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For those of you who
were too fucking busy...
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...this is what happened
last week on Shameless.
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-I left them.
-You fuck!
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LIP:
This your home now?
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First time in my life
I ever felt like I actually belonged.
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LIP: What is it like with my dad
living at your house?
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-Weird.
-It's only gonna get weirder.
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[TONY & FIONA PANTING]
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-Last night was my first time.
-You mean with me?
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-Virgin?
-Yep,
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Aunt Ginger has to go back?
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-Don't make her go.
-She doesn't belong to us.
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VERONICA: Old guy next door died in March,
which I guess makes us neighbors.
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-Where‘s my damn toaster?
-Leave me alone.
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You would not be so
pissed off if you didn't care.
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I saw the way you looked at Steve
like a D-O-G in heat.
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My mom heard about it.
She invited you to dinner.
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HGYA
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DEBBIE:
Aw, Heh.
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Sweet baby.
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Put a scarf on.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Debbie, come in
and eat breakfast, okay?
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You're up next in the shower.
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I wanna play for a while.
Ask Carl if he'll get in the stroller.
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Last time, you were locked
in the basement for a day.
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On purpose.
We were playing Loser Goes to Gitmo.
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Let's go. And put that
stroller back in the garbage.
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Oh, my God. That's, uh.... It's dead.
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-You sure?
-Uh-huh. The element's rusted out.
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Anyone wanna make
some cookies with me?
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-How much to replace it?
LIP: Uh....
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-Two bills used, four new.
FIONA: Shit.
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How about pie?
I can get started on the crust.
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FIONA:
Go take your shower.
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I wanna make pie.
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You know what? Hand me the obits.
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Maybe, uh, we can scavenge a dead
person's water heater. Thank you.
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Oh. Mrs. Dombrowski.
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Oh, the, uh, shaky-neck lady? I thought
she drowned a couple years ago.
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No. Mrs. Goga had the shaky neck and
drowned in her own vomit last Easter.
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No pie. Get in the shower.
I'm not saying it again.
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Carl, no.
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I went to school
with Kenny Dombrowski.
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-Think he had a crush on me.
-Shh! Wake's this morning. Let's go.
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-Up. up. up-
DEBBIE: Can I come?
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Um....
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No.
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Debbie, what is going on with you?
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Nothing.
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[FIONA SIGHS]
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[SNIFFSI
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Oofl Shower. After Debbie.
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Towel and robe upstairs. Go.
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[LIAM JABBERS]
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You need to learn
how to change your own diaper.
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[CHILDREN CHATTERING OUTSIDE]
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[GRUNTS]
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MAN:
It's getting windy.
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Beautiful day for a party.
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MAN:
It's for kids, Frank. No booze!
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Aw,
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How would you like your eggs,
sweetie?
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-Fluffy.
-Aw.
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They're having a party across the street.
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What, dear’?
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Across the street.
Some sort of a party for kids.
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No booze.
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What's the point?
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Dad?
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What the hell is he doing here?
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-Ha, ha.
KEVIN: Yeah.
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[BOTH GROANING]
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-Debbie?
-Heh. What?
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-What?
-Stay focused.
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Are the Gallaghers in our bathroom?
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-I know what you need.
-Huh? Uh-huh.
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-That's what I'm talking about.
-Yeah?
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Yeah. Right there.
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SHEILA: They're pretty. Fluffy, fluffy.
-Aha! Woo! Mm.
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Went to see a lawyer.
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Yeah. It turns out I can't afford to live
somewhere else and support you two.
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Three.
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Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray?
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He's got gangrene.
You ever smell a rotting foot?
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Hey, why don't you get me a refill
there, huh, Karen, honey?
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Did you lose your fucking legs?
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That's your teenage
diseased mind talking.
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You know, you tasted penii
and now you're just crazy.
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[COUGHS]
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[KEVIN SCREAMS]
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Oh, shit!
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That's cold!
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What the hell? Veronica!
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There's no hot water!
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What?
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Fucking Gallaghers.
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Look at you letting yourself
into people's houses.
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Tall grande latte, two shots.
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-Sugar?
-Absolutely.
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Kids home?
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Mm.
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Boys are out getting a water heater,
Debbie's at the park...
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...CarI's out looking for defenseless pets
to torture, and Liam's down for a nap.
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So.,.?
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No. I'm up to my ass in housework.
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That's why I'm taking you
to a long, deep, leisurely lunch.
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-Lunch?
-It's a euphemism.
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How quaint.
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Or would you like a demon dog
and a quick fuck over at the Sheridan.
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-Liam?
-Get a sitter.
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-Costs too much.
-How much?
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At least 50 bucks.
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-You're not paying me to fuck you.
-No, I couldn't pay you enough.
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['|'HUMPING]
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-Did you hear that?
-No.
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You didn't hear that?
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You trying to change the subject?
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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Liam?
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He's too lazy to get out of his crib.
He just yells.
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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-You stay with Liam.
-Wait, wait, wait.
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[VVHISPERS]
Hey. Hey.
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You take the baby. I'll take the bat.
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All right.
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[WHISPERS]
Now. Go.
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[METAL CLANGS]
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STEVE:
Debbie, Jesus.
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I thought you went to the park.
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I came back.
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Are you okay?
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Katie Crasden's having a party.
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Katie Crasden?
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Two streets over.
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STEVE:
And she didn't invite you?
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She's only 3.
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What happened?
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Well, lwasjust walking
past and her dad, he--
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Her dad did what?
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He was laughing and playing with them
and itjust.... Just wasn't fair.
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What wasn't fair? What?
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Everythingr
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So I, um....
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I stole something.
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Oh.
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-So nobody touched you?
-What?
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You nearly gave me a heart attack.
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[LIAM GIBBERS]
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[CHILD SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Debbie?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Who the hell is that?
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
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WOMAN: We can j-- We'll just organize.
It'll be okay.
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MAN:
He's probably right around here.
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Just relax.
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Oh, here we go.
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No traffic tickets to issue today?
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No one to pull over
for swinging wide on a left-hand turn?
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Or is this a supportive friend party...
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...for a cop who shot some poor fucker
wasn't even armed?
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Leave the people around here alone.
They're good folks.
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Who are the parents?
Let's go, people. Out of the way.
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Um....
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-Your child's missing?
GARY: Yeah.
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TONY: I need your names
and the name of the child.
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Uh, Beth and Gary Casden.
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-When was the last time you saw...?
-Uh, Casey.
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-About an hour ago.
-Okay.
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Okay. Uh, what was he wearing?
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-Heh.
-Debbie...
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...why would you steal
a little girl?
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Why would you steal a little boy
and dress him like a little girl?
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[G|BBERS, THEN CHUCKLES]
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I wanted a girl,
but there weren't any.
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Wha--? Then back to my initial question.
Why would you steal a baby at all?
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I miss Ginger.
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-What?
-Who?
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You took away Aunt Ginger.
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Who is Aunt Ginger?
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Somebody from V's nursing home.
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-What?
-She was my friend.
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We have to take him
back right away, okay?
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Where are his boy clothes?
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I washed them.
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Oh, my God. It shrunk.
You put it in the dryer?
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That's what you do
after you wash something.
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Um....
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We can put him
in some of Liam's clothes.
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We can't bring a missing kid
back wearing different clothes.
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I mean, people will say we did
something to him. Something bad.
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COP [OVER PA]: Attention, this is--
Attention, this is the Chicago--
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-Push--
-I know what to push.
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Attention. This is the--
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-No, no.
-What are you doing?
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-We have to get the information out.
-Then let me drive.
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No.
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I've been a cop a lot longer than you.
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You don't get to drive and talk.
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What, are you gonna call your uncle?
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Attention. This is the Chicago Police.
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We are looking
for a missing 2-year-oId....
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-Come on in.
IAN: So we're just gonna wait?
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He's a chain-smoking pothead
in a stress-inducing situation.
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He'll be out soon.
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What are we supposed to say?
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I don't know. Just play it cool.
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Play what cool?
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Things people play cool. Jesus, Ian.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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You got your own cell?
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-No, some kid left it in the cafeteria.
-Ah.
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Hey, Kar.
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I'm at some dead lady's house trying to
see if I can score a water heater.
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Meet me after?
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FIONA:
Hey, v?
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I'm in the bathroom.
219
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,616
Hey. I'm in a bit of a jam.
Can you watch him for 15 minutes?
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00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,909
-Damn, Fi. I'm in the middle of--
-Thanks.
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Okay. Sure.
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Hey, Li....
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Who the fuck are you?
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, Fiona.
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Hey, T0nY
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You remember Steve?
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Yeah. How's it going?
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Uh, hear about the missing boy?
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No. What happened?
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Got taken from a birthday party.
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Think he might have
just wandered off?
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We got everybody out looking.
Choppers, SWAT...
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...extra units, Amber alerts.
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Wow. Really?
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We're gonna catch the bastard that took
Casey and chop his pedophile nuts off.
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[HELICOPTER ROTORS WHIRRING]
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Less than two hours ago,
a young boy only 2 years of age...
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...was abducted from his front yard.
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You see this? This is what happens
when the world goes crazy.
242
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People steal kids.
243
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And Rastafarians
are allowed to roam free.
244
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I don't mean real Rastafarians.
I mean Rastaman Goldbergs...
245
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...from Lake Forest with rich parents
who get dropped off in town cars...
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...then go beg for money on the streets.
What a load of crap.
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Obama-care my ass!
248
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What the news people don't tell you:
they love it when kids get stolen.
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00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,744
They're just looking for a good story
to saturate our airwaves with.
250
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,919
And why are all
the news ladies Chinese?
251
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:47,679
They should stick to what they know:
railroads, sushi and dim sum.
252
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,085
Frank. Guess what.
253
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,594
I made muffins using
a bunt cake batter.
254
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:57,228
I didn't even need to add another egg.
255
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,930
-Hi, sweetie.
KAREN: The shithead gone?
256
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,149
SHEILA: He just left for work.
EDDIE: I'm still here.
257
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,435
-I'm just getting my coat.
-I just had some delicious penii.
258
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,825
SHEILA: What?
FRANK: Little Casey up the street.
259
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,772
Gone missing right from
his own backyard.
260
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,534
Hmm. That's terrible.
261
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,953
You missed--
262
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,340
[KAREN GROANS]
263
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,307
TONY: Yes, ma'am.
WOMAN: But my husband--
264
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,310
-I know you're all concerned.
-Of course.
265
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,812
Just everybody calm down.
I'll get to all of you, okay?
266
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,725
-Uh, you first, okay?
MAN: All right.
267
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,693
I wasn't sure what size,
so I bought three just in case.
268
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,155
Oh, slow down.
269
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,404
-What?
-Stop the car.
270
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,316
-Hey! Hey.
-Hey. Almost new.
271
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,616
Debbie stole a baby.
We have to return it.
272
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,150
-Debbie stole a baby?
STEVE: Yeah.
273
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,363
-Why?
-It's Debbie.
274
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,704
I did not see that coming. Um....
275
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,290
-Can't we just give it back?
-I wish we could. It's too late now.
276
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,677
-Wow.
-Find Car! and get home now.
277
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,054
Yeah.
278
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,979
TONY [ON PA]: We're looking for a missing
boy named Casey...
279
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,136
...last seen
wearing a Superman costume.
280
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,935
Two years old. Any information
would be greatly appreciated.
281
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,190
No questions asked.
282
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,221
Why the fuck wouldn't
we ask questions?
283
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,365
Because we want
people to feel safe.
284
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,362
How do you find out
what happened if you don't ask?
285
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,865
You understand the premise?
People feel safe.
286
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,908
They give information.
We find the kid.
287
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,531
Safe my ass. I'm asking questions.
288
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,549
-Okay. Yeah. No. Go ahead. Yeah, sure.
-That's what you do.
289
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,822
-You do what you want.
-Uh....
290
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,085
Casey Casden. Uh, last seen
wearing a Superman costume.
291
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,256
Kev, stop.
292
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,638
What's Liam doing here?
293
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,464
It's not Liam.
294
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,268
-Who the hell is this?
-I don't know. Fiona dropped him off.
295
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,095
TONY: Attention, all residents.
There's a child still missing.
296
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,881
Approximately 2 years of age...
297
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,525
...wearing a Superman costume.
If you've seen....
298
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,432
Fucking Gallaghers.
299
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,221
FRANK: When I was a kid,
we could go to a birthday party...
300
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,275
...and our parents wouldn't worry
that we were gonna get...
301
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,280
...sto|en out of the front yard
by some perv.
302
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,783
That's when America had values.
303
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:25,126
Before Walmart, Dukakis,
peanut butter and jelly in one jar.
304
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,154
You're too young to remember this...
305
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,048
...but there was a time
when policemen were respected.
306
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,676
When young men
wanted to fight for their country.
307
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,463
When you could go vote twice
for Mayor Daley down at the 11th Ward.
308
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:42,059
Before some liberal pricks elected
a Muslim who isn't even American.
309
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,718
We need to get your story
straight for the police.
310
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,477
Why did you take the boy?
311
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,189
He was crying for his mom
and his mom wasn't around.
312
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,720
Did you try to find his mom?
313
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,513
No, he was crying and nobody cared.
So I took him.
314
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,908
-You can't say that. What's with you?
-Fi.
315
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,615
Debs, was he inside or outside
of the yard when you grabbed him?
316
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,618
Inside.
317
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,030
-Okay. so how did you get him out?
-I waved a Snickers bar at him.
318
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,284
Did anybody see you?
319
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,452
-I don't think so. We just ran.
-That wasn't suspicious.
320
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,712
-So you were running down the street--
-I used a stroller.
321
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,375
-What stroller?
-Liam's old one.
322
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,214
The one I told you to throw out?
323
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,759
I fixed it. For emergencies.
324
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,094
[BANGING ON DOOR]
325
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,347
VERONICA:
Open up! Hurry!
326
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,852
Shit.
327
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,810
What in the hell is going on?
328
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,775
-Is this that kid?
FIONA: Debbie stole him.
329
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,315
We have to give him back
without getting her in Juvie.
330
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,400
-Why in the world would she steal-?
-Hmm.
331
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,825
There must be
a couple hundred cops out there.
332
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:45,536
I know. I'm so sorry.
Debs, will you watch him for a second?
333
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,918
Come with us.
334
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,074
Casey, we're gonna play games, okay?
335
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,663
I'm not sure what's going on.
336
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,678
Maybe it's because your mom bailed
and Frank's a big drunk.
337
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,005
What, I'm the asshole now?
She stole a baby.
338
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,388
She obviously planned it.
339
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,634
I mean, she took a stroller
out of the garbage and she fixed it.
340
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,267
Hey, Debbie still is a little kid.
Worst thing is she gets help.
341
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,846
-Help?
-What kind of help?
342
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,801
-She stole a baby.
-She‘s not crazy.
343
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,391
She just sort of
accidentally took a kid.
344
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,727
Not if she lured him with a candy bar.
345
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,363
-What are you suggesting?
-Some professional to--
346
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,730
-A shrink?
-Gallaghers do not do therapy.
347
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,448
TONY [ON PA]: --missing 2-year-old boy,
Casey Casden.
348
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,909
He was last seen wearing
a Superman costume.
349
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,360
If you have any information, call 911.
350
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,780
Look, we need a plan
to get that boy back.
351
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,129
Family Services
is gonna have a field day.
352
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,755
Family Services?
353
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:37,002
If they find out Frank's moved,
they'll take the kids, split them up.
354
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,386
Remember last time?
355
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,412
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
356
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,345
Shit.
357
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,509
Exactly.
358
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,806
You know that payphone
that's outside the Kash and Grab?
359
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,222
-Yeah.
LIP: Get on your bike...
360
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,431
...go to the payphone
and call the police.
361
00:19:55,611 --> 00:20:00,771
Tell them that you saw a little boy
walking down Southport Avenue at 2:45.
362
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,060
-Okay?
-Why should I?
363
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,073
You wanna be
in a children's home?
364
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,115
Group home on Union
has a climbing wall.
365
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,408
-Carl.
-Ugh, I don't have a bike.
366
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,942
Wire cutters in the drawer.
367
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,550
What?
368
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,802
Steve, Fiona, you guys have to get
Debs to take that kid back.
369
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,935
I don't know
that I can make that happen.
370
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,762
You have to or we're all fucked.
371
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,714
okay-
372
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,137
Why do I have to do it?
373
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,895
We've already told the police
we didn't know anything.
374
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,688
-I'm not a good liar.
-You can do this.
375
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,773
-I'm not. You always say so.
-All right. Hey. You know what?
376
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,289
It's been hours and Casey's parents
are really worried about him.
377
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,785
Remember that pie you wanted to make?
Let's do that tonight.
378
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,077
What do I have to do?
379
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,832
I saw a little boy walking down
Southport Avenue at like 2:45.
380
00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,376
COP [OVER PHONE]: Two forty-five?
-Yeah, 2:45. Asshole.
381
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,501
Got a sighting. A kid saw the boy
walking down Southport.
382
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,929
DEBBIE:
I was walking up Southport Avenue...
383
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,638
...when I saw little Casey.
384
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,268
You didn't know his name.
385
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,557
-A little boy.
-Yeah.
386
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,468
-All alone.
-All alone.
387
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,806
And crying. I asked her
where her mom was.
388
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,062
Not "her."
389
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,813
Oh, um, I asked him where his mom was
and he didn't know.
390
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,157
He seemed upset,
so I gave him some chocolate.
391
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,944
Good, Debs. You're doing great.
392
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,788
Veronica, go to the cleaners,
ask Mrs. Bergdoll...
393
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,284
-...to use the phone.
-That woman's a cold bitch.
394
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,537
I've got something for that.
Don't worry.
395
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,579
Hey, Mrs. B.
Can I use your phone really quick?
396
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,545
I got some green bud
for your glaucoma.
397
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,175
Hmm....
398
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,711
I saw a little boy with a Superman suit
walking down Grand.
399
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,347
-And what time was that?
-About 15 minutes ago.
400
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:50,345
I thought maybe this is the boy
everyone's talking about.
401
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,638
I'm sorry. A Spider-Man suit?
402
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,762
I didn't say Spider-Man.
I said Superman.
403
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,729
He had a cape and he was with a girl.
404
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,069
-Can you describe--?
-Assho|e.
405
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:03,645
DEBBIE: So I went to the phone outside
Connie's Pizza to call the police...
406
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:07,563
...but I couldn't use the phone,
because it was broken.
407
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:14,075
-And did you try to call anyone else?
-Yes, I did.
408
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,127
Oh. Right. I was standing on the street...
409
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,624
...and I asked people who were passing
if I could use their phone.
410
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,668
I said it was an emergency,
but no one listened.
411
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,803
I don't know
if it was because I was young...
412
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,549
...or poor.
413
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,103
Ha-ha-ha-ho!
414
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,562
[BLOWS AIR]
415
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,192
Okay, let's see.
416
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,281
Oh.
417
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,081
Frank?
418
00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,659
Uh-oh.
419
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,297
What am I gonna do?
420
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,464
Stop?
421
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,792
[GRUNTS]
422
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,562
[FRANK FARTS]
423
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:25,238
-Hi, Frank.
-Shit! Sorry, Karen.
424
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,364
-I thought you were gone.
-Frank?
425
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,642
Pass me a towel?
426
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,745
You got it all wet.
427
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,669
A hand toweI's fine.
And don't throw it, please.
428
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,482
Casey!
429
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,891
LIP: What time do you go into work today?
-Uh....
430
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,785
-I go in at 6.
-You're going in early.
431
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,562
Tell them you saw a little boy
in a Superman costume...
432
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,406
...waIklng down Grand Avenue.
433
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,823
What are you doing?
You're not on till 6.
434
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,080
I'm here now, what's the harm?
Gary, how you doing, man?
435
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,163
-Another Old Style?
-Yup.
436
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:30,629
Gosh, you know what?
I am feeling nostalgic today.
437
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,557
Hear what I said?
I said I was feeling nostalgic.
438
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,134
MAN: What's "nostalgic"?
-Well, I'm glad you asked.
439
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:42,670
I was walking to work and I saw this cute
little kid wearing a Superman costume.
440
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,316
You know, with a cape and everything?
Takes you back. He was a cute kid.
441
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:52,736
Yeah, Superman costume.
Cute little kid.
442
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:56,278
-A little kid in a Superman costume?
-Superman costume, sandy hair.
443
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,533
That's the boy that's missing. Where?
444
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:00,866
On Grand.
ljust passed him five minutes ago.
445
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:05,001
-Well, we have to call that in, Kev.
-Yes, we do.
446
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,490
How's my favorite lady?
447
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,753
She'll be better
when her numbers come up...
448
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,005
...and Allied Shippers
can kiss her fine black ass.
449
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,217
[KEVIN CHUCKLES]
450
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,967
-I got a good feeling.
-You say that every week.
451
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,050
-Four vodka tonics?
CAROL: Only three today.
452
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,685
Marilyn wants a virgin colada.
453
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,682
She blacked out last night,
so she a little nervous.
454
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,988
No, no, no. If! can't buy my girlfriend's
mom drinks, what good am I?
455
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,392
No damn good.
456
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:32,730
-That's right. Can I get these for you?
-No, I got them.
457
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,946
WOMAN:
Yes. He took it out.
458
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,077
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
459
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,704
WOMAN 1: You were right there. Yeah.
WOMAN 2: I was. No. I was.
460
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,153
Ladies, I'm just gonna
grab these glasses, okay?
461
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,163
You can grab anything of mine you like.
What's your name?
462
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:47,796
sag.‘ 5
463
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:51,373
Well, that's nice and short
and easy to whisper.
464
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,630
Like, "Do it again, Kev."
465
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,041
-Heh.
-Uh-huh.
466
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,709
Yeah, heh.
467
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,628
FRANK:
Mr. Barkeep...
468
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,926
...a large boilermaker.
469
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,382
And keep them coming.
470
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,685
Did you bring in the water heater
from the porch?
471
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,648
-No.
-Well, it's not on the porch.
472
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,640
Seriously?
473
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:19,487
Bunch of fucking animals.
474
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,441
Steve, Debbie, Liam, we gotta go.
Fiona, you got Casey.
475
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,323
I'll see you at Sheila's after.
476
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,530
Hey, don't worry,
she's gonna be great.
477
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:30,320
-She doesn't even seem sorry.
-She is, she's just a kid.
478
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,996
She can't tell lies. She never could.
479
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,715
We're all going to jail.
480
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,385
DEBBIE:
Why can't I just take Casey back now?
481
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,635
We can't let anybody see you with Casey
leaving our house.
482
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,149
Fiona is gonna take Casey
to the rendezvous spot.
483
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:47,221
She'll give him to you
and you'll take him back to his house.
484
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,887
Othenrvise, the plan won't work.
485
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:52,356
Fiona is gonna go to Sheila's
to make sure she has an alibi.
486
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,108
I don't think I can do this.
487
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:59,699
Yeah, you're gonna be great, Debs.
Just don't fuck it up.
488
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,616
-Hey, Debs?
-Yeah?
489
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,282
Do you know why doctors, lawyers
and nurses are great liars?
490
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,202
DEBBIE: No.
STEVE: Because they lie to help people.
491
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:16,162
A doctor wouldn't tell a sick patient,
"You're gonna die."
492
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,383
He would say, "We're doing
everything we can." Wouldn't he?
493
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:20,885
Yeah?
494
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:25,046
So pretend you're being a doctor today,
and tell a doctor's kind of tie.
495
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,597
Can you be a doctor for me?
496
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,801
Can I be a nurse?
497
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,222
That's my girl.
498
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,935
In a moment we will take you live
to the scene of the crime...
499
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:40,825
...with our head correspondent,
Charles Catino.
500
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,153
But first,
if you have any information...
501
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,568
...regarding the whereabouts
of Casey Casden...
502
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,407
...please call the number
at the bottom of your screen.
503
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:49,574
Charles, are you there?
504
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,741
[WOMEN CHATTERING]
505
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,530
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
506
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,374
Shots on me.
507
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,043
You are soaking wet.
508
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,250
WOMAN 1: Wipe it up.
WOMAN 2: Get it. Get it.
509
00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:04,261
WOMAN 1: Check, please.
Can we have the check?
510
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,100
Uh, so...
511
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,223
-...fixing up the basement?
-Mm-hm.
512
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,680
Gonna try.
Sheetrock that corner space for my bed.
513
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,352
The other halfs already paneled,
so I'm good there.
514
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,311
Got a spot for the sink.
ToiIet's already in.
515
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:26,652
So just run some cable
for the flat screen and I'm all set.
516
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,202
So...
517
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,490
...that Sheila, she's something, huh?
Heh.
518
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,870
That's one way to put it.
519
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,877
Does your ass ever stop hurting?
520
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:47,055
No. AdviI's your best bet.
It helps with the inflammation.
521
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,728
Hey, Kev.
522
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,385
-Hey.
TINA: See my friend?
523
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,773
I know she acts like she hits
on everyone, but she doesn't.
524
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,432
She likes you.
525
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,350
Well, I'm flattered, but I can't.
526
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,438
Kev, you wanna get to it?
527
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:02,354
Oh, come on,
what could one little drink hurt?
528
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,862
Um, you know. Really, no.
529
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,906
Look, she doesn't care
if you have a girlfriend.
530
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,274
Neither do I.
531
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,450
Can you handle two?
532
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,543
What, the both of you?
533
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:20,713
[CLEARS THROAT]
534
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,424
Uh, I can't, really.
535
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,634
Actually, I'm getting married.
536
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,216
Wha--? What's that, now? Married?
537
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:31,172
-No, no-- Frank, can I get you a shot?
-Veronica?
538
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:34,683
-Frank--
-Hey, Jess, roll out the champagne.
539
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,816
-Our boy here's getting hitched.
-What?
540
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:41,025
-Kev is marrying Veronica.
-Frank--
541
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:43,406
-Carol. Carol, come here.
-Ahh!
542
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,813
-No, Frank--
FRANK: Carol.
543
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,732
-No, no, no.
FRANK: Carol.
544
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,020
No, no, no. Frank--
545
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,613
Kev's making an honest woman
out of your daughter.
546
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,129
-You what?
-Yeah!
547
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,651
CAROL:
Oh, my God! Ha, ha.
548
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,994
To think I was drinking,
worrying about that missing boy.
549
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,339
-Who gives a shit about that now?
FRANK: Hey!
550
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,465
-My daughter's getting married!
FRANK: Kev's getting married to Veronica.
551
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,963
[ALL CHEERING]
552
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:08,095
And I got the oldest bottle
of Asti Spumante.
553
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:12,383
You have made me
the happiest woman in the world.
554
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,721
-I'm gonna go call Veronica.
-Wait, wait! No.
555
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:17,356
She'll wanna call you.
Don't ruin the surprise.
556
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,394
Okay, everybody, drinks on the house!
557
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,310
Here we go. One for the mama.
There you go.
558
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:29,520
All right, one for the big daddy.
Now for the mama. There we go.
559
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:31,443
Yeah!
560
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:34,451
MAN 1:
You're getting married!
561
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,740
MAN 2:
Woo-hoo!
562
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,766
[SLURPSI
563
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,109
Fiona Gallagher?
564
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,723
Yeah.
565
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,315
-Yeah, what about her?
-Nothing.
566
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,359
Good.
567
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:15,073
You really wanna hook up with her?
A lot of kids over there, man.
568
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,538
Heh. You're kidding, right?
Your marriage only lasted six weeks.
569
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,820
-Seven.
-And she wound up with the house.
570
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,581
My car's paid off!
571
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:26,167
You giving me advice is ridiculous.
572
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,792
[SLURPING]
573
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:51,614
Fiona, what a pleasant surprise.
574
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,024
They haven't found him yet?
575
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,744
ISIGHS]
576
00:31:55,914 --> 00:32:00,244
I can't stop thinking about
what his parents must be going through.
577
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,159
I know.
578
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:03,701
ISIGHS]
579
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,740
REPORTER [ON TV]: Less than two hours
ago, a young boy only 2 years of age....
580
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,214
Do you want a drink?
581
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:11,715
I've got a lot of booze. No mixers.
582
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,348
Cup of coffee would be great.
583
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:16,305
REPORTER: --will not rest
until the little boy is returned home.
584
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,716
Why don't I make it?
585
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,512
Oh, don't mind me.
586
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:25,640
I accidentally took three of my pills
instead of one.
587
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:29,319
REPORTER: In just a moment we will take
you live to the scene of the crime....
588
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,359
Hey, wait a second.
589
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,566
Hi, mister. Hey there.
590
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,704
How about giving me a big hug?
591
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:43,035
REPORTER:
--I quote, "The city will not rest.... "
592
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,704
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
593
00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:51,136
I'm gonna blush and then they'll know.
594
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:54,093
I can't be a nurse.
I'm not patient, I hate bed pans.
595
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:58,754
I can't walk in clogs,
and let's face it, I'm too small.
596
00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:02,393
SHEILA:
Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
597
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,937
-Peekaboo. Peeka--
-Oh, my God.
598
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,405
GIRL:
Mommy!
599
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:17,360
-Casey's back!
-I don't believe it.
600
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,827
-Is it him?
GIRL: Mommy!
601
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,867
-It is. It is.
-It's him, he's back.
602
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,953
My baby. My babY
603
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,492
Where have you been?
We've been worried sick.
604
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,886
Where did you find him?
605
00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:35,923
He was walking all by himself.
I didn't know where he lived.
606
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:39,217
-Thank you, you're an angel.
-I don't-- I don't--
607
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,172
I don't know how to thank you.
Uh, here, just, um--
608
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:47,641
Here, take all-- Take it. Take all of it. Just
take everything. Thank you. Thank you.
609
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,563
I told you we'd find him.
610
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,698
My Debbie found him.
A Gallagher saved the day.
611
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,106
You bunch of losers. Heh.
612
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,572
DEBBIE:
Bye.
613
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,113
LIP:
That's Debs’.
614
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,373
No, I'm just helping her.
615
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,748
[FRANK GRUNTS]
616
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:12,883
You're on my hand. You're--
617
00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,671
All right, I am your father.
618
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,336
Hey, Deb. Good job.
619
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:22,176
-Fiona, you wanna come with us?
-Where?
620
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:25,262
-We need to take Deb to the station.
-What for?
621
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,058
We need to take a statement.
622
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,193
She found him.
I mean, isn't that enough?
623
00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:34,441
We need a statement.
You can stay with her.
624
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,908
Nurse Debbie can handle it.
625
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:41,408
What I'm trying to tell you is...
626
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,940
...that I have never seen her love
anybody--
627
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:49,246
-I mean, anybody--
-Come on.
628
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:53,381
No. Anybody as much as she loves you.
629
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,460
-For real?
-Mm. For real.
630
00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,421
-Including her daddy. Mm-hm.
-No.
631
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,178
Come on.
632
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:06,389
Ooh, and, honey, she love him like....
Mm.
633
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,434
Ooh. Mm.
634
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,350
Shit.
635
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,198
KEVIN:
V!
636
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,084
V!
637
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,996
.\/I
MAN: Hey!
638
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,582
V!
639
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,371
You hear me?
I need to speak to Veronica Fisher.
640
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,293
-What the hell?
MAN: Would you shut up out there?
641
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:47,018
-What are you doing?
-I'm here to tell you something.
642
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:50,177
I mean, I'm here to ask you something.
643
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,687
How did you get so drunk
in the afternoon?
644
00:35:56,863 --> 00:36:00,573
Veronica Fisher, will you do me
the honor of being my wife?
645
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:05,781
-Yes, heh. Yeah! Yeah! Yes.
-0h.
646
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,577
-I love you, baby.
-Ha-ha-ha.
647
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,245
I first saw him on Southport.
648
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,910
He caught my eye because
my baby brother Liam loves Superman.
649
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,251
After I noticed he was alone,
I took his hand. He's a good walker.
650
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,257
Very well-mannered for a toddler.
651
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:24,219
I thought for sure
someone would let me use their phone.
652
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,591
I'm just so shocked
at the lack of humanity.
653
00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:27,888
Yes, I'd love a cookie.
654
00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,841
I remembered Grand Avenue
from my Aunt Ginger.
655
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,732
Do they require you to wear a jacket
and tie, or is that your choice?
656
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,681
I find it very sexy.
657
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,624
TONY: Big day.
-Yeah.
658
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:55,836
TONY:
Happy ending.
659
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,292
YGPA
660
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:06,004
You missed a good pot roast last week.
My mom really, uh, pulled out all the stops.
661
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,399
Yeah.
662
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,015
Sorry about that.
663
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:25,195
KAREN: That's so great about Debbie
finding that little Casey.
664
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:29,488
LIP: Yeah, I know. He's lucky it was her
and not some crazy fucker.
665
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,904
[KAREN CH UCKLES]
666
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,112
Like your new jeans.
667
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,452
Oh, thanks. They didn't cheer me up
as much as I'd hoped.
668
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:39,088
My house is so fucking weird.
I wish I'd been kidnapped.
669
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,377
Is it that bad?
670
00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:42,500
You should have seen them
at breakfast.
671
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,917
I can't imagine
what dinners are gonna be like.
672
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,478
In fact, as soon as he gets down
to the bottom...
673
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,300
...I look back and there are
all these people behind us.
674
00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:53,847
-And I start yelling, "Go back! Go back!"
-Why? Heh.
675
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,932
Because he stepped off of the thing
and just stopped there...
676
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,728
...and there are all of these people»-
Thank you, love.
677
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:03,443
You know,
your house is Frank's wet dream.
678
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,775
-Never gonna get him out.
-Mm-mm.
679
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:10,694
Wanna sneak into my backyard
and do it on the tire swing?
680
00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:14,535
-Lip?
-Wait, I'm thinking.
681
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,579
REPORTER 1 [ON TV]: Well, I guess
sometimes there are happy endings.
682
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,994
Casey Casden,
the little boy who disappeared...
683
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:23,713
...from his own front yard earlier today,
has been delivered home...
684
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,095
...safe and sound.
685
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,383
REPORTER 2 [ON TV]:
Thank you, Lisa.
686
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,264
-That is indeed great, great news.
-Fiona.
687
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,712
REPORTER 2:
In other matters, a medical...
688
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,609
What's up?
689
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:39,723
Um....
690
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:40,931
For Debbie.
691
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,526
Okay. Mm-hm?
692
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,733
Hey, Debs. Look what Steve bought.
693
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,743
Oh, my God. For me?
694
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:57,535
Absolutely.
For doing such a great job today.
695
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,700
-Thank you.
-What are you gonna name her?
696
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:00,919
[LAUGHS]
697
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:05,509
Gin-Gin. After Aunt Ginger.
Let's go up to my room. We can play.
698
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:11,464
Oh, Gin-Gin, you're so funny, heh.
699
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,921
Oh, Gin-Gin, you're so much fun.
700
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:20,934
[GRUNTS]
701
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,738
VERONICA: Kev, babe, wake up.
It's time to get drunk again.
702
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:37,360
DEBBIE:
Six-ninety, 700, 710...
703
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:41,452
...715 exactly.
704
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,677
Hmm.... Ah!
705
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,132
ISIGHS]
706
00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:01,856
-Thanks for buying her that doll.
-Not a problem.
707
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:06,487
-You know what'd feel great right now?
-Hmm?
708
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,984
A long, hot shower.
709
00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,487
I'll wash your back.
710
00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:17,991
Shit.
711
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,402
No hot water.
712
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,873
You really are beautiful.
713
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,546
Like....
714
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,712
I hope I'm not fucking up the kids.
715
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,884
VERONICA:
Fiona?
716
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:44,357
Fiona, where are you?
717
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,893
[CHUCKLES]
718
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,230
Here.
719
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,108
Fiona!
720
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,447
-Hey, hey.
-Mommy.
721
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,198
[CHUCKLES]
722
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,650
What the hell? Champagne?
723
00:40:58,831 --> 00:40:59,941
I'm getting married.
724
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,030
Oh, my God!
725
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,870
[ALL CHEERING]
726
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:10,429
VERONICA: Bitches, start planning
the bachelorette party.
727
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,833
IAN: Congratulations.
VERONICA: Are you drunk?
728
00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,372
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
729
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,426
IAN: She's just happy
you're getting married.
730
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,253
She's great.
731
00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:24,776
Yeah, man. She's a good egg.
She deserves it.
732
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,851
Yes, but does she deserve you,
you bastard?
733
00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,816
[CHUCKLES]
734
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:32,827
No. Nobody does.
735
00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:56,804
Take the Advil now.
You wanna stay ahead of the pain.
736
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,306
ISIGHS]
737
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,268
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
738
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,068
STEVE:
Congratulations.
739
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,278
[CHUCKLES]
740
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:18,613
-Penny for your thoughts.
-Really, Grandma?
741
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:23,626
I know. I'm a 60-year-old lady
with the vaj of a newborn.
742
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,740
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
743
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,589
You know I love you guys, right?
744
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,916
I couldn't raise these kids
without you and V.
745
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:37,051
They borrow your shit all the time.
I'm sorry. I know it's lame. But thanks.
746
00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,885
I don't know how I'd do it
without you guys. I love you so much.
747
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,549
I'm just so happy for you both.
748
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:46,567
Yeah, yeah. You know that Jagermeister
really makes you chatty, right?
749
00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:47,761
You know that?
750
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,930
[GIGGLING]
751
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:52,140
Look at V.
752
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,014
Isn't she beautiful?
753
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,980
Yeah. She sure is.
754
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:02,866
[TRUCK BEEPING]
755
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,409
What the hell is that?
756
00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,498
MAN: Sign right there, please.
-Debbie?
757
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,340
IAN:
What is this?
758
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,592
It's our new water heater.
I got it on sale.
759
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,175
LIP: All right, Deb.
All: Ha, ha.
760
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,840
DEBBIE:
And free delivery.
761
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:27,858
-They said because I'm a hero.
VERONICA: That you are, my girl.
762
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,649
IAN: Oh, man.
VERONICA: Heh.
763
00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:34,687
You're gonna go to the back and make
a sharp left and install it in the kitchen.
764
00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:37,014
LIP: Right on back.
DEBBIE: Yeah, straight down.
765
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,528
Bump-
766
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:42,449
-By the way, I call the first hot shower.
IAN: How much did that set you back?
767
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,781
That was something, huh?
768
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,533
Yeah.
769
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,073
You know,
for a guy who just got engaged...
770
00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:54,084
...you don't seem very happy
to be getting married.
771
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,962
It's because I'm already married.
772
00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:47,264
Debs, you gotta get ready for school.
773
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,476
DEBBIE:
I can't go to school.
774
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,437
Why not?
775
00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:57,561
Gin-Gin had me up half the night
with diarrhea.
776
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,197
Oh.
777
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,886
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