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This programme
contains some scenes
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which some viewers
may find upsetting,
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strong language and
discriminatory language
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We're down to the last
tape - Nightmare Maker.
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How about hitting up that
sexy pen pal of yours?
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We're going to England. She
has the tape - Nightmare Maker!
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We get the tape, we sell the
collection, we pay back the money.
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How do we pay for the
ferry, the bus, everything?
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Your sister.
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You shitheads want
to come to a party?
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Someone call an ambulance!
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Soon as I get my
cut, I'm moving out.
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Excuse me?
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Her cut?
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WHISPERED: What?
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WHISPERED: Oh, my God.
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WHISPERED: What?
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ZOE!
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SHIP HORN BLOWS, SEAGULLS SQUAWK
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For the love of God...
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NEWSREADER: Tonight's
Sixty Minute headlines -
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with the miners back at work,
anger is still in the air.
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We'll be reporting
from one community
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who are finding it
hard to move on.
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Five months out from
the September deadline,
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we'll be looking at what
video classification means
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for the so-called video nasties.
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Police appear no closer to
catching the IRA bombers
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who killed five people
in Brighton last October.
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Tensions remain high, with soldiers
posted in airports and harbours
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to prevent further attacks.
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Can I have that?
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No, it's mine. No, the bag.
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Fuck's sake, Con.
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This happens every
time we get the bus.
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We're not even moving yet.
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Just stick your fingers down
your throat and be done with it.
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No.
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You'll make yourself miserable,
and it'll come out eventually.
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OK, just be cool.
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Would you relax?
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He doesn't care about your
tapes. He won't go near you.
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Why not?
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I'm not being funny,
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but you don't exactly look
like you're in the IRA.
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Nice arse, all the same.
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So, what's the plan?
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I want to know we're
going to get this done.
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And then what?
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You're going to move out,
sleep on a park bench,
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become one of those
crazy bag ladies?
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Are you going to tell
me what we're doing,
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or is this going to
be the kind of trip
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where I have to hold your
dicks every time you piss?
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What the fuck, Zoe?!
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That's your brother!
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When we get off the bus, we walk
to Ashdale, pitch up on a campsite,
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then we meet her in the
pub tomorrow at lunchtime.
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Our three tapes for
her Nightmare Maker.
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Done deal.
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I'm sure you'll find
a way to fuck it up.
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CON RETCHES, BREATHES HEAVILY
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OK, I know what'll cheer you up.
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Top five kill scenes.
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Jesus.
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Um, Leatherface.
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The first kill on Kirk,
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when it comes straight
out of nowhere.
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OK, although it's
formally quite basic.
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For me, Halloween.
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The opening POV shot when mini
Michael Myers kills his sister.
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Oh, you like the
sister killers, do you?
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Depends on the sister, Zoe.
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The Omen - Damien
killing his nanny.
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Technically, she kills herself.
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Yeah, but he makes her do it.
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I'll allow it.
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Er, Suspiria with the
stained-glass window.
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Yes! Yes!
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The score, the lighting,
that sound design!
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Oh, that rhythm, every
time she gets stabbed!
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
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I'm sick of listening
to this shit!
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Do any fellas get
killed in these films,
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or are they all just
sexist and rapey?
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What is she talking about?
They're kill scenes.
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No-one's even in the nip.
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How disappointing!
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That's not what
I'm watching for!
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Some of them are just funny.
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I mean, Evil Dead is
basically just slapstick.
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OK, yeah, well, when
they're not funny,
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when some girl's just getting
stabbed over and over again,
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do you look away at all?
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Or do you feel a little
tingle in your trousers, hmm?
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What the fuck, Zoe?
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We're trying to
enjoy ourselves here.
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And I didn't say we
liked all of them.
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Some of them are shit,
they're just on the list,
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they're part of the collection.
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You didn't answer. What do you do
when you're watching that shit?
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What do you do?
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All right, then - you
answer if he won't. Go on.
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I close my eyes and
I say a prayer, OK?
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Oh, of course you do.
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Leave me alone.
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Really?
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Cos I've never seen you do that.
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Yeah, cos you never look away.
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Yeah, that's because
I can take it.
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Is that not the
whole fucking point?
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What do you know, anyway?
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You're the freak who locked
herself in her bedroom for a month.
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Hmm.
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Oh. Zoe...
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..what are you doing home?
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Uh, free last class. You?
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I, uh...
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I clocked off early, you know?
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I needed to lie down.
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TOILET FLUSHES
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Is Mam home? I
didn't see her car.
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FROM BEHIND DOOR: Come on, Frankie!
Let's have a ride in the shower.
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Go to your room.
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GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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For the lady...
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..and the gentleman.
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Come on, Abe, you don't
need to be so polite.
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We go way back.
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This is respect.
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I don't do polite.
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And it's A-be,
like it always was.
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There's no milk.
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Jesus, Frank, it's
a foreign thing.
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There's no biscuits either. Is
that a foreign thing as well?
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QUIETLY: Don't be talking
about the biscuits.
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We've bigger fish to fry.
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Let me get this straight.
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No sign of Zoe.
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Her friends haven't seen her.
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They won't tell you
anything about the party.
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You called the Scouts and
there's no camping trip,
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and Billy said he was gone
camping with Con, so...
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They've all done
a runner together.
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Yeah, but where?
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And why would Zoe go with them?
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I knew we shouldn't have said all
that stuff about grounding her.
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Really?
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Do you want to do this again?
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It's fine.
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I can wait until you have
finished quarrelling.
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Billy said he was going camping.
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He plans to be back.
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These boys know
what they are doing.
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And you know, sometimes,
the more you know,
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the more you don't
want to know, you know?
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Why do I feel like you're
hiding something from us?
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Look, we're wasting time.
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We should contact the
Guards, start the process.
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It's OK, relax. Ah-ah!
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I tell you what I know, but
let's not involve the police.
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The boys I work with at the
port have a good thing going on.
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I won't be the one
to spoil it for them.
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What's that got to
do with our kids?
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Yeah.
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OK, look, I don't
know where they are...
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..but I know someone who might.
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It's like hell
opened a video shop.
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DOOR CLOSES
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Well, I take that as
a huge compliment.
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You're sick. You're
genuinely sick.
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And they just keep on coming.
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Ah, don't mind all
this Hollywood stuff.
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This is just a sample of
what I have out the back.
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So these are the
video nasties, then?
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I Miss You - Hugs & Kisses.
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Doesn't look so bad.
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God, he's wearing a
wet T-shirt. Oh, God.
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God, this isn't our Con.
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This is not hi...
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This is you.
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This is you and your strange
son leading him astray.
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"Strange"? Mm.
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You think I like these films?
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No.
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I like to see him
working for something.
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That's more important to me.
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Right, come on then,
what do you know?
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Well, I know they got a
lead on the last tape -
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some girl in the UK.
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I don't know what her name
is or where she lives,
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but if I was to guess, I'd
say that's what they are.
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In the UK?
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They're out of the country,
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with a load of Brits?
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God, anything could
happen to them.
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They'll probably be locked
up for being in the IRA.
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At least we'd know where
to find them. That's true.
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Look, I will say this -
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them two boys,
they're good kids.
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You don't need to be
worried about them.
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They're not,
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you know, what they watch -
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which is probably just as well.
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TJ CHUCKLES
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Do you think this is funny?
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Which? The film
or the situation?
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Because, I mean, neither
is a barrel of laughs.
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I'm out of here.
I'm out of here!
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OK, maybe we should
take a breath
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before someone has
a nervous breakdown.
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I've got to call the Guards.
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I've got to call the Guards!
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Whoa, whoa, you're not
calling the Guards.
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Maureen, wait!
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Derbyshire -
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if TJ says they've gone to
that girl, that's where she is.
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Billy, he writes
to a PO box there.
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They are not in some
big, dangerous city, OK?
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They'll be back.
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Don't make this complicated.
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I am telling you, if they don't call
me tonight to tell me they're safe,
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we'll do what we have to.
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And you wonder why Eileen left.
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Come on, Frank.
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Jesus.
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UNDER BREATH: Brits.
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ENGINE ROARS, MUSIC BLARES
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How long is this walk?
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It's a few hours.
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Hours?!
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With all this gear?
Are you for real?
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No, we'll hitch.
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Er, no, we won't. We
stick to the plan.
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We're never even going to make it
to this stupid campsite in time
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to get a spot, right, Con?
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Suit yourself. We're walking.
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Don't move, Con. Don't be a sap.
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Con...
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You don't have to
jump cos he said so.
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Seriously, don't fuck with me.
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I don't know, OK?!
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I'm wrecked.
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I feel like shit!
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This isn't fucking fun!
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Can we all just
get along, please?!
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ENGINE ROARS
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You lot need directions?
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I just saw you
poring over that map.
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Yeah, well, we're not lost.
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Um, actually, we're
heading just...
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Ashdale - we're
looking for Ashdale.
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Oh...
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..right, you'd be
straight down that road.
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You're going in the
wrong direction.
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Long way to walk,
though - all that gear.
257
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,680
Any chance of a lift?
258
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,599
It'd be a tight squeeze.
259
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,640
Please.
260
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,319
All right. Go on, then. Hop in.
261
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,679
Oh, class. Thank you.
262
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,680
The Derbyshire welcome.
Put your stuff in the back.
263
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,480
What's that big needle thing?
264
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,039
For the cows.
265
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,999
You're in farm country now.
266
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,360
You don't look like a farmer.
267
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,720
I'm not.
268
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,800
I had to use it on the dog.
269
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:34,720
ROCK MUSIC BLARES
270
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,480
MUSIC STOPS
271
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,719
Not much for small
talk, are you?
272
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,479
Are you over for
commemoration or something?
273
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,319
Commemoration?
274
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,679
Bash day, love.
275
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,240
It's famous - famous
for the plague.
276
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,880
Sounds lovely.
277
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,080
Historically.
278
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,000
People here quarantined, stopped
the spread of the Black Death.
279
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,919
Half of the East Midlands
wouldn't be alive
280
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,039
if it weren't for what
our ancestors did.
281
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,359
There's a big centenary
thing this week.
282
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,599
Everyone gets dressed
up in medieval clobber.
283
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,479
There's a big
bonfire and whatnot.
284
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,600
Yeah, well, um, we're
not staying long, so...
285
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:48,360
Strange, that, hearing a Paddy
accent from one of your lot.
286
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,839
Oh, sorry.
287
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,799
Is Paddy not allowed any more?
288
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,400
HE TUTS Can't keep up.
289
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,319
Yeah.
290
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,239
Picked it up at a car-boot sale.
291
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,839
Helps me beat the traffic.
292
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:12,479
All these strikes, picket
lines, they pop up everywhere.
293
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,639
Bloody scroungers.
294
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,319
Pop it down.
295
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,439
Sorry.
296
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,480
Thanks.
297
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,759
It's a cold night for camping.
298
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,440
Do you know, I bet my
mum would have you...
299
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,119
..for a good price.
300
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,479
She used to run the
place as a guest house.
301
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,879
I could take you
there, if you want.
302
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,039
Yeah, I, um...
303
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,799
I think we're fine.
304
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,040
Yeah, just an idea.
305
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,039
What do you think, love?
306
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,839
Campsite's grand, thanks.
307
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,039
Sure?
308
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,759
There's plenty of room.
309
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,839
Although maybe some of
us might have to share.
310
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,879
Hey, stop!
311
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,439
Oi, what are you doing?!
312
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,519
What am I doing?
313
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,639
What are you talking about?
314
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,959
It's just a joke.
315
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,999
Some people are so touchy.
316
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,919
Do that again, you'll need a
bandage of your own, all right?
317
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,399
All right, keep your
knickers on, love.
318
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,519
Excuse me?!
319
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,560
Excuse YOU.
320
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,720
You know, if you're going to
be such a stuck-up bitch...
321
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,320
..you can get out and walk.
322
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,919
Wait, where's Ashdale?
323
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,400
There's a trail
through the woods.
324
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,119
Now get the fuck out.
325
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,160
What the f...?
326
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,320
You all right?
327
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,480
That wasn't cool
what he did, an' all.
328
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,480
Wait, wait, wait...
329
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,479
CON LAUGHS
330
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,919
Finally!
331
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:10,999
I did say it.
332
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,440
I told you so.
333
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,199
Look, we've got torches,
an ex-Boy Scout with us,
334
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,719
we'll get a fire going.
335
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,399
What else do we need?
336
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,000
Walking trail - this way.
337
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,599
Top five
cabin-in-the-woods films.
338
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,839
Don't even think about it.
339
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,159
For me, it has to be...
340
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,200
No!
341
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,119
OK, top five campfire scenes.
342
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,799
Shut up, Billy!
343
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,599
How do we even know this
is the way to Ashdale, huh?
344
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,879
Are we really
trusting that creep?
345
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,279
We're heading in the right
direction, all right? Relax.
346
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,720
It's going to be fine.
347
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,479
DISTANT SQUAWKING
348
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,039
What was that?
349
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,159
It's nothing. Just
some... animal.
350
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,359
ANIMAL CRIES IN DISTANCE
351
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,879
Just some animal?
352
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,559
Tigers are "some animal."
353
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,999
It's not a fucking tiger, is it?
354
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,840
Why are you acting
like you're not scared?
355
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,400
I have a feeling we're not on
the walking trail any more.
356
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,919
All right, let's not push it.
357
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,520
Let's just find a spot and camp
up before it gets any darker.
358
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,279
I feel like a million quid now.
359
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,519
Can finally start
enjoying this trip.
360
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,159
Now, it hasn't gone exactly
how I pictured it, you know?
361
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,559
Not the best trailer
for next year.
362
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,919
Ah, forget next year.
363
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,839
This is what it's
all about, man.
364
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,520
Let's make the most of it.
365
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,839
Uh, I have some questions.
366
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,079
Where did you get that?
367
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,239
On the floor.
368
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,079
You need to be more careful
with your love letters.
369
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,559
Zoe, Zoe!
370
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,640
LAUGHING: "Gloria
Fangirl?" Stop, Stop!
371
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,919
Relax!
372
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,159
Someone has to advise on this.
373
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,879
This girl could be
playing you like a fiddle.
374
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,799
Yeah, well, she's not, all
right? Yeah? How do you know?
375
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,399
Cos she's genuine.
376
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,399
She's not full of
shit like your mates.
377
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,599
You don't even know them.
378
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,319
But I see them.
379
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,519
I see you dying to be the
same as everyone else.
380
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,119
You need to stop confusing being
weird with being interesting.
381
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,519
You need to stop confusing being
popular with being a bitch.
382
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,559
Can we just stop? No.
383
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,439
We've been writing letters to
each other for ages, all right?
384
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,959
We've exchanged tapes already.
385
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,079
I've seen photos of her
collection and she's seen mine.
386
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,440
Oh, my God!
387
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,159
You actually like her!
388
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,359
Look at you, all spiky,
389
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,959
like I just insulted
your girlfriend.
390
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,599
I'm scarlet for you.
391
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,679
You actually think you're
going to come over here
392
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,759
and meet your dream
girl? Shut up.
393
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,159
Some fucking cool girl,
394
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,879
and you're going to make a
connection over shite movies.
395
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,920
It's pathetic.
396
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,999
That's not true, is it?
397
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,040
No!
398
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,159
I mean, she did say her
folks were away, so, look...
399
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,719
Is that what this whole
trip is about? No, it's not.
400
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,439
No, look, I don't need to
listen to this shit, all right?
401
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,919
She's not a liar...
402
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,960
..unlike you.
403
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,919
What's that supposed to mean?
404
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,759
Oh, come on, we know you were having
some sort of nervous breakdown,
405
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,679
or whatever they call it.
406
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,680
That's why you
weren't in school.
407
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,039
And that's why you
wouldn't leave your room.
408
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,079
Billy, don't.
409
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,199
No, some people were saying
you were up the duff,
410
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,000
knocking it in the
head in Liverpool.
411
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,319
Other people were
saying eating disorder.
412
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,599
But me and Con, we both know
413
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,480
you're just mental.
414
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,640
That's not what I...
415
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,479
Great. She started it.
416
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,399
Why can't you just be
nice to each other?
417
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,880
Grow up, Con.
418
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,640
THUNDER RUMBLES
419
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,280
ZOE BREATHES HEAVILY
420
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,520
HEAVY RAINFALL
421
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,400
BRANCH SNAPS
422
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,040
Con?
423
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,800
ZOE SCREAMS
424
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,399
Con!
425
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,680
CON!
426
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,199
There's someone...
There's someone...
427
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,519
There's someone out there!
428
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,599
He had a mask, and I thought
he was going to... Con!
429
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,479
Look, hey, hey, hey, slow down!
430
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,039
There's someone out there, Con!
431
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,359
What's going on? What's going on? She
thinks she saw someone over there.
432
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,440
I don't THINK anything.
He was right there.
433
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,239
You don't believe me?
434
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,359
No, I do. It's just...
435
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,559
Just what, Con? I
wouldn't make this up!
436
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,000
OK, if you say so.
437
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,960
Look, you have to admit...
438
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,359
..you've been a little
messed up lately.
439
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,679
What?
440
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,239
You want to do this now?
441
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,799
Con, you don't know
the half of it.
442
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,959
Well, then, just tell me.
443
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,079
Maybe it's just some
kids messing around.
444
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,079
No, no, Billy. It wasn't
just some kids, Billy.
445
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,920
I saw him, he had a weird
mask and he was right there!
446
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,280
OK.
447
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,439
So are we talking slasher,
448
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,759
or is it like some mad
pagan folk horror shit?
449
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,280
Shut the fuck up, Billy!
450
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,359
Look... I believe
you, all right?
451
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,239
And if it was some fucking psycho,
we need to leave right now.
452
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,319
What? No!
453
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,279
No, no, no, no! We got to
stick to the plan, all right?
454
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,359
Remember, there's that
festival thingy on.
455
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,559
That was just locals
playing dress-up.
456
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,879
It's nothing to worry about.
457
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,759
I promise you, Zoe.
458
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,199
Fine. Whatever.
459
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,679
We'll just stick
to your plan, then.
460
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,119
But it's on you if someone
comes into the tent tonight
461
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,159
and slits our throats!
462
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,199
Fine by me.
463
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,759
I'll be dead anyway.
464
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,999
Great, well, at least both of
yous can agree on one thing -
465
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,240
not listening to me.
466
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:49,240
OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS
467
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,520
MENACING CHORAL SINGING
468
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,999
SHE WHIMPERS
469
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,440
SHE SCREAMS
470
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,600
SHE YELLS AND SCREAMS
471
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,320
DRILL WHIRS, SHE SCREAMS
472
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,720
Are you Mr Power?
473
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,520
Maureen!
474
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,559
Oh, Jesus.
475
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,720
Is this a...
476
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,200
..bad news thing?
477
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,360
Well, that depends.
478
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,519
Right now, we're just looking
to speak to young Con.
479
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,639
Is he in?
480
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,759
Oh, Jesus Christ.
481
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,479
Oh, my heart.
482
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,959
Why did you take your hat off
with a big, depressed head on you?
483
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,279
What do you mean?
484
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,400
That's my face.
485
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,439
Look, I just need a word.
486
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,200
We've had a report about money being
stolen from the school Debs fund.
487
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,759
CON: You know, this place
looks like Camp Crystal Lake.
488
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,759
BILLY: Yeah, it does.
489
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,479
ZOE: Where's Camp Crystal Lake?
490
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,199
It's where Jason drowned.
491
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,639
Who's Jason?
492
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:46,519
Jesus, Zoe, have you ever
even seen a horror movie?
493
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,519
I've seen The Elephant
Man. Does that count?
494
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,560
No. No!
495
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,520
It's embarrassing.
496
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:57,120
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