest.

Then it's all over.
- Do not worry.

I bet he eats
cotton candy Let's find him.

The police are coming, let's go.

Look, Tivoli is over there.

Hurry up, they'll be here soon.

What did they do to my Range?

I don't care about your Range or our home.
Aren't there more important things?

Who is it?
- Your mother.

Are you not going to answer?
- Things are already in a bad shape anyway.

I did not mean it like that.
He talks for hours.

I should have listened to him.

Well?

He won't answer if he
has gone home already?

Sam, now you can go
to his wife.

Shut up, Alex.

What a mess.

Are you sure this is the right route?
- Not a clue.

What are all these men doing
here? Is there a parking lot nearby?

Duck park.

This is a whore forest.

Really? - Yes.

Good evening.
- Evening.

I was there to investigate.
- A big case, I guess.

What?

Good evening. - Evening.

Hey.

We're here.

Watch out for it.

Thank you.

Did you notice the way he looked at me?
- She was a whore.

What do you know about women?

He looked at me.
- She's a whore.

Did he look at you the same way?
- No.

But she's a whore.

He would like me.
- for 50 euros.

He does it with me on the 25th.

In that case.

This reminds me of the time
when I was carefree and silly.

Last week?

We are looking for Rémi and
then we leave here.

Remy!

It's not him.

He is here.

Rémi...

Excuse me sir.

He's over there!

Rémi. - Frank.

I was worried. Let's go home.

No can do.
- Come on.

Enough worries for this
for the day. Go away from here.

Enough of this fooling around!

You can leave, but leave me.

Help. I'm being kidnapped!
- Stop that.

They are pedophile...
- Okay, I'll let you go.

He's joking.

Let's go eat a waffle.

Eat your waffle because
we won't stay long.

It's nice here. Place
helps relieve stress.

I don't want a waffle.
- Take it, because I want to apologize.

I do not want it.
- Accept my apology.

Alright, it was fun.

What do you like most here?

From that!

You're too young for that.

If someone goes to her
as a result, then it will work.

You can't go to it.

Don't be such a coward.
I want to go to it.

You are not very brave.

Franck is not. I
I will go with him.

I'll go. I just do not want,
that he will get sick.

Where can I get tickets?
- From there.

You know you can still leave.
- Yes.

Do you want out?
- I don't.

Just say if you want.
- All right.

Relax, Franck.

I'm quite relaxed.

What power.

Some women are triggered by that.

Really?
- Yes. We can go together if you want.

Do you take a girl like that
device to make him come?

No but...

He takes a girl like that
for that purpose.

What a loser!

Did you pee your pants?

Franck, I'm talking to you.

Did you pee your pants?
- I don't.

Are you okay?
- Let's watch it on video!

Look at that expression!

A rather elastic mouth.

You scared me
more. Take a look.

You are more scared than I am.

Take a look.

He gets sick there.
We won't do it again.

Where do we go next?

I do not know.

Damn it!

Was that it already?

I do not feel very well.

Is it for me?
- What do I get in return?

A kiss.

You've seen a ghost.

Do you want one like this?

No, we still have places to go.
- Come.

What is a dark room?
- A room where it's dark.

What? What now?

Whereabouts?

What was that?
- I ran into something.

Carefully.
- Alex, where are you?

Behind you.
- Who was it?

I.
- It's Sonia.

I can not see anything.
- Me neither.

Franck, what did you think of the place?

I never have
excited so much.

Really? - Yes.

Did you like the place?
- I'd go right back.

Why are you laughing?

I photographed everything.
- Brilliant!

Why are you laughing?

We'll show it, but promise
that you don't start to break down.

Clear. - Sure.

It was just for fun.
- I don't see any humor in it.

Come on.

I should be angry here, shouldn't you
even noticed that you kissed the man.

It's nice company.

Rémi, why do you want to be big?

your boyfriend,
if you are still beautiful

It's good to have dreams.
- He is right.

What is your dream, Alex?

Alright thanks Alex.
- How about you Sam?

Forget the last 30 minutes.
- Already forgotten.

Frank?

Publish your own comic.
- I better forget it.

Rémi, be serious.
What is your real dream?

What?

That my father will come to see
when I play soccer.

I don't like football either.

What is your dream, Sonia?
- There are many.

Get a penis just for an hour to
i would know what it's like.

Open a global bakery chain.

Experience at least once for real
a relationship based on love.

And that Frack and Sam
stop breaking in.

Same.

Alright, we'll have to come up with something then.

What is he doing?

What did you ask?
- Something to make you smile again.

What? - Come.

Neither do I.
- Come sing.

Go, Francky.
- Just like in the old days.

I can not sing.
- Come on.

♪ When you were mine, I didn't want you ♪

♪ Your pretty face got you
always to stand out ♪

♪ Someone else immediately wanted you for themselves ♪

♪ It's probably too late to leave now ♪

♪ Baby, give it to me
one more chance ♪

♪ Looks like I love you
- There's no way you could let me go... ♪

♪ Back to your heart.
- Honey, I was blind when I let you go. ♪

♪ I let you go, baby.
- Could you hold me? ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ I want you back ♪

♪ I want you back ♪

♪ When I tried to live without your love,
it kept me up all night ♪

♪ Let me make up for my mistake ♪

♪ My tears are falling everywhere
where I remember you walking ♪

♪ After the girl who
I didn't even want it for myself ♪

♪ Baby, give it to me
one more chance ♪

♪ There's no way you could let me go ♪

♪ to your heart ♪

It was awesome.
- Really cool.

Not worse.
- You are jealous.

Thank you.

It was fun. Your
should be removed more often.

I'm not stiff.
- Then open this button.

I won't eat you.

You remember your farewell drink.

Why did you say otherwise?

Because you never called me.

But now you have a boyfriend.

I just met him yesterday.

Is your home far away?
- Half an hour's journey.

Unfortunately for us
there is no more car.

That's so idiotic of you
consequence of the behavior.

What are you doing?
- Ernest.

Ernest, come down.

What is the problem?

Do you know him?

Yes, how so?
- He doesn't pay his bills.

And his French. It
made me nervous.

What are you laughing at?
- Not for anything.

Are you mocking me?
Is he your friend?

He said Ernest was drinking
and ate, and refuses to pay.

We're not laughing at you.
We didn't understand the situation.

We pay. How much?

Here you go!

Ernest, such a fool!

Oh God!
- Rémi, let's go!

Damn!

That was quite a lot!

Let's go hide.

Are you crazy?
- He put my wife.

Gypsies are coming after us.

Even Chuck Norris
leave the gypsies alone.

There they are. Stay hidden.

They went, we can leave.

What's wrong, Rémi?
- Did you bring my inhaler?

An inhaler? I didn't take it.

He has asthma.
- He'll be fine.

The situation is serious,
my brother died of it.

I don't want to hear another word from you!

When he died...
- Didn't you hear?

I'm quiet.

We should call an ambulance.
- Then the gypsies will come here too.

And they call his parents.
- It's half an hour's journey home.

He'll be fine in that time.
- Be quiet!

There are microcars.

No, forget it.

Do you have a better idea?
- Let's go.

I am a great driver.

Do not touch me.

What an idiot. I can hardly even drive.

Take the camera.
- Speed up now.

Hurry now!

Watch out Sam, behind you!

Dammit, take the camera!

What are you doing?
We have to help Sam!

No, he can do judo. He'll be fine.

Are you really not going to help?
- I can not do anything.

Picture the ride!

Be careful!

Out of the way!

Out of the way!

This is awesome!

Fast and Furious!

Vin Diesel couldn't do better!

Precautionary!

Where is Sam?
- He got into trouble.

What kind of problem?

Gypsies. Throw a banana.
- What?

Throw, throw with your banana!

Great.

Watch out, I'm coming before you!

Great. Is this
one of your dreams sonia?

How is Rémi?

We cannot delay.

Help me with his helmet.

Are you okay?
- Yes, how so?

Take off his helmet.

Boy, we're there. Come on.

Out of the way.

Sorry, Rémi. It was an accident.

You are a strong guy. Really strong.

Ernesti must have fainted.

What is it about?

What is this?
- We have to do something.

Make room and give the inhaler.

Out of the way.
- Rémy.

Breathe, Rémi. Once more.

Are you okay?
- That mini car ride was super!

I have 14 pizzas Franck
For Amory. Do you happen to know him?

Not a clue.
- He has to pay me.

Mr. Schaudel!

You are like an old man
from that one cartoon.

From Up.
- Exactly.

Folks, the party is over.
Stop drinking!

What a mess. Go away.

Get down from there!

You can't get in.
- Why not?

Do you have a ticket?
- Is not.

Then you can't get in.
- I know the owner.

Look, the fish are popping ecstasy!

Look, he's smoking a cigar on his ass.

Hi, I'm Mr. Schaudel.

my breath stinks
because I'm a badass.

Where did you find this?
- Take it easy.

Where did you find it?
- From the cigar box.

I asked you to stop.

Turn off the music!

Girls, it's a leather couch, get off.

Amazing party!

No, enough drinking now.

Hey, dude! Do you want stuff?

Put that plate away!

What exactly are you doing?

I found a child!

Paul, I'll break your neck!

Franck, I was just about to call you.

People don't agree to leave.

I ask them to leave once more.

No, we're going to the hot tub.
- Exactly.

Hey, leave the kid alone!

I said leave the kid alone!

Can we make this a boo?

No. Where did you find it?
- In the basement.

Don't touch it.

Where is the hot tub?

They throw him out the window!

Are you okay Rémi?
Hang in there, I'll come get you.

Son of a bitch!
Here's your text message!

No one touches
in my ass. Fuck you.

Stop filming or I'll die
my dog to put your mother.

Alex, help me get her.

Come on, Rémi.

Is your camera waterproof?

My camera.
- I don't care about your camera.

Don't you have anything else to do?

Thank you ma'am.

Let's go dry you off.

What's going on here?

You are a real asshole!
Wait like everyone else.

What are you doing?
- There she is.

A sausage for your birthday.

Damn, it burns.
- Get out.

Get out of here everyone!

All out.
Fuck everyone!

What has become of him?

What a battlefield.

Go home.
- You don't get Christmas presents.

Hey, go home to sleep.

Look at this.

Look what you've done.

Get out of there and go home.

This is your fault.
I hate you.

It's just a little messy.

I'm at home now, but I'll help you
to clean at 9:00 tomorrow.

How do we replace everything
broken? Like a car.

It was stolen while you were sleeping
and you heard nothing.

You say that about the house
The Greenpeace crowd broke in.

They broke everything,
because Schaudel does not recycle.

You did what you could, but
it was too late for the bird.

To the bird?
- I think they killed it.

Rémi was saved.
- Pizzas paid for.

Alex?

Alex, did you kill the parrot?
- No, but Greenpeace.

What happened to it?
- It was Greenpeace.

What happened to the parrot?

Hi Frank. You will see
this video one day.

I want to thank you. I do not
never been so much fun.

Even if you were annoying sometimes.

I hope I have
would be a father like you.

Someone who goes crazy
and plays with me

and think of me too
and not just himself.

So if you are looking for a job,
I take you as my father.

Not the easiest task,

but you get paid well.

Working hours can be negotiated.

Rémi, where are you?
- I am coming!

Where are you?
- In the bathroom. I will come soon.

That's what I meant by annoying.

Got to go. Happy Birthday.

That's all.

I hope you had a good time with us.

Franck, your thoughts
about your birthday?

They were perhaps my last,
because I'm dead tomorrow

I don't know what to expect.

Here. - Thank you.

Drink this and go to sleep,
tomorrow we get up early.

I'm hungry.
- Do you want a pastry?

I'm not that hungry.

What is that sound?

What is that?

Are there still people outside?
- Can not be.

My camera, quick.

Speed up now.

The fun never ends!

Look at this gentleman.

I want to talk to Mr. and
with Mrs. Schaudel.

Leave her alone!

I want to speak to Mrs. Schaudel.

No more rambling now. And don't laugh!

We have a problem.
- So you!

That guy up there has a problem too.

Stop him, deflate the balls!

Throw stones!

Shoot, Rémi!

This is the craziest thing
I have ever photographed.

This is guaranteed to get
million views on YouTube.

Why is it blinking? The battery is empty!

Back to square one,
we still don't know anything.

Vice versa. I think that
we know much more.

He misses his father.

Maybe, but we don't
know where the boy is.

I invented it!

What?
- Klonkku, earlier.

We didn't know who it was.

He is an ugly monster Taru
from the Lord of the Rings movie.

Caillaud. - Right?

Go wait
to the station. On the spot.

Even the boy's painting is ruined.

It's not a boy's, damn it!

Listen up. Theirs was
to wake up early in the morning.

Do you know why? Apparently
at least not to clean up.

Moment.

What are you looking for?

I know where they are.

Franck, I'm here.

What an ordeal to rise
up, terrible headache.

I brought something we can use to clean the walls.

Mr. and Mrs. Schaudel,
you are back.

Last night here
absolutely incredible things happened.

Armed with Greenpeace
men invaded here.

We have seen the video.

Mr. Schaudel, it got away
out of control, but a lot was also saved.

For example, your plate,
which you are attached to.

Sorry.

It was from Klonku!

Deuce.

Let go. I won't tell you
anything! It's all Franck's fault!

Good, Rémi! Good!

Hey.

Hey.

You're back already. Shouldn't you?
don't come back until six in the evening?

Did everything go well?

Good.

Did you just come?
Did you go home yet?

Listen, it's not what you think.

The men of Greenpeace...

It does not...
- Be quiet.

I promised my wife I wouldn't hit
you. But don't encourage it.

Now it's a proper football match!

I forgot the hotdog.

Marc...
- Mr. Schaudel.

I'm not here for you. They are.

You will not be arrested here.

I don't want my son's finals
to spoil. They are waiting for you.

Range Rover: 85,000 euros.

Steinway piano: 24,000 euros.

22 bottles of champagne, a shirt...

mental suffering
from a plate and a parrot.

You are in deep trouble. Now you listen!

No, you listen to me.

We destroyed your home,
but Rémi is much happier now.

Without us, you wouldn't even be here.

And I have no money
pay you back.

One more thing, no
have to come on monday.

What he said?

That I don't have to
to come to work on Monday.

Did you get a day off?
Cool because I'm broke.

Young man, can I have your autograph?

Father!

Did you see my paint?

Thus. And quite a few
against the opponent.

Did you see that, mom?
- Yes Dear.

Shall we go?

All right, we have to go now.

Mr. Amory,
we have a lot to discuss.

Just a little moment.

I'll never forget this night.

Stop!

It's me, Franck Amory.

Handsome in drawings, but
even more handsome in real life.

I was able to fulfill my dream,
thanks a very motivated publisher.

Hey.

Hey. Pretty much people.

Keep signing autographs.

What is your name?

Rémi, we have to
to leave or we'll be late.

Hi Frank!
- Good luck for the match.

Thank you!

You're welcome. Have a nice day.

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