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[moaning]
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[moaning]
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Bryan.
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Bryan.
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Bryan.
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Hold on.
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who's Bryan?
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Who's that Bryan?
Johnny is my name.
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son of a bitch
who is that Bryan, huh?
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Motherfucker!
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That's my bra!
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That's my bra you're kissing!
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Don't you want this?
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Because it's flat?
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I feel offended.
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Where are you from?
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Oh my, my naughty boyfriend
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I went with him in there.
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Then, he made me hold his penis.
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Oh, what are you doing?
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I'm washing.
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There are so many germs on that thing.
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Huh?
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There’s a lot of germs on it?
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Yes.
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Why?
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Shit!
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You didn't say anything, Mars
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[crying]
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What happened?
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Who's that?
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According to the women around
that is Berto.
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He was beaten by unidentified men.
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What's the reason?
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He's famous for being a womanizer here
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almost all the women here in the town
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He fucked them already
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Is that so?
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Why is there a hat cover
on his penis?
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That?
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Oh my God
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It's so big and long.
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That's why we covered it.
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what are we talking here
how long is it?
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Maybe about fifteen inches
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fifteen inches?!
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- Yes.
- Jumbo!
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Wow!
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Is that true?
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Yes,
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that's why many have slept with him
and they can’t forget about it.
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And when the length is mentioned
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they really remember Berto
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who they spent the whole night with.
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so Berto is a legend.
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I want that too.
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Berto!
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[crying]
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Hi hon!
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How are you?
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What took you so long?
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[exhales]
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I dropped by at the park
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and there’s a dead man there.
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It’s chaotic
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and there’s a lot of girls too.
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Why tho?
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You won’t believe it
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imagine this
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that guy has 15 inches dick!
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[chuckles]
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huh?!
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Berto’s dead?!
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Arwana
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we still have battery we're fully charged
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please make sure our mic is ready
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Okay, it's charged. I'll get it
ready now. Alright, go ahead.
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Hello, everyone!
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This is Injanno Jones
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your favorite
explorer and expert in all things.
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And here we are now, in the tribe of...
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"Mamadedeko"
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to speak with our indigenous people.
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And share a little knowledge.
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You, take it
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go there, take a place
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tribe of mamadede ko
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Can we sit?
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Let's sit down
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you can ask anything
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and I’ll tr...
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tr...
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tr...
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try
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I'll try
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to answer your questions
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It's so good, your
necklaces are so beautiful.
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Take a look at that Arwana... Arwana
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the workmanship is so good
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it is so detailed its perfect.
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I thought that one is also a beads
Ithought is that a beads
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you guys did that?
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Okay, you can now ask questions
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first question
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Me.
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Ah Injanno are you really
an expert on everything?
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Oh, of course,
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Can we ask about the sea creatures?
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Sea creatures?
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Of course, it's okay
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is there an adult fish?
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Old fish?
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Yes.
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what fish is that?
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Tuna.
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Why tuna?
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Century tuna.
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It’s already 100 years old.
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But aside that, there's
a fish that is older
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What fish is that?
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Lapu lapu.
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It was the time of Magellan
that is already 500 years old.
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next
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Is there some type of fish who runs?
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Running Fish? that's easy.
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What?
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Seahorse.
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The horse is running, right?
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Is there a type of fish who flies?
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A Fish that's flying?
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It's in the name
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flying fish.
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but there's a fish that can fly higher
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you know what it's called?
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Angel fish.
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It can reach heaven
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I can take you there if you want
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question!
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Is a penguin a type of fish?
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Is penguin a fish?
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Pengun is not a fish, it's a bird
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It is often mistaken because
penguins are always in the water.
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If it's a bird
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Why doesn't it fly?
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He can fly, but his belly
is too big, also heavy
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He can't handle himself
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you want that land on you, you're dead
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My turn.
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Are the fish smart?
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Smart fish?
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[laughs]
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Yes, there is!
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Yes, that's why there's
something called a school of fish
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But only a few graduate from there
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They don't pass
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is there's any more questions?
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Is there a fish that is rich?
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How can he speak in english?!
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Again?
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Is there a fish that is rich?
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Ah ah, rich fish, rich
fish, ah, there is, there is
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goldfish
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it's gold right?
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Is there a fish that is poor?
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Poor fish?
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[stutters]
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there is
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it's called a janitor fish
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janitor fish
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that’s though cause that
one is speaking english
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Me.
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Is there a fish that always needs help?
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Ah, a fish that always needs help
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Daing
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Is it because it keeps on whining?
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No.
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It’s dying, that's why
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That's why it needs help
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Is there a happy fish?
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A happy fish? Of course, there is
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What's that?
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Clownfish, right? It makes everyone happy
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Is there more?
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Is there a fish
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that doesn't get wet?
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A fish that doesn't get wet?
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You know the answer to that
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dried fish.
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It doesn't get wet, it's dried fish.
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that's part three of taya.
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Uh, Arwana do we still have time?
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You can ask one more question
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Ah, one more question left, who will ask?
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Me Injanno, I have a question.
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Okay, Arwana what's your question?
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Is there a noisy fish?
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Noisy fish?
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Yes.
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for real?
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I told you there is
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What's that then?
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Mermaid.
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Why mermaid?
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Isn't that what is used in ambulances?
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That'so noisy.
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[mimicing ambulance siren]
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[crowd cheering]
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Okay, thank you very
much, tribe of mamade ko
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My fellow Injann
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That's all the time we have now
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hope you enjoy it
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and atleast you learn
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Please like ,subscribe and,
click the notification bell
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and comment down below
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If you guys have any
questions you want to ask
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this is Injanno Jones
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shout out to my fans Injanneros
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Until we meet again!
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Bye!
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[chanting]
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hi mga ka-mani
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I am Angeline, and now
we are here in Mandaluyong
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were here to give tricky questions
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so what are you waiting for?
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Come with me
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so here's the questions
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What is the main
ingridients to pork sinigang
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Spinach.
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Magic sarap.
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sinigang mix final
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You can do it, Kuya!
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Don't you cook at your house?
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Ah pork.
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Green bean.
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Chili.
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Taro.
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ah mixer. like ingridients?
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Stirrer
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ah ladle
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oh he's right!
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Oh, what price do you want?
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One hundred or a kiss and a hug?
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I'm the only single among them
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i will choose kiss and hug please.
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[laughing]
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Hello and Welcome to your favorite show,
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The Battle of the Braless.
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Battle of the Braless
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is brought to you by Playtime
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Thank you!
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Now, I am your host
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Janno Depp
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and I won't make it any longer
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may we call on
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The two competing universities
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First is the
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La Konsumisyon College
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[cheering]
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Welcome
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Welcome to the show
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And their competitor is from
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University of Los Banyo Queen Laguna
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[cheering]
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Welcome to the show girls.
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Okay.
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Do you guys have any cheer?
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Yes!
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That’s what I like.
Who's gonna go first?
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We'll go first!
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[chanting]
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amazing, amazing!
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Beautiful
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Are you going to
let them beat you?
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No!
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Oh, show them what you got!
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You tripped, you tripped. comedy comedy
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[chanting]
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oh, is that allowed?
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Wait, Is that allowed?
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Even if it's just like that
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Just keep posing.
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Listen carefully.
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I will explain the mechanics of our game
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We have three rounds.
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our easy round.
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difficult round.
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and
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the final round
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at the end of each round
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the one with the lowest score
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will have a consequence
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however
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don't worry
you will choose your own punishment
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Okay.
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test the buzzers
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Okay, are you ready to play?
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We are ready!
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Let's play
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Okay!
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Our category
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in Philippine Literature
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and Anger Management Combined
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we have a saying that
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you can joke with a drunk person
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but not on someone that’s newly ___
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what is this blank?
Clue, it's scary to joke with
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newly?
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Freed.
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you can joke with a drunk person,
but not with a newly freed person
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Isn't it?
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Wrong, wrong, wrong!
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Yes?
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Circumcised.
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Joke with a drunk, but not
with a newly circumcised person,
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ouch! it's still wrong
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yes?
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newborn mother
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joke with a drunk, but
not with a newborn mother.
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Isn't it?
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Ah
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No, it's like this, like this
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confused and still half-asleep.
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newly?
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Makeup
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joke with a drunk, but not with a newly
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makeup it's stressful
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It can be erased, it can be erased
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that can be hard, but
that's not the correct answer
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this person would not laugh easily
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Yes?
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Newly operated.
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joke with a drunk person, but not
with someone who just had surgery
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right right, that would hurt
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wrong, that is wrong
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- that’s wrong
- Yes
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miscarriage?
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Joke with a drunk, but not with
someone who just had an abortion
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The answers are getting worse and worse
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okay, I will help you now
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what we are looking for
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Is starting
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in letter
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G
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Newly made?
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Joke with a drunk, but not with
someone who just had a procedure
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procedure? why?
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Newly made boobs, that hurts, you know
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When I had my breasts done
don't joke with me.
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oh no
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you might get hurt
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can i ask?
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That's done?
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In that case?
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This is just a joke, friends
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sorry
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The answer we are looking for
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joke with a drunk, but
not with someone who just
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who just had a haircut.
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[blabbering]
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okay.
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Let's recap our scores
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La Konsumisyon College got zero
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and the University of Los Baño Queen Laguna
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also zero
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it's a tie
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Ms. Consequence you're in
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Okay.
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Thank you!
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You'll go first.
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The consequence you will choose is
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you will remove all the
trash from Manila Bay
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using spoon
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or
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Take off your upper clothes.
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We'll just take off our upper clothes, okay
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okay
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Now, it's your turn to
choose, the choices are
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You'll be drinking a tequila
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while bathing and shampooing
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A King cobra.
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or
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You will take off your top
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We'll just go topless
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Are you sure?
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You too?
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Yes
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were ready
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were ready
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you’re so fast
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Here they are, friends
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they were the ones who chose
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You can clearly see their concequence
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Yes, my friends, when we return
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it’s gonna be difficult round
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here in
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Battle of the Braless
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[cheering]
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Mars, how are you?
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I’m okay. By the way
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how was the swimming
competition you joined?
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It’s whatever
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i won in the freestyle event
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but I lost in the breaststroke event
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oh, why did you lose?
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I could clearly see that i
was really cheated there
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in the breaststroke event
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how were you cheated?
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Mars
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they used their arms
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but i only used my breast
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so i was slower.
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Welcome back to
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Battle of the Braless
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and now we move on to the difficult round
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this is harder, girls,
this is harder, okay?
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Ah, our category, listen carefully.
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Don't play around
anymore, you're so naughty
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your category is carpentry
and architecture combined
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in english this is door
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in tagalog is
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blank
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what it is?
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Bentelador?
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This is part of the house
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Yes?
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Aparador.
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you just added to it, but it's wrong.
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Tokador.
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that’s possible.
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Cute but wrong
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there's no door at the end of this
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but this is often opened and closed
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bintana.
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Aside from the window.
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What else in the house
is opened and closed?
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It starts with the letter
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P
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Yes letter P, pitaka.
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what do you mean?
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It's should part of the house.
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You're actually a thief
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but when I saw it, it
was placed on the stairs.
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Ah, so that's what it was
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oh, that's still wrong. I'll
just go with this instead.
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Me, at home, whenever I come home
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this is where I come out and go in
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what P is this?
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Yes?
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Pussy?
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I love it
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That's wrong.
22:19.471 --> 22:21.214
Wrong I'm sorry.
22:21.239 --> 22:22.240
time is up
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no one got the correct answer
22:24.076 --> 22:26.578
what we're looking for is P
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Palikuran.
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Okay, the one like a restroom
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Ah yes.
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let's recap the scores
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The La Konsumisyon College
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gathered
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zero points
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and the University Los Baño Queen Laguna
22:49.835 --> 22:52.002
gathered
22:52.003 --> 22:53.004
I can’t read it.
22:53.405 --> 22:55.807
Also zero
22:56.208 --> 22:56.708
it's a tie
22:57.109 --> 22:58.109
Ms. Consequence get in
23:11.390 --> 23:12.457
Okay.
23:13.558 --> 23:14.558
Thank you.
23:15.807 --> 23:17.275
your choices
23:18.296 --> 23:19.331
of concquences
23:21.300 --> 23:25.170
A simple gift certificate
23:25.817 --> 23:30.755
smooth your face with a grinder.
23:31.495 --> 23:34.231
Or take off the skirt.
23:35.653 --> 23:37.355
Please clean the face, okay?
23:37.749 --> 23:39.184
Just take off the skirt, sir
23:39.512 --> 23:40.685
are you sure?
23:40.710 --> 23:42.378
That's sure, okay, sir
23:43.955 --> 23:44.955
your turn
23:46.291 --> 23:47.526
your choices
23:48.093 --> 23:49.261
the consequnces is
23:50.295 --> 23:51.295
yes
23:51.296 --> 23:51.930
we can do this
23:51.931 --> 24:00.879
you will bathe in the river
while kissing the leech
24:00.904 --> 24:01.904
[laughs]
24:02.307 --> 24:04.142
or take off you skirts.
24:06.244 --> 24:07.745
we'll just take off our clothes, sir
24:07.746 --> 24:08.680
- Final answer?
- Yes.
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oops, these two are fast
24:11.883 --> 24:14.018
I just turned around, sorry sir
24:14.019 --> 24:15.854
okay, here it is, friends
24:16.621 --> 24:19.123
here ends our difficult round
24:19.124 --> 24:20.257
when we return
24:20.258 --> 24:21.927
the most anticipated by everyone
24:22.260 --> 24:23.361
the final
24:23.762 --> 24:24.563
round
24:24.564 --> 24:27.428
here at Battle Of The Braless
24:34.379 --> 24:35.379
oh hello mars
24:36.592 --> 24:37.776
oh, here it is
24:37.809 --> 24:40.879
I already did it, I'll have
it delivered to your house.
24:42.314 --> 24:43.648
There's someone at your house
24:44.382 --> 24:46.918
send me your number and I'll book it
24:47.619 --> 24:49.221
yes, do it now, I'm busy
24:49.855 --> 24:51.156
Excuse ma'am.
24:52.950 --> 24:54.251
Can i ask a question?
24:54.759 --> 24:55.760
Excuse me?
24:56.681 --> 24:58.616
You know what, I know your style
24:59.017 --> 25:01.186
you’ll ask my name?
25:01.532 --> 25:03.701
Then you'll ask for my number
25:03.922 --> 25:05.490
then what, you'll court me?
25:05.843 --> 25:06.511
Then
25:06.536 --> 25:07.969
you're going to fuck me, right?
25:07.994 --> 25:10.330
Oh my, I already know
your style, it's outdated
25:10.355 --> 25:11.642
stop bothering me, Okay?
25:11.643 --> 25:13.211
No, ma'am, I just have a question
25:14.131 --> 25:15.433
What do you want to ask?
25:15.631 --> 25:16.711
I just wanna ask
25:17.082 --> 25:18.483
why one of your boobs
25:19.457 --> 25:21.394
is out like that?
25:22.239 --> 25:25.342
Oh no, I left my baby on the bus!
25:29.761 --> 25:32.831
The battle of the braless returns
25:32.964 --> 25:34.432
is the final round
25:35.400 --> 25:38.036
[cheering]
25:39.371 --> 25:41.506
why does it seem like it's
becoming Takeshi's Castle
25:42.173 --> 25:43.173
Okay.
25:43.341 --> 25:45.610
In our final round, the category is
25:46.511 --> 25:50.314
Philippine History and
Psychology Of Heroism Combined
25:50.315 --> 25:52.484
it's quite difficult, girls.
25:52.584 --> 25:53.151
Yes
25:53.152 --> 25:54.618
okay think think
25:54.619 --> 25:55.320
that's easy
25:55.954 --> 25:58.857
He is the father of the Katipunan
is known as the brave one
25:59.090 --> 26:02.994
He is the supreme member
of the Katipunan or the KKK.
26:03.554 --> 26:04.554
Who's that?
26:04.579 --> 26:05.180
Yes?
26:05.205 --> 26:06.205
Supremo?
26:06.998 --> 26:07.998
Lito lapid.
26:08.366 --> 26:10.368
no, it’s wrong, he’s already dead
26:11.570 --> 26:12.770
oh, lito lapid is already dead?
26:12.771 --> 26:13.705
No, he's still strong.
26:13.706 --> 26:15.544
What are you talking about, that's wrong.
26:16.841 --> 26:18.543
this starts with
26:19.010 --> 26:21.913
ah, ah, the initials of this are A. B.
26:22.547 --> 26:23.348
Yes?
26:23.379 --> 26:24.780
Antonio Banderas.
26:25.150 --> 26:26.818
Wrong wrong.
26:28.152 --> 26:29.219
Alec Baldwin
26:29.244 --> 26:30.244
wow
26:30.488 --> 26:31.422
you know him?
26:31.456 --> 26:32.032
No
26:32.057 --> 26:33.057
[laughs]
26:33.458 --> 26:35.192
He lived here in the Philippines
26:35.193 --> 26:38.263
who is A. B. it is? the one
who had many enemies?
26:39.431 --> 26:39.898
Yes.
26:39.899 --> 26:41.432
Andrea Brillantes.
26:41.433 --> 26:42.433
[laughs]
26:42.547 --> 26:43.101
No
26:43.101 --> 26:44.101
He's older
26:44.269 --> 26:44.669
yes
26:44.703 --> 26:45.904
Abbie Biduya
26:45.937 --> 26:47.771
ah, he's even older
26:47.772 --> 26:48.106
yes
26:48.106 --> 26:48.740
Abbie Binay
26:49.107 --> 26:50.442
no, he's much older
26:51.142 --> 26:51.710
Ate B
26:51.711 --> 26:53.311
son of a bitch
26:54.145 --> 26:56.539
This is a guy.
He's a man in his 80s.
26:56.615 --> 26:58.350
- Yes?
- Amay Bisaya.
26:59.217 --> 27:00.217
Time is up!
27:00.552 --> 27:02.921
no one got the
27:03.088 --> 27:04.089
correct answer
27:04.689 --> 27:05.790
i'm sorry girls
27:05.815 --> 27:07.358
I was rooting for you.
27:07.359 --> 27:09.393
I was hoping that someone would answer you
27:09.394 --> 27:10.394
the correct answer is
27:10.395 --> 27:13.131
A. B. is Aga Bulak
27:13.398 --> 27:14.398
ah
27:14.599 --> 27:15.233
Oh, Him.
27:15.234 --> 27:17.502
Okay let's recap the scores
27:17.802 --> 27:20.537
La Konsumisyon College with zero
27:20.538 --> 27:23.441
and University Of Los Baño Queen Laguna
27:23.541 --> 27:24.875
also zero
27:24.876 --> 27:26.210
it's a tie
27:26.211 --> 27:27.646
Ms. Consequnce enter
27:29.914 --> 27:30.914
enter
27:31.783 --> 27:33.818
Do i still need to pull you
27:38.256 --> 27:39.256
Okay.
27:39.591 --> 27:40.591
Thank you.
27:47.399 --> 27:48.466
Thank you.
27:48.491 --> 27:49.234
Okay.
27:49.601 --> 27:50.935
I’ll start with you
27:52.404 --> 27:53.972
You’ll choose.
27:54.539 --> 27:56.974
You’re just carrying a first aid kit.
27:56.975 --> 28:01.445
And you need to rescue an injured bird.
28:01.446 --> 28:02.646
That's so pitiful
28:02.647 --> 28:06.117
while it's being bitten by a fierce tiger
28:06.885 --> 28:07.885
or
28:08.687 --> 28:10.088
Remove your bra
28:11.623 --> 28:12.424
your choice
28:12.490 --> 28:14.958
Sir, we’ll just remove
our bra, it’ll be more fun
28:14.959 --> 28:16.360
That's right.
28:16.361 --> 28:18.128
- Final answer?
-Yes, that's final.
28:18.129 --> 28:19.129
Okay.
28:19.164 --> 28:21.124
And here’s the consequences
you’ve have to choose.
28:22.033 --> 28:24.735
We know that you guys are tired
28:24.736 --> 28:27.638
you just need to get a massage
28:27.639 --> 28:28.939
oh, just a massage.
28:28.940 --> 28:29.940
On the back
28:30.408 --> 28:31.810
from a man.
28:32.370 --> 28:33.378
Using
28:33.379 --> 28:34.879
a jack hammer
28:35.013 --> 28:36.514
[laughs]
28:36.539 --> 28:37.549
that's the trend now, right?
28:37.549 --> 28:38.450
You can buy that thing.
28:38.451 --> 28:39.683
That kind of thing.
28:39.684 --> 28:41.019
Just kill us already.
28:41.925 --> 28:42.638
Or
28:42.954 --> 28:44.154
Remove a bra
28:44.155 --> 28:46.384
just remove it
there’s nothing left, just take it off.
28:46.491 --> 28:48.760
Okay, that’s their decision
28:49.961 --> 28:50.994
you’re always fast
28:50.995 --> 28:53.197
friends, it's time to take off their bra.
28:53.198 --> 28:54.899
That’s their consequence.
28:55.233 --> 28:58.502
And that's our episode for today.
28:58.503 --> 29:00.037
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Cover it up
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wave you hands
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