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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,814 Paulie? Paulie! 2 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,818 - I told you not to touch my stuff, Paulie. - Should've found a better hiding place. 3 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,445 - Give me that! - Hey! Give it back! 4 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,364 You want it? Catch! 5 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:37,995 Mikey! Let me out! 6 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,329 Dad's gonna kill you! 7 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,791 Let me out! Mikey! Mikey! 8 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,095 Fuck. 9 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:05,148 Paul, can we please talk? 10 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,735 I'll take that as a no. 11 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:21,371 {\an8}I'm so sorry, Paul. I'm so sorry. 12 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,792 {\an8}I can't believe this is happening again. 13 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:30,172 {\an8}Are... are you... just not gonna say anything? 14 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,219 Okay, I know you act like you're dead inside-- 15 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,806 Okay, all right. You wanna talk? Wanna have a little chin-wag 16 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:43,018 about the life sentence we're gonna get for what looks like premeditated murder? 17 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:46,897 No, no, it was self-defense! He was threatening to show that evidence. 18 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,233 You invited him over! 19 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,819 - You fed him marsala. - I thought I could get through to him! 20 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:55,989 Okay, all I know is now we have to... get rid of him somehow. 21 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,200 - Yeah. - Can't call the guy who helped last time. 22 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,119 Because you just brained him. 23 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,329 Yeah. I'll help you. 24 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,455 Oh, yeah. 25 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,957 I can help. I can help. 26 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,336 - Please don't. - I can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 27 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,672 We'll wrap him in one of your construction tarps, 28 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,466 wait for nightfall, dump his body by the river, 29 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,178 and... and make it look like it was an overdose. 30 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,847 - Okay, El Chapo. Nice plan. - Right? 31 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:23,476 And obviously, we're gonna have to take the house off the market. 32 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:28,856 Oh my God. Did you kill him to get out of selling this fuckin' place? 33 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,860 - He's in a rug, Paul! - Because you put him there! 34 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,363 Oh... you wanna talk about the dead person in the house? 35 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:37,614 It's you, Lydia! 36 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:40,660 - What are you talking about? - You're gonna help me. You're gonna-- 37 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,704 You... you barely left the house in three years. 38 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,957 Your own daughter won't even talk to you because you're so stuck. 39 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,668 That's not true! Emily's just busy with college! 40 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,588 She's not too busy to talk to me. 41 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:57,886 And not through the lights! On the phone, like a normal parent-child relationship! 42 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,847 Hey, you wanna keep chattin'? 43 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,725 Get the fuck out, Lydia! 44 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:07,520 Fine. 45 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,397 Fuck you, Paul! 46 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,068 Try not to kill anyone else! 47 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,323 Come on. 48 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,574 There he is! 49 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:24,620 People's Most Sexy Man Alive. I made you a coffee. 50 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:25,996 Uh, thanks. 51 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,916 I'm dying to know what this big opportunity is 52 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,334 that your agent has for you. 53 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,544 I already told him no more infomercials, 54 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:36,298 and I'm not gonna be the spokesman for Randy's Tires of Burbank. 55 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:39,259 Ew, no. You have to wait for the right thing. 56 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,929 Like maybe something in the Yellowstone universe. 57 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,431 - I'd be perfect for that. - Right? 58 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:48,644 We don't need to be desperate. We still have your Schwab and your NFTs. 59 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,688 You know, I already hated this house, but now, everywhere I look, 60 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:54,149 I'm haunted by the ghost of you and your fuck-buddy past. 61 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,777 - Honey, don't. - Honey, don't "honey, don't" me. 62 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:59,196 Did you do it back there? Did you do it in the bedroom? 63 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,242 Did you have shower sex with him? I don't doubt it. 64 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:05,786 It wasn't a guy. 65 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,787 Then what was he? 66 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,039 He was a she. 67 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,086 - I mean, is that what you want? - No. 68 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,296 - Good Lord. - No, I want you. 69 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,674 - I got a big meeting today, all right? - I know. I know. 70 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,384 Please. How do we get past this? 71 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,011 I will do anything. I will go to counseling. 72 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,764 I'll sign another prenup. 73 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:27,891 - I'll get rebaptized. - I don't know right now. 74 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:29,643 I don't know if I can get past it. 75 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,020 You're just gonna have to settle down for a second. 76 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:32,981 Okay. 77 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:37,901 No, you're right. 78 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,280 I... I don't think we can move on in this house. 79 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,824 I mean, what if we moved across the street? 80 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:47,536 I mean, you've always loved that house, even after everything that happened. 81 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,913 And Harper could stay in her same school. 82 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,457 As if you even know where Harper goes to school. 83 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,918 Of course I do. 84 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,295 I'm not that bad of a stepmom. 85 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,547 - She goes to Hillside. View! - It's called Hillview. 86 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,341 - Hillview, Margo. - Hillside... Hillview. That's what I said. 87 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:05,638 And even if we wanted to buy that house, we can't because Lydia doesn't like you. 88 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,768 Who's Lydia? 89 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:13,895 Hey! 90 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,315 Hey, Emily, honey. It's me. 91 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,027 Um... it's Mom. Been a while. 92 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,197 But I... I miss you. 93 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,158 And so I was just... 94 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,704 I was wondering if, you know, maybe I could, um, stop by. 95 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,999 Um... So, yeah. 96 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,043 Okay. Bye. 97 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:36,627 Oh Jesus. 98 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:38,713 Stupid. 99 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,058 Oh! Fuck was that? 100 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,977 Oh fuck. 101 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,521 Oh my God. 102 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,108 Oh my God! Are you okay? 103 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,026 I'm fine! 104 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,612 I didn't see you. You know, you came just out of nowhere! 105 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,947 - It's no problem! - Oh God. 106 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,240 Should I call 911? 107 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:08,492 No, no, no, no. I'm all right. 108 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,451 I'm all right. 109 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,288 No! Okay, here. Let me help you up. 110 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,040 Maybe we could go into your house and get some ice? 111 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,041 No. 112 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,196 Ow! 113 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,325 The code is 6969. It's an inside joke. 114 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:34,245 Yeah. Yeah, I think I get it. 115 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:37,873 Oh, thank you. Over here. 116 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,251 Fuck! 117 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,713 Yeah. I always wondered what it looked like in here. 118 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,007 - It's chic, right? - Yeah. 119 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,634 Believe it or not, I did the whole place myself. 120 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,888 - Believe it. - Thank you. 121 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,640 I'm actually trying to make a career of it. 122 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,852 You know, I wanna be more than just a trophy wife. 123 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,353 Yeah. Here. Why don't I... 124 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,357 - Oh fuck! - Sorry. Oh, sh... Sorry. 125 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:08,570 - Sorry. That was just shocking. Thanks. - I'm gonna get some ice to put on it. 126 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,702 Oh, okay. This one. 127 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,704 Jesus. 128 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,375 Seriously? 129 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,425 Thank you. I appreciate it. 130 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:31,801 Yeah. I... I'm sorry. 131 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,638 Again, I'm so sorry. 132 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:42,021 I've been under a lot of stress, you know, with, uh, selling the house and... 133 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,982 Uh... God, I can't believe-- 134 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:48,486 I'm sorry. I almost k... I could have killed you. 135 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,406 Maybe it would've been better if you did kill me. 136 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:53,907 What? 137 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,743 If I was dead, then maybe J.D. might forgive me. 138 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,205 - I cheated on him. - Mm-hmm. 139 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,751 With a woman. I mean, a-- God, a gorgeous woman. 140 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,713 But it's just been a shitty morning. 141 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,714 Sorry, TMI. 142 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:13,260 Oh, no. No. It's interesting. I... 143 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,561 Are you okay? 144 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,022 Yeah. No. I've also had a shitty morning. 145 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,276 My daughter doesn't wanna see me, so... 146 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,278 Girls are rough. 147 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,697 Just ask the ten-year-old demon I live with. 148 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:41,871 Oh, fuck it. 149 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,186 Thank you, my man. 150 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:06,646 Hey, J-Dizzles! 151 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,106 - Hey. - There's the big man. 152 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,859 How you doin'? So, uh, we headin' to the Ivy? What's the plan? 153 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,611 Nah, we can just chat here. 154 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,613 What? Here? 155 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,989 Yeah. So how you been, brother? 156 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,116 I've been good. I've been good. Thanks for askin'. 157 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,702 Uh, you know, I've actually been noodlin' on a pitch. 158 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,788 It's a biopic about the Property Brothers. 159 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,248 - Just-- - I'm gonna stop you there. 160 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,042 Sure, sure. Just... just sandboxin'. 161 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,170 Yeah, I know. Uh, we're lettin' you go. 162 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,048 What? 163 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,176 - Why? - We can't give you what you need. 164 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,011 What... what you deserve. 165 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:41,306 I don't deserve anything. I'm just looking for the chance to do good-- 166 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,432 What the fuck is this? 167 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,560 All your signed soap opera convention photos. 168 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,647 Why is she even here? 169 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,442 Just in case, you know, you had another... incident. 170 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:55,445 Are you kiddin' me? I made one mistake, Drew. 171 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,739 - One mistake! - You brought a gun to the set. 172 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,241 Hey, I was in a tailspin! I told you it was the meds. 173 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:03,411 I was experiencing mild hallucinations. I had a reduced appetite. 174 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:06,289 I hadn't eaten in days, all right? I was starved! 175 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,500 Take a breath, brother. 176 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,252 - Now bring it in. - Huh? 177 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,921 - A hug. Gimme some love. - What? 178 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,964 Bring this thing in. Come on. 179 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,592 You're gonna be all right. 180 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,720 Huh? You got your smoke-show wife. 181 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,930 Your daughter. 182 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,474 Just take some time. 183 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,393 Go back to Missouri. 184 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,519 - Oklahoma. - Wherever. 185 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,230 Just go away. 186 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:31,732 Okay, Drew. 187 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,694 - Could you... - We don't validate. 188 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,239 You haven't been here that long. Probably just be a couple bucks. 189 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,907 See you, bro. 190 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,182 Come on. 191 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,727 Oh shit. 192 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:12,982 Oh shit. 193 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,989 - Welcome, Samson fam. - Wow! 194 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,866 - That's what I'm talkin' about. - Fuck. 195 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,202 - What are you doing? - Huh? No. 196 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,622 Uh, nothin'. Just, uh... 197 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,457 - Nothing. - Jesus. 198 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,710 You look like Nick Nolte's mugshot. You keep partying without me? 199 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,087 - Hey, it was a rough night. - You're tellin' me. 200 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,799 - Me and Larry had trauma sex. - I don't wanna know. Who's downstairs? 201 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,925 Oh, serious buyers. 202 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,969 I have a really good feeling about them. Beautiful intergenerational family. 203 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,346 Uh-huh. Cancel it. 204 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:30,391 Why? 'Cause you're in the middle of a hang-xiety spiral? No one gives a shit. 205 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,935 My brother died. 206 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,728 Well, now I feel terrible. 207 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,772 Can you just get 'em outta here? 208 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,358 Wait. Your brother that you were tryin' to frame? 209 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,653 What? I didn't say frame. 210 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,737 Oh, you mean... Oh. 211 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,949 No. I said save. I was gonna... save him. 212 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,786 No, you specifically said you were gonna plant drugs on him and send him back-- 213 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,997 I was on drugs, Greg. Huh? I didn't know what I was sayin'. 214 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,458 Okay. I'm sorry. 215 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,503 I'm really sorry. Don't worry about it. I'm gonna keep this real short and sweet. 216 00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,921 - Thank you. - Okay. 217 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,423 Meanwhile, you might wanna clean yourself up a scooch 218 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,094 'cause you smell like the inside of a cat's mouth. 219 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,429 Ooh! 220 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,891 Look at this built-in bar! 221 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,602 - This is gonna be my room! - Yeah! 222 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,815 Uh, Ma, listen. Uh, Carla and I... 223 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,901 Look, we're really appreciative of you offering to help us buy the house. 224 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,987 - That's what family is for. - Yeah. 225 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,073 If Carla's mother was still alive, she would want that too. 226 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,867 God rest her soul. 227 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,119 She thought religion was a colonial holdover. 228 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,161 - But if... - Not right now. 229 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,622 What... what we... what we're sayin' is... is that... 230 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:38,376 Look, Carla feels as though... And also, I feel... 231 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:43,047 We both feel that it's important that we establish our couple vibe... 232 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,216 ...before we bring in a third. 233 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,176 - Right. That sounded weird. - It did. 234 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,595 Okay. I got it. 235 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,932 What I mean is, we wanna move into this house, 236 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,434 just the three of us. 237 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,977 Yes. The three of us. 238 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,854 No. 239 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,857 - The three of us. - Like one, two, three. 240 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,778 I see. 241 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,488 I see. 242 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,074 - M... Ma, I-- - Hey, fam! 243 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,703 Slight snag-a-roo. Little Snagourney Weaver. 244 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,163 Um... 245 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,790 Paul, the owner, has had a death in the family. 246 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,417 It's his brother. 247 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,253 - So we're gonna have to make this quick. - Should we just leave? 248 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,006 Absolutely not. Paul's brother would not have wanted that. 249 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,884 But I do think if you're serious about making an offer, 250 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,553 I want you to think about a number where you're comfortable landing 251 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,305 and then go way above that. 252 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,765 Don't look at me. 253 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,559 It's on the three of them. 254 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,770 - Mom. - We're fine. 255 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,148 My husband is about to publish his second bestseller. 256 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,192 - Yeah. - What? What was his first? 257 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,069 Shadowcasters. 258 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,280 - I don't know why I asked. I don't read. - Oh. Okay. 259 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,574 Dr. Henderson? 260 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,450 Yeah, I got a second. 261 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,286 I can read. I just don't. 262 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,289 You were with the Philharmonic, right? 263 00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,791 I was. Mmm. 264 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,211 - But I... I gave up my seat. - Hmm. 265 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,214 Well, there's a seat for you right over there. 266 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,842 Um... right. The pink piano. 267 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,468 It's cool, right? 268 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,971 Yeah, the... Uh-huh. The... 269 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,225 - So, if you get the itch, just come on by. - Yeah. 270 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,981 I know Harper misses getting lessons from Jacob. 271 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,858 Then why did you fire him? 272 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:29,070 Oh. Because it conflicted with her ballet. 273 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,991 She needed those classes. She is graceless. 274 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,533 Okay. 275 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:38,163 Anyway, I always thought that Jacob was a really special... young man. 276 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,582 Yeah. 277 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,334 Yeah. 278 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,839 I was actually on my way over 279 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,632 to give you this. 280 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,928 Jacob left it here before, you know... 281 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,514 Thank you. 282 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,727 I'm so sorry that I didn't bring it over sooner. I... 283 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,397 I didn't know what to say or how to act. 284 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,399 Yeah. 285 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,944 My brother died when I was 15. 286 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,487 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 287 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,157 Yeah, he died in a fire. 288 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,618 I left the space heater on. 289 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:21,831 Anyway, I'm sorry. I am not trying to compare that to you losing your son. 290 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,585 Losing a brother isn't easy either. 291 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,463 Sometimes I feel guilty for just being alive. 292 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,052 Then I remember that Bobby wouldn't want me to blame myself. 293 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,770 - Thank you. - Yeah. 294 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,567 You know, it's funny. 295 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,278 - I never liked you. - How's that? 296 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,239 No, I just mean that I... I guess I was intimidated by you 297 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,826 'cause you're just so cultured and, like, effortlessly gorgeous. 298 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,038 I mean, look at your house. 299 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,165 Mmm. Yeah. 300 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,168 Honestly, J.D. and I were thinking about making an offer. 301 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,837 You know, just to downsize. 302 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,006 Uh-huh. Yeah. 303 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,344 That is, if he decides he doesn't hate me. 304 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,433 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 305 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,477 Do you do all that every day? 306 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,770 All what? 307 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,980 The hair and the makeup. 308 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,442 I wake up like this. 309 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:31,901 I'm just kidding! 310 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,198 - I have an idea for you. - What's that? 311 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,326 Help me hobble up the stairs, and I'll 312 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,328 give you a little zhuzh. 313 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,581 Well, I... I don't know. All right. 314 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,334 Uh, thank you. Uh, thank you, Dr. Henderson. 315 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,687 - Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to-- - No, no. I... You know what? I wasn't... 316 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,772 Yeah, I didn't realize anybody was even upstairs. 317 00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,566 I'm... I'm sorry. I don't know why I... 318 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,775 Yeah. Well... 319 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,777 I just got some weird news from the doctor. 320 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,697 Dennis. 321 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,491 - Paul. - Oh, Paul. 322 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,285 - Yeah. - I'm so sorry about, uh... 323 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,038 Greg told us that your brother had passed. 324 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:26,706 Uh, yeah. 325 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,416 Sorry, dude. Sorry. 326 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:33,129 Thanks. Yeah. Uh... it was... sudden. 327 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,631 Must have been a shock. 328 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,508 You never know when your time's gonna come. 329 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,596 Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of things I would've done differently. 330 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,015 And, uh, you know... 331 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,893 you only got one family. 332 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,438 And, uh... 333 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,108 he... he had a son. 334 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,951 Man. 335 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,454 Thanks. 336 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,499 Sorry. 337 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,668 I'm... I'm about to have a son. 338 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,921 Oh, congrats. 339 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,215 Yeah. Good for you. That's great. 340 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:22,804 I can't tell you what it would mean to me to be able to raise him in this house. 341 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,351 For as long as I have to raise him. 342 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,645 I appreciate that. 343 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,648 Ooh! 344 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,859 Brother, brother, brother. 345 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,445 Anyway, I think I'm... 346 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:42,740 - Uh, I am gonna shower now, so... - Oh, yeah. Of course. 347 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,909 Have your time. 348 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,088 Hey. You think our sectional would look good in here? 349 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,590 I don't think it'll look good anywhere. 350 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,676 But it doesn't really matter what I think. 351 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,471 Oh, come on, Denise. I want you to feel included. 352 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,016 By icing me out of the house? 353 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,851 By not inviting me to your wedding? 354 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,312 Dennis is my only child. 355 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,897 Denise, there was no wedding. 356 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,316 It was just the two of us and a justice of the peace 357 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,110 that we found on QuickieWeddings.net. 358 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,236 Well, lucky them. 359 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,364 Isn't your father alive? 360 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,991 What did he do to piss you off? 361 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:32,624 I know that you and Dennis are... agonizingly close. 362 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,961 But I need you to let go. 363 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,588 A little distance between family can be a good thing. 364 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,300 I'm a mother! 365 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,344 Mothers don't get to let go. 366 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:48,807 When he's 80, and I live to 100, and I will, 367 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,728 he will still be my baby. 368 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,148 Maybe 369 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,067 one day you'll understand. 370 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,976 What the hell is that? 371 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,687 - Um, a mouse, I think. - It's coming from in here. 372 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,272 You hear that? 373 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,899 - Excuse me. - Who's this man? 374 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,652 That's Paul, the owner. He... he's pretty raw right now. 375 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,569 Hey, Paul. 376 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,738 I was telling these lovely potential buyers 377 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,574 you mayhaps have a cute little critter hangin' out in your walls. 378 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,618 Is that a mouse, persnaps? 379 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,078 It's a big mouse. 380 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,830 - It's a raccoon. - Raccoon? 381 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,749 - Like a rabies raccoon? - Uh-huh. 382 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,877 Yeah, yeah. We thought we got... we were rid of him, but... 383 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,588 I'm s... Hmm. 384 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,799 Um, we tried to get rid of him so many times. 385 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,176 We worked so hard, 386 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,138 but you can't get rid of that little fucker. 387 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:55,392 He's alive. Resilient little son of a fuckin' bitch. 388 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,184 - That's our cue. - Yeah. 389 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,687 - Let's let Paul deal with this, and... - See you, brother. 390 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,731 - Maybe put on some pants if he has time. - Why don't we go this way? 391 00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:04,859 - Let's head to the sunroom. - Okay. 392 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,700 - I know. - What was this guy's name? 393 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,326 - Jake. - Jake. 394 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:17,538 - Well, he sounds like quite a character. - He is. It was really funny. 395 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:21,709 Hi, Harper. I'm so sorry I couldn't pick you up from school today. 396 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,586 I got run over by a car. 397 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,671 Whatever. 398 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,382 Okay, uh, why don't you go up and change? 399 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:30,676 And I'll, uh, help you do homework in a second, okay? 400 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,262 - Okay, Papa. - All right. 401 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,308 So how was the meeting with Drew today? 402 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,185 Not bad. Uh... 403 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,062 You know, he just wanted to let me know it's between me 404 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,315 and, uh, you know, one other guy. 405 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:48,777 For a... role in a new superhero thing. 406 00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,905 - Honey, that is wonderful! - Yeah. 407 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:54,492 I mean, it'd just be playin' a sidekick, but, yeah, it's pretty good. 408 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,912 Are you kidding me? Automatic sink, my ass! 409 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,998 Motion sensor. It doesn't even sense emotion! 410 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,917 It can't hear you! 411 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,210 Calm down. 412 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,753 Maybe we'll be out of here soon. 413 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,173 - What do you mean? - Come here, and I'll tell you. 414 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:12,801 - You have to come 'cause I can't walk. - She just ran you over, huh? 415 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:15,680 - Yeah. - Guess... guess she really does hate you. 416 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,766 No, she doesn't hate me. 417 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,559 We had a great conversation. 418 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,102 - Yeah? - A girl chat. 419 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,812 Like, a super deep girl chat. 420 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,314 Yeah, about the house? 421 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,566 I dipped a toe, playing the long game. 422 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:30,153 Well, you know, I'm just glad you're okay. 423 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,696 But are... 424 00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:34,616 are we okay? 425 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,034 I... I don't know. 426 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:39,913 All I know is that you and Harper, 427 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,082 you know, you're all I got. 428 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,542 That's true. 429 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,460 And everyone should be allowed 430 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,631 to make one mistake. 431 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,257 Right? 432 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,385 - Yes, baby. - Yeah. 433 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,137 I love you. 434 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,307 Uh... 435 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:01,725 Sit, and I'll, uh... 436 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:04,854 - Let me grab you a Percocet, okay? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, baby. 437 00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:08,816 Don't put any pressure on it. 438 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,485 Okay. 439 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:17,993 How about shuttin' the fuckin' door, you little bitch? 440 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,959 Oh, sorry, Ma. I-- 441 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,169 Seriously? You're smokin' again? 442 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,589 I never quit. 443 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:35,342 Those things are gonna kill you, Ma. And... and I need you around. 444 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,845 Oh, so now you need me around. 445 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:38,930 I do. 446 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,641 I made a mistake. 447 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:44,685 - I want you to live with us. - Why? 448 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:47,480 Because you only have one family. 449 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,151 And I need you here in case I... 450 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:55,279 have to suddenly go away... somewhere. 451 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,701 I don't wanna be some unwanted rabies raccoon livin' in your wall. 452 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,870 Evidently, it's time I let go. 453 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,831 Like, what are you talkin' about? 454 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,626 Ask your wife. 455 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,211 But, Ma, I-- 456 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,467 I'm dying. 457 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,099 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 458 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,643 You are flip-flopping all over! 459 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,771 I cannot live with that woman until you're 80 and she's 100. 460 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,691 That's not gonna happen, babe, 'cause, um... 461 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,485 I gotta tell you somethin'. 462 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,153 I already know you took your mom to prom. 463 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,364 No, she drove me there and then she wouldn't leave. 464 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,491 I had to give her, like, one... A couple of slow dances. 465 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,701 - Sounds like the same thing to me. - Would you please? 466 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,287 This is serious. 467 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,165 What? 468 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,002 Uh... Oh God. 469 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,464 Okay, Dennis, you're scaring me. 470 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,259 I'm... 471 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,261 I'm... 472 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,141 I haven't finished my book. 473 00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:10,563 - Okay. Uh... you will, love. - I haven't even started it. 474 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,443 I don't understand. 475 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,903 So you lied? 476 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:20,948 Look, when I wrote my first book, like, nobody gave a shit. 477 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:23,951 So, if it flopped, then I was just failing myself. 478 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:27,121 But now I'd be failing you, and... and the baby. And-- 479 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,747 Wait, so this is my fault? 480 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:31,083 No! I'm... I'm just under a lot of pressure. 481 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:35,338 Everybody is under pressure, Dennis. It's... it's called adulthood. 482 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:40,926 Jesus! Now I see why your mom thinks that she has to still take care of you. 483 00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:45,139 Look, I... I didn't... I didn't know how to tell you, okay? 484 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:47,225 I was afraid that you'd look at me 485 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,061 like you're lookin' at me right now. 486 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,567 Well, then I'll stop lookin' at you. 487 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,167 Mikey? 488 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:18,214 I'm sorry... about... 489 00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:22,635 all of it. 490 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,512 Mikey! 491 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,389 Let me out! 492 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,725 - What's the racket all about? - He stole my stuff. 493 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,436 - No, I didn't! I swear! - Mikey, Jesus Christ! 494 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,980 He's lying! Why the fuck do you always believe him? 495 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,607 What'd you say to me? 496 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,869 I just wanna start over, all right? 497 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,459 I mean, just 'cause things got fucked up... 498 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,962 it doesn't mean it has to stay that way. 499 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,466 He's alive? 500 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,426 Yeah. 501 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,470 Oh, thank God. 502 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:07,180 Thank God. 503 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,181 Mikey, I'm gonna... 504 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,809 I'm gonna open the door. 505 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:20,568 Mikey? 506 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:24,947 Come on. Come on. Fight me. 507 00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:26,657 - Mikey, stop it! - You little pussy. 508 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,161 I don't wanna fight! 509 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:32,162 Oh yeah? 510 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,040 Why don't you ask your wife how my lips taste? 511 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,460 Looking good, by the way. 512 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,588 - Paul, no, don't-- - Stay the fuck out of it! 513 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:57,564 Paul? 514 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,483 What the hell are you doing? 515 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,653 I'm lettin' that fucker rot! 35657

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